reborn daughter-in-law

"Xiao Deng, did Uncle Fan call you just now? It's about uncle's [-]th birthday at the end of the month, right?"

"Hey, I said you are a big man, why is your mouth so broken? Are you full enough to run the train with me?"

"Laner..."

"Kick your sister!!!"

In the evening, Huang Meng called Heiteng to send his most sincere greetings. When Heiteng asked him why he refused to go to the hospital to see his "bloody face" since he was so sincere, Huang Meng slapped his chest and said aloud. Said: "I went on a blind date today, and the girl asked me if I had a room..."

Hearing this, Heideng couldn't help interjecting: "Vulgar, so vulgar.!"

Immediately, Huang Meng was filled with righteous indignation, took over the conversation again and continued: "You are so right, isn't it just vulgar! Really vulgar!!"

Gossiping, Heiteng hurriedly asked, "Then? How did you answer?"

"Haha! Of course I said no."

"Your uncle, you didn't haha."

"Hey, listen to me and I'll tell you. Didn't I say there's no more? That Guo'er will give me a long face immediately. Our buddies must be colorful in language. Then I told her: If you want to If we want, we can open a…”

"Hahahaha"

"Hey hey hey hey, that girl is a swindler at first glance, pretending to be innocent in front of me, motherfucker!"

"Don't worry, when I'm discharged from the hospital, Brother Hei will introduce you to a guarantee that it will be smooth and beautiful!"

"Oh! It's settled."

"Sure! Then you won't come to see me?"

"not going."

"..." Hungry your old mother, fuck it! ! !

Putting down the phone, and catching up with Xia Huo to come back from cooking, Heideng flattened his mouth and muttered softly: "I want to be discharged from the hospital."

"No." Rows of lunch boxes were spread out on the small dining table, and the aroma of rice was overflowing.

"I want to go home."

"Wang Jing lives here."

"Just so he can take care of me."

"Sun Dongfang will come."

"Fuck, let him give it a try, I'll blow his bird."

Xia Huo stopped, took a look at the black lamp with his eyes, and said with a smile that was not a smile: "If you blow up Sun Dongfang's bird, Wang Jing's 'sex' blessing will be gone."

"........."

"Stop meddling in their affairs, you'll be making Zhu Bajie look in the mirror and you won't be a human being."

"You're really bad, anyway, Wang Jing and you are on the same path, so why don't you see him well?"

"What's 'a man of the same kind'?" Xia Huo's expression changed as he bit down on the pronunciation of these four words, appearing to be unfathomable.

Heiteng's face turned red all of a sudden, your uncle, you pervert, why are you looking at grandpa with that look? ? ?

Geng Geng pulled his neck out and said: "Don't pretend to be confused with me, you don't understand what is a fellow man?"

"Oh," Xia Huo seemed to have thought of something when Heiteng said it, and deliberately put on a pose there, "Yes, I like men's butts..."

"…………"

"Small lights……"

"Don't tell me, you'll be fooling me. In a word, can I get out of the hospital!"

"Okay, move to live with me first."

"........."

After all, Heideng has not been discharged from the hospital. He would rather spend time in the hospital than go into the mouth of a tiger by himself. He has made up his mind. Wang Miaomiao and those two "big honey" are counting in the fall!

He lay on a hospital bed for a week, and Xia Huo stayed with him for seven days without moving his nest. The annoying black lamp was like a five-backed beast.

Sometimes he fiddles with his phone, and sometimes he lays there foolishly thinking about the past. His writing career has stagnated, but the little clicks are clicked, and the little comments are left, without any delay Heideng becomes a god, everything is controlled by Xia Huo...

Heiteng wants to do a good job in his career and save some savings. He wants to buy a gorgeous tomb for his brother and bury them together. Although he came back from the dead, he is dead after all.

Thinking by day and dreaming by night, the black lamp had a dream that night.Happiness blossomed in the dream, and the back molars were exposed from the grin of the mouth. Xia Huo, who was on guard at night, didn't know what his little lamp had dreamed of, but only saw the elation on his face, as happy as revenge .

Xia Huo's hand slipped into Heideng's quilt, and gently rubbed his feet once in a while. The Heideng in his dream didn't reject him, as if he had found something, he hummed and lifted his foot to step on it. Xia Huo's chest was naughty there, taking that warm heart as his big brother's generous chest...

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After the rain, the sun is no longer so vicious and sticky, and the fragrance of the soil is floating everywhere, which is refreshing.The sun is already on someone's ass.

Xia Huo's mobile phone was lying on the table and shouting silently, leaning against the bedside to read the black light of the blog, subconsciously cast aside the blurred figures in the bathroom, and picked up the phone with the mentality of not playing fish or water, answering it privately: " Hey!" Very fierce and unfriendly.

The other party paused obviously after hearing Heideng's voice, and it took about half a second before he spoke again, and a magnetic bass broke into Heideng's eardrum so unexpectedly: "Hehe...Young Master Hei, what Co-author yesterday, did you spend the night with Young Master Xia?"

Tieshu's strange smile on the phone made Heideng listen to the fire, and immediately wanted to roll over and throw his face, wiped his face, and yelled back: "Your uncle, who are you? Look at your conduct!"

"Tsk tsk tsk... This bad temper is still so unpopular..."

"Your grandma, what are you looking for?! I want to see you? Hearing your movements, you must be a shameless bastard, fuck!"

"You said that Xia Huo is a good man, why did you plant him here? As long as he is willing to move his fingers, that top-notch grandson will be able to handle it, hey... blind!"

"Put your uncle on the bum! Who the hell are you? Quickly report your name and you're awesome!!!"

"Okay, you, hurry up and stop eating, and answer privately with someone else's phone, what's your attitude!"

The iron tree followed the summer fire, and it also wilted badly, with no virtue in its mouth, irritating people invisibly, neither annoyed nor angry, leisurely and leisurely.Look at the black lamp again, like a fire-breathing dragon, smoke rises from the top of the head and pus from the soles of the feet after being angry with the iron tree, wheezing and blowing out along the nose.

cough cough...

Xia Huo, who stood there watching for a long time, rustled his throat, which was a step up to Heileng who was holding his phone and cursing people there.

"..." Wang Ba squatted in the stove pit—holding his breath and feeling angry.

Heiteng, who was caught on the spot, blushed with embarrassment, quickly handed Xia Huo's phone back to its original owner with both hands, shrunk his neck and rolled back under the covers.

Just TM shouted out some "emotions", but it was suppressed all of a sudden.day!Confused, my calf hurts, my brain hurts!

"Hey! Old Tie, um, it's me..."

Old iron?Fuck!what's the situation? ? ?

Is that brazen boy his "boyfriend"?

Scumbag!

Step on two boats! ! !

"Success, send it here, it's in the hospital. Shake me when you arrive, I'll go down."

Xia Huo, you uncle, are you afraid that grandpa will beat up your precious golden lump?Return you down! ! !

"That's fine, you can figure it out, if you can't do it, you can let Lao Duan send it. Hmm... Xiaoying has been doing well these days, so don't worry."

Xiaoying...

old paragraph...

then……

This veteran is not that veteran? ? ? ?

The phone was disconnected, Xia Huo turned around, and the two of them were sitting and standing, and their eyes met.

"Hehehehe... If one day I become lewd, please remember my innocent eyes!" Scratching your ears and giggling, there is really no excuse!So I can only talk nonsense! !

Xia Huo smiled, showing a mouthful of big white teeth, which was very impressive.Putting the phone in his pocket, he snorted deliberately and went into the bathroom.

Eyeballs slid to the corners of his eyes, with a look of disdain on his face, Heiteng looked at the back with his nostrils upturned: "Today you love me and ignore me, but tomorrow I want you to be too high!!!"

Dong dong dong, the medical staff knocked on the door and came in. A man wearing a big blue mask led two sharp fruit carts in, stood next to the wall, chattered and began to "study" his big Head melon seeds come...

After ten days of tossing in the hospital, there was a heavy rainstorm on the day of discharge, and the black lamp was sullen and unhappy from the beginning to the end, because for the past half month, Wang Jing and Huang Meng had been on the phone every day. They just didn't come to see him. Today when he was discharged from the hospital, the two of them still didn't come. It was Xia Huo, who called Lu Jie and Duan Yin to change shifts all day long. If it wasn't for him winning the bowl For the sake of being full, he has already lifted the table (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!

Xia Huo was considerate and asked Huang Meng and Wang Jing to wait at the door of the house for "His Majesty Hei" to drive back to the palace as if they were getting married. The sour cucumber face that had been stretched all the way could be regarded as happy when seeing these two.