Emperor Gong: The three thousand men in the harem are beautiful men

Yanmu winked and said, "We don't want to make up these poems and songs, which are crooked and rigid, why don't we come to guess the riddles!" Speaking of this, his gaze was deliberately on the clean-looking man, and he was still looking at the man. He cast a wink.

Yan Linzheng also looked at the young master curiously, this man did not seem simple.

Those sons, of course, are very happy, and want to wait a while, guess the riddle, and impress the beauties.I have been screaming for a long time, and come up with a question.

"Listen up, gentlemen, why do dogs jump higher than trees?" As soon as the question was asked, there was no sound at all. What kind of question is this called?Yan Linzheng, who had never heard of such a question, frowned even though she had a well-informed face, but that delicate and clean young man was sipping tea leisurely.

A son asked: "Miss Yanmu, do you have any reminders?"

"Yes, yes, give me a reminder." Yanmu, who was shouting for a reminder from the others, said with a smile, "Then just give a reminder. Trees are planted on the ground. And everyone should answer cautiously." Question, if you answer wrong, you will be punished, as he spoke, he pointed to the inkstone beside him."

After a while, Yan Linzheng took the lead to answer. It would be such a blessing to be able to answer the question correctly in front of the beauty. Maybe there will be a delicious meal tonight. Thinking of this, Yan Linzheng felt her stomach tighten, "Because this tree is relatively short . " Listening to his answer, Miss Yanmu felt like vomiting blood.

"No, because the dog jumped on the tree." A son teased.

Yanmu looked at the two of them and said, "Congratulations to the two young masters. If you answer wrong, let's demonstrate the punishment." Then, she took a brush and began to draw on their faces.Yan Linzheng was still struggling at first, but if she gave the wrong answer, she resigned to her fate. She smelled the faint scent of the other party, without a trace of rouge at all, but she was a refreshing person.

So Yan became the representative of the panda, and Yanmu covered her mouth and smiled again when she saw this scene.Then everyone couldn't help laughing, Yan Linzheng's face was covered with black lines, what the hell was painted on his face, it's really embarrassing.

"Miss Yan, maybe Xiao knows the answer." Everyone was looking at the young man in green.

"Please say."

"Because the tree is planted on the ground, so it can't jump." As soon as the words came out, everyone couldn't help but agree.

Yanmu was surprised and said, "Young master is so smart. The servant asked another question. I don't know if you can answer it again."

"Please come out."

"What always wears green and croaks?"

Seeing that the green-clothed young man was dull, the surrounding young men laughed, "Isn't it just a frog?"

"The boy still wants toads and wants to eat swan meat."

"Miss Yanmu doesn't like you, so don't leave."

The man in green was still sitting upright: "I don't know how to make the girl hate me." The girl Yanmu said: "I hate this dog and look down on people, but I still come to this place of fireworks."

Yan Linzheng felt that the tone was so human.

The boy didn't say anything, he turned around and left.

Yan Linzheng just walked over, pulled the woman past her, and ran out the door desperately.

"Have you played enough, Mu Yan?" Yan Linzheng wanted to wipe off the dark circles under her eyes angrily, but she was afraid of getting her clothes dirty.

"I don't know what the young master is doing?" Yanmu said in horror.

At this time, more than a dozen people rushed out.Surrounded by girls Yanmu and Yan Linzheng in the middle.Yan Linzheng just remembered, how could this person be Mu Yichen? His voice is not so thin, his eyes are not so charming, and his hair is always in a mess, covered in front, so that people can't see his face clearly. In his real appearance, only two big rogue eyes are exposed.

Then, he let go of it in embarrassment, and with a big swipe of his hand, it was a piece of 1 taels.

"Tonight, I want Miss Yanmu to accompany me." The old bustard immediately held the 1 taels as if she had found her mother, and her eyes narrowed into a smile: "Yanmu, I still can't serve this girl well. Young master." 1 taels, enough to buy two or three pieces of Wanhualou.

Just one night, 1 taels is just a drop in the bucket for Yan Linzheng, dispensable, it really makes someone envious and angry.

The red curtains, red beaded curtains, and red wedding-like dresses everywhere made Yan Linzheng a little overwhelmed.

"Sit down." He said, taking off his troublesome coat.

Yan Linzheng thought she was asking her to go to bed, but she heard "do it." So, she rushed over excitedly.He gagged the beauty's mouth and kept talking, and then that person also tried his best to cooperate with him, entangled, and even more skilled than him, made him a little dizzy, and unconsciously lay on the bed, fighting.

Then, shady (the following is not suitable for children)

Then, as the rooster crows louder and louder, someone starts exercising all night.

I feel sore all over, and I can't lift my arms.I couldn't even open my eyes, as if it wasn't the girl who was raped, but myself.

Then, looking at the naked beauty with her back turned to him, she still wanted to grab some lecherously, so she slowly slid her hand down, and then the beauty moved slightly and turned around, her eyes wide open. Question: "How was the guest officer last night?"

Silence, absolute silence.Instead of dying in silence, explode in silence.

There was a shocking sound of killing pigs in the private room of Wanhualou, and everyone could hear it, and their mind was turbulent, and they couldn't calm down.It is said that Wanhualou brutally and inhumanly forced good people into prostitution. Some people said yes, could it be that their lives were broken?

So-and-so led someone with a dark face.There is no memory of yesterday in my head.

There was a buzzing in his head: "I was fucked, I was fucked."

Mu Yichen tilted his head and looked at the angry Yan Linzheng, playing with a woman's voice: "My husband is like this, is it because I was too tired yesterday, why don't I make you some tiger penis soup for my wife." After finishing speaking Seeing that Yan Linzheng, who was covered by layers of dark clouds, frowned more and more.I don't know when I brought a tiger whip on my body, took it out, and waved it in front of Yan Linzheng's eyes.

Mu Yichen is so refreshing. Last night, after he knocked him out, he beat him up hard. Then, it was almost morning, he took off his clothes and fell asleep under the quilt. He really believed it. (Attack, attack, Xiaochen, you were born to do it.) Ten years is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge.Yan Linzheng, you used to want to "sex" me, but this time it will come true.

Then, Yan Linzheng had to admit that this incident was his fatal weakness. His Yan Linzheng's first name was actually picked up by a man yesterday. The problem is that he enjoyed it quite a bit, so he must be crazy.