Luo Jia, who had regained his sight, was brought to the street by Yalin. Fortunately, the system had an antidote, otherwise he might not even be able to walk with the crippled chrysanthemum.
Before coming out, in order to prevent streaking from becoming popular all over the Internet, Yalin put a skirt on him casually, and now there is a vacuum under his skirt, the gentleman is magnanimous, and the wind blows his balls cool.
He can only walk carefully when he walks, and he has to cover his skirt at all times, for fear that a gust of wind will lift up the crotch of his skirt and face the world.
The hot search of the day must be like this:
Blogger's eyeball version: The world is getting worse, and a bird-walking monster appears on the street!
Funny ghost version: Oh?? You are so beautiful~.
Famous sayings and aphorisms version: Ladies wear big men, but be cautious when making friends.
Luo Jia didn't want to become popular on the Internet in this way.
There are crowds of people on the street, and the noisy street sounds are endless. In the past, everyone was in a hurry and continued the fast pace of life.
But today, almost everyone slowed down or simply stopped, looking at the seductive girl in the middle of the street.
"Boss, that girl is so beautiful and exciting, even more beautiful than your goddess."
"Ah." Long Aotian said perfunctorily, he is a little irritable today, why are there so many people on the street today, it is almost impossible to walk, his pair of tens of millions of sneakers will be completely changed!
This week, he was not interested in doing anything, Hua Changxi's face flashed in his mind from time to time, and he didn't know where she went this week.
Recently, there were reports on the news that the other party was already living with Nan Gongjue. He wanted to ask if Nangong Jue was real, but felt that this was a bit deliberate, as if he cared about Hua Changxi.
The idol burden of the school bully made him feel embarrassed to ask for proof, but he couldn't help but think about it on his own, so that he spent the past few days in a daze, and the racing car and disco bars he used to love couldn't arouse his interest , Today, he was dragged to the video game city by a group of friends, and he threw the game handle out after playing a few games.
"I called my wife for you!"
"Love comes too fast like a tornado~"
"Why does that girl look familiar..."
"Fuck off, which beauty do you think doesn't look like the girl of your dreams?"
"Huh? She really looks like Hua Changxi..."
Hua Changxi Hua Changxi!Why is there him everywhere, his ghost lingers!
The more Long Aotian thought about it, the hotter he became, but at this moment, those sparrows didn't understand his expression and were still chirping non-stop, and being squeezed around by a bunch of strangers as meatloaf took away his last bit of patience. That violent temper came up all at once.
"Get lost!" Facts have proved that Long Aotian's deterrent power is huge, the scene suddenly fell silent, someone shouted "Long Aotian is here" and everyone ran away like a bandit entering a village .
It wasn't until the crowd dispersed that Long Ao finally saw the girl surrounded in the middle. The girl's skin was as white as snow, her lips were peach-faced, and her delicate red dress outlined her tall and slender figure...
Everywhere is good, the only shortcoming is that it is flat.
"Brother Long, what's the matter, this girl is on time. She is the female version of Hua Changxi, do you think she is Hua Changxi's long-lost twin sister?" said a boy next to her.
"Now that the plastic surgery industry is so developed, it's possible that someone's face may have been done by Zhao Hua Changxi. The entire face may be a modified product, let alone a few hundred million."
"Even if you have used a knife, it is the most successful one. Why don't we ask for a WeChat account? Maybe the lady likes this one."
"Come on, you are not blind."
"Brother Long, do you want to come with us?" Several people asked Long Aotian who had not expressed his opinion.
Long Aotian stopped the steps he wanted to take, and changed to another direction: "I want to go by yourselves, I haven't seen a woman before."
Within a few seconds, the boys saw Long Aotian, who was clearly walking in the opposite direction, turning back at a speed of 1000 meters per second, and the layman Zhenxiang urged impatiently:
"Let's go, what are you doing?"
Several people froze and hurriedly followed, but soon stopped the car urgently.
Because they saw that the girl was probably surrounded by girlfriends or the like, who slammed people against the wall, regardless of the fact that it was a public place, and seemed to want to kiss her very much, looking desperate.
The latter pushed and refused, and said something in her ear. The woman's expression softened a little, and after hugging her hard, she reluctantly let go, and followed the girl into a dark alley.
Several people looked at each other in blank dismay, a little shocked by what they saw.
"The big tangerine is set, and the tangerine is full of tangerine."
"Sure enough, all the good-looking young ladies are going to do lace."
After Luo Jia and the others walked into the dark alley, several wretched-looking men looked at each other, showed malicious lewd/smiles, and followed them in.
Long Aotian thinks that he doesn't like to meddle in other people's business, especially women he doesn't know, but today is a bit abnormal, he attributes this to his belated feelings of punishing rape, eradicating violence, eliminating violence and peace.
There was a scream in the alley, and Long Aotian quickly ran in, and the scene in his field of vision made him stop suddenly.
The beautiful girl who fully meets his criteria for choosing a mate is very lazy. Although she is wearing a skirt, it does not prevent her from teaching the wretched man a lesson. She kicks the wretched man fast and hard. Before the others can react, the man is kicked out by him up.
Moreover, Long Aotian was sure that he was not short-sighted, the moment the girl raised her leg, she was happy, and the skirt she raised almost caused him a heart attack.
Inside is a pair of boxers with Peppa Pig printed on it!What a disillusionment this scene is.
He couldn't help but think of a sentence on the Internet, some people look glamorous on the surface, but in fact...
Well, it's Peppa Pig underwear.
A social person. Luo Jia sneered at a man with kidney deficiency disdainfully and output: "Want to be a labor manager? Little brother, you have to be modest in your dreams, and don't look at your kidney deficiency face. Go eat kidney treasure Viagra sheep for a few years." Come here again, whip Feicai."
The younger brothers who followed were also dumbfounded, did they hear it right? A male voice?
This pretty young lady is actually a little brother?!Sure enough, it's okay for boys to pretend to be girls, and they don't believe in love anymore.
"Please, you're so smart." Luo Jia held the fist with one palm.
A familiar voice suddenly sounded in Long Aotian's mind, and he was stunned by the unusually similar tone when he spoke to Luo Jia. While he was in a daze for a while, Luo Jia broke it suddenly, and the man let out a mournful cry Call.
Then, Luo Jia walked towards the bald man, arranging his skirts as he walked: "Everyone is an adult, so don't waste time, let's get started."
The bald man was frightened by his operation, and the fool could see that he had practiced it before. Seeing him walking towards him, he turned around and wanted to run.
However, Luo Jia was even faster, caught up with him and grabbed his collar, and threw him to the ground with a flick of the back.
"Do you know what color you are? Happy color!"
"Ahhh!"
The bald man's arm was broken, and he rolled on the ground in pain.
Luo Jia clapped his hands, showing no mercy for his pain, and said in a flat tone, "This is just a lesson for you, to let you know that next time when looking for a target to attack, the dog's eye will be bright, in case someone follows you You have the same organs, and I am a kinder person, I just broke your arms, if you change to someone else, you may have no hope of happiness in the rest of your life, you say so."
The bald man couldn't hear what he was saying at all, he just hugged his shoulders and howled on the ground, Lorja didn't care, went to pick up the comatose Yalin who had been knocked off the back of the neck, just turned around, and met with several people at the alley. People meet on narrow roads.
dare not speak
In this season of warm spring and flowers blooming and everything recovering, "Zha Shou" is on the shelves.
Oh, I just bought it, don't take it!The gold master's father loves me again!
You have to understand that only when it is on the shelves can the author have the money to have hair transplanted! —from a hopelessly bald author.
Starting from chapter 30, you will be charged 5 coins for a thousand words, and 15 coins for a chapter with [-] words. You can buy a book for about a dozen packs of spicy sticks!Is it because the little slag is not fragrant?Why eat spicy strips?
The spicy strips are also quite fragrant, actually??
It’s okay to skip the spicy strips, it’s okay!The author is her favorite fan!Fan red envelopes are indispensable!There are a lot of red envelopes in the red envelope square, it is not a dream to squat down and earn a chapter every day!
how?Isn't that enough to impress you?Get out of the way, I'm going to tell a story.
There is a sand sculpture author, she has no subscription but no money...
In the end, she went to move the bricks. The bricks on the construction site were very hot. She moved from day to night, from night to day... day after day, she thought, move 100000+ more bricks, and I will be able to get hair transplants up...
Ok, here's the official version.
This is my second book. To be honest, I don’t know what to do. After all, it’s the first time I try to write this kind of sand sculpture Marysu world (of course, the following worlds will have their own styles.) I’m afraid, I am afraid that the collection will be dropped like running water, and the familiar cuties will disappear, and I am also afraid that it will be cold after being put on the shelves, and the results will not be satisfactory.
Anyone who has read my first book knows that my coding speed is very fast, and updates are all based on inspiration, so writing this book actually took me a lot of time and energy. I hope you will like it.
So, why is it listed?
To put it more noblely, what can you get from being on the shelves?Promotion, with promotion, Wenwen can be seen by more people, and little Luojia can be liked by more people. If it is not on the shelves, there will be almost no chance of promotion... It is too difficult.
Your reward tickets, complaints, comments and subscriptions, all your support is a great encouragement to the author, so don't let me play single player, everyone, the humble author is asking for warmth online.
Finally, make a big move.
Want to know what's behind the world?
I have all the worlds you love, interstellar entertainment circle, prison, vampire, fairy man, comprehension... (see the situation for supplement)
Do you want to know the exciting play in the next plot?
Since we want to pursue excitement, then we must carry it through to the end, yes!Just what you think!
Do you want to know how Brother Jia managed to survive in the Shura field?
(?°???°)?
Now tell me loudly, krypton or not?
Krypton it, krypton it, krypton it!
Before coming out, in order to prevent streaking from becoming popular all over the Internet, Yalin put a skirt on him casually, and now there is a vacuum under his skirt, the gentleman is magnanimous, and the wind blows his balls cool.
He can only walk carefully when he walks, and he has to cover his skirt at all times, for fear that a gust of wind will lift up the crotch of his skirt and face the world.
The hot search of the day must be like this:
Blogger's eyeball version: The world is getting worse, and a bird-walking monster appears on the street!
Funny ghost version: Oh?? You are so beautiful~.
Famous sayings and aphorisms version: Ladies wear big men, but be cautious when making friends.
Luo Jia didn't want to become popular on the Internet in this way.
There are crowds of people on the street, and the noisy street sounds are endless. In the past, everyone was in a hurry and continued the fast pace of life.
But today, almost everyone slowed down or simply stopped, looking at the seductive girl in the middle of the street.
"Boss, that girl is so beautiful and exciting, even more beautiful than your goddess."
"Ah." Long Aotian said perfunctorily, he is a little irritable today, why are there so many people on the street today, it is almost impossible to walk, his pair of tens of millions of sneakers will be completely changed!
This week, he was not interested in doing anything, Hua Changxi's face flashed in his mind from time to time, and he didn't know where she went this week.
Recently, there were reports on the news that the other party was already living with Nan Gongjue. He wanted to ask if Nangong Jue was real, but felt that this was a bit deliberate, as if he cared about Hua Changxi.
The idol burden of the school bully made him feel embarrassed to ask for proof, but he couldn't help but think about it on his own, so that he spent the past few days in a daze, and the racing car and disco bars he used to love couldn't arouse his interest , Today, he was dragged to the video game city by a group of friends, and he threw the game handle out after playing a few games.
"I called my wife for you!"
"Love comes too fast like a tornado~"
"Why does that girl look familiar..."
"Fuck off, which beauty do you think doesn't look like the girl of your dreams?"
"Huh? She really looks like Hua Changxi..."
Hua Changxi Hua Changxi!Why is there him everywhere, his ghost lingers!
The more Long Aotian thought about it, the hotter he became, but at this moment, those sparrows didn't understand his expression and were still chirping non-stop, and being squeezed around by a bunch of strangers as meatloaf took away his last bit of patience. That violent temper came up all at once.
"Get lost!" Facts have proved that Long Aotian's deterrent power is huge, the scene suddenly fell silent, someone shouted "Long Aotian is here" and everyone ran away like a bandit entering a village .
It wasn't until the crowd dispersed that Long Ao finally saw the girl surrounded in the middle. The girl's skin was as white as snow, her lips were peach-faced, and her delicate red dress outlined her tall and slender figure...
Everywhere is good, the only shortcoming is that it is flat.
"Brother Long, what's the matter, this girl is on time. She is the female version of Hua Changxi, do you think she is Hua Changxi's long-lost twin sister?" said a boy next to her.
"Now that the plastic surgery industry is so developed, it's possible that someone's face may have been done by Zhao Hua Changxi. The entire face may be a modified product, let alone a few hundred million."
"Even if you have used a knife, it is the most successful one. Why don't we ask for a WeChat account? Maybe the lady likes this one."
"Come on, you are not blind."
"Brother Long, do you want to come with us?" Several people asked Long Aotian who had not expressed his opinion.
Long Aotian stopped the steps he wanted to take, and changed to another direction: "I want to go by yourselves, I haven't seen a woman before."
Within a few seconds, the boys saw Long Aotian, who was clearly walking in the opposite direction, turning back at a speed of 1000 meters per second, and the layman Zhenxiang urged impatiently:
"Let's go, what are you doing?"
Several people froze and hurriedly followed, but soon stopped the car urgently.
Because they saw that the girl was probably surrounded by girlfriends or the like, who slammed people against the wall, regardless of the fact that it was a public place, and seemed to want to kiss her very much, looking desperate.
The latter pushed and refused, and said something in her ear. The woman's expression softened a little, and after hugging her hard, she reluctantly let go, and followed the girl into a dark alley.
Several people looked at each other in blank dismay, a little shocked by what they saw.
"The big tangerine is set, and the tangerine is full of tangerine."
"Sure enough, all the good-looking young ladies are going to do lace."
After Luo Jia and the others walked into the dark alley, several wretched-looking men looked at each other, showed malicious lewd/smiles, and followed them in.
Long Aotian thinks that he doesn't like to meddle in other people's business, especially women he doesn't know, but today is a bit abnormal, he attributes this to his belated feelings of punishing rape, eradicating violence, eliminating violence and peace.
There was a scream in the alley, and Long Aotian quickly ran in, and the scene in his field of vision made him stop suddenly.
The beautiful girl who fully meets his criteria for choosing a mate is very lazy. Although she is wearing a skirt, it does not prevent her from teaching the wretched man a lesson. She kicks the wretched man fast and hard. Before the others can react, the man is kicked out by him up.
Moreover, Long Aotian was sure that he was not short-sighted, the moment the girl raised her leg, she was happy, and the skirt she raised almost caused him a heart attack.
Inside is a pair of boxers with Peppa Pig printed on it!What a disillusionment this scene is.
He couldn't help but think of a sentence on the Internet, some people look glamorous on the surface, but in fact...
Well, it's Peppa Pig underwear.
A social person. Luo Jia sneered at a man with kidney deficiency disdainfully and output: "Want to be a labor manager? Little brother, you have to be modest in your dreams, and don't look at your kidney deficiency face. Go eat kidney treasure Viagra sheep for a few years." Come here again, whip Feicai."
The younger brothers who followed were also dumbfounded, did they hear it right? A male voice?
This pretty young lady is actually a little brother?!Sure enough, it's okay for boys to pretend to be girls, and they don't believe in love anymore.
"Please, you're so smart." Luo Jia held the fist with one palm.
A familiar voice suddenly sounded in Long Aotian's mind, and he was stunned by the unusually similar tone when he spoke to Luo Jia. While he was in a daze for a while, Luo Jia broke it suddenly, and the man let out a mournful cry Call.
Then, Luo Jia walked towards the bald man, arranging his skirts as he walked: "Everyone is an adult, so don't waste time, let's get started."
The bald man was frightened by his operation, and the fool could see that he had practiced it before. Seeing him walking towards him, he turned around and wanted to run.
However, Luo Jia was even faster, caught up with him and grabbed his collar, and threw him to the ground with a flick of the back.
"Do you know what color you are? Happy color!"
"Ahhh!"
The bald man's arm was broken, and he rolled on the ground in pain.
Luo Jia clapped his hands, showing no mercy for his pain, and said in a flat tone, "This is just a lesson for you, to let you know that next time when looking for a target to attack, the dog's eye will be bright, in case someone follows you You have the same organs, and I am a kinder person, I just broke your arms, if you change to someone else, you may have no hope of happiness in the rest of your life, you say so."
The bald man couldn't hear what he was saying at all, he just hugged his shoulders and howled on the ground, Lorja didn't care, went to pick up the comatose Yalin who had been knocked off the back of the neck, just turned around, and met with several people at the alley. People meet on narrow roads.
dare not speak
In this season of warm spring and flowers blooming and everything recovering, "Zha Shou" is on the shelves.
Oh, I just bought it, don't take it!The gold master's father loves me again!
You have to understand that only when it is on the shelves can the author have the money to have hair transplanted! —from a hopelessly bald author.
Starting from chapter 30, you will be charged 5 coins for a thousand words, and 15 coins for a chapter with [-] words. You can buy a book for about a dozen packs of spicy sticks!Is it because the little slag is not fragrant?Why eat spicy strips?
The spicy strips are also quite fragrant, actually??
It’s okay to skip the spicy strips, it’s okay!The author is her favorite fan!Fan red envelopes are indispensable!There are a lot of red envelopes in the red envelope square, it is not a dream to squat down and earn a chapter every day!
how?Isn't that enough to impress you?Get out of the way, I'm going to tell a story.
There is a sand sculpture author, she has no subscription but no money...
In the end, she went to move the bricks. The bricks on the construction site were very hot. She moved from day to night, from night to day... day after day, she thought, move 100000+ more bricks, and I will be able to get hair transplants up...
Ok, here's the official version.
This is my second book. To be honest, I don’t know what to do. After all, it’s the first time I try to write this kind of sand sculpture Marysu world (of course, the following worlds will have their own styles.) I’m afraid, I am afraid that the collection will be dropped like running water, and the familiar cuties will disappear, and I am also afraid that it will be cold after being put on the shelves, and the results will not be satisfactory.
Anyone who has read my first book knows that my coding speed is very fast, and updates are all based on inspiration, so writing this book actually took me a lot of time and energy. I hope you will like it.
So, why is it listed?
To put it more noblely, what can you get from being on the shelves?Promotion, with promotion, Wenwen can be seen by more people, and little Luojia can be liked by more people. If it is not on the shelves, there will be almost no chance of promotion... It is too difficult.
Your reward tickets, complaints, comments and subscriptions, all your support is a great encouragement to the author, so don't let me play single player, everyone, the humble author is asking for warmth online.
Finally, make a big move.
Want to know what's behind the world?
I have all the worlds you love, interstellar entertainment circle, prison, vampire, fairy man, comprehension... (see the situation for supplement)
Do you want to know the exciting play in the next plot?
Since we want to pursue excitement, then we must carry it through to the end, yes!Just what you think!
Do you want to know how Brother Jia managed to survive in the Shura field?
(?°???°)?
Now tell me loudly, krypton or not?
Krypton it, krypton it, krypton it!
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