[Comprehensive Martial Arts] Come to my bowl!

Chapter 97 Honeymoon self-driving tour

Finally bought the whip, handed over the gold, and was willing to leave. Lu Xiaofeng didn't bother to complain about Luonan's tyrant behavior, so he took Luonan to a remote place feebly, took out one of the masks Sikong Zhaixing had prepared for him, and lightened it. He relaxed and changed his appearance again, it looked like the face of a very ordinary knight-errant.

"Do you still want to go back to find Gong Jiu?" Lu Xiaofeng said, taking off the old farmer's clothes, and put on a strong one, and suddenly said: "I must go to Mancui Tower now, and help everyone to find the location in advance, so as not to make a mistake in the estimation and let the old knife handle it son ran away."

Luo Nan touched his nose, bored with the established process and the established ending, and said: "You already know who the old knife handle is, and you still need to go to such trouble to catch him, so why don't you just go to Wudang and stare at his flaws?" Come on, maybe let me wear a double mask and impersonate him to unmask myself."

Only Luo Nan, an outsider who doesn't play cards according to common sense, can think of such a strategy without the principles and integrity of the Jianghu people.

Lu Xiaofeng rubbed his forehead with a headache, and smiled helplessly, "Even if what you said is not unreasonable, but everyone involved in this plan is a big boss, and their status does not allow them to use old swords without full evidence." Take it, you understand?"

Luo Nan didn't understand, his black eyes flickered, he rubbed his index finger and thumb, and lowered his voice with a smile: "Are we secretly?"

"Stop talking nonsense, it's just one word anyway." Lu Xiaofeng stretched out two fingers to touch his beard through the mask, and said flatly: "Come with me, or you go back and continue playing with your eldest son."

Luo Nan shrugged, leaned his back against the wall, and lazily said: "Go, of course I will go."

One must know that he easily left Gong Jiu's side and gave him enough space. If he goes back to wait for him, it may be a deadly trap, a game of cat and mouse. Even if he is a cat, he doesn't have that patience.

Thinking of the issue of patience, Luo Nan couldn't help showing a little weirdness on his face. In the original book, Gong Jiu's patience was praised so much that he was almost called a camel.

Sensitively capturing Luo Nan's emotional changes, Lu Xiaofeng glanced at him and said casually: "What are you thinking, you are smiling so weirdly."

Luo Nan blinked innocently, and started talking nonsense without even thinking about it, pointing to something, "I'm thinking of a big beauty with an exotic style, tall and slender, with deep facial features, smooth skin, and a good knowledge of the bed. Kungfu, very good at taking off, and..."

"Stop—!" Lu Xiaofeng interrupted him, rolled his eyes at Luo Nan, and said contemptuously: "She is tall and slender, you are talking about bamboo poles, this kind of woman can also please men, so funny. "

Luo Nan touched his chin, raised the corners of his lips noncommittally, "Of course there will be men who like it, and Gong Jiu likes it very much."

I also deliberately gave a hand-carved ice flower or something. When I was in a life-and-death duel, I couldn’t stop being naked ~ body, and my life was terminated directly. It’s cheaper for you and the beauty to stay together.

"It turned out to be Gong Jiu's woman." Lu Xiaofeng twitched the corners of her lips, and waved her hands in disgust. She couldn't understand how anyone would be willing to be like that perverted Gong Jiu, and this woman must be perverted enough, "Stop talking about things like that. , Time waits for no one, we have to hurry to Wudang, even if Monkey Spirit can pretend to be me for a while, but after a long time, he will not be able to successfully complete the task given by the old sword."

He was already a little worried about how Sikong Zhaixing was doing now.

"How do you go? Do you want me to carry you and fly over there, to ensure that the speed is very fast." Luo Nan said as he really stretched out his hands, and couldn't help but give Lu Xiaofeng a hug, and deliberately breathed on his ears, his hands were flexible He rushed to the place behind Lu Xiaofeng where the flesh was the most and the softest, and grabbed it vigorously.

Lu Xiaofeng's sensitive ears immediately turned red, his waist trembled, and he pulled the entangled Luo Nan off his body with both hands, coughed twice, and changed the subject, "Let go, I've already bought a carriage. Can arrive soon."

After speaking, Lu Xiaofeng walked away without looking back, obviously he knew that if he stayed where he was, he might have to spend a lot of time.

The carriage that Lu Xiaofeng bought was left in the woods outside the city. This place is not particularly uncommon, but the reason why the carriage can survive here is that it looks so dilapidated, it looks like It seems that it will collapse after two steps, so no one wants to steal the junk home.

With a loud whistle, Lu Xiaofeng called the horses pulling the cart back, harnessed the horses, and when he turned his head, he saw Luo Nan, whose eyes were glowing green, looking at the carriage with a very malicious expression.

What kind of nerves is this man doing? Lu Xiaofeng was silent and didn't bother to bother. He stepped into the carriage and sat in front of the curtain. He flicked the whip he just bought in the air with a mighty sound. That's why he didn't refuse just now. The reason for buying a whip is that it happens to be used.

"Come on, we have to hurry."

Obediently, Luo Nan stopped his scalp-numbing stares, got into the car and sat cross-legged facing Lu Xiaofeng's back, showing an incomprehensible smile, "It's just the two of us, it feels like a honeymoon."

Lu Xiaofeng, who was pulling the reins, asked casually: "What is a honeymoon?"

"Two people who got married in our place will go out for honeymoon." Luo Nan gritted his white teeth, "Daughter-in-law, how about our car~ play for a while"

When he was talking, his hands were dishonestly stuffed into Lu Xiaofeng's clothes, his fingertips rubbed against the smooth and elastic skin, and he easily found the red bead and pressed it down. This person has the ability to quickly take advantage of any clothes. set.

It's just that Lu Xiaofeng was suddenly attacked and almost didn't throw the rein in his hand, and the whip in his hand accidentally rubbed against the horse. well known by all people.

This is so unscientific!

Clutching the reins tightly, Lu Xiaofeng stared at the wildly running horse with dumbfounded eyes. Not only did he run wildly, but he also ran with extreme precision. He bypassed a few trees not far away, and headed towards Lu Xiaofeng's destination.

"I ran into a monster." Lu Xiaofeng didn't know whether he had seen a ghost or was numb, his tone was as erratic as sleepwalking.

Luo Nan gently pulled up the wheat-colored skin of Lu Xiaofeng's neck with his lips, sucked out a few ambiguous bruises, and said vaguely: "Of course it's not a monster, isn't there a saying called an old horse knows the way, your horse must be Shi Yan kindly provided For you, we will definitely be there when we open our eyes tomorrow morning."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..." Is it really okay to be so fantasy in the world of martial arts?

Luo Nan's slightly cold lips formed a clear contrast with that cunning and warm tongue, which drew hot marks on Lu Xiaofeng's skin exposed by the collar of his shirt.

There was a strange look in Lu Xiaofeng's eyes, no matter which man was bitten and licked by the person he liked, he would not be unresponsive, he already felt a fire burning in his lower abdomen.

Unavoidably, he began to think about Lu Xiaofeng. There were never many times when Lu Xiaofeng was like this, but most of them were women with enchanting figures. , a typical man's hand, the bone ring is distinct, but there are only a few calluses on the fingertips, even the tiger's mouth is smooth and delicate.

To be honest, if you touch Luo Nan with your eyes closed, maybe you will regard him as a woman, Lu Xiaofeng exhaled, and couldn't help laughing.

Luo Nan bit Lu Xiaofeng's neck with some displeasure, pulled him over, faced him, raised his brows and smiled provocatively, "I'll see how you're still distracted from now on."

The two are of the same gender, and there is not much difference in their bodies. Lu Xiaofeng slipped all the way, and his five senses gradually rose, sweet, exciting, and wonderful. Little Phoenix's mouth grabbed Luonan's mouth.

While responding to Lu Xiaofeng, Luo Nan swiftly removed his trousers, and casually pulled off the collar of Lu Xiaofeng's chest, revealing a large wheat-colored chest. A warrior who has practiced for many years, his body No fat at all, smooth and beautiful lines.

Touching Lu Xiaofeng's soft hair with one hand, hooking his chin with the other, kissing lightly on those eyes that were slightly excited and burning with soul-burning color, and then rolling flushed cheeks, and finally the mischievous He licked his lips and bit his chin.

For a man, physical exploration is always endless and interesting. The body temperature of both parties almost melted the entire compartment, and the bumpy environment also made them quite exciting, bumping and impacting. , In the open environment, a trembling reached the highest peak.

At daybreak, this poor, panting and foaming horse finally got the basic animal rights near Mancui Building, curled up to play in the resting place, ate good feed, and never looked at the unscrupulous two people clinging to each other. Slimy and sneaky slipped down from the carriage, everywhere there was a palpitating sweet smell.

Reluctantly climbed over the wall and entered the Mancui Building, Lu Xiaofeng hid in the corner and exhaled a few breaths, the over-stimulated sanity came back, but this place is also a high-incidence area for primitive exploration, all kinds of unbearable sounds can be heard occasionally in the early morning There was an unspeakable tingling pain somewhere in the body and strange sensations surged up one after another.

"pain?"

Luo Nan noticed Lu Xiaofeng's movements, and after speaking a single word, he thought of the other person's character, stopped the next words, leaned over, put his hands on Xiaofeng's waist, kneaded skillfully little by little, The mental power stimulated the sore waist muscles, and the form quickly improved.

Lu Xiaofeng finished enjoying his lover's service without being pretentious, and his limp limbs healed a bit. He patted his flushed cheeks, gathered his clothes to cover all the traces of ambiguity, and then pulled Luo Nan towards the information he had obtained. place to go.

The old knife handle set up a secret room in Mancui Building, which was originally the burial place for nine key people he used to carry out the Tianlei plan.

Such a bloody place is hidden poetically and picturesquely in a rose bush. In the early morning, the rose bush is stained with dew, blooming delicately, and the breeze blows through. It is a beautiful scene.

Even a person like Lu Xiaofeng with a wild imagination could not help but be a little surprised when he saw it. The first thing he thought of was not how handsome the old swordsman and Taoist Mu were, but how meticulous his thoughts were.

This place is really too hard to imagine, just as hard to guess as the monk with a group of prostitutes at that time, Mu Taoist's heroic heart looks even more terrifying than he imagined.

After finding the entrance to the secret room, Lu Xiaofeng went down, looked around, and reached out to touch a large table placed in the center. It looked really luxurious, and the texture and workmanship must be top-grade.

And Luo Nan followed behind him, pulled out a chair casually, and pressed him to sit on the chair with both hands before Lu Xiaofeng stopped him, if he didn't treat himself better, he would suffer some pain first.

For a moment, Lu Xiaofeng's expression was a little distorted, as if someone had given him a whip, but he quickly suppressed this expression, looked at the large secret room, and said slowly: "There is a clean room on the table. There is not a trace of dust, it seems that there must be Mu Taoist people in this Mancui building, cleaning it every day according to his instructions."

"Not only does it clean every day, look here, he has prepared so many green bamboo leaves." Luo Nan took a jar of wine with great interest, "Mu Taoist really likes you, and it doesn't matter if he will kill you after the plan is completed." must."

In fact, in the original book, because of Lu Xiaofeng's particularity and importance, Mu Taoist did not take his life, but for Lu Xiaofeng, life is not necessarily the most important thing, being successfully designed and fooled by people like Mu Taoren Killing everyone, this is what really makes him unbearable, and his life cannot be compared with it.

"Of course he won't kill me." With a strange expression on Lu Xiaofeng's face, he turned his head and glanced at Luo Nan, and said firmly and confidently, "Because he must be the one who loses in the end. It's him."

Even if he was a good friend, Taoist Mu's well-thought-out conspiracy involved too much, Lu Xiaofeng didn't agree with it, didn't like it, and was even very angry.

Luo Nan looked into Lu Xiaofeng's eyes, smiled softly, and hummed softly from his throat.

"God will also stand by my side and let him be brought to justice." Lu Xiaofeng said while looking at the four walls of the secret room, this is... His eyes lit up.

The succession ceremony of Wudang Mountain is the most important thing for the entire martial arts world. The status of the head of a faction will be handed over to who will eventually be handed over. Different people will have different futures. Everyone is looking forward to the Wudang power The big change brought about by the shuffle.

On the surface it was still peaceful and grand, there were so many people celebrating in Wudang these days, but secretly, those high-profile bigwigs were secretly waiting for something to happen.

Project Tianlei, Project Hawkeye, I don't know who will have the last laugh.

Sikong Zhaixing huddled on the beam of the house, depressed that he was forced to go to Liangshan by Mu Taoist and others. Fortunately, Shi Yan was one of his own, so the plan did not fail, but he was extremely anxious at this time. He tactfully covered it up earlier, but at the grand ceremony, if he were to go for Shi Yan's high crown, he would have to use a consonant finger. Even if he could, the difference between the imprint of that finger and Lu Xiaofeng himself would definitely be recognized. Taoist Mu noticed it.

Other methods are useless, it is not Lu Xiaofeng who is good at stealing spells, almost every method is a dead end, unless Lu Xiaofeng can come over in time.

But here he was also forced by Qifeng Qihui, how could Lu Xiaofeng know his whereabouts.

Sikong Zhaixing squatted on the beam, his head was huge, the feeling of waiting was really uncomfortable, his mind was full of the few dishes he had sent to Mu Taoist, Tie Jian and others, the pickled radish was really enough.

April [-]th, it should be spring, Wudang is still bright, because the sky is not yet dark, but Lu Xiaofeng's heart can't wait any longer.

Wisps of white smoke seemed to be angry under his feet, he was like a nimble hummingbird, extremely fast and unnoticed, at this time, if Sikong Zaixing saw him, his jaw would drop in shock, and he would pounce on him Pressing on the ground, he asked him when his lightness kungfu got so good.

Thinking of this, a slight smile appeared on Lu Xiaofeng's face, in his heart he wished that Sikong Zhaoxing would pounce on him like this, to express that this monkey spirit was still alive and well.

Lu Xiaofeng's ears moved suddenly, his eyes lit up, and he caught a few words.

"Unlucky Chang Bei, how could he bring an assassin up here? I really can't figure out why this assassin pretends to be Taoist Pyrotechnician."

"Don't talk so much here, these days are all distinguished guests, let's hurry to the main hall to see if the oil lamp has been refueled."

"Well, both Changqing and Changbei are unlucky. It seems that Chang Shen will be the one who instructs us next."

The main hall, yes, maybe Sikong Zhaixing has arrived in the main hall, he is always cautious, it is obviously very appropriate to stay in the main hall under such circumstances, Lu Xiaofeng secretly followed these people.

In front of the main hall was an empty and wide courtyard, no one could hide, so Lu Xiaofeng stopped and prepared to go in later.

But I didn't expect that after waiting for a while, there was a faint and almost inaudible scream, and the figure of Mu Taoist flying away at high speed.

Lu Xiaofeng rushed in, looked at the bodies of these nine people, his face was extremely ugly, Mu Taoist was also a member of Wudang, he killed these Wudang disciples so viciously, he didn't hesitate at all.

"Lu Xiaofeng!" Sikong Zhaixing's voice sounded from the beam in surprise, he flew down without picking up any dust, "You little chicken still knows to come to me." No matter how excited he was, his voice was suppressed. Low.

"I'm not here." Lu Xiaofeng turned to look at Sikong Zhaoxing, confirmed that he was fine, and smiled slightly, "Are you hungry?"

"Nonsense, I spend the whole day with pickled radishes, so it's no wonder I'm not hungry." When Sikong Zhaixing said, his hands had nimbly rubbed off the disguise mask on his face, and put it on for Lu Xiaofeng, "Did you see that mask just now?" Who is the murderer? I was afraid of being discovered, so I didn't go to see it."

"Don't worry, I already know everything. As long as you go out with Yi Ronghao, there will be a big meal waiting for you." Lu Xiaofeng cooperated with Sikong Zhaoxing to change his identity.

"Dinner, what are you talking about?" Sikong Zaixing took off his coat and shoes, and carefully took off his socks.

Lu Xiaofeng twitched the corner of his mouth, and kicked Sikong Zhaixing.

When Sikong Zhaixing ran left and right to leave Wudang Mountain, Lu Xiaofeng decisively prepared a big meal at the foot of the mountain, and there were two beauties to accompany him.

Sikong Zhaixing looked at Ximen Chuuxue on the left and Luonan on the right, and stretched out his hand to untie the curtains on a table.

He saw with a blank expression that in the food box was a plate of stewed bamboo shoots in oil, a plate of edamame beans, a plate of tofu with mushrooms, a plate of Arhat Shangzhai, and a large pot of fragrant japonica rice porridge.

Wow!