[Gu Jian III] The Days I Worked in Xuanyuan Hill
Chapter 028
I kind of miss the dove.At least when it was there, I could cook roast duck with Wu Yan, but now I can only look at each other in silence.
My two eyes met Wu Hao's two real eyes for a while, and then met the fake eyes on the forehead for a while. Just as I was arranging and combining them, Wu Hao had already walked over, flicked his cloak, and sat down beside me.
... Brother, such down-to-earth movements are not suitable for you, really.
I moved my butt uncomfortably, and felt that Wu Yan's movement was like a fairy who had been sitting in the clouds on weekdays and suddenly fell face down to the ground, which seemed inconsistent no matter how I looked at it.While he was still smacking carefully, he suddenly opened his mouth.
"Where did that evil spirit go?"
"Ah... maybe it ran out to play. It seems to be a lot happier these days, and it's not as irritable as before. Maybe it's about to grow up?"
When I came out this time, I originally wanted to leave the dog in Xuanyuanqiu.But this guy sneaked into my packed package while I wasn't paying attention.When I set up camp at night, I opened the package, and a dog's head popped out. The ghost knows how big my psychological shadow is.
"The infancy of evil spirits is very long. From the perspective of age, it is unlikely that he is about to reach adulthood." Wu Yan shook his head lightly.
I was a little unconvinced: "The fairy in Kongtong Mountain said that he was about to reach adulthood, and when we found it at the Great Heavenly Demon, didn't you also say that it was beginning to grow up?"
Wu Yan looked at me and didn't make a sound for a long time.A few minutes later, he let out a short chuckle: "You really have no brains. When did I say that? Jinyun said it, right?"
Silently, I frantically flipped through the above text in my mind, and found that it seemed that Wu Yan really didn't care about the dog's age. This sentence was indeed said by Jin Yun to me...
I didn't know what to say about this matter, so I could only look at him seriously and pretending to be calm.
Looking at him, I hope he can expose the fact that I forgot what my boyfriend said, and it is best not to tell Jinyun again...
"How did you and Jinyun get together?" Wu Yan asked in a low voice, with sarcasm in his tone, as if he was despising my feelings for Jinyun.
I seriously analyzed my heart and thought for a long time, then hesitated to answer: "Is it because... I'm greedy for his body?"
Wu Yan: "..."
I continued to look back on my relationship history: "You also know that I was interested in Ji Xuanyuan's face at first, but then I saw Jinyun several times, and I also watched his 'beep—' and 'beep— —', and then I discovered that for a man, the face is still not as important as the body. After all, the face can only be seen, but 'beep——' and 'beep——' can be seen and used, The hand feeling is also very good. Later, when he made this request, I..."
"That's enough." Wu Yan interrupted me, his face was ashen as if a layer of rust could be scraped off.In just two words, he actually uttered various emotions including shock, contempt, anger and disappointment, probably because he was shocked by my tiger-wolf words.
"...I haven't finished yet." I bite the bullet and continued for a second.
He took a deep breath, and it seemed that he was seriously shocked by the mate selection concept of young women who were as hungry as wolves and tigers 5000 years later.After several times, he finally calmed down a little, and squeezed out two words between his teeth: "What?"
"...Actually, I mainly like his insides." Considering Old Antique's ability to accept, I suppressed the [-]-word praise for Jinyun's body against my will, and continued, "It's about falling in love. It's a gaudy appearance. But in the end, it's him who can bring the two together.
"The way he talks, the way he smiles, what he likes to eat, what he likes to do, his character and personality, and every detail of getting along... Appearance will grow old and ugly, but for those who like man, everything about him gets better with time."
——Although I think Jinyun's body can last 100 years.
I silently emphasized a sentence in my heart. In order to facilitate the understanding of Wang Wang, who is likely to be single for decades, I added thoughtfully: "For example, you, although many girls were attracted by your flowery beauty on the day of the Harvest Festival. , but I believe that one day you will meet a girl who does not dislike your bad temper, stinky face, bad taste in clothes, cold and gloomy temperament, quick-to-handle personality, and loves you wholeheartedly!"
He didn't look like he was moved by my wish.
"Did you also start with 'don't dislike' towards Jinyun?"
"Of course not!" I said proudly, "He has no flaws, everything is great!"
I don't know why, but Wu Yan seems to be more cold and gloomy.
"Are you unhappy?" I asked cautiously.
"No." He replied coldly.
"...Don't be like this, you see that you always close your eyes, so you can't see the beauty of the world. I sincerely suggest that you open your eyes more to see the world, to see the warmth of spring and the renewal of Vientiane..."
He sneered and didn't answer, but stretched out his hand and grabbed my arm.
At that moment, I felt like I was floating.
My sight quickly raised, and everything in front of me lost its color in an instant. I seemed to have entered the eagle eye perspective of Assassin's Creed, and I could clearly see things with a radius of several hundred square meters.Scenery, animals, and people are all detailed.It's just that the colors of these scenes have faded, and the black, white and gray of different brightness occupy all the details, but each face is shrouded in an unknown halo and cannot be seen clearly.But this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that this field of view is a fisheye lens.
The middle protrudes, and the edges are concave, and you can zoom in wherever you see. It looks like you look out of the window when a high-altitude helicopter encounters airflow and rotation.
I threw up after watching it for 30 seconds, forcibly terminating this special experience.
"You...you always see this kind of thing?" I asked dying.
No wonder Wu Yan is always gloomy and cold. If I see this kind of distorted picture every day, I will be a pervert too!
"This is spiritual vision. I don't need eyes to see more clearly than you."
"Where is it clear! The human face is gone, hey!" I suddenly thought of something, and suddenly turned around and asked, "Wait, if you have always been in this perspective, wouldn't you have never known What do I look like?"
1 minutes of silence.
... He really is blind! ! !
"I can see much more clearly than you can see with your eyes."
"Well, I understand, I understand." I looked at him sympathetically and understandingly. It was my fault. If I had known that he really couldn't see clearly, I should have maintained the most basic respect for the disabled.
"A person's appearance is meaningless to me. What the spiritual vision can see is your soul." He bent down and put a cold finger on my face, which made me shiver, "I I can distinguish everyone clearly, no matter whether their faces are covered by slave marks or not, no matter whether they have changed their appearance. Even if you die and are reincarnated, I can still recognize them. Because... the soul will never change. "
His tone was light and soft, and at the end, I shivered involuntarily.
"You..." I opened my mouth, "Then your life...isn't it miserable?"
Wu Yan raised his eyebrows.
"You see, in the eyes of those of us who see the world with our eyes, everyone is different. But if you look at the soul directly, wouldn't it be that the old friend who just died met you again with the same soul in a blink of an eye? You I fed the dogs all the sad and sad life and death before, how...how embarrassing..."
Wu Yan: "..."
I continued: "Also, wouldn't it be more embarrassing if you were reincarnated and changed gender. The big brother who bathed in the river with you yesterday suddenly turned into a girl, and you still remember him whimpering... Aww! You Why did you hit me? Wu Yan, you... can't you listen to the truth?!"
My two eyes met Wu Hao's two real eyes for a while, and then met the fake eyes on the forehead for a while. Just as I was arranging and combining them, Wu Hao had already walked over, flicked his cloak, and sat down beside me.
... Brother, such down-to-earth movements are not suitable for you, really.
I moved my butt uncomfortably, and felt that Wu Yan's movement was like a fairy who had been sitting in the clouds on weekdays and suddenly fell face down to the ground, which seemed inconsistent no matter how I looked at it.While he was still smacking carefully, he suddenly opened his mouth.
"Where did that evil spirit go?"
"Ah... maybe it ran out to play. It seems to be a lot happier these days, and it's not as irritable as before. Maybe it's about to grow up?"
When I came out this time, I originally wanted to leave the dog in Xuanyuanqiu.But this guy sneaked into my packed package while I wasn't paying attention.When I set up camp at night, I opened the package, and a dog's head popped out. The ghost knows how big my psychological shadow is.
"The infancy of evil spirits is very long. From the perspective of age, it is unlikely that he is about to reach adulthood." Wu Yan shook his head lightly.
I was a little unconvinced: "The fairy in Kongtong Mountain said that he was about to reach adulthood, and when we found it at the Great Heavenly Demon, didn't you also say that it was beginning to grow up?"
Wu Yan looked at me and didn't make a sound for a long time.A few minutes later, he let out a short chuckle: "You really have no brains. When did I say that? Jinyun said it, right?"
Silently, I frantically flipped through the above text in my mind, and found that it seemed that Wu Yan really didn't care about the dog's age. This sentence was indeed said by Jin Yun to me...
I didn't know what to say about this matter, so I could only look at him seriously and pretending to be calm.
Looking at him, I hope he can expose the fact that I forgot what my boyfriend said, and it is best not to tell Jinyun again...
"How did you and Jinyun get together?" Wu Yan asked in a low voice, with sarcasm in his tone, as if he was despising my feelings for Jinyun.
I seriously analyzed my heart and thought for a long time, then hesitated to answer: "Is it because... I'm greedy for his body?"
Wu Yan: "..."
I continued to look back on my relationship history: "You also know that I was interested in Ji Xuanyuan's face at first, but then I saw Jinyun several times, and I also watched his 'beep—' and 'beep— —', and then I discovered that for a man, the face is still not as important as the body. After all, the face can only be seen, but 'beep——' and 'beep——' can be seen and used, The hand feeling is also very good. Later, when he made this request, I..."
"That's enough." Wu Yan interrupted me, his face was ashen as if a layer of rust could be scraped off.In just two words, he actually uttered various emotions including shock, contempt, anger and disappointment, probably because he was shocked by my tiger-wolf words.
"...I haven't finished yet." I bite the bullet and continued for a second.
He took a deep breath, and it seemed that he was seriously shocked by the mate selection concept of young women who were as hungry as wolves and tigers 5000 years later.After several times, he finally calmed down a little, and squeezed out two words between his teeth: "What?"
"...Actually, I mainly like his insides." Considering Old Antique's ability to accept, I suppressed the [-]-word praise for Jinyun's body against my will, and continued, "It's about falling in love. It's a gaudy appearance. But in the end, it's him who can bring the two together.
"The way he talks, the way he smiles, what he likes to eat, what he likes to do, his character and personality, and every detail of getting along... Appearance will grow old and ugly, but for those who like man, everything about him gets better with time."
——Although I think Jinyun's body can last 100 years.
I silently emphasized a sentence in my heart. In order to facilitate the understanding of Wang Wang, who is likely to be single for decades, I added thoughtfully: "For example, you, although many girls were attracted by your flowery beauty on the day of the Harvest Festival. , but I believe that one day you will meet a girl who does not dislike your bad temper, stinky face, bad taste in clothes, cold and gloomy temperament, quick-to-handle personality, and loves you wholeheartedly!"
He didn't look like he was moved by my wish.
"Did you also start with 'don't dislike' towards Jinyun?"
"Of course not!" I said proudly, "He has no flaws, everything is great!"
I don't know why, but Wu Yan seems to be more cold and gloomy.
"Are you unhappy?" I asked cautiously.
"No." He replied coldly.
"...Don't be like this, you see that you always close your eyes, so you can't see the beauty of the world. I sincerely suggest that you open your eyes more to see the world, to see the warmth of spring and the renewal of Vientiane..."
He sneered and didn't answer, but stretched out his hand and grabbed my arm.
At that moment, I felt like I was floating.
My sight quickly raised, and everything in front of me lost its color in an instant. I seemed to have entered the eagle eye perspective of Assassin's Creed, and I could clearly see things with a radius of several hundred square meters.Scenery, animals, and people are all detailed.It's just that the colors of these scenes have faded, and the black, white and gray of different brightness occupy all the details, but each face is shrouded in an unknown halo and cannot be seen clearly.But this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that this field of view is a fisheye lens.
The middle protrudes, and the edges are concave, and you can zoom in wherever you see. It looks like you look out of the window when a high-altitude helicopter encounters airflow and rotation.
I threw up after watching it for 30 seconds, forcibly terminating this special experience.
"You...you always see this kind of thing?" I asked dying.
No wonder Wu Yan is always gloomy and cold. If I see this kind of distorted picture every day, I will be a pervert too!
"This is spiritual vision. I don't need eyes to see more clearly than you."
"Where is it clear! The human face is gone, hey!" I suddenly thought of something, and suddenly turned around and asked, "Wait, if you have always been in this perspective, wouldn't you have never known What do I look like?"
1 minutes of silence.
... He really is blind! ! !
"I can see much more clearly than you can see with your eyes."
"Well, I understand, I understand." I looked at him sympathetically and understandingly. It was my fault. If I had known that he really couldn't see clearly, I should have maintained the most basic respect for the disabled.
"A person's appearance is meaningless to me. What the spiritual vision can see is your soul." He bent down and put a cold finger on my face, which made me shiver, "I I can distinguish everyone clearly, no matter whether their faces are covered by slave marks or not, no matter whether they have changed their appearance. Even if you die and are reincarnated, I can still recognize them. Because... the soul will never change. "
His tone was light and soft, and at the end, I shivered involuntarily.
"You..." I opened my mouth, "Then your life...isn't it miserable?"
Wu Yan raised his eyebrows.
"You see, in the eyes of those of us who see the world with our eyes, everyone is different. But if you look at the soul directly, wouldn't it be that the old friend who just died met you again with the same soul in a blink of an eye? You I fed the dogs all the sad and sad life and death before, how...how embarrassing..."
Wu Yan: "..."
I continued: "Also, wouldn't it be more embarrassing if you were reincarnated and changed gender. The big brother who bathed in the river with you yesterday suddenly turned into a girl, and you still remember him whimpering... Aww! You Why did you hit me? Wu Yan, you... can't you listen to the truth?!"
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