Married to a paranoid school bully after rebirth

Ran Jiayang was so embarrassed by the earthy love talk, he was speechless for a long time, and asked cautiously: Who are you?

Could it be Ye Yan who sent such awkward words to him? ?

He wouldn't believe it even if he was killed.Unless the person on the phone is not me.

On the other side, Ye Yan glanced at the reply, and said to the expectant Liu Peng, "He asked me who I am."

"This, how is this possible!" Liu Peng was shocked. This is a collection of sultry love stories he found on the Internet. How could it be useless? !

It must be that Ye Yan seldom talks about love, so Yang Yang is not used to it, well, it must be like this.

So Liu Peng continued to suggest: "Then you call him now and tell Yang Yang that you are yourself."

"Brother, do you know what a subwoofer is? It's a low-pitched, magnetic sound. It's the kind that speaks normally, but it's the kind that can make people's minds flutter~"

Since Ye Yan was a novice, Liu Peng showed him the case of the perfect subwoofer, which finally made him excited.

"Let me tell you, if you tease Yangyang with this voice, you will surely tease him to death!"

Ye Yan: "..."

To be honest, it's not that Ye Yan doesn't believe in the charm of the subwoofer, it's that he thinks that Ran Jiayang might not be interested in it.

A bit, greasy.After hearing this, Ran Jiayang probably thought he was bewitched.

But he couldn't stand Liu Peng saying that Ran Jiayang would like it, so he had to bite the bullet and make a phone call.

The phone was answered in seconds, and Ran Jiayang asked angrily: "Who are you, why did you take Ye Yan's phone?"

"I am, myself."

Ran Jiayang was stunned, it was Ye Yan's voice, but why couldn't he understand it?

In other words, it was Ye Yan who sent him the earthy love words just now?

Help, Ye Yan, is he bewitched? ?

Ran Jiayang stuttered in fright: "Oh... Then, why did you send me this?"

over the phone.

Liu Peng winked at Ye Yan desperately, and mouthed: "Subwoofer subwoofer."

Ye Yan looked at the Daquan Daquan on the mobile phone, and his voice was a little tense, a low hoarse and magnetic voice sounded: "Because I will think of you when I see beautiful things."

"..."

Ye Yan continued: "When I want to travel around the world, can I go around you?"

Ran Jiayang was stunned for a while, and asked dumbfounded: "Why?"

"Because you are my whole world."

Death ah ah ah -

Ran Jiayang himself didn't know why, when he heard such old-fashioned love words, and heard such a greasy subwoofer, his heart started to pound like a deer!

It's outrageous, it's outrageous, what the hell is Ye Yan doing?

"The world is big, but my heart is small, just enough to let you go."

"It's just stuck, so I can't let you out."

Ran Jiayang's face became hot, he murmured for a long time, but he didn't know what to say, and finally hung up the phone as if evading.

He threw the phone aside, covered himself in the quilt, and screamed silently.

Ahhh, this provocative subwoofer is going to kill me! ! !

On the other end of the phone, Ye Yan held the phone that was hung up, and said in an aggrieved tone, "He hung up on me."

Ye Yan had expected Ran Jiayang's reaction, but he never expected that the other party would hang up the phone directly.

Could it be that Ran Jiayang doesn't like love talk and subwoofer at all?

Liu Peng was also dumbfounded, scratched his head, and muttered: "It shouldn't be, Yang Yang likes you, so when you tease him, it's not normal for him to hate these things."

Or did Ran Jiayang not really like him that much?

Ye Yan began to fidget, but Liu Peng continued to come up with ideas: "In any case, besides using love words to tease, you can also use actions to tease. You can check it online."

"Also, you must try the trick of getting drunk. Yang Yang can't hide his words when he's drunk, so don't worry, it will definitely work!"

The phone call just now almost exhausted all Ye Yan's courage, he nodded and went back silently.

There are many opinions on the Internet about how to flirt with boyfriends to chase boys, Ye Yan carefully chose the one that seemed the most reliable, and decided to try it tonight.

Ye Yan had the key, so he didn't disturb other people when he came back. When he saw the light was still on downstairs, he knew that the person was still asleep.

He went to the kitchen to warm up a glass of milk, it was warm and guaranteed not to burn his mouth.

Then, holding a cup, she gently knocked on the door of Ran Jiayang's room.

"Dong dong."

Ran Jiayang was still wrapped in a quilt, thinking that his parents had arrived, he sat up suddenly.

The person who came was Ye Yan, who handed him a cup: "Milk helps sleep."

Why is there no subwoofer?

Ran Jiayang felt a little disappointed, and obediently drank the milk.

Ye Yan stared at him without moving, and after he finished drinking, he reached out and rubbed the corner of his mouth lightly: "It's stained with milk."

"..." Speak well, don't touch your hands, OK?

Ran Jiayang started bumping around again, what happened to Ye Yan today, did he drink fake wine?

His cheeks were a little red to the tip of his ears, he couldn't stop blinking, his heart was flustered, and his eyes panicked.

At this moment, Ye Yan suddenly moved closer and pressed a kiss on Ran Jiayang's forehead: "Good night."

Ahhhhh-! !

After Ye Yan left, Ran Jiayang turned into a screaming chicken, tumbling wildly on the bed.

Is Ye Yan teasing him?yes? ?

Sure enough, he was drinking fake wine, otherwise why would he take the initiative to tease him and kiss him!

Ran Jiayang was tired from thumping, and thought to himself, it's over, what happened to Ye Yan, a few simple words and one action hooked his soul away.

As a result of being teased repeatedly, Ran Jiayang started to dream.

In the dream, Ye Yan was always strong. He pinned him hard and asked through gritted teeth: "Do you still want to divorce? Huh?"

"Ran Jiayang, do you have the conscience to divorce me just for such a small matter?"

"Why don't I allow you to go to the bar, don't you have any points in your heart??"

In the dream, Ran Jiayang cried tremblingly and shook his head desperately: "No, we won't leave, woo woo..."

So Ran Jiayang woke up with fright.

This dream is too scary, but luckily it can only be a dream.

It's just that when Ran Jiayang noticed the wetness on his pants, his whole body was about to tear apart.

If this is seen by the nanny or mother...or passed to Ye Yan's ears...good guy, don't live at all.

Ran Jiayang changed his clothes with a blushing face, then quietly tiptoed downstairs, ready to go to the bathroom to destroy the "criminal evidence" of the corpse.

What he didn't know was that Ye Yan next door hadn't slept at all, and when he heard the door opening, he couldn't help getting up too.

Ran Jiayang didn't wash clothes much, so he only knew the general process.

It seems to wet the clothes with water first, and then put some laundry detergent on them to rub?

When he was collecting water in a basin, he suddenly heard a familiar voice asking, "What are you doing?"

"..." Ran Jiayang turned his head in horror, and the underwear in his hand fell off with a snap.

"You, listen to my explanation."

"Is there anything to explain, isn't this a normal thing?"

Ye Yan circled Ran Jiayang from behind, held Ran Jiayang's with warm hands, and smiled softly: "Your way of rubbing clothes is wrong, I will teach you."

"..." Ran Jiayang was in a bad mood.

You teach me, why do you use such an ambiguous posture?

And big brother, don't you think this kind of behavior is weird?

Ran Jiayang wanted to cry, but what they washed together was his soiled underwear!

Ye Yan held Ran Jiayang's hand and rubbed and rubbed that poor pair of underwear together. Ran Jiayang blushed and was so embarrassed that he wanted to get into the cracks in the ground. Ye Yan smiled at the corner of his mouth, as if he was quite happy, enjoying it?

Have fun, why do you look like a pervert, what kind of techniques do you need to rub clothes, as long as you rub them clean?

After finally washing it, Ye Yan hung the underwear on the balcony and took Ran Jiayang's hand to go upstairs.

Then one forcefully pushed the person into his room.

Ran Jiayang shivered all over, shrinking his neck helplessly, like a big quail shivering in the cold wind.

"What are you doing, what are you doing?" What's wrong with Ye Yan today, everything is wrong.

Ye Yan approached slowly, and Ran Jiayang didn't know what to do for a while, so he could only keep backing away until his back touched the wall.

The atmosphere suddenly became ambiguous, and the peach fragrance on Ran Jiayang's body became more intense, Ye Yan sniffed deeply, and there seemed to be flames burning in his eyes.

"What did you dream about just now? Huh?"

Ye Yan propped his elbows against the wall, and the two of them were almost nose to nose, just a little short of kissing.

"No...it's nothing," Ran Jiayang pretended to be calm, and his tone was quite blunt, "You said it yourself, this is a very normal thing, why are you asking me now?!"

Could it be that their current posture is the legendary Bidong?

"Ye Yan, did you drink fake wine or have a fever? Why are you acting weird tonight?"

Ran Jiayang touched Ye Yan's forehead with the back of his hand, the temperature was normal, and he didn't have a fever, but why...

"I don't have a fever, and I'm not possessed by evil spirits." Ye Yan said calmly as if he could see what he was thinking.

"Then what do you want to do?"

Ye Yan's expression was serious as if he was listening to a class: "Didn't you see that, I'm teasing you."

"..."

Ran Jiayang was dumbfounded, but Ye Yan skipped the topic and continued to ask: "Did you dream of me just now?"

"In the dream, what are we doing?"

Just these two short sentences made Ran Jiayang quickly recall that charming dream.

In the dream, Ye Yan attacked the city and seized the territory, and Ran Jiayang was defeated. The trembling feeling of being completely dominated and possessed by Ye Yan quietly swept over at this moment.

His voice began to tremble, he bit his lip, and said sternly: "You ask this is sexual harassment, do you understand? Besides, if you don't let me go, I will be angry!"

Ye Yan curled his lips and smiled: "After getting angry, I will buy osmanthus cake to coax you? Why are you so easy to coax?"

Ran Jiayang curled his lips, turned his face to the side, and snorted softly: "Well, this trick doesn't work for everyone."

But as soon as he said the words, he realized that this seemed to confirm Ye Yan's specialness to him.

Ye Yan moved his eyes, locked Ran Jiayang's waist, and said in a hoarse voice, "If you hate me like this, just shout out."

His lips touched Ran Jiayang's lips lightly, like a polite gentleman patiently inviting the lady he likes to agree to dance.

Of course Ran Jiayang didn't hate it, he softened his waist almost immediately, acquiescing to everything Ye Yan did to him.

Just as he closed his eyes tightly and responded unskillfully, Ye Yan suddenly let him go.

"good night."

Ye Yan gently pushed Ran Jiayang, motioned him to go back to the room, and then closed the door.

Ran Jiayang suddenly sober: "..."

What was he doing just now?

What the hell is this stinky man Ye Yan doing? !

Damn, Ye Yan, you run away after flirting, you are really immoral! ! !

Ran Jiayang was so angry that he turned into a puffer fish, and went back to his bedroom angrily.

In this dream, he beat Ye Yan severely.

When eating breakfast the next day, Ran Jiayang took advantage of Ran's father and Ran's mother's inattention and kicked Ye Yan hard, but he was still puzzled.

Ye Yan raised his eyebrows, and whispered in his ear: "Why are you so angry, did you dirty your underwear last night?"