Guiqing

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Book Title: Gui Qing

Author: Mo Ziqiao

Copywriter:

This article is also known as "Who Says My Brother Can't Attack", "The Story of a Farmer's Brother's Achievement", "The Palace Male God Is Hard Every Day", "My Brother Holds Up Half the Sky"...

The so-called real big attack means that if you are unlucky, you can become a brother and you are also an attack; the so-called real big family is that you are reduced to a farmer and you are still magnificent.

It is said that brother's attack on men is cold, but Mo still can't help but want to write a male god in his heart.He is not stable and perfect, but he can keep his bottom line to be a real person, and he can also find his own way in the face of adversity.

In the early days, there were parents who lived in a farm family who were short-sighted, but the male god would not stick to the short-sightedness of the parents; later on, there were brother-in-law attacking, strong counter-attacks by peasant Jinshi, and all kinds of slaps in the face...

Don't think the inspiration came, and the long-winded and procrastinated problems have been greatly changed. The sisters in the author group also said that it is not bad, but the setting is too cold...

I hope that some friends will support this cold article~~~~(>_<)~~~~

——by. Mo Ziqiao, who urgently needs to be rescued but still challenges cold subjects

Minesweeper please note:

1. The main focus of this article is; the big environment man attacks brother shou, but the main CP is brother gong, man shou; but it is not a rough man shou, attacking strong but just handsome is not beautiful, shou is also a good man who is handsome, tough and responsible , but not rough

2. This article is slow to heat up. It may take about [-] words for Hanzi Shou to come out. This does not match the love on the label, but considering the plot direction and character personality, I really don’t think it is suitable for Shou to appear at the beginning. Please forgive me ha

3. Regarding the issue of having children, the child is definitely not conceived by Gong, even if Gong has that physiological function.Maybe it’s a gift from a treasure chest or phone bills, or technology and pseudo-technology can lead to a man’s ability to conceive. In short, having a steamed stuffed bun, giving birth to one’s own child, is not about getting pregnant.

Content tags: strong sub-system

Search keywords: Protagonist: Gong Twelve (Gong Guiqing), Chu Zheng┃Supporting roles: Gong Apai, Xiao Shuanzi, Gong Qixiu, there are many more to be determined, may it be named Fei QAQ┃Others: Brother Fulang Erwen, but it was my brother who rose up and attacked the man!If you don't like the main attack, please be careful.

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☆, wedge

On the seventh day of April in the second year of Hongyuan, peaches and plums are in full bloom, and apricots are blooming, which is the time of spring.

It is also the busiest time outside of the Gongyuan.

The list is released today. It is said that when the curfew was first lifted in the morning, the outside of the Gongyuan became lively.

Those who show the list to themselves, those who show the list to their master, and those who wait for the list to catch new scholars and become sons-in-law...

They all ignored the cold spring that rose suddenly last night, and also ignored the light rain that has been falling since the early morning, whether they are hot or not!

Gong Guiqing was lazily leaning on the soft couch, resting her chin with one hand, and patted her "husband-in-law" on the back with the other:

"What's the rush? A Zheng, you still don't believe in your husband's ability? I said that I will give myself a first-class background, and I will give you a life and safety, and I will definitely not go wrong."

Xing Xing said, Xing Xing was still kneading the strong and resilient muscles on Chu Zheng's back, slowly moving down, and seeing that he was about to move past the waist and eyes, Chu Zheng couldn't help but move:

"not now!"

When he met Gong Guiqing, Chu Zheng's bottom line was broken by more than one point or two. It is no longer a problem to put himself under his elder brother's honor as a man, and to make public announcements during the day.

But at this moment, Chu Zheng really didn't have the heart to mess around with Gong Guiqing.

It's not that I'm worried about my imperial status, but because I care too much, I can't help but worry that he is not enough to worry about, and I am not enough to worry about him.

Gong Guiqing also knew Chu Zheng's intentions, even though she felt that the current spring was in harmony and it was the time for mandarin ducks to play in the water, she just leaned over, begged for two kisses carefully, and then moved back a little and sat down.

Chu Zheng looked out from time to time to wait for the news, but Gong Guiqing only looked at him with a smile, full of heart.

With your lover by your side, you can expect to return home, and you can wait until you become an official after a scientific examination...

15 years ago, how could we have imagined that such a day would still exist?

Thoughts fly for a moment...

At that time, it was also spring...

first desire

The stars move, the seasons alternate.

The footsteps of the god of winter gradually recede, and the god of spring puts on the earth a splendid dress.

Xiaowang Village is surrounded by mountains and rivers. At this time, the wheat seedlings in the field are green and happy, and the mountains are covered with deep and light green, and there are red, yellow, purple, and pink flowers in full bloom. Everywhere, there are tender orioles singing around willows, and swallows are busy building nests with mud in their mouths. It is really a festive and beautiful spring scene.

It's a pity that Gong Twelve's mood is not at all festive and beautiful, but rather melancholy.

A dignified man, in this beautiful spring, he does not imitate those literati to enjoy the scenery and outing, and does not follow the farmers to make a living, but sits lazily, staring at the nesting swallows in a daze!

It's not that it hurts the spring and weeps for the falling flowers. In fact, this thing is really strange.

That day, because I had just bought a yacht, although it was only a gadget with a length of only 20 meters, it was interesting, so I had to invite my younger brother Gong Shiyi and others to show off.

I don't want extreme joy to turn into sadness, Gong Twelve is complacently reminiscing about his lucky luck during the Spring Festival, and I don't want the originally sunny sky to suddenly be covered with dark clouds!

At the beginning, the big guys didn't take it seriously, after all, although the yacht looks small, it is expensive to build, and it is really worth the money.

Gong Twelve himself is not very knowledgeable, but friends who are quite knowledgeable say that it is worth the money. Although it is just a small thing, the configuration is excellent, and the security is also extremely high.

What's more, it was just a test voyage. Although Gong Twelve insisted on showing off his driving skills with half a bucket of water, it was also he who wanted to show off his driving skills with half a bucket of water. The distance, with the physical strength of the big guys, even swimming back is not impossible.

Therefore, due to the sudden change of the weather, Gong Shixi took over the driving operation, and at the same time joked about Gong Twelve:

"Second brother, is he proud now? Even Lei Gong and Dian Mu will come out to congratulate you."

The others couldn't help but laugh, and one or two narrow-minded people couldn't help but count Gong Twelve's "good luck" over the years:

What kind of lottery has never even touched a tissue? What is the situation in a certain country in the World Cup? A certain country is so unlucky that it didn't even make it to the top sixteen...

There is also Gong Shisan’s new villa in S City last year, and more than [-]% of the funds came from the contribution of Gong Twelve’s Spring Festival. The junior Zhaodi and Pandi still have the piggy bank from his childhood And small toys, and even the younger big girls won his cuffs to be worn as collar pins, etc. Don't want too much material to mock the twelfth palace's gambling luck and long black!

Gong Shishi's "Thunder Lord and Lightning Mother Qi He Lun" was also widely praised. Gong Shishi was anxious and glared at him angrily:

"Fart! Xiaoyi, who are you calling second brother? I am obviously the eldest brother, and it is clearly stated on the ID card!"

He said again: "My lord, if I want to have the ability to invite Lei Gong and Dian Mu as guests, can I kill you first, young and old?"

Gong Shixi yawned:

"How many times have I said that it's just a small problem caused by the date line."

This is true.

Gong Shiyi and Gong Twelve were born very close to each other back then, and it was indeed after Miss Gong Wu reported the news of her precious son that Miss Gong Jiu broke her amniotic fluid with laughter—

From this point of view, there is no doubt that Gong Shixi is a proper brother.

Naihe Gong Twelfth is only Miss Gong Jiu's first child, but she is a rare filial and caring one. From the time her water broke to the birth, it only took a little over two hours.

At that time, Gong Shiyi was born in City S of Country Z, and the birth certificate stated that it was April 31st. When Gong Twelve was born in Country M, it was still on the night of March [-]——

So Gong Twelve always insists that he is the big brother, and it seems that there is some truth to it.

Zhigong Shishi felt that it was just unreasonable, and his identity as the first brother was always more righteous. At this time, he calmly put on a gentle elder brother's face when he met a naughty brother, and patiently persuaded him:

"Although our family doesn't expect you to become a geographer, at least you need to know the basics.

For such a naive mistake, I, as an older brother, naturally wouldn't bother with you, but don't you feel ashamed in front of the younger generation? "

Gong Twelve became more and more furious, and the two brothers had another quarrel over the issue of seniority.

When we got to the lively place, we didn't notice who murmured:

"Before I came out in the morning, I checked the weather forecast. It was said that today is cloudy with only a slight breeze. Even the wind at sea does not exceed level 6, and the waves are no more than 2 meters high. Why..."

Gong Twelve subconsciously looked at the turbulence of the waves, and the man added:

"Gong Twelve can even win a yacht. Sure enough, if something goes wrong, there must be a demon!"

Gong Twelve turned back angrily, three or four people got together in a small group, and didn't know whether it was the cousin of the second uncle's family or the fourth nephew of the sister-in-law who was talking, so he simply didn't distinguish, and directly took out his elder status to talk to these bastards We talked carefully about the mistakes of superstitious weather forecasts and questioning the abilities of the elders, but no one else agreed,

This laugh praises "Although the accuracy of the weather forecast is like the store's explanation when shopping online, whether it is credible or not depends entirely on character, but Gong Twelve suddenly turned from black to red, and there is indeed a demon",

The one who sighed, "No, I just hope this doesn't suddenly become a big black case, and cause me to be martyred for nothing",

Every word you said and I said killed Gong Twelve and won a yacht, which was about to get dark to the rhythm of shipwreck.

Gong Twelve shouted: "You can be shipwrecked less than twenty miles from the shore? Why don't you say that you deserve to drown in the bathtub?"

Gong Shixi drove the car in one hand and held a cigarette in the other, and turned around to taunt Gong Shishi with a leisurely sentence:

"It's not like the bathtub has never drowned people. Besides, isn't this your luck? I'm afraid that you will use up all your good luck in a lifetime and drag us down for nothing!"

The crowd immediately roared with joy.

Gong Twelve was still full of dissatisfaction at that time!

Still thinking that the bastard Gong Shiyi knew it would be difficult for him, and he planned to go back to the shore to have a good practice with him, so that he could understand what it meant to speak out!If he was born, he would have to find fault with him...

In the end, Gong Shixi's words came true again!

It's just that when predicting the World Cup situation, what he said was good luck;

Now that the ship capsizes, it really capsizes, but it is the fighter jet in the mouth of the crow!

What a yacht with such a high safety configuration,

Come on, you guys are just joking, when the wind and waves are too strong, they put on all the safety gear in time,

But what the hell, Gong Twelve's swimming skills are really capable of challenging [-] nautical miles, and his underwater breath-holding skills are comparable to the Guinness Book of Records, but Gong Shili's crow's mouth is really a disaster!

Drowning!

Although Gong Twelve felt that he just choked on a small sip of water, but God knows what happened to Gong Shiyi's mouth. The magpie's hit rate was only seven or eight out of ten after decades. I just choked on such a small sip of water, my eyes turned black and my feet cramped!

#Damn when can choking water cause leg cramps?Shouldn't the drowning guy cramp first and then choke? #

Gong Twelve, who had never drowned before, really couldn't figure it out.

What is even more incomprehensible is that it feels like the moment of closing and opening the eyes, how can the world be changed?

Obviously it is in the sea, even if it is less than twenty miles from the shore, it is still covered by the waves, but how come it seems that it takes less than a few breaths to turn into a gray roof and worn-out but dry bedding? ?

#幸坤大运动?Zhuang Zhou dreams of butterflies?What the heck, could it be that some boring and cheap alien is playing with Mr. Ben? #

Gong Twelve pinched his thigh, and immediately gritted his teeth in pain.

The salty smell of the sea water seems to still echo on the taste buds, but what is in front of me is not a dream.

Just make people feel like in a dream.

Even the struggle of his hands and feet in the bed is no different from his movements in the sea, except that the posture of his whole body has changed from prostrate to supine, which should be a dazzling swimming skill when he is escaping for his life, but it suddenly becomes The posture of the child's nightmare twisted.

Gong Twelve's ferocious bared teeth were placed on the little child's face, and he changed from a glaring King Kong to a staring cute baby. In the eyes of the handsome young man who happened to come in with a bowl, he was just a person who woke up in a nightmare. The children who came here were so pitiful and cute.

In an instant, the smile and surprise diluted the sadness in the young man's eyes, and even the red mole on his forehead seemed to be a bit more beautiful.

I saw him stepping faster, walked to the bed in a few steps, lowered his head and said something softly, while gently padded the pillow a little higher, scooped a spoonful of egg custard, and sent it to Gong Shier's mouth!

Although Gong Twelve was in a daze, he also noticed the young man entering the door.

It's just that this sudden change of scene is already weird enough, and the young man gave Gong Twelve a very weird feeling:

Obviously they have never met each other before, but the first glance makes people inexplicably feel familiar;

The dialect he speaks is both familiar and unfamiliar. It has a bit of Wu Nong's soft language, but it is not the dialect of S City that Gong Twelve is familiar with. He can't even recognize a single word. I understand it as a matter of course.

Moreover, the taste of that spoonful of egg custard was also strangely alluring. Gong Twelve turned his head slightly, lowered his eyelids, concealed a look of guard, opened his mouth and took a sip, and raised his eyes to look at the young man carefully. , Seeing that he just smiled with relief, as if there was no abnormal expression, he slowly swallowed the mouthful of custard.

This swallowing was nothing serious, just now I was only thinking about the sudden change of scene and didn't realize it, as soon as I swallowed the egg custard, my stomach wriggled violently, but it was so intense for a few seconds that I wanted to suck all my internal organs into my stomach The point where it is digested inside.

Only then did Gong Twelve realize that he was so hungry that he lost consciousness in his stomach.

At this time, giving a bite of egg custard woke up the stomach, and the hunger surged.

The eldest son of the Gong family who was born with a golden spoon in his mouth, this is the first time he knows what it means to be "extremely hungry"!

Gong Twelve stared at the bowl in the young man's hand, his eyes turned green, okay?

The little bit of wariness before was thrown out of the blue. As for why I had a full meal before the boat capsized, and then I was so hungry as if I hadn’t eaten water for three days and three nights. With his mouth wide open, the attitude of eating and swallowing with a spoon is simply not more heroic!

But no matter how bold it was, it only contained half a bowl of egg custard.

I finished it in just a few mouthfuls, as if I had just stuffed my teeth.

The empty pain in the stomach was a little better, but I was still hungry.

Gong Twelve's eyes were fixed on the bowl in the young man's hand——

To be precise, he was staring at the little soup scum sticking to the rim of the bowl.

The little guy with green eyes was almost like a hungry wolf who had just tasted the taste of flesh and blood.

After swallowing several mouthfuls of saliva in a row, it was extremely difficult to resist the urge to rush over to lick the bowl.

At that time, he even put aside the extreme shock of the sudden change!

Even the fateful enemy Gong Shiyi and the other younger brothers who died on the same boat were temporarily put on hold.

What is scientific and unscientific, reasonable or unreasonable, what is the majesty and sense of responsibility as a big brother, are not as important as a bowl of egg custard.

#On appetite is really the first desire of biological instinct o(╯□╰)o#

The author has something to say:

☆, surprise

It's a pity that many creatures don't just need to eat and drink enough.

The golden retriever raised by Ms. Lian Gongjiu, who was only half a year old back then, would look forward to her belly every day, every time she heard the hostess say

"Isn't Zaizai happy too? Mom is going to have a baby in a few days, and Zaizai will be an older brother by then."

You can be happy, when Gong Twelve was a child, he really treated his elder brother like a ghost, from teaching him to crawl all the way to playing ball with him (the golden retriever threw the ball with his mouth in his mouth, and the three-headed Gong Twelve ran to pick it up) ), but later became old with dazzled eyes and deaf ears, and it is said that the sense of smell is also not sensitive, but he has never misidentified Gong Twelve once.

Before winning the small yacht, whether Brother Gaizai could recognize himself was probably the only bet that Gong Twelve could win.

It's a pity that Gong Twelve is never willing to make fun of Brother Zai Zai.

Cough cough, the topic is getting too far, what I want to say is that even brother Zizai knows how to tap the high-level needs after food and clothing, and the palace twelve that brother Zizai pampers with all his strength is naturally not a person who can do everything as long as he has enough food and drink. A single cell.

After eating the egg custard, he gulped down half a bowl of water, and finally his stomach didn't feel so uncomfortable. Seeing that the young man refused to let him eat again, he just smiled and said something——

Gong Twelve guessed that most of them advised him not to eat too much because he was very hungry...

Then suddenly turned around, and finally remembered:

right?Didn't this uncle just have a big meal at noon?

Although few big men in a boat can cook, there are enough preparations before the trip. The three fresh dumplings made by the aunt, the sauced beef made by the second aunt, and the stuffed bitter gourd made by the third aunt...

He brought half the kitchen full of good food that can be eaten as long as it is cooked and hot. During the period, Gong Shixi also showed off his three-legged cooking skills, making a large plate of fried squid rings and so on——

In fact, the fried squid rings were quite good, but because of some historical problems, Gong Twelve and Gong Shi Shi always prefer to speculate in low, even a plate of delicious squid rings, they are more willing to believe that he just made it himself. The ingredients are fresh, and for the sake of fighting spirit, he also showed off his skills in cooking western food.

Although they only made a basket of sandwiches, the omelette spread was pretty good. Gong Twelfth felt that they were better than Gong Eleven's squid rings, so he deliberately ate two more pieces during the meal.

Be careful of the food gushing out of your throat even if you are so full of hiccups!

Seeing that the situation was not good, when the big guy started to get serious and put on the life-saving equipment on his body, he was joked by the bastard Gong Shiyi, "Brother, do you want me to pick your throat and spit it out for you first? Don't hold on for a while." I can't swim anymore."

Of course Gong Twelve immediately sprayed back:

"Didn't my uncle know that the eleventh brother eats two more dumplings than the elder brother? It's just that the clothes are too big to show off, so you have the nerve to pretend to be gentle?"

But of course he ignored the fact that he ate half a plate of squid rings more than Gong Shiyi.

But no matter what, before Gong Twelve fell into the water, there must have been enough stock in his belly.

...So, what the hell happened?

When dizzy and refreshed, he ran from the bottom of the sea to the land and falsely claimed that it was the arbitrary door of the Doraemon, but his stomach full of food was also gone. Could it be said that it was the professor’s powerful digestion potion? What are you doing?

As a guy who not only plays games with his nieces who are of the same age as the juniors, but also won't let go of his grand-nieces who are at least seventeen or eighteen years younger than him, well, Gong Twelve is indeed very childlike.

But no amount of childlike innocence can save the tragedy at hand.

The first one was too shocking, and the second one is that this person has really shrunk. When I look at other normal people and things, it should be more likely to be a person than to find how much smaller my hands are and how short my height is. The illusion that I have arrived in the kingdom of giants.

At least Gong Twelfth is like this, he only felt that although the young man was handsome in appearance, he was very tall, but because he had been lying down all the time and didn't even sit up to eat egg custard, the height of the young man and "himself" Bad, the estimate is not very accurate.

But after finally thinking about it carefully, and then playing the game of "Let's find fault together", the doubts popped up one by one:

First of all, the young man looks handsome, the young man smiles gently, and the young man feels kind and harmless...

But the young man also has long hair that reaches at least his waist!He still wears the kind of hair bun that can't be distinguished from the dynasty, but it seems to be only available in ancient costume dramas of the Celestial Dynasty!

The same goes for the clothes on her body. Gong Twelve doesn't have the deep historical knowledge to distinguish which dynasty's clothes belonged to, but that kind of double-breasted narrow-sleeved gown, belt tied with cloth strips, plain old-fashioned cloth shoes...

Are you cosplaying that character?

Is such an unglamorous ancient costume really OK?

——The frightening thing is that this person not only has a hairstyle and clothes in ancient costumes, but also his whole temperament is very ancient, although it is just the kind of ancient costumes that are small and fresh in the countryside...

Gong Twelve subconsciously made a clever move, not daring to continue thinking.

Then I looked around, the bowl was made of pottery wan with a small gap, the wall seemed to be made of mud, and the windows could only be opened by protruding out of pure wood...

It's true that everything is not in ancient costumes, Gong Twelve still tries hard to believe that everything is just a prank by Gong Twelve's rebellious brothers, nephews, nephews and grandchildren.

After all, there are drugs that can instantly stun people.

After the coma, change to some film and television studio, and then hire an actor with good acting skills. In the middle, for the sake of realism, maybe deliberately let him starve for a day or two in the coma...

It is not impossible to create the current situation.

Of course, I'll let my grandfather know that someone dared to abuse his baby Jinsun like this, even Gong Shiyi couldn't avoid family law.

Although the sudden thunderstorm is very suspicious, it is not feasible for Gong Shixi to play such a dangerous prank in that kind of weather, but Gong Twelve is still more willing to persuade Believe in yourself:

Maybe it's just Gong Shisan's group of bastards, even Gong Shisan got dizzy?

Trying to calm down, Gong Twelve looked around and began to look for evidence to support his argument.

The young man watched the child eat custard and drink water. Although he didn't talk to him, his eyes rolled around. He was more alert than before the coma, and he was really relieved.

Because there is no more labor in the family, although the uncles and uncles will still give help when necessary for the sake of one ancestor, but the uncles are separated from each other, and even the uncles and uncles are separated. The young man didn't have such a big face. Seeing that the child was doing well, he felt relieved to go out and do some work.

Gong Twelve was left alone, just got out of bed, looked around carefully, and must find out the flaws in this prank!

#Don’t find out the monitor for this uncle, or you’ll have to yell, and let those bastards know what it’s like to be deaf! #

Gong Twelve had a good idea, but unfortunately the more he observed, the more ugly his face became.

Although this house may look dilapidated and inconspicuous, but if you are playing cosplay with a farmhouse in ancient costumes, this configuration is really too advanced.

The mud walls, earthen kang, and wooden windows are covered with paper. The color of the cabinets placed on the kang is dull, and the wood can’t tell what kind of wood it is, but the paint should be layered. It is painted, and the overall combination is on the top, using a very rare modern mortise and tenon structure!

Gong Twelve is still determined. Although the mortise and tenon structure is not common, there are still craftsmen who can make it in modern times.Besides, if those little bastards really wanted to play tricks, it would not be difficult to find dilapidated antiques from the late Qing Dynasty to deceive people.

Gritting his teeth, he pushed open the door and walked out.

Then the expression cracked for at least half a minute!

The roof is actually thatched matting...

Endure it, it is not difficult to imitate deliberately.

No chickens and ducks were seen in the small yard, but I stepped on a pile of chicken and duck droppings...

I can bear it, the little bastards don't even give up their pranks in such a storm, what is it to let him step on shit?

Sacrificing a pair of plain cloth shoes is just like that.

Gong Twelve tried hard to calm his face.

… But what the heck, the mud-tiled houses and thatched huts scattered outside the yard, as well as the adults rushing to and fro, and the children running wildly...

Even if it's cosplay, but the cosplay is so realistic that even the kid running past with two snots hanging from the left is full of drama and has no flaws, isn't it too realistic?

Even if the little bastards spend a lot of money to make pranks, but such a scene where even the extras are all actor-level, can't they be arranged even if they have money?

Gong Twelfth leaned on the wall weakly to go back to the room, he felt that it must be because he was too hungry to cause hypoglycemia and dizzy eyes.

Picking up the clay pot with a missing mouth, Gong Twelve poured himself half a bowl of water, held it for a long time without taking a sip.

Then I lowered my head and saw the face reflected in Tao Wan...

Although it is not very clear, but...

Gong Twelve's complexion changed drastically, he suddenly threw the bowl away, groping his body through the clothes was not enough, he even tore off the skirt and belt for a closer inspection.

Ding Ding, um, luckily still there.

But the abdominal muscles of the eight-pack are gone, and the birthmark on the inner left thigh is also gone...

Gong Twelve has always claimed to be a big man with a bold heart, but at this time, he couldn't help but feel chills physically and mentally, and even dizzy in his head, he turned around in a hurry, and unexpectedly fainted again!

It was also very unlucky to smash his forehead on the shattered pieces of Tao Wan!

☆, Father

This knock is really no small matter.

First of all, knock out the memory of the unlucky child of the original body.

This seems to be a benefit, at least Gong Twelve can know the relationship between the young man and this body, and can understand the language here, which is much better than Wu Shasha's blindness.

However, some things that the child is accustomed to, are really too cruel for Gong Twelve.

The name here is Xiaowang Village, so naturally Wang's surname is the main one, but this child's surname is Gong, coincidentally the same surname as Gong Twelve, and the Gong clan is not weak in Xiaowang Village:

Although it is not considered a common local surname, it has moved here for a few hundred years, and the population has multiplied for three or five generations. It is said that the ancestors of the palace family once produced a first-rank official. There are several scholars, and it is said that there is an old Juren, so he is also very talkative in Xiaowang Village.

This child is the first child in their house. The eldest of the other children in the uncle's and uncle's family is also half a year younger than him. Gong Twelve doesn't need to argue with anyone at all, he is already a proper big brother.

Sounds good, doesn't it?

The problem is, Gong Twelfth, the big brother, is not the big brother of Mr. Gong, but the big brother of Gong!

And this "brother" is not a Jingyin like Brother Lian and Brother Bao in "A Dream of Red Mansions", but a specific type of person!

Yes, you are not mistaken, it is a type of people under the completely unscientific gender classification like the man!

In this world, there has never been a creature with two jade rabbits on its chest and a deep path between its legs in ancient myths and legends.

If you use the definition of "woman" to talk to the local aborigines, they are likely to:

"Ah? Isn't that brother? So brother is also called a woman? You are really knowledgeable."

Or if you describe it more carefully, they are likely to:

"Yeah? The two swollen lumps of flesh on the chest and the flawed crotch is a woman?"

A tone that equated "woman" with the deaf, blind, lame, etc., and some knowledgeable people might even sigh twice:

"That woman is too pitiful, she is worse than a cripple to marry!"

Because this kind of defect sounds like it was born, it is likely to cause the descendants to have the same defects as him.

It's incomplete to marry a brother, if it harms the descendants, it is not happy for people who are a little bit passable.

——The above "possibility" was discussed seriously by Gong Twelve and Ya Ya of Liu Yi's family.

But damn it, back then in the normal world where men matched women, the most unusual thing I saw was transgender women and men. Gong Twelve used such a serious academic tone to discuss that kind of topic with Ya Ya, but it was just purely Yaya, who has a weird hobby, is just joking, okay?

When there were real conditions to try those possibilities, Gong Twelve was bloodied all over his face!

... No, she looks like a big aunt!

How come I am a majestic man, when Baya's eyeballs are the most thieves, when they are gliding around, you have to admit that I am a big attack!

How can he be like a brother like a woman!

What kind of bastard sent me to this weird world?

immortal?demon? ?alien? ? ?

How dare you stand up for me, I promise not to beat you to death!

We must talk about life!It's not like QYYM, do you need to be so ruthless and unreasonable?

Flip table (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

This cold and ruthless reality makes the heart as big as Gong Twelve, and it is also a series of nightmares.

What are two rows of women with ten or eight boobs, what are the men without dicks but still have an Adam's apple, or the heavy-mouthed scenes of beasts pressing down on human beings for harmony, or being thrown around by a group Ding Ding's opposite sex or a cruel guy like a magnified ant queen besieged and begged to spend a good night together...

All in all, it's all messed up and bizarre.

Gong Twelve staged a life-threatening run in the nightmare, but what can be shown is that on the bed, the little child is sweating like rain, talking constantly, sometimes with a frightened face, sometimes punching and kicking, and knocking his head It's very pitiful.

While comforting another smaller doll, the young man stared nervously at the child on the bed, ready to hold him down at any time, so as not to hit the wound on his forehead again.

He took care of him very carefully, and the little doll was not difficult to take care of. Although from time to time, he would run away and circle the table twice, more often he would cling to the young man's knees, or move closer to the bed:

"Daddy, daddy, will my brother be okay? Is my brother waking up soon? Can my brother take me to pick wild vegetables soon?"

The little baby's tender voice was full of anticipation, and the young man's eyes became more worried, but he said in his mouth:

"Brother will recover naturally. When he recovers, he will definitely bring Shuanzi to pick a lot of wild vegetables, and if he can't finish eating, he can dry them in the sun. If there are no vegetables, he will cook them and eat them..."

He was chattering, but he didn't dare to relax in the slightest. Whenever there was something wrong, he gently pressed and supported Gong Twelve's body. The little baby also tried to stand on tiptoe, helping to tuck the corner of the quilt, and whirring Blowing, muttering:

"The god of plague flies away, my brother wakes up quickly."

Seeing the young man was relieved for a while, and sad for a while.

Both of them are good children, but I only regret that he didn't have such good luck, which caused his husband to die early and caused the children to have a difficult life.

The little baby didn't know what Dad was thinking, so she grinned expectantly.

When Gong Twelve finally struggled out of the nightmare, he met these two faces:

Young children are innocent and pure, and young people are even more gentle and even have a bit of maternal nature.

#oh damn motherhood! #

When Gong Twelve's eyes met the red mole on the young man's forehead, he couldn't bear to look at it and turned away.

Isn't that motherhood?

This body called the young man, obviously still called "Daddy", as if he was no different from a normal father, but it was actually this father who was born in six months of pregnancy!

My brother, what is the definition of gender corresponding to a man, he obviously looks like an ordinary man on the outside, at most he is slender and handsome, but a little red mole determines that he should be a female and will have babies. ...

Gong Twelve felt that the old-fashioned windows were not strong enough, and the whole room was so dark that his eyes went black for a while.

Gritting his teeth, it's not because he thinks of the body he uses now, and also has a mole on his forehead and makes him dizzy!

Who is this uncle?

How can it be defeated by a mere accident?

Not to mention that the appearance of this brother is not much different from that of a normal man, but he is unlucky enough to become a woman with two taels of meat on her crotch and two more jade rabbits on her chest. This uncle also has the courage to face the bleak life with his head upright!

It's a big deal to have sex reassignment surgery!

It's not like the eldest son of the Gong family, Gong Twelve, who faints and escapes whenever something happens!

...The previous moment was purely caused by hypoglycemia and low blood pressure, and the lack of harmony between body and soul!

The sadness in Gong Twelve's heart has flowed upstream like a river.

But he still tried his best to persuade himself to regard the young man as a flat-chested widowed "mother", ignoring the special meaning of the word "brother" here, so he didn't dislike the sad and happy man who repeatedly babbled "Brother, wake up" Oh, I really scared daddy to death! It’s all daddy’s fault, I shouldn’t have left you alone”, but he comforted me patiently:

"...Dad, don't worry, I'm fine. I was just getting up in a hurry before, so I accidentally fell down again."

I heard, Na Qing