Reincarnated my wolf king
Chapter 6. Resolutely Resist Wearing Pants
The familiar illusion reappeared, Xu Bing closed his eyes and shook his head vigorously.
This is impossible, this is absolutely impossible, the wolf king turned into a human or something, it's too unreal!And even if he really wanted to change, with the wolf king's coat color, he must be a normal boy with black hair and black eyes, right? !Even if it is not authentic black, it must at least be khaki!How could it be this weird silver color!
The Wolf King watched Xu Bing shake his head for a while, and suddenly became happy: "It can do it too!"
So when Xu Bing opened his eyes again, he saw the boy in front of him lying on all fours on the ground, shaking his head like a rattle, and shaking his body, just like the wolf king every time he got out of the water. !
Xu Bing was stunned for a while, the wolf king opened his eyes, and gave him another "bark".Only then did he come to his senses, and he secretly scolded himself for wanting the wolf king to become a demon these days!The child in front of him is obviously mentally abnormal, but he can still think about it!Then he stood up, pulled the boy in front of him up from the ground, and handed him the clothes: "Can you wear them?"
The wolf king looked at the clothes in Xu Bing's hands, and went up to smell them.Ah yes!It belongs to Xu Bing!It's full of the smell of Xu Bing!So it was happy, and hugged the clothes.
Xu Bing was originally worried that he would refuse to put on his clothes, but now that he accepted them without any resistance, he finally breathed a sigh of relief: "You put it on first, and then go outside to find me."
It is obviously impossible to open today, he has to think about how to deal with this big guy...
etc!Did he forget something before that? !From the small kitchen came the smell of a dry pot, Xu Bing cursed and rushed out the door.Although that set of medical equipment is very old, it would cost a lot of money to replace it with new ones!
When Xu Bing was in a hurry to deal with the dry pot on the stove, the wolf king was struggling.It ran out after Xu Bing with its clothes in its arms, but when it remembered what Xu Bing said just now, although it didn't quite understand, it could probably guess that it was asked to do something first.So it thought for a while and went back to the previous room.
But what does Xu Bing want it to do?It should be related to what he gave himself.The wolf king squatted down, threw Xu Bing's clothes on the ground, leaned over to smell them, and was satisfied.So it didn't think too much at first, followed the instinct of the body, lay down on the clothes, and rolled a few times by the way.
This Xu Bing finished handling the medical equipment in the pot, and it was almost eight o'clock.Just as I was thinking that I had to hang a closed sign on the door for a while, the phone rang.
The phone in the clinic was a medical line and would ring to let him know someone needed him today.This kind of thing is usually more troublesome and cannot be ignored.Xu Bing stuffed the cold soy milk buns into his mouth, and picked up the phone: "Hello? This is Xuji Pet Hospital."
Hearing Xu Bing's voice, the wolf king immediately jumped up from his clothes and ran out.Seeing that Xu Bing was answering the phone, he squatted quietly by the door, looking at him with burning eyes.
While listening to the phone, Xu Bing recorded in his notebook the location of his visits for a while.I felt like a light was on my back, and when I looked back, sure enough, the seemingly mentally handicapped child was also naked, and was still staring at him enthusiastically.
After the other party finished talking about the location and made an appointment, he hung up the phone. Xu Bingchang let out a sigh. If he had to talk for a while, he felt that his back would be pierced by those scorching eyes!
Walking to the wolf king angrily, Xu Bing also squatted down: "You don't understand me?"
The wolf king looked at him with his tongue out and his head tilted, his eyes were pure and full of attachment, and the words "I don't understand" were written all over his face.
Xu Bing sighed again, and finished the soy milk buns in two or three bites.Decided no matter what, at least let the brat put on his pants first.
I'm going to make a doctor's visit in a while, so I can't worry about leaving him here alone, and I have to take him to the police station on the way first—even if I don't send him to the police station, but leave him here alone, it would definitely be outrageous to be naked!
I really don't know that it's already early winter, how can this guy stand walking around like this, isn't it cold?
After breakfast, Xu Bing felt that he was full of strength again and could fight this brat, so he stood up, went into the room and picked up the clothes thrown on the ground by the wolf king: "You have to put on clothes. "
The wolf king looked confused.
Xu Bing bent down to pull him up, and something that looked like a needle's eye came straight into his field of vision again.But people are adaptable. After watching the whole morning, Xu Bing said that this thing can no longer affect him in any way!
Xu Bing handed the sweatpants to the wolf king: "Put on the pants first."
The wolf king continued to tilt his head to look at him with a pure face, not moving to death.
Xu Bing continued to sigh, took the man to the chair, pressed his shoulders to make him sit down, then squatted down resignedly, and moved the wolf king's left leg: "Lift the leg."
Now he has fully accepted the reality that the other party is a mentally handicapped child. Since he is mentally handicapped, he has no choice but to be a three-year-old child.
The wolf king still remembered the command to raise his leg. Xu Bing lifted his foot, and his right hand was also raised by conditioned reflex.After lifting it for a while, I didn't see Xu Bing coming to shake hands with it, so I lowered my head to look at Xu Bing curiously.
This is incredible, it finds that both of its legs are in that thing called pants!Immediately panicked.
In fact, when the wolf king first took over his new body, he was wearing pants.Although it was just a pair of close-fitting underwear, at least it could prevent it from appearing indecently in front of the crowd.
The wolf king didn't pay attention to this at first, because his body doesn't reject clothes, and he didn't feel any discomfort.
However, it found a problem the next day. The thing wrapped around its butt prevented it from excreting!
This is definitely a serious matter!
Even if it can refrain from marking along the way to make it easy to track itself, normal excretion still has to go on.Otherwise, if you just eat it and don't expel it, you will die of swelling sooner or later.
But every time it finds a place to squat down, intending to solve it quickly, it will fully feel that something is blocking the door of the passage, and it cannot let the stock out normally.
After a few times, it got angry and just pulled it out regardless. The result can be imagined.As a dog who loves cleanliness, the hot product in his trouser pocket is stuck to his buttocks, making him almost crazy.
So in the end, it sliced that panty to pieces with its sharp nails.
It finally got rid of such evil things as pants, and it was happy for a while, but now Xu Bing is trying to make it wear another pair!And it looks like this one is even bigger than the previous one!This is absolutely not possible!
The wolf king felt that he had already felt his stomach protesting collectively. Such a small pair of trousers made him feel so uncomfortable. If they were replaced with such large ones, they could almost cover their hind legs. Wouldn't that be so uncomfortable? !
Xu Bing didn't know what was going on, the weird kid who had been very obedient before suddenly struggled, and it was so big that Xu Bing couldn't hold it down at all.But the child seemed to be worried about something, as if he didn't want to hurt Xu Bing, so the result of the struggle was that he fell directly backwards, and with a loud "bang", he landed on his back and hit the ground.
Xu Bing was startled by this sound, thinking that this kid is stupid, what will happen if something goes wrong? !In the end, before he had time to go over to check, he saw the guy on the ground standing up like a carp, jumping up and down!
The wolf king is very satisfied now, he broke free from his pants!Seeing that Xu Bing was stunned, he leaned over happily and let out a "bark", took the sweatpants from his hand, and threw them far away into the corner of the other side of the room, then returned to Xu Bing and squatted down obediently. "Nothing happened just now" expression on his face.
☆, [-]-character short story - life in the military camp - friendship
Dogs are friendly, and military dogs are no exception.
A good friend of the Wolf King is named Lang Ri.
Langri's trainer is a first-term non-commissioned officer with some literary youth atmosphere, so it has such a name.
Just don't look at his trainer like this, the attack is absolutely ruthless.
When training people, when an old military dog with three years of experience pounces on him, he can directly press the dog to the ground with one hand, not to mention the responsiveness, but the strength of the arm can also be imagined.
So the most painful part of Langri's day is taking a bath, because at that time, his trainer will press him in the basin and wash him from head to toe.
Girls whose hair was knotted when they were young but were washed by their mothers in the washbasin must have such experience. Even if there is water, the mother's comb will definitely not cause scalp pain.
The strength of the old mothers could not be compared with that of the soldiers in the army. At that time, Lang Ri was only three months old, and compared to the big dogs, he was absolutely delicate and weak.So every time I take a bath, it feels like it has been disassembled and reassembled. After a few times, it will disappear when it is time to take a bath.
The friendship between Wolf King and Lang Ri was formed at that time.
Because one of Wolf King's favorite games is finding things.
Lang Ri is very good at hiding, which is completely opposite to the fact that Xu Bing is sure to find something that the wolf king hides. He can often hide what he can hide, but his trainer is furious and still can't find it.
But the fact that the trainer can't find it doesn't mean that the same kind can't be found.
The Wolf King's sense of smell is very good, and it belongs to an outstanding level in its same period.So no matter where Lang Ri hid, he would be able to find him.
Then, he squatted in front of the opponent's hiding place, watching eagerly.Until Langri came out by himself, or was found out by its trainer.
Many years later, the wolf king showed off this past event to Xu Bing: "Look, I have always been united and friendly since I was a child!"
Xu Bing finally realized: "No wonder Dayang borrows you from me every time I give Langri a bath! No wonder every time he fights Langri, he insists on hitting you as a target!"
……
The wolf king suddenly realized that something was wrong.
Could it be that my understanding of "friendship" has been biased?
This is impossible, this is absolutely impossible, the wolf king turned into a human or something, it's too unreal!And even if he really wanted to change, with the wolf king's coat color, he must be a normal boy with black hair and black eyes, right? !Even if it is not authentic black, it must at least be khaki!How could it be this weird silver color!
The Wolf King watched Xu Bing shake his head for a while, and suddenly became happy: "It can do it too!"
So when Xu Bing opened his eyes again, he saw the boy in front of him lying on all fours on the ground, shaking his head like a rattle, and shaking his body, just like the wolf king every time he got out of the water. !
Xu Bing was stunned for a while, the wolf king opened his eyes, and gave him another "bark".Only then did he come to his senses, and he secretly scolded himself for wanting the wolf king to become a demon these days!The child in front of him is obviously mentally abnormal, but he can still think about it!Then he stood up, pulled the boy in front of him up from the ground, and handed him the clothes: "Can you wear them?"
The wolf king looked at the clothes in Xu Bing's hands, and went up to smell them.Ah yes!It belongs to Xu Bing!It's full of the smell of Xu Bing!So it was happy, and hugged the clothes.
Xu Bing was originally worried that he would refuse to put on his clothes, but now that he accepted them without any resistance, he finally breathed a sigh of relief: "You put it on first, and then go outside to find me."
It is obviously impossible to open today, he has to think about how to deal with this big guy...
etc!Did he forget something before that? !From the small kitchen came the smell of a dry pot, Xu Bing cursed and rushed out the door.Although that set of medical equipment is very old, it would cost a lot of money to replace it with new ones!
When Xu Bing was in a hurry to deal with the dry pot on the stove, the wolf king was struggling.It ran out after Xu Bing with its clothes in its arms, but when it remembered what Xu Bing said just now, although it didn't quite understand, it could probably guess that it was asked to do something first.So it thought for a while and went back to the previous room.
But what does Xu Bing want it to do?It should be related to what he gave himself.The wolf king squatted down, threw Xu Bing's clothes on the ground, leaned over to smell them, and was satisfied.So it didn't think too much at first, followed the instinct of the body, lay down on the clothes, and rolled a few times by the way.
This Xu Bing finished handling the medical equipment in the pot, and it was almost eight o'clock.Just as I was thinking that I had to hang a closed sign on the door for a while, the phone rang.
The phone in the clinic was a medical line and would ring to let him know someone needed him today.This kind of thing is usually more troublesome and cannot be ignored.Xu Bing stuffed the cold soy milk buns into his mouth, and picked up the phone: "Hello? This is Xuji Pet Hospital."
Hearing Xu Bing's voice, the wolf king immediately jumped up from his clothes and ran out.Seeing that Xu Bing was answering the phone, he squatted quietly by the door, looking at him with burning eyes.
While listening to the phone, Xu Bing recorded in his notebook the location of his visits for a while.I felt like a light was on my back, and when I looked back, sure enough, the seemingly mentally handicapped child was also naked, and was still staring at him enthusiastically.
After the other party finished talking about the location and made an appointment, he hung up the phone. Xu Bingchang let out a sigh. If he had to talk for a while, he felt that his back would be pierced by those scorching eyes!
Walking to the wolf king angrily, Xu Bing also squatted down: "You don't understand me?"
The wolf king looked at him with his tongue out and his head tilted, his eyes were pure and full of attachment, and the words "I don't understand" were written all over his face.
Xu Bing sighed again, and finished the soy milk buns in two or three bites.Decided no matter what, at least let the brat put on his pants first.
I'm going to make a doctor's visit in a while, so I can't worry about leaving him here alone, and I have to take him to the police station on the way first—even if I don't send him to the police station, but leave him here alone, it would definitely be outrageous to be naked!
I really don't know that it's already early winter, how can this guy stand walking around like this, isn't it cold?
After breakfast, Xu Bing felt that he was full of strength again and could fight this brat, so he stood up, went into the room and picked up the clothes thrown on the ground by the wolf king: "You have to put on clothes. "
The wolf king looked confused.
Xu Bing bent down to pull him up, and something that looked like a needle's eye came straight into his field of vision again.But people are adaptable. After watching the whole morning, Xu Bing said that this thing can no longer affect him in any way!
Xu Bing handed the sweatpants to the wolf king: "Put on the pants first."
The wolf king continued to tilt his head to look at him with a pure face, not moving to death.
Xu Bing continued to sigh, took the man to the chair, pressed his shoulders to make him sit down, then squatted down resignedly, and moved the wolf king's left leg: "Lift the leg."
Now he has fully accepted the reality that the other party is a mentally handicapped child. Since he is mentally handicapped, he has no choice but to be a three-year-old child.
The wolf king still remembered the command to raise his leg. Xu Bing lifted his foot, and his right hand was also raised by conditioned reflex.After lifting it for a while, I didn't see Xu Bing coming to shake hands with it, so I lowered my head to look at Xu Bing curiously.
This is incredible, it finds that both of its legs are in that thing called pants!Immediately panicked.
In fact, when the wolf king first took over his new body, he was wearing pants.Although it was just a pair of close-fitting underwear, at least it could prevent it from appearing indecently in front of the crowd.
The wolf king didn't pay attention to this at first, because his body doesn't reject clothes, and he didn't feel any discomfort.
However, it found a problem the next day. The thing wrapped around its butt prevented it from excreting!
This is definitely a serious matter!
Even if it can refrain from marking along the way to make it easy to track itself, normal excretion still has to go on.Otherwise, if you just eat it and don't expel it, you will die of swelling sooner or later.
But every time it finds a place to squat down, intending to solve it quickly, it will fully feel that something is blocking the door of the passage, and it cannot let the stock out normally.
After a few times, it got angry and just pulled it out regardless. The result can be imagined.As a dog who loves cleanliness, the hot product in his trouser pocket is stuck to his buttocks, making him almost crazy.
So in the end, it sliced that panty to pieces with its sharp nails.
It finally got rid of such evil things as pants, and it was happy for a while, but now Xu Bing is trying to make it wear another pair!And it looks like this one is even bigger than the previous one!This is absolutely not possible!
The wolf king felt that he had already felt his stomach protesting collectively. Such a small pair of trousers made him feel so uncomfortable. If they were replaced with such large ones, they could almost cover their hind legs. Wouldn't that be so uncomfortable? !
Xu Bing didn't know what was going on, the weird kid who had been very obedient before suddenly struggled, and it was so big that Xu Bing couldn't hold it down at all.But the child seemed to be worried about something, as if he didn't want to hurt Xu Bing, so the result of the struggle was that he fell directly backwards, and with a loud "bang", he landed on his back and hit the ground.
Xu Bing was startled by this sound, thinking that this kid is stupid, what will happen if something goes wrong? !In the end, before he had time to go over to check, he saw the guy on the ground standing up like a carp, jumping up and down!
The wolf king is very satisfied now, he broke free from his pants!Seeing that Xu Bing was stunned, he leaned over happily and let out a "bark", took the sweatpants from his hand, and threw them far away into the corner of the other side of the room, then returned to Xu Bing and squatted down obediently. "Nothing happened just now" expression on his face.
☆, [-]-character short story - life in the military camp - friendship
Dogs are friendly, and military dogs are no exception.
A good friend of the Wolf King is named Lang Ri.
Langri's trainer is a first-term non-commissioned officer with some literary youth atmosphere, so it has such a name.
Just don't look at his trainer like this, the attack is absolutely ruthless.
When training people, when an old military dog with three years of experience pounces on him, he can directly press the dog to the ground with one hand, not to mention the responsiveness, but the strength of the arm can also be imagined.
So the most painful part of Langri's day is taking a bath, because at that time, his trainer will press him in the basin and wash him from head to toe.
Girls whose hair was knotted when they were young but were washed by their mothers in the washbasin must have such experience. Even if there is water, the mother's comb will definitely not cause scalp pain.
The strength of the old mothers could not be compared with that of the soldiers in the army. At that time, Lang Ri was only three months old, and compared to the big dogs, he was absolutely delicate and weak.So every time I take a bath, it feels like it has been disassembled and reassembled. After a few times, it will disappear when it is time to take a bath.
The friendship between Wolf King and Lang Ri was formed at that time.
Because one of Wolf King's favorite games is finding things.
Lang Ri is very good at hiding, which is completely opposite to the fact that Xu Bing is sure to find something that the wolf king hides. He can often hide what he can hide, but his trainer is furious and still can't find it.
But the fact that the trainer can't find it doesn't mean that the same kind can't be found.
The Wolf King's sense of smell is very good, and it belongs to an outstanding level in its same period.So no matter where Lang Ri hid, he would be able to find him.
Then, he squatted in front of the opponent's hiding place, watching eagerly.Until Langri came out by himself, or was found out by its trainer.
Many years later, the wolf king showed off this past event to Xu Bing: "Look, I have always been united and friendly since I was a child!"
Xu Bing finally realized: "No wonder Dayang borrows you from me every time I give Langri a bath! No wonder every time he fights Langri, he insists on hitting you as a target!"
……
The wolf king suddenly realized that something was wrong.
Could it be that my understanding of "friendship" has been biased?
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