rebirth of the nasty

Fang Zijin, the quasi-gourmet po owner, spent the afternoon browsing Weibo in his room. According to the system's advanced search function, he paid attention to all the gourmet po owners.Then he discovered that these successful gourmet big Vs each have their own characteristics, blocking the way for latecomers.With his poor IQ, he couldn't find any undiscovered innovation points.

Instead, he secretly thought about learning from others and following the popular route, but the upgraded system told him: Without his own characteristics, he might become an Internet celebrity, but he would be forgotten soon, maybe before his popularity reached his peak. One million, let's get angry first.

Fang Zijin thought about it for a reason, just like the girlfriends of his former friends who seemed to be produced on an assembly line, he often couldn't recognize them after changing people.

Hey, it seems that being an Internet celebrity is not easy.Fang Zijin looked at his fans who only had less than 500 now, and felt a little overwhelmed.

Seeing that he was rarely depressed, the system comforted him after thinking about it: "Don't worry, there are still 558 days left!"

Fang Zijin's head was full of question marks: "What 558 days?"

"The time since the death of the host's previous life!"

"...System, I hope you can know that it is not a good behavior to sprinkle salt on other people's wounds..."

Fang Zijin was about to continue imparting his rich life experience to the system when he heard someone knock on the door twice.He glanced at the time, it was already 6 o'clock, guessing that it was Du Xian who called him to eat, so he responded: "Have you eaten yet? I'll come out right away!"

Jin Muyun coughed softly: "Zijin, it's me." He used to be a rebellious boy, he kept his mouth shut just asking himself for money, but now that he is no longer rebellious, he suddenly becomes a foodie who opens his mouth and shut his mouth all of a sudden, and I don't know that he is in Berry Country What have you experienced after staying for three years...

Fang Zijin didn't know that Jin Muyun put a new label on him, and these days he was taught by the system to develop the habit of "being polite", so when he heard Jin Muyun's voice, he ran to open the door for him .

Jin Muyun has to admit that he came to Fang Zijin's room very rarely, the most recent time he came back with a pinhole camera.But soon thinking of the "accident" that night, he couldn't help coughing to hide the embarrassment that only he knew about it.

Fang Zijin didn't notice his subtle emotions. Instead, he looked at the three-piece suit that Jin Muyun was wearing when he went out and asked, "Brother, are you back? Why are you looking for me? Is there something urgent? Why haven't you changed your clothes yet?" ah?"

Jin Muyun was taken aback by his series of questions, because it was really nothing important to see him, he just wanted to see his brother suddenly.But he is used to acting, and now it is extremely difficult to express his true thoughts suddenly, so he had to make a lame reason: "Let me ask, have you finished your work? If you don't understand, remember to ask me." .”

The nervous Fang Zijin didn't think anything was wrong, and nodded with a smile on hearing this: "I see, thank you brother!"

Because of his smile, Jin Muyun really wanted to reach out and touch his soft hair, but in the end he didn't raise his hand.Curving the corners of her lips, she praised with emotion: "Zijin is sensible now."

Although the eldest brother Jin Muyun has often praised himself for so many years, after experiencing life and death, Fang Zijin only feels that this kind of brotherhood is so touching, and he who ignored this kind of emotion in his previous life seems to be too much of a jerk.

If Jin Muyun hadn't turned around and left, and stayed a little longer under his elder brother's gaze, he thought he might cry out in embarrassment.

The system sensed a sudden change in his mood, so he didn't know why: "What's wrong? It was pretty good just now. The system sensed that Jin Muyun's compliment was quite sincere, so it added two welcome points."

Fang Zijin didn't know whether he was asking himself or really wanted to seek an answer from the system, and said, "System, tell me, was I too a jerk in my previous life?"

The system failed to respond.Although it has been upgraded several times, it is not perfect after all. Judging from the literal meaning of Fang Zijin's question, it can say "yes" decisively, but now it has been able to understand some human emotions and chooses to avoid it: "Don't think too much, the previous life is over, and living a good life in this life is what the host should do now."

Yes, since they are all reborn, they can’t repeat the same mistakes—thinking of this idiom, he even distractedly praised his Chinese proficiency: primary school was not in vain.

Fang Zijin slept very soundly that night, probably the dream was so sweet that he couldn't remember the characters clearly when he woke up, but the joyful emotions remained intact.After washing up, he changed into his sportswear for morning jogging. He hummed and pushed open the door. Unexpectedly, as soon as he reached the stairs, he found that Jin Muyun was already sitting casually on the sofa in the living room, leaning on the armrest of the sofa, drinking Wen Baikai, reading a book with an e-reader, seemed to be waiting for him.

Fang Zijin greeted him from a distance: "Brother! Good morning!"

Jin Muyun didn't think he was noisy, so he put down the things in his hands and stood up smiling at him: "Good morning, Zijin. Let's go and exercise together."

At the end of November, the temperature in Jinshi was already a little low, but there were still many old people in the park next door who started their morning exercises as usual.Seeing this scene, Fang Zijin was educated by the system in time before Fang Zijin had time to say anything: "Look at the host, he is living such a positive life at such an old age, do you know how to learn more!" Fang Zijin pouted when he heard this, Reluctantly, he agreed in his heart: "Okay..."

Since it was a working day, they ran into many middle school students who were going to school on the way, and they were riding bicycles, rushing to school at lightning speed.It rained a little last night, and the accumulated water on the ground formed shallow puddles. Some students who rode wildly passed by, and immediately splashed countless water splashes.

Fang Zijin watched helplessly as a boy was riding a mountain bike, with water splashing from the rear wheel and speeding past him.Seeing that the boy's school uniform jacket passed from the buttocks to the back, and the mortar drew a crooked line upwards, reaching the back of the head, he suddenly laughed out loud, then pushed Jin Muyun, who was slowing down and jogging beside him, and said out of breath: " Hahaha brother, look!"

Jin Muyun panted slightly, exhaling lightly, feeling helpless for Fang Zijin's schadenfreude, so he just smiled and nodded, expressing that he saw it.

The two ran a few steps side by side, Fang Zijin stepped on a raised floor tile, biu!A puddle of sewage splashed all over Jin Muyun's gray sweatpants, which was quite similar to the patterns dyed on some pioneer fashions.

Of course Jin Muyun wasn't angry about this trivial matter, he just stopped helplessly seeing Fang Zijin laughing so hard that he couldn't breathe.

Fang Zijin didn't slow down from that burst of laughter just now, and now he couldn't stop laughing even more. He bent down and waved his hands: "Brother...Brother...I can't do it anymore, let me take a break!"

Jin Muyun rested his forehead with his right hand, because of Fang Zijin's exaggerated and wild smile, he rarely glanced at the passers-by in embarrassment: he always felt that the eyes of passers-by were attracted to him.So I stretched out my hand to pull him: "Go, go, stay here again, people will laugh at you."

Fang Zijin's eye sockets were a little red from laughing too hard, and he couldn't speak with his eyebrows bent. Jin Muyun dragged his hands and ran forward.

The two stepped through countless "traps" along the way, and when they returned to Jin's house, they saw that each other's trouser legs and shoes were splashed with mud, and they finally got even.

When Du Xian saw that the two brothers came back earlier than usual, and then saw the poor condition of the two and Jin Muyun's slightly uncomfortable expression, he suddenly understood, and felt it was funny: When did the young master have such a childlike innocence?But thinking about how the young master has been calm and self-sufficient for so many years, it is a good thing to be able to relax once in a while.

Probably the experience in the morning narrowed the distance between the two of them. Fang Zijin did not refuse Jin Muyun's invitation to ride with him this morning, and sat in the back seat freely.

So this morning when the little girl at the front desk of Jin's saw Jin Muyun walking into the elevator leading to the top floor with Fang Zijin, the WeChat group exploded.

"Damn it! Boss Jin came to the company with the handsome guy who appeared last time!"

"What? What did I see?"

"Oh, I just said that our president is gay! By the way, where is Sary? Why don't you see her talking?"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I just want to fix my broken glass heart quietly by myself! Heiiiiui why doesn't the CEO like girls..."

"┑(￣Д￣)┍The idea of ​​being rich and handsome, we ordinary people can't understand..."

"┑(￣Д￣)┍ row upstairs!"

"=-=What do you care about other people's sexuality, even if you like girls, you don't necessarily like us..."

"→＿→Life is so difficult, sometimes duplicity is just to comfort myself, don't expose it..."

Today, Zhang Mengyang is in a happy mood. According to her plan, it is time to go to Fang Zijin to urge the documents. Then she will tactfully point out the lack of ability of the other party, and hint that he will face more affairs if he stays in the company, so as to scare away Fang Zijin directly. right.

Unexpectedly, as soon as she entered the president's office to ask for instructions, the BOSS frowned and remained silent for a few seconds, and gave a completely different order from last week: "Mengyang, please make arrangements for Zijin to work with Qingyuan."? ? ?There was a crack in Zhang Mengyang's reserved expression, and he asked calmly, "Then, do you need to withdraw the task assigned to the second young master last week?"

"Oh, that translation, Zijin has already finished it. I checked it, and it's not bad. You can send it directly to the product department of the subsidiary company, and let them decide who's manuscript they want." Jin Muyun tapped his fingers on the table, and said in a gentle voice. A decision was made.

Seeing that Jin Muyun's meaning was very clear, Zhang Mengyang stopped asking, but made arrangements with his head full of doubts: It's only been such a short week, why do you feel that BOSS's education policy for the second young master has changed?Forget it, do things according to the BOSS's wishes, and do what you care about so much.

Besides Fang Zijin, he originally went to the assistant office shared by Zhang Mengyang and Luo Qingyuan, and wanted to tell Zhang Mengyang that he had completed the task, but he only saw Luo Qingyuan who was buried in his work, and Zhang Mengyang himself was not there, so he had to sit on the narrow sofa for guests waiting.

After a while, Zhang Mengyang came out of the president's office, looked at himself with a strange expression, and said, "Second Young Master, your next job is to study with Luo Te to help him share some work pressure..." Hearing Here Luo Qingyuan raised his head and glanced this way, because Zhang Mengyang's statement of "sharing work pressure" made him feel inexplicably happy: This is because he cares about me!

Zhang Mengyang paused for a while, and seemed to think that this statement was too unreliable, so he said: "Now there is no other position that is more suitable for you, so I have to wrong you to be the life assistant of the president."

Well, I am finally not a life assistant.The former "Life Assistant" Luo Qingyuan flattened his mouth aggrievedly.

Fang Zijin has no objection to these arrangements, he can be anywhere anyway - as long as the other party doesn't dislike it and there are no high demands.

Considering the particularity of the life assistant position and the special attitude of the big boss after the transformation, it is obviously not suitable for Fang Zijin to stay in the small room where he was only prepared to stay for a few days at the beginning, so Zhang Mengyang simply let the logistics department Someone moved a new set of desks and chairs into the president's office.Fortunately, the office has a large space, and such an extra set of desks and chairs does not seem crowded.