Knot while the fire

Lu Yuan probably just got out of the shower, wearing pajama pants and shirtless, with a cigarette in his mouth and a bandage on his left arm. He didn't look like a landlord, but rather came to collect protection money.

Wen Tingyu saw his injured arm first, and then Lu Yuan.

Lu Yuan was also stunned, the cigarette ash fell off and his hands were burned before he realized it, looked at the agent, "He wants to rent a house?"

"Yes." The agent should know Lu Yuan, and he was quite nervous when he saw his injury, "What the hell did you do?! Could it be..."

He was interrupted by Lu Yuan in the middle of the sentence, "No, I fell by myself."

"Fuck! Sixth, don't be polite to me, tell me if you want those people to come over again." The intermediary said.

"Sign the contract first." Lu Yuan looked over to Wen Tingyu.

"Oh, yes, yes, fuck, I almost forgot." The intermediary pressed the phone a few times and handed it to Wen Tingyu, "Come on, sign here."

Wen Tingyu didn't answer the agent's phone, turned to look at Lu Yuan, "This is your house?"

Lu Yuan didn't move, "If you want to rent it, you can leave."

Wen Tingyu really wanted to leave, and with Lu Yuan's attitude, he usually left immediately without looking back, but today is different.

Wen Tingyu thought about the few houses he had seen before, and compared them again, his buttocks were stuck to the sofa and he couldn't get up.

Besides, it's a good idea, if you don't let me live in your mother, I will live in it!

Wen Tingyu took the intermediary's mobile phone and looked at the screen. It was an electronic contract. There were too many words. Wen Tingyu didn't even read it. She dragged it to the end and signed it, and handed it to the intermediary.

"You two know each other?" The agent looked at Wen Tingyu and then at Lu Yuan.

The two said at the same time: "I don't know each other."

"...All right." The agent probably has never encountered such an awkward person before, "The landlord signs the signature, so hurry up if you decide, I'm almost half an hour away, and Sister Liu will scold me again for being late."

Lu Yuan took the phone and signed it in a hurry.

"Come on, the three of us have to take a photo together, and I'll upload it." The intermediary said as he held up his phone.

It was the first time Wen Tingyu knew that this thing was going to shoot people, "Why is it still like a community selection?"

"We have a performance appraisal." The intermediary held up the mobile phone but no one approached him, "You two cooperate."

Wen Tingyu glanced at Lu Yuan who was standing at the door, "I don't want to move, you guys have to take a picture of yourself."

"Alas..." The intermediary sighed, leaned towards Wen Tingyu, squatted down with his back arched, and looked at Lu Yuan again, "Sixth."

After Lu Yuan finished smoking and extinguished the cigarette, he walked over, "Hurry up."

"I know, I know, it's just a click." The intermediary said and raised the phone again.

It didn't work for a second, Wen Tingyu felt that he was not ready to finish the photo shoot, a photo of work performance with an extremely weird posture was uploaded, Wen Tingyu felt that the reviewing colleagues saw it and thought they were doing some indescribable activities .

Lu Yuan stood next to Wen Tingyu's head, and when he leaned over, Wen Tingyu could smell the fragrance of the shower gel on Lu Yuan's body.

"Okay, I'm leaving." The intermediary said after collecting the money, "If you have anything to do, just tell me in Q letter, or tell Lao Liu, you two must know each other."

Wen Tingyu continued to lie on the sofa and play with her mobile phone.

"That's right." The intermediary was like a worried old woman, "Call me if you pull the network cable, and I will watch it for you."

"Thank you." Wen Tingyu said this time sincerely, this intermediary is indeed a good person.

"gone."

After the agent left, only Wen Tingyu and Lu Yuan were left in the room.

Wen Tingyu felt that his previous judgment on Lu Yuan was inaccurate. At first, he thought that this person was desperate to make money all day long and would not be able to afford the next meal, but now it doesn't look like that, at least he can. There is a house in this area, no, there are two houses, the sixth floor and the eighth floor are both his.

Can't tell, there are two suites in this area, so you can be considered rich, right?

"One thing." Lu Yuan looked at Wen Tingyu.

Wen Tingyu didn't react, "What?"

"Let me tell you." Lu Yuan leaned closer to Wen Tingyu, "You can stay here, but there is one thing."

Wen Tingyu felt strange, and said he was the one who didn't have a room, but now he said that he could live there, "Tell me what I'm listening for."

"If someone comes to knock on the door, don't open it casually." Lu Yuan said, "Just pretend you're not there, it doesn't matter if no one lives there, and don't open it casually to people you don't know."

Wen Tingyu felt that this line sounded very mysterious, "I am sick and let people I don't know come in, no, why are others knocking on my house if they are sick..."

Before finishing speaking, Wen Tingyu looked at Lu Yuan again, "Isn't this place illegal? I still have to be checked by the fuck?"

"...No." Lu Yuan said, "One more thing, don't tell others where I live, if someone asks you, just say you don't know."

Wen Tingyu sat up from the sofa, "Did you get into something?"

Lu Yuan looked at him without saying a word.

"That's right." Wen Tingyu said in an affirmative tone this time, "You moved out because you were afraid of being retaliated, and then rented out the place to others. If someone really came to find it, it would appear that it wasn't you, and they didn't know where you lived. They left without anyone, right?"

Lu Yuan neither admitted nor denied, "If you don't want to rent now, I can ask Xiao Wu to terminate the contract and refund the money."

"I won't." Wen Tingyu laughed, "Let me tell you, now that I know, you have to serve me well. If I'm not satisfied, I'll confess you when those people come over."

Lu Yuan felt that his previous worries were simply superfluous.

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After Lu Yuan left, Wen Tingyu lay down for a while, wondering if it was because the house was found by herself, Wen Tingyu felt that the sofa was very comfortable.

Lying down, I ordered beef soup for myself. When the takeaway was delivered, Wen Tingyu felt sleepy again, and fell asleep for a while, until the phone rang and woke him up, just when he was about to pick it up There was a pause, and then there was a knock on the door.

It should be a call from the takeaway, but Wen Tingyu didn't look at it anymore, and went directly to open the door.

When he got to the door, he remembered what Lu Yuan had ordered, and stood still at the door.

"Who is it?" Wen Tingyu yelled towards the door.

"Hi Mr. Wen, your takeaway."

It is indeed a delivery person. Wen Tingyu couldn't help but want to laugh when he took the delivery. Maybe it was the atmosphere of this area that made Wen Tingyu feel that it is not impossible to pretend to be a takeaway delivery person or a courier delivery person to take revenge. It feels like walking on the street at any time There are people fighting anywhere.

The beef soup was very fragrant, and he ordered a pan-fried yogurt and a pan-fried yogurt. He thought it was miraculous that these three unrelated foods could appear in one store, so he wanted to try all three.

After opening the takeaway, Wen Tingyu wanted to find a spoon. He didn't want to use the cutlery that came with the takeaway. He remembered that he clearly noted that he didn't need the cutlery, but he gave it to him.

As a result, the beef soup turned out was almost cold, but no spoon was found. Wen Tingyu was a little angry. Didn’t the intermediary say that everything is complete and the bag can be lived in? Not even a spoon is complete, which householder puts a spoon in the bag? ?

Wen Tingyu found it and finally gave up. He reached for a piece of fried yogurt, and after eating one, he felt tired, and finally opened his phone to find Lu Yuan.

[FISH]: Why don't you even have a spoon in your house?

Lu Yuan returned very quickly this time.

[1ydppqznb]: ...

[FISH]: If you fucking send the ellipsis again, I'll go downstairs and smash your other arm!

Wen Tingyu suddenly thought of Lu Yuan's hanging arm, was it also injured by them?

[1ydppqznb]: What gave you the illusion that there was a spoon in the house you just rented?

Wen Tingyu directly returned a voice call.

"The intermediary told me that everything is available, and you can just check in with your bags." Wen Tingyu said without waiting for the other side to speak, "You guys are fraudulent!"

There was no response from Lu Yuan, but a noisy background sound could be heard.

You still go out to work with your hands like that?

How nice it is to lie at home and collect rent.

"Speak!" Wen Tingyu said.

"Not only are there no spoons, but there are also no chopsticks, bowls, or pots for cooking."

"I'm stupid?" Wen Tingyu was shocked at how reasonable this person was, "Then what should I do?"

"What should I do?" Lu Yuan asked.

"I bought a beef soup, and now I don't have a spoon to drink it. I'm going to starve to death watching the food," Wen Tingyu said.

"No tableware for the takeaway?" Lu Yuan asked, "Even if they didn't, you can just hold the bowl and drink it? If you can starve to death like this, then starve to death."

"Here." Wen Tingyu tried hard to control her tone, "I don't want to fucking use it, can't I? It's so dirty, it's all made of plastic."

"Isn't your takeaway box plastic?" Lu Yuan's tone was unbelievable.

"I..." Wen Tingyu looked down, and it was indeed.

"I fucking want to use a non-plastic spoon, can't I?" Wen Tingyu couldn't control it and shouted, "You send it to me now, in one minute, I will die in your room later."

"Then you die." Lu Yuan said, "I'm outside now, so I can't send it over."

Before Wen Tingyu could speak, the man hung up the phone.

"My uncle!" Wen Tingyu looked at the hung up phone, and now he had the idea of ​​rushing downstairs to discount one arm and two legs of Lu Yuan.

Putting down the phone with a stomachache, the beef soup was almost cold, Wen Tingyu finally removed the bag of plastic tableware, took a sip of the soup, and felt that he would be the lead actor in a bitter drama soon. It's the pitiful kind.

Fried yogurt is a waste, Wen Tingyu pinched the side of the fried yogurt with two fingers, took a bite, and the juice inside spurted out.

"I'll fuck it!" Wen Tingyu felt that this meal was better than not eating, and was full of anger.

I took the toilet paper and wiped the dirty place, and the phone was sprayed with soup. When I wiped the screen with my hand, the screen lit up.

There is news coming in.

Wen Tingyu frowned when she saw the number, and didn't reply immediately. Suddenly, she thought of the few phone calls just now. Wen Tingyu clicked on the call history, and it showed that it was also this number, and she made two calls a few minutes ago.

Wen Tingyu clicked on the news again, but this time she lost her appetite completely.

It was made by Wen Zhuo.

-Brother, I just called you and no one answered. I'm at the gate of the community. What building do you live in?

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oh!Brother is here!Here comes the assist!

Two chapters have been updated today O(≧▽≦)O