[Tokyo Ghoul] Shuko's Daily Handbook

The first generation of Jiuzi got up very early, sitting on the sofa with the baby bear he won at the playground yesterday, watching TV, which was playing the most popular cartoon recently.He watched the cartoon that was still playing the theme song, and spent three seconds trying to think about whether to wake Kaneki Ken...

"Xiaoyan...Xiaoyan, don't go to sleep. How about watching cartoons with Jiuzi?" The boy leaned over and sat on the young man's waist, pinching Kaneki Ken's face.

Kaneki Ken squeezed the boy's hand, and kissed Jiuzi's face a few times in a daze. "Baby, I'm so tired, can you play by yourself? Be good..."... He was the one who suppressed the wine yesterday, okay, why are you so tired?This is unscientific... Jiuzi is extraordinarily... energetic and energetic today. 【This unscientific! ! ! 】

Jiuzi was comforted but still not satisfied. Xiao Yan didn’t go to the coffee shop today and stayed in bed. His face was swollen. He poked the buns and jumped into the living room to continue watching cartoons. one morning.

Jiuzi said that he was really well-behaved today, and even helped Xiaoyan with housework.

Holding a large basin of clothes, he excitedly stuffed it into the washing machine, filled it with water, then poured out... half a bag of washing powder... and pressed "Start".Then he got into the kitchen, moved a small stool, stepped on it, and found the coffee pot, coffee cup, coffee powder and kettle he wanted from the cabinet.

He filled the kettle with water and put it on the induction cooker to boil water.Then confident […… where did the confidence come from] hold the baby bear full of confidence and continue to watch TV.

At this time, a sharp sound came from the kitchen, which strongly stimulated the weak eardrum of the first generation of Jiuzi.

"Ah! It's so hot!" He spilled hot water all over the floor, and immediately turned on the faucet to pour it on his scalded hands.

There was a strong vibration from the washing machine, and bubbles were everywhere, as if the Bubble Stars had invaded and occupied...

Kaneki Ken rubbed his swollen and aching temples, looked at the messy home, he sighed, and waved to the boy hiding by the door.Seeing Jiuzi lower his head and obediently admit his mistake, he didn't want to care about it anymore. "Why do you want to do this?"

"I think, I just want to help Xiaoyan," Jiuzi's eyes were red, but he rubbed his eyes and forced back the tears, "I will sort it out, really."

Kaneki kissed his red eyes, "Okay, you have to do it yourself, I won't help you. In the future, you have to think carefully about whether you can finish it or not." Jiuzi, "Why don't you change into your clothes, the clothes were dirty last night."

"Forget QAQ, the clothes are in the washing machine."

"Wait, our clothes are all in the washing machine!?"

... Kaneki Ken was doomed to be defeated miserably at the hands of the first generation Jiuzi, but he finally helped him, and he needs to be mentally prepared for his baby to be stupid occasionally...

He hung all the clothes on the drying rack and rubbed Jiuzi's little face, "In the future, remember to wash only the dirty clothes. To do the washing, you have to follow the instructions of the washing machine. Some of its tips can be found in the washing machine. As you can see from the label above, you can’t put too much washing powder, and you should put the right amount of clothes, otherwise the washing machine will be damaged by you...” [Did something get mixed in?Must be an illusion]

Jiuzi wrote down what Kaneki said with a serious face, but Kaneki no longer dared to hand over the housework to Jiuzi.

Jiuzi: "..."

#In the future, please call the nest housework little devil, crab crab#

#On the rhythm of the main character’s housework cell death#

#Womeng play bad washing machine together#

#Housework Great Devil Hello, Goodbye Housework Great Devil#

#Fuck, the promised little devil [cotton] king [sheep]! ? #

"I didn't play." Jiuzi couldn't argue with his mouth, and planted small mushrooms on the bed with his mouth puckered. "Draw a circle and curse you, hum."

"Don't learn those strange words in cartoons." Kaneki Ken's helpless and funny voice came from the kitchen, and he took two cups of coffee into the bedroom.Putting down the coffee, he looked at the young man who was planting small mushrooms under the quilt. He reached in and pinched the young man's soft buttocks.

"Ah!" Jiuzi popped his head out of the quilt, clutched his buttocks, and rolled to the other side of the bed. "Big villain, you actually pinched Jiuzi's butt!"

Kaneki crawled onto the bed with a smile, grabbed Jiuzi's hands with one hand and fixed them on the head of the bed, and scratched Jiuzi's itchy flesh with the other hand. "Ah ah ah ah ah ah! It's so itchy, hahahaha, big villain, I want to scratch you too! Hey! Jiuzi is messing with you!"

"Idiot! How could someone sneak attack and tell others?"

"Hahahaha - no more, no more scratching! Jiuzi is going to die!" The boy escaped from Kaneki Ken's clutches, his whole body was wrapped in the quilt, only his little head was exposed. "La la la," he made a grimace, "this way you won't be able to scratch the wine."

"Stop making trouble, come out quickly." Kaneki Ken smiled softly, pinching Jiuzi's small face, "Do you want coffee?"

"Coffee?! Where's the coffee?" The young man got out of the quilt and jumped into Kaneki Ken's arms. He held the warm coffee and sipped it.

Kaneki Ken looked at Jiuzi who had calmed down, and slowly looked at the photos with his mobile phone. He didn't like taking pictures very much. He always felt shy under the camera, so most of the photos in the phone were pictures of Jiuzi. Zi and his photo, Ying and his photo, only a few of his photos.His wallpaper is a photo taken when Jiuzi was asleep. On it, the cute boy seems to have tasted delicious food in a dream. The corners of his mouth are raised, and the long eyelashes form a delicate silhouette under his eyes.

He felt a little bored, so he changed Jiuzi's cell phone, 【He's not worried about some bad woman hooking up with his baby】.Except for a few numbers in the phone book that are male [Shi, Sifang, Store Manager and Kaneki], the rest are female.

……

"Baby, how come there is such a girl's mobile phone number?"

"Those sisters gave it to Jiuzi." With an innocent face.

"Was baby a school grass before?"

"Well... don't you know, Jiuzi used to stay in the boys' school in junior high school and worked as a school belle for three years... What is a school girl?"

Well, he wasn't jealous.

He flipped through the photo album, the latest photo was taken at the playground yesterday.Why are there so many pictures of that giant teddy bear...

He's not jealous either.

"What's wrong with Xiaoyan?" Jiuzi licked the coffee foam from the corner of his mouth, "Your face is so dark..."

"..." Jin Muyan stiffened the corner of his mouth, kissed the corner of Jiuzi's mouth, and licked away the coffee stains. "Have you done your homework, baby?"

"..." Jiuzi suddenly thought of the homework book that he didn't know where he had lost it. He seemed to have written some a few days ago... "Anyway, the homework is useless when it's due... Jiuzi is so good, there is no need for homework."

"Why doesn't Xiao Yan have any homework?"

"..."

"Jiuzi doesn't need to do homework when he goes to college, does he?"

The young man thought hard for a while, and said in a difficult voice, "Probably." It's not like he didn't have homework...

"Alright, Jiuzi will go directly to Xiaoyan's university after the final exam."

"..."

#Nest on vegetarian bear child#

#The nest has always been the bad heart of sauce#

#Wo Meng together point wax#

[From now on, the normal version of Kanekiken will be called "Black Hair Gold", and the blackened Kanekiken will be called "Melatonin"]

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