Did Yokohama Bungo write today?
Chapter 29
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Chaotic black mud.
Yui Hanyu seemed to be suffocating, he narrowed his eyes uncontrollably, resisting the urge to retch again.
Hanyu has seen many kinds of invaders before, but he was actually allowed to face them directly, and there were actually few times. His understanding of invaders came more from the teacher in the library.
He also understands that [Wenhao] is more likely to be "infected" by corrupting invaders because vests are considered semi-alchemy products.
What's more, Mr. Dazai also has a dark side in essence, and is more susceptible to the influence of similar things.
Thinking like this, even Hanyu's own consciousness felt submerged in a vast ocean of black mud.
He opened his eyes in a daze, and his vision was full of corroders and curse spirits coming towards him.
"Dazai!" Chanyuan Maki kicked away the low-level curse spirits of [Dazai Osamu] one after another, and the red spear directly cut off the ones that were closer, "What's going on?"
According to the original idea, it was originally Gojo teacher and the new seniors who brought 【Osamu Dazai】to experience how the conjurer exorcises the curse spirit.
But as soon as he arrived in front of the teaching building of a certain high school, the disqualified teacher suddenly left everyone behind and walked away.
Then, the school was occupied by all kinds of magic spirits in an instant.
A more serious thing happened, [Osamu Dazai] was targeted by an unknown monster similar to a super-spirit.
While fighting against the curse spirit, the freshmen protected 【Osamu Dazai】whose situation was not quite right.
"It's all my fault..." 【Osamu Dazai】his pupils constricted, and he muttered dully, "I should have died..."
Although the teacher told him in advance that the teenager had serious psychological problems, the panda never thought that the seemingly lively little cherry would suddenly have an emotional outburst during the battle.
Fortunately, [Tan Kazuo] still has a certain amount of reason, which makes up for [Dazai Osamu]'s lack of combat power.
Panda felt that the situation was very dangerous, so he immediately took the mobile phone [Tan Yixiong] wrapped in a bandage, and called Gojo Satoru under the cover of his flame.
And [Osamu Dazai] stood staggeringly behind the curse spirit [Tan Kazuo] like a puppet with a broken string, ink stains suddenly appeared on the book around his waist, the ominous ink gradually dyed the cover black, and An unsettling light is faintly emitted.
Zenyuan Maki decisively cut off the strange curse spirit that suddenly attacked, and the curse spirit was split into two and turned into a puddle of "ink".
But to everyone's surprise, the remains of the cursed spirits that had been exorcised fused together like mud, turning into a more terrifying existence.
"Rebirth?" The panda, which has turned into an orangutan, speculated solemnly, "Is this the rumored 'curse spirit that cannot be exorcised'?"
"Don't move!" the dog curly thorn opened the neckline and read aloud.
The curse spirit that was about to sneak attack can also be called the existence of the split body of the corroder. Its body froze in mid-air. Although it was only for a short moment, it was completely destroyed by the flame of [Tan Yixiong] in an instant. Burned to ashes.
"No resurrection?" Chanyuan Maki turned her head away, a little surprised.
But before she could think about it, the curse spirits struck again one after another.
"That's right." [Osamu Dazai] behind him still whispered, "The people who have died are actually..."
According to his will, the book on his waist turned into a gray scythe with an ominous light, [Tan Yixiong] wrapped the black bandage around the boy's arm, but was torn off by the boy directly.
【Osamu Dazai】Reaping the corroders expressionlessly, accompanied by extremely ominous spell power, there are more and more wreckage around him, and the feeling of the young man is becoming more and more disturbing.
"Mentaiko!" Goujuanji shouted intuitively.
For a while, everyone couldn't tell who was the real curse spirit.
A shot went off.
The bullet aimed at 【Osamu Dazai】 who was fighting, and with the sneering sound of the blond boy who suddenly appeared, everyone turned their eyes to the other side.
The flaming bandage quickly wrapped up the bullet, burning it to ashes as if it had been practiced countless times.
"Cut." The blond boy glared at [Tan Yixiong], and turned his head resentfully.
"Children?!" Chanyuan Maki frowned, she held the magic tool vigilantly, "Why are there children here?"
"Huh?" The underage boy replied angrily, "Who do you call a child?"
"I'm an adult!" After saying that, the boy fired again, but this time he aimed at the attacking invader.
It's just that the hit rate is much lower than last time.
In comparison, the high school student next to him who doesn't seem to have any combat experience, but whose configuration is inexplicably similar to [Osamu Dazai] looks more reliable.
Yi Gu Youtai took a deep breath, he held tightly the wooden knife presented by his teacher, and with the help of Lixiang, the special magic spirit behind him, he beheaded the attacking invader.
The wooden sword has a metallic gleam when it is swung, like a strange item made by an alchemist.
All the intruders who were cut by the wooden knife screamed shrilly, and then were completely beheaded by Yi Gu Youta.
"Successful exorcism?" Chanyuan Maki stared at Otoku Yuta's wooden knife with interest, and guessed, "Strange magic tool?"
The blond boy didn't care about the astonishment of others. He ignored the twisted and strange invaders around him, and sneered at Little Cherry in the middle of the battlefield: "Hey——"
"Dazai!" He fiddled with the weapon in his hand casually, but his smile became more gloating, "Your face looks like a mackerel floating in the sky!"
【Osamu Dazai】didn't look like he was about to cry as usual, he stopped the movements of his hands dumbly, and replied somewhat mechanically: "Chuya?"
That voice can be said to be very suitable for [Osamu Dazai]'s current state, soft, like an ignorant kitten asking for forgiveness after making a mistake, and made [Nakahara Chuya], who has always been difficult to deal with him, sick for a while.
"What kind of strange reaction did you have?" [Nakahara Chuya] couldn't help but shoot randomly, as if he was a master of human body outline, the bullets completely wiped the little cherry's sluggish hair However, "You are still the same, not pleasing to the eye at all, it is really annoying to look at."
He simply rubbed his wrist, and the weapon he was playing with turned into a book, and even disappeared completely afterwards.
He seemed to have made all the preparations, and walked in the direction of 【Dazai Osamu】with great interest.
"Don't stop me!" The little boy showed the evil smile that a villain must have, "I know you can understand what I say, bad boy."
The temperature around him instantly dropped, and the cold water vapor collided with the high temperature caused by the curse spirit [Tan Yixiong] to form a white mist, and even snowflakes visible to the naked eye appeared in the air.
"This is a task arranged by the secretary." Accompanied by pure white snowflakes, [Nakahara Chuya] directly raised his fist, it is hard to imagine that his small body can have such great strength, "So, quickly put you away That ridiculous look!"
"Extraordinary ability—"
[Zhong Yuan Zhong Ye] snorted coldly.
"Among filthy sorrows."
The snowflakes all over the sky, the sudden drop in temperature, and the unspeakable mental shock.
The impact of the supernatural ability regardless of enemy or friend caused a blizzard in the college, and the dirty white mist blocked everyone's sight. When they came back to their senses, everyone found that the teaching building had been completely frozen by the boy's supernatural power.
The surrounding flowers, plants and trees were not spared either, some were hung with crystal icicles, and some were completely covered by snow.
What's relaxing is that the successive curse spirits before have been completely wiped out, and the most terrifying super curse spirit has also been frozen into ice sculptures, becoming a hot-eyed work of art.
"Where is Dazai?" The panda still maintained the appearance of the orangutan, and through the misty fog, he still noticed the disappearance of the little cherry in the field.
"He's fine!" [Nakahara Chuya] came into everyone's sight from the scattered mist, he patted the snow on his cloak, and didn't care about everyone's vigilant movements, "Maybe he's still hiding in other places. Secretly wiping tears from people's arms!"
And Yui Hanyu, who directed and acted in a play that was actually "I hit myself", was already pounding the ground in embarrassment in his heart. In fact, [Dazai Osamu] and [Tan Kazuo] were just "rebooted", but he only Being able to follow Teacher Zhongye's personality, he said nonchalantly:
"Anyway, the bastard bastard is notoriously a coward!"
Seeing that everyone was still vigilant, [Nakahara Chuya] lost his temper. He crossed his arms and pointed directly at Gojo Satoru, who had been eating melons and watching the show behind him, and the high school student holding a knife.
"Disqualified teacher!" Zenyuan Maki shook the spear dissatisfied, but was soon attracted by more important things.
"I didn't cry!"
It was a familiar lively voice, but the first-year students turned their attention to Gojo Satoru.
"Could it be that the teacher is playing a prank again." Panda couldn't help muttering in a low voice, "After all, the voice is so similar."
Zenyuan Maki also remembered the previous oolong: "That's right, last time he deliberately spoke in Dazai's tone."
"Salmon." Curly the dog agreed without hesitation.
But everyone sincerely turned their gazes to the source of the sound just now, only to see Little Cherry's red head popping out timidly.
"Idiot Chuya!" After shouting out what he wanted to say with all his courage, 【Osamu Dazai】 retracted his head from the heart.
"Oh! Who is this?" Gojo Satoru looked at the man standing in front of [Dazai Osamu] with a grin, even though he had seen him many times in the series in his dream.
"Tan Kazuo." The man with a gentle temperament condoned Little Cherry's behavior, and apologized helplessly, "Dazai has caused you trouble."
"Tan Yixiong?" Chanyuan Maki silently read the man's name, coupled with the man's familiar guarding behavior, she said to herself in disbelief, "Are you..."
"Tangun?" Panda answered Zenin Maki's guess.
"Ah." [Tan Kazuo] was stroking the dazed hair behind Little Cherry who had started to become active again, as if comforting the frightened [Dazai Osamu], "It's me."
The pupils of the first-year students were quakes.
"Mentaiko!" Gou Juanji even blurted out Gou Juan language that shouldn't be said on this occasion.
"No way!" Chanyuan Maki recalled the image of the dark curse spirit in her memory who couldn't communicate normally. She still couldn't accept the facts in front of her. "Aren't you a curse spirit? How did you become..."
Having received some introductions about the magic world on the way, Otoko Yuta also turned his curious eyes to the strange duo.
It was [Central Plains Chuya] who had been drifting away from the crowd all the time who spoke.
"Obviously, I have already seen the general situation, why do I have to ask such a question again?"
"It's so long-winded!"
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"But I want to hear Tangun explain himself—"
Gojo Satoru unhappily prolonged the tone, causing the freshmen reserve who were relatively close to him to quickly move away.
"It's just what you saw." Tan Yixiong replied succinctly, "I changed from a curse spirit back to a human being."
"Well...if we in the library are still human," he added.
Gojo Satoru had already taken off his sunglasses, his clear blue eyes were fixed on the little cherry hiding behind [Kazuo Tan], and he said something even more surprising to everyone.
"Student Xiuzhi, maybe it should be Azhi, but now it can no longer be regarded as the category of human beings in your mouth."
"Curse spirit? Or..."
"It's none of your business."
After returning to normal, [Tan Kazuo] always had a very tough attitude on issues related to [Dazai Osamu], and he bluntly prevented Gojo Satoru from guessing.
"Why? Isn't Dazai still fine now?" Panda felt that after tonight, his knowledge base about spells had been dismantled and rebuilt.
"Did Dazai be this tall before?" Zenyuan Maki was still a girl after all, and it didn't take long to discover the subtle changes in [Dazai Osamu], "It seems that he has grown up a bit. Before, he looked like a junior high school student, but now he feels more like High school student."
"It's so annoying!" the blond boy shouted abruptly, "Stop talking!"
Because he mentioned a very sensitive topic of [Nakahara Chuya], his tone was not good.
"Now that you've recovered, go to Yokohama quickly, Gaocun and Xinping are still there!"
"Did Xinping come too?" [Tan Yixiong] was a little surprised.
[Chuya Nakahara] didn't answer his question, the strange weapon returned to his hand at some point, he quickly aimed and shot and shattered the frozen Corruptor split body.
"I'll go first!" After finishing his task, the boy left the scene without looking back.
[Tan Yixiong] I am used to the friends around me handing over all the mess to him, so he simply asked Gojo Satoru: "Any questions?"
"Why can't those curse spirits be exorcised?" Gojo Satoru asked a question that he almost understood.
"Because part of those curse spirits are corroders, they are not of the same power system as yours, so they cannot be eliminated by your method of exorcising curse spirits." [Tan Yixiong] explained, "but you can use some external force, and here Things can be a little complicated."
"However, my friend is in trouble now." He smiled apologetically again, "Dazai and I will leave first."
After the blond-haired boy before left, [Osamu Dazai] walked out from behind [Kazuo Tan] in a relaxed manner. He said goodbye to his former classmates heartlessly, but kept silent about his state.
"Are you going to Yokohama now? It's already so late, why don't you come to the high school as a guest?"
"No, I've been bothering you for a long time."
"And, sir, you have a lot of things to deal with now." [Tan Yixiong] hinted at the end.
After the two left, Gojo Satoru put on his sunglasses again, but his tone was a little more excited.
"This is the new classmate Xiuzhi No. [-]. Let me tell you in advance that the curse spirit behind him is just an ordinary special-grade curse spirit!"
With the reference of former classmates, everyone accepted this combination well.
However, what is an "ordinary special-grade curse spirit"?
Could super magic spirits still appear in piles?
However, everyone held back their desire to complain in front of the unscrupulous teacher.
Otoko Yuta looked at the enthusiasm of his new classmates, although he maintained a cold expression, but he was rarely treated so gently by his peers, he thought silently in his heart: "Mr. direction, I have Li Xiang to accompany me, and I have warm and friendly new classmates.”
"Everything is fine, except the unreliable teacher."
He was glad that he was able to meet Mr. Komura, so grateful, he raised his head and found that Gojo Satoru had already left again.
......
Gojo Satoru walked in the night carelessly.
What he didn't explain to everyone was that at the moment [Nakahara Chuya] released the ability, something suspected of paper quietly merged into the bodies of [Dazai Osamu] and [Tan Kazuo].
At that moment, the voice of the curse spirit gradually resembled a normal human being.
"You will live! Osamu Dazai!"
The voice was very firm, it was the most terrifying curse from a close friend——
"Live!"
Let the dead survive at the cost of their own mutations.
If it weren't for the impact of that young man's ability, everyone should be able to hear the curse of that love.
He thoughtfully thought of the scene of the students fighting, but he didn't know that his thoughts returned to a certain dream, or a certain bitter midsummer.
……
Yui Hanyu was already used to the daily life of being smart, part of his consciousness felt good and put on a big show in front of everyone in the high school, and the rest of his consciousness was still talking to smart people in the detective agency.
[Takamura Kotaro] Enduring the low pressure with Akiko Yosano, on the surface he still looks serious and gentle.
[Kusano Shinpei], who has returned to normal, is obediently digging out the exquisitely packaged wagashi from his bag, and is about to start eating melons.
Handmade by Chef Tan, the wagashi is praised by all the library teachers. It is small and delicate, and it will definitely attract the attention of sweet tooth lovers.
At least, the childish detective couldn't hold back his curiosity anymore, he was moving furtively, his green eyes fixed on the snacks from the chef from another world.
no!They have been speaking ill of Lord Ranpo.
Master Ranpo won't be tempted so easily by the "enemy"!
【Shinpei Kusano】Picked up a piece of yokan with red bean paste, and took a happy bite in front of the detective.
Edogawa Ranpo could tell what was going on in the boy's mind at a glance, he simply puffed up his cheeks, not knowing what he was angry about.
The detective grabbed Fukuzawa Yukichi's haori angrily, and kept muttering: "Damn it!"
"You are definitely targeting Ranpo-sama! Ranpo-sama also wants to eat the yokan that Natsume-san over there likes!"
Fukuzawa Yukichi could clearly hear Edogawa Ranpo's undisguised dissatisfaction.
"Mr. Natsume!?" Mr. Samurai, who has always been calm and reserved, couldn't help being shocked.
At this time, there was a cat screaming outside the window.
It seems that an innocent and cute kitten has fallen from a height!
【Shinpei Kusano】Naturally aware of Edogawa Ranpo's undisguised gaze, he dug out another box of wagashi from his bag and handed it directly to a detective.
"This is wagashi made of sandalwood! It's super delicious!" The bright young man shared the delicious food made by his friend, and nodded seriously with the doll in his hand.
"Just eat a little!" Although he said so, Ranpo quickly took the box of snacks like a cat protecting food, and then sat directly next to [Kusano Shinpei], opening it with satisfaction. Got Tan's limited wagashi.
The two little angels began to eat delicious wagashi as if no one else was there, but their conversations made the cat more and more embarrassed.
"As expected of Tangun, Tan's Cuisine Sai Gao!" [Kusano Shinpei] squinted his eyes happily, and the croak on his hand also showed a small flower.
"This wagashi was originally made by Chef-kun specially for your idiot Dazai..." Edogawa Ranpo said inarticulately, "I made it to please Mr. Natsume!"
"It seems to be! No wonder when I went to the repair room to get the medicine, I saw Mr. Mori with a very headache." The young man didn't know what he said, and caused many people present to be as emotional as the previous few times. Crit, "Obviously the previous stomach problem has not completely healed, and now I have eaten a lot of sweets."
"It's really worrying!"
"But with the supervision of Mr. Mori who is so reliable, the condition should not get worse." [Kusano Shinpei] finished eating the yokan in his hand, "However, Dazai will definitely have a long talk with Mr. Mori this time when he returns. "
Ever since Osamu Dazai heard his name, he felt that the content of the conversation was very bad. In fact, things could be worse.
After listening to the conversation of the angels, everyone in the detective agency, even [Takamura Kotaro] who didn't understand the situation but felt that Miss Akiko was even more angry, looked at Osamu Dazai with different eyes.
"So Dazai-kun likes to have long talks with Mr. Mori." Oda Sakunosuke suddenly realized.
"Why even Oda Saku thinks so!" Osamu Dazai felt that he was about to suffocate.
The dialogue of the angels continues.
"Besides these, there are more delicious wagashi!" Edogawa Ranpo looked regretfully at the few desserts left in his box.
[Kusano Shinpei]'s tone was bitter and uncharacteristic: "Although it is said that the yokan was specially made for Mr. Natsume, Tan still left the best part for Dazai."
"It's really partial! Tan!"
Edogawa Ranpo opened his eyes directly, and immediately glared at Osamu Dazai with a look of hatred: "You are so useless! Dazai!"
Osamu Dazai could only keep smiling.
"But Dazai is really likable, always active, and likes to take care of his juniors." [Kusano Shinpei] still redeemed his friend's image with conscience.
"You said, that Dazai Osamu will still take care of the younger generation?" Kunikida Doppo was extremely surprised.
"So, our Dazai is completely inferior!" Edogawa Ranbu hit the nail on the head.
On this side, the angels have established new friendships through "sweet food diplomacy"; on the other side, everyone is still digesting known information.
"Don't worry! President!" Edogawa Ranpo finished his last snack, and he directly told the information about Mr. Mori who everyone was more concerned about.
"That Mr. Mori is completely different from ours here! He is an upright person..." Edogawa Ranpo reluctantly said the most crucial point, "Except for the name, the president should To be friends with him."
"Heh." Yosano Akiko declined to comment.
And Osamu Dazai continued to want to leave this world where Zai was persecuted everywhere.
Fukuzawa Yukichi couldn't help frowning, although he had maintained an extremely serious expression before.
【Takamura Kotaro】Looking at the time, he apologetically interrupted the contemplation of those involved: "I'm sorry, it's getting late, I'm going to take Kusano away."
"Go downstairs from the detective agency, go straight out, the second floor of the hotel at the end of the street, your companions are resting there." Edogawa Ranpo didn't know when he put on his glasses, "This is the thank you for the snack just now present."
"Anyway, you'll be here tomorrow," said the boyish detective with such conviction.
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Zhongyuan Zhong also recently took a fancy to a top hat, which is simple and fashionable. The most conspicuous thing is the white daisy on the brim of the hat, which gives people a natural beauty.
However, because of some recent events in Yokohama, he was very busy, so he put down the matter of buying hats first.
When he happened to pass by the cloaker shop today, he found that there was only one hat left in the window.
He couldn't restrain his desire to shop, so he pushed open the door of the cloakroom.
As soon as he entered, he found that there were other customers here.
But, why do I feel that they are very familiar?
"Why did we come here!" The red-haired boy who seemed to have seen him before grumbled dissatisfiedly, "Are you sure it will be around here."
"Peach Blossom Boy, this is the result of my investigation with Xinping for a week." The blond boy next to him who looks very pleasing to the eye replied angrily, "It's not like you, He Tan came early but didn't do anything .”
"It also caused a lot of trouble!"
"It's too much!" The red-haired boy whimpered and moved away from the irritable blond boy immediately after being murdered.
"It's obvious that I just want to buy a hat!" After he finished speaking, he saw the other party showing a terrifying smile, and he hid behind the tall man with dark blue hair feeling bad.
"Hey—Peach Blossom bastard, what are you doing hiding?" The blond boy showed a sinister smile.
"Okay, let's call it a day!" The kind-hearted man stopped the two of them from arguing.
"Everyone, stop arguing." The young man with a strange doll on his hand also dissuaded the two, "Gaocun is still negotiating there, what we need to do is to find the body of the invader."
"I always feel that if I don't find it later, things will definitely become very troublesome." The frog doll in the young man's hand also lowered his head, looking very worried.
A strange group of people, Nakahara Zhong also thought casually, just as he was about to go up to ask the clerk about the hat, but a familiar voice came from behind him.
"Short~"
He turned his head in disgust, and at the same time, the blond boy who he thought had good taste also turned his head, and he spotted Osamu Dazai who was pushing the door in at a glance.
"Huh? Dazai..." Before Chuya Nakahara finished speaking, the blond boy who was also wearing a hat turned the book in his hand into a wooden warehouse out of thin air, and then pointed at Osamu Dazai without hesitation. Shots were fired.
"Extraordinary power?" Zhong Yuanzhong didn't expect the boy to be so fierce, and shot directly in his face.
However, before the bullet came into contact with Osamu Dazai, it was completely disintegrated in the air as if its ability had been nullified by "Disqualification in the World".
The blond boy let out a regretful "tsk".
The clerk at the side left directly with the store manager as early as when there was a dispute. The efficiency was extremely high, and it was worthy of being a store under the protection of the port mafia.
"It's terrible, Chuya would do such a thing casually!" The red-haired boy trembled, but there was a little gloating in his tone.
"What are you doing casually? Do you need a reason for slaughter?" the blond boy said nonchalantly, even wanting to try again.
Some people in the Central Plains were not sure about the situation, but what the blond boy said was absolutely correct——
There is no reason for killing in Zhongyuan.
"Ah! No matter which world you are in, Chuya is a dwarf who only has violence in his mind." Dazai Osamu showed a smile that was extremely bad for Chuya.
"However, I thought the little dwarf was short enough, but the other one seems to be even shorter than the little dwarf!"
"Three centimeters? Five centimeters? Or half a head?" Osamu Dazai kept making gestures, making reasonable guesses.
"Fufuhu~ It seems like this!" Little Cherry hiding behind [Tan Yixiong] laughed, "Chuya is actually shorter than Zhongya here!"
"Bastard mackerel!" Zhong Yuan was also furious, but because the specific situation was unknown, he tried his best to endure the desire to be slaughtered.
"However, Chuya's exact height has always been a top mystery in the library!" [Osamu Dazai] took the trouble to continue breaking the news, "It seems that no one knows exactly how tall he is except the secretary."
"But what is certain is that it did not reach 1.6 meters." [Tan Yixiong] couldn't help persecuting.
"I remember that there should be a height measurement item during the physical examination in the library." Even [Kusano Shinpei] who had been pulling [Nakahara Nakaya] not to destroy it just now couldn't help adding, "Saito and the others didn't record it ?”
"I don't know." [Osamu Dazai] pretended to be thinking, "It seems that he has never measured his height."
Osamu Dazai summed it up brilliantly: "Isn't this the height of Schrödinger!"
"Peach! Flower! Bastard! Asshole!" [Nakahara Chuya] couldn't hold back his anger anymore, he had already clenched his fists when other people were discussing the topic just now, "Okay! You are so courageous!"
After speaking, he started to shoot randomly again, directly chasing and hitting [Dazai Osamu] who came out from behind [Tan Kazuo] because of his complacency.
Dazai and Chuya from another world also started a chasing battle.
"Hey! Forget it!" Unable to see his best friend being bullied, [Tan Yixiong] tried to stop this meaningless one-sided fight.
It's just that [Zhong Yuan Chuya] is obviously still angry, and [Tan Yixiong]'s sincere dissuasion has aroused his rebellious heart.
"Don't get in my way!"
His desire to slaughter became stronger.
"Wow wow wow..." Little Cherry let out a strange sobbing sound because she was too scared and unable to resist, but her tone was coquettish like a kitten, "Please forgive me..."
"Enough is enough for me!" [Tan Yixiong] simply held down [Nakahara Chuya] who was trying to kill him, he easily grabbed the boy's cloak, and threw the small boy directly out of the door.
"Stop it! Tan! Calm down!" [Kusano Shinpei] who had been persuading the fight wanted to cry but had no tears.
He hurriedly lifted [Tan Yixiong] into the air, but he was a little smaller compared to the opponent, but he also threw [Tan Yixiong] out of the door just like someone did just now.
Dazai and Zhong, who were on the side, also stopped, and they, who were well-informed, also stared dumbfounded at the new type of infighting operation.
The little red cherry tried to sneak away as she had done so many times before, but was spotted and stopped by her own counterpart.
"Damn you, you... what are you doing!" Even facing her peers, Little Cherry was still trembling.
And Nakahara is still thinking about life, he is not a stupid person, of course he also has the blessing of the induction between peers, he already understands that among those strange people are the peers of himself and Dazai.
Although it is embarrassing for "myself" to be thrown out, it is amazing that "myself" can beat and cry "Osamu Dazai"!
This can already be regarded as the pinnacle of "Central Plains Zhongye"'s life!
So he resolutely only remembered the high-spirited side of "himself", and prepared to keep this incident in his heart forever as Dazai's dark history.
"Compared to last time, you seem to have changed a lot!" Dazai Osamu pretended to be moved by meeting again, and the peers who knew his true nature and Nakahara also took a step back in disgust.
[Dazai Osamu] also pretended not to understand what he said, and hid behind [Kusano Shinpei].
"Hahaha, the other Osamu Dazai turned out to be a coward who likes to hide behind others!"
Zhong Yuanzhong also laughed, thinking that today can be regarded as the pinnacle day of his life.
"Xin Ping, look, the other one seems to be the kind of dwarf who doesn't drink well, but likes to play crazy!" Little Cherry shot back.
"Huh? What are you talking about!" No matter who it is, it can be said that Zhongya Zhongye's ability to dance on the thunder point is extremely talented.
"Hezhong is just as fierce. Maybe he will run into other people's house without permission when he is drunk, and make a mess of other people's house." Little Cherry complained with reason.
[Kusano Shinpei] suddenly mentioned: "Is that the time? The time Dazai you hid under the quilt and cried!"
Zhongyuan Zhong also lost his anger in an instant, and he smiled gloatingly, especially when he saw the dazai who seemed to be dead, he immediately felt happy.
But soon, his mood was very bad again.
[Tan Yixiong], who easily decided the winner, came in with his peer, probably having done this many times before, and he put down [Zhongyuan Chuya].
"Damn it! Chopper bastard!" The little boy waved his fist, but put it down under [Tan Yixiong] Heshan's gaze, "I'll let you off this time!"
Feng Shui turns, this time it is Dazai's turn to laugh.The crosstalk performance of the peers is not over yet.
Seeing that it was impossible to kill by force, [Zhongyuan Zhongye] resorted to verbal attacks.
"You only hide behind Dan, are you a high school girl who cries at every turn?"
【Osamu Dazai】Not to be outdone, he also counterattacked after hiding behind 【Kazuo Tan】.
"You will only resort to violence at every turn. Are you a simple-minded elementary school student?"
"Who do you say is a primary school student!"
"It was you who first said I was a high school girl!"
The two seem to be children in kindergarten, arguing with incredible logic all the time.
But [Kusano Shinpei] couldn't help complaining: "Primary school students are actually very powerful! When we checked the information before, we saw in the newspaper that there was a report that a detective team composed of primary school students helped the police successfully solve the case!"
The two of them didn't seem to have heard [Kusano Shinpei]'s words, and they continued to quarrel endlessly.
"Tan! Stop them!" The frog-like youth blinked his big watery eyes, trying to wake up [Tan Yixiong] who was pretending to sleep.
In fact, you can never wake up a person who is pretending to be asleep.
"I can feel that Dazai is very happy." [Kazuo Tan] explained seriously, "Dazai's mood is the most important."
Everyone turned their eyes to [Cakahara Chuya] who was about to be deliberately picked on by the opposite party, Little Cherry, who was crying angrily. Is this very happy?
"But Dazai is about to cry!"
"That's true." [Tan Yixiong] stopped the two of them from arguing like they did when they were ordinary writers.
"Don't worry, Dazai. I will always be with you." He comforted Little Cherry, who had lost the quarrel.
Dazai Osamu: Although there is no Dan Yixiong in my world, this does not prevent me from acidifying my peers.
Why?
Why do you have so many friends who accompany you all your life without doing anything?
I only have Oda Tsukuru, and of course Ango can barely count as one tenth.
Osamu Dazai bit his handkerchief in his heart.
[Nakahara Chuya] Dissatisfied with his friend's well-known double standards again: "Tan! You are too used to Dazai!"
"return
Chaotic black mud.
Yui Hanyu seemed to be suffocating, he narrowed his eyes uncontrollably, resisting the urge to retch again.
Hanyu has seen many kinds of invaders before, but he was actually allowed to face them directly, and there were actually few times. His understanding of invaders came more from the teacher in the library.
He also understands that [Wenhao] is more likely to be "infected" by corrupting invaders because vests are considered semi-alchemy products.
What's more, Mr. Dazai also has a dark side in essence, and is more susceptible to the influence of similar things.
Thinking like this, even Hanyu's own consciousness felt submerged in a vast ocean of black mud.
He opened his eyes in a daze, and his vision was full of corroders and curse spirits coming towards him.
"Dazai!" Chanyuan Maki kicked away the low-level curse spirits of [Dazai Osamu] one after another, and the red spear directly cut off the ones that were closer, "What's going on?"
According to the original idea, it was originally Gojo teacher and the new seniors who brought 【Osamu Dazai】to experience how the conjurer exorcises the curse spirit.
But as soon as he arrived in front of the teaching building of a certain high school, the disqualified teacher suddenly left everyone behind and walked away.
Then, the school was occupied by all kinds of magic spirits in an instant.
A more serious thing happened, [Osamu Dazai] was targeted by an unknown monster similar to a super-spirit.
While fighting against the curse spirit, the freshmen protected 【Osamu Dazai】whose situation was not quite right.
"It's all my fault..." 【Osamu Dazai】his pupils constricted, and he muttered dully, "I should have died..."
Although the teacher told him in advance that the teenager had serious psychological problems, the panda never thought that the seemingly lively little cherry would suddenly have an emotional outburst during the battle.
Fortunately, [Tan Kazuo] still has a certain amount of reason, which makes up for [Dazai Osamu]'s lack of combat power.
Panda felt that the situation was very dangerous, so he immediately took the mobile phone [Tan Yixiong] wrapped in a bandage, and called Gojo Satoru under the cover of his flame.
And [Osamu Dazai] stood staggeringly behind the curse spirit [Tan Kazuo] like a puppet with a broken string, ink stains suddenly appeared on the book around his waist, the ominous ink gradually dyed the cover black, and An unsettling light is faintly emitted.
Zenyuan Maki decisively cut off the strange curse spirit that suddenly attacked, and the curse spirit was split into two and turned into a puddle of "ink".
But to everyone's surprise, the remains of the cursed spirits that had been exorcised fused together like mud, turning into a more terrifying existence.
"Rebirth?" The panda, which has turned into an orangutan, speculated solemnly, "Is this the rumored 'curse spirit that cannot be exorcised'?"
"Don't move!" the dog curly thorn opened the neckline and read aloud.
The curse spirit that was about to sneak attack can also be called the existence of the split body of the corroder. Its body froze in mid-air. Although it was only for a short moment, it was completely destroyed by the flame of [Tan Yixiong] in an instant. Burned to ashes.
"No resurrection?" Chanyuan Maki turned her head away, a little surprised.
But before she could think about it, the curse spirits struck again one after another.
"That's right." [Osamu Dazai] behind him still whispered, "The people who have died are actually..."
According to his will, the book on his waist turned into a gray scythe with an ominous light, [Tan Yixiong] wrapped the black bandage around the boy's arm, but was torn off by the boy directly.
【Osamu Dazai】Reaping the corroders expressionlessly, accompanied by extremely ominous spell power, there are more and more wreckage around him, and the feeling of the young man is becoming more and more disturbing.
"Mentaiko!" Goujuanji shouted intuitively.
For a while, everyone couldn't tell who was the real curse spirit.
A shot went off.
The bullet aimed at 【Osamu Dazai】 who was fighting, and with the sneering sound of the blond boy who suddenly appeared, everyone turned their eyes to the other side.
The flaming bandage quickly wrapped up the bullet, burning it to ashes as if it had been practiced countless times.
"Cut." The blond boy glared at [Tan Yixiong], and turned his head resentfully.
"Children?!" Chanyuan Maki frowned, she held the magic tool vigilantly, "Why are there children here?"
"Huh?" The underage boy replied angrily, "Who do you call a child?"
"I'm an adult!" After saying that, the boy fired again, but this time he aimed at the attacking invader.
It's just that the hit rate is much lower than last time.
In comparison, the high school student next to him who doesn't seem to have any combat experience, but whose configuration is inexplicably similar to [Osamu Dazai] looks more reliable.
Yi Gu Youtai took a deep breath, he held tightly the wooden knife presented by his teacher, and with the help of Lixiang, the special magic spirit behind him, he beheaded the attacking invader.
The wooden sword has a metallic gleam when it is swung, like a strange item made by an alchemist.
All the intruders who were cut by the wooden knife screamed shrilly, and then were completely beheaded by Yi Gu Youta.
"Successful exorcism?" Chanyuan Maki stared at Otoku Yuta's wooden knife with interest, and guessed, "Strange magic tool?"
The blond boy didn't care about the astonishment of others. He ignored the twisted and strange invaders around him, and sneered at Little Cherry in the middle of the battlefield: "Hey——"
"Dazai!" He fiddled with the weapon in his hand casually, but his smile became more gloating, "Your face looks like a mackerel floating in the sky!"
【Osamu Dazai】didn't look like he was about to cry as usual, he stopped the movements of his hands dumbly, and replied somewhat mechanically: "Chuya?"
That voice can be said to be very suitable for [Osamu Dazai]'s current state, soft, like an ignorant kitten asking for forgiveness after making a mistake, and made [Nakahara Chuya], who has always been difficult to deal with him, sick for a while.
"What kind of strange reaction did you have?" [Nakahara Chuya] couldn't help but shoot randomly, as if he was a master of human body outline, the bullets completely wiped the little cherry's sluggish hair However, "You are still the same, not pleasing to the eye at all, it is really annoying to look at."
He simply rubbed his wrist, and the weapon he was playing with turned into a book, and even disappeared completely afterwards.
He seemed to have made all the preparations, and walked in the direction of 【Dazai Osamu】with great interest.
"Don't stop me!" The little boy showed the evil smile that a villain must have, "I know you can understand what I say, bad boy."
The temperature around him instantly dropped, and the cold water vapor collided with the high temperature caused by the curse spirit [Tan Yixiong] to form a white mist, and even snowflakes visible to the naked eye appeared in the air.
"This is a task arranged by the secretary." Accompanied by pure white snowflakes, [Nakahara Chuya] directly raised his fist, it is hard to imagine that his small body can have such great strength, "So, quickly put you away That ridiculous look!"
"Extraordinary ability—"
[Zhong Yuan Zhong Ye] snorted coldly.
"Among filthy sorrows."
The snowflakes all over the sky, the sudden drop in temperature, and the unspeakable mental shock.
The impact of the supernatural ability regardless of enemy or friend caused a blizzard in the college, and the dirty white mist blocked everyone's sight. When they came back to their senses, everyone found that the teaching building had been completely frozen by the boy's supernatural power.
The surrounding flowers, plants and trees were not spared either, some were hung with crystal icicles, and some were completely covered by snow.
What's relaxing is that the successive curse spirits before have been completely wiped out, and the most terrifying super curse spirit has also been frozen into ice sculptures, becoming a hot-eyed work of art.
"Where is Dazai?" The panda still maintained the appearance of the orangutan, and through the misty fog, he still noticed the disappearance of the little cherry in the field.
"He's fine!" [Nakahara Chuya] came into everyone's sight from the scattered mist, he patted the snow on his cloak, and didn't care about everyone's vigilant movements, "Maybe he's still hiding in other places. Secretly wiping tears from people's arms!"
And Yui Hanyu, who directed and acted in a play that was actually "I hit myself", was already pounding the ground in embarrassment in his heart. In fact, [Dazai Osamu] and [Tan Kazuo] were just "rebooted", but he only Being able to follow Teacher Zhongye's personality, he said nonchalantly:
"Anyway, the bastard bastard is notoriously a coward!"
Seeing that everyone was still vigilant, [Nakahara Chuya] lost his temper. He crossed his arms and pointed directly at Gojo Satoru, who had been eating melons and watching the show behind him, and the high school student holding a knife.
"Disqualified teacher!" Zenyuan Maki shook the spear dissatisfied, but was soon attracted by more important things.
"I didn't cry!"
It was a familiar lively voice, but the first-year students turned their attention to Gojo Satoru.
"Could it be that the teacher is playing a prank again." Panda couldn't help muttering in a low voice, "After all, the voice is so similar."
Zenyuan Maki also remembered the previous oolong: "That's right, last time he deliberately spoke in Dazai's tone."
"Salmon." Curly the dog agreed without hesitation.
But everyone sincerely turned their gazes to the source of the sound just now, only to see Little Cherry's red head popping out timidly.
"Idiot Chuya!" After shouting out what he wanted to say with all his courage, 【Osamu Dazai】 retracted his head from the heart.
"Oh! Who is this?" Gojo Satoru looked at the man standing in front of [Dazai Osamu] with a grin, even though he had seen him many times in the series in his dream.
"Tan Kazuo." The man with a gentle temperament condoned Little Cherry's behavior, and apologized helplessly, "Dazai has caused you trouble."
"Tan Yixiong?" Chanyuan Maki silently read the man's name, coupled with the man's familiar guarding behavior, she said to herself in disbelief, "Are you..."
"Tangun?" Panda answered Zenin Maki's guess.
"Ah." [Tan Kazuo] was stroking the dazed hair behind Little Cherry who had started to become active again, as if comforting the frightened [Dazai Osamu], "It's me."
The pupils of the first-year students were quakes.
"Mentaiko!" Gou Juanji even blurted out Gou Juan language that shouldn't be said on this occasion.
"No way!" Chanyuan Maki recalled the image of the dark curse spirit in her memory who couldn't communicate normally. She still couldn't accept the facts in front of her. "Aren't you a curse spirit? How did you become..."
Having received some introductions about the magic world on the way, Otoko Yuta also turned his curious eyes to the strange duo.
It was [Central Plains Chuya] who had been drifting away from the crowd all the time who spoke.
"Obviously, I have already seen the general situation, why do I have to ask such a question again?"
"It's so long-winded!"
[30]
"But I want to hear Tangun explain himself—"
Gojo Satoru unhappily prolonged the tone, causing the freshmen reserve who were relatively close to him to quickly move away.
"It's just what you saw." Tan Yixiong replied succinctly, "I changed from a curse spirit back to a human being."
"Well...if we in the library are still human," he added.
Gojo Satoru had already taken off his sunglasses, his clear blue eyes were fixed on the little cherry hiding behind [Kazuo Tan], and he said something even more surprising to everyone.
"Student Xiuzhi, maybe it should be Azhi, but now it can no longer be regarded as the category of human beings in your mouth."
"Curse spirit? Or..."
"It's none of your business."
After returning to normal, [Tan Kazuo] always had a very tough attitude on issues related to [Dazai Osamu], and he bluntly prevented Gojo Satoru from guessing.
"Why? Isn't Dazai still fine now?" Panda felt that after tonight, his knowledge base about spells had been dismantled and rebuilt.
"Did Dazai be this tall before?" Zenyuan Maki was still a girl after all, and it didn't take long to discover the subtle changes in [Dazai Osamu], "It seems that he has grown up a bit. Before, he looked like a junior high school student, but now he feels more like High school student."
"It's so annoying!" the blond boy shouted abruptly, "Stop talking!"
Because he mentioned a very sensitive topic of [Nakahara Chuya], his tone was not good.
"Now that you've recovered, go to Yokohama quickly, Gaocun and Xinping are still there!"
"Did Xinping come too?" [Tan Yixiong] was a little surprised.
[Chuya Nakahara] didn't answer his question, the strange weapon returned to his hand at some point, he quickly aimed and shot and shattered the frozen Corruptor split body.
"I'll go first!" After finishing his task, the boy left the scene without looking back.
[Tan Yixiong] I am used to the friends around me handing over all the mess to him, so he simply asked Gojo Satoru: "Any questions?"
"Why can't those curse spirits be exorcised?" Gojo Satoru asked a question that he almost understood.
"Because part of those curse spirits are corroders, they are not of the same power system as yours, so they cannot be eliminated by your method of exorcising curse spirits." [Tan Yixiong] explained, "but you can use some external force, and here Things can be a little complicated."
"However, my friend is in trouble now." He smiled apologetically again, "Dazai and I will leave first."
After the blond-haired boy before left, [Osamu Dazai] walked out from behind [Kazuo Tan] in a relaxed manner. He said goodbye to his former classmates heartlessly, but kept silent about his state.
"Are you going to Yokohama now? It's already so late, why don't you come to the high school as a guest?"
"No, I've been bothering you for a long time."
"And, sir, you have a lot of things to deal with now." [Tan Yixiong] hinted at the end.
After the two left, Gojo Satoru put on his sunglasses again, but his tone was a little more excited.
"This is the new classmate Xiuzhi No. [-]. Let me tell you in advance that the curse spirit behind him is just an ordinary special-grade curse spirit!"
With the reference of former classmates, everyone accepted this combination well.
However, what is an "ordinary special-grade curse spirit"?
Could super magic spirits still appear in piles?
However, everyone held back their desire to complain in front of the unscrupulous teacher.
Otoko Yuta looked at the enthusiasm of his new classmates, although he maintained a cold expression, but he was rarely treated so gently by his peers, he thought silently in his heart: "Mr. direction, I have Li Xiang to accompany me, and I have warm and friendly new classmates.”
"Everything is fine, except the unreliable teacher."
He was glad that he was able to meet Mr. Komura, so grateful, he raised his head and found that Gojo Satoru had already left again.
......
Gojo Satoru walked in the night carelessly.
What he didn't explain to everyone was that at the moment [Nakahara Chuya] released the ability, something suspected of paper quietly merged into the bodies of [Dazai Osamu] and [Tan Kazuo].
At that moment, the voice of the curse spirit gradually resembled a normal human being.
"You will live! Osamu Dazai!"
The voice was very firm, it was the most terrifying curse from a close friend——
"Live!"
Let the dead survive at the cost of their own mutations.
If it weren't for the impact of that young man's ability, everyone should be able to hear the curse of that love.
He thoughtfully thought of the scene of the students fighting, but he didn't know that his thoughts returned to a certain dream, or a certain bitter midsummer.
……
Yui Hanyu was already used to the daily life of being smart, part of his consciousness felt good and put on a big show in front of everyone in the high school, and the rest of his consciousness was still talking to smart people in the detective agency.
[Takamura Kotaro] Enduring the low pressure with Akiko Yosano, on the surface he still looks serious and gentle.
[Kusano Shinpei], who has returned to normal, is obediently digging out the exquisitely packaged wagashi from his bag, and is about to start eating melons.
Handmade by Chef Tan, the wagashi is praised by all the library teachers. It is small and delicate, and it will definitely attract the attention of sweet tooth lovers.
At least, the childish detective couldn't hold back his curiosity anymore, he was moving furtively, his green eyes fixed on the snacks from the chef from another world.
no!They have been speaking ill of Lord Ranpo.
Master Ranpo won't be tempted so easily by the "enemy"!
【Shinpei Kusano】Picked up a piece of yokan with red bean paste, and took a happy bite in front of the detective.
Edogawa Ranpo could tell what was going on in the boy's mind at a glance, he simply puffed up his cheeks, not knowing what he was angry about.
The detective grabbed Fukuzawa Yukichi's haori angrily, and kept muttering: "Damn it!"
"You are definitely targeting Ranpo-sama! Ranpo-sama also wants to eat the yokan that Natsume-san over there likes!"
Fukuzawa Yukichi could clearly hear Edogawa Ranpo's undisguised dissatisfaction.
"Mr. Natsume!?" Mr. Samurai, who has always been calm and reserved, couldn't help being shocked.
At this time, there was a cat screaming outside the window.
It seems that an innocent and cute kitten has fallen from a height!
【Shinpei Kusano】Naturally aware of Edogawa Ranpo's undisguised gaze, he dug out another box of wagashi from his bag and handed it directly to a detective.
"This is wagashi made of sandalwood! It's super delicious!" The bright young man shared the delicious food made by his friend, and nodded seriously with the doll in his hand.
"Just eat a little!" Although he said so, Ranpo quickly took the box of snacks like a cat protecting food, and then sat directly next to [Kusano Shinpei], opening it with satisfaction. Got Tan's limited wagashi.
The two little angels began to eat delicious wagashi as if no one else was there, but their conversations made the cat more and more embarrassed.
"As expected of Tangun, Tan's Cuisine Sai Gao!" [Kusano Shinpei] squinted his eyes happily, and the croak on his hand also showed a small flower.
"This wagashi was originally made by Chef-kun specially for your idiot Dazai..." Edogawa Ranpo said inarticulately, "I made it to please Mr. Natsume!"
"It seems to be! No wonder when I went to the repair room to get the medicine, I saw Mr. Mori with a very headache." The young man didn't know what he said, and caused many people present to be as emotional as the previous few times. Crit, "Obviously the previous stomach problem has not completely healed, and now I have eaten a lot of sweets."
"It's really worrying!"
"But with the supervision of Mr. Mori who is so reliable, the condition should not get worse." [Kusano Shinpei] finished eating the yokan in his hand, "However, Dazai will definitely have a long talk with Mr. Mori this time when he returns. "
Ever since Osamu Dazai heard his name, he felt that the content of the conversation was very bad. In fact, things could be worse.
After listening to the conversation of the angels, everyone in the detective agency, even [Takamura Kotaro] who didn't understand the situation but felt that Miss Akiko was even more angry, looked at Osamu Dazai with different eyes.
"So Dazai-kun likes to have long talks with Mr. Mori." Oda Sakunosuke suddenly realized.
"Why even Oda Saku thinks so!" Osamu Dazai felt that he was about to suffocate.
The dialogue of the angels continues.
"Besides these, there are more delicious wagashi!" Edogawa Ranpo looked regretfully at the few desserts left in his box.
[Kusano Shinpei]'s tone was bitter and uncharacteristic: "Although it is said that the yokan was specially made for Mr. Natsume, Tan still left the best part for Dazai."
"It's really partial! Tan!"
Edogawa Ranpo opened his eyes directly, and immediately glared at Osamu Dazai with a look of hatred: "You are so useless! Dazai!"
Osamu Dazai could only keep smiling.
"But Dazai is really likable, always active, and likes to take care of his juniors." [Kusano Shinpei] still redeemed his friend's image with conscience.
"You said, that Dazai Osamu will still take care of the younger generation?" Kunikida Doppo was extremely surprised.
"So, our Dazai is completely inferior!" Edogawa Ranbu hit the nail on the head.
On this side, the angels have established new friendships through "sweet food diplomacy"; on the other side, everyone is still digesting known information.
"Don't worry! President!" Edogawa Ranpo finished his last snack, and he directly told the information about Mr. Mori who everyone was more concerned about.
"That Mr. Mori is completely different from ours here! He is an upright person..." Edogawa Ranpo reluctantly said the most crucial point, "Except for the name, the president should To be friends with him."
"Heh." Yosano Akiko declined to comment.
And Osamu Dazai continued to want to leave this world where Zai was persecuted everywhere.
Fukuzawa Yukichi couldn't help frowning, although he had maintained an extremely serious expression before.
【Takamura Kotaro】Looking at the time, he apologetically interrupted the contemplation of those involved: "I'm sorry, it's getting late, I'm going to take Kusano away."
"Go downstairs from the detective agency, go straight out, the second floor of the hotel at the end of the street, your companions are resting there." Edogawa Ranpo didn't know when he put on his glasses, "This is the thank you for the snack just now present."
"Anyway, you'll be here tomorrow," said the boyish detective with such conviction.
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Zhongyuan Zhong also recently took a fancy to a top hat, which is simple and fashionable. The most conspicuous thing is the white daisy on the brim of the hat, which gives people a natural beauty.
However, because of some recent events in Yokohama, he was very busy, so he put down the matter of buying hats first.
When he happened to pass by the cloaker shop today, he found that there was only one hat left in the window.
He couldn't restrain his desire to shop, so he pushed open the door of the cloakroom.
As soon as he entered, he found that there were other customers here.
But, why do I feel that they are very familiar?
"Why did we come here!" The red-haired boy who seemed to have seen him before grumbled dissatisfiedly, "Are you sure it will be around here."
"Peach Blossom Boy, this is the result of my investigation with Xinping for a week." The blond boy next to him who looks very pleasing to the eye replied angrily, "It's not like you, He Tan came early but didn't do anything .”
"It also caused a lot of trouble!"
"It's too much!" The red-haired boy whimpered and moved away from the irritable blond boy immediately after being murdered.
"It's obvious that I just want to buy a hat!" After he finished speaking, he saw the other party showing a terrifying smile, and he hid behind the tall man with dark blue hair feeling bad.
"Hey—Peach Blossom bastard, what are you doing hiding?" The blond boy showed a sinister smile.
"Okay, let's call it a day!" The kind-hearted man stopped the two of them from arguing.
"Everyone, stop arguing." The young man with a strange doll on his hand also dissuaded the two, "Gaocun is still negotiating there, what we need to do is to find the body of the invader."
"I always feel that if I don't find it later, things will definitely become very troublesome." The frog doll in the young man's hand also lowered his head, looking very worried.
A strange group of people, Nakahara Zhong also thought casually, just as he was about to go up to ask the clerk about the hat, but a familiar voice came from behind him.
"Short~"
He turned his head in disgust, and at the same time, the blond boy who he thought had good taste also turned his head, and he spotted Osamu Dazai who was pushing the door in at a glance.
"Huh? Dazai..." Before Chuya Nakahara finished speaking, the blond boy who was also wearing a hat turned the book in his hand into a wooden warehouse out of thin air, and then pointed at Osamu Dazai without hesitation. Shots were fired.
"Extraordinary power?" Zhong Yuanzhong didn't expect the boy to be so fierce, and shot directly in his face.
However, before the bullet came into contact with Osamu Dazai, it was completely disintegrated in the air as if its ability had been nullified by "Disqualification in the World".
The blond boy let out a regretful "tsk".
The clerk at the side left directly with the store manager as early as when there was a dispute. The efficiency was extremely high, and it was worthy of being a store under the protection of the port mafia.
"It's terrible, Chuya would do such a thing casually!" The red-haired boy trembled, but there was a little gloating in his tone.
"What are you doing casually? Do you need a reason for slaughter?" the blond boy said nonchalantly, even wanting to try again.
Some people in the Central Plains were not sure about the situation, but what the blond boy said was absolutely correct——
There is no reason for killing in Zhongyuan.
"Ah! No matter which world you are in, Chuya is a dwarf who only has violence in his mind." Dazai Osamu showed a smile that was extremely bad for Chuya.
"However, I thought the little dwarf was short enough, but the other one seems to be even shorter than the little dwarf!"
"Three centimeters? Five centimeters? Or half a head?" Osamu Dazai kept making gestures, making reasonable guesses.
"Fufuhu~ It seems like this!" Little Cherry hiding behind [Tan Yixiong] laughed, "Chuya is actually shorter than Zhongya here!"
"Bastard mackerel!" Zhong Yuan was also furious, but because the specific situation was unknown, he tried his best to endure the desire to be slaughtered.
"However, Chuya's exact height has always been a top mystery in the library!" [Osamu Dazai] took the trouble to continue breaking the news, "It seems that no one knows exactly how tall he is except the secretary."
"But what is certain is that it did not reach 1.6 meters." [Tan Yixiong] couldn't help persecuting.
"I remember that there should be a height measurement item during the physical examination in the library." Even [Kusano Shinpei] who had been pulling [Nakahara Nakaya] not to destroy it just now couldn't help adding, "Saito and the others didn't record it ?”
"I don't know." [Osamu Dazai] pretended to be thinking, "It seems that he has never measured his height."
Osamu Dazai summed it up brilliantly: "Isn't this the height of Schrödinger!"
"Peach! Flower! Bastard! Asshole!" [Nakahara Chuya] couldn't hold back his anger anymore, he had already clenched his fists when other people were discussing the topic just now, "Okay! You are so courageous!"
After speaking, he started to shoot randomly again, directly chasing and hitting [Dazai Osamu] who came out from behind [Tan Kazuo] because of his complacency.
Dazai and Chuya from another world also started a chasing battle.
"Hey! Forget it!" Unable to see his best friend being bullied, [Tan Yixiong] tried to stop this meaningless one-sided fight.
It's just that [Zhong Yuan Chuya] is obviously still angry, and [Tan Yixiong]'s sincere dissuasion has aroused his rebellious heart.
"Don't get in my way!"
His desire to slaughter became stronger.
"Wow wow wow..." Little Cherry let out a strange sobbing sound because she was too scared and unable to resist, but her tone was coquettish like a kitten, "Please forgive me..."
"Enough is enough for me!" [Tan Yixiong] simply held down [Nakahara Chuya] who was trying to kill him, he easily grabbed the boy's cloak, and threw the small boy directly out of the door.
"Stop it! Tan! Calm down!" [Kusano Shinpei] who had been persuading the fight wanted to cry but had no tears.
He hurriedly lifted [Tan Yixiong] into the air, but he was a little smaller compared to the opponent, but he also threw [Tan Yixiong] out of the door just like someone did just now.
Dazai and Zhong, who were on the side, also stopped, and they, who were well-informed, also stared dumbfounded at the new type of infighting operation.
The little red cherry tried to sneak away as she had done so many times before, but was spotted and stopped by her own counterpart.
"Damn you, you... what are you doing!" Even facing her peers, Little Cherry was still trembling.
And Nakahara is still thinking about life, he is not a stupid person, of course he also has the blessing of the induction between peers, he already understands that among those strange people are the peers of himself and Dazai.
Although it is embarrassing for "myself" to be thrown out, it is amazing that "myself" can beat and cry "Osamu Dazai"!
This can already be regarded as the pinnacle of "Central Plains Zhongye"'s life!
So he resolutely only remembered the high-spirited side of "himself", and prepared to keep this incident in his heart forever as Dazai's dark history.
"Compared to last time, you seem to have changed a lot!" Dazai Osamu pretended to be moved by meeting again, and the peers who knew his true nature and Nakahara also took a step back in disgust.
[Dazai Osamu] also pretended not to understand what he said, and hid behind [Kusano Shinpei].
"Hahaha, the other Osamu Dazai turned out to be a coward who likes to hide behind others!"
Zhong Yuanzhong also laughed, thinking that today can be regarded as the pinnacle day of his life.
"Xin Ping, look, the other one seems to be the kind of dwarf who doesn't drink well, but likes to play crazy!" Little Cherry shot back.
"Huh? What are you talking about!" No matter who it is, it can be said that Zhongya Zhongye's ability to dance on the thunder point is extremely talented.
"Hezhong is just as fierce. Maybe he will run into other people's house without permission when he is drunk, and make a mess of other people's house." Little Cherry complained with reason.
[Kusano Shinpei] suddenly mentioned: "Is that the time? The time Dazai you hid under the quilt and cried!"
Zhongyuan Zhong also lost his anger in an instant, and he smiled gloatingly, especially when he saw the dazai who seemed to be dead, he immediately felt happy.
But soon, his mood was very bad again.
[Tan Yixiong], who easily decided the winner, came in with his peer, probably having done this many times before, and he put down [Zhongyuan Chuya].
"Damn it! Chopper bastard!" The little boy waved his fist, but put it down under [Tan Yixiong] Heshan's gaze, "I'll let you off this time!"
Feng Shui turns, this time it is Dazai's turn to laugh.The crosstalk performance of the peers is not over yet.
Seeing that it was impossible to kill by force, [Zhongyuan Zhongye] resorted to verbal attacks.
"You only hide behind Dan, are you a high school girl who cries at every turn?"
【Osamu Dazai】Not to be outdone, he also counterattacked after hiding behind 【Kazuo Tan】.
"You will only resort to violence at every turn. Are you a simple-minded elementary school student?"
"Who do you say is a primary school student!"
"It was you who first said I was a high school girl!"
The two seem to be children in kindergarten, arguing with incredible logic all the time.
But [Kusano Shinpei] couldn't help complaining: "Primary school students are actually very powerful! When we checked the information before, we saw in the newspaper that there was a report that a detective team composed of primary school students helped the police successfully solve the case!"
The two of them didn't seem to have heard [Kusano Shinpei]'s words, and they continued to quarrel endlessly.
"Tan! Stop them!" The frog-like youth blinked his big watery eyes, trying to wake up [Tan Yixiong] who was pretending to sleep.
In fact, you can never wake up a person who is pretending to be asleep.
"I can feel that Dazai is very happy." [Kazuo Tan] explained seriously, "Dazai's mood is the most important."
Everyone turned their eyes to [Cakahara Chuya] who was about to be deliberately picked on by the opposite party, Little Cherry, who was crying angrily. Is this very happy?
"But Dazai is about to cry!"
"That's true." [Tan Yixiong] stopped the two of them from arguing like they did when they were ordinary writers.
"Don't worry, Dazai. I will always be with you." He comforted Little Cherry, who had lost the quarrel.
Dazai Osamu: Although there is no Dan Yixiong in my world, this does not prevent me from acidifying my peers.
Why?
Why do you have so many friends who accompany you all your life without doing anything?
I only have Oda Tsukuru, and of course Ango can barely count as one tenth.
Osamu Dazai bit his handkerchief in his heart.
[Nakahara Chuya] Dissatisfied with his friend's well-known double standards again: "Tan! You are too used to Dazai!"
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