Emperor Gong: The three thousand men in the harem are beautiful men

It was late at night, Yan Linzheng couldn't fall asleep after drinking ginseng soup, thinking that the queen must have fallen asleep at this time, so she got up to see Concubine Huang Gui.

When I heard that the emperor was coming, how could I sit there calmly.Not to mention that I am a man, at this time I am alone and widowed, and it is impossible for me to think of things.Just as she was about to jump out of the window, she was stopped by Concubine Huang. There was a lake outside, and it might not be easy to cross it with light work.And the outside is guarded by guards, which is easy to cause riots.

It hid under the bed, and couldn't get in at all.There is only one cabinet to hide in, but who is in this cabinet, "Xiaowei." I can't believe that Xiaowei is here.Concubine Huang Gui smiled dryly, there was already a person hiding in the cabinet, and later, Concubine Huang also pushed me into the cabinet.

It was really crowded with two big men in the cabinet.I said bluntly: "The emperor's women dare to steal, brother, you are kind..."

Before I could finish my sentence, I was choked by Xiaowei: "You are the kind, you dare to play with my woman, I will choke you to death." Since he choked me, I naturally had to let him go , so we pinched each other.

A voice came from outside: "Aifei, you are not asleep yet." This sentence made us all stop.If I heard correctly, isn't that bastard Yan Linzheng?It's because he asked me to be an old man to serve the emperor, and played with me like a woman. I can't make him feel better today.

I motioned for Xiaowei to let go of my neck and think of a way to punish the emperor.Xiaowei didn't know why, but his intuition told him that his master seemed to be in big trouble.

Concubine Huang looked at the cabinet worriedly, if the emperor found out, it would be a crime of beheading, even if she traveled through time, it would be useless.

Yan Linzheng approved the memorial for one day, finished the half-month memorial, and still kept the memorial for more than a month, how could she care about Huang Guifei's strangeness, she lay on the bed and couldn't get up.Concubine Huang Gui wanted to take advantage of this moment to let the two of them out, but she just opened the cabinet, and there was only Xiaowei inside, she was so surprised that she couldn't speak.

At this time, Yan Linzheng woke up again in a daze. "My concubine, what are you hiding in the closet?" She stretched her waist and got up. It is true that Huang Guifei did not see anyone go out of the room, so Mu Yichen is still in the room, and now there is only one little girl in the closet. Wei, and Mu Yichen's timed explosive is gone, can Huang Guifei not be anxious?

Seeing Yan Linzheng approaching, Huang Guifei quickly closed the cabinet.She smiled awkwardly: "The emperor is late at night, let's go to sleep." Yan Linzheng was really tired, she grabbed Huang Guifei and kissed her on the neck, Xiaowei and I underestimated a beast at the same time.Yan Linzheng turned his head and looked around. He seemed to have heard something just now, probably because he was too tired and had hallucinations.But when I was hiding in the bed, watching them kiss and fall on the bed, and then I saw Concubine Huang take off her obscene clothes.Concubine Huang Guifei saw me hiding under the quilt, and looked at me warningly, telling me not to do anything.

I smiled hey, this seems to be difficult!I was going to pour the itch powder on Yan Linzheng, but what happened to the sudden appearance of the long sword, I was almost about to have my nose chopped off.

Yan Linzheng didn't expect to be assassinated by the man in black just in front of her when she reacted, and she immediately softened. (After all, why does the emperor hate the assassination in the middle of the night so much? It doesn’t make people affectionate. Assassination from time to time, the body can’t stand it, and it’s easy to be impotent QoQ)

Of course, Yan Linzheng couldn't let her woman be seen by others, so she pushed her concubine into the bed, hitting my nose, was it so exciting?Such a big white rabbit bumped into it, just facing the face.This damn quilt actually tied the two of them together, Huang Guifei was surprised to feel that her chest was a little warm, and the damn nosebleeds came out.

I looked at the nosebleeds that flowed like a river, more flooded than my uncle... At this time, the quilt was picked up, but there were two people, one hugging the legs, the other hugging the head, I couldn't help but feel depressed, could it be that this is from the group p Rhythm?

Yan Linzheng lost her way after following the assassin and flew back. The charming Concubine Huang was no longer on the bed, only some bloodstains (it was a nosebleed). Yan Linzheng was worried. It seemed that Concubine Huang was injured.

At this time, Xiaowei who had left the room early, hurriedly ran into the room pretending, "Master, the assassin did not catch her, and Concubine Huang Gui was also taken away by the assassin."

He was also surprised, he saw Mu Yichen ran onto the bed, before leaving just now, he found that there was no one on the bed, did the assassin take Mu Yichen and Concubine Huang away together?But of course he didn't have the guts to say why Mu Yichen was with Concubine Huang, and he was also afraid that Mu Yichen would reveal his adultery with Concubine Huang, so of course he didn't mention a word.

Of course Yan Linzheng dropped her teacup angrily. Someone dared to rob the concubine late at night. He didn't know that Mu Yichen was also robbed.He simply didn't pay attention to him as the emperor, so the whole city was under martial law, and the search for assassins began.

But at this time, the man in front of me who was looking at me impatiently finally said a word: "Say it, how do you want to die, my woman dares to touch."

Why didn't you catch Yan Linzheng?I have nothing to do with your woman.Sister Huang, you are too foolish, you are actually dizzy.Nosebleeds are also dizzy... Now your concubine is looking for my life.

I thought about it, and just as I was about to explain, I saw a person dragged out, "I'm wronged, I didn't take the money from the gang, the money in my pocket is my own, I just..." Then Before the man finished speaking, the man impatiently chopped off the man's head with a knife.Blood splashed all over my face, my little heart was beating with joy!

The man smiled gently: "I hate not admitting to death, the evidence is all there. Have you figured out how to die?" I swallowed, I really wanted to say that, I wanted to say that just now~ But the end is certain It won't be any better than this dear friend.

Concubine Huang Gui, the time-traveling girl, you have nothing to do, you found so many lovers and killed me.You also ate the meat of Yanliuxuan, and now I was beaten and killed after drinking some broth. It's not easy for me.

"Have you thought it over yet?" The man wiped the knife that killed someone just now, I looked away, and the man's face suddenly became fierce: "Why do you want me to help you think about it?"

"Stop!" Hope finally came, Miss Huang, you finally came to save me.I feel that her figure is also shining at this time.Before Ms. Huang could say another word, she saw the corpse on the ground that had not been disposed of. (The bodyguards said that they would drag the protagonist away together after he was hacked. The protagonist: You are too lazy! Unlimited resentment!)

Ms. Huang fell to the ground again with great force, hello!Stop playing with me.The ups and downs of life are too fast to bear!

"Xiaoya fainted from your fright!"

I explained in a bad mood: "Obviously I was fainted by you!"

"It's you!" the man yelled.

"It's you." I retorted.

...cycle here a hundred times...

The bodyguards dragged away the corpses on the ground neatly, as well as Huang Xiaoya's corpse...no, it's the body...these two people look like idiots, there is no role for them in the following, they should wash up and go to bed early .

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It's interview time again

As a time-traveling woman, Huang Xiaoya, may I ask: How many lovers do you have?

Huang Xiaoya counted her fingers, "I will hug as many men as the author gives me."

Author: Feelings I am a bustard, specializing in selling ducks ==

How many lovers does Mr. Mu Yichen, who is a time-traveling man, have?

Mu Yichen: "Um, are you sure you're not a mistress?

Author: It seems that the protagonist is still obsessed with women, so he has no idea that this is a slam novel!

May I ask Yan Linzheng, who is the lover of Huang Xiaoya and Mu Yichen, how many mistresses do you have? (Mu Yichen: You are definitely not a lover!)

"I don't have a lover?"

(Look, a lover! Not a mistress!)

Hehe, it seems that Yan Linzheng has some hearing problems, no wonder her Chinese and listening skills are always failing!

Mu Yichen: "Language seems to have no hearing ability!

Author: Give me a face?They will immediately ask you to play against Yan Linzheng (the following is a series of treaties signed by the author and the protagonist to humiliate the country). The supporting actors finally understand why Xiao Shou can always get away with it, and there are always minor offenses and injuries.

The following is a real case of your small attack.

Slag Gong No. [-] (Nangong Jin): Last time I was hunted down by an assassin, and this assassin assassinated me! !This is still abusing the body and the heart. When I like the protagonist, it makes me lose my memory and kill the protagonist.I even killed my mother when I was a child...it was abusive *(has been harmonized)

Slag Gong No. [-] (Shen Ruo): Although I hit the protagonist with two palms, the protagonist is still alive and kicking. I lost my martial arts and was hunted down, and now I am wandering. It is quite miserable.This is not abuse, this is simply abuse!

Slag Gong No. [-] (Yan Linzheng): By the way, I just wore Xiaoshou's lute bone, and almost lost the real money!The most important thing in an attack is real money!I have never seen a novel with the theme of abuse, Xiaoshou is still bouncing around!

The author has only one way to suppress the slag Gong's endless chatter, continue to abuse! !

But the scumbags seem to have not stopped, they founded (Slag Gong Alliance)