Me eating soft rice in the arms of the Zerg
Chapter 31
Xie Ruan narrowed his eyes, he seemed to know something extraordinary——
Hahaha!
If he gets caught lying again in the future, he will use this incident to fight back!This is a gold medal for avoiding death, and it must be used wisely!
【What is Ruan Ruan thinking about? 】
【Hahaha, it looks like my cat is about to jump on me...】
[Anchor anchor, what are you doing today? 】
……
"Hey, today I'm going to learn how to fry pork chops!"
Xie Ruan came back to his senses, puffed his cheeks unconvinced, and wondered in his heart, is his expression so obvious...
【Wow!There is meat!I love meat! 】
[Why don’t you make dessert, the steak is not easy to fry~]
[I love to eat the little cuties even if they are fried~]
[How did you speak? !Your Excellency must succeed once! 】
……
The fans in the live broadcast room are still divided into two groups, some are worried that the steak is too difficult, what if the cutie cries if it fails? !Some of them are Zerg and fans who blindly blow with their eyes closed.
Xie Ruan was also a little uncertain,
Originally, Teacher Crewe still planned to teach him how to make small desserts today, but small desserts cannot be eaten as a meal. He originally came to learn for the purpose of cooking for Kyle. Now that the two have just established a relationship, he wants to give the boy The mood of friends making "love bento" is even more urgent.
He revealed his thoughts to Teacher Crewe, and Teacher Crewe suggested that he start with fried steak.
He picked the piece that seemed to be in the best shape.
Wash off the blood first, pat dry with a paper towel, cut into three parts, and loosen with the back of a knife.
Follow the instructor to prepare the required seasonings and knead them well. Now the steak needs to be marinated for a few minutes.
Xie Ruan chatted with fans while waiting, and the time was up in a while.
Now to put the steak into the hot oil pan, Xie Ruan has a great posture, and his movements are crisp and neat, which looks quite pleasing to the eye.
【Wow, looking forward to it~】
[As expected of a young gentleman with extraordinary talent! 】
[To be honest, I have been frying steak for so many years, and my movements are still not as sharp as the anchor. 】
……
Xie Ruan's performance really surprised the fans, who were also looking forward to the finished product.
The meat is put out of the pot and placed on a plate, the appearance is perfect, and it looks full of appetite.
Xie Ruan silently gave himself a thumbs up. If Dad saw it, he would definitely be proud of him!
Since this is an ingredient for adult Zerg, Xie Ruan and his little friends can't eat it, so today's females in the class enthusiastically offered to provide tasting services.
Not to mention, everyone's finished products don't look too bad this time.
Fans in the live broadcast room first place an order to taste.
"how?"
Xie Ruan asked nervously.
【…】
【tasty!Your Excellency's craftsmanship is still as good as ever!Are you right? ! 】
【...Yes, this is the best steak I have ever eaten! 】
【It tastes great! 】
……
There was a moment of silence in the live broadcast room, and then the rave reviews, Xie Ruan relaxed a little.
Fans must have a filter, so it should be possible to subtract moisture~
He then looked at the female worms who were trying to eat.
Desailly was the first to eat all of Bergson's steaks, and he raved about it.
The females tasted the works of the males one by one, tried and praised all the way, and finally ate Xie Ruan's, and paused indiscernibly.
Turning his head to meet the little cutie who was looking at them expectantly with big bright eyes.
"too delicious!"
"This is the most delicious of all works!"
……
Xie Ruan finally felt relieved. Even Anya, who was the worst, the females praised for a long time. When it comes to him, he is the best in appearance, and he praises the loudest. There is nothing wrong with it!
The males were all very proud of the praise, seeing that Xie Ruan was packing again, so they packed them too, and placed an order together for a quick delivery.
They also want to give their closest family and lovers a taste of their creations!
After Xie Ruan sent out the "Love Bento", she was in a good mood.
While tidying up, I hummed about my dream wedding.
He didn't notice the speeches in the live broadcast room, which used to be full of rainbow farts, and a different speech began to appear, and it continued to grow with the duration of his humming.
【Your Excellency, what are you singing, why do I feel...】
[I feel so happy, I want to forgive that idiot of my family...]
[It sounds good, although I don't understand it, but I think of the day when I married my partner. 】
……
Xie Ruan quickly cleaned up, and the humming stopped together. When he looked up again, a large number of people in the live broadcast room were already begging him to continue singing. The amazing thing is that many Zerg who used to concentrate on rainbow farts also followed along. beg.
"This song is called Dream Wedding. It's very short. I've already finished humming it. get out of class is over, and I'm going to broadcast live~"
Xie Ruan refused to continue singing, he wanted to exercise, today's sneak attack in Lop Nur stimulated him!
[Ah, what a romantic name! 】
[No wonder I always think of that fool in my family. 】
[Oh, the host must miss his boyfriend...]
[Your Excellency, can you sing again next time? 】
……
Faced with the fans' prayers to stay in the live broadcast room, Xie Ruan thought about it, and agreed that if it was convenient in the future, he could sing a song for them.
Speaking of which, he used to be known as the tyrant of the k-house, and it's really been a long time since he sang, and he was a bit eager for skills.
Here, Xie Ruan happily downloaded the broadcast, happily exercising with his friends, and the parents of all parties over there also received love steaks from the males...
……
"Admiral Celtic, I have your flash delivery..."
Celtic had just finished a fight. Hearing the announcement, he tidied up his slightly messy hair during the fight, stepped over a certain one on the ground, and left.
A certain army female lying on the ground with a look of embarrassment gave herself a slap in the heart,
Let your mouth be cheap!Let you backstab!
Older females who are dissatisfied with desire are really not easy to mess with.
After lying down for a while, he jumped up tenaciously. At this moment, he guessed something in his heart about the flash, thinking that it should be easier to go and flatter the admiral at this time.
When I slipped into the general's office, I happened to meet the general opening the package. It contained a lunch box cut into small pieces of steak, which looked good.
"Admiral, your little male worm gave you another gift?"
He secretly expressed that he wanted to taste the meat steak made by the male worm himself.
Celtic glanced at his flattering confidant, and didn't say a word, just started to taste the little guy's "Love Bento", as the robot left a message - at that time, the military females who heard it next to them all looked envious, trying to get along with them. He "shared" together and was driven away by his "politeness".
As soon as the steak was in the mouth, Celtic's long-term cold expression suddenly showed a slight and imperceptible crack...
The confidant looked at the general without saying a word, thinking that he was acquiescing, and directly forked a small piece with his hands. Celtic was distracted for a rare moment, and he didn't have time to stop it.
"..."
He looked up at the admiral who was looking at him coldly, swallowed the steak with difficulty,
"It's delicious!! Admiral, you are so blessed. There are little males who teach you cooking skills and give you gifts every day. You have the best males in the entire empire!"
Celtic sneered, "Get out! Double your training today!"
The confidant hurriedly left, sighing as he rolled, the life of the general is not easy...
But then I thought, if there is a male worm who can learn cooking skills for him and give him "love bento" every day, then he can eat it happily even if it is fried into carbon!
However, he is an older single female who doesn't even have a male...
……
Celtic needs to pick up his little guy from the training room after get off work today.
Just now the little guy called to act like a baby, saying that he was exhausted from training and couldn't move, and the males of other people had guardian insects to pick him up...
What Celtic can do, of course, is to pick up his little baby as quickly as possible.
……
Another group of males lay in the training room.
"Ruanruan, let's change to a new project next time. I think what you need is to train your sensitivity and speed."
De Lan inhaled less and exhaled more, and suggested sincerely, in fact, he felt that this weight training was really terrible...
"But you didn't say that this is the most basic, and we should start from this?"
Xie Ruan pierced him suspiciously.
De Lan finally knew what it meant to shoot himself in the foot.
In fact, when they went back yesterday, they all felt that the little cutie was really in poor health and needed a good workout, and they were willing to accompany him,
Then De Lan went home and asked his female father who is a military female. His female father made him a training method suitable for males. It is not impossible to do weight training, and it is not possible to practice this directly at once. Just now It's okay to start playing for a while, but after a long time, it will actually be counterproductive.
What Delan needs to do now is how to overthrow the panic he blew at the beginning while keeping the "worm design" from collapsing...
He winked at Bergson and signaled him to deal with Cutie, he was the most cunning of all the males.
"Hey, Ruan Ruan, didn't you say today that you can at least avoid the next accident like this morning?" Bergson looked at Xie Ruan and said, "Then we need to change the direction of training. "
Xie Ruan suddenly realized, that's right, he didn't want to become a muscular man with great strength, he could indeed train the aspects he needed. Anyway, as long as it is training, he should be able to grow his body, and then grow taller... right?
Thus, De Lan's "worm design" was saved again!
Celtic arrived just when they were talking about the training plan. At this time, the guardian insects of the other males had not yet arrived. Celtic was the furthest away from the school, but he was the first to arrive.
"Ruan Bao, what are you talking about?"
Hearing the familiar voice, Xie Ruan reacted the fastest, looked up, and it was indeed his Kyle!
"Kyle!"
The little guy looked at him with bright eyes, and the way he stretched out his arms to hug him, made Celtic's heart light up.
Quickly stepped forward to pick up the little darling, and while walking outside, lowered her head and kissed his little face, "Are you tired?"
Xie Ruan shook his head, and posted a kiss back.
"Kyle, do you miss me?"
He leaned his head on the female's shoulder and asked softly.
"Of course, today's steak is delicious, thank you baby."
When Xie Ruan heard that today's work was praised by the person who most wanted to be praised, she immediately smiled and hugged the female worm's neck and kissed her.
"I miss you too!!! Let's go home!"
Xie Ruan was happily acting like a baby in the arms of her dear boyfriend, but at the same time, she faintly felt as if she had forgotten something...
But looking up at his handsome boyfriend, he quickly put this thought behind him.
……
A certain group of forgotten males on the floor of the training room, watching helplessly the little cutie with the opposite sex but no brothers and his guardian worms, after showing their faces, just left... gone... gone...
Hahaha!
If he gets caught lying again in the future, he will use this incident to fight back!This is a gold medal for avoiding death, and it must be used wisely!
【What is Ruan Ruan thinking about? 】
【Hahaha, it looks like my cat is about to jump on me...】
[Anchor anchor, what are you doing today? 】
……
"Hey, today I'm going to learn how to fry pork chops!"
Xie Ruan came back to his senses, puffed his cheeks unconvinced, and wondered in his heart, is his expression so obvious...
【Wow!There is meat!I love meat! 】
[Why don’t you make dessert, the steak is not easy to fry~]
[I love to eat the little cuties even if they are fried~]
[How did you speak? !Your Excellency must succeed once! 】
……
The fans in the live broadcast room are still divided into two groups, some are worried that the steak is too difficult, what if the cutie cries if it fails? !Some of them are Zerg and fans who blindly blow with their eyes closed.
Xie Ruan was also a little uncertain,
Originally, Teacher Crewe still planned to teach him how to make small desserts today, but small desserts cannot be eaten as a meal. He originally came to learn for the purpose of cooking for Kyle. Now that the two have just established a relationship, he wants to give the boy The mood of friends making "love bento" is even more urgent.
He revealed his thoughts to Teacher Crewe, and Teacher Crewe suggested that he start with fried steak.
He picked the piece that seemed to be in the best shape.
Wash off the blood first, pat dry with a paper towel, cut into three parts, and loosen with the back of a knife.
Follow the instructor to prepare the required seasonings and knead them well. Now the steak needs to be marinated for a few minutes.
Xie Ruan chatted with fans while waiting, and the time was up in a while.
Now to put the steak into the hot oil pan, Xie Ruan has a great posture, and his movements are crisp and neat, which looks quite pleasing to the eye.
【Wow, looking forward to it~】
[As expected of a young gentleman with extraordinary talent! 】
[To be honest, I have been frying steak for so many years, and my movements are still not as sharp as the anchor. 】
……
Xie Ruan's performance really surprised the fans, who were also looking forward to the finished product.
The meat is put out of the pot and placed on a plate, the appearance is perfect, and it looks full of appetite.
Xie Ruan silently gave himself a thumbs up. If Dad saw it, he would definitely be proud of him!
Since this is an ingredient for adult Zerg, Xie Ruan and his little friends can't eat it, so today's females in the class enthusiastically offered to provide tasting services.
Not to mention, everyone's finished products don't look too bad this time.
Fans in the live broadcast room first place an order to taste.
"how?"
Xie Ruan asked nervously.
【…】
【tasty!Your Excellency's craftsmanship is still as good as ever!Are you right? ! 】
【...Yes, this is the best steak I have ever eaten! 】
【It tastes great! 】
……
There was a moment of silence in the live broadcast room, and then the rave reviews, Xie Ruan relaxed a little.
Fans must have a filter, so it should be possible to subtract moisture~
He then looked at the female worms who were trying to eat.
Desailly was the first to eat all of Bergson's steaks, and he raved about it.
The females tasted the works of the males one by one, tried and praised all the way, and finally ate Xie Ruan's, and paused indiscernibly.
Turning his head to meet the little cutie who was looking at them expectantly with big bright eyes.
"too delicious!"
"This is the most delicious of all works!"
……
Xie Ruan finally felt relieved. Even Anya, who was the worst, the females praised for a long time. When it comes to him, he is the best in appearance, and he praises the loudest. There is nothing wrong with it!
The males were all very proud of the praise, seeing that Xie Ruan was packing again, so they packed them too, and placed an order together for a quick delivery.
They also want to give their closest family and lovers a taste of their creations!
After Xie Ruan sent out the "Love Bento", she was in a good mood.
While tidying up, I hummed about my dream wedding.
He didn't notice the speeches in the live broadcast room, which used to be full of rainbow farts, and a different speech began to appear, and it continued to grow with the duration of his humming.
【Your Excellency, what are you singing, why do I feel...】
[I feel so happy, I want to forgive that idiot of my family...]
[It sounds good, although I don't understand it, but I think of the day when I married my partner. 】
……
Xie Ruan quickly cleaned up, and the humming stopped together. When he looked up again, a large number of people in the live broadcast room were already begging him to continue singing. The amazing thing is that many Zerg who used to concentrate on rainbow farts also followed along. beg.
"This song is called Dream Wedding. It's very short. I've already finished humming it. get out of class is over, and I'm going to broadcast live~"
Xie Ruan refused to continue singing, he wanted to exercise, today's sneak attack in Lop Nur stimulated him!
[Ah, what a romantic name! 】
[No wonder I always think of that fool in my family. 】
[Oh, the host must miss his boyfriend...]
[Your Excellency, can you sing again next time? 】
……
Faced with the fans' prayers to stay in the live broadcast room, Xie Ruan thought about it, and agreed that if it was convenient in the future, he could sing a song for them.
Speaking of which, he used to be known as the tyrant of the k-house, and it's really been a long time since he sang, and he was a bit eager for skills.
Here, Xie Ruan happily downloaded the broadcast, happily exercising with his friends, and the parents of all parties over there also received love steaks from the males...
……
"Admiral Celtic, I have your flash delivery..."
Celtic had just finished a fight. Hearing the announcement, he tidied up his slightly messy hair during the fight, stepped over a certain one on the ground, and left.
A certain army female lying on the ground with a look of embarrassment gave herself a slap in the heart,
Let your mouth be cheap!Let you backstab!
Older females who are dissatisfied with desire are really not easy to mess with.
After lying down for a while, he jumped up tenaciously. At this moment, he guessed something in his heart about the flash, thinking that it should be easier to go and flatter the admiral at this time.
When I slipped into the general's office, I happened to meet the general opening the package. It contained a lunch box cut into small pieces of steak, which looked good.
"Admiral, your little male worm gave you another gift?"
He secretly expressed that he wanted to taste the meat steak made by the male worm himself.
Celtic glanced at his flattering confidant, and didn't say a word, just started to taste the little guy's "Love Bento", as the robot left a message - at that time, the military females who heard it next to them all looked envious, trying to get along with them. He "shared" together and was driven away by his "politeness".
As soon as the steak was in the mouth, Celtic's long-term cold expression suddenly showed a slight and imperceptible crack...
The confidant looked at the general without saying a word, thinking that he was acquiescing, and directly forked a small piece with his hands. Celtic was distracted for a rare moment, and he didn't have time to stop it.
"..."
He looked up at the admiral who was looking at him coldly, swallowed the steak with difficulty,
"It's delicious!! Admiral, you are so blessed. There are little males who teach you cooking skills and give you gifts every day. You have the best males in the entire empire!"
Celtic sneered, "Get out! Double your training today!"
The confidant hurriedly left, sighing as he rolled, the life of the general is not easy...
But then I thought, if there is a male worm who can learn cooking skills for him and give him "love bento" every day, then he can eat it happily even if it is fried into carbon!
However, he is an older single female who doesn't even have a male...
……
Celtic needs to pick up his little guy from the training room after get off work today.
Just now the little guy called to act like a baby, saying that he was exhausted from training and couldn't move, and the males of other people had guardian insects to pick him up...
What Celtic can do, of course, is to pick up his little baby as quickly as possible.
……
Another group of males lay in the training room.
"Ruanruan, let's change to a new project next time. I think what you need is to train your sensitivity and speed."
De Lan inhaled less and exhaled more, and suggested sincerely, in fact, he felt that this weight training was really terrible...
"But you didn't say that this is the most basic, and we should start from this?"
Xie Ruan pierced him suspiciously.
De Lan finally knew what it meant to shoot himself in the foot.
In fact, when they went back yesterday, they all felt that the little cutie was really in poor health and needed a good workout, and they were willing to accompany him,
Then De Lan went home and asked his female father who is a military female. His female father made him a training method suitable for males. It is not impossible to do weight training, and it is not possible to practice this directly at once. Just now It's okay to start playing for a while, but after a long time, it will actually be counterproductive.
What Delan needs to do now is how to overthrow the panic he blew at the beginning while keeping the "worm design" from collapsing...
He winked at Bergson and signaled him to deal with Cutie, he was the most cunning of all the males.
"Hey, Ruan Ruan, didn't you say today that you can at least avoid the next accident like this morning?" Bergson looked at Xie Ruan and said, "Then we need to change the direction of training. "
Xie Ruan suddenly realized, that's right, he didn't want to become a muscular man with great strength, he could indeed train the aspects he needed. Anyway, as long as it is training, he should be able to grow his body, and then grow taller... right?
Thus, De Lan's "worm design" was saved again!
Celtic arrived just when they were talking about the training plan. At this time, the guardian insects of the other males had not yet arrived. Celtic was the furthest away from the school, but he was the first to arrive.
"Ruan Bao, what are you talking about?"
Hearing the familiar voice, Xie Ruan reacted the fastest, looked up, and it was indeed his Kyle!
"Kyle!"
The little guy looked at him with bright eyes, and the way he stretched out his arms to hug him, made Celtic's heart light up.
Quickly stepped forward to pick up the little darling, and while walking outside, lowered her head and kissed his little face, "Are you tired?"
Xie Ruan shook his head, and posted a kiss back.
"Kyle, do you miss me?"
He leaned his head on the female's shoulder and asked softly.
"Of course, today's steak is delicious, thank you baby."
When Xie Ruan heard that today's work was praised by the person who most wanted to be praised, she immediately smiled and hugged the female worm's neck and kissed her.
"I miss you too!!! Let's go home!"
Xie Ruan was happily acting like a baby in the arms of her dear boyfriend, but at the same time, she faintly felt as if she had forgotten something...
But looking up at his handsome boyfriend, he quickly put this thought behind him.
……
A certain group of forgotten males on the floor of the training room, watching helplessly the little cutie with the opposite sex but no brothers and his guardian worms, after showing their faces, just left... gone... gone...
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