Every time you cross, you are in a prison cell in Dali Temple

The words are not surprising and die endlessly.

As soon as Li Luo's words came out, the noisy sacrificial procession finally quieted down, only the sound of water rushing forward could be heard all around, other than that, there was no sound of breathing at all.

Li Wuzheng who was not far away was also stunned for a moment, but his reaction was quick. He hurriedly whispered and said, "My lord, what should we do now? This small work will really cause trouble, do you want to help me?"

Looking at the situation, Li Wuzheng felt that if Li Luo was not mobbed and attacked, it would be unreasonable to beat him violently!

Xie Changying squinted his eyes, and said calmly: "There is no need to do anything. He has no power to restrain himself and still likes to meddle in other people's business so much. Let him know the consequences so that he can remember."

Xie Changying, although it seemed like he was a banished celestial descended from the world, he was actually a person who held grudges.

Previously, Li Luo teased him twice, and even kissed Xie Changying with wine, which made Xie Changying very annoyed every time he thought about it.So right now...

Xie Changying obviously wanted to take revenge on Li Luo a little bit, so he stopped Li Wuzheng from going forward.

"What nonsense are you talking about!"

After a while, the crowd finally reacted, and it was the same middle-aged man who had spoken to Li Luo just now, and immediately roared, blushing.

"You... how dare you insult Dragon King Xi, who likes men..."

The middle-aged man was so angry that he stuttered. Before he could finish a sentence, Li Luo interrupted him like a cannonball.

Li Luo smiled and said: "I'm not talking nonsense. Why can't the Dragon King like men? It is said that the emperor is the real dragon emperor. From ancient times to the present, there are many emperors who like men. King Anli of Wei, Fu Jian of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, Han Dynasty Emperor Ai has a habit of breaking sleeves, and Duke Ling of Wei has a saying that he is divided into peaches. So many emperors can have a male favorite, so why can't the Dragon King like men? You send a bride to the Dragon King to pray for rain, but in case the Dragon King likes it Men, I don’t like women, isn’t this flattering and slapping on the horse’s legs? It’s a big disaster to anger the Dragon King! Let me say..."

Li Luo made a long sound, her nimble eyes flickered, and it seemed that she was full of bad ideas.

The crowd had been dumbfounded by Li Luo's words just now, and now they heard Li Luo's clattering nonsense, they were dumbfounded again, and fell silent again.

The group of people who gathered on the small bridge to worship seemed to be ordinary people from nearby towns. Most of them farmed the land for a living, and they didn't have much cultural knowledge. Otherwise, they wouldn't believe the absurd thing that sacrificing a bride can pray for rain.

Li Luo talked for a long time, no emperor had heard of them, but somehow he felt that there was some truth to them.

Li Luo smiled and continued to talk nonsense: "Let me tell you, just to be safe, when you give the bride to the Dragon King, you send a man to the Dragon King at the same time. A man and a woman, no matter whether the Dragon King likes women or men, everyone will be happy." The Dragon King must be very happy!"

As he spoke, he circled around the middle-aged man who spoke just now, and began to look him up and down. The middle-aged man who was looking directly had numbness in his scalp and a chill in his spine.

"Um……"

Li Luo pondered for a while, and said: "I see that your five senses... are different, and you don't agree with anyone. But at first glance, it is quite refreshing."

"puff--"

Not far away, Xie Changying and Li Wuzheng were watching the fun, Li Wuzheng couldn't help but burst out laughing, and quickly covered his mouth with his sleeve to cover up his gaffe.

Li Luo simply scolded people without any profanity, saying that the middle-aged man was ugly in different ways.

Li Luo didn't stop talking, and continued: "I think you are not bad, do you want to serve the Dragon Lord with the bride?"

"I?!"

The middle-aged man was taken aback. The bride whom the Dragon Lord gave to him was a young girl, who looked twenty-eight years old, and she was pure and lovely.Even if Lord Dragon doesn't like women, but likes men, there's no reason to send a middle-aged fat man to celebrate.

Li Luo didn't give him time to be surprised, nodded his head and said, "That's right. I think you are good. Good things come in pairs, a man and a woman, and the dragon and the phoenix are auspicious. And there are old and young, and the age range covers a wide range. Guang, no matter how picky the Dragon King is, he can still be satisfied!"

"No!" The middle-aged man panicked and shouted: "Don't talk nonsense! You are a stranger! What do you do with our affairs here?! I... I have a wife and children, how can I please the Dragon Lord? "

"Eh?" Li Luo blinked his eyes, pretending to be ignorant, but to be honest, his appearance was particularly annoying.

Li Luo said: "What's wrong with you having a wife and children? Doesn't the bride and girl have parents? Could it be that they jumped out of a stone? Your wife and children are human beings, and so are their parents. In the eyes of the Dragon King, It's all the same, there is no difference, don't worry."

"Bullshit!!!"

The middle-aged man couldn't talk to Li Luo, and always felt that he could tell him the truth, obviously the other party didn't care, but the middle-aged man didn't know how to keep up with what he said.

The middle-aged man could only shout hysterically: "Nonsense! Don't mess around here!!"

Li Luo frowned in disgust, covered his ears with his fingers, and muttered: "What are you doing so loudly, if shouting can solve the problem, then the donkey can become a superhero and save the world."

The middle-aged man was already flushed with anger, wishing his hair would explode, and continued to shout: "I think you are here to cause trouble, don't you! You deliberately disrupted our sacrifice, do you want us to miss the good time? , you want to intentionally annoy the Dragon Lord, right?"

Li Luo almost nodded, of course he came here to make trouble on purpose.It's too absurd to sacrifice a living little girl to the illusory Dragon King. How could he refuse to save him when he encountered such a thing?

The middle-aged man said: "I think you are a good-looking boy. You have beautiful features, red lips and white teeth. Didn't you say that the Dragon King likes men! Big guy, catch him, and we will sacrifice him to the Dragon King. The Dragon King will be happy!"

"Run!"

Seeing that the situation was not good, the bride quickly yelled at Li Luo: "Run away! Run away!"

The middle-aged man seemed to have some prestige. As soon as he opened his mouth, several burly men rushed over, trying to catch Li Luo.

Li Wuzheng, who was watching the excitement not far away, let out a low voice, "Oops!", it seems that the secret work has been played off this time, and it's not that the time has not come.

Xie Changying also frowned, and with a sudden sway, he had already snatched away from Li Wuzheng's side, started his lightness kung fu, and in the blink of an eye was about to bully Li Luo to help him.

"Wait a minute!"

In the midst of this flash, Li Luo suddenly raised his hands high and yelled.

"Cough cough cough..."

Li Luo yelled too hard, his throat hurt after yelling, he couldn't help coughing, and said intermittently: "You can't use me as a sacrifice, this won't work."

"Why not?" The middle-aged man glared at him viciously, angry at being teased by Li Luo, and said, "You are a good-looking young man, and you are young. The Dragon King will definitely like you! Didn't you just say that?" But, does the Dragon King like men!"

"That's right! Bring him to the Dragon King!"

"Yes, otherwise we will miss the auspicious time!"

"Happy with him!"

The crowd became excited and shouted.

Li Luo was like a sheep in the mouth of a tiger, but he didn't look anxious at all, instead he smiled a bit cheaply.

Li Luo rubbed his hands together, a little embarrassed, but his voice was loud and confident, and he said, "It's really not possible, I can't give the Dragon King joy. Even if the Dragon King likes men, if I go, the Dragon King will be angry .”

Everyone didn't understand what it meant, they looked at each other in blank dismay.

Li Luo said loudly: "Because I am a eunuch!"

Li Wuzheng not far away: "..."

Xie Changying, who had already snatched it in front of her eyes: "..."

The crowd also fell silent, and they all looked at Li Luo with disbelieving eyes, up and down, left and right, as if they wanted to see seventeen or eight large holes in Li Luo's whole body.

Li Luo was calm, standing up straight with his hands behind his back, his back straight, not shy or ashamed at all.

No matter in which dynasty, the body, hair and skin are the parents, and the hair cannot be cut at will, let alone a part of the body.Eunuchs have always been looked down upon by others. When encountering such a thing, they would choose to hide it. No one would shout it out in public like Li Luo.

Li Luo was smiling all the time, thinking in his heart, there is a saying, pretending to be aggressive is only a moment, but being shameless is eternal!

Sure enough, as long as there is enough shamelessness, it will always be others who are embarrassed.like right now...

"what?!"

When everything was silent, Li Luo spoke again, uttered a curious monotone, blinked his eyes and looked at the river under the small bridge.

His sound awakened everyone's consciousness, and the middle-aged man immediately shouted: "Don't listen to his nonsense, he must be a liar."

Li Luo didn't look at the middle-aged man at all, but stared at the river, raised his hand and asked, "What is that?"

Some people think that Li Luo is playing tricks, some people think that Li Luo wants to divert attention, and some people can't help but look in the direction of Li Luo's finger out of curiosity.

"Ho-!"

Many people gasped and shouted: "There are people in the water!"

"Really someone!"

"Wearing a red wedding dress! Is it a bride?!"

Far away, somewhat blurred, something drifted slowly towards the small bridge along the current...

Li Luo scratched his neck to look, but still couldn't see clearly, and said, "It seems to be really a bride in a red wedding dress?"

The crowd was in a commotion: "What's going on? Chongxi's bride is still here, who is in the water?"

"It's too far away to see clearly."

"It is indeed a bride!"

Xie Changying took a few steps forward and walked to Li Luo's side.

Li Luo suddenly heard Xie Changying say, "It's not the bride."

Li Luo looked at him curiously, and said, "Isn't it the bride in the red wedding dress?"

"It's a man." Xie Changying said concisely.

Xie Changying's martial arts is outstanding, so he is naturally sharp and sharp, and he can see farther than ordinary people. He can see clearly at this distance.

The one who floated over was not a bride at all, it was clearly a man.

In just a short while, the "bride" drifted closer...

"what!!!"

"It's Young Master Sun!"

"Sun! Master Sun is dead!"

The crowd rioted, and there were screams and shouts everywhere.

Li Luo took a closer look, and Xie Changying was sure that the one in the water was not a bride at all, but a man in a red wedding dress, probably the Young Master Sun in the crowd, but I don't know the exact name.

That Young Master Sun was floating on the water, his body was slightly fat, and his body was swollen even more from the blisters.His eyes were wide open, his facial features were stiff, his head was opened, and a small half of it was missing, and all the red, white and white things were exposed outside. It was obvious that he had passed away and could not be saved.

Most importantly, Young Master Sun was wearing an extremely inappropriate red wedding dress...