Guiqing
Chapter 36
(mistake), Chu Zheng himself is the only man left in the direct branch.
There are some things that just don't come to mind.
Chu Zheng sighed:
"It's a pity that you and I don't have a brother from the same father."
Gong Twelve saw that he readily ate the fish on the tip of his chopsticks, and sent back a shelled shrimp, feeling satisfied and full of joy...
At this time, I suddenly heard such a sentence, I really can't get the skill of telepathy, so I had to touch my nose, scooped up a bowl of soup and brought it to Chu Zheng's mouth, and asked:
"So what if you have a younger brother from the same father?"
Chu Zheng: "If there is a younger brother with the same father, it is best to have both. If you marry each other, won't you all have an heir with the blood of both of us? Even if there is only one, it is just a thought, but it is a pity... ..."
Twelve has a brother from the same country, but unfortunately he is a boy, so he cannot be married.
He has an elder brother, but he is a full round older than him, and he married into the East Palace earlier, even if Gong Twelve does not compare ages, he is willing to marry his elder brother who is the same as his father to his sweetheart, and compete with the prince for Zhengjun It's not an easy task, maybe you want to play a dynasty change.
Chu Zheng was really sorry.
Gong Twelve was stunned, his spoon was still in Chu Zheng's mouth, was this a gesture of preparing to be each other's brother-in-law?
Don't be funny, okay, I want to climb into your bed by myself, not to send my sister... ahem, anyway, my younger brother is equivalent to a sister here, so I will send it to your bed!
Chu Zheng was very calm:
"Climb the bed, now is not a good time, and you are not yet a good age, so let's wait until the crown is over. It's not good for your health if you do it early."
Gong Twelve breathed a sigh of relief, Ah Zheng wanted to crawl under the covers with him, he didn't pretend to be sentimental, he was proud of himself, so he said:
"Doing it early is not good for your body, but it will be good for your body if you endure it for a long time?"
Chu Zheng is still very calm:
"I endured it before because of my filial piety, but I continued to endure it because it would be too dirty to have a brother in the military camp. From now on...you don't have a brother with the same father, I will always need a son."
He used a tone that was good for no fish or shrimp, and was slightly picky:
"Fortunately, there are still a few younger brothers in your clan. Just watch carefully, which one is transparent and close to your family. It's best not to be too young. I'll find a time to invite someone to go Speaking of love, the Chu family really needs the next generation."
Palace Twelve (⊙o⊙)! ! !
While talking about being good friends with me, let me help you pay attention to which little brother in the clan is suitable for you to take back...
What a mistake? Did you make a mistake?
Now that we have made up our minds, nothing will happen, so you just want to give me a green top first?
Chu Zheng raised his eyebrows:
"What does our matter have anything to do with marrying a husband? Two men can't have children, and we don't have many brothers like those in the family. We deliberately choose a man who can work to help the family. In the future, we only care about the situation of the stepson and nephew. ...
If you don't take your husband, do you want two families to wait for the last one?
Oh, by the way, there is still a little Shuanzi in your family, you are not careful, but I am the only one in the direct line of the Chu family, and the Shu branch is not considered prosperous! "
Gong Twelfth was very conflicted, he suddenly remembered that he was actually a little brother in his household registration, the issue of "two men can't have a baby" wouldn't affect him at first, but what the hell, let alone him Even if he fell in love with Chu Zheng, he didn't think of turning himself into a female, even if he was willing to bear it for the sake of monopolizing Chu Zheng...
What the hell, the Chaos Sword Body Jue has been refined to the second level!
Well, this method can only choose one chance of yin and yang chaos. Once you choose and master it, you will buy it and leave it. If you want to play tricks again, you will not be able to play it!
How happy she was when she finally got rid of her female identity that day, Gong Twelve only had geometric multiples of heartache at this moment!
What was even more frustrating was that he was completely unable to refute Chu Zheng's blunt sentence, "There are three ways to be unfilial, and the greatest thing is to have no descendants."
Although as far as Gong Twelve knows, not to mention homosexuals, even heterosexuals are unwilling to have children, there are actually a lot of hot people.
But none of them are from here and now, nor are they Chu Zheng.
"I promised my grandfather that I would have at least eleven children. In addition to inheriting the incense for my uncle and uncle, I would also take care of my grandfather's uncles..."
#呼呵晚 This is so familiar! #
#我大宫家 (referring to the palace family in the original world and not the palace whose surname was changed from the Lu family here) is why there are so many strong women who can support the whole world, not to mention half the sky, but they are still persistent Wasn't it because of the similar words the old man promised back then that he was going to have a boy? #
Gong Twelve was dumbfounded, Chu Zheng picked up a chopsticks of vegetables and he ate them too, even biting off a piece of chopsticks, and chewing them very fast, he had already swallowed them before Chu Zheng could react!
Chu Zheng's face changed drastically——
God knows they are using gold and silver chopsticks!
It wasn't that Chu Zheng was pretending to be coercive, but the weather was terrible. If the wood and bamboo were not boiled every time, it would take a long time to carry a musty smell.
Not only does it taste bad, but it is also said that it is easy to hide sickness. Even if Chu Zheng is willing to condescend and be careless, he is not willing to get sick again and let Gong Twelve stay for an unknown amount of time before taking out the silver chopsticks that have not been used for a long time. .
Who knew that Gong Twelfth could actually chew it, chew it, swallow it?
Chu Zheng hurriedly snapped Gong Twelve's mouth, this guy has swallowed it so much that only a little bit of silver shavings on his teeth are shining, okay?
#呀呵咸What kind of teeth are there! #
Chu Zheng was stunned.
"It's okay, it's okay, although it doesn't taste much, but the taste is quite crisp."
Especially when there is A Zheng's saliva as a condiment, Gong Twelve can hardly taste the sweetness and softness from the silver taste!
Of course Gong Twelve wouldn't say the last sentence. After realizing what stupid thing he had done, he just smiled awkwardly, but rolled his tongue and swallowed the small fragments on his teeth——
What the hell, after he knew what he chewed, he actually swallowed it!
Chu Zheng jumped up violently, bent his right index finger and middle finger, and licked Gong Twelve's throat, and made a fist with his left hand, hitting Gong Twelve's stomach directly:
"You spit it out for me, spit it out, spit it out!!!"
The guard outside the door poked his head quietly, then quickly retracted; another guard poked his head quietly, then quickly retracted; and again...
——In just a few breaths of time, there were more than a thousand soldiers of the Marquis of Chu. Except for those who had missions and were not nearby, the remaining 190 seven people, whether they were on duty or not, all took turns to take a peek at them!
——It’s not that they love gossip and have no discipline, it’s that Chu Zheng is crazy like this, which has never been seen before.
——What, why do you think Chu Zheng went crazy?
——There is a word called "suicide by swallowing gold", dear!That "gold" is not limited to gold, many heavy metals can cause death!Excessive heavy metal content will cause poisoning, and mechanical stimulation will also cause death!
Can Chu Zheng not panic and go crazy?
He has lived for more than twenty years, and he has his eyes on such a person. Although it is a pity that they have the same attributes and cannot continue their Chu family's heirs, it is not a big deal to take another one and put them in the backyard. It would be great to be able to laugh with him and watch the situation change...
But how many days has it been better?
What the hell, apart from a little ambiguity when picking up vegetables and feeding, they haven't even tried the correct posture of "being in love with each other", okay?
If Gong Twelve died like this, Chu Xiaozheng should be indebted?
To make matters worse, he was the one who put the silver chopsticks in his mouth. Although Chu Zheng meant to let Gong Twelve eat a chopstick of green vegetables, he didn't expect to let him eat the chopsticks too...
But Gong Twelve would be so dazed that he would even chew the silver chopsticks and eat them...
Isn't it also because of Chu Zheng!
Chu Zheng was not going to indulge Gong Twelve on this issue.
When he found himself in love with a son of a family friend who was much younger than himself,
When he found out that he fell in love with a son of a family friend who was able to crush him despite his young strength,
When he found out that he fell in love with someone who would try those things on himself, it was just to know how to treat him more gently and appropriately when he fell in love with a certain guy in the future, but after playing too much, he would rather use various methods to fight drug resistance, Also unwilling to be really female——
Even the props under his hands are not willing to lay down for a while
--when……
Chu Zheng has long been mentally prepared to indulge Qian Rang Gong Twelve in certain matters, and may even indulge Qian Rang for the rest of his life.
This kind of concession is naturally not easy, but Chu Zheng has always been a courageous, rational and decisive person.
He discovered his thoughts, and he was unwilling to let go, unwilling to wrong Gong Twelve, so he gave way to that step by himself.
Although Chu Zheng is stubborn and self-respecting, he is not someone who will turn a good relationship into a resentful couple because of this.
Even Gong Twelve, isn't it really a pity that he practiced his sword body formula too early?
People always compromise because of love.
Whether it's Chu Zheng, or Gong Twelve.
But it is impossible for people to compromise without a bottom line because of love.
Whether it's Chu Zheng or Gong Twelve.
Chu Zheng was annoyed that he didn't use more gentle methods to let Xiao Shier understand that taking a husband and having children would not hinder their relationship——
In fact, although the imperial court also recognized the same-sex contract, it is the contracted brothers, and the matters agreed in the contract are as binding as a marriage letter between different surnames, whether one of the two parties wants to go back, or It is an external force that wants to destroy it, and the party that suffers the loss can seek help from the government...
But when it came time to ransack the family and exterminate the clan, as long as the Qi brothers had no other kinship, they would not come out to seek death, and the government would not list them among the three clans, or even the nine clans.
So while signing the contract, being in-laws at the same time, in fact, it is still a performance of genuine relationship and unswerving agreement!
That is a sharing of weal and woe with real legal force!
Not to mention how lifelike and interesting it is to watch a child who looks like each other grow up at the same time, even such a strategic alliance that both prospers and hurts is enough to protect a pair of lovers when their love fades away. After that, they still support each other.
Of course, there are not many same-sex lovers who are formally contracted, and even fewer are willing to be in-laws, but those who are willing to do so are true love!
Chu Zheng dug his throat with a ferocious face, and explained the benefits of doing so in a ferocious voice:
"Anyway, I always want to take my husband and have children, and take a brother who is close to your clan, and it's better to look a little like you, wouldn't it be better than messing with another family?
Not to mention that the child might still look like you when it is born, but in the future, it is inevitable that it will be toward the mother's family——
I really thought he would face your family, but he couldn't, at least he would face your family! "
And yelled loudly:
"Understood? Don't be awkward, spit it out quickly... Even if you don't understand, you still have to be awkward. Even if you force this and feed it to me, it's better than eating it by yourself!"
He is sharp and stern.
Full of anger, but also a little bit of grievance.
It seemed that there was a little crying sound.
Gong Twelve was a little wronged at first——
As for the topic of taking a husband and having children, although we can't talk about it for a while, let's talk about it slowly, how much trouble will it take?
Why did you turn your face so suddenly that I would spit out a few mouthfuls of food that tasted like you?
Being a young master is easy to provoke, isn't it?
You said you were willing to get under the covers as soon as you were under the covers, but suddenly turned your head and turned your face, and kicked you away when you said you would?
The young master didn't dare to carry you under the bed immediately, did he?
When the young master still opens his mouth aggrievedly and let you toss, he will really become a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, right?
But Chu Zheng was wronged first, he was about to cry, and Gong Twelve couldn't care about anything.
☆, bronchitis
The two of them tossed and fumbled, and finally put the bull's head on the horse's mouth:
Gong Twelve: I really didn't think about committing suicide by swallowing gold!Crying, making trouble, and hanging himself three times, even the women in my family don't bother to use it!
Chu Zheng: I didn't intend to break up with you either. Although I will never back down on the matter of taking a husband and having children, the truth can always be explained. It would be foolish to break up because of this.
Gong Twelve is sure, as long as they don't break up, everything will be easy to talk about!It's just to have a baby, who said you have to get a husband?
Chu Zheng smiled wryly, can you give birth or can I give birth?If I can really give birth, I really don't mind giving birth to two for you. The big deal is to let the children fulfill the promise of the eleven boys...
The light bulb above Gong Twelve's head lit up!
attentive:
"Then what would you name the baby?
Oh, don't worry, the first child, no, the first kid, must have believed in you!What do you think of the names Chu Xiqing and Gong Lianzheng?When are we born?You don't have to wait for me to reach the crown, do you?It doesn't seem safe for older women to give birth——
Oh, I definitely don't dislike that you are older than me, I just said, well, it is said that 30 to [-] years old is the best age for childbearing, we have to have at least two, it seems that it is not good to wait too long..."
A series of crackling words, the speed of speech is almost flying!
Chu Zheng caressed his forehead:
"I just said 'if it's possible to give birth', you don't really think I can give birth, do you?"
Gong Twelve's eyes were as bright as that of a pickup, and he almost made up his mind to kidnap Chu Zheng's promise.
Fortunately, even though his rationality has long been overwhelmed by this unexpected surprise, emotionally, as long as Chu Zheng gives birth to him, everything will be fine——
The point is actually not the "baby", but Chu Zheng.
If there is no Chu Zheng, no matter how many dolls there are, it is just a matter of waiting patiently and finding a few more surrogates after returning home (although they have to hide it from the old man).
Gong Twelve took several deep breaths, bit his tongue several times, and finally managed to regain his composure.
Hold Chu Zheng's hand tightly, look into his eyes deeply, pause every word, very serious:
"Are you really willing to have a baby for me? Don't rush to answer, think about it, not just casually, but really can, I mean, I have a way for you to have a baby—
Are you willing to give me two... no, even if there is only one, and your surname is Chu, and the surname of your grandchildren can be Gong in the future...
Are you really willing? "
Chu Zheng laughed first: "How can a man give birth to a child!"
Then he pretended to be angry: "If there is a way to have a child, why didn't you give birth to me? Or to be fair, if I give birth to one, you also give birth to one?"
In the end, the voice slowly lowered, looked at Gong Twelve's overly serious eyebrows for a while, lowered his eyes to ponder for a long time, and then smiled freely:
"I know that you are a domineering and willful little bastard... Forget it, if a man can really have babies, even if you don't want to give birth to me, I am willing to have babies—at least two."
He squeezed Gong Twelve's cheeks with great force, and said in a bitter voice:
"Who told me to take a fancy to you? You are an old acquaintance, a little bastard who has been with you for less than a month, but you can make me feel that you are born with other people's children, even if they are the closest relatives and best brothers in your clan. , is it always so bad?"
Gong Twelve smiled foolishly, as if a salute was going off in his mind, and the fireworks were in full bloom. He was so happy that he was so happy that he could speak incoherently:
"That's right, I love flowers, see flowers, drive cars, see cars! The beer will automatically open the lid when it sees it, and the rooster will willingly lay two eggs when it sees it... Ouch!"
Chu Zheng raised his eyebrows and raised his eyebrows. The force with which he twisted the little bastard's ears was actually not as vicious as the one that pinched his face. Thinking about the fact that the little bastard was so happy that he couldn't find his way and his mouth was full of nonsense, this moment was a blessing to his heart, screaming Don't mention how pitiful the little bastard is, even if Chu Zheng knew that the little bastard was acting, even if he looked left and right, his eyes almost looked like cross-eyed, he still didn't see that the little bastard's ears were a little red After all, I was still a little bit cautious, so I just scolded:
"Roosters lay eggs!"
Roosters—actually equivalent to hens—this creature is a bit miraculous, even if they are not mixed with the sauce of the opposite sex, they can basically lay one or even two eggs a day when they are well nourished, because eggs are very important to chickens. It is said that it is just an "egg". Regardless of whether it is fertilized or not, it should be ovulated or ovulated.
Of course, the latter knowledge is a bit more scientific. Due to the limitations of the times, the young master Chu still doesn’t understand no matter how knowledgeable and talented he is, so he doesn’t care about “little bastard, you actually compare the baby born by this Marquis to a chicken egg” anger, he is only angry:
"The little bastard is pushing his feet, who do you think is the cock?"
He is willing to pamper him and be humble to the point where if a man can have children, he is at least willing to give birth to two for him!
But no matter how pampered and humble he is, it's not the reason for this little bastard to push forward, okay?
How dare you compare him to a rooster!Even if Master Chu is a chicken, he should be a chicken, okay?
——No, Huahua is as magnificent as Lord Chu. Even if it is a bird, it should at least be a falcon. How could it be a chicken?
——What's more wrong, Lord Chuhou is a primate, why do you want to find a comparison in birds?
Chu Zheng gritted his teeth, and pinched Gong Twelve's cheek again——
Fierce, and symmetrical to the one just now, the two little reds are very funny and loving, Master Chu suppressed the smile in his heart, and straightened his face:
"You and I have been friends for hundreds of years, so we are destined not to just play around.
I really like you, and you like me too, so being together is a long-term thing, no matter whether the child is yours and my own, or I can really...
It has to be long lasting.
I also pity you when you are young and straightforward, and I am willing to pamper you, but you also need to know a little bit of propriety, I am willing to let you be one thing, I want to take advantage of it, but I can't even think about it! "
Gong Twelve is full of joy, but also full of grievances:
The rooster was really just casually said, it’s really just that I’m so happy that a man like Ah Zheng is willing to give birth to me, so I made a random comparison——
Of course it is inappropriate to compare a man like Ah Zheng with a poultry like a chicken, but I really don't mean to compare Ah Zheng to a female!
Even if Ah Zheng's position is willing to let me, the child is also willing to let me, he is also a male, I really, really, never doubted this!
——But how is he going to explain to Chu Zheng that this rooster is actually not a rooster, but a rooster?
#Cultural difference is really a big problem, especially when this cultural difference comes from the basic problem of gender classification. #
While Gong Twelve assured Chu Zheng that he would never make too much progress, even if he couldn't control it occasionally, he also welcomed Chu Zheng to use various means to teach him a lesson and make amends. The unknown brother's identity became a crucial bargaining chip at the other end of the balance, making him finally make up his mind:
Now that he has set his sights on someone who wants to be together for a long time, Ah Zheng is willing to give in to the two things that are most important to male dignity——
Although it is only a verbal concession, a person like Chu Zheng may be able to reverse black and white when he is in court and intrigues, but when he gets along with his closest relatives in private, he must be the most spitting and nailing. .
Gong Twelve had no doubts at all about the credibility of Chu Zheng's fulfillment of his promise when things were about to come.
So he also decided, Ah Zheng has achieved this level, and sooner or later he will go home with him, so why hide it at this moment?
Rather than deceiving people with nonsense and waiting for a day when the truth comes out when the relationship is in danger, it is better to explain patiently at this moment, and explain the brother's matter clearly by the way.
Gong Twelve made up his mind.
His determination is also right. To deceive anyone, it is best not to deceive the person who will be with you for the rest of your life, or you will suffer a big loss sooner or later.
←← All those who cut eight pieces or more pieces or other kinds of death to their husband or wife in their sleep, just didn’t face up to the important point before marriage, and didn’t comprehend and persist in implementing all these things after marriage To the point.
→→However, although Gong Twelve's decision is correct, not all correct things in the world can be implemented easily.
How can it be easy to explain to an ancient man who finds trains and planes unbelievable, not to mention any door?
Not to mention that it's still science here—
Although modern science has not yet figured out the principle of time travel, some hypotheses do provide a possibility, which can barely be regarded as an advanced experience of science
——But this is still a scientific time travel, but there is a third type of biological cultivation that can turn a brother into a man who is more manly than a man. Even if a man can give birth to a baby, he still can't give birth to a baby!
In contrast, all the men, or the so-called "pseudo-mothers" who are younger than the younger brothers are all males, but they are the real third type of creatures, a kind with two lumps of flesh on the chest and two less under the navel. The one with two meats is the female god horse who is really responsible for breeding offspring, so it is nothing.
Chu Zheng gasped:
"I just said that you are so weird that you are hardly human. It turns out that you are really not human!"
The gods go down to the earth to go through calamities, and if they gather enough calamities and merits, they can go back to the god horse, and they may even bring their relatives and friends to ascend to the god horse. Chu Zheng always thought it was just a legend to coax little children.
A legend that even Chai Jie couldn't coax.
But, unexpectedly, he really bumped into a descending fairy, and this fairy said that he would take him to ascend together in the future!
If he hadn't experienced Gong Twelve's various kinds of stupidity, Chu Zheng would have been flattered and flattered, okay?
Feisheng also, so many good things that the emperor couldn't ask for, unexpectedly happened to him!
Gong Twelve is weak: "...No, I just go back to my world. Although the living conditions there will be much better than here, after practicing the Chaos Sword Body Jue with me, the physique will indeed be much better, and it will probably be better than ordinary people. Live longer, but it's really not the same thing as ascending to immortality..."
Chu Zheng nodded: "Understood. Although compared to the ordinary people here, they are already immortals, but like the various gods, beasts, bodhisattvas and Buddhas in Western Buddhist religion, they still have a higher level of immortality."
Gong Twelfth: "... You can understand it however you want, anyway, I didn't lie to you, you can't blame me for the deviation in your understanding in the future."
Chu Zheng also made several circles——
Solitaire immediately after Palace Twelve stops
——At this moment, he finally stopped, standing in front of Gong Twelve, smiling with a warm and sinister smile:
"Yes, you didn't lie to me, I don't blame you. It's my own business to understand right or wrong.
But you lied to me and made me preconceived and difficult to turn...
Hehe, I heard that Xiao Twelve, you were actually a brother before?
He is a brother who can let us not have to worry about it, and can let me indulge and be humble without being inferior, let alone having a baby? "
What the hell, compared to a guy who pretends to be a man in front of him with his talent, the latter makes Chu Zhengli even more angry, okay?
Just a little bit, just a little bit!
Even if Gong Twelve ran away with his head in his arms, all kinds of explanations were really due to the accident of Geng Jin's essence
←← It's not that you are fooling around, so how could you hurt the spirit of Gengjin?
Thinking of the time when Gong Twelve tossed and bruised him all over his body, it would only make Chu Zheng feel more distressed and angry, okay?
As for why I didn't know that we were happy with each other before, why I was indeed a male in the original world...
Hehe, Chu Zheng said, I am still a male in this world!I am willing to make such a big concession. I know that you are supposed to be a brother and you are willing to give in. Is it swollen to beat you up?
Gong Twelve: ...is it not swollen, please beat up, please beat up, please beat up hard!
#On how tracheitis is made#
☆, new world
After beating Gong Twelve, Chu Zheng felt refreshed.
Although there is still a little distance from him being able to turn his yang into yin calmly, Mr. System (in Chu Zheng's understanding, it is similar to protecting and guiding immortals and so on) said that the Chaos Sword Body Jue does not choose the yin-yang tendency It can also be practiced, but the speed will be slower, and if it is practiced, the breath often pulls with the yin and yang that has been selected, and it is very likely that he will automatically choose the other end that matches it before he chooses himself——
That's enough, it's all over, Chu Zheng thought, let nature take its course (accept fate)!
Who made him fancy Gong Twelve and failed to finalize the matter when he was just an ordinary brother?
#On miss a moment actually miss a moment of regret! #
No matter how regretful it is, if you can't make a clean break, you can only get used to it slowly.
Chu Zheng was repeating the cycle of "I felt refreshed after beating Gong Twelve → I couldn't help itching when I thought about what I missed because of this little bastard's nonsense → I couldn't bear to beat Gong Twelve directly when my hands were itchy", repeated for about There were not only seventy or eighty times, but it seems to be less than a hundred times. The flood was temporarily brought under control, and he was slowly moving towards a real peace of mind.
So private goods were included in the memorial, the general content is as follows:
Two Your Majesties, two Your Highnesses, I have someone I like, the Gong family of Xiaowang Village in Yongle Town—er, that’s right, it’s the Lu family you found—the twelfth brother, whose nickname belongs to you.
Now that I have to go to the navy barracks to hand over the military affairs, I would like to ask someone of you to come forward and help me propose a marriage to the palace family, so hurry up and get someone settled!
Oh, by the way, my fiancé also has a large bridge underpasser, who is also in the upper examination—Juren at the age of 21. Although I didn’t say that only men can take the imperial examination, it is true that everyone thinks he is a small man. , I will report first, don't be too surprised when you see the palace test someday!
Chu Zheng's memorials are becoming more and more serious and courteous now.
But his memorials became more and more serious and courteous, and his private goods became more and more casual and intimate.
Now this letter is even more joyful——
The emperor sighed: "How long has it been since I saw little Ah Zheng like this?"
The queen smiled with satisfaction: "If I remember correctly, it should be the last time, when he played with our armor, he tore off your waist armor belt and scratched my helmet."
That year, Chu Zheng was only five years old.
In a blink of an eye, they are already engaged.
The goal is still great——
"The guest under the bridge is just a young man?" The emperor was surprised.
But no matter how surprised he was, he only said "young man" and dared not say "little brother".
Thanks to the blessing of throwing Chu Zheng down, Gong Twelve came into the sight of the empress and the others earlier than he thought.
Then there was the matter of saving Chai Jie later, the monarch and husband, the prince and the prince all silently paid attention to Gong Twelve.
Then, he discovered the identity of Gong Twelve's brother earlier than Chu Zheng.
When he first found out, the emperor had already been surprised once:
"How dare a little brother come to the imperial examination? Did he really take the exam all the way back? Are the examiners' eyes venting their anger? Why don't those who fail the exam be ignorant and commit suicide by jumping into the cesspit?"
I have already stared at the queen once:
"Why can't my brother take the imperial examination? My brother can still lead the army! My brother can still beat most of the generals in the army! Is it strange that my brother has relied on a few old sours?"
The emperor was silent.
For more than two decades in a row, although he was not kicked out of the room, all kinds of nightlife that can only be covered with quilts and pure sleep, don’t be more barren, and don’t impress the emperor more!
#一次考虑忘了我宝贝儿童是真的。 It is such a tragedy to beat a child and be raised as a man. #
As for the prince and his wife, since there is only one brother under their knees, and this brother is all kinds of clever, filial and cute, the prince himself regrets more than one time that he has a special status, and he can't let his brother take over the family business. Regarding the fact that Gong Twelve took the imperial examination as a brother, that is to say, the prince carefully checked the various laws and decrees of the dynasty, but only confirmed that his brother's imperial examination was not prohibited.
It wasn't until I heard that Gong Guiqing was actually a guest under the bridge that I was really shocked and questioned:
"Isn't it? The man under the bridge is not an old Confucian? Isn't he a name shared by the Lu family? He is really a little brother? Now this little brother is going to be taken back by Ah Zheng." ?”
The empress and princes said in unison: "Good job!"
Or why every family wants to have a child?In fact, no matter how good and capable the little brother is, there will inevitably be a day when someone will take it back. It’s better to be a brother. It’s best for him to strive for himself, and he can take back an incredible little brother, which is even better. ah!
The prince suddenly looked pained, the emperor sat up nervously, but only heard him say: "My Ajie..."
The emperor relaxed (fortunately the crown prince is not sick, otherwise it would not be an ordinary trouble for me to deal with so many trivial matters), disgusted:
"How old is Ah Jie? Two of your younger brothers have already married, and I don't see much regret."
The prince was sad and indignant: "Can it be the same? Although Ayan doesn't have a boy, he has a brood of younger brothers! He has been born since the end of the first year of his wedding until now. How can it compare to my family's Ajie Jingui?"
The emperor was going to say, "Who told you not to accept more and give birth to more", but he took a look at the prince's eyebrows and eyes that looked a bit like a queen (these two are cousins), and then thought about the fact that the Chu family is the Chai family. The soldiers who died in battle swallowed it back:
"Our Ajie is naturally precious, what is it compared with Ayan's family? You will be the emperor sooner or later, and Ajie will be the inner prince. At that time, you will have your own prince's mansion, and the son-in-law has always lived in the prince's mansion - what is the same as civil servants? difference?"
The prince's heart skipped a beat, but he still smiled:
"Could it be that the father and emperor yearn for the sages of Yao and Shun recently? But don't do this, I really dare not think about that day, this memorial will defeat all the officials...
Now, it's the father and the emperor who are carrying it on his head, and the sons and officials are so tired.
Only Ajie can be regarded as the eldest grandson of his father and queen, so it should be a little different, the son and minister don't ask for anything else, how about giving him an Anle Palace in the future? "
At that time, the seventeenth son, the emperor was neither the elder nor the heir, it was just a coincidence that the eldest brother died early and had no children, and the second brother's biological father was of low status and cowardly, so he won the throne justifiably by following the prince first and then the monarch. It's really not easy for this twelfth-order alchemy to come.
It is also the domineering and brave temperament raised in the children's army, who can allow him to share power equally. There is only one queen in the world——
It’s not necessarily that there are no queens and no parents and children, and the family of foreign relatives has also been cut off. The only close cousin, although he is the prince, is also a withered family. The only one, Chu Zheng, is the most loyal and filial.
- the reason.
No matter how impatient the emperor was with trivial government affairs these years, he never thought of the word Zen position.
Of course, it wasn't a test when he said the princess. He really didn't think about the possibility of abolishing the prince. Chai Jie is the eldest brother of the prince. Naturally, sooner or later, he should be a legitimate princess.
But when the crown prince received him like this, he didn't plead guilty and shirk it in all sincerity, and he didn't even think about the possibility of succeeding him after his death. He just thought about the Zen seat, and he was very unhappy...
The emperor pretended to be angry: "The crown prince of the country, how can you be afraid of difficulties and dangers? I can't stand in front of you for the rest of my life, and I will walk ahead of you sooner or later."
The crown prince shook his head: "Long live is flattering words, but father and queen are both in good health, far better than children—I don't worry about it, maybe even Ajie's grandson depends on you and the queen." Parenting!"
The emperor was furious: "Your father and I are tired enough to raise one Ajie, but we also need to educate Ajie's son and grandson? You are shearing a sheep, right?"
The queen smiled, "Okay, Ah Jie is a good boy, if he can live to that day, let alone helping him raise his grandson, I would be happy even if he is a great grandson!"
The emperor immediately changed his face: "Why can't I live to that day? I have been well-raised all these years, and the imperial doctor said that the dark wounds are all over the place, and the next step is to be more careful. It is completely impossible to live a long life." no problem."
He also praised Chai Jie: "Of course Ajie is a good boy. The prince was born well, and Adan was well-bred. I will teach the little Ajies in the future. It will be even better."
Adan is the queen's nickname.
Not long after Chai Jie was born, it happened that the queen's old injuries were onset. In order to comfort him and heal his injuries, the emperor accompanied him to retreat from the front line and return to the palace to settle down.
Compared with the prince, Chai Jie was truly raised by the emperor and empress.
In the eyes of the empress, Chai Jie is the most intelligent, filial, and good boy. He knows what the little buddies should know. He is always filial to the dim sum made by himself, and the dumplings made by himself. What's more, he is resolute and decisive. In decisiveness, it is far better than many boys
There are some things that just don't come to mind.
Chu Zheng sighed:
"It's a pity that you and I don't have a brother from the same father."
Gong Twelve saw that he readily ate the fish on the tip of his chopsticks, and sent back a shelled shrimp, feeling satisfied and full of joy...
At this time, I suddenly heard such a sentence, I really can't get the skill of telepathy, so I had to touch my nose, scooped up a bowl of soup and brought it to Chu Zheng's mouth, and asked:
"So what if you have a younger brother from the same father?"
Chu Zheng: "If there is a younger brother with the same father, it is best to have both. If you marry each other, won't you all have an heir with the blood of both of us? Even if there is only one, it is just a thought, but it is a pity... ..."
Twelve has a brother from the same country, but unfortunately he is a boy, so he cannot be married.
He has an elder brother, but he is a full round older than him, and he married into the East Palace earlier, even if Gong Twelve does not compare ages, he is willing to marry his elder brother who is the same as his father to his sweetheart, and compete with the prince for Zhengjun It's not an easy task, maybe you want to play a dynasty change.
Chu Zheng was really sorry.
Gong Twelve was stunned, his spoon was still in Chu Zheng's mouth, was this a gesture of preparing to be each other's brother-in-law?
Don't be funny, okay, I want to climb into your bed by myself, not to send my sister... ahem, anyway, my younger brother is equivalent to a sister here, so I will send it to your bed!
Chu Zheng was very calm:
"Climb the bed, now is not a good time, and you are not yet a good age, so let's wait until the crown is over. It's not good for your health if you do it early."
Gong Twelve breathed a sigh of relief, Ah Zheng wanted to crawl under the covers with him, he didn't pretend to be sentimental, he was proud of himself, so he said:
"Doing it early is not good for your body, but it will be good for your body if you endure it for a long time?"
Chu Zheng is still very calm:
"I endured it before because of my filial piety, but I continued to endure it because it would be too dirty to have a brother in the military camp. From now on...you don't have a brother with the same father, I will always need a son."
He used a tone that was good for no fish or shrimp, and was slightly picky:
"Fortunately, there are still a few younger brothers in your clan. Just watch carefully, which one is transparent and close to your family. It's best not to be too young. I'll find a time to invite someone to go Speaking of love, the Chu family really needs the next generation."
Palace Twelve (⊙o⊙)! ! !
While talking about being good friends with me, let me help you pay attention to which little brother in the clan is suitable for you to take back...
What a mistake? Did you make a mistake?
Now that we have made up our minds, nothing will happen, so you just want to give me a green top first?
Chu Zheng raised his eyebrows:
"What does our matter have anything to do with marrying a husband? Two men can't have children, and we don't have many brothers like those in the family. We deliberately choose a man who can work to help the family. In the future, we only care about the situation of the stepson and nephew. ...
If you don't take your husband, do you want two families to wait for the last one?
Oh, by the way, there is still a little Shuanzi in your family, you are not careful, but I am the only one in the direct line of the Chu family, and the Shu branch is not considered prosperous! "
Gong Twelfth was very conflicted, he suddenly remembered that he was actually a little brother in his household registration, the issue of "two men can't have a baby" wouldn't affect him at first, but what the hell, let alone him Even if he fell in love with Chu Zheng, he didn't think of turning himself into a female, even if he was willing to bear it for the sake of monopolizing Chu Zheng...
What the hell, the Chaos Sword Body Jue has been refined to the second level!
Well, this method can only choose one chance of yin and yang chaos. Once you choose and master it, you will buy it and leave it. If you want to play tricks again, you will not be able to play it!
How happy she was when she finally got rid of her female identity that day, Gong Twelve only had geometric multiples of heartache at this moment!
What was even more frustrating was that he was completely unable to refute Chu Zheng's blunt sentence, "There are three ways to be unfilial, and the greatest thing is to have no descendants."
Although as far as Gong Twelve knows, not to mention homosexuals, even heterosexuals are unwilling to have children, there are actually a lot of hot people.
But none of them are from here and now, nor are they Chu Zheng.
"I promised my grandfather that I would have at least eleven children. In addition to inheriting the incense for my uncle and uncle, I would also take care of my grandfather's uncles..."
#呼呵晚 This is so familiar! #
#我大宫家 (referring to the palace family in the original world and not the palace whose surname was changed from the Lu family here) is why there are so many strong women who can support the whole world, not to mention half the sky, but they are still persistent Wasn't it because of the similar words the old man promised back then that he was going to have a boy? #
Gong Twelve was dumbfounded, Chu Zheng picked up a chopsticks of vegetables and he ate them too, even biting off a piece of chopsticks, and chewing them very fast, he had already swallowed them before Chu Zheng could react!
Chu Zheng's face changed drastically——
God knows they are using gold and silver chopsticks!
It wasn't that Chu Zheng was pretending to be coercive, but the weather was terrible. If the wood and bamboo were not boiled every time, it would take a long time to carry a musty smell.
Not only does it taste bad, but it is also said that it is easy to hide sickness. Even if Chu Zheng is willing to condescend and be careless, he is not willing to get sick again and let Gong Twelve stay for an unknown amount of time before taking out the silver chopsticks that have not been used for a long time. .
Who knew that Gong Twelfth could actually chew it, chew it, swallow it?
Chu Zheng hurriedly snapped Gong Twelve's mouth, this guy has swallowed it so much that only a little bit of silver shavings on his teeth are shining, okay?
#呀呵咸What kind of teeth are there! #
Chu Zheng was stunned.
"It's okay, it's okay, although it doesn't taste much, but the taste is quite crisp."
Especially when there is A Zheng's saliva as a condiment, Gong Twelve can hardly taste the sweetness and softness from the silver taste!
Of course Gong Twelve wouldn't say the last sentence. After realizing what stupid thing he had done, he just smiled awkwardly, but rolled his tongue and swallowed the small fragments on his teeth——
What the hell, after he knew what he chewed, he actually swallowed it!
Chu Zheng jumped up violently, bent his right index finger and middle finger, and licked Gong Twelve's throat, and made a fist with his left hand, hitting Gong Twelve's stomach directly:
"You spit it out for me, spit it out, spit it out!!!"
The guard outside the door poked his head quietly, then quickly retracted; another guard poked his head quietly, then quickly retracted; and again...
——In just a few breaths of time, there were more than a thousand soldiers of the Marquis of Chu. Except for those who had missions and were not nearby, the remaining 190 seven people, whether they were on duty or not, all took turns to take a peek at them!
——It’s not that they love gossip and have no discipline, it’s that Chu Zheng is crazy like this, which has never been seen before.
——What, why do you think Chu Zheng went crazy?
——There is a word called "suicide by swallowing gold", dear!That "gold" is not limited to gold, many heavy metals can cause death!Excessive heavy metal content will cause poisoning, and mechanical stimulation will also cause death!
Can Chu Zheng not panic and go crazy?
He has lived for more than twenty years, and he has his eyes on such a person. Although it is a pity that they have the same attributes and cannot continue their Chu family's heirs, it is not a big deal to take another one and put them in the backyard. It would be great to be able to laugh with him and watch the situation change...
But how many days has it been better?
What the hell, apart from a little ambiguity when picking up vegetables and feeding, they haven't even tried the correct posture of "being in love with each other", okay?
If Gong Twelve died like this, Chu Xiaozheng should be indebted?
To make matters worse, he was the one who put the silver chopsticks in his mouth. Although Chu Zheng meant to let Gong Twelve eat a chopstick of green vegetables, he didn't expect to let him eat the chopsticks too...
But Gong Twelve would be so dazed that he would even chew the silver chopsticks and eat them...
Isn't it also because of Chu Zheng!
Chu Zheng was not going to indulge Gong Twelve on this issue.
When he found himself in love with a son of a family friend who was much younger than himself,
When he found out that he fell in love with a son of a family friend who was able to crush him despite his young strength,
When he found out that he fell in love with someone who would try those things on himself, it was just to know how to treat him more gently and appropriately when he fell in love with a certain guy in the future, but after playing too much, he would rather use various methods to fight drug resistance, Also unwilling to be really female——
Even the props under his hands are not willing to lay down for a while
--when……
Chu Zheng has long been mentally prepared to indulge Qian Rang Gong Twelve in certain matters, and may even indulge Qian Rang for the rest of his life.
This kind of concession is naturally not easy, but Chu Zheng has always been a courageous, rational and decisive person.
He discovered his thoughts, and he was unwilling to let go, unwilling to wrong Gong Twelve, so he gave way to that step by himself.
Although Chu Zheng is stubborn and self-respecting, he is not someone who will turn a good relationship into a resentful couple because of this.
Even Gong Twelve, isn't it really a pity that he practiced his sword body formula too early?
People always compromise because of love.
Whether it's Chu Zheng, or Gong Twelve.
But it is impossible for people to compromise without a bottom line because of love.
Whether it's Chu Zheng or Gong Twelve.
Chu Zheng was annoyed that he didn't use more gentle methods to let Xiao Shier understand that taking a husband and having children would not hinder their relationship——
In fact, although the imperial court also recognized the same-sex contract, it is the contracted brothers, and the matters agreed in the contract are as binding as a marriage letter between different surnames, whether one of the two parties wants to go back, or It is an external force that wants to destroy it, and the party that suffers the loss can seek help from the government...
But when it came time to ransack the family and exterminate the clan, as long as the Qi brothers had no other kinship, they would not come out to seek death, and the government would not list them among the three clans, or even the nine clans.
So while signing the contract, being in-laws at the same time, in fact, it is still a performance of genuine relationship and unswerving agreement!
That is a sharing of weal and woe with real legal force!
Not to mention how lifelike and interesting it is to watch a child who looks like each other grow up at the same time, even such a strategic alliance that both prospers and hurts is enough to protect a pair of lovers when their love fades away. After that, they still support each other.
Of course, there are not many same-sex lovers who are formally contracted, and even fewer are willing to be in-laws, but those who are willing to do so are true love!
Chu Zheng dug his throat with a ferocious face, and explained the benefits of doing so in a ferocious voice:
"Anyway, I always want to take my husband and have children, and take a brother who is close to your clan, and it's better to look a little like you, wouldn't it be better than messing with another family?
Not to mention that the child might still look like you when it is born, but in the future, it is inevitable that it will be toward the mother's family——
I really thought he would face your family, but he couldn't, at least he would face your family! "
And yelled loudly:
"Understood? Don't be awkward, spit it out quickly... Even if you don't understand, you still have to be awkward. Even if you force this and feed it to me, it's better than eating it by yourself!"
He is sharp and stern.
Full of anger, but also a little bit of grievance.
It seemed that there was a little crying sound.
Gong Twelve was a little wronged at first——
As for the topic of taking a husband and having children, although we can't talk about it for a while, let's talk about it slowly, how much trouble will it take?
Why did you turn your face so suddenly that I would spit out a few mouthfuls of food that tasted like you?
Being a young master is easy to provoke, isn't it?
You said you were willing to get under the covers as soon as you were under the covers, but suddenly turned your head and turned your face, and kicked you away when you said you would?
The young master didn't dare to carry you under the bed immediately, did he?
When the young master still opens his mouth aggrievedly and let you toss, he will really become a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, right?
But Chu Zheng was wronged first, he was about to cry, and Gong Twelve couldn't care about anything.
☆, bronchitis
The two of them tossed and fumbled, and finally put the bull's head on the horse's mouth:
Gong Twelve: I really didn't think about committing suicide by swallowing gold!Crying, making trouble, and hanging himself three times, even the women in my family don't bother to use it!
Chu Zheng: I didn't intend to break up with you either. Although I will never back down on the matter of taking a husband and having children, the truth can always be explained. It would be foolish to break up because of this.
Gong Twelve is sure, as long as they don't break up, everything will be easy to talk about!It's just to have a baby, who said you have to get a husband?
Chu Zheng smiled wryly, can you give birth or can I give birth?If I can really give birth, I really don't mind giving birth to two for you. The big deal is to let the children fulfill the promise of the eleven boys...
The light bulb above Gong Twelve's head lit up!
attentive:
"Then what would you name the baby?
Oh, don't worry, the first child, no, the first kid, must have believed in you!What do you think of the names Chu Xiqing and Gong Lianzheng?When are we born?You don't have to wait for me to reach the crown, do you?It doesn't seem safe for older women to give birth——
Oh, I definitely don't dislike that you are older than me, I just said, well, it is said that 30 to [-] years old is the best age for childbearing, we have to have at least two, it seems that it is not good to wait too long..."
A series of crackling words, the speed of speech is almost flying!
Chu Zheng caressed his forehead:
"I just said 'if it's possible to give birth', you don't really think I can give birth, do you?"
Gong Twelve's eyes were as bright as that of a pickup, and he almost made up his mind to kidnap Chu Zheng's promise.
Fortunately, even though his rationality has long been overwhelmed by this unexpected surprise, emotionally, as long as Chu Zheng gives birth to him, everything will be fine——
The point is actually not the "baby", but Chu Zheng.
If there is no Chu Zheng, no matter how many dolls there are, it is just a matter of waiting patiently and finding a few more surrogates after returning home (although they have to hide it from the old man).
Gong Twelve took several deep breaths, bit his tongue several times, and finally managed to regain his composure.
Hold Chu Zheng's hand tightly, look into his eyes deeply, pause every word, very serious:
"Are you really willing to have a baby for me? Don't rush to answer, think about it, not just casually, but really can, I mean, I have a way for you to have a baby—
Are you willing to give me two... no, even if there is only one, and your surname is Chu, and the surname of your grandchildren can be Gong in the future...
Are you really willing? "
Chu Zheng laughed first: "How can a man give birth to a child!"
Then he pretended to be angry: "If there is a way to have a child, why didn't you give birth to me? Or to be fair, if I give birth to one, you also give birth to one?"
In the end, the voice slowly lowered, looked at Gong Twelve's overly serious eyebrows for a while, lowered his eyes to ponder for a long time, and then smiled freely:
"I know that you are a domineering and willful little bastard... Forget it, if a man can really have babies, even if you don't want to give birth to me, I am willing to have babies—at least two."
He squeezed Gong Twelve's cheeks with great force, and said in a bitter voice:
"Who told me to take a fancy to you? You are an old acquaintance, a little bastard who has been with you for less than a month, but you can make me feel that you are born with other people's children, even if they are the closest relatives and best brothers in your clan. , is it always so bad?"
Gong Twelve smiled foolishly, as if a salute was going off in his mind, and the fireworks were in full bloom. He was so happy that he was so happy that he could speak incoherently:
"That's right, I love flowers, see flowers, drive cars, see cars! The beer will automatically open the lid when it sees it, and the rooster will willingly lay two eggs when it sees it... Ouch!"
Chu Zheng raised his eyebrows and raised his eyebrows. The force with which he twisted the little bastard's ears was actually not as vicious as the one that pinched his face. Thinking about the fact that the little bastard was so happy that he couldn't find his way and his mouth was full of nonsense, this moment was a blessing to his heart, screaming Don't mention how pitiful the little bastard is, even if Chu Zheng knew that the little bastard was acting, even if he looked left and right, his eyes almost looked like cross-eyed, he still didn't see that the little bastard's ears were a little red After all, I was still a little bit cautious, so I just scolded:
"Roosters lay eggs!"
Roosters—actually equivalent to hens—this creature is a bit miraculous, even if they are not mixed with the sauce of the opposite sex, they can basically lay one or even two eggs a day when they are well nourished, because eggs are very important to chickens. It is said that it is just an "egg". Regardless of whether it is fertilized or not, it should be ovulated or ovulated.
Of course, the latter knowledge is a bit more scientific. Due to the limitations of the times, the young master Chu still doesn’t understand no matter how knowledgeable and talented he is, so he doesn’t care about “little bastard, you actually compare the baby born by this Marquis to a chicken egg” anger, he is only angry:
"The little bastard is pushing his feet, who do you think is the cock?"
He is willing to pamper him and be humble to the point where if a man can have children, he is at least willing to give birth to two for him!
But no matter how pampered and humble he is, it's not the reason for this little bastard to push forward, okay?
How dare you compare him to a rooster!Even if Master Chu is a chicken, he should be a chicken, okay?
——No, Huahua is as magnificent as Lord Chu. Even if it is a bird, it should at least be a falcon. How could it be a chicken?
——What's more wrong, Lord Chuhou is a primate, why do you want to find a comparison in birds?
Chu Zheng gritted his teeth, and pinched Gong Twelve's cheek again——
Fierce, and symmetrical to the one just now, the two little reds are very funny and loving, Master Chu suppressed the smile in his heart, and straightened his face:
"You and I have been friends for hundreds of years, so we are destined not to just play around.
I really like you, and you like me too, so being together is a long-term thing, no matter whether the child is yours and my own, or I can really...
It has to be long lasting.
I also pity you when you are young and straightforward, and I am willing to pamper you, but you also need to know a little bit of propriety, I am willing to let you be one thing, I want to take advantage of it, but I can't even think about it! "
Gong Twelve is full of joy, but also full of grievances:
The rooster was really just casually said, it’s really just that I’m so happy that a man like Ah Zheng is willing to give birth to me, so I made a random comparison——
Of course it is inappropriate to compare a man like Ah Zheng with a poultry like a chicken, but I really don't mean to compare Ah Zheng to a female!
Even if Ah Zheng's position is willing to let me, the child is also willing to let me, he is also a male, I really, really, never doubted this!
——But how is he going to explain to Chu Zheng that this rooster is actually not a rooster, but a rooster?
#Cultural difference is really a big problem, especially when this cultural difference comes from the basic problem of gender classification. #
While Gong Twelve assured Chu Zheng that he would never make too much progress, even if he couldn't control it occasionally, he also welcomed Chu Zheng to use various means to teach him a lesson and make amends. The unknown brother's identity became a crucial bargaining chip at the other end of the balance, making him finally make up his mind:
Now that he has set his sights on someone who wants to be together for a long time, Ah Zheng is willing to give in to the two things that are most important to male dignity——
Although it is only a verbal concession, a person like Chu Zheng may be able to reverse black and white when he is in court and intrigues, but when he gets along with his closest relatives in private, he must be the most spitting and nailing. .
Gong Twelve had no doubts at all about the credibility of Chu Zheng's fulfillment of his promise when things were about to come.
So he also decided, Ah Zheng has achieved this level, and sooner or later he will go home with him, so why hide it at this moment?
Rather than deceiving people with nonsense and waiting for a day when the truth comes out when the relationship is in danger, it is better to explain patiently at this moment, and explain the brother's matter clearly by the way.
Gong Twelve made up his mind.
His determination is also right. To deceive anyone, it is best not to deceive the person who will be with you for the rest of your life, or you will suffer a big loss sooner or later.
←← All those who cut eight pieces or more pieces or other kinds of death to their husband or wife in their sleep, just didn’t face up to the important point before marriage, and didn’t comprehend and persist in implementing all these things after marriage To the point.
→→However, although Gong Twelve's decision is correct, not all correct things in the world can be implemented easily.
How can it be easy to explain to an ancient man who finds trains and planes unbelievable, not to mention any door?
Not to mention that it's still science here—
Although modern science has not yet figured out the principle of time travel, some hypotheses do provide a possibility, which can barely be regarded as an advanced experience of science
——But this is still a scientific time travel, but there is a third type of biological cultivation that can turn a brother into a man who is more manly than a man. Even if a man can give birth to a baby, he still can't give birth to a baby!
In contrast, all the men, or the so-called "pseudo-mothers" who are younger than the younger brothers are all males, but they are the real third type of creatures, a kind with two lumps of flesh on the chest and two less under the navel. The one with two meats is the female god horse who is really responsible for breeding offspring, so it is nothing.
Chu Zheng gasped:
"I just said that you are so weird that you are hardly human. It turns out that you are really not human!"
The gods go down to the earth to go through calamities, and if they gather enough calamities and merits, they can go back to the god horse, and they may even bring their relatives and friends to ascend to the god horse. Chu Zheng always thought it was just a legend to coax little children.
A legend that even Chai Jie couldn't coax.
But, unexpectedly, he really bumped into a descending fairy, and this fairy said that he would take him to ascend together in the future!
If he hadn't experienced Gong Twelve's various kinds of stupidity, Chu Zheng would have been flattered and flattered, okay?
Feisheng also, so many good things that the emperor couldn't ask for, unexpectedly happened to him!
Gong Twelve is weak: "...No, I just go back to my world. Although the living conditions there will be much better than here, after practicing the Chaos Sword Body Jue with me, the physique will indeed be much better, and it will probably be better than ordinary people. Live longer, but it's really not the same thing as ascending to immortality..."
Chu Zheng nodded: "Understood. Although compared to the ordinary people here, they are already immortals, but like the various gods, beasts, bodhisattvas and Buddhas in Western Buddhist religion, they still have a higher level of immortality."
Gong Twelfth: "... You can understand it however you want, anyway, I didn't lie to you, you can't blame me for the deviation in your understanding in the future."
Chu Zheng also made several circles——
Solitaire immediately after Palace Twelve stops
——At this moment, he finally stopped, standing in front of Gong Twelve, smiling with a warm and sinister smile:
"Yes, you didn't lie to me, I don't blame you. It's my own business to understand right or wrong.
But you lied to me and made me preconceived and difficult to turn...
Hehe, I heard that Xiao Twelve, you were actually a brother before?
He is a brother who can let us not have to worry about it, and can let me indulge and be humble without being inferior, let alone having a baby? "
What the hell, compared to a guy who pretends to be a man in front of him with his talent, the latter makes Chu Zhengli even more angry, okay?
Just a little bit, just a little bit!
Even if Gong Twelve ran away with his head in his arms, all kinds of explanations were really due to the accident of Geng Jin's essence
←← It's not that you are fooling around, so how could you hurt the spirit of Gengjin?
Thinking of the time when Gong Twelve tossed and bruised him all over his body, it would only make Chu Zheng feel more distressed and angry, okay?
As for why I didn't know that we were happy with each other before, why I was indeed a male in the original world...
Hehe, Chu Zheng said, I am still a male in this world!I am willing to make such a big concession. I know that you are supposed to be a brother and you are willing to give in. Is it swollen to beat you up?
Gong Twelve: ...is it not swollen, please beat up, please beat up, please beat up hard!
#On how tracheitis is made#
☆, new world
After beating Gong Twelve, Chu Zheng felt refreshed.
Although there is still a little distance from him being able to turn his yang into yin calmly, Mr. System (in Chu Zheng's understanding, it is similar to protecting and guiding immortals and so on) said that the Chaos Sword Body Jue does not choose the yin-yang tendency It can also be practiced, but the speed will be slower, and if it is practiced, the breath often pulls with the yin and yang that has been selected, and it is very likely that he will automatically choose the other end that matches it before he chooses himself——
That's enough, it's all over, Chu Zheng thought, let nature take its course (accept fate)!
Who made him fancy Gong Twelve and failed to finalize the matter when he was just an ordinary brother?
#On miss a moment actually miss a moment of regret! #
No matter how regretful it is, if you can't make a clean break, you can only get used to it slowly.
Chu Zheng was repeating the cycle of "I felt refreshed after beating Gong Twelve → I couldn't help itching when I thought about what I missed because of this little bastard's nonsense → I couldn't bear to beat Gong Twelve directly when my hands were itchy", repeated for about There were not only seventy or eighty times, but it seems to be less than a hundred times. The flood was temporarily brought under control, and he was slowly moving towards a real peace of mind.
So private goods were included in the memorial, the general content is as follows:
Two Your Majesties, two Your Highnesses, I have someone I like, the Gong family of Xiaowang Village in Yongle Town—er, that’s right, it’s the Lu family you found—the twelfth brother, whose nickname belongs to you.
Now that I have to go to the navy barracks to hand over the military affairs, I would like to ask someone of you to come forward and help me propose a marriage to the palace family, so hurry up and get someone settled!
Oh, by the way, my fiancé also has a large bridge underpasser, who is also in the upper examination—Juren at the age of 21. Although I didn’t say that only men can take the imperial examination, it is true that everyone thinks he is a small man. , I will report first, don't be too surprised when you see the palace test someday!
Chu Zheng's memorials are becoming more and more serious and courteous now.
But his memorials became more and more serious and courteous, and his private goods became more and more casual and intimate.
Now this letter is even more joyful——
The emperor sighed: "How long has it been since I saw little Ah Zheng like this?"
The queen smiled with satisfaction: "If I remember correctly, it should be the last time, when he played with our armor, he tore off your waist armor belt and scratched my helmet."
That year, Chu Zheng was only five years old.
In a blink of an eye, they are already engaged.
The goal is still great——
"The guest under the bridge is just a young man?" The emperor was surprised.
But no matter how surprised he was, he only said "young man" and dared not say "little brother".
Thanks to the blessing of throwing Chu Zheng down, Gong Twelve came into the sight of the empress and the others earlier than he thought.
Then there was the matter of saving Chai Jie later, the monarch and husband, the prince and the prince all silently paid attention to Gong Twelve.
Then, he discovered the identity of Gong Twelve's brother earlier than Chu Zheng.
When he first found out, the emperor had already been surprised once:
"How dare a little brother come to the imperial examination? Did he really take the exam all the way back? Are the examiners' eyes venting their anger? Why don't those who fail the exam be ignorant and commit suicide by jumping into the cesspit?"
I have already stared at the queen once:
"Why can't my brother take the imperial examination? My brother can still lead the army! My brother can still beat most of the generals in the army! Is it strange that my brother has relied on a few old sours?"
The emperor was silent.
For more than two decades in a row, although he was not kicked out of the room, all kinds of nightlife that can only be covered with quilts and pure sleep, don’t be more barren, and don’t impress the emperor more!
#一次考虑忘了我宝贝儿童是真的。 It is such a tragedy to beat a child and be raised as a man. #
As for the prince and his wife, since there is only one brother under their knees, and this brother is all kinds of clever, filial and cute, the prince himself regrets more than one time that he has a special status, and he can't let his brother take over the family business. Regarding the fact that Gong Twelve took the imperial examination as a brother, that is to say, the prince carefully checked the various laws and decrees of the dynasty, but only confirmed that his brother's imperial examination was not prohibited.
It wasn't until I heard that Gong Guiqing was actually a guest under the bridge that I was really shocked and questioned:
"Isn't it? The man under the bridge is not an old Confucian? Isn't he a name shared by the Lu family? He is really a little brother? Now this little brother is going to be taken back by Ah Zheng." ?”
The empress and princes said in unison: "Good job!"
Or why every family wants to have a child?In fact, no matter how good and capable the little brother is, there will inevitably be a day when someone will take it back. It’s better to be a brother. It’s best for him to strive for himself, and he can take back an incredible little brother, which is even better. ah!
The prince suddenly looked pained, the emperor sat up nervously, but only heard him say: "My Ajie..."
The emperor relaxed (fortunately the crown prince is not sick, otherwise it would not be an ordinary trouble for me to deal with so many trivial matters), disgusted:
"How old is Ah Jie? Two of your younger brothers have already married, and I don't see much regret."
The prince was sad and indignant: "Can it be the same? Although Ayan doesn't have a boy, he has a brood of younger brothers! He has been born since the end of the first year of his wedding until now. How can it compare to my family's Ajie Jingui?"
The emperor was going to say, "Who told you not to accept more and give birth to more", but he took a look at the prince's eyebrows and eyes that looked a bit like a queen (these two are cousins), and then thought about the fact that the Chu family is the Chai family. The soldiers who died in battle swallowed it back:
"Our Ajie is naturally precious, what is it compared with Ayan's family? You will be the emperor sooner or later, and Ajie will be the inner prince. At that time, you will have your own prince's mansion, and the son-in-law has always lived in the prince's mansion - what is the same as civil servants? difference?"
The prince's heart skipped a beat, but he still smiled:
"Could it be that the father and emperor yearn for the sages of Yao and Shun recently? But don't do this, I really dare not think about that day, this memorial will defeat all the officials...
Now, it's the father and the emperor who are carrying it on his head, and the sons and officials are so tired.
Only Ajie can be regarded as the eldest grandson of his father and queen, so it should be a little different, the son and minister don't ask for anything else, how about giving him an Anle Palace in the future? "
At that time, the seventeenth son, the emperor was neither the elder nor the heir, it was just a coincidence that the eldest brother died early and had no children, and the second brother's biological father was of low status and cowardly, so he won the throne justifiably by following the prince first and then the monarch. It's really not easy for this twelfth-order alchemy to come.
It is also the domineering and brave temperament raised in the children's army, who can allow him to share power equally. There is only one queen in the world——
It’s not necessarily that there are no queens and no parents and children, and the family of foreign relatives has also been cut off. The only close cousin, although he is the prince, is also a withered family. The only one, Chu Zheng, is the most loyal and filial.
- the reason.
No matter how impatient the emperor was with trivial government affairs these years, he never thought of the word Zen position.
Of course, it wasn't a test when he said the princess. He really didn't think about the possibility of abolishing the prince. Chai Jie is the eldest brother of the prince. Naturally, sooner or later, he should be a legitimate princess.
But when the crown prince received him like this, he didn't plead guilty and shirk it in all sincerity, and he didn't even think about the possibility of succeeding him after his death. He just thought about the Zen seat, and he was very unhappy...
The emperor pretended to be angry: "The crown prince of the country, how can you be afraid of difficulties and dangers? I can't stand in front of you for the rest of my life, and I will walk ahead of you sooner or later."
The crown prince shook his head: "Long live is flattering words, but father and queen are both in good health, far better than children—I don't worry about it, maybe even Ajie's grandson depends on you and the queen." Parenting!"
The emperor was furious: "Your father and I are tired enough to raise one Ajie, but we also need to educate Ajie's son and grandson? You are shearing a sheep, right?"
The queen smiled, "Okay, Ah Jie is a good boy, if he can live to that day, let alone helping him raise his grandson, I would be happy even if he is a great grandson!"
The emperor immediately changed his face: "Why can't I live to that day? I have been well-raised all these years, and the imperial doctor said that the dark wounds are all over the place, and the next step is to be more careful. It is completely impossible to live a long life." no problem."
He also praised Chai Jie: "Of course Ajie is a good boy. The prince was born well, and Adan was well-bred. I will teach the little Ajies in the future. It will be even better."
Adan is the queen's nickname.
Not long after Chai Jie was born, it happened that the queen's old injuries were onset. In order to comfort him and heal his injuries, the emperor accompanied him to retreat from the front line and return to the palace to settle down.
Compared with the prince, Chai Jie was truly raised by the emperor and empress.
In the eyes of the empress, Chai Jie is the most intelligent, filial, and good boy. He knows what the little buddies should know. He is always filial to the dim sum made by himself, and the dumplings made by himself. What's more, he is resolute and decisive. In decisiveness, it is far better than many boys
You'll Also Like
-
I Don’t Want To Be the Emperor
Chapter 110 5 hours ago -
Heroic Spirit: All My Past Lives Were Summoned By My Daughter
Chapter 127 6 hours ago -
Dressed As a Mother-in-law, She Leads the Whole Family To Turn Over
Chapter 482 6 hours ago -
I saw the hidden information at the beginning, I tricked the death row inmate
Chapter 96 19 hours ago -
Everyone’s job change: I summon an army of BOSS!
Chapter 41 19 hours ago -
Journey to the West: Confession to the Fairy of Flowers
Chapter 191 19 hours ago -
In Pirates: At the beginning, Ace was tricked into becoming a navy
Chapter 191 19 hours ago -
Online games: Get god-level talent at the beginning
Chapter 186 19 hours ago -
The villain should be invincible
Chapter 146 19 hours ago -
Entertainment: I am called dad by seven genius babies
Chapter 168 19 hours ago