reborn daughter-in-law

"You don't have long hands?" You opened your eyelids with a very dismissive look.

"Xiao Deng, besides wanting to pee, I actually wanted to masturbate, but I dodged my waist, Xiao Deng..."

"........."

The rough-skinned and thick-skinned Heiteng was completely defeated by the big-faced and boundless Xia Huo, who was speechless and silently defeated.

Hei Deng and Xia Huo have been at home for a week, basically every day except for the fixed time when Xia Huo needs to deal with company affairs and massage for an hour, Hei Deng is forced to accept Xia Huo's flirting and teasing for him.

Xia Huo is a very boring person, Heiteng felt that he must have pretended to be a gentleman before, so he didn't want to pretend now, but his waist flickered and he couldn't do anything, that's why he was so angry with him all day and night Sao, poke his back door with all kinds of fingers, KY alone has killed several tubes, what is he not a pervert?

What's even more exaggerated is that he was actually picked up so that it became a natural habit, like eating, three times a day without stopping.After a few days, he was not as repulsive as he was at the beginning, and the initial discomfort and shame became less and less. Heiteng couldn't help but lamented again and again, it really is the survival of the fittest...

Every day during Xiahuo's massage and physiotherapy, he hurriedly looked up information on the Internet, and asked his netizen "Meow Meow" Queen euphemistically for advice. Curious, still so arrogant and so queen, scolding him while teaching him various "experiences", such as what to do to enjoy a happy and harmonious life, instead of the pain and cracking described in those bloody novels What a blast.

explode?

Staring at these two words on the screen of the phone, Heideng is about to burst into tears, who will tell him that his asshole will explode because of hair, okay?

After sending the masseur away, Heideng was forced by Xia Huo to go to the kitchen to make dinner for him. Whenever Heideng wanted to resist and refused and yelled that he could order takeaway, Xia Huo would play tricks on him. Like a formula problem, you have to do this and that. After tossing about that and that, both of them are comfortable, and then the black lamp will obediently roll into the kitchen with bare buttocks around the apron, and Xia Huo sits in a wheelchair and leans against him in the field. guide.

"Stir-fry the meat first, the garlic moss will cook quickly, and it will lose its chew after a long time."

"Didn't I tell you everything yesterday, the MSG needs to be sprinkled one second before the final pan is out."

"Instead of putting the tomatoes first, you have to pour the beaten eggs into the pot first."

"There is too much salt, do you know that eating too much salt is harmful to the human body?"

"It's so noisy, why don't you come here in person if you can do it like this-ah, it's hot! Hissing..." Xia Huo is like an old woman, chasing waves behind Heideng endlessly, it's really annoying, twitching He yelled loudly, but was stung by the steam in the pot. The pain caused the fellow to hop his feet while clutching his ears, and his paws were smoky red at that time.

Xia Huo stopped pretending, "Teng" jumped up from the wheelchair, rushed over in three steps at a time, pulled Heiteng's wrist and stuffed it under the faucet. Shouting: "Wok Pan Pan! It's popping up... hiss..."

Xia Huo remained unruffled in the face of danger, calmly pressed Heideng's one hand, turned to turn off the fire with the other hand, frowned and stared at the red back of Heideng's hand: "Why are you so careless?" Is it still hurting? It’s okay, it’s not serious, it’ll be fine after the pain.”

"Hey, are you the one who said it hurts? Who said I was in pain, that's fine, don't just leave it here and gossip, you'll be a good boy if you get it cheap."

"I just saw you hurt like that. I couldn't bear it. It's over. It's nothing. If you feel uncomfortable later, just put some soy sauce on it."

"Hey, you're so embarrassed to climb up the pole, I said—fuck! You came here? How the hell can you stand up by yourself???"

Xia Huo smiled, his complexion flushed slightly, and in front of Heideng he deliberately teased his short, capable stubble hair, making Heideng so scorched and tender that he supported the wall and became speechless.

He is obscene with disgust, disgust with lewdness, and lewdness with a beast-like appearance. The beast is so insane, the beast is so inexhaustible...

"Small lights………"

"Deng your sister!!!"

That night, Heideng was cleaned up by Xia Huo again. The other party claimed that Heideng didn't feed him enough, so he could only "pay with food and meat"...

"How can you be so shameless???" Heideng, who was kneaded to death by Xia Huo like dough, kicked Xia Huo away and roared, sweating profusely, almost naked.

"Didn't you keep complaining that I didn't make it to the end?"

"Ghosts complain!"

"I want a full set of small lights today..."

Furious, Heideng was speechless, and after half a second, he said coldly with a dark face: "Get up!"

Xia Huo narrowed his eyes, showing an unkind smirk, stretched out his hand to block the black lamp, and stood still in front of him.

"Please get that crazy face of yours out of my eyes!"

Grinning foolishly, this person seems to be ten years younger all of a sudden, what an idiot?

"I want a drink!"

"Oh."

Four or ten minutes later, he kicked the door of his and Xia Huo's bedroom open with his drunken black lamp stunned. The martyr, breathing out the breath of alcohol, yelled: "Come on, fuck me!"

Xia Huo leaned over to hug him and rubbed against his ears, hands dishonestly swaying left and right, the attacked Heileng shrank himself into a ball, shaking his shoulders slightly as if crying.

"What's the matter?" Scratching Heideng's ears and lips with the tip of his tongue, Xia Huo softly asked the drunk lying in his chest.

"I hurt, my hand hurts, I'm bragging if I say it doesn't hurt, next time I say something, remember that it's all my irony!"

"anything else?"

"Also... And you are three times a day, you don't stop, it makes me feel uncomfortable, can you stop picking? Just do it!"

"Then do you like me to be gentle or crazy?"

"This... I don't know about this now. How about this? When we do it, you will see my reaction. If I say no, I want it, and if I say yes, I don't want it!"

"Okay, I'll listen to your little lamp..."

"Then...then come on..." Before the voice fell, Xia Huo stuck it up again, holding Heideng's hair in the palm of his hand to play with, lowered his head to kiss his eyelids for a while, and kissed the tip of his nose for a while Before long, he lightly licked his ear pinna with the tip of his tongue, which made the itchy muscles all over Heireng's body crispy. He twisted back and forth tensely, and finally hugged his head and yelled loudly, "No, no, no, no, I'm nervous, I'm nervous. Afraid of pain!!"

"Don't be afraid...it doesn't hurt Xiaodeng at all..."

"impossible!"

"Oh?"

"You are a mace, okay?"

"I am very satisfied with your description."

"Mine is not small, Dinghaishenzhen knows!"

"Xiao Deng, why are you in two states when you don't drink and when you drink?"

"People are multi-faceted, living so depressed, of course there is a need for a way to open another self-indulgent release."

"Come here, I'll tell you a secret little lamp..."

"Ai?"

"Put your ears close, I'll tell you quietly..."

"You said... ah..." Heiteng put his ear close to him without vigilance, Xia Huo hugged him and whispered to him, and then unexpectedly poked the tip of his tongue into his ear canal, licking Heideng until Trembling all over, he roared out in a high-pitched voice.

"Is it comfortable, little lamp..."

"I...I'm so itchy, can you not breathe against my face?"

"Can't…"

"Hey, you...you wait, don't come in, I still have something to say!!"

"what?"

"Tomorrow I will go to the company to report for the first day."

"understood…"

"Wait a minute!"

"What else to say?"

"You have to promise me one thing."

"what's up?"

"Do you understand that I'm your husband in front of Dameng and Ah Jing, especially Shit Iron Tree?"

"Hehehe..."

"Are you laughing??"

"Succeed, you will be my husband Xiaodeng after going out of this door."

"Really?"

"real."

"Didn't lie... Ah-uh-Xia Huo, you grandson thief, uh, you sneaked up on me..." A scream with a different tone completely pulled away the madness of the night.

Although Heideng babbled and babbled endlessly, Xia Huo didn't make a sound. He buried his horse with a golden knife between Heideng's legs, whipped his horse and galloped like lightning.

It was like an iron hoof, almost crushing the last consciousness of the black lamp, and gradually changed the tone of his complaints, and finally turned into a soft and weak moan, scratching the gap between Xia Huo's shrugging shoulder blades and crying all night without subsiding... …

"Xia Huo..."

"Did you wake up the little lamp?"

"Fuck you uncle!"

"Why don't you go one day later? Huh?"

"Fuck you uncle!"

"Are you hungry?"

"Fuck you uncle!"

"Then I'll call first, and then I'll make breakfast."

"Fuck you uncle!"

"Be obedient, stop making trouble, and see how hoarse your voice has become."

"FUCK you uncle!"

"........."

"Fuck you, just FUCK you, FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK ten thousand times and never get tired of it!!!"

"Xiao Deng, don't scare me. Could it be that I made you foolish last night?"

"........."

"hey-hey…"