Emperor Gong: The three thousand men in the harem are beautiful men

I straightened my clothes and straightened my hair.It seems that you are always an old birthday star who eats arsenic and thinks you will live a long life. Since you want to be beaten so sincerely, I will beat you mercifully.I walked very slowly, he didn't know what I was going to do?Looking at me with surprise on my face, I took every step very lightly, "Ah~~~~" I didn't expect God to bless the unexpected, and that dead staircase tripped me.

So I rolled down like a beacon wheel, fortunately nothing happened?Although there is a little blood left in the nose, the corners of the mouth are a little black and blue, and the hair is a little messy.Liu Xingju couldn't help laughing out loud: "Wow, haha, I laughed so hard."

He laughed so hard that he couldn't even straighten his waist. Seeing that he would make the enemy's liver and gallbladder burst as soon as he appeared on the stage, it's amazing (go~~~~) Liu Xingju wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and said: "What kind of acrobatics are you performing, haha, I have never seen someone fall so badly, people who don’t know think I ruined you? Hahaha” laugh at your sister, fuck your mother.

Ben Shao's face was full of black lines, until I put a dagger on Liu Xingju: "You tea dregs, today I will get rid of people, you are a scourge." Liu Xingju's expression was a little flustered: "Hero, I have something to say, What are you going to do?" I played with the dagger on his neck and said, "No matter how arrogant you are, why have you turned into a persimmon?" Seeing that I would not let him go, Liu Xingju threatened, "You'd better do it now. Just let me go, otherwise my father won't let you go. My father is the prime minister, who dares to offend you."

I slapped him on the back: "Why don't you let me go?" He coughed a few times and said, "You dare to treat me like this, I can't move now, and sooner or later I will want you, you little white face, a sissy to die for!" A place of burial."

Chen said that he hates these two words when someone scolds him the most in his life.Just as I was about to make a move, those burly men at the door rushed in. No, it is impossible for me to fight these people for a long time with Liu Shao in my arms.

That's the only way~~~~~ I clicked on Liu Shao's acupuncture points, took out a handful of shiny things in my arms and threw them out, those people stopped moving instantly, some people got a few needles on their bodies, Some people are like hedgehogs. (Well, I haven't practiced flying needles at all, so I spread them unevenly) I shuttled among them for fun.

I looked at Eldest Young Master Liu, grinning his teeth, and I had the urge to deal with him. I took out a bottle of medicine from my arms and was about to pour it into Young Master Liu's mouth.

I didn't expect Liu Shao to be able to speak nonsense: "You are a scum, you will be fucked to death sooner or later." But this is also a thorn in my heart, and without hesitation, I poured a bottle of something that I don't know into Liu Shao's. in the mouth.

I pinched the mouth of the bottle proudly and said: "This is called five-day fruit dew. It means that after five days of eating, the intestines will be rotten, and a small tree will grow in the stomach to absorb the nutrients in your body. Five days, then you will die miserably." Young Master Liu said with a pale and trembling face, "You... don't scare... I, I'm doing well now, how could I die?" I smiled. : "After taking this medicine for a few days, there is no reaction. On the fifth day, your head will be pierced by a branch like this." I inserted my finger into the mouth of the bottle, and Young Master Liu was sweating even more.

I unlocked his acupuncture points, and just as I was about to leave, a group of people blocked the door.Before I could react, a person who didn't look like a good guy came in. It turned out that he was the old man Liu who came to arrest his own prodigal son. Fortunately, I was present at the scene, and his son looked domineering. I His face was sluggish, and his appearance seemed to have been ruined.

Father Liu rushed over, saw himself, what he looked like, and looked at his son, "Father, he..." Liu Shaogang was about to say something, but his father blocked his mouth. "You shameless and conspicuous bastard, you dare to touch even the emperor's people. Why is this sentence so wrong?" "Prime Minister, you..." I wanted to explain something, but Mr. Liu would give me an explanation, so he put himself son pulled away.

There was a misunderstanding. The misunderstanding was big. He thought that I was raped by his son.What he said just now was so loud that the whole city probably knew it.

This news became more and more outrageous. Some people said that Liu Shao had moved the emperor's male favourite, and he would not live long.Anyway, there are all kinds of stories, and it has become the topic of street chat for a while?Male pets can't afford to be hurt, why is it always me who gets hurt?