[Quick Transmigration] Heartthrob, coquettish and scumbag

"What are you laughing at?" Kaxiu stopped and frowned when he heard the gradually obscene hehe.

"Hey, your male dog waist, the endorsement waist of the laser cannon, sex life is not a dream" Luo Jia replied almost subconsciously.

Card Xiu:. . .

Luo Jia who reacted:. . .

"Look! There are flying insects!" Lorgar pointed at the sky, awkwardly changing the subject.

As soon as his words fell, the black dots on the sky began to enlarge, dust filled the sky, and huge shadows shrouded and oppressed, as if locusts passed through the territory, seeming to cover the sky and the sun, followed by more and more ear-piercing flapping wings and weird buzzing noises.

"Look, it's really a flying insect." Luo Jia said coyly, this was just an excuse Luo Jia made to divert his attention, but he didn't expect it to be true.

Flying insects are also low-level troops. There are many such flying insects and they are highly poisonous. Once they get close to their prey, the prey will die in less than a second.

The insect formation approached, and Luo Jia saw the creature clearly, and was stunned for half a second.

Fuck, isn't this an evolved version of a bat?He knows this kind of hideous, pitch-black thing that was burned to ashes. Did the bat come across time and space to make soy sauce?There are a lot of dramas, should we wear a mask now?

Although there was a lot of drama in his heart, Luo Jia didn't forget to open the protective cover, picked up the quantum rocket launcher and began to shoot.

The cannon fire compressed by mental power was extremely powerful, and the first few flying insects had been blasted to scum with one strafing shot.

"The collective actions of these low-level Zerg must have worm brains, find the worm brain." Ka Xiuteng took out an object and handed it to Luo Jia: "Here is the tool I prepared for you, the ultrasonic bomb."

"I know, find the worm brain and blow him into a roasted bat... No, roast worms, right?" After receiving the world plot, Luo Jia also probably mastered some methods to fight against the Zerg. The weapon against flying insects and worm brains, the ultrasonic bomb Developed, but it is not easy to find and get close to the worm brain.

The so-called worm brain is the commander of the Zerg phalanx. The most effective way to solve a Zerg phalanx is to destroy the brain worms.

"I am responsible for dispersing flying insects, and you are responsible for killing insect brains." Admiral Kaxiu is worthy of being Admiral Kaxiu, and his combat power is terrifying. In just one sentence, his surroundings are already full of insect corpses .

Of course, Luo Jia felt that if the other party didn't want to test his ability and deliberately suppressed his power, the bug swarm would end in less than a minute.

Although the man at this time used an ordinary avatar, aiming and shooting with an ion blocker gun in a calm posture, as if he was not on the battlefield, but walking...

With inexplicable admiration for the soldiers, Luo Jia respected them and gave a standard imperial military salute: "Obey, sir!"

Kaxiu's eyes moved slightly, and he bombarded the flying insects approaching again, and his response was drowned in the artillery fire.

Luo Jia said while holding the ultrasonic bomb, and quickly stepped on the flying insects to approach the center. Along the way, his hands fell with knives, fighting a bloody path.

The system was blinded by the full-screen mosaic, and said in horror: "Master host, what did you do? Did you really engage in 3P?"

Luo Jia avoided an attacking flying insect. The high-intensity exercise made his breathing unsteady, and he kicked heavily: "No...you don't see that I am very brave?"

The system heard an extremely painful howl, and the whole system trembled, covering its face with its wings: "I didn't expect you to be such a host, I'm still a child."

Lorgar:. . .This child must have burned out the system.

Near the center of the insect formation, they are gradually approaching the position of the brain worm, and the attacks of the surrounding flying insects are more violent.

There are dense flying insects on the top of his head, and countless blood-red mouths are facing his direction, as if they are about to hit him in the next moment. Luojia has no intention of talking to the system, not to mention that he feels that the brainwaves of humans and machines are not on the same channel. superior.

There is a rumbling sound from the ground, it seems that something is about to break out of the ground, it is likely to be an earth worm, this problem in the air has not been resolved, another earth worm, the front and rear card repair must be very difficult, Luojia no longer delays, calm down and start looking for the worm brain .

Lorgar moved forward among countless dense formations of flying insects, his ears were filled with the buzzing of wings and the sound of artillery fire.

The wind came.

Lorgar turned his head and raised his eyes, only to see a shadow passing over his head.Among the layers of insect feet, something black and shiny flashed by under the moonlight.

It's the compound eyes and mouthparts of brain worms!

Almost immediately, Luo Jia sensitively realized that the brain worms in the entire flying insect array were hidden in the belly of the flying insect just now.

Luo Jia, who was waiting for the opportunity, climbed onto the flying insect, stabilizing his figure by grabbing the ear of the insect's head amidst the violent shaking: "I found you, my baby."

The explosion sounded.

Because Kaxiu and Luojia cooperated, the voice channel was always shared, so Luojia's words fell into Kaxiu's ears verbatim.

Kaxiu looked up, and in the flames of the sky, the dazzling young man opened his arms and threw himself towards the ground, while the mushroom cloud rising behind him became a static background.

Kaxiu seems to have seen himself as a soldier back then, no, he is him, he is unique.

As time passed, Lorgar followed Kashu to decipher the large-scale attacks of Zerglings, Stingers and Fireworms in turn.

The day of the simulated battlefield has turned into night.

In the cave, a little bonfire was bright, breaking through the pervasive night.

Although all the environments on the battlefield are data simulations, they are all real and touchable. Unless they go offline, they will also be injured.

Luo Jia was sitting by the fire, opposite him was Kaxiu who was busy burning insect legs. Although the quality of the Zerg meat was not as good as the artificial meat that humans usually eat, it could fill their stomachs anyway. Besides, it seemed that Kaxiu was often trained in the field. Xiu's barbecue skills are not bad, but the aroma of grilled insect legs makes Luo Jia unable to do it.

The cave was so silent that only the crackling of the fire was left. Lorgar had never been a person who could keep his mouth shut.

"Brother God of War, you are so powerful. You can rely on your face to make a living, but you rely on your strength to make a living. I have admired you since I was a child. I have always watched your fighting videos growing up. My brother is the most handsome A I have ever seen. I really want to help you!" My brother gave birth to a monkey."

Kaxiu's hand holding the worm's leg trembled.

Luo Jia pinched his throat and disgusted the other party again: "Brother, can you do it?"

Kaxiu glanced at Luo Jia, his green pupils, which could not be melted by the fire, did not show any emotional fluctuations, and his fickle lips spat out cold words, ruthlessly: "Hungry."

Luo Jia was in a hurry: "You are not a brother, why are you so unkind, we are comrades-in-arms anyway, right? Are you willing to abuse your comrade-in-arms like this?"

The corners of Kaxiu's lips pried up slightly: "I'm willing."

Luo Jia: "What about the revolutionary friendship that shared the same steamed bun back then?"

"No."

Luo Jia: "We promised to be each other's angels, but I did heaven, but you did shi."

In the end, the roasted insect legs managed to enter Luo Jia's stomach, and the two of them ate and drank enough. When Luo Jia was about to close his eyes and rest for the night, there was a loud noise outside, the ground was shaking, and the gravel in the cave tumble.

Luo Jia opened his eyes and met Kaxiu's eyes.

Npc, to be precise, is a mid-level Zerg.

The cave collapsed behind, and in front of the gunpowder smoke, Luojia and Kaxiu were surrounded by dense Zerg army. These troops included orcs, Zerg prototypes, and humanoid forms.

The supreme commander of the Zerg army stepped out, looked at the two tiny humans in front of him, and showed a salivating expression: "Fresh—food."

"Leave the one who looks more appetizing to me, and the other..." The Zerg leader pointed to Lorgar, and said to his soldiers, "Leave the ugly one to you."

Fuck, it's incredible that you Zerg can speak idioms.

And you don't look in the mirror to see what you look like, so ashamed to say I'm ugly.

Luo Jia pulled out a five-meter-long knife and split the general in half. After killing the bugs, Luo Jia turned his head and shouted to the motionless Kaxiu: "Brother, are you waiting to feed the bugs with Gaha?"

Seeing that Kaxiu was still motionless, Luo Jia finally noticed the problem.

The opponent seems to be forced to go offline? The pig teammate who lost the chain at the critical moment! !

There was no way, Luo Jia could only protect the big fool next to him, while struggling to deal with the Zerg.

Some Zergs had sensed something was wrong with Kaxiu, so most of them attacked Kaxiu. Luo Jia suddenly pulled Kaxiu behind to avoid the attack of the Zergs. Shrinking, subconsciously turned around and threw Kaxiu down. The two fell to the ground and rolled a few times. At the same time, the shell smashed the huge rock in the distance, and the gravel flew.

Dust was blinding his eyes, Luo Jia closed his eyes, a dry and cold touch came from his lips, Luo Jia pursed his lips, and finally realized what was wrong, he opened his eyes suddenly, and looked at the person under him. In contrast, those cold blue eyes were about to freeze Lorgar to death.

Fog grass!

Shocked!

Now this situation is really misleading, he is pressing on Kaxiu and has zero distance contact with him, zero distance is literally zero distance, breath to breath, lips to lips...

And his hands... Well, Lorgar moved, his chest muscles were firm.

Kaxiu raised his hand, Luo Jia thought that the other party was going to strangle him to pay homage to the lost first kiss, but unexpectedly, the other party grabbed his waist and picked him up on the bed with the aid of the flight aid, and the huge Zerg body pressed against them just now. Where I lay.

"Brother...so what..." Luo Jia jumped down, patted Kaxiu on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Who is young and hasn't been bitten a few times, look away."

"Ding—add 2 to the slag acceptance value, and the current slag acceptance value is 72."

Ka Xiu glanced at Luo Jia coolly, but said nothing. The fresh insect corpses on the ground showed that he was not in a good mood.

Kaxiu came out of the virtual warehouse, and the picture of the big man pressing on him and molesting him was still playing in his mind.

Although it wasn't his real body, he had the illusion that their lips and tongues were really touching.

Putting her fingers on her thin lips, her usually cold eyes softened for a moment, as if the ice and snow had melted, and the edges and corners had been worn away by the ice.

The sound of the communicator erased the softness, and Kaxiu pressed the on button, and the holographic image of the adjutant appeared above the communicator.

"Admiral, you let the users I surveyed have results."

"Norsen Sisi." Kaxiu said a name.

The adjutant was surprised: "Admiral, how do you know that 88 is Duke Sisi?"

Ka Xiu said nothing, but the smile on his lips deepened.