reborn daughter-in-law
Chapter 074 Fool
Tiemu is stupid, very stupid, so stupid that he can't eat by himself, doesn't know how to dress himself, and even pees his pants all the time, so he relies on Tieshu very much, and Tieshu is his sky.
Fool likes brother, likes him very much.
The fool would call his brother every day and say some silly things.
The idiot shared the bed with his brother every night, hugging his dearest brother tightly.
A fool would also be jealous, jealous of his brother's intimacy with others.
A fool would also be angry, angry at the person who came to snatch his brother from him.
Fools go crazy, jump up and down and destroy everything.
One day the fool went mad, smashed everything and fell down the stairs to his death.The nanny didn't know, and neither did Tieshu. They all thought that the one who was rescued was the original idiot. In fact, the inner core had been replaced, and this inner core had all the memories of the original idiot, so he could only continue to pretend to be crazy for self-protection. Force myself to share the same bed with the iron tree every day.
In his heart, he has been looking forward to the opportunity to go out, he wants to go back to a place, and he misses someone in his heart...
Today, he finally had the opportunity to walk out of the house. He was very happy, happy to stand alone in front of the large viewing window and dance with his hands. This feeling was like a prisoner who had been released from prison and finally walked out.
"Look, let me say he's stupid, look at how he's swaying, hey hehe..." The one lying on the crack of the door was Lu Jie, the one who was a head shorter than him was Huang Meng, and the listless Heileng had his back to them , totally uninterested.
"It's really mentally ill, how happy are mentally handicapped children..."
"Hey," Lu Jie saw that Huang Meng was about to push the door to enter, and quickly grabbed his neck and said, "You can only watch from a distance and don't play with it. If you want to scare him, the iron tree can pick your ass Pi, he really cared for his idiot brother, like Brother Huo pampering Heideng."
"Ah?" Huang Meng was surprised, looked up and said in false alarm, "He...they are brothers"
"Fuck off! It's not that good, nasty!"
"Oh oh oh, hey, you just scared me, Brother Lu hahaha..."
"Retreat, go back and continue drinking!"
"Oh, hey Brother Hei, can't you come over and take a look? Let's take a look." Huang Meng had something in his words, he knew that Heideng didn't want to see Iron Tree, and now he blinked at Heideng, which meant to take a good look at him This idiot brother, he won't be able to cure the big and the small in the future.
"A fool has something to look at, don't look at it!" Heiteng, who was in an extremely bad mood, was upset. He frankly wanted to call Xia Huo, ask him why he was wrong, and ignore him. He didn't mean it. How clear he was to Wang Ling that day, it's not like he didn't hear it.
He didn't know what was wrong, he didn't understand where Xia Huoqi was, he felt that he was right, even being caught was right, because he didn't mean it, it was caused by drinking too much, besides, he said it so clearly, So why is Xia Huo still so petty? ? ?
Suppressing his anger and anger, Heileng rushed downstairs with his arms crossed, really wishing that someone who was not open-eyed would bump into him, so that he could use his head to fight a good fight with someone.
People who pretend to be serious tend to drink too much, especially Duan Yin, who has a sharp tongue and comes off the stage after dancing, and even came to their table on purpose, and made a couple of unintentional jokes. After all, Duan Yin, Lu Jie and Huang Meng didn't know about it. I didn't know that Heileng was captured again.
So when Duan Yin joked that Xia Huo might be raising a little lover outside, the black lamp was on, and without any warning, he raised his leg and kicked the table. After smelling it, he squinted his eyes and said: "Forget that I said something wrong. You have to drink with him, I have to go back to coax the child, see you later."
Fuck!
If you piss people off, you'll get oily on the soles of your feet, and then leave this mess to him and Huang Meng?Bitch!
Duan Yin flashed, the black light ran away, Xia Ying appeared again, frightened Lu Jie and stopped Huang Meng's pace, and calmly talked to the daffodil prince in her hand in front of Huang Meng and Lu Jie: "Ares, why is my blood boiling again, I saw the sinner, Look, right here!"
"........."
"........."
"You—" Xia Ying waved her arm over, and pointed at Huang Meng with her daffodil prince, which made her calf tremble, and almost sat down on the ground, and immediately raised her hand reflexively as a surrender, Xia Ying's two eyeballs were tenima, "The devil who ran away just now must be let go of Xiahuo!"
"........."
"…………"
Lu Jie was unscathed, but Xia Ying poured wine on Huang Meng again, and threw daffodils on his face. Xia Ying was obviously aggressive, but the crazy woman bit him back after being violent to him, accusing Huang Meng of killing him. After her prince died, Huang Mengchao Nima was speechless, a mouthful of old blood stuck in her throat, and she was about to die.
So, after Miss Xia left, Huang Meng couldn't calm down anymore. Lu Jie hurriedly took the initiative to invite Ying, saying that he wanted to invite Huang Meng to have a drink. After he tasted it, he was relieved, Xia Ying stopped harming him, and started Huang Meng has been ravaged, how can he not be happy?Ha ha ha ha……
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Heideng went home at lightning speed all the way, got stuck halfway, choked his face, and it hurt a lot, but he didn't feel it at that time, the nerves on his face were paralyzed by alcohol.
Along the way, he vomited bitterness in his heart, repeatedly scolding Xia Huo to death, the more he scolded, the more he was wronged, and before entering the house, he dropped two "crocodile tears". Changed his body and transformed his sexual orientation, how he now has a thought that cannot be separated from him is Xia Huo's fault.
It's Xia Huo's fault that he got drunk, it's Xia Huo's fault that he rented a room with someone, it's Xia Huo's fault that there are so many displaced children in this city, it's Xia Huo's fault that there are old ladies wandering around, the bus is so crowded It's Xia Huo's fault, and it's Xia Huo's fault that the earth is round...why does he miss him so much...so sad...
So, the black light that kicked open the door of the house made a bold decision, he wants to take the initiative to call Xia Huo, he should not wait passively, he should fight for his own happiness and sexual blessing...
He is really bold. This guy didn't close the door all night. He kicked them away and rushed to the house with their shoes on. The door was not closed, but it doesn't matter. Xia Huo's apartment has a very high security system. Mosquitoes can't fly in either.
What's even more daring is that the moment Heiteng was connected to the phone, apart from being silent for half a second, he moaned without warning, holding the phone and wandering there, calling husband, husband, husband, he wanted, he think deeply...
The other party didn't make a sound all the time, just listened quietly to Heileng tossing on the phone for a while, the faint Heileng hooked his "that fire", and couldn't help but move with the rhythm of Heileng on the phone ...
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Heideng didn't wake up the next day until it was mid-sun. The phone was "called" by him to shut off automatically last night. He is definitely the most powerful person, and he can be included in the Guinness Book of Records and recorded in history.
It's a pity that he cut the film, and automatically deleted all the sensuality and crying last night, "Husband, I miss you, husband, come back soon, husband, I'm lonely".
The black lamp sitting on the messy bed was a little confused, what the hell did he do with a ghost last night?After looking under the bed, I'm an idiot...
Why did Mao want to tear all the condoms in his and Xia Huo's stockpile?
What's the matter with the balls of paper balls?
Uh... the unknown liquid in the condom is chicken feathers?
The black light is confused, and I have no impression at all.
But he was overjoyed, he felt that he did a good job last night, he did a good job, and destroyed all the sassy stuff that Sao Bao Xia Huo had, it was great!
Let him leave without saying goodbye, let him ignore him, and he will ruin his condoms and lube, hehe! !
Lift your head and see the time, it's twelve o'clock, your sister!He didn't go to work and didn't ask for leave, he was dead...
Jumping out of bed with a thunderbolt, he quickly went to find his mobile phone, connected it to the power bank and forced it to turn on, but the screen flashed, and a call came in, the black lights of the hangover dazzled his eyes, his mind was only thinking about Xia Huo, and the subconscious self Hypnotized, thinking that the call was from Xia Huo, he picked it up without even looking at it, and called "husband".
I guess it was because I thought it was too cheap, and I lost my position, so I hurriedly put on a cold face and said in the next second: "Ahem...what are you thinking of me now? Humph!"
The other party was also embarrassed for half a second, and then asked him with concern: "Xiao Hei, why didn't you come to work?"
puff-
The black light was sprayed, he was embarrassed, this voice...their department manager Guan Haifeng! ! !
"Jing... Manager... I was just about to call you, but I didn't get up after drinking too much last night. I'm sorry, I'll go right away. I'm really sorry to shut down the manager."
"No, it must be very uncomfortable to drink too much. Don't come here in the afternoon and rest at home. I have already told you, Team Leader Guan, you don't have to worry."
"Oh, oh oh that's fine too, thank you manager hehe."
"Does it hurt?"
"Huh? Ah, it's still... not bad, just a little dizzy..."
"I didn't eat it either. I was drunk and had to eat some porridge or something. In this way, I happen to be fine. I'll buy some chicken porridge and send it to you. Where is your house?"
"No, no, no, no, no, please trouble Manager Guan. I'll go downstairs and eat later."
"Oh, that's fine too. Remember to eat something, or your stomach will be over."
"Yes, I see, thank you manager for your concern."
"Then see you at the company tomorrow."
"Well, bye, manager."
Putting down the phone, Heideng just stood there in a daze. Did Guan Haifeng take the wrong medicine?Why did you become enthusiastic all of a sudden for no reason?Startled him.
Frowning, holding back his confusion, he flicked through the call records in a fit of anger, to see if Xia Huo's big bastard called him, and the phones were all turned off. What if that kid called him, wouldn't it? Will miss...uh...how did he call Manager Guan for nearly three hours last night? ? ? ?
day!Did he tell the manager about chicken feathers? ? ?
No wonder, no wonder the manager is so abnormal today, well, don't scare yourself, maybe he fell asleep and accidentally touched the launch button and typed out by himself.
Yes, it’s a coincidence, you accidentally touched it, and Guan Haifeng accidentally picked it up, and then the call just kept going, draining your phone’s battery and wasting three hours of your time ! ! !
With a long sigh, Heideng was very disappointed. Lost Xia Huo didn't call him, he was melancholy, so he didn't care about it. He called Guan Haifeng for three hours because of Mao, and he sighed all afternoon. Fall asleep under the grievance.
Xia Huo, do you fucking know that a man who stays alone in his boudoir is very lonely!
Uh...fuck you...miss you...
The next day, Heideng, who was revived from the original place, went to work energetically, but his stuck nose was still aching. Coincidentally, he had a face-to-face meeting with Guan Haifeng who was leaving when he arrived downstairs at the company, and he hurriedly talked. Greet him with a smile.When I went upstairs, I sat down at the desk, and immediately slammed on the breakfast porridge on the table.
Whose is this?
Did you put it on the wrong table?
Turning his face away, he leaned out of the partition, and Heiteng asked Wang Le behind him: "Are you so clever that you even prepared breakfast for me?"
Wang Le in the back row rolled his eyes: "It's not me."
"Who is that?" As soon as the words fell, Wang Ling, who had been on leave for a week and came to work today, floated in front of Heideng like a ghost, stared at him, and without saying a word, slammed a carton of milk into Heideng on his desk and left.
Heiteng was confused, thinking that what was supposed to come would come sooner or later, he looked down at the carton of milk and then at the steaming breakfast, shook his head, pulled away the chair and got up and chased him out. It was he who got drunk and messed up, and this matter must have a beginning and an end.
Fool likes brother, likes him very much.
The fool would call his brother every day and say some silly things.
The idiot shared the bed with his brother every night, hugging his dearest brother tightly.
A fool would also be jealous, jealous of his brother's intimacy with others.
A fool would also be angry, angry at the person who came to snatch his brother from him.
Fools go crazy, jump up and down and destroy everything.
One day the fool went mad, smashed everything and fell down the stairs to his death.The nanny didn't know, and neither did Tieshu. They all thought that the one who was rescued was the original idiot. In fact, the inner core had been replaced, and this inner core had all the memories of the original idiot, so he could only continue to pretend to be crazy for self-protection. Force myself to share the same bed with the iron tree every day.
In his heart, he has been looking forward to the opportunity to go out, he wants to go back to a place, and he misses someone in his heart...
Today, he finally had the opportunity to walk out of the house. He was very happy, happy to stand alone in front of the large viewing window and dance with his hands. This feeling was like a prisoner who had been released from prison and finally walked out.
"Look, let me say he's stupid, look at how he's swaying, hey hehe..." The one lying on the crack of the door was Lu Jie, the one who was a head shorter than him was Huang Meng, and the listless Heileng had his back to them , totally uninterested.
"It's really mentally ill, how happy are mentally handicapped children..."
"Hey," Lu Jie saw that Huang Meng was about to push the door to enter, and quickly grabbed his neck and said, "You can only watch from a distance and don't play with it. If you want to scare him, the iron tree can pick your ass Pi, he really cared for his idiot brother, like Brother Huo pampering Heideng."
"Ah?" Huang Meng was surprised, looked up and said in false alarm, "He...they are brothers"
"Fuck off! It's not that good, nasty!"
"Oh oh oh, hey, you just scared me, Brother Lu hahaha..."
"Retreat, go back and continue drinking!"
"Oh, hey Brother Hei, can't you come over and take a look? Let's take a look." Huang Meng had something in his words, he knew that Heideng didn't want to see Iron Tree, and now he blinked at Heideng, which meant to take a good look at him This idiot brother, he won't be able to cure the big and the small in the future.
"A fool has something to look at, don't look at it!" Heiteng, who was in an extremely bad mood, was upset. He frankly wanted to call Xia Huo, ask him why he was wrong, and ignore him. He didn't mean it. How clear he was to Wang Ling that day, it's not like he didn't hear it.
He didn't know what was wrong, he didn't understand where Xia Huoqi was, he felt that he was right, even being caught was right, because he didn't mean it, it was caused by drinking too much, besides, he said it so clearly, So why is Xia Huo still so petty? ? ?
Suppressing his anger and anger, Heileng rushed downstairs with his arms crossed, really wishing that someone who was not open-eyed would bump into him, so that he could use his head to fight a good fight with someone.
People who pretend to be serious tend to drink too much, especially Duan Yin, who has a sharp tongue and comes off the stage after dancing, and even came to their table on purpose, and made a couple of unintentional jokes. After all, Duan Yin, Lu Jie and Huang Meng didn't know about it. I didn't know that Heileng was captured again.
So when Duan Yin joked that Xia Huo might be raising a little lover outside, the black lamp was on, and without any warning, he raised his leg and kicked the table. After smelling it, he squinted his eyes and said: "Forget that I said something wrong. You have to drink with him, I have to go back to coax the child, see you later."
Fuck!
If you piss people off, you'll get oily on the soles of your feet, and then leave this mess to him and Huang Meng?Bitch!
Duan Yin flashed, the black light ran away, Xia Ying appeared again, frightened Lu Jie and stopped Huang Meng's pace, and calmly talked to the daffodil prince in her hand in front of Huang Meng and Lu Jie: "Ares, why is my blood boiling again, I saw the sinner, Look, right here!"
"........."
"........."
"You—" Xia Ying waved her arm over, and pointed at Huang Meng with her daffodil prince, which made her calf tremble, and almost sat down on the ground, and immediately raised her hand reflexively as a surrender, Xia Ying's two eyeballs were tenima, "The devil who ran away just now must be let go of Xiahuo!"
"........."
"…………"
Lu Jie was unscathed, but Xia Ying poured wine on Huang Meng again, and threw daffodils on his face. Xia Ying was obviously aggressive, but the crazy woman bit him back after being violent to him, accusing Huang Meng of killing him. After her prince died, Huang Mengchao Nima was speechless, a mouthful of old blood stuck in her throat, and she was about to die.
So, after Miss Xia left, Huang Meng couldn't calm down anymore. Lu Jie hurriedly took the initiative to invite Ying, saying that he wanted to invite Huang Meng to have a drink. After he tasted it, he was relieved, Xia Ying stopped harming him, and started Huang Meng has been ravaged, how can he not be happy?Ha ha ha ha……
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Heideng went home at lightning speed all the way, got stuck halfway, choked his face, and it hurt a lot, but he didn't feel it at that time, the nerves on his face were paralyzed by alcohol.
Along the way, he vomited bitterness in his heart, repeatedly scolding Xia Huo to death, the more he scolded, the more he was wronged, and before entering the house, he dropped two "crocodile tears". Changed his body and transformed his sexual orientation, how he now has a thought that cannot be separated from him is Xia Huo's fault.
It's Xia Huo's fault that he got drunk, it's Xia Huo's fault that he rented a room with someone, it's Xia Huo's fault that there are so many displaced children in this city, it's Xia Huo's fault that there are old ladies wandering around, the bus is so crowded It's Xia Huo's fault, and it's Xia Huo's fault that the earth is round...why does he miss him so much...so sad...
So, the black light that kicked open the door of the house made a bold decision, he wants to take the initiative to call Xia Huo, he should not wait passively, he should fight for his own happiness and sexual blessing...
He is really bold. This guy didn't close the door all night. He kicked them away and rushed to the house with their shoes on. The door was not closed, but it doesn't matter. Xia Huo's apartment has a very high security system. Mosquitoes can't fly in either.
What's even more daring is that the moment Heiteng was connected to the phone, apart from being silent for half a second, he moaned without warning, holding the phone and wandering there, calling husband, husband, husband, he wanted, he think deeply...
The other party didn't make a sound all the time, just listened quietly to Heileng tossing on the phone for a while, the faint Heileng hooked his "that fire", and couldn't help but move with the rhythm of Heileng on the phone ...
※※※※※※※※※
Heideng didn't wake up the next day until it was mid-sun. The phone was "called" by him to shut off automatically last night. He is definitely the most powerful person, and he can be included in the Guinness Book of Records and recorded in history.
It's a pity that he cut the film, and automatically deleted all the sensuality and crying last night, "Husband, I miss you, husband, come back soon, husband, I'm lonely".
The black lamp sitting on the messy bed was a little confused, what the hell did he do with a ghost last night?After looking under the bed, I'm an idiot...
Why did Mao want to tear all the condoms in his and Xia Huo's stockpile?
What's the matter with the balls of paper balls?
Uh... the unknown liquid in the condom is chicken feathers?
The black light is confused, and I have no impression at all.
But he was overjoyed, he felt that he did a good job last night, he did a good job, and destroyed all the sassy stuff that Sao Bao Xia Huo had, it was great!
Let him leave without saying goodbye, let him ignore him, and he will ruin his condoms and lube, hehe! !
Lift your head and see the time, it's twelve o'clock, your sister!He didn't go to work and didn't ask for leave, he was dead...
Jumping out of bed with a thunderbolt, he quickly went to find his mobile phone, connected it to the power bank and forced it to turn on, but the screen flashed, and a call came in, the black lights of the hangover dazzled his eyes, his mind was only thinking about Xia Huo, and the subconscious self Hypnotized, thinking that the call was from Xia Huo, he picked it up without even looking at it, and called "husband".
I guess it was because I thought it was too cheap, and I lost my position, so I hurriedly put on a cold face and said in the next second: "Ahem...what are you thinking of me now? Humph!"
The other party was also embarrassed for half a second, and then asked him with concern: "Xiao Hei, why didn't you come to work?"
puff-
The black light was sprayed, he was embarrassed, this voice...their department manager Guan Haifeng! ! !
"Jing... Manager... I was just about to call you, but I didn't get up after drinking too much last night. I'm sorry, I'll go right away. I'm really sorry to shut down the manager."
"No, it must be very uncomfortable to drink too much. Don't come here in the afternoon and rest at home. I have already told you, Team Leader Guan, you don't have to worry."
"Oh, oh oh that's fine too, thank you manager hehe."
"Does it hurt?"
"Huh? Ah, it's still... not bad, just a little dizzy..."
"I didn't eat it either. I was drunk and had to eat some porridge or something. In this way, I happen to be fine. I'll buy some chicken porridge and send it to you. Where is your house?"
"No, no, no, no, no, please trouble Manager Guan. I'll go downstairs and eat later."
"Oh, that's fine too. Remember to eat something, or your stomach will be over."
"Yes, I see, thank you manager for your concern."
"Then see you at the company tomorrow."
"Well, bye, manager."
Putting down the phone, Heideng just stood there in a daze. Did Guan Haifeng take the wrong medicine?Why did you become enthusiastic all of a sudden for no reason?Startled him.
Frowning, holding back his confusion, he flicked through the call records in a fit of anger, to see if Xia Huo's big bastard called him, and the phones were all turned off. What if that kid called him, wouldn't it? Will miss...uh...how did he call Manager Guan for nearly three hours last night? ? ? ?
day!Did he tell the manager about chicken feathers? ? ?
No wonder, no wonder the manager is so abnormal today, well, don't scare yourself, maybe he fell asleep and accidentally touched the launch button and typed out by himself.
Yes, it’s a coincidence, you accidentally touched it, and Guan Haifeng accidentally picked it up, and then the call just kept going, draining your phone’s battery and wasting three hours of your time ! ! !
With a long sigh, Heideng was very disappointed. Lost Xia Huo didn't call him, he was melancholy, so he didn't care about it. He called Guan Haifeng for three hours because of Mao, and he sighed all afternoon. Fall asleep under the grievance.
Xia Huo, do you fucking know that a man who stays alone in his boudoir is very lonely!
Uh...fuck you...miss you...
The next day, Heideng, who was revived from the original place, went to work energetically, but his stuck nose was still aching. Coincidentally, he had a face-to-face meeting with Guan Haifeng who was leaving when he arrived downstairs at the company, and he hurriedly talked. Greet him with a smile.When I went upstairs, I sat down at the desk, and immediately slammed on the breakfast porridge on the table.
Whose is this?
Did you put it on the wrong table?
Turning his face away, he leaned out of the partition, and Heiteng asked Wang Le behind him: "Are you so clever that you even prepared breakfast for me?"
Wang Le in the back row rolled his eyes: "It's not me."
"Who is that?" As soon as the words fell, Wang Ling, who had been on leave for a week and came to work today, floated in front of Heideng like a ghost, stared at him, and without saying a word, slammed a carton of milk into Heideng on his desk and left.
Heiteng was confused, thinking that what was supposed to come would come sooner or later, he looked down at the carton of milk and then at the steaming breakfast, shook his head, pulled away the chair and got up and chased him out. It was he who got drunk and messed up, and this matter must have a beginning and an end.
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