Don't disturb my cultivation of immortals before transmigrating quickly

Chapter 25 The Innocent Zombie Emperor vs the Offline Little Chef

In the last days, there is little oil and no salt, so it can be said that it is difficult for a clever woman to cook without rice.

[Lin Feng: System, do you have any seasoning?]

【System: Yes】

【Lin Feng: Give me some】

[System: You trade merit for it]

【Lin Feng: OK】

[System: wo/slot?Don't hesitate at all]

【Lin Feng: It's not the first day you know me】

[System: Aren't I surprised to add some dramatic effect?]

[Lin Feng: What kind of smart refrigerator are you?This will cool down]

Lin Feng successfully exchanged for a small bag of salt and a packet of chili noodles, and also a small bottle of vegetable oil.The pot arrived from a supermarket warehouse passing by, along with a box of instant noodles.Lin Feng only took one box, in the name of leaving some hope for other human beings, but in fact, he simply felt that he would get tired of eating it.

But what he never expected was that there was another mouth.

First, the rabbit was skinned and washed, and then the head and internal organs were removed. Lin Feng brushed a thin layer of oil on the inside and outside, pierced a wooden stick and set it on the grill built of wooden sticks, and occasionally brushed the outside twice. Oil.Lin Feng felt that he should exchange some chives or something, but he didn't want to because they were roasted.By the way, Lin Feng was lucky enough, there was a bottle of wine in the supermarket, unopened, he brought it back, the one next to it was either broken or empty, this bottle was in the corner, so it survived.

Oh, by the way, this house is also by the way, a villa, three floors, and a garden swimming pool outside.

There are no flowers left in the garden, and there are vines all over the ground, and the swimming pool is also full of mud and dirt.Fortunately, Lin Feng didn't mind at all. He traveled through so many planes, and few worlds were set by rich people. Good guy, he actually lived in a villa in a plane of the end of the world.Of course, the original owner of the villa didn't know where he went. He either died, or turned into a zombie, or turned into a zombie and was killed by Lin Feng and thrown out.

Lin Feng poured a little wine on the roasted rabbit, and the flame rose instantly, and the whole rabbit was swallowed by the flame. The alcohol evaporated quickly, and the flame went down quickly, and the aroma of the wine dissipated immediately, filling the whole room .The smell of roasted rabbit with red wine covered up the original rancid and sour smell of the room.

What is Lyria doing?Lyria is cooking instant noodles.

Spicy beef-flavored instant noodles of Yitong brand.This thing has a very long shelf life, and it has only lasted until now, but it will expire in two months, so food can't be wasted.Spicy oil buns and salt and pepper buns, with chopped green onion and small crushed corn kernels. Lin Feng doesn't like carrots, so he picks out the diced carrots before cooking them.Lyria is in charge of watching the pot. If it bubbles, turn down the heat, add water when it dries up, and turn off the fire after a few minutes.

When Lin Feng's rabbit was finished roasting, Leiria was still holding the pot and watching him eagerly.The heat of the instant noodles was just right, and Lyria reheated it again when it got cold in the middle.

Lin Feng happily served the noodles, picked up a pinch with chopsticks cut from two branches and began to suck, the numbing and spicy taste invaded his taste buds in an instant.He took a few deep gulps, took another sip of instant noodle soup, and sighed contentedly, even the breath he exhaled had a spicy taste.

Lin Feng was about to tear a piece of rabbit meat, and found that Lyria was still staring at him, and the grievance almost overflowed the screen.

"?"

Lin Feng had a question mark on his face.

"?"

Lyria also had a question mark on her face.

"What are you looking at/doing?"

"No, is it for me?"

"You are a zombie, just absorb the elemental energy in the air, and you won't be hungry."

"But, I, want to eat... Lin Feng, it tastes so delicious, ah!"

"...But I didn't do your part."

"I'll help you, make a fire, and help you, cook noodles. I've ordered two bags."

"..."

Lin Feng looked at the pot blankly, it seemed that there were indeed a lot.He was so hungry that he was so busy eating, he didn't realize that there was a lot of instant noodles.To be honest, it's not that he can't eat two bowls, he doesn't really want to share the food with Lyria, who doesn't need to eat.

"You, if you don't give me food, I will, if you don't give it to you, resist something!"

Lyria could see that Lin Feng didn't want to give him food, and stammered even more furiously.He got up and stomped his feet, stretched out his claws and grabbed Lin Feng's face directly.

Lin Feng got up all at once, holding the iron pot with spiritual power to keep it stable so that no drop of soup would spill out.

The golden light flashed in the palm of Lyria's palm, which was attached with a metallic power, which strengthened the hardness of the skin, and attacked Lin Feng again.

Lin Feng could only continue to retreat. The Zombie King's metal wire strengthening ability was not a joke.Just as Lin Feng retreated, clods of soil popped up one by one, and the lower surface became uneven.This is Lyria's earth attribute ability. He doesn't want to hurt Lin Feng, but just hinders it.Lin Feng attached spiritual power to his feet, his left foot moved forward instead of retreating, and his right foot left the lower surface at the same time, he turned sideways, and approached Lyria again with a strange footwork.

Because Lyria's real purpose is not instant noodles, but his baked rabbit.

Lin Feng was still one step too late.

"Little bunny! I just baked it! I haven't eaten a bite yet!"

Lyria didn't care, Lin Feng didn't feed him just now, he was very sad.He felt that if he had something, he would definitely give it to Lin Feng, but Lin Feng was unwilling to share it with him.He felt that Lin Feng didn't like him, so he didn't like Lin Feng either.But just two seconds after this idea came up, it was denied by Lyria himself.He thinks Lin Feng is good, and he doesn't know why he thinks Lin Feng is good, he just likes Lin Feng.

He forgot that he was the one who forcibly brought Lin Feng here in the first place, and there was no reason for Lin Feng to like him.

Lyria liked Lin Feng, he didn't want to see Lin Feng get angry, so he only took a bite of the rabbit without tasting it, and carefully handed the rabbit to Lin Feng.

Lin Feng looked at the roasted rabbit without a leg that suddenly appeared in front of him, and swallowed the noodle soup with tears in his eyes.

In the end, Lin Feng still divided the food for Leiria, leaving half of the pot of instant noodles for him, and half of the rabbits for him.

Lyria is happy when she is happy, but she is also a little bit sad.He was happy that Lin Feng was willing to share the delicious food with him, but he was sad that he couldn't taste how delicious the delicious food was.Lin Feng ate deliciously, but all he tasted was a faint salty smell.

Lin Feng did have a pleasant fragrance, which was sweet and fragrant.It was the smell of blood and raw flesh.

Lyria swallowed quietly.

"Hello? Don't tell me you're not full? It's mine."

Seeing Leiria swallowing again, Lin Feng was speechless.He hastened to make food protection remarks. He knew that Lyria was very good and would listen to him.

Unexpectedly, Lyria actually leaned over, trying to get closer to Lin Feng, but the tip of his nose shrugged and kept sniffing.Lin Feng held down Lyria's forehead with one hand, and Lyria stopped moving, just like the seal on a zombie's head.

"If you don't take a shower, you must come close to me. Also, I suggest you not to fight me, Zombie King."

When Lyria heard that Lin Feng had discovered his intentions, she didn't even call him by his name, but quickly shook her head, shaking her greasy hair.

Lin Feng felt that he was training the dog.And now, it's time to give the big dog a bath.

Shower, haircut, manicure.

When Lyria lived alone before, he didn't take a bath often. He could smell the rancid smell on his body, but he didn't care.If he saw a stream of water while wandering, he would drink a few sips of water and then jump in to wash himself.

Lin Feng is glad that he has a water ability, otherwise the source of bath water would be a big problem.The rivers outside are mostly polluted, and there is very little water that can be used.He first summoned a stream of water to wet Lyria's entire body. His tattered clothes and hair were all clinging to his body. Coupled with those wide-open eyes, he was really no different from a wet stray puppy.

It hurts.

The bath towel was a rag found in the supermarket, and it was still clean. Lin Feng used it to wash Laeria.There are a lot of soap and shower gel, and the explorers in the last days will not care about this. They try to empty their backpacks for food and necessities.

It took Lin Feng half a bar of soap to wash Lyria clean. To be honest, the difference between before and after is not too big. Lyria's skin is grayish, but after the dust is gone, her whole body is much cleaner and brighter.

Cutting hair is very casual, just use aura to gather airflow to make a wind blade and cut it off with a single knife.Lin Feng's hair cutting skills are not very good, especially since there is no scissors yet, he can only try to trim Lyria's hair as smooth as possible.After the pruning was completed, Lin Feng nodded with satisfaction. Fortunately, Lyria is a zombie and doesn't pay attention to appearance, otherwise it would be too strange for a 1.8-meter old man to wear a little head.

It is better not to cut.

Manicure is much more convenient than cutting hair, just use a rougher stone.Lin Feng didn't plan to cut Lyria's nails. For zombies, nails are a kind of weapon. Their nails are hard and not easy to break, like a sharp knife.

Finally, the brand new big dog Laria stood in front of Lin Feng, and Lin Feng became more and more satisfied the more he looked at it.Strong muscles, exquisite facial features, and strong strength.I don't know if helping the zombies get rid of the human beings can get the zombie's belief value.

[System: The host stops your weird thoughts. Zombies cannot reproduce, and most of the zombies have no intelligence. By helping the zombies to collect faith points, the host will not only be punished by the rules of the plane, but most importantly, the Faith value will not even compare to low-level planes]

[Lin Feng: But, who doesn't like a cute big dog? 】

【system:……? 】

System: I**you****Lin Feng**********!

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