[Quick Transmigration] Heartthrob, coquettish and scumbag

Before Luo Jia could figure out what was going on, the door of the room was kicked hard.

Shen Junye's angry roar sounded outside the door: "Open the door, Huo Xi, is Xiao Nian here? Open the door!"

The door of the room was crumbling, and there was another kick, the sound of a huge collapse spread, and the whole room was shaken.

The door was knocked down.

Shen Junye rushed in with a full of evil spirit, and then saw Huo Xi and Luo Jia who were on the same bed.

Really. Caught rape in bed.

"Start—add 3 to the slag acceptance value, and the current slag acceptance value is 93."

Shen Junye didn't sleep all night, his eyes were bloodshot, his fierce eyes looked horrified, he quickly stepped forward and pulled Luo Jia up from the bed, he clenched his fist and swung at Huo Xi.

"cnmb." Because she was so angry, she even burst out with foul language.

Huo Xi dodged in time, Shen Junye's fist landed on the mattress, and the whole bed shook.

"Hey, little Shen, what are you doing?" The director and staff who heard the movement and rushed over to check the situation were immediately dumbfounded when they saw Shen Junye's beating posture.

When did they see Shen Junye's furious look? They had the impression that Shen Junye had always been rational and calm. As for the reason why the other party was so out of control, everyone saw the one who was beaten in the room and the one in pajamas. The other one, roughly guessed something.

"Xiao Shen, stop beating, calm down, the variety show is recording." The director pulled Shen Junye away. If this kind of thing is not stopped and the matter becomes a big deal, the Shen Junye beating incident will definitely become a hot search.

"Shen Junye, did you take Nian Nian away?" Lin Feiran who heard the news had a gloomy face, and his usual approachability had completely disappeared at this time.

Before everyone could react, he raised his hand and punched Shen Junye in the face, concentrating on dealing with Huo Xi. He didn't expect that Lin Feiran would also come to meddle in Shen Junye's life. fist.

Shen Junye wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, as if he wanted to chew every word: "Lin Feiran, you are courting death."

The situation became more and more out of control, and even the director couldn't stop it. The farce didn't end until Luo Jia leisurely had breakfast. Because of this accident, the director team postponed the live broadcast to the afternoon.

When watching the live broadcast in the afternoon, the strange outfits of the two guests caught the audience's attention.

First was Actor Shen, who actually wore a mask on a hot day. The explanation given by Actor Shen was that he had a cold and was afraid of infecting others. Well, with Shen Junye's superb acting skills, no one would doubt it.

And Lin Feiran actually wore sunglasses on this cloudy day, everyone thought he was playing handsome.

After tossing for a long time, the director was a little tired. He took the script and announced today's task.

"Talk about today's rules. The eight guests will be divided into two groups to sell melons in the market. The group that sells the most will have the priority to choose the ingredients for dinner."

After the director announced the rules for this mission, he asked eight people to form a team by themselves.

"Sinian, this--hmmm." Luo Jia pointed at Gu Sinian, and just about to call him over, Shen Junye came over and covered his mouth: "Come here, come here, we're here Not enough, you still want to call him?"

Several people regarded Gu Sinian as an imaginary rival in love.

Huo Xi: "I've studied financial management, wouldn't it be nice to ask me about collecting money?"

Lin Feiran: "I can play the violin, wouldn't it be nice to find me for attracting customers?"

Shen Junye: "I—wouldn't it be nice to help you out?"

Surrounded by three men, Luo Jia was weak and helpless.

Today's market looks extremely lively, and a roadside stall selling watermelon somewhere is crowded with people.

A little brother wearing sunglasses sat on the steps and played the violin, attracting a steady stream of customers who stopped and watched.

The young man with a towel hanging around his neck and shouting loudly with a trumpet is particularly eye-catching. A young man next to him is holding a fan to blow the wind to the young man, while the other is silently collecting money and counting the money. Faster than a cash register.

"Come here, take a look, watermelon, there are sweet and big watermelons, sweeter than first love."

"Buy my melon, forget about him."

"Don't miss it when you pass by. There is a cool and thirst-quenching artifact here. It has a smooth halo, plump and playful. If you want to live a decent life, you have to eat melons with red and green. It is unisex and suitable for all ages. It sells watermelons for one yuan per catty. , no sweet, no money."

The advertisements for selling melons are one after another, and the melon buyers are one after another.

Seeing this scene, the live channel had already laughed out loud.

"Hahahaha I bought the head at Bingxixi for 9 yuan and 9 yuan. Have you seen my head?"

"Is this group of people trying to laugh me to death to inherit my summer homework?"

"Boss Xiao's Yazi, who is very skilled in business, came with a trumpet and opened his mouth. He is more professional than me, a melon seller."

"Xiao Zha can consider selling melons in the future to ensure that he will not lose money.

……

After Xiao Zhaza, Luo Jia has another title—Boss Gua. If Luo Jia logs into Weibo now, he will find that his Weibo followers have exceeded 4000 million.

Before the sun went down, the melons were sold out, and the people who didn’t get any melons left with regrets on their faces. Luojia sat on the ground, took out the last watermelon and patted it: “Come on, it’s been a busy day, let’s take this The melon is open."

On the way back, Luo Jia held a melon in one hand and a cup of freshly squeezed juice in the other, and there were three flower protectors by his side. Later, he added a few words—Country F4.

"Now that everyone is here, let's start the last part of the day, the game of picking ingredients. The rules are as follows: the team members cover their eyes, put on headphones, and tell the number of the ingredients they need to pick. Each person can only pick five. The ingredients that have been selected cannot be selected again, let’s start with our winning group—Xiao Nian’s group.”

Shen Junye, Huo Xi, and Lin Feiran are bugs in the game, and the blindfolded picks are all Luo Jia's favorite dishes.

It was Luo Jia's turn to choose the seasoning, and Luo Jia put on the earphones: "I choose No. 7, No. 7..."

Lin Feiran beside him hit Luo Jia's shoulder desperately, but Luo Jia didn't understand his good intentions, he stretched out eight fingers: "I want 12 spoons."

Lin Feiran, Huo Xi, and Shen Junye looked at the No. 7 ingredient, and the red godmother waved evilly at them.

"Ingredient No. 9, it should be less, ten spoons."

Luo Jia found that his waist was pinched, and he couldn't help but feel a little baffled: "Ingredient No. 15."

Just 3 scoops.

As soon as he finished speaking, his chair was bumped a few more times.

After Luo Jia finished selecting, he looked at 8 spoons of chili, 10 spoons of mustard, 15 spoons of soy sauce, 3 spoons of herring sauce, and 9 spoons of durian puree and fell silent.

The label of Xiao Nian's game Black Hole was affixed from this moment.

While the three men were vying to cook for him, Luo Jia was chatting with the villagers over melon seeds.

"Brother, I have raised more than ten chickens, all of which have been pooping in the past few days, and they are dying and lacking energy. What's wrong?"

"It may be that there is a problem with the gastrointestinal tract of the chicken. It is recommended to buy some anti-inflammatory drugs and grind them into the chicken food, and feed the chickens more water."

"Brother, my cat has been meowing a lot lately."

"It's in heat, it's recommended to be sterilized."

"Brother, my pig grows too slowly, let me see how to feed it."

Luo Jia spat out the melon seeds: "Different pigs use different types of rations? Generally speaking, bran-type feeds can be used for pigs, that is, bran-type feed can account for more than 50% of the total weight of the ration..."

The villagers adored what they heard, and hurriedly took a small notebook to write it down.

One night, the villagers came to Luo Jia for trivial matters, and Luo Jia patiently answered them one by one.

Netizens who didn't expect the live broadcast to suddenly become the agricultural channel's painting style were dumbfounded and shocked.

Someone asked a question that hit the soul: "Is there anything Boss Xiao can't do?"

Xiao Nian told everyone with actions that there is nothing he can't do.

Cutting sugarcane, planting vegetables, chopping firewood, picking corn, transplanting rice seedlings, and driving a tractor, no matter what you think or unexpected, he can do it with ease.

Not only that, in the few days of recording in the village, Luo Jia won the hearts of the people. The villagers regarded him as one of their own, and they would think of him when they had anything delicious.

For example, today Lao Li’s family sent a basketful of eggs, the village head’s daughter sent pork, and the village head widow Zhang brought freshly picked fruits...

As a result, the meals of the big family were not perfect, and Luo Jia unknowingly became a lucky star and group favorite that benefited the entire program group.

He made a name for himself in the village and got along like a fish in water, but all kinds of troubles followed. Those aunts like Luo Jia, who is capable and kind, and the key is that he is handsome. They catch anyone If they could seize the opportunity, they tried their best to recommend their daughter to Luo Jia, wishing they could put their daughter into Luo Jia's arms.

It was the same today, Luo Jia listened awkwardly to Aunt Wang talking about her daughter for half an hour, and finally Aunt Wang asked: "Xiao Nian, what do you think, do you want Auntie to arrange a blind date for you?"

"My daughter has a big butt and is easy to give birth to. This is a photo of my daughter. Although she is not as good-looking as you, she is still a village beauty. She said that she will marry you."

Luo Jia is one head and two big. Luo Jia, who has been loved by his aunts these days, runs away whenever he sees his aunts, but today he failed to escape.

"Aunt Wang, let me think about this first."

"Xiao Nian, you don't need to think about it. October 10st is a good day, why don't we hold the banquet on that day."

"Aunt Wang," Huo Xi put his arms around Luo Jia's shoulders, "Xiao Nian is married, let his wife know, I'm afraid it will be difficult for his wife to explain."

"Xiao Nian, you are married. I thought you were so young." Aunt Wang sighed, then suddenly thought of something, and looked at Huo Xi like looking at a pot of incense: "Is it Xiao Huo? You should not be married, my daughter..."

"I'm married too, right?" Huo Xi looked at Luo Jia who had broken free from his arms, and said with a smile, "wife."