[Comprehensive] The man on the throne

A thick puff of smoke rose out of nowhere from the woods, and then, a strange suona sound rang in the ears of the two of them.

A group of men and horses in white clothes came out of the smoke, all of them had stiff smiles on their faces, and bright red rouge was painted on both sides of their faces.The few in front were bouncing around while scattering paper money.

The "person" in the middle carried a red sedan chair with the word "囍" on it, followed by a few smiling suonas blowing strange rhythms.

Ye Feizhou slowly widened his eyes, watching in astonishment as the group of people passed in front of them.

The curtain of the sedan chair was lifted slightly, revealing a pair of slender and pale wrists.

Both Ye Feizhou and Wang Jiu saw the newlyweds sitting in the sedan chair. She was wearing a fiery red wedding dress. The patterns and handwork on the wedding dress looked very delicate. If it was scary, Ye Feizhou thought he would take a closer look to understand it.

The bride's face was smeared with thick white powder, and her mouth was smeared with blood-red rouge. She stared at Ye Feizhou expressionlessly, and when she saw Ye Feizhou, she slowly showed a surprised expression, grinning slowly. Slowly pulled out a strange smile.

Ye Feizhou's heart trembled involuntarily, and Wang Jiu's slightly cold voice came from his ear.

"Don't look, just close your eyes."

...It's just that this seems to be too late.

Ye Feizhou felt as if he had bumped into something the moment he closed his eyes, and when he opened his eyes again, he was actually sitting in the sedan chair just now.The clothes on his body disappeared, replaced by the fiery red wedding dress worn by the weird bride.

Ye Feizhou turned pale with shock, who could tell him what happened in the short few seconds when he closed his eyes and opened them!

I don't know if it's an illusion, but Ye Feizhou always felt that the sound of the suona outside seemed to be more brisk. Looking down at his wedding dress, Ye Feizhou suddenly had a very bad premonition: Damn it!I won't marry that horrible-looking bride!

Once this absurd idea was born, it lingered in him as if it had taken root.Ye Feizhou patted the sedan chair with tears streaming down his face, Wang Minglang, where are you!Love to save me! !Your good friend wants, gets married, gets married, and gets out! ! !Forget it!Damn look at this weird scene! !The one who married himself is probably not a human being! ! !Come on, come on, help! ! !

Desperately pulling at the curtain of the sedan chair, Ye Feizhou wanted to dig a gap in the curtain that suddenly sealed the sedan chair as hard as a stone slab.The evil pen has said that it is a cloth curtain like a slate, how could it be possible to move it with his mortal body, thinking of this, Ye Feizhou burst into tears again.

——Mama, you ask me why I cry, I, I don’t make it!Ye Feizhou wiped away his tears, and kicked the sedan door desperately with his heavy skirt.Huh?This skirt is so light.Don't care about these details, just keep kicking the door!

one second...

two seconds...

 ……—Still motionless

so tired

Ye Feizhou sat down on the soft cushion of the sedan chair, holding on to one side, panting.Suddenly, his ears moved slightly—Huh?There seemed to be no sound outside.

In the next second, Ye Feizhou stared dumbfounded at the rock-solid sedan chair splitting in two, and stared straight at Wang Jiu's slowly falling feet. ——Ming, Mingming!Fuck, my buddy has good feet! ! !

Ye Feizhou remained in a state of dementia, watching helplessly as a simple-looking black knife suddenly flew out from behind Wang Jiu, flying towards a group of men in red that surrounded the two of them.

Under the pursuit of the black knife, the man in red looks like a weak man of paper. Man A in red jumped up and hugged the black knife desperately, followed by a man in red B hugged the man in red A, and then connected them together like a string of candied haws.

Heidao was furious decisively!Flying wildly in the air, flying high and low all of a sudden.

Ye Feizhou looked at this scene similar to flying a centipede big kite, and felt very fascinated.Turning around, he saw Wang Jiu, who was crossing his arms and looked carefree, even more embarrassing. ——Brother, is it really okay for you to look like this? ! !

Hei Dao, whom Ye Feizhou thought was like flying a kite, seemed tired of playing. He accelerated in the air, and then made a 360-degree turn. The group of people on the blade successfully drew a beautiful arc in the sky.

Ye Feizhou: "Pfft..." What a beautiful scenery "line"

Wang Jiu: "What are you talking about, come here quickly."

Ye Feizhou came back to his senses, and immediately moved to Wang Jiu's side.

He stared at the incomplete sedan chair and the group of people in red who fell to the ground and rolled in pain for a long time with complicated expressions, and silently looked up at the sky.

Ye Feizhou asked in a soft voice: "Then... can we go?"

Wang Jiu picked up the suitcase on the ground and slowly dragged it forward: "Of course, you want to stay here?"

Ye Feizhou quickly replied: "Of course not." Just kidding, I almost got married by staying here!This is simply the shadow of a lifetime!Shame on life!

He glanced at Wang Jiu strangely, and asked

"What about that knife?"

Wang Jiu said in a relaxed tone: "It seems that I was accidentally eaten by a monster."

The ghost sword of the soul card, come when you call it, and go away as soon as you wave it, it's not too good ~ Ye Feizhou: "..." I don't want to talk about it, and I don't need to talk about this kind of unreliable explanation!It's too easy to pierce through!

Ye Feizhou silently followed behind Wang Jiu, wittily did not refute.

A group of people on the ground who were ignored by the two: "..." Look at us!We lie so miserable!Has your conscience been taken away by dogs!Look back quickly!

Staring at the backs of the two people who were gradually leaving, the man in red who looked like the leader finally couldn't help but speak, and he said fiercely to the two people in the distance: "Stop, don't go! How dare you disturb the wedding of the River God, the River God will punish your mortals! Hehehe, when the time comes..."

——If the man in red doesn't chatter his teeth when he speaks harshly, maybe it will really scare people, but now, he looks like a chrysanthemum that has been over-tortured, which is really not deterrent.

Ye Feizhou ⊙o⊙ sounds very powerful!

There was a very gentle smile on the corner of Wang Jiu's mouth, which made people feel soft like a spring breeze, as if it was not him who did these things just now.

"I'm sorry that this happened..." He frowned helplessly, looking troubled. "However, it's obviously not our fault in the first place."

The leading man in red snorted: "Could it be our fault?"

Wang Jiu: "Oh? If I'm not mistaken, the river god's bride took away my companion first."

The leading man in red: "Yes... so what?"

Wang Jiu: "Looking at the weather, the auspicious time is coming soon, isn't it? If you don't bring the bride back, the River God will be angry." He said slowly in a tone of "I'm thinking about you", but The second half of the sentence was enough to scare the leading man in red, "When the time comes, I'm afraid we mortals will not be the ones he punishes first." He deliberately emphasized the word mortals, and pointed with his slender fingers. Not far away, the bride in red was hiding behind a big tree and watching the crowd.

The leader in red shuddered when he thought of his master's punishment method, waved his hand, and took a deep look at Wang Jiu: "Forget it, he said let's go."

The sedan chair that had been shattered in two was instantly restored. Accompanied by a strange suona sound, the bride in red slowly came out from behind the big tree, opened the curtain and sat in again. Slowly, the sedan chair set off again.

Watching a group of people disappear into the mist, Wang Jiu looked away: "Okay, let's go."

Ye Feizhou let out a deep breath: "It's finally time to go, let me tell you, your village is really weird."

Wang Jiu smiled and said, "Are you surprised? I told you that you won't be disappointed when you go back to Wangjia Village this time. Maybe there will be more interesting things when you enter the village?"

Ye Feizhou: "...I suddenly feel that the whole person is not well." This is more than a surprise, it is simply a shock!He didn't want to experience the more interesting things in Wang Jiu's mouth at all. He suddenly wanted to go home TAT Ye Feizhou followed Wang Jiu through the dense forest, and the horror of the red sedan chair and the phoenix crown and Xiapei kept flashing in his mind Bride, he was very unsure if there was something wrong with his mind, he turned sideways and asked, "Are those just now real? Isn't it an illusion?"

Wang Jiu walked ahead: "Have you ever seen such a real illusion?"

Ye Feizhou thought about the wedding dress he was wearing, and shook his head: "That's right. I heard they said that the river god got married, what is that?"

Wang Jiu pointed to the direction that the group of people walked just now: "There is a river over there, that is their destination, and the person living there should be the river god they talked about. Have you never heard of the river god getting married? ?”

Ye Feizhou racked his brains and pulled out a primary school text from his childhood memory. He suddenly had a vague impression, scratched the back of his head, and recalled: "The river god's marriage seems to be the ancient people's desire to keep the farmland from being submerged. , bless the place with good weather, did you come up with this bad habit of drowning beautiful girls and dedicating them to the river god?"

Wang Jiu: "Yes."

Ye Feizhou was stunned for a moment: "Your village still has this bad habit of entrapping young girls?"

Wang Jiu shook his head: "No, people in the village would not do this kind of thing. The ones you saw were not human at all, they should be the shrimp soldiers and crab generals sent by the river god to pick up the bride, the girl who was regarded as the bride Must have made a deal with him."

He looked at Ye Feizhou's slightly stunned look, and said very seriously: "Ye Feizhou, don't care about these things, and you can't care about them."

Ye Feizhou and Wang Jiu looked at each other silently, and after thinking about the bride's weird smile, he sighed: "It's not that I don't want my life, and it's a voluntary transaction, so how can I meddle in my own business."

Ye Feizhou: "By the way, why did I sit in the sedan chair just now?"

Wang Jiu sighed softly: "When this kind of thing happens, it will be a big disaster, and you are still staring at the bride, so..."

Ye Feizhou covered his face: "What, I'm a man, okay? Is this river god the kind who doesn't mind meat and vegetables!"

Wang Jiu's eyes suddenly became a little strange: "What are you thinking? Do you think the river god wants to marry you instead? They locked you in just to feed the bastard." Ye Feizhou: "What? ?...I don’t seem to understand.” He looked down at his clothes and muttered, “Strange, I was still wearing a red wedding dress before. Why is it gone now?”

Wang Jiu looked at him helplessly, overcompensation is unnecessary: ​​"You have been staring at the bride for so long, it is possible to have this kind of hallucination."

Ye Feizhou was extremely embarrassed: "Haha, is that so?" He stared at the ground, wishing he could find a crack in the ground.It turns out that it was a misunderstanding, the River God really isn't gay!

Wang Jiu shook his head and continued to lead the way.While reading Wang Minglang's memory, he spoke slowly.

"Wangjia Village is different from other places. It's weird. I heard from my parents that I was very weak when I was a child. I often had nightmares and cried in the middle of the night. It was useless for them to coax me. Taking medicine when I was sick was commonplace. Later, my father didn't I have no choice but to call back to the old lady in my hometown, who said that I was too weak to support myself when I went back to my hometown. Sure enough, after my parents sent me back to my hometown, my health improved."

Ye Feizhou: "So smart? Who is that witch?"

Wang Jiu: "See a doctor and get rid of disasters. People in the village come to her for minor illnesses and disasters."

"Is that so..."

The two chatted all the way, and after a long time, Wang Jiu finally stopped.

"arrive."