Chapter 99
What this little old man said was exactly Huamanlou, but the news he told them had only two contents. After passing the second hurdle of the consort's selection, you can go to the place where Huamanlou is and rescue him.
It doesn't feel good to be led by the nose like this, Lu Xiaofeng almost quickly realized that what happened just now was a round, a round where he and Luo Nan were willing to participate in this so-called consort competition, the old man saw He looks amiable, but maybe he was once a pervert. Lu Xiaofeng, who has seen Gong Jiu's normal side and abnormal side, has already had a reflex arc on this matter. Although Luo Nan doesn't care about it, Lu Xiaofeng looked at the beef soup. There is a clear alienation.
Occasionally, I still think that this little girl may also have some abnormal side that is not known to everyone.
Our witty beef soup also quickly noticed this, and she responded, just like a little girl flattering someone she likes, choosing the best room for Lu Xiaofeng among all the candidates for the consort, He sent a bowl of hot beef soup every day, and he also showed a different look to him in front of everyone. With nearly half a month's worth of beef soup, Lu Xiaofeng almost vomited from drinking it, but it's okay, the so-called son-in-law The first level of selection is out.
But the topic made the corners of Lu Xiaofeng's mouth twitch fiercely for a long time, Niu Niu Tang wanted them to arrest three people, three people from the martial arts who were said to have had trouble with her, Situ Gang, Black Swallow Luo Fei, and the third let Lu Xiaofeng was a little surprised by the honest monk.
The identities of these three people are very special, but if these candidates are generally selected, they must choose the black swallow Luo Fei and the honest monk. I don’t know how the honest monk provoked this girl. , as long as it can make the three of them suffer a lot, she will let them pass the first level. If someone kills them, they will directly pass the second level to reach the third level.
Lu Xiaofeng felt that the brains of the beef soup were broken, and the people in the martial arts who came to participate with this money were not out of their minds. Who would have nothing to do to kill other martial arts people in the name of earning a son-in-law? This is almost impossible in the martial arts world However, he found that although the faces of those who came to participate were dignified, no one withdrew, and no one raised any objections.
"Haven't they all taken their medicine?" Lu Xiaofeng murmured, stroking his beard.
"No surprise." Luo Nan reached out and rubbed the top of Lu Xiaofeng's hair, and said with a half-smile: "Perhaps you haven't heard a piece of news, but this time the selection of the son-in-law was personally inquired by the emperor. Because of this, once you become a son-in-law, you will be promoted by the emperor, and you will directly become an imperial guard, and you will naturally have a bright future in the temple in the future."
Lu Xiaofeng was dumbfounded. By the way, although the people in the martial arts and the people in the court disliked each other, the two parties also communicated in various ways. Many people in the court liked the people in the martial arts. I also envy the people in the imperial court who have the power to kill and call the wind and rain, which is really a tempting condition.
Lu Xiaofeng wanted to sigh very much, so he did too, "What the hell is Gong Jiu thinking?"
His head is getting bigger, and in his life, what Lu Xiaofeng hates the most is dealing with officials, because although he is a man in the Jianghu, he also admires these housekeepers who protect the people, respects the rule of law, and respects the king, but he is naturally romantic and free. I don't want to be in contact with these things that are too restrictive.
"This kind of person, of course, thinks about how to play the game to satisfy him." Luo Nan simply sat on the eaves next to Lu Xiaofeng, looking at the sunset in the distance, squinting his eyes, "So, who do you plan to be one of them?" Interesting pit, dug in, buried?"
This topic gave Lu Xiaofeng a headache. Situ Gang, the chief bodyguard of Qunying Escort Bureau, he didn't want to touch his Ni Lin. Losing face is a big deal for the bodyguards who walk in the rivers and lakes. The main lightness skill is excellent, but it must be the first choice of all the concubines in the palace. Lu Xiaofeng, who is already a thorn in the eyes of others, is too lazy to compete with these people, so... Honest monk, no one knows this in the martial arts world. The honest monk ranked third, is he really honest? But he has high martial arts skills, and his whereabouts are erratic, so it is difficult for anyone to find him.
"Looks like I have no choice." Lu Xiaofeng said with a wry smile, "Right now, I stab my friend twice. I don't know if I will come back."
Luo Nan glanced at him sideways, and lazily said: "No one but me would dare to interfere with you. I will chop off the roots of his descendants."
Lu Xiaofeng's expression was blank for a moment, and the next moment, he rushed towards Luonan, quickly and swiftly threw him down to the ground with him, and punched Luonan fiercely in the stomach with his fist, and then received a slight slap between his eyebrows. A gentle and playful kiss.
Pushing Luo Nan's mouth away with one hand, Lu Xiaofeng put on a serious expression, "Speaking seriously, besides the unreliable whip, does Gong Jiu have any other weaknesses?"
Luo Nan lay lazily on the ground, wrapped his hands around Lu Xiaofeng's waist, thinking, "Weakness... Shaman's body, Ximen Chuuxue's sword, Xiaofenghuang's teasing... "After counting the incidents that made Gong Jiu suffer in the original book, and seeing Lu Xiaofeng's twitching corners of his mouth, a smile flashed in his eyes, "Well, Gong Jiu has such a problem that makes him sleep day and night, it's a big one. The reason is because of the shadow of childhood, so children's education is very important, I guess when the little doll of Ximen's family grows up, it must be an iceberg."
Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
Can he say that he unconsciously thinks of Ximen Chuixue's Bingshan face and the young Ximen Bingshan's face, put together, it's cute and funny.
"Speaking of which, Ximen said that he wants me to be his son's godfather." Lu Xiaofeng propped himself up and sat beside him, "When this matter is over, I must go and see my little nephew."
"Enn." Luo Nan nodded seriously, "I'm also going to see if my little apprentice has been taught by Ximen Chuuxue to become a new generation of iceberg."
Little apprentice, Lu Xiaofeng glanced at Luo Nan and sneered, "Just dream."
"Okay, then I'll hurry up and dream." Luo Nan got up quickly, pulled Lu Xiaofeng up and imprisoned him in his arms, jumped into the room from the window, rolled onto the bed like flying, and was dragged and rolled on the bed together. Lu Xiaofeng immediately felt a pain in his back when he was on the bed, and looked at Luo Nan vigilantly, "Don't forget that the beef soup will come to give me beef soup every day."
This sentence is simply a tongue twister.
"It doesn't matter." Luonan took a bite of Little Phoenix's face, "I don't think beef soup is interested in boiling Little Phoenix, she won't jump into the water and drown herself."
Obviously confident, Lu Xiaofeng's teeth were itchy, he suddenly exerted force, and bit back, the two big men were as sweet as sugar, as greasy as birds, you pecked over, I pecked over, the bird's nest was soon steaming and steaming Make a boundless soup, gurgling and boiling.
In the end, with Luo Nan's permanent overwhelming victory, he gnawed on Lu Xiaofeng's sexy abdominal muscles and elastic soft buttocks, and released it happily.
After the lingering rhyme, Lu Xiaofeng turned over, suppressed Luonan, and continued to counterattack without slackening at all. Unfortunately, he still failed, and the red and swollen little chrysanthemum slowly fell into a deep sleep with tears in his eyes. He lit the oil lamp, hugged Lu Xiaofeng in his arms, and looked at the eaves above his head thoughtfully. It seemed that Gong Jiu would either cruelly torture Shaman and Xiaoyu when he went back tonight, or he would be tortured by beef soup. Severely sadistic.
Now Gong Jiu's matter is not considered the most urgent matter, although it can be regarded as a sword hanging over his head, he once teased Gong Jiu to make him make a fool of himself in front of so many people. There is no hope that Jiuhui will let Luonan Yima go, so the confrontation with Gong Jiu is a matter of time, but the most important thing right now is to ensure the safety of Huamanlou. Early the next morning, Lu Xiaofeng So he took Luonan on the road to find the honest monk.
The honest monk is honest or not.
Standing at the door of the brothel, Lu Xiaofeng was melancholy held by Luo Nan's waist and carried him to the eaves, glanced at Luo Nan, and began to worry about how to make the honest monk unlucky.
"What's the bad luck for a monk with all six senses?" Lu Xiaofeng thought one after another, but he denied one after another, "He is dishonest. You give him wine and meat, and you talk about sins, but you may not be able to do it." Make him look bad and feel unlucky."
Luo Nan embraced Liu Hai'er with his hands, and said casually: "He will feel unlucky when he meets you."
In the side room under the eaves, there is an honest monk obediently eating steamed buns, accompanied by a beautiful girl. Although he is accompanied by a beautiful girl, the monk is wearing an old and greasy rag cassock, far away from the girl. Looking at the beautiful and delicious girl, she gnawed on the steamed buns, and there was still a satisfied smile on Yuanyuan's face. She didn't know whether she was happy that the steamed buns were delicious, or that the girl was beautiful.
What is he happy about?
Lu Xiaofeng thought about it and asked the same question.
The honest monk immediately fell off the stool, and without further ado, he packed up all the steamed buns and was about to run away, but was soon blocked by Lu Xiaofeng, who looked at the honest monk curiously, and asked, "Honestly!" What bad thing did the monk do, why did he run away as soon as he saw me?"
"The honest monk never does bad things, it's just that the four eyebrows come to you, it must not be a good thing." The honest monk looked at Lu Xiaofeng worriedly, as if he had caused him so much trouble and made him so unlucky.
Lu Xiaofeng was a little depressed, looked up at the roof, and shouted: "Luonan, why don't you come down and stand on the roof waiting to be air-dried?"
Well, if Xiao Fenghuang is sullen, someone has to take care of it.Luo Nan touched his nose, turned in through the window, jumped onto the table in two or three steps and sat down cross-legged, poured two cups of tea, handed one to Lu Xiaofeng, took two sips of one, and the pretty girl had already seen that she was out of control. Well, sneak away.
"Under the sun and the moon, people's hearts are not ancient." The honest monk clasped his hands together and sighed.
"My little girl, you still expect to die in love for an old monk like you, but you are a monk who comes to a brothel, and you are under the sun and moon, and your heart is not ancient." Lu Xiaofeng did not have the love of his compatriots to poke the honest monk's back. It's just that his mission is not, he looked at the honest monk, and said with a smile: "Do you know why we came to you?"
The honest monk looked at Lu Xiaofeng, then at Luonan, and murmured: "It's strange, there is only one son-in-law, and it can't be divided into your half and mine, why do you still have a piece? There is no such thing as a love rival's meeting, and there is no sign of jealousy. "
This is because they committed adultery two mornings ago.
"Don't talk about it." Lu Xiaofeng interrupted the honest monk, also thinking about his friendship with him, showing an embarrassed expression, "You also know that King Taiping is choosing a son-in-law, and you must know the conditions given by the princess, so... …”
"The little rooster wants to marry the little hen, what's the matter with the monk?" The honest monk stared at him and immediately retorted loudly.
Let the honest monk go on, Luonan will definitely be jealous, Lu Xiaofeng glanced at Luonan who was gnawing on melon seeds, and sighed, "I am not a little rooster, and the little hen doesn't care about my business, but I can only feel sorry for the matter of choosing a son-in-law, and I will return it to you in the future."
The final result is that Lu Xiaofeng alone easily captured the honest monk alive, which is not surprising, compared to the original book, Lu Xiaofeng's current force has at least doubled.
"Are you angry?" Lu Xiaofeng asked, looking at the honest monk tied to the donkey cart by him.
"Don't get angry, the honest monk never gets angry, if you are angry, you will violate the precepts, the honest monk just wants to eat the steamed buns and lotus roots." Looking at the expression on the honest monk's face, he probably wants to treat the steamed buns and lotus roots as Lu Xiaofeng's head, and chew on his limbs .
Lu Xiaofeng turned his head and stopped looking at the honest monk. He was afraid that he couldn't help but let him go. After all, he didn't have a deep relationship with him, so Lu Xiaofeng wouldn't get along with Sikong Zhaixing and dig each other brazenly, "Then what are we going to do now? What to do? How to make him unlucky, who knows what standard the beef soup will be."
However, since it was Gong Jiuming's game, the two protagonists would definitely not get yellow cards, but if they accidentally fouled, Huamanlou would definitely be unlucky in the end.
"She drank too much beef soup, maybe she wants to change the taste, eat steamed buns, let's take the honest monk back." Luo Nan didn't intend to come up with some interesting ways to make the honest monk unlucky, he saw It can be seen that Lu Xiaofeng felt ashamed, and it seemed that the dishonesty of the honest monk had to be exposed. He was also thinking about making Lu Xiaofeng make fewer friends in the future. Having too many friends is useless, but they will all succeed. trouble.
Anyway, Ximen Chuixue, Sikong Zhaixing, and flowers all over the building are enough for Lu Xiaofeng to play mahjong for four.
Taking the honest monk back, the beef soup put on airs like a princess, looked at the honest monk coldly, "This annoying monk was captured by you, I can't think of a way to vent my anger for a while, help me think about it Sample?"
Luo Nan and Lu Xiaofeng who were being questioned looked at each other, Lu Xiaofeng felt distressed, and looked at the honest monk, "I don't know how he, a dishonest monk, offended the princess?"
"I personally serve him the beef soup, but he doesn't drink it." The beef soup said righteously: "Tell me if he is too much."
"Amitabha, monks don't eat meat. Eating meat is a violation of the precept." The honest monk clasped his hands together and looked at the beef soup with a smile. "The princess likes to invite people to eat beef soup. The monk can catch thousands of people and ask the princess to feed them."
"I don't want it." The beef soup raised his left eyebrow, "Not everyone is qualified to drink my beef soup."
Anyone can see the murderous look in Niu Tang's eyes, Lu Xiaofeng looked worriedly at the honest monk talking with Niu Tang, then glanced back at Luo Nan, he actually knew that Luo Nan must have a way to solve this trouble, but he He didn't want Luo Nan alone, he wanted to work hard himself, maybe it was really the pride of a big man, but if Lu Xiaofeng couldn't even do this, Lu Xiaofeng wouldn't be the Lu Xiaofeng who made Luo Nan tempted.
"I came up with a good idea." Lu Xiaofeng said, "Since he doesn't eat the rice cooked by the princess, how about letting him taste the feeling of being hungry and hanging him with a little food every day until the princess calms down?" Actually, What he was thinking was until he found Huamanlou, but of course he couldn't be stupid enough to say that directly, anyway, the honest monk has been practicing penance and eating steamed buns, and nothing will happen if he starves for a few days.
The honest monk was still grinning, and obviously had no fear of this way of venting his anger.
Beef soup glanced at him, "I don't think there's anything interesting about it."
"Of course it's not interesting." Luo Nan put his arm lazily on Lu Xiaofeng's shoulder, and said with a smile, "Since he is a monk, he doesn't eat meat, and he is not close to beauty, why don't the princess lock him up with these things and get close to him?" It’s more interesting to be close at hand and far away in the world.”
Hearing the beef soup, he immediately clapped and applauded with wide-eyed smiles.
She agreed, and the honest monk also bowed his head and left with the beef soup.
Lu Xiaofeng immediately turned around and grabbed Luo Nan's nose, "Why are you so mean, honest monk, I'm afraid you will be mad at you to death."
"I'm not doing this for your own good. Hua Man Lou and Honest Monk, how would you choose?" Luo Nan remained motionless, letting him grab his nose, with the corners of his lips raised, with a monstrous smile on his brows, and his fingers circled around him. With black hair, he intentionally rubbed against Lu Xiaofeng's earlobe ambiguously.
"It's really strange what you're asking." Lu Xiaofeng would never answer such a question, and Luo Nan's eyes looked a little dangerous.
Luo Nan stretched out his hand to pinch Lu Xiaofeng's cheek, "Tell me, maybe I'd better make you feel a little bit of a crisis, so as to draw all your attention back."
Lu Xiaofeng thought about it quickly, and immediately said: "No need, you just need to concentrate on seducing me."
"Seduce." Luo Nan raised the corners of his lips, took Lu Xiaofeng's hand, casually tore open the skirt of his shirt, stuffed it inside, touched his chest down, and deliberately emphasized his tone, "Little Phoenix, tell me how I want to seduce you." Woolen cloth?"
"Wait, wait." Lu Xiaofeng pushed Luonan away in a 'shocked face', in broad daylight, why not be so open, there are guards standing beside him watching his heart, Lu Xiaofeng quickly found out something serious , "I don't know how many people have passed this level. Let's go and find out. By the way, we can see where Huamanlou is locked up in the next level."
There are not many people who have passed this test, and there are about four or five left behind. Their scheming and martial arts are not bad. Facing the two people who are more hateful in the selection of the son-in-law, they answered politely. Their question, although they are very strange, how come these two people who are looked at differently by the princess don't even know this question.
"Going to sea." Lu Xiaofeng pulled his beard and grimaced, "Why is this game so big?" Lu Xiaofeng, who likes adventure, didn't like this kind of game for the first time. Not to mention the life of his friend, he had to face such a Abnormal boss.
"It's okay, I'm going to sea for tourism, it's summer, the beach is sunny, the waves are blue and the sky is blue, um, it's good." Luonan still has a good impression of the natural bay, although the last time he went to Chuliuxiang World, he didn't think much of it. Play happily, this time with Lu Xiaofeng, we must have a good time.
Do you want it to be the same as traveling, so there is no sense of crisis!Lu Xiaofeng looked at him speechlessly, his heart was full of melancholy, the husband and wife are too powerful, it is also a kind of pressure.
Then soon a servant came over and brought the words of the princess, "Is the son-in-law hungry? Let's have a meal together at noon. I will cook the best food yourself. Your favorite food, okay? You must give me some face." oh."
In such a situation, Lu Xiaofeng had no reason to refuse to go, and then looked at the majestic and indifferent King Taiping, the gentle and elegant prince of Taiping Prince, and the delicate and lovely Princess Taiping Prince with a blank expression on his face. Tang came alone, what a mistake, what a mistake!Women really can't believe it!
Luonan sat at the table calmly, and glanced at the food on the table. They were indeed all their favorite food, such as Dinghu Shangsu, drunken chicken, cold tofu, etc. There was also a jar of good food that I didn't know buried. Zhuyeqing, who had just been unsealed for so many years, can be regarded as being treated like an emperor, took a mouthful of Dinghu Shangsu with white jade chopsticks and put it into Lu Xiaofeng's bowl.
The latter was talking to King Taiping, perhaps because of the incident at the top of the Forbidden City last time, King Taiping was somewhat interested in Lu Xiaofeng.
The chopsticks interrupted their conversation, Lu Xiaofeng looked at Luonan with enthusiasm, this guy really doesn't care about status at all, he sighed, and gave King Taiping a slight apology smiled, and put Dinghu Shangsu into his stomach. In fact, he was quite hungry.
However, this long section actually caused King Taiping to leave the stage indifferently. Maybe he came to this banquet just to join in the fun?
After King Taiping left with a lot of court affairs, the meal became more interesting. After Luonan, the beef soup scooped up a bowl of beef soup for each of them. Gong Jiu was the first to get a bowl, followed by Lu Xiaofeng, and finally Luonan , it can be seen how the three of them are ranked in Niu Niu Tang's heart. The problem is, Luo Nan glanced at Gong Jiu, and Gong Jiu looked back at Luo Nan with a rosy complexion, smiling gently and gracefully, "My son-in-law, what's the problem? "
The son-in-law barked really nicely, Lu Xiaofeng's chopsticks almost fell into the dish, his face turned black, this Gong Jiu simply regarded himself as a princess and Luo Nan as a son-in-law.
"I'm more curious." Luo Nan said leisurely: "Do you like more needles, or more whips?"
Niu Niu Tang looked at Luo Nan with a bad expression immediately, and his favorability dropped to a negative number, but Gong Jiu's lips curled up in an extraordinary manner, and the corners of his eyes were flushed, but his eyes were calm. It seems that Niu Niu Tang has He was very full, "Of course I like more whips, especially that time...that one."
"My son's liking is really different from ordinary people." Lu Xiaofeng interjected dryly.
Gong Jiu opened the folding fan, looked at Lu Xiaofeng, squinted his cold silhouette with a charming smile, and said, "It's just been a long time no see, why is Lu Xiaofeng so unfamiliar with my son, I'm sorry I'll be hurt."
In view of the degree of shock resistance, he still wants to keep Gong Jiu as a pet.Luo Nan drank a glass of wine, full of regretful thoughts.
"Hehe." Lu Xiaofeng smiled expressionlessly, but didn't say anything further.
Gong Jiu calmly put back the face that could be slapped, and looked at Luonan with a smile, "This time, the fleet I bought will go to sea, but the small island is not under my command, so the lives of the few are worth a lot. , I really can’t guarantee it, so everyone who is willing to board the ship must sign an agreement.”
"Oh, I don't know how many people signed this agreement?" Lu Xiaofeng said, glanced at the beef soup, how many people would die for this woman's charm and the royal family's favor.
"Of course, even those who failed to pass the first test are begging to sign this agreement." Gong Jiu smiled slightly, "Those people are not qualified to go to that island, nor are they qualified to be my sister's husband." Tang cooperated with a shy smile, this girl's acting skills are not covered, it's really hard to see that she is also a pervert with a twisted heart.
"Since that's the case, the two of us will naturally not refuse this agreement." Lu Xiaofeng simply stood up, and he didn't eat much from the table. He was about to drag Luo Nan away to go to another place to sacrifice to the Wu Zang Temple, and left a sentence Say, "Next time, see you on the boat."
Going to sea is very troublesome, but for the powerful King Taiping, it is no problem. Everyone here does not have to work on their own, just wait patiently for the fleet to be sorted out, and then go to sea. You can see crabs crawling across, crawling over, and then accidentally tripping over a big conch, with their feet upside down.
Luonan picked up the conch, wiped off the sand and dust, put it in his ear to listen to the whistling sea breeze, and then left casually, completely ignoring the poor crab trying to turn over on its back. Anyway, after a period of hard work, it It will still be taken away by the high tide sea water, but why are you so bad, Luonan?
Not far away is a rock soaked in sea water, oh no, it is Yue Yang standing on the rock.
Luo Nan narrowed his eyes slightly, looking at this young man who was evaluated as somewhat similar to Lu Xiaofeng in the original novel, the wheat-colored skin under the open skirt was full of attention, after a long while, the young man turned his head and looked at Luo Xiaofeng coldly. Nan, opened his mouth and said, "Ninth Young Master likes you."
He called Gong Jiu the ninth son, not the eldest son.
Luo Nan lazily turned his face to the side, letting the sea breeze blow his messy bangs to both sides, revealing his face again, he didn't even bother to push it away with his hands, and of course he didn't bother to respond to Yue Yang's words, neither did the boy. Caring, he just said to himself: "But I don't like you."
So, what's the deal with this scenario?Ronan narrowed his eyes, wanting to yawn.
The boy began to conclude, "So I will definitely kill you."
"Oh." Luo Nan nodded very face-saving, and a smile appeared in his lazy narrow eyes, "Then you come to the night attack tonight, remember to clean up for nothing." After finishing speaking, he walked away, Lu Xiaofeng Still waiting for him to go back for dinner.
Yue Yang: "?"
When you come to the seaside, of course you have to eat seafood. Lu Xiaofeng threw the two big fat fishes he caught from the sea onto the stone surface and dissected them. He is still very good at this kind of craft. , in addition to the conch in his hand, there is also a big lobster, and the beard is half a meter long.
Under the sunshine on the beach, both of them were more casual. Lu Xiaofeng rolled up his trouser legs above his knees, wore a single shirt, and put on a straw hat in a down-to-earth manner. He poured a glass of water on his face, and immediately, the pretty and delicious little Phoenix It's out of the oven.
Luo Nan's eyes darkened, he threw the lobster and the two fishes together, walked up to Lu Xiaofeng, leaned over, and licked the water droplets on the little Phoenix's face with his tongue bit by bit, the elastic skin had a good taste It made people linger, until it reached his chest, Luo Nan was pushed away by Lu Xiaofeng who was panting heavily.
Lu Xiaofeng's ears turned red, and he cursed: "I'm almost starving to death, can you pay attention to the priorities."
Who said they want to eat a seafood feast, so they arrived now on an empty stomach, Luonan squatted speechlessly, tidied up the very primitive and ancient grill, stopped in satisfaction, lit the fire, and took a look at it Lu Xiaofeng, who was still busy over there, secretly stuffed a few pieces of charcoal into the kindling, the original firewood was too easy to consume, and would run out in a while, Luo Nan didn't want to accompany Lu Xiaofeng to find firewood halfway.
The feeling of barbecue is relaxed and comfortable, which is what tourism should be like.
"Don't worry about it, let it mature slowly." Luo Nan, who had never experienced such a leisure time, lay down contentedly, rubbing his fingers playfully against Lu Xiaofeng's waist, and the romantic sound of sea water was in his ears. It is really easy for people to relax and forget the pain of the past. Luonan looked at the horizon in the distance, and for the first time, he did not feel tense for his own relaxation. He is always used to living like a madman all the time. .
"What do you eat when it's burnt?" Although Lu Xiaofeng said so, he quickly lay down next to Luonan, found a cool stone on the back of his feet, and stretched out his hand to pat off the mischievous fingers on his waist , close your eyes, "I wake up from sleep, you look at the fish."
The problem is not what to eat when it is burnt, but how to continue playing if there is a storm later.
Luo Nan looked sideways at Lu Xiaofeng, his long and narrow eyes seemed to be slightly squinted because of the glare of the sun, those eyes were often deep and sparkling, so people would mistake his affection, he was never an affectionate person , the most affectionate thing is just to slash people and find friends with sex.
Really should send little phoenix to the west.
Luonan thought so in his heart, but there was no warning that the system would prompt at all, so it seemed that even the idea just now would not come true. He came down to the sky and yawned lazily, it doesn't matter if the weather is not beautiful, Lu Xiaofeng is always an exception, because he is there to help him live beautifully all day long.
When Lu Xiaofeng opened his eyes, the wind and rain were raging outside, and the world was still quiet. Of course, this strange phenomenon is no longer the point. The grilled fish was placed on the slate still warm, and the lobster was peeled. Hull, the fresh white meat is sprinkled with chili powder, no matter how you look at it, it makes your mouth water.
"Don't try to eat alone!—" Lu Xiaofeng yelled, and when Luo Nan picked up the lobster to deliberately tease him, he jumped on it, his eyelashes fluttered, and it was a fleeting throbbing.
The torrential rain lasted for several days, slowing down the itinerary, and the sweltering weather was really disturbing. All the candidates for the son-in-law were kidnapped by the beef soup and went to a certain place called the Fox Den to play dice. Only two of them remained silent. Moving, bored in the room, doing it in the dark, the days are too leisurely, it is also a kind of busyness.
Lu Xiaofeng bitterly rejected the servant next to Beef Soup again, before he could turn his head, he was carried directly onto the table, the violent impact like a sea wave immediately made Little Phoenix dizzy, and while young and crazy, Little Phoenix started Seriously doubting this sentence, and marked with a heavy cross, his waist is about to break!
But surprisingly, during this period of time, in the hearts of the two of them, they were actually very harmonious.
Lu Xiaofeng was originally a flirtatious man, flirtatious everywhere, and had a strong sexual desire, especially in Luonan. Due to the practicality of spiritual power and the operability of Little Phoenix's flexibility, they played a variety of tricks. It's not boring at all to pass the time on a rainy day, with such a high degree of cooperation, but the blushing and heartbeat make people know the taste to a bastard level.
But this kind of cozy little days ended when Yue Yang personally came to the door.
The cold boy looked like he was breaking through an empty door when he came up, but unfortunately, Lu Xiaofeng pinched Luo Nan's thigh fiercely, and the latter blocked the door with his thoughts knowingly, raised his eyebrows at Xiao Fenghuang, and calmly bent over Kiss sealed.
Yue Yang stood patiently at the door, his cold tone hardly changed, "Did the two get up?"
This repeater is average, Lu Xiaofeng twitched the corners of his mouth, still put on his clothes and went to open the door.
Yue Yang ignored all kinds of bruises and purple marks on Lu Xiaofeng's neck, cheeks, earlobes, arms, and calves, and said coldly: "Miss Shaman, please go and play dice."
Sharman?Lu Xiaofeng was quite impressed with this foreign woman. Hearing the sound of footsteps, he turned his head to look at Luonan. Luonan was slowly walking over, and the corners of Yue Yang's eyes twitched fiercely. Hickey marks, pinch marks? The point is, what is the situation with this series of tooth marks all over the place?
Lu Xiaofeng turned a blind eye to these things, looked at Yue Yang, scratched his hair, "Okay, we'll go in a while."
Yue Yang was affirmed, turned around and left immediately, this was the first time for the young man who had been trying to complete the task perfectly, not participating in the whole process, staring at the two people to the fox's den.
"Why did you agree?" Luo Nan lazily leaned against the door, watching Lu Xiaofeng return to the house, sitting by the table, pouring a cup of herbal tea into his stomach.
Lu Xiaofeng glanced at him, and said: "After so much trouble, Gong Jiu finally couldn't bear it anymore. Shaman is Gong Jiu's woman. Since she asked us to go there, there must be something to gain."
The author has something to say: The next chapter should still have such a word count~ I have entered the sweet period and I find that I can still write a warm little life~~~haha
What this little old man said was exactly Huamanlou, but the news he told them had only two contents. After passing the second hurdle of the consort's selection, you can go to the place where Huamanlou is and rescue him.
It doesn't feel good to be led by the nose like this, Lu Xiaofeng almost quickly realized that what happened just now was a round, a round where he and Luo Nan were willing to participate in this so-called consort competition, the old man saw He looks amiable, but maybe he was once a pervert. Lu Xiaofeng, who has seen Gong Jiu's normal side and abnormal side, has already had a reflex arc on this matter. Although Luo Nan doesn't care about it, Lu Xiaofeng looked at the beef soup. There is a clear alienation.
Occasionally, I still think that this little girl may also have some abnormal side that is not known to everyone.
Our witty beef soup also quickly noticed this, and she responded, just like a little girl flattering someone she likes, choosing the best room for Lu Xiaofeng among all the candidates for the consort, He sent a bowl of hot beef soup every day, and he also showed a different look to him in front of everyone. With nearly half a month's worth of beef soup, Lu Xiaofeng almost vomited from drinking it, but it's okay, the so-called son-in-law The first level of selection is out.
But the topic made the corners of Lu Xiaofeng's mouth twitch fiercely for a long time, Niu Niu Tang wanted them to arrest three people, three people from the martial arts who were said to have had trouble with her, Situ Gang, Black Swallow Luo Fei, and the third let Lu Xiaofeng was a little surprised by the honest monk.
The identities of these three people are very special, but if these candidates are generally selected, they must choose the black swallow Luo Fei and the honest monk. I don’t know how the honest monk provoked this girl. , as long as it can make the three of them suffer a lot, she will let them pass the first level. If someone kills them, they will directly pass the second level to reach the third level.
Lu Xiaofeng felt that the brains of the beef soup were broken, and the people in the martial arts who came to participate with this money were not out of their minds. Who would have nothing to do to kill other martial arts people in the name of earning a son-in-law? This is almost impossible in the martial arts world However, he found that although the faces of those who came to participate were dignified, no one withdrew, and no one raised any objections.
"Haven't they all taken their medicine?" Lu Xiaofeng murmured, stroking his beard.
"No surprise." Luo Nan reached out and rubbed the top of Lu Xiaofeng's hair, and said with a half-smile: "Perhaps you haven't heard a piece of news, but this time the selection of the son-in-law was personally inquired by the emperor. Because of this, once you become a son-in-law, you will be promoted by the emperor, and you will directly become an imperial guard, and you will naturally have a bright future in the temple in the future."
Lu Xiaofeng was dumbfounded. By the way, although the people in the martial arts and the people in the court disliked each other, the two parties also communicated in various ways. Many people in the court liked the people in the martial arts. I also envy the people in the imperial court who have the power to kill and call the wind and rain, which is really a tempting condition.
Lu Xiaofeng wanted to sigh very much, so he did too, "What the hell is Gong Jiu thinking?"
His head is getting bigger, and in his life, what Lu Xiaofeng hates the most is dealing with officials, because although he is a man in the Jianghu, he also admires these housekeepers who protect the people, respects the rule of law, and respects the king, but he is naturally romantic and free. I don't want to be in contact with these things that are too restrictive.
"This kind of person, of course, thinks about how to play the game to satisfy him." Luo Nan simply sat on the eaves next to Lu Xiaofeng, looking at the sunset in the distance, squinting his eyes, "So, who do you plan to be one of them?" Interesting pit, dug in, buried?"
This topic gave Lu Xiaofeng a headache. Situ Gang, the chief bodyguard of Qunying Escort Bureau, he didn't want to touch his Ni Lin. Losing face is a big deal for the bodyguards who walk in the rivers and lakes. The main lightness skill is excellent, but it must be the first choice of all the concubines in the palace. Lu Xiaofeng, who is already a thorn in the eyes of others, is too lazy to compete with these people, so... Honest monk, no one knows this in the martial arts world. The honest monk ranked third, is he really honest? But he has high martial arts skills, and his whereabouts are erratic, so it is difficult for anyone to find him.
"Looks like I have no choice." Lu Xiaofeng said with a wry smile, "Right now, I stab my friend twice. I don't know if I will come back."
Luo Nan glanced at him sideways, and lazily said: "No one but me would dare to interfere with you. I will chop off the roots of his descendants."
Lu Xiaofeng's expression was blank for a moment, and the next moment, he rushed towards Luonan, quickly and swiftly threw him down to the ground with him, and punched Luonan fiercely in the stomach with his fist, and then received a slight slap between his eyebrows. A gentle and playful kiss.
Pushing Luo Nan's mouth away with one hand, Lu Xiaofeng put on a serious expression, "Speaking seriously, besides the unreliable whip, does Gong Jiu have any other weaknesses?"
Luo Nan lay lazily on the ground, wrapped his hands around Lu Xiaofeng's waist, thinking, "Weakness... Shaman's body, Ximen Chuuxue's sword, Xiaofenghuang's teasing... "After counting the incidents that made Gong Jiu suffer in the original book, and seeing Lu Xiaofeng's twitching corners of his mouth, a smile flashed in his eyes, "Well, Gong Jiu has such a problem that makes him sleep day and night, it's a big one. The reason is because of the shadow of childhood, so children's education is very important, I guess when the little doll of Ximen's family grows up, it must be an iceberg."
Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
Can he say that he unconsciously thinks of Ximen Chuixue's Bingshan face and the young Ximen Bingshan's face, put together, it's cute and funny.
"Speaking of which, Ximen said that he wants me to be his son's godfather." Lu Xiaofeng propped himself up and sat beside him, "When this matter is over, I must go and see my little nephew."
"Enn." Luo Nan nodded seriously, "I'm also going to see if my little apprentice has been taught by Ximen Chuuxue to become a new generation of iceberg."
Little apprentice, Lu Xiaofeng glanced at Luo Nan and sneered, "Just dream."
"Okay, then I'll hurry up and dream." Luo Nan got up quickly, pulled Lu Xiaofeng up and imprisoned him in his arms, jumped into the room from the window, rolled onto the bed like flying, and was dragged and rolled on the bed together. Lu Xiaofeng immediately felt a pain in his back when he was on the bed, and looked at Luo Nan vigilantly, "Don't forget that the beef soup will come to give me beef soup every day."
This sentence is simply a tongue twister.
"It doesn't matter." Luonan took a bite of Little Phoenix's face, "I don't think beef soup is interested in boiling Little Phoenix, she won't jump into the water and drown herself."
Obviously confident, Lu Xiaofeng's teeth were itchy, he suddenly exerted force, and bit back, the two big men were as sweet as sugar, as greasy as birds, you pecked over, I pecked over, the bird's nest was soon steaming and steaming Make a boundless soup, gurgling and boiling.
In the end, with Luo Nan's permanent overwhelming victory, he gnawed on Lu Xiaofeng's sexy abdominal muscles and elastic soft buttocks, and released it happily.
After the lingering rhyme, Lu Xiaofeng turned over, suppressed Luonan, and continued to counterattack without slackening at all. Unfortunately, he still failed, and the red and swollen little chrysanthemum slowly fell into a deep sleep with tears in his eyes. He lit the oil lamp, hugged Lu Xiaofeng in his arms, and looked at the eaves above his head thoughtfully. It seemed that Gong Jiu would either cruelly torture Shaman and Xiaoyu when he went back tonight, or he would be tortured by beef soup. Severely sadistic.
Now Gong Jiu's matter is not considered the most urgent matter, although it can be regarded as a sword hanging over his head, he once teased Gong Jiu to make him make a fool of himself in front of so many people. There is no hope that Jiuhui will let Luonan Yima go, so the confrontation with Gong Jiu is a matter of time, but the most important thing right now is to ensure the safety of Huamanlou. Early the next morning, Lu Xiaofeng So he took Luonan on the road to find the honest monk.
The honest monk is honest or not.
Standing at the door of the brothel, Lu Xiaofeng was melancholy held by Luo Nan's waist and carried him to the eaves, glanced at Luo Nan, and began to worry about how to make the honest monk unlucky.
"What's the bad luck for a monk with all six senses?" Lu Xiaofeng thought one after another, but he denied one after another, "He is dishonest. You give him wine and meat, and you talk about sins, but you may not be able to do it." Make him look bad and feel unlucky."
Luo Nan embraced Liu Hai'er with his hands, and said casually: "He will feel unlucky when he meets you."
In the side room under the eaves, there is an honest monk obediently eating steamed buns, accompanied by a beautiful girl. Although he is accompanied by a beautiful girl, the monk is wearing an old and greasy rag cassock, far away from the girl. Looking at the beautiful and delicious girl, she gnawed on the steamed buns, and there was still a satisfied smile on Yuanyuan's face. She didn't know whether she was happy that the steamed buns were delicious, or that the girl was beautiful.
What is he happy about?
Lu Xiaofeng thought about it and asked the same question.
The honest monk immediately fell off the stool, and without further ado, he packed up all the steamed buns and was about to run away, but was soon blocked by Lu Xiaofeng, who looked at the honest monk curiously, and asked, "Honestly!" What bad thing did the monk do, why did he run away as soon as he saw me?"
"The honest monk never does bad things, it's just that the four eyebrows come to you, it must not be a good thing." The honest monk looked at Lu Xiaofeng worriedly, as if he had caused him so much trouble and made him so unlucky.
Lu Xiaofeng was a little depressed, looked up at the roof, and shouted: "Luonan, why don't you come down and stand on the roof waiting to be air-dried?"
Well, if Xiao Fenghuang is sullen, someone has to take care of it.Luo Nan touched his nose, turned in through the window, jumped onto the table in two or three steps and sat down cross-legged, poured two cups of tea, handed one to Lu Xiaofeng, took two sips of one, and the pretty girl had already seen that she was out of control. Well, sneak away.
"Under the sun and the moon, people's hearts are not ancient." The honest monk clasped his hands together and sighed.
"My little girl, you still expect to die in love for an old monk like you, but you are a monk who comes to a brothel, and you are under the sun and moon, and your heart is not ancient." Lu Xiaofeng did not have the love of his compatriots to poke the honest monk's back. It's just that his mission is not, he looked at the honest monk, and said with a smile: "Do you know why we came to you?"
The honest monk looked at Lu Xiaofeng, then at Luonan, and murmured: "It's strange, there is only one son-in-law, and it can't be divided into your half and mine, why do you still have a piece? There is no such thing as a love rival's meeting, and there is no sign of jealousy. "
This is because they committed adultery two mornings ago.
"Don't talk about it." Lu Xiaofeng interrupted the honest monk, also thinking about his friendship with him, showing an embarrassed expression, "You also know that King Taiping is choosing a son-in-law, and you must know the conditions given by the princess, so... …”
"The little rooster wants to marry the little hen, what's the matter with the monk?" The honest monk stared at him and immediately retorted loudly.
Let the honest monk go on, Luonan will definitely be jealous, Lu Xiaofeng glanced at Luonan who was gnawing on melon seeds, and sighed, "I am not a little rooster, and the little hen doesn't care about my business, but I can only feel sorry for the matter of choosing a son-in-law, and I will return it to you in the future."
The final result is that Lu Xiaofeng alone easily captured the honest monk alive, which is not surprising, compared to the original book, Lu Xiaofeng's current force has at least doubled.
"Are you angry?" Lu Xiaofeng asked, looking at the honest monk tied to the donkey cart by him.
"Don't get angry, the honest monk never gets angry, if you are angry, you will violate the precepts, the honest monk just wants to eat the steamed buns and lotus roots." Looking at the expression on the honest monk's face, he probably wants to treat the steamed buns and lotus roots as Lu Xiaofeng's head, and chew on his limbs .
Lu Xiaofeng turned his head and stopped looking at the honest monk. He was afraid that he couldn't help but let him go. After all, he didn't have a deep relationship with him, so Lu Xiaofeng wouldn't get along with Sikong Zhaixing and dig each other brazenly, "Then what are we going to do now? What to do? How to make him unlucky, who knows what standard the beef soup will be."
However, since it was Gong Jiuming's game, the two protagonists would definitely not get yellow cards, but if they accidentally fouled, Huamanlou would definitely be unlucky in the end.
"She drank too much beef soup, maybe she wants to change the taste, eat steamed buns, let's take the honest monk back." Luo Nan didn't intend to come up with some interesting ways to make the honest monk unlucky, he saw It can be seen that Lu Xiaofeng felt ashamed, and it seemed that the dishonesty of the honest monk had to be exposed. He was also thinking about making Lu Xiaofeng make fewer friends in the future. Having too many friends is useless, but they will all succeed. trouble.
Anyway, Ximen Chuixue, Sikong Zhaixing, and flowers all over the building are enough for Lu Xiaofeng to play mahjong for four.
Taking the honest monk back, the beef soup put on airs like a princess, looked at the honest monk coldly, "This annoying monk was captured by you, I can't think of a way to vent my anger for a while, help me think about it Sample?"
Luo Nan and Lu Xiaofeng who were being questioned looked at each other, Lu Xiaofeng felt distressed, and looked at the honest monk, "I don't know how he, a dishonest monk, offended the princess?"
"I personally serve him the beef soup, but he doesn't drink it." The beef soup said righteously: "Tell me if he is too much."
"Amitabha, monks don't eat meat. Eating meat is a violation of the precept." The honest monk clasped his hands together and looked at the beef soup with a smile. "The princess likes to invite people to eat beef soup. The monk can catch thousands of people and ask the princess to feed them."
"I don't want it." The beef soup raised his left eyebrow, "Not everyone is qualified to drink my beef soup."
Anyone can see the murderous look in Niu Tang's eyes, Lu Xiaofeng looked worriedly at the honest monk talking with Niu Tang, then glanced back at Luo Nan, he actually knew that Luo Nan must have a way to solve this trouble, but he He didn't want Luo Nan alone, he wanted to work hard himself, maybe it was really the pride of a big man, but if Lu Xiaofeng couldn't even do this, Lu Xiaofeng wouldn't be the Lu Xiaofeng who made Luo Nan tempted.
"I came up with a good idea." Lu Xiaofeng said, "Since he doesn't eat the rice cooked by the princess, how about letting him taste the feeling of being hungry and hanging him with a little food every day until the princess calms down?" Actually, What he was thinking was until he found Huamanlou, but of course he couldn't be stupid enough to say that directly, anyway, the honest monk has been practicing penance and eating steamed buns, and nothing will happen if he starves for a few days.
The honest monk was still grinning, and obviously had no fear of this way of venting his anger.
Beef soup glanced at him, "I don't think there's anything interesting about it."
"Of course it's not interesting." Luo Nan put his arm lazily on Lu Xiaofeng's shoulder, and said with a smile, "Since he is a monk, he doesn't eat meat, and he is not close to beauty, why don't the princess lock him up with these things and get close to him?" It’s more interesting to be close at hand and far away in the world.”
Hearing the beef soup, he immediately clapped and applauded with wide-eyed smiles.
She agreed, and the honest monk also bowed his head and left with the beef soup.
Lu Xiaofeng immediately turned around and grabbed Luo Nan's nose, "Why are you so mean, honest monk, I'm afraid you will be mad at you to death."
"I'm not doing this for your own good. Hua Man Lou and Honest Monk, how would you choose?" Luo Nan remained motionless, letting him grab his nose, with the corners of his lips raised, with a monstrous smile on his brows, and his fingers circled around him. With black hair, he intentionally rubbed against Lu Xiaofeng's earlobe ambiguously.
"It's really strange what you're asking." Lu Xiaofeng would never answer such a question, and Luo Nan's eyes looked a little dangerous.
Luo Nan stretched out his hand to pinch Lu Xiaofeng's cheek, "Tell me, maybe I'd better make you feel a little bit of a crisis, so as to draw all your attention back."
Lu Xiaofeng thought about it quickly, and immediately said: "No need, you just need to concentrate on seducing me."
"Seduce." Luo Nan raised the corners of his lips, took Lu Xiaofeng's hand, casually tore open the skirt of his shirt, stuffed it inside, touched his chest down, and deliberately emphasized his tone, "Little Phoenix, tell me how I want to seduce you." Woolen cloth?"
"Wait, wait." Lu Xiaofeng pushed Luonan away in a 'shocked face', in broad daylight, why not be so open, there are guards standing beside him watching his heart, Lu Xiaofeng quickly found out something serious , "I don't know how many people have passed this level. Let's go and find out. By the way, we can see where Huamanlou is locked up in the next level."
There are not many people who have passed this test, and there are about four or five left behind. Their scheming and martial arts are not bad. Facing the two people who are more hateful in the selection of the son-in-law, they answered politely. Their question, although they are very strange, how come these two people who are looked at differently by the princess don't even know this question.
"Going to sea." Lu Xiaofeng pulled his beard and grimaced, "Why is this game so big?" Lu Xiaofeng, who likes adventure, didn't like this kind of game for the first time. Not to mention the life of his friend, he had to face such a Abnormal boss.
"It's okay, I'm going to sea for tourism, it's summer, the beach is sunny, the waves are blue and the sky is blue, um, it's good." Luonan still has a good impression of the natural bay, although the last time he went to Chuliuxiang World, he didn't think much of it. Play happily, this time with Lu Xiaofeng, we must have a good time.
Do you want it to be the same as traveling, so there is no sense of crisis!Lu Xiaofeng looked at him speechlessly, his heart was full of melancholy, the husband and wife are too powerful, it is also a kind of pressure.
Then soon a servant came over and brought the words of the princess, "Is the son-in-law hungry? Let's have a meal together at noon. I will cook the best food yourself. Your favorite food, okay? You must give me some face." oh."
In such a situation, Lu Xiaofeng had no reason to refuse to go, and then looked at the majestic and indifferent King Taiping, the gentle and elegant prince of Taiping Prince, and the delicate and lovely Princess Taiping Prince with a blank expression on his face. Tang came alone, what a mistake, what a mistake!Women really can't believe it!
Luonan sat at the table calmly, and glanced at the food on the table. They were indeed all their favorite food, such as Dinghu Shangsu, drunken chicken, cold tofu, etc. There was also a jar of good food that I didn't know buried. Zhuyeqing, who had just been unsealed for so many years, can be regarded as being treated like an emperor, took a mouthful of Dinghu Shangsu with white jade chopsticks and put it into Lu Xiaofeng's bowl.
The latter was talking to King Taiping, perhaps because of the incident at the top of the Forbidden City last time, King Taiping was somewhat interested in Lu Xiaofeng.
The chopsticks interrupted their conversation, Lu Xiaofeng looked at Luonan with enthusiasm, this guy really doesn't care about status at all, he sighed, and gave King Taiping a slight apology smiled, and put Dinghu Shangsu into his stomach. In fact, he was quite hungry.
However, this long section actually caused King Taiping to leave the stage indifferently. Maybe he came to this banquet just to join in the fun?
After King Taiping left with a lot of court affairs, the meal became more interesting. After Luonan, the beef soup scooped up a bowl of beef soup for each of them. Gong Jiu was the first to get a bowl, followed by Lu Xiaofeng, and finally Luonan , it can be seen how the three of them are ranked in Niu Niu Tang's heart. The problem is, Luo Nan glanced at Gong Jiu, and Gong Jiu looked back at Luo Nan with a rosy complexion, smiling gently and gracefully, "My son-in-law, what's the problem? "
The son-in-law barked really nicely, Lu Xiaofeng's chopsticks almost fell into the dish, his face turned black, this Gong Jiu simply regarded himself as a princess and Luo Nan as a son-in-law.
"I'm more curious." Luo Nan said leisurely: "Do you like more needles, or more whips?"
Niu Niu Tang looked at Luo Nan with a bad expression immediately, and his favorability dropped to a negative number, but Gong Jiu's lips curled up in an extraordinary manner, and the corners of his eyes were flushed, but his eyes were calm. It seems that Niu Niu Tang has He was very full, "Of course I like more whips, especially that time...that one."
"My son's liking is really different from ordinary people." Lu Xiaofeng interjected dryly.
Gong Jiu opened the folding fan, looked at Lu Xiaofeng, squinted his cold silhouette with a charming smile, and said, "It's just been a long time no see, why is Lu Xiaofeng so unfamiliar with my son, I'm sorry I'll be hurt."
In view of the degree of shock resistance, he still wants to keep Gong Jiu as a pet.Luo Nan drank a glass of wine, full of regretful thoughts.
"Hehe." Lu Xiaofeng smiled expressionlessly, but didn't say anything further.
Gong Jiu calmly put back the face that could be slapped, and looked at Luonan with a smile, "This time, the fleet I bought will go to sea, but the small island is not under my command, so the lives of the few are worth a lot. , I really can’t guarantee it, so everyone who is willing to board the ship must sign an agreement.”
"Oh, I don't know how many people signed this agreement?" Lu Xiaofeng said, glanced at the beef soup, how many people would die for this woman's charm and the royal family's favor.
"Of course, even those who failed to pass the first test are begging to sign this agreement." Gong Jiu smiled slightly, "Those people are not qualified to go to that island, nor are they qualified to be my sister's husband." Tang cooperated with a shy smile, this girl's acting skills are not covered, it's really hard to see that she is also a pervert with a twisted heart.
"Since that's the case, the two of us will naturally not refuse this agreement." Lu Xiaofeng simply stood up, and he didn't eat much from the table. He was about to drag Luo Nan away to go to another place to sacrifice to the Wu Zang Temple, and left a sentence Say, "Next time, see you on the boat."
Going to sea is very troublesome, but for the powerful King Taiping, it is no problem. Everyone here does not have to work on their own, just wait patiently for the fleet to be sorted out, and then go to sea. You can see crabs crawling across, crawling over, and then accidentally tripping over a big conch, with their feet upside down.
Luonan picked up the conch, wiped off the sand and dust, put it in his ear to listen to the whistling sea breeze, and then left casually, completely ignoring the poor crab trying to turn over on its back. Anyway, after a period of hard work, it It will still be taken away by the high tide sea water, but why are you so bad, Luonan?
Not far away is a rock soaked in sea water, oh no, it is Yue Yang standing on the rock.
Luo Nan narrowed his eyes slightly, looking at this young man who was evaluated as somewhat similar to Lu Xiaofeng in the original novel, the wheat-colored skin under the open skirt was full of attention, after a long while, the young man turned his head and looked at Luo Xiaofeng coldly. Nan, opened his mouth and said, "Ninth Young Master likes you."
He called Gong Jiu the ninth son, not the eldest son.
Luo Nan lazily turned his face to the side, letting the sea breeze blow his messy bangs to both sides, revealing his face again, he didn't even bother to push it away with his hands, and of course he didn't bother to respond to Yue Yang's words, neither did the boy. Caring, he just said to himself: "But I don't like you."
So, what's the deal with this scenario?Ronan narrowed his eyes, wanting to yawn.
The boy began to conclude, "So I will definitely kill you."
"Oh." Luo Nan nodded very face-saving, and a smile appeared in his lazy narrow eyes, "Then you come to the night attack tonight, remember to clean up for nothing." After finishing speaking, he walked away, Lu Xiaofeng Still waiting for him to go back for dinner.
Yue Yang: "?"
When you come to the seaside, of course you have to eat seafood. Lu Xiaofeng threw the two big fat fishes he caught from the sea onto the stone surface and dissected them. He is still very good at this kind of craft. , in addition to the conch in his hand, there is also a big lobster, and the beard is half a meter long.
Under the sunshine on the beach, both of them were more casual. Lu Xiaofeng rolled up his trouser legs above his knees, wore a single shirt, and put on a straw hat in a down-to-earth manner. He poured a glass of water on his face, and immediately, the pretty and delicious little Phoenix It's out of the oven.
Luo Nan's eyes darkened, he threw the lobster and the two fishes together, walked up to Lu Xiaofeng, leaned over, and licked the water droplets on the little Phoenix's face with his tongue bit by bit, the elastic skin had a good taste It made people linger, until it reached his chest, Luo Nan was pushed away by Lu Xiaofeng who was panting heavily.
Lu Xiaofeng's ears turned red, and he cursed: "I'm almost starving to death, can you pay attention to the priorities."
Who said they want to eat a seafood feast, so they arrived now on an empty stomach, Luonan squatted speechlessly, tidied up the very primitive and ancient grill, stopped in satisfaction, lit the fire, and took a look at it Lu Xiaofeng, who was still busy over there, secretly stuffed a few pieces of charcoal into the kindling, the original firewood was too easy to consume, and would run out in a while, Luo Nan didn't want to accompany Lu Xiaofeng to find firewood halfway.
The feeling of barbecue is relaxed and comfortable, which is what tourism should be like.
"Don't worry about it, let it mature slowly." Luo Nan, who had never experienced such a leisure time, lay down contentedly, rubbing his fingers playfully against Lu Xiaofeng's waist, and the romantic sound of sea water was in his ears. It is really easy for people to relax and forget the pain of the past. Luonan looked at the horizon in the distance, and for the first time, he did not feel tense for his own relaxation. He is always used to living like a madman all the time. .
"What do you eat when it's burnt?" Although Lu Xiaofeng said so, he quickly lay down next to Luonan, found a cool stone on the back of his feet, and stretched out his hand to pat off the mischievous fingers on his waist , close your eyes, "I wake up from sleep, you look at the fish."
The problem is not what to eat when it is burnt, but how to continue playing if there is a storm later.
Luo Nan looked sideways at Lu Xiaofeng, his long and narrow eyes seemed to be slightly squinted because of the glare of the sun, those eyes were often deep and sparkling, so people would mistake his affection, he was never an affectionate person , the most affectionate thing is just to slash people and find friends with sex.
Really should send little phoenix to the west.
Luonan thought so in his heart, but there was no warning that the system would prompt at all, so it seemed that even the idea just now would not come true. He came down to the sky and yawned lazily, it doesn't matter if the weather is not beautiful, Lu Xiaofeng is always an exception, because he is there to help him live beautifully all day long.
When Lu Xiaofeng opened his eyes, the wind and rain were raging outside, and the world was still quiet. Of course, this strange phenomenon is no longer the point. The grilled fish was placed on the slate still warm, and the lobster was peeled. Hull, the fresh white meat is sprinkled with chili powder, no matter how you look at it, it makes your mouth water.
"Don't try to eat alone!—" Lu Xiaofeng yelled, and when Luo Nan picked up the lobster to deliberately tease him, he jumped on it, his eyelashes fluttered, and it was a fleeting throbbing.
The torrential rain lasted for several days, slowing down the itinerary, and the sweltering weather was really disturbing. All the candidates for the son-in-law were kidnapped by the beef soup and went to a certain place called the Fox Den to play dice. Only two of them remained silent. Moving, bored in the room, doing it in the dark, the days are too leisurely, it is also a kind of busyness.
Lu Xiaofeng bitterly rejected the servant next to Beef Soup again, before he could turn his head, he was carried directly onto the table, the violent impact like a sea wave immediately made Little Phoenix dizzy, and while young and crazy, Little Phoenix started Seriously doubting this sentence, and marked with a heavy cross, his waist is about to break!
But surprisingly, during this period of time, in the hearts of the two of them, they were actually very harmonious.
Lu Xiaofeng was originally a flirtatious man, flirtatious everywhere, and had a strong sexual desire, especially in Luonan. Due to the practicality of spiritual power and the operability of Little Phoenix's flexibility, they played a variety of tricks. It's not boring at all to pass the time on a rainy day, with such a high degree of cooperation, but the blushing and heartbeat make people know the taste to a bastard level.
But this kind of cozy little days ended when Yue Yang personally came to the door.
The cold boy looked like he was breaking through an empty door when he came up, but unfortunately, Lu Xiaofeng pinched Luo Nan's thigh fiercely, and the latter blocked the door with his thoughts knowingly, raised his eyebrows at Xiao Fenghuang, and calmly bent over Kiss sealed.
Yue Yang stood patiently at the door, his cold tone hardly changed, "Did the two get up?"
This repeater is average, Lu Xiaofeng twitched the corners of his mouth, still put on his clothes and went to open the door.
Yue Yang ignored all kinds of bruises and purple marks on Lu Xiaofeng's neck, cheeks, earlobes, arms, and calves, and said coldly: "Miss Shaman, please go and play dice."
Sharman?Lu Xiaofeng was quite impressed with this foreign woman. Hearing the sound of footsteps, he turned his head to look at Luonan. Luonan was slowly walking over, and the corners of Yue Yang's eyes twitched fiercely. Hickey marks, pinch marks? The point is, what is the situation with this series of tooth marks all over the place?
Lu Xiaofeng turned a blind eye to these things, looked at Yue Yang, scratched his hair, "Okay, we'll go in a while."
Yue Yang was affirmed, turned around and left immediately, this was the first time for the young man who had been trying to complete the task perfectly, not participating in the whole process, staring at the two people to the fox's den.
"Why did you agree?" Luo Nan lazily leaned against the door, watching Lu Xiaofeng return to the house, sitting by the table, pouring a cup of herbal tea into his stomach.
Lu Xiaofeng glanced at him, and said: "After so much trouble, Gong Jiu finally couldn't bear it anymore. Shaman is Gong Jiu's woman. Since she asked us to go there, there must be something to gain."
The author has something to say: The next chapter should still have such a word count~ I have entered the sweet period and I find that I can still write a warm little life~~~haha
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