reborn daughter-in-law

"You have also seen that now I am completely reborn as a person. I am going to start from the grassroots and experience the people's livelihood, so don't be surprised. I can live as I am at ease. As for inheriting the rule or something I didn’t think about it at all, and besides, I’m not that kind of material.”

"Don't veto it too early, there is a possibility of turning things around before the end."

"Are you me, or am I me? Could it be that I don't even understand myself?"

“…drinking the bar”

"Okay, let's go!"

An hour later, the two of them finished off six bottles of beer, Heiteng drank four by himself, and Xia Huo drank two bottles. This was to preserve his strength, but in fact, this person was not very good at drinking beer.

Heiteng is a bit delusional. He had a few bottles of "Death 11 Degrees" with Huang Meng before, and now he is full of stamina. Straight astigmatism, lazy like a stealing old cat.

"Hey, why do you like men? Naturally?" Heiteng smiled, with a cheap look on his face.

Xia Huo smiled and said nothing, held the wine glass and clinked glasses with Heideng, seeing that he didn't care about this monkey, Heideng widened his eyes and asked: "Then you have never touched a woman? Actually, you You should taste the taste of a woman, if you don’t have it all, you’ll be fine, if you don’t try, how will you know that a woman is not suitable for you.”

Xia Huo still laughed and didn't answer.

"Hey, are you dumb? I'm asking you something."

"Actually, you should have a taste of being a man. If you don't have enough, you'll be fine. If you don't try, how do you know that a man is not suitable for you?" With a smile on his face, there was a hint of coquettishness in his elegance.

"Fuck, you deliberately made me cough, didn't you? I don't know what's good or bad, no one cares about you."

"You were the one who made this point, and now you're making me angry again..."

"Chengchengcheng, my fault is my fault. Oh right, I actually just want to consult you. I read on the Internet that 1 is 0, and attacking is receiving. Is 10 or attacking and receiving? This bank (háng ) and the bank (xíng) I can’t break the tweezers.”

"It's called Gongshou Nadu's novel, but it's not called that in the circle."

"What do you call it? How do you tell the difference?"

"1 is Top, 0 is Bottom. 'Spring' is 0.5."

A certain person is confused and doesn't understand the Arabic numerals, so here's another English poem recitation for him...

"speak English."

Xia Huo smiled, didn't say anything, but used his fingers to make gestures for the black lamp a few times. They are all adults. Although they are not in the same field, they still know how to draw inferences, don't they?

"Oh—" the long ending sound is endless, this guy realized later, "I'm just me, 0 is the female character, 1 is the male character? Oh, what is 0.5? Can go up Can I go down??"

Xia Huo held the cup, Heiteng hurriedly held up his own cup, and Ren Du's two pulses were connected, so he didn't need others to fight for his wine, so he just searched for wine to drink.

Putting down his wine glass, Xia Huo said slowly, "There is no distinction between men and women, both of them are men, and they are both busy with their own careers. Whoever has the time has time?" , just wash the clothes and make a meal, or don’t make a fire at all, and eat outside. Those descriptions in the novel are just exaggerated interpretations of rotten girls. The kind of delicate and weak little zero is the most unpopular in the circle. Men need to be neat, and the distinction between upper and lower is nothing more than role discrimination in sex. Some people are born with pleasure in the back door, and some are cold. In fact, most of them are springs. The real pure 0 or pure 1 is rare. It’s going up and down and back and forth.”

"What about you?" The forehead was soaked in industrial alcohol, and this guy opened his mouth without even thinking about it.

Xia Huo smiled, his ears were slightly red, the alcohol had played a role, he said frankly: "So far I have been doing Top."

"Haha, that means you don't have that 'ge' spot in your butt?"

"G."

"what?"

"G."

"What do you mean? G what?"

"Not the 'ge' spot is the G spot."

"...Your uncle, fuck! You don't expose me to shit???"

"Xiaodeng, your IQ is getting more and more urgent. Is it possible that you will be [-] this year and next year [-], and go back to kindergarten to drink haha?"

"Fuck off!"

"Come on, drink..."

"Damn! I'm afraid of you, I'm a peerless Dionysus, I won't pour the bottle until I pour it, keep drinking it..."

"Little lamp..." The tone is soft and memorable.

"What are you doing?" Staring and juggling, the wine mill possessed him.

"Drinking alcohol, you can't drive..."

"Then live here."

"Where do you sleep?"

"Fuck, lie down where you like, why can't you fit in this big house?"

"Then I'm in bed?"

"casual."

"yours."

"Whoever you love, don't write with me, hurry up and drink!"

"Small lights…"

"What are you doing! What's your name Hun'er?"

"Drink well and don't drink too much, so you won't feel uncomfortable tomorrow."

"Don't waste your fart, the young master knows it in his heart."

"cheers."

"Fuck, do it!"

"Small lights……"

"Well…"

"Small lights?"

"Huh? Do it!"

"Are you still drinking?"

"Drink, why don't you drink, huh..."

Xia Huo went to the toilet, and when he came back, he turned up the temperature of the air conditioner in the living room. The hot black lamp sat cross-legged on the floor and took off his clothes. In the end, it was so hot that he went naked for the camera, holding a cup to fight Xia Huo!

The summer fire is too cloudy, and the air conditioner is turned on to 25 degrees, which is enough to get angry and dry in summer, but now the black lamp is hot enough, and the two marinated eggs are like old orange peels, sticking The black lamp with hot legs scratched it with his hands, bared his teeth and kept yelling that the beer was not cold enough.

The hour hand has already pointed to one o'clock in the morning, and the black light is gradually fading down, and he is not as able to scream as before. He leans on the coffee table and his eyes are astigmatism, and he is about to fall asleep with his eyes open.

Xia Huo stretched out his hand and roughly rubbed the table, gathered all the leftovers into a corner, then raised his buttocks and leaned over, sat on the floor next to the black lamp, and asked him with concern: "Drink too much?"

He lost his arrogance and let out a rough breath, shaking his head like a rattle, which meant to say to Xia Huo: I didn't drink too much, who said I drank too much, if you don't accept it, let's fight again!

"In the future, you are not allowed to drink like this outside, you lost your clothes, and the wine bag..."

Pulling and tugging, he hugged the boneless black lamp, and helped him to stagger into the bedroom.Letting go, Heileng fell directly on his back into the bed, muttered something and turned over, turning into a side-lying curled up position.

Two bald-skinned marinated eggs were squeezed between them forcibly, distorted and changed shape, and turned red with stuffiness.

Xia Huo knelt on the bed with one knee and one leg, leaned over and put his hand next to Heideng's ear, calling him: "Xiaodeng, just now you said you want to test if there is a G-spot in it, do you still want to try?"

"Hmm..." That's right, he said it himself.But don't take the alcoholic's words seriously, okay? Sao Nan!

The sun is three poles high, and someone has a splitting headache.

Eyes opened and closed and then opened again, sleeping next to a "big-tailed wolf".

It's like if you are hugged by a girlfriend of the same sex for a whole night, do you feel that you are at a disadvantage?Have you been taken advantage of by the people around you?Absolutely not!

This is how straight people feel.

If the one on the side is curved, he must be smiling like a sneaky cat. He hugged you and slept all night, and his hands really touched you all night, and the oil was wiped away. It's a pity that you are an idiot There was no reaction, no feeling, no consciousness, and I still regarded the big-tailed wolf as a buddy or a sister.

There was "stock" in the bladder, Heileng didn't care too much, turned over unsteadily, got out of bed and rushed into the bathroom to release it.

When he returned, he saw the situation under the bed clearly. He himself was naked, and Missy on the bed was as naked as him!

Fuck!What is rhythm?

Well……

Heiteng snorted out with hindsight, his brain hurts, but his ass doesn't hurt, so it should be fine!

Really confused, didn't care about anything, threw off the blanket and got into the bed again, dizzy and nauseated for a while, feeling bad, and drank too much fucking!

Xia Huo gently turned over, propped up half of his body with his right elbow, put his head over Heiteng's left shoulder, and asked him softly, "Are you hungry? Wait, I'll make porridge for you."

The frowning brows were tightened even more, Heiteng said desperately: "I'm bringing you a bowl of honey water, uh... confused..."

As soon as the sound fell, Heileng could clearly feel that the bed sheet behind him had sunken down a little, and soon bounced back. Then, he heard the sound of Xia Huo stepping on the floor, and then walked out of the bedroom.

It's still the third one from yesterday, honey water, preserved egg and lean meat porridge, massage!