The male lead, get out of here [Transmigration Book]

When Gu Xiuyuan and Shi Chao came back from school, they saw the hen bleeding all over the ground, and Han Xiaotian sleeping under the quilt.

Gu Xiuyuan was worried about Han Xiaotian's feet, so he gently lifted the quilt to look at his ankles, and found that the swelling had subsided, so he put the quilt back on and went out.

Han Xiaotian was not too sleepy at first, he woke up as soon as he lifted the quilt, and when he went out, he couldn't pretend anymore, so he got up, put on his shoes and went out.

Shi Chao was pulling Gu Xiuyuan to think about what to do with the chicken. When he saw Han Xiaotian, he said, "Uncle Han, how do you get this chicken? Can it be boiled in water? But the chicken I ate before has no hair!"

Han Xiaotian rolled his eyes, knowing that you are the young master, there is no need to act stupid here.

Just as I was going to light the fire in the kitchen, I remembered my determination and said, "Go, boil a pot of water."

"Ah, Uncle Han, are you not afraid that I will burn the kitchen down again?"

"If you dare to burn my kitchen again, I will burn you. If you move the firewood farther away, it won't come out. Go."

Shi Chao was already used to listening to Han Xiaotian's instructions, so he went to the kitchen to boil water without saying anything.

Gu Xiuyuan saw that Han Xiaotian didn't look at him from the beginning to the end, so he knew that Han Xiaotian hadn't figured it out yet, so he didn't understand, so he just kissed him. As for such a big reaction?

Gu Xiuyuan didn't know how much the rural customs he thought would have an impact on modern people living in a society that regarded homosexuality as a scourge. Fortunately, the society is very tolerant now. Otherwise, Han Xiaotian would have to pack up and leave.

"Brother, are you still angry with me?" Gu Xiuyuan moved his little paws together, touched Han Xiaotian's hand, grabbed it, and shook it back and forth.

Han Xiaotian wanted to shake off his hand, but looking at Gu Xiuyuan's pitiful expression, he was afraid of casting a shadow on him. Those experts don't often popularize science, and children in their teens are in the period when their outlook on the world and life is formed. If there is no stimulation, it is very likely that there will be various adverse consequences such as world-weariness, autism, violence, etc., so I have to endure the irritability in my heart, snort coldly, and stop talking.

Seeing that he was silent, Gu Xiuyuan was not very happy. Because of his father, he was pampered at home and favored when he went out. Whenever he was treated coldly by others, now he humbly apologized. How dare this person give him Shaking his face, the child hadn't learned to endure his emotions, so he pulled Han Xiaotian's hand, and bit the back of his hand hard!

"Ah, you little dog." Han Xiaotian jumped up clutching the back of his hand. His hand is destined to be full of disasters today. It bit the spot that was pecked by the chicken in the morning. , was bitten again, and this time it hurt so badly, Han Xiaotian was no longer like those shadows, he just kicked Gu Xiuyuan's ass.

Gu Xiuyuan clutched his buttocks and looked at Han Xiaotian aggrievedly. He knew that Han Xiaotian still cared about him. Otherwise, with Han Xiaotian's strength, how could he just kick him crookedly, not even jumping forward. Since the mourning policy is right If it works, go ahead.

I deliberately pouted my butt, "Brother, my butt hurts."

Han Xiaotian covered his face, I don't know how hard I used it?Now run over and pretend to be a fart.

"Brother--" Gu Xiuyuan increased his horsepower, his voice turned three times, and Han Xiaotian couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Gu Xiuyuan pushed his nose up and rubbed his face, "Brother is forgiving me if he smiles."

"Go, go, I'm annoying."

"Hey." Gu Xiuyuan stopped pretending that his butt hurts now, and quickly rolled away.

Han Xiaotian was discouraged, as long as Gu Xiuyuan put on an aggrieved little daughter-in-law face, he would forget everything and only feel distressed. Could it be that he has been too devoted to being a parent these few months?Has he been automatically substituted and unable to extricate himself?

"Uncle Han, the water is boiling, what's next?" Shi Chao shouted in the kitchen, pulling Han Xiaotian out of his self-pity and abandonment.

Han Xiaotian went over with a washbasin, put the chicken in the washbasin, and poured boiling water on the chicken, and Shichao shivered when he saw it.

"Why burn him, the chicken hurts so much."

Han Xiaotian was defeated by Gu Xiuyuan, but Shi Chao acted stupidly, and squinted at him, "I killed you, and then poured boiling water on you, do you think you know it's hot?"

"Hey, you go on, go on."

He has never killed a chicken before, but Han Xiaotian still knows how to scald the chicken feathers with boiling water, and while the water is scalding, he starts to pull the chicken feathers three times and five times.

"You run, you don't eat chicken if you run."

Shi Chao smiled flatteringly: "No, Uncle Han, that's too cruel, should I avoid it?"

"No, you have to finish it even if you show it to me." Han Xiaotian said fiercely.Just kidding, you are timid, and your Uncle Han is also not very courageous. It is the first time in his life to kill a living thing, and his hands are shaking. If there is no one to accompany him, he will quit. The big deal is not to eat chicken!

Shi Chao agreed, as long as he is not allowed to pluck chicken feathers and just watch, it will be fine!

After plucking the long feathers, change the pot of hot water, and continue to fight for the little fluff. Then the kitchen knife comes out and cuts open the belly. The so-called first time is raw and second time is cooked. Han Xiaotian cut the chicken in half from the middle.

"Uncle Han, is this the way to kill this chicken?" Shi Chao remembered that the stewed chicken he ate was all whole.

"Nonsense, I kill or you kill, or you come." Han Xiaotian was annoyed about using too much force, and he came to add fuel to the fire.

"Don't, Uncle Han, why did you kill wrongly, you continue."

"Huh." Anyway, I don't want chicken hearts and livers or anything, just dig out the contents of my stomach and throw them away, chop off my head and throw it away. It's scary to look at the eyes. You said you ate chicken before It always has its eyes closed, but why does it open its eyes when it comes to him? Isn’t that scary? Only the chicken body is left. Well, it’s naked.

This time, Shi Chao didn't find any reason to shirk, following the steps taught by Han Xiaotian, he stewed the old hen chicken.

After dinner, after supervising Shi Chao's exercise, it was time to go to bed, and Han Xiaotian followed Shi Chao into the east room.

"Uncle Han, is there anything else?"

"Are you okay? Sleep."

"You don't go back to Westinghouse to sleep, what are you doing in my room?"

Han Xiaotian slapped him on the head: "What about your house? This is clearly my house. If you hadn't occupied the magpie's nest, I would have slept in this house long ago. So starting today, I will be in this house." sleep."

"Uncle Han, you are merciful, just let me go, if you sleep in this room, Xiao Yuan will kill me." Just kidding, remembering how the grand young master had ever slept in a bed with someone, he firmly disagreed.

"Oh, then you go and sleep in the same room with Xiaoyuan, anyway, I will take back this room from your uncle." Han Xiaotian broke away from Shi Chao's obstruction, lay down on the bed and was about to sleep.

Shi Chao petrified in the wind, he co-authored so much, Uncle Han didn't listen, right?Could it be that he really wants to sleep in the same room with Gu Xiuyuan?Just thinking about it is enough to make you feel cold, but you can't.

Although Shi Chao usually quarrels with Gu Xiuyuan, for some reason, once Gu Xiuyuan puts on a straight face, he feels guilty in his heart.So the idea of ​​sleeping in the same room with Han Xiaotian was out of consideration from the beginning.

Thinking that Shi Chao is also a character, how could he be troubled by such a trivial matter?He took out a copper coin from his purse, and it was in this room, so he went to the west room, turned around on the table, stared at the copper coin without moving his eyes, and was pushed.

"Why, I'm making a decision."

"Don't look at it, you can go." Gu Xiuyuan held down the copper coin and looked at Shi Chao coldly.

It was only then that Shi Chao realized that it was not Han Xiaotian who pushed him, but Gu Xiuyuan. Not only did he arrive, but he was also hugging the quilt. He was planning to sleep in the east room, and he was the one who was being tossed because of the awkwardness between the two of you!

Form is stronger than people, Shi Chao had no choice but to touch his nose and roll to Westinghouse to sleep.

Han Xiaotian worked hard all day, and fell asleep as soon as he got into bed, so he didn't notice Gu Xiuyuan's arrival.

With a straight face, Gu Xiuyuan traced the shape of Han Xiaotian's lips with his fingers, stroked his neck downwards, separated his index finger and thumb, and pinched his neck lightly, "It's easy to strangle you, but why is it so difficult to make you like me."