Did Yokohama Bungo write today?
Chapter 60
Like a salted mackerel, Osamu Dazai slumped on the sofa of the Armed Detective Agency with nothing to do.
This is the norm in his daily life, especially in the few days after staying up late to catch up on drafts.
"so boring--"
The young man deliberately drew a long tone and turned around lazily, most likely he was slacking off again.
Hearing Dazai Osamu's speech as usual, Kunikida Doppo, who was serious about writing the report, couldn't help his veins bulging, and his hand holding the pen paused for a long time before continuing to write heavily.
If it was normal, he might just turn a blind eye and close one eye in annoyance, but there have been many bad incidents in Yokohama recently, and the number of commissions from armed detective agencies has also increased.
Therefore, when he saw Osamu Dazai avoiding work in daily life, he became far more irritable than before.
It's just that Dazai didn't pay attention to Kunikida Doppo's bad mood. Instead, he hummed a self-compiled love song in a good mood, which seriously affected Kunikida Doppo's work.
Even, the voice of his humming became louder and louder, with the momentum to make Kunikida Doppo break another pen.
"Dazai! Don't disturb other people..." Kunikida shouted unbearably, before he finished speaking, he was surprised to find that Oda Sakunosuke stood up suddenly, as if he had been told something that he couldn't accept.
"What's wrong?" Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses pretending to be calm, a little surprised by his colleague's strange behavior.
Oda Sakunosuke stood there in a daze for a long time before he put down the magazine in his hands helplessly. He said to himself, "Why? "Evil Spirit" stopped updating this week..."
"Huh?" Even Dazai Osamu, who was leisurely beside him, sat up immediately, and he exclaimed in disbelief, "Why did Teacher Lan Feng's "Evil Spirit" stop updating!"
"Damn—I haven't guessed who the culprit is yet!"
""Evil Spirit"?" Kunikida Doppo has not yet figured out the situation, and is puzzled by the complicated reactions of his colleagues, especially Oda Sakunosuke.
"Doesn't Kunikida read magazines?" Osamu Dazai said in a wicked way, ""Evil Spirit" can be said to be the best mystery novel that I have read so far and is being serialized!"
After hearing Dazai Osamu's high evaluation of this mystery novel, Kunikida Doppo couldn't help but wrote down the name of this serialized novel in his notebook.
Since the arrival of peer writers, some members of the detective agency have also begun to consciously come into contact with various literary works.
Kunikida Doppo is also one of them.
"It's been dove again."
Oda Sakunosuke softly stated the fact that although he is also a pigeon spirit in essence, he still finds it difficult to accept the matter of being "pigeoned".
"So, it's all Ango's fault!" Osamu Dazai couldn't help but attribute the suspension of "Evil Spirit" to Ango Sakaguchi, "If Ango hadn't recommended this novel to us, we wouldn't have I was dove by Teacher Lanfeng!"
"Dazai, Ango should be the most uncomfortable among us." Oda Sakunosuke didn't take Dazai Osamu's joke seriously. He was also stabbed by his favorite novel, but he could understand the complicated mood of Sakaguchi Ango at this time.
"It's too much! Odasaku, you actually spoke for Ango!" Osamu Dazai pretended to be hurt, with "Am I the one you love the most" written all over his face, and said aggrievedly, "Obviously it's Ango's fault." Well! I like mystery novels and come to harm us.”
"If he is capable, he will write a mystery novel himself!"
"But Dazai is also very happy to watch." Oda Sakunosuke replied straightforwardly, "Also always discussing with Ango who is the real criminal."
"No——Odasaku, you are absolutely wrong!" Dazai Osamu refused to admit that the killer was himself, "I can't do that!"
The two were still discussing the topic of "Is it Ango's fault?" Of course, Dazai Osamu was almost the only one who kept yelling.
Kunikida Doppo, however, turned to the last few pages of the magazine on the table, and he couldn't help feeling a little pity for his serious personality, and he read out the small words next to the column word by word.
"Serial suspension notice - because the detective (me) thinks that no one will be able to guess who the criminal is, so I don't want to continue serializing this novel..."
Dazai and Odasaku immediately stopped their conversation, and the two looked at each other in disbelief, this time even Dazai felt what a "backstab" was like.
"I always feel like I can hear this kind of tone." Kunikida Doppo subconsciously muttered, and continued reading.
"...The famous detective (I) also sympathized with your feelings, so I finally decided to suspend "Evil Spirit" for a month."
After Kunikida finished reading all the words in the column, the two people around him recovered a little bit.
"Dazai." Oda Sakunosuke suddenly pressed Dazai Osamu's shoulder, and demanded very seriously: "You must not be like Mr. Lanfeng, such as casually marking the end of your novel with 'to be continued' of……"
In order not to be "getting pigeons" again, Oda Sakunosuke decided to first ensure that his friends around him would not try this kind of thing that made readers angry.
"Odasaku, you are too serious..." Before Dazai Osamu finished speaking, Sakaguchi Yasugo called.
Dazai answered the phone with great anticipation. He guessed that Ango already knew the update status of "Evil Spirit".
But Ango Sakaguchi on the other end of the phone remained strangely silent until Osamu Dazai clicked on the speaker.
"Dazai..."
It sounded quite normal.
"What's wrong? Ango." Osamu Dazai's harsh voice sounded, "Have you read the latest issue of "Evil Spirit"?"
"...I'm in Lupine now..."
Sakaguchi Ango's mood at this time was obviously not right.
"Teacher Lanfeng...he actually stopped updating!"
"Did you know that the next step after stopping the update is not to resume the serialization-" Ango Sakaguchi expressed his opinion loudly as if he was drunk, "it's the unfinished ending!"
"Calm down, Ango." Oda Sakunosuke comforted with empathy.
"I can't calm down anymore." Ango Sakaguchi's voice became louder and louder, and he even began to wail, "Odasaku!"
"If I didn't read "Evil Spirit" by Teacher Lan Feng, I would die this month!"
"Ango, please don't imitate Dazai." Oda Sakunosuke said earnestly, he turned his head helplessly, only to find that Dazai Osamu was recording with great interest—recording the dark history of a certain social animal.
"Don't cut it in half...don't leave it unfinished...Mr. Lanfeng, please finish writing..." The poor social animal chattered on the phone, and suddenly begged Oda Sakunosuke as if he had cheered up, "Oda Saku—— —”
"I want to entrust the detective agency to find Teacher Lanfeng!"
"Hey?"
The unrelated person Kunikida Doppo was at a loss.
"Teacher Lanfeng must have stopped updating for other reasons!" Sakaguchi Ango hinted to himself, "So I'm going to help the teacher solve all the troubles...so..."
Just as Oda Sakunosuke was about to say something, a sound similar to a building explosion came from the other end of the phone.
"Ango—"
After a long noise, the phone was completely hung up.
"..."
Everyone remained silent for a while, until Osamu Dazai couldn't help but sneered.
"What's going on?" Kunikida Doppo walked to the window of the detective agency suspiciously, wanting to check the situation, but found Osamu Dazai was already there.
"Wow." Osamu Dazai couldn't help clapping his hands, he had figured out the source of the explosion and was eagerly preparing to celebrate.
In any case, this "gift" that just happened to appear was indeed what he wanted.
According to Osamu Dazai's understanding of the character of his disciple in another world, [Tanaka Hideko] must have used a very interesting method to complete this Hong Kong. Hei Building Explosion Gift.
Oda Sakunosuke was sensitive to Osamu Dazai's emotional changes, and curiously asked Dazai who was holding back his laughter, "Are you all right, Dazai."
"It's okay!" Osamu Dazai happily lay down by the window of the detective agency, hoping that he could enjoy the famous scene of the explosion up close. "It's just that there was another interesting explosion there!"
"So that's how it is." Oda Sakunosuke suddenly realized.
Kunikida Doppo finally regained his senses from the state of shock. This large-scale explosion obviously originated from that iconic building.
He belatedly concluded by himself: "Is something going to happen in Yokohama again?"
After speaking, through the window, Kunikida saw the obvious overgrowth of green plants in a certain port and black building in the distance.
"Probably..." Thinking of Mori Ogai's gradual baldness, Osamu Dazai gloated, "Anyway, it has nothing to do with the detective agency!"
"But... Ango's place should be fine, right?" Conscience Oda Sakunosuke was still worried about the situation at Sakaguchi Ango's place.
"Don't worry!" Osamu Dazai said in a relaxed tone, "Based on Ango's normal state after finishing the draft, maybe he just took a few 'sleeping pills' and is already sound asleep."
"Take sleeping pills while drinking?" The shocked Kunikida Doppo hesitated to say the truth.
"Yeah, I didn't expect Ango to come up with such an interesting idea." Osamu Dazai thought of another Ango Sakaguchi.
"What's so interesting?" Kunikida Doppo was not distracted, he said in a calm manner, "What do you think, this is very bad for your health!"
"That's right, next time I have to remind Ango to pay attention to my health." Under Kunikida Doppo's gratified gaze, Oda Sakunosuke said his own selfish words, "Otherwise, even Ango's stable update may... ..."
"Odasaku." Osamu Dazai, who noticed the strange green plants first, read softly, "I think...something bad is going to happen."
"Can I go back first?"
"Don't be so confident about skipping work!" Kunikida Doppo gritted his teeth.
"Idiot Dazai!"
It was a famous detective who came back suddenly from the dessert shop to prevent Osamu Dazai from skipping work, but the expression on his face was not good.
"Let me solve the trouble I caused myself!"
Obviously, the famous detective Edogawa Ranpo also has a bad feeling.
The author has something to say: To the readers:
I'm sorry, some not-so-good things happened in the author's three-dimensional family, which caused my mother to suddenly disapprove of my writing in Jinjiang (to a certain extent, my mother was doing it for my own good).Affected by these things (the dispute between me and my mother caused the computer on the side to break down), my nearly [-] manuscripts were completely lost due to the formatting of the computer.And, after that, my mother found me a lot of things to do in the third dimension.
Life has put a lot of pressure on me psychologically. I haven't had the courage to write again for nearly half a month, and even the original enthusiasm for writing has almost disappeared.
When the relationship between my mother and I eased a little (after communication, my mother has agreed with me to continue writing articles), I downloaded the Jinjiang APP again, summoned up the courage to publish a new chapter, and hoped that readers would leave a message below.
It is difficult for me to explain the reasons for the disappearance to the readers in detail. I can only hope that I can maintain a stable update in the future and will not disappoint the readers again.
Thanks to every angel for their messages while I was "disappearing".
【Fresh Tea】Stay on 2021.8.17
This is the norm in his daily life, especially in the few days after staying up late to catch up on drafts.
"so boring--"
The young man deliberately drew a long tone and turned around lazily, most likely he was slacking off again.
Hearing Dazai Osamu's speech as usual, Kunikida Doppo, who was serious about writing the report, couldn't help his veins bulging, and his hand holding the pen paused for a long time before continuing to write heavily.
If it was normal, he might just turn a blind eye and close one eye in annoyance, but there have been many bad incidents in Yokohama recently, and the number of commissions from armed detective agencies has also increased.
Therefore, when he saw Osamu Dazai avoiding work in daily life, he became far more irritable than before.
It's just that Dazai didn't pay attention to Kunikida Doppo's bad mood. Instead, he hummed a self-compiled love song in a good mood, which seriously affected Kunikida Doppo's work.
Even, the voice of his humming became louder and louder, with the momentum to make Kunikida Doppo break another pen.
"Dazai! Don't disturb other people..." Kunikida shouted unbearably, before he finished speaking, he was surprised to find that Oda Sakunosuke stood up suddenly, as if he had been told something that he couldn't accept.
"What's wrong?" Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses pretending to be calm, a little surprised by his colleague's strange behavior.
Oda Sakunosuke stood there in a daze for a long time before he put down the magazine in his hands helplessly. He said to himself, "Why? "Evil Spirit" stopped updating this week..."
"Huh?" Even Dazai Osamu, who was leisurely beside him, sat up immediately, and he exclaimed in disbelief, "Why did Teacher Lan Feng's "Evil Spirit" stop updating!"
"Damn—I haven't guessed who the culprit is yet!"
""Evil Spirit"?" Kunikida Doppo has not yet figured out the situation, and is puzzled by the complicated reactions of his colleagues, especially Oda Sakunosuke.
"Doesn't Kunikida read magazines?" Osamu Dazai said in a wicked way, ""Evil Spirit" can be said to be the best mystery novel that I have read so far and is being serialized!"
After hearing Dazai Osamu's high evaluation of this mystery novel, Kunikida Doppo couldn't help but wrote down the name of this serialized novel in his notebook.
Since the arrival of peer writers, some members of the detective agency have also begun to consciously come into contact with various literary works.
Kunikida Doppo is also one of them.
"It's been dove again."
Oda Sakunosuke softly stated the fact that although he is also a pigeon spirit in essence, he still finds it difficult to accept the matter of being "pigeoned".
"So, it's all Ango's fault!" Osamu Dazai couldn't help but attribute the suspension of "Evil Spirit" to Ango Sakaguchi, "If Ango hadn't recommended this novel to us, we wouldn't have I was dove by Teacher Lanfeng!"
"Dazai, Ango should be the most uncomfortable among us." Oda Sakunosuke didn't take Dazai Osamu's joke seriously. He was also stabbed by his favorite novel, but he could understand the complicated mood of Sakaguchi Ango at this time.
"It's too much! Odasaku, you actually spoke for Ango!" Osamu Dazai pretended to be hurt, with "Am I the one you love the most" written all over his face, and said aggrievedly, "Obviously it's Ango's fault." Well! I like mystery novels and come to harm us.”
"If he is capable, he will write a mystery novel himself!"
"But Dazai is also very happy to watch." Oda Sakunosuke replied straightforwardly, "Also always discussing with Ango who is the real criminal."
"No——Odasaku, you are absolutely wrong!" Dazai Osamu refused to admit that the killer was himself, "I can't do that!"
The two were still discussing the topic of "Is it Ango's fault?" Of course, Dazai Osamu was almost the only one who kept yelling.
Kunikida Doppo, however, turned to the last few pages of the magazine on the table, and he couldn't help feeling a little pity for his serious personality, and he read out the small words next to the column word by word.
"Serial suspension notice - because the detective (me) thinks that no one will be able to guess who the criminal is, so I don't want to continue serializing this novel..."
Dazai and Odasaku immediately stopped their conversation, and the two looked at each other in disbelief, this time even Dazai felt what a "backstab" was like.
"I always feel like I can hear this kind of tone." Kunikida Doppo subconsciously muttered, and continued reading.
"...The famous detective (I) also sympathized with your feelings, so I finally decided to suspend "Evil Spirit" for a month."
After Kunikida finished reading all the words in the column, the two people around him recovered a little bit.
"Dazai." Oda Sakunosuke suddenly pressed Dazai Osamu's shoulder, and demanded very seriously: "You must not be like Mr. Lanfeng, such as casually marking the end of your novel with 'to be continued' of……"
In order not to be "getting pigeons" again, Oda Sakunosuke decided to first ensure that his friends around him would not try this kind of thing that made readers angry.
"Odasaku, you are too serious..." Before Dazai Osamu finished speaking, Sakaguchi Yasugo called.
Dazai answered the phone with great anticipation. He guessed that Ango already knew the update status of "Evil Spirit".
But Ango Sakaguchi on the other end of the phone remained strangely silent until Osamu Dazai clicked on the speaker.
"Dazai..."
It sounded quite normal.
"What's wrong? Ango." Osamu Dazai's harsh voice sounded, "Have you read the latest issue of "Evil Spirit"?"
"...I'm in Lupine now..."
Sakaguchi Ango's mood at this time was obviously not right.
"Teacher Lanfeng...he actually stopped updating!"
"Did you know that the next step after stopping the update is not to resume the serialization-" Ango Sakaguchi expressed his opinion loudly as if he was drunk, "it's the unfinished ending!"
"Calm down, Ango." Oda Sakunosuke comforted with empathy.
"I can't calm down anymore." Ango Sakaguchi's voice became louder and louder, and he even began to wail, "Odasaku!"
"If I didn't read "Evil Spirit" by Teacher Lan Feng, I would die this month!"
"Ango, please don't imitate Dazai." Oda Sakunosuke said earnestly, he turned his head helplessly, only to find that Dazai Osamu was recording with great interest—recording the dark history of a certain social animal.
"Don't cut it in half...don't leave it unfinished...Mr. Lanfeng, please finish writing..." The poor social animal chattered on the phone, and suddenly begged Oda Sakunosuke as if he had cheered up, "Oda Saku—— —”
"I want to entrust the detective agency to find Teacher Lanfeng!"
"Hey?"
The unrelated person Kunikida Doppo was at a loss.
"Teacher Lanfeng must have stopped updating for other reasons!" Sakaguchi Ango hinted to himself, "So I'm going to help the teacher solve all the troubles...so..."
Just as Oda Sakunosuke was about to say something, a sound similar to a building explosion came from the other end of the phone.
"Ango—"
After a long noise, the phone was completely hung up.
"..."
Everyone remained silent for a while, until Osamu Dazai couldn't help but sneered.
"What's going on?" Kunikida Doppo walked to the window of the detective agency suspiciously, wanting to check the situation, but found Osamu Dazai was already there.
"Wow." Osamu Dazai couldn't help clapping his hands, he had figured out the source of the explosion and was eagerly preparing to celebrate.
In any case, this "gift" that just happened to appear was indeed what he wanted.
According to Osamu Dazai's understanding of the character of his disciple in another world, [Tanaka Hideko] must have used a very interesting method to complete this Hong Kong. Hei Building Explosion Gift.
Oda Sakunosuke was sensitive to Osamu Dazai's emotional changes, and curiously asked Dazai who was holding back his laughter, "Are you all right, Dazai."
"It's okay!" Osamu Dazai happily lay down by the window of the detective agency, hoping that he could enjoy the famous scene of the explosion up close. "It's just that there was another interesting explosion there!"
"So that's how it is." Oda Sakunosuke suddenly realized.
Kunikida Doppo finally regained his senses from the state of shock. This large-scale explosion obviously originated from that iconic building.
He belatedly concluded by himself: "Is something going to happen in Yokohama again?"
After speaking, through the window, Kunikida saw the obvious overgrowth of green plants in a certain port and black building in the distance.
"Probably..." Thinking of Mori Ogai's gradual baldness, Osamu Dazai gloated, "Anyway, it has nothing to do with the detective agency!"
"But... Ango's place should be fine, right?" Conscience Oda Sakunosuke was still worried about the situation at Sakaguchi Ango's place.
"Don't worry!" Osamu Dazai said in a relaxed tone, "Based on Ango's normal state after finishing the draft, maybe he just took a few 'sleeping pills' and is already sound asleep."
"Take sleeping pills while drinking?" The shocked Kunikida Doppo hesitated to say the truth.
"Yeah, I didn't expect Ango to come up with such an interesting idea." Osamu Dazai thought of another Ango Sakaguchi.
"What's so interesting?" Kunikida Doppo was not distracted, he said in a calm manner, "What do you think, this is very bad for your health!"
"That's right, next time I have to remind Ango to pay attention to my health." Under Kunikida Doppo's gratified gaze, Oda Sakunosuke said his own selfish words, "Otherwise, even Ango's stable update may... ..."
"Odasaku." Osamu Dazai, who noticed the strange green plants first, read softly, "I think...something bad is going to happen."
"Can I go back first?"
"Don't be so confident about skipping work!" Kunikida Doppo gritted his teeth.
"Idiot Dazai!"
It was a famous detective who came back suddenly from the dessert shop to prevent Osamu Dazai from skipping work, but the expression on his face was not good.
"Let me solve the trouble I caused myself!"
Obviously, the famous detective Edogawa Ranpo also has a bad feeling.
The author has something to say: To the readers:
I'm sorry, some not-so-good things happened in the author's three-dimensional family, which caused my mother to suddenly disapprove of my writing in Jinjiang (to a certain extent, my mother was doing it for my own good).Affected by these things (the dispute between me and my mother caused the computer on the side to break down), my nearly [-] manuscripts were completely lost due to the formatting of the computer.And, after that, my mother found me a lot of things to do in the third dimension.
Life has put a lot of pressure on me psychologically. I haven't had the courage to write again for nearly half a month, and even the original enthusiasm for writing has almost disappeared.
When the relationship between my mother and I eased a little (after communication, my mother has agreed with me to continue writing articles), I downloaded the Jinjiang APP again, summoned up the courage to publish a new chapter, and hoped that readers would leave a message below.
It is difficult for me to explain the reasons for the disappearance to the readers in detail. I can only hope that I can maintain a stable update in the future and will not disappoint the readers again.
Thanks to every angel for their messages while I was "disappearing".
【Fresh Tea】Stay on 2021.8.17
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