[Quick Transmigration] Heartthrob, coquettish and scumbag

At the door, Luo Jia and Lin Feiran each had a suitcase beside them, asking and answering: "What program do you want to record?"

"A reality show."

"It's a coincidence, so am I."

"stay How long?"

"One week."

"It's a coincidence, so am I."

"Where are you going now?"

"Mars Village."

"Coincidentally, I too... wait, you, you, you!" Luo Jia reacted belatedly: "You don't want to record "Country Life" too, do you?"

The two stared wide-eyed and accepted the fact that they were going to participate in the same reality show.

Country Life has 6 resident guests and 1 flying guest. Luo Jia took the place of a resident guest who had a car accident.

Sitting in the car specially picked up by the program group, Luo Jia understood the ins and outs: "So, the program group invited you to be the flying guest of this episode?"

"Well, the program team only contacted me a few days ago. I didn't expect you to be there. Now it seems that the program team should consider having you, and specially invited me to create a gimmick for the program."

"This program group is also excellent." He and Lin Feire are still on the trending searches, and the popularity is not gone. After inviting the two of them, there will be hot spots, disputes, and traffic. Are you still worried about the ratings? "

Martian Village is located in W City, and it takes at least an hour by car.

The villagers on Mars are simple and honest, with beautiful scenery and a quiet environment. They have the reputation of a paradise. This season of "Country Life" is set here.

"Country Life" returned to the countryside, stood out from the crowd of sensational and vulgar variety shows, and became a clear stream of reality shows, firmly ranking as the top variety show.

Luo Jia has been catching up on the previous episodes of variety shows a few days ago. No matter how glamorous you are, when you enter the country life, you have to leave behind your idol burden and return to ordinary people, growing vegetables, chopping firewood and selling melons If you can't stand cooking and feeding chickens, ducks and geese, then I'm sorry, you don't deserve it.

The program team's car stopped at the corner of the village. Luo Jia and Lin Feiran were told that the car was out of gas, so they had to find a way to get to the base camp to gather.

"Is the program group so poor that they don't even pay for gas?" After a few minutes of complaining about the program group with the driver, Luo Jia stopped talking.

He turned his head and saw Lin Feiran taking out the electronic products under the command of the staff, and had an ominous premonition: "What is this for?"

"Before entering the village, every guest needs to hand over some unnecessary things."

"Is a mobile phone unnecessary?" Luo Jia hid her mobile phone behind her back like a guard: "The mobile phone is my wife, do you want to beat the mandarin ducks to separate our husband and wife?"

"The villain who wants to break up you is the director team, and I was also forced." The staff wanted to cry but had no tears.

"Ouke, let me pass this level and this round of Xiaoxiaole first."

Lin Feiran asked the program crew how many bottles of yogurt he wanted, inserted the straw, walked to sit beside Luo Jia, and handed it to Luo Jia's mouth naturally, Luo Jia opened his mouth and closed the straw without even looking.

Lin Feiran pointed to the screen: "This can be erased."

"I know, long-winded."

The two heads are close together, full of affection.

However, unbeknownst to them, the recording had already begun.

The program team did not inform the substitute guests and flying guests of this episode in advance. Many people only found out that Luo Jia and Lin Feiran were there after watching the live broadcast. The news broke, and the live broadcast room was overcrowded.

Ever since Luo Jia got off the car, the barrage hadn't stopped, almost covering the entire screen.

"Xiao Zha's wife is actually a mobile phone. People are not as good as mobile phones."

"Pfft haha ​​at this time, I still don't forget to play a game. After the appraisal, Xiao Zha is a game fan, that's right."

"Why are these two playing games so close together? I'm so sore, I really want to soul-wear Lin Feiran."

"The cold dog food is slapped on the face coldly."

Still kept in the dark by the program group, Luo Jia and Lin Feiran, who didn't know that the live broadcast had started ahead of schedule, put on the backpacks uniformly distributed by the program group and set out on the road.

"It's a pity." Lorgar sighed.

Lin Feiran voluntarily helped Luo Jia resist the bag, heard his sigh, and asked in cooperation.

Luo Jia looked regretful: "It's a pity that there are more than 100 small HPs in my mobile phone. Now the mobile phone has been confiscated, so I wanted to—" Luo Jia looked around, leaned into Lin Feiran's ear and said something, Lin Feiran's ears turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

It's nothing for them to whisper, but they have suffered a lot of fans.

"Oh my god, what did Xiao Zha say? He's not molesting the little boyfriend, is he? Look at the little boyfriend's ears are turning red."

"I turned the volume up on my headphones and heard 'Discussing Philosophy'"

"I turned the volume up to the maximum and only heard the sb upstairs."

Netizens speculated in various ways, but in fact, what Luo Jia said was relatively simple and rude: I wanted you to learn a few more poses to fuck me.

"You, you—" Lin Feiran wanted to say something, but finally it came out: "You, your waist, is it still sore?"

"Sour, it's so sour, why don't you rub it for me?"

"Tonight? Knead for you tonight."

Netizens went crazy.

"What kind of tiger and wolf words are these?"

"As we all know, the waist will be sore at that time, you know what I mean."

There are a bunch of yellow member barrages behind.

"Did you hear the sound of the tractor?" Luo Jia took out a pack of snacks from his backpack and tilted his ear canal slightly.

Lin Feiran: "Tractor, what is a tractor?"

Forgive Lin Feiran, a "noble young master" who doesn't know the sufferings of the world, but he doesn't know anything about the basics of the countryside.

"How did the nine-year compulsory education teach students like you?"

"In less than nine years, the family hired a tutor, and I finished all the courses after four years of teaching."

"What have you learned?"

"Economics, Archaeology, Geology, Physics, Linguistics, Chemistry, Law, Philosophy, Calculus, Quantum Mechanics, Information Engineering, Music and Art..."

Luo Jia was stunned when he heard that, and he once again appreciated the power of the protagonist's aura: "Thinking about the days when I was a scumbag, the potato chips in my hand suddenly tasted bad."

"Didn't the show crew confiscate your snacks? Why—" Before Lin Feiran could finish speaking, he was stuffed with potato chips.

"Shh." Luo Jia put his hand on his lips, and said mysteriously: "I bought these packs of snacks with a beauty trick, no one will know."

"Which little sister was used by Xiao Zha as a beauty trick, Lemon."

"Laughed so hard I almost left this beautiful world."

"Now people all over the country know hahaha."

"Xiao Zha's operation is perfect. Contemporary celebrities are bewildered and betray their beauty because of a few packs of snacks?"

The live broadcast switched to other guests, and the other guests also appeared to have no gas in their cars. Some of them chose to walk, some chose to ride a bicycle, and some took a ride in a ride. When the camera switched back again, a puzzled scene appeared in front of everyone. style of painting.

The yellow sand is rolling in.

A man wearing a straw hat with a piece of grass in his mouth and a handsome man with a shy smile are sitting on the old-fashioned tractor pulling goods. The name tag worn by the handsome man is incompatible with the rusty and mottled body.

"Have you ever heard a word?" The man in the straw hat lay comfortably on the haystack with his hands behind his head, crossing his legs leisurely.

"What?" the handsome man fanned him with a banana leaf, and asked curiously when he heard his question.

Luo Jia spat out the grass in his mouth: "If you love him, take him to ride the tractor together."

"See the mountains over there?"

Lin Feiran said honestly, "I see."

"That's the country I laid down for you."

Accompanied by the chug-chug of the tractor and the noise of each other, Luo Jia and Lin Feiran finally arrived at the base camp within the stipulated time.

When they arrived, other guests had already arrived, Gu Sinian came up and wanted to give Luo Jia a bear hug: "Brother Xiao, I miss you so much."

Before the two of them could hug each other, they were cut off by Lin Feiran, whose face was as black as a pot. Lin Feiran pulled Luo Jia into his arms with one hand, and stretched out the other hand to hold Gu Sinian, who was on the emergency brake: "Hi, I'm Nian Nian's boyfriend."

Gu Sinian, who was forced to shake hands with Lin Feiran, could feel that his hand was being held so hard that his bones would be pinched and misplaced, while Lin Feiran, the person involved, smiled purely and friendly.

Gu Sinian broke out in a cold sweat from the pain, he could only pretend to be strong in front of the camera: "I'm Brother Xiao's male aaaa male male friend, hello."

Gu Sinian, who was finally let go, clutched his trembling right hand, trying to restore his image: "I'm so excited hahaha."

Luo Jia lazily leaned on Lin Feiran, looked Gu Sinian up and down, and said unceremoniously: "Si Nian, I haven't seen you for a long time, are you going to Shanxi to dig coal or go on a day trip to Africa? The sunscreen spray I endorsed is pretty good, how about some boxes for you?"

"Brother Xiao, it's useless even if you give it to me. The unscrupulous director confiscated my mask, lotion, and even sunscreen. I'm such a miserable man." Or unconsciously leaning towards Luo Jia, but was frightened away by Lin Feiran's kick, and immediately stood up straight.

"Are you Lin Feiran?" A sweet-looking girl came up and greeted Lin Feiran enthusiastically: "I like your violin playing video very much, you play the violin very well, especially the piece b Violin Concerto in Major."

"Thank you." Lin Feiran took a step back calmly, and smiled softly: "Also, it's not B major, but D major."

The girl was a little embarrassed. She glanced at Luo Jia next to her. At this time, Luo Jia was chatting with Gu Sinian from sunscreen to sneakers. She gritted her teeth and was about to interject when Lin Feiran took Luo Jia's hand and said: " Didn't it mean that the back hurts, let's rub the waist."

Gu Sinian also grabbed Luo Jia's other arm at this time: "Brother Xiao, let's go to the bathroom together.

The scene was once very Shura field, when the atmosphere was tense——

"Why are they all outside, no one cooks?" Su's pregnant male voice was a little too sexy, and Luo Jia suspected that he had heard it wrong with such a recognizable voice.

He raised his head suddenly, and Shen Junye, who was leaning against the door, was crossing his arms and looking at him with a smile.

He raised his hand to beckon.

"Xiao Nian, come here."