The Pastoral Residence of the Down and Out Young Master

Five-year-old Zhao Tian and Mo Ji, (don't ask me why they are the same age, pay attention, this is a gift)

Xiao Zhaotian said to Xiao Moji, "Yesterday I went to peek at Xiaohua taking a bath, and he has a birthmark on his buttocks, which is ugly."

Little Moji was very curious, "Really? Have you been found?"

Xiao Zhaotian said, "Of course not, but don't tell others, otherwise the teacher will say that you peeked at girls, and no one will believe you even if you say I saw it."

After Xiao Zhaotian finished speaking, he obediently lay down on the small bed.

Xiao Moji was very sad, "Why did you tell me when you knew I couldn't hold back?"

"Because I feel so uncomfortable, I really want to tell others"

Xiao Moji decided not to talk to him anymore.

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Mo Ji: Zhao Tian, ​​Zhao Tian, ​​I couldn't help but tell Xiao Ming about Xiao Hua's birthmark, and he told Xiao Long again, and now the whole class knows, but I told him not to tell others, what do you think now?

Zhao Tian: Idiot, what can I do, just pretend I don’t know anything.

Xiaohua sued the teacher, and the teacher asked Moji for questioning

Teacher: Moji told the teacher why it is wrong to peek at girls taking a bath, you know?

Moji: Teacher, I don't know, I don't know anything, Zhao Tian said I don't know anything.

The teacher was furious: I don't know anything and I can't peek!

Teacher: Call your parents.

买盆

Old Zhao's family has too many people, and it's miscellaneous. Every time they eat, they will serve dishes directly, not to mention that today is a holiday. The most important thing is that Lao Zhao's family has added two more mouths to eat.

The previous basin is not good enough. Moji is thinking whether to change to a larger basin or buy a smaller one?It is more practical to buy a large bowl, and it tastes refreshing, but the price of a large bowl is high. If you buy a small bowl, you will have to clean two bowls after every meal. This is really embarrassing!

Zhao Tian was a little anxious when he saw that he was still holding the silver at the door and dared not go in, "The kitchen is waiting for the basin, what kind of gatekeeper are you standing here!"

After being told by Zhao Tian, ​​Mo Ji finally came to his senses, forget it, let’s go buy a basin first, anyway, the whole family takes turns doing the dishes, and with the current population of the family, he can do it two or three times a month.

The pseudo-changing Ou Ou passed by here. If you want to know the details later, please wait patiently until the next Mid-Autumn Festival.

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The person who sells pots like this wants to deceive people, and he doesn't ask who his ink is?That sold several carts of cabbage

Such a broken clay pot actually cost 500 copper plates, and the ink bargained, "Ten copper plates! I'll give you more than that."

The vase seller immediately began to drive people away, "Go, go and buy those clay pots that cost ten copper plates elsewhere." Mo Ji was not convinced, "How do you do business? How can you drive customers out?"

"Chasing people? I haven't touched the guy yet! You are the troublemaker."

Pseudo change is complete.

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Moji and Zhao Tian have a big disagreement on the issue of naming their sons. Moji named Mo Xiaocong, and Zhao Tianqi named Zhao Xiaobao. In fact, this is not a question of names at all, but a question of belonging.

Although Zhao Tian is not the feudal type who insists on inheriting the family, he also wants a child with his own surname, "Mo Ceng has your surname, can't the second child have my surname?"

Mo Ji pointed at Zhao Tian with his index finger, "You are so beautiful, dreaming, the second child must be called Mo Xiaocong."

Zhao Tian saw that Moji showed no signs of changing his mind, so he had to bear with it, "Then why not, why don't you name Molu Zhao Molu?"

Moji rolled his eyes at him, "It's only with a pig's brain that you can come up with such a bad idea. If I say it's impossible, it's impossible. If you talk about this in front of me again, I'll turn my face against you."

Zhao Tian said three things in a hurry, and quickly hid from Mo Ji, but he couldn't bear to make his heart angry a little bit.

After Zhao Tian left, Mo Ji started to hold the money box at home in a daze, how to spend so many banknotes?It's all because Zhao Tian can make so much money, making it difficult for him.

How did he know that there was a mountain outside his house.

Moji left the house with several thousand taels of silver, and when he stopped at the door, there was a handsome young man, a picturesque beauty, Zhilan Qionghua.

"Zhao Tian, ​​I'm going out for a walk, you remember to feed the chicken for me."

Zhao Tian hurried over from elsewhere, "I'll go with you, just let Li San feed you."

Moji poohed him, "You feed the chicken at home, Li San and I go out for a walk."

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daddy not brother

Mo Ji was packing up the herbs, and Mo Ceng ran over, "Brother, brother."

This is the consequence of picking up a child and not raising it. Mo Ji has nothing to do with his son.The head is very clever, why can't turn the corner on this kind of problem.

"Who is your brother, I am your father!"

"Daddy."

Mo Ceng is also confused, what kind of family is this?He can accept that there are no women here anymore. Why is the relationship between the characters in this family so chaotic!It was not his father who raised him, but his father's father, his father's younger brother.Uncle Fengming is the younger brother of his father's enemy, but he is a good friend with his father. Shouldn't he take revenge for money and not avenge non-human beings in this life? How can he be a good friend!

be the master

These days, Mo Ji has been arguing to be the head of the family for some reason. Zhao Tian was so troubled by him that he handed over the family's ledger, money, detailed daily expenses, etc. to Mo Ji, and of course an abacus was also attached. .

Moji has been stupid since he saw this pile of things. Although the silver is very flattering, this ledger is too troublesome. Best of all, I can definitely trust you."

Zhao Tian ignored him and just put everything back together.

Although Moji doesn't want to worry about himself, he still wants to gain some status for himself, "Although I don't participate in the trivial matters at home, you have to tell me how much money our family has."

Zhao Tian returned the ledger to Moji again.

After turning over a few pages, the ink became more and more confused, "Just tell us how much money we have."

Zhao Tian took out a 100 tael banknote from the box and handed it to Mo Ji, "Just tell me what you see, what's the point of messing around!"

Moji put the banknotes in his pocket, and this family also has his share, so why should he ask Zhao Tian for the money, and beat around the bush next time!

Mo Baojia

The first thing Fengming’s child was born with was the problem of naming. Moji means that his surname is Mo. Naturally, other people have no objection, and Fengming also has no objection, but Zhao Tian is not happy. What's the matter with the surname? When did you develop such a domineering problem again?"

"How can I be overbearing, Feng Ming said that his son is my son, my son is of course my surname, and Feng Ming agrees."

"It's not good for people to reject you, don't understand everything, let the child's surname be Feng."

"But Fengming and I have already decided on a name, and Fengming chose it!" In fact, Moji came up with three names, and Fengming chose them.

After hearing Feng Mingqi, Zhao Tian couldn't stop him, "What's the child's name?"

"Mo Baojia." The other two names he gave were Mo Dai and Mo Cong.

As far as the name Zhao Tian is concerned, I think it was Moji, but this time I will follow him. If the child takes the surname of Moji, he will follow them.