reborn daughter-in-law

In the evening, Mu Haisheng was the host and invited Xia Huo, Heiteng, and Huang Meng to a restaurant to have a hard meal. It was probably to take care of Huang Meng's mood, so he found a very down-to-earth restaurant for dinner.

After dinner, they all dispersed, and the first thing Heiteng did when he got home was to turn on the computer and write today's experience into the novel.He portrayed himself as a rich man with a lot of work, surrounded by clouds of beauties with beautiful cars, and he was very generous with his younger brother. He gave him various rewards such as famous cars and luxury houses. If he went to Dorset, he would be a grand shopping master , except for a few unattractive designs, everything else is rounded.It's really like Xia Huo is writing and shaping Xia Huo himself...

Xia Huo has tampered with Heideng’s account, anyway, as soon as he logs in to the leader’s Chinese website, there will be a reminder on his side, just buy something with you on Taobao, and the seller will ship it, and Wangxin will pop it up for you It's like news.

Hei Deng has successfully signed a contract. He became popular overnight inexplicably, with countless fans. Among the five administrators in his 1000 super fan group, Nima's are all carefully divided by Xia Huo...

The identities of the five administrators are all strange and strange, some are mature ladies, some are fashionistas, there are also senior Tanmei wolves and cute little lolitas, and there are even resentful girls who have been hit by the mistress. No matter what kind of identities, Xia The mastery of Huodu's mastery is perfect, and he firmly believes in the black light in front of the computer.

As for Heideng, he fell in love with writing all of a sudden——writing danmeiwen.Those fucking fans are all women, okay?This is too Nima's proximity to the water.Finally, he understood the "real" reason why his brother wrote gay novels in the first place...

The "Burning Basic Love" he serialized on the leader's Chinese website is simply shattered, all kinds of evil, all kinds of YY, all kinds of black lights and three-dimensional writing, what "vegetable alliance", what " Original underwear", a pure "nozuonodie" writing.

beep beep-

The QQ avatar flashes in the lower right corner of the computer.

Little Dingding: Liuliu, you are just a ghost, how did you come up with it?The plot is fortified, okay?

There are willows but no trees and empty lovesickness: Hehe O(∩_∩)O haha~

Xiao Dingding: Liuliu, Cao Hai and Jiang Chao are real buddies, right?Um?Are you from Binshi too, Liuliu?solve.

There are willows, no trees, and empty lovesickness: The characters are fake, as for the character and so on, I picked it up from my friends.

Xiao Ding Ding: Wow, then you are actually a bunch of handsome gays, aren’t you? ? ?

There are willows but no trees and empty lovesickness: No!I am straight.I only like beautiful women O(∩_∩)O haha~

Little Ding Ding: (﹃), don't I have a chance to hug Liu Liu's thigh?

There are willows, no trees, and empty lovesickness: Haha, be good, brother, I don't like this kind of little loli, it's okay to be a younger sister.

Little Ding Ding: Hey, weeping to death (;Д`)

There are willows but no trees and empty lovesickness: The little guy doesn’t cry, the uncle codes to go to the bird, let’s chat next time, wave.

Little Ding Ding: Woohoo, God, don't go. . . . . .

Little Ding Ding: Come back quickly and leave my heart behind. . . .Willow. . .God. . .Beep beep. . . . .

Xia Huo plays Wujiaoer alone. He has an astonishingly good memory. At the same time, he talks with Heideng in five identities in a clear way. The age, occupation, hobbies and tone of speech of each identity will never be confused. With Xia Huonong's multi-opener, five accounts and QQ can be online at the same time, and the IP is not duplicated.

What kind of word is this stupid Hei Deng? This is because he saw that "Meow Meow", which he specially noted in the separate column of QQ friends, has gone online, so he hastily bid farewell to the other end.This Miaomiao is gay, and he is also a rebel actor. Heiteng is so curious about him, and he will not let him go if he is looking for inspiration by collecting stories, and he can't stop him from asking all kinds of questions.

There are willows but no trees and empty lovesickness is sent (QQ emoticon seduce).

The meow star sent back (QQ expression sweat).

There are willows, no trees, empty lovesickness: woof woof woof~~

Meow Star: Meow Meow~~

There are willows but no trees and empty lovesickness: hehe~

Catman: Haha~

There are willows, no trees, and empty lovesickness: Is this off work?

Catman: Just stepped down.

There are willows but no trees and empty lovesickness: Huh?Are you with a handsome guy or a beer belly today?

Catman: A silly netizen.

There are willows, no trees, empty lovesickness: (⊙o⊙)...

Catman: Displeased!

There are willows but no trees and empty lovesickness: what should I do?

Catman: Call me a bed!

There are willows but no trees and empty lovesickness: oh yeah oh no oh buy Karma, there are yah yahhhhhhhhh~

Catman: I’m starting to talk, listen up, hey, let me tell you, don’t write nonsense, do I hear you?Let me know that you dare to write me in a novel, and see if I don't cut you to death!

There are willows, no trees, empty lovesickness: obey!

Catman: w(Д)w is irritable, I don’t know where to start! ! !

There are willows, no trees, empty lovesickness: start from anywhere.

Catman: That idiot actually asked me to fuck him?I wipe! (╰_╯)#Looking for death! ! !

There are willows, no trees, and empty lovesickness: What is inside, can I interrupt?So what, don't you really like being up there? ? ?

Catman: Only fools like to be on it.Tired like a dog and unhappy.It's so cool down there, lie down there, split your legs, hehe, it will definitely make you want to die~(≧▽≦)/~

There are willows, no trees, and empty lovesickness: It sounds so good... so fantasy! !

Meow Star: You are a mountain of cannonballs!Are you still a man?You still write gay literature?You should be brave enough to experiment, experience innovation, and live a fucking life without even having sex!You are not a complete man! ! !

There are willows, no trees, empty lovesickness: Madam... Calm down, uh...

Meow Star: Let me tell you this, nine out of ten men have pleasure there, but they are ashamed to say it.It's nothing, you feel it yourself, feel it, as if I lied to you.

There are willows, no trees, and empty lovesickness: Why do you like the same sex? ? ?

Catman: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Fuck, don’t ask me such an idiotic question!!!

There are willows but no trees and empty lovesickness: Uh...Queen, I was wrong! ! !

Meow Star: Don’t talk to me here and back and forth with big saws!Hurry up and do what you want to do.

There are willows but no trees and empty lovesickness: Goddess, I was really wrong.Please spare me the last 10 minutes of your busy schedule, please Goddess! ! ! !Please look at my innocent eyes (⊙o⊙)

Catman: I've said what I need to say before.Finally, let me tell you a word, whether bottom can be happy depends entirely on whether Top is strong or not. Top is good at kung fu, Bottom is absolutely cool, one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven! ! !

Hei Lan stared at the computer screen in a daze, he couldn't understand such English letters, so he copied it and pasted it in the Baidu search box, just in time for him, the cat came to him at last a message.

Catman: Idiot, how about copying and pasting to the computer? Top is 1, the so-called attack in your novels, and Bottom is 0, which is what you rotten girls call shou.

There are willows but no trees and empty lovesickness: Thank you cat god for your enlightenment!

Catman: Cut!

There are willows but no trees and empty lovesickness: hehe.

Catman: Meow~

There are willows, no trees, empty lovesickness: Wang woo~

Catman: Let's go.

There are willows but no trees and empty lovesickness: wagging the tail and watching the cat star goddess...

Heideng was in a daze, still pondering what the cat said. In fact, he had chatted with the cat for a few days, and the conversation was good. The other party was very humorous, and the words were very amusing. Heideng and Bai Huo were very happy.

However, he still felt that the mew star was a little alarmist.It's disgusting enough to think about how dirty the place is.Besides, when he put a ketone in it at that time, it hurt his calf cramps. If he wants to put a "small rolling pin" in it, it will hurt to death?

Who are you kidding, doesn't it hurt?

Whoever believes in the stick! !

It is said that curiosity killed the cat, this little man is enough to be curious, if it really hurts... There is no need for the cat to fool him, right?Is that still cool?

There is only a refreshing pleasure in men's sex, so Heideng began to hesitate again about the authenticity of the cat's words, and finally came to the conclusion that men and men are the same as men and women, it hurts the first time, and it has been a long time It probably doesn't hurt anymore.

Think about it, the new rubber band is used to tighten the hand. If you twist and twist it, the tightness will naturally fall off. In the end, it will be loose even if you go shopping for soup.

So that night, Heiteng dreamed of wearing a rubber band cover all night, and Ya Ting was so tired that his brow was sweating profusely. Finally, he sat up in shock, and Xia Huo's instantly enlarged face shattered and disappeared in front of him.

Too Nima's horror!

He dreamed that he had "fighted" with Xia Huo.

Xia Huo "fucked" him until he cried father and mother...

What is this called?

Thinking every day and dreaming at night? ?

Heideng was full of anger, and stayed at home for two days, but it was after eight o'clock on Sunday night, and this guy suddenly realized something, he just told Xia Huo that they were going to [Kaitian] to go to work. forget……