Kidnap a male god and drag it home

The so-called military training is not as difficult as Mo Nian thought.The whole day is to form a square team and tidy up the housework.It's just that Mo Nian's lazy style and unruly hairstyle have been called out countless times, and everyone in his class knows him before he even recognizes them all.

"Mo Nian, your quilt is not good, you will be deducted points."

"Grass." Mo Nian cursed in a low voice, he didn't understand, the quilt had to be covered every day, and the dormitory was also lived in by himself, why Mao had to be inspected, why Mao had to be tidied up like no one lived in it!

"Mo Nian, your stack is still wrong." For three days, no one in the dormitory except Zhou Shuai took the initiative to talk to Mo Nian, and of course, Mo Nian ignored everyone.

"What's wrong! I never fold the quilt! Don't fucking fold it!"

This is the last day of military training. The three days of military training are for freshmen to adapt to the campus, so it is not strict, but from the beginning of class, all daily activities must follow the school's arrangements, such as the dormitory hygiene is not up to standard, the quilts are not neatly folded, Class marks are deducted.

"Forget it, let me fold it for you." Zhou Shuai was helpless.

"Handsome, you can fold it for me in the future, ah, treat you to a big meal on weekends."

"Oh..." Zhou Shuai sighed.Mo Nian is simply a flamboyant young master with a negative ability to take care of himself, that is to say, he knows that his nature is not bad, otherwise he would have... Thinking of City A, Zhou Shuai no longer complained, and bowed his head to help Mo Nian take it seriously Quilt corner.

Mo Nian has already come to his senses, before contacting his parents and leaving school, Zhou Shuai is his reliance for survival!Help him make the bed, help him line up for meals... If there is no laundry room downstairs, I probably have to wash his clothes for him.

"Let's go, get the books, I think school uniforms will be distributed today, Teacher Wang still has to say a few words."

"Again? This old guy is really more grumpy than my dad!"

Zhou Shuai was amused by Mo Nian, "If Mr. Wang knows that you call him an old guy, he will probably die of anger."

"That's really thankful, let him know quickly!" Mo Nian felt that he and a creature like his teacher were absolutely mutually exclusive, and he had never met anyone who got along well with him.

Because Wang Ying was not familiar with everyone, and the seats were not rearranged, when all the students arrived, he walked down from the podium, stood by the window, and started the final study mobilization.

"Classes will begin tomorrow! I don't care where you studied in junior high school, what honors you had or what disasters you got into, but from tomorrow onwards, forget all about it. From now on, you will be members of Class One and One, yes Internally you want to be an excellent group, externally, you are the face of Class [-] and Class [-]! Got it!"

The students enthusiastically agreed to know, and then, Wang Ying's sharp eyes fell on Mo Nian: "Mo Nian, I will accommodate you for a few more days, and if I see your long hair again next Monday, you will hold it for me at the sports meeting." Class card to go!"

After hearing Wang Ying's words, many students turned their heads to look at Mo Nian, and then smiled softly. Mo Nian clenched his fists angrily, trying to restrain himself from erupting. He turned his head and looked out the window, pretending to be deaf to Wang Ying's words.

"Wei Dongchen, you are temporarily acting as monitor."

Next, Wang Ying explained the school system, such as that no one is allowed to stay in the dormitory during class hours, you can leave school only on Sundays, the lights are turned off at 09:30 in the evening, and self-study starts at 06:30 in the morning, etc.Mo Nian didn't listen carefully, anyway Zhou Shuai reminded him.

On the last night without self-study, they returned to the dormitory with new books and school uniforms.Everyone is not very interested in books. The first thing to do when you arrive in the dormitory is to take out the school uniform and try it on.

The school uniform of the No. [-] Middle School continues the tradition. The dark blue sportswear is decorated with only a white line on the chest and sleeves. The No. [-] Middle School logo is printed on the white line in light blue. The whole set of clothes is quite satisfactory.

"Oh, let me go. I thought our junior high school uniform was ugly enough. It's really eye-opening. There is no ugliest, only uglier!" Mo Nian tried on the size and quickly took off the school uniform.

"Haha, school uniforms are all like this. I think it's okay, at least the dark color is more resistant to dirt." Zhou Shuai is a bit fat, and the dark clothes don't make him look thin, but he looks like whole wheat bread.

Mo Nian thought of it and said, "Shuai Zhou, you look like whole wheat bread in school uniform! Come on, I'll call you Baozi from now on, that's kind."

Zhou Shuai gave Mo Nian a resentful blank look: "You think everyone is a clothes hanger like you, and I'm just this ugly?"

Mo Nian was overjoyed when he was praised, stretched out his arm and put it on Zhou Shuai's shoulder, and smiled brightly: "Well, from now on, you will be my Mo Nian's bun, and I will cover you. Don't go downstairs and line up to fight. It's on the phone, we use my mobile phone together."

No. [-] Middle School does not allow students to bring mobile phones. Everyone has to line up downstairs in the dormitory to use the public phone to talk to family and friends.And at that time, not every family could equip students with mobile phones, and there were even a few people like Mo Nian who used the latest color-screen mobile phones.

"It's pretty much the same, I'm serving you for nothing!" With Mo Nian's approval, Zhou Shuai accepted the nickname Baozi calmly, and called home with Mo Nian's mobile phone.

"Mo Nian, uh, can I borrow your phone?" At this moment, a boy next to him asked cautiously.Mo Nian saw that it was Zhang Yu who had been teased by him before.

"Use it." Mo Nian is not a narrow-minded person.That day, he was just looking for someone to vent his anger when he was upset. In the whole dormitory, he only looked at Wei Dongchen as disliked. Thinking of Wei Dongchen, Mo Nian casually glanced at his bed. Wei Dongchen hadn't returned to the dormitory yet.

"Mo Nian, can you borrow it from me and use it too? I haven't gotten a number on the downstairs phone for three days!" another boy said.

"Use it. Anyone who wants to use it can use it. You don't need to tell me one by one." If Mo Nian has any advantages, the only thing left is generosity.

So, everyone in the dormitory, except Wei Dongchen, used Mo Nian's mobile phone to make a call, and when the mobile phone returned to Mo Nian, it was already prompted to charge.Mo Nian began to scratch at the head and foot of the bed.

"Master Mo, what are you looking for?" Zhou Shuai was curious.

"Power supply, the phone and Nintendo are dead."

"Mo Nian, there is no power supply in the bedroom."

"What? Fuck me!" Hearing the bad news, Mo Nian lifted his body abruptly, and his head hit the upper bed with a bang.

hehe.Mo Nian bumped into it, but someone behind him laughed.

"Laughing fart!" Because there was no power supply, Mo Nian started to feel upset again, and now that he was being laughed at and bumped his head, he became even angrier.He looked up, aha!It turned out to be Wei Dongchen!

"Why don't you let others laugh when you're stupid?" Wei Dongchen usually spoke very little, and he was polite when talking to everyone, but he acted as if he had a grudge against Mo Nian.

"Wei Dongchen, you deserve a beating!" Mo Nian's fiery temper was on the line, he stood up abruptly, confronting Wei Dongchen's nose-to-nose.

"Two handsome guys, put the fire away!" Seeing this, Zhou Shuai hurriedly pushed Mo Nian away. Mo Nian and Wei Dongchen's incompatible posture made him, a peacemaker, exhausted, and he was looking forward to the day when the two would simply Forget it!Save the atmosphere in the dormitory to be disturbed by them at every turn.

"Yeah, let's put out the fire. Let's talk about our birthday? I see that other dormitories are arranged in different sizes, so let's do the same?" Zhao Peng, who was opposite, changed the subject.

Everyone agreed, and broke out about their own birthdays one after another. Mo Nian gave Wei Dongchen a hard look, and joined everyone's topic.

After queuing for a long time, the result surprised Mo Nian, Wei Dongchen's awesome conduct was actually one year younger than himself!He was ranked fifth, but Zhou Shuai had no suspense, he was the biggest in the dormitory.Then everyone chattered all over the place again, and then went to bed one after another.

It's time for class!

Accompanied by the sound of the bugle in the military camp, Mo Nian got up in a daze, went to eat, then sat in the classroom, and fell headfirst on the desk.

"Mo Nian, don't sleep, I've already studied by myself," Zhou Shuai reminded.

Mo Nian didn't move at all, and the voice came around a corner: "I didn't get up so early in the third grade of junior high school!" It was still eight o'clock for the military training!

"Then you go to sleep, Lao Wang will come later, see if you are not happy to call your name, don't blame me for not reminding you." Lao Wang was the nickname they gave Wang Ying to Wang Ying when they were lying down yesterday.

"Ah! Let me die!" Mo Nian wailed softly.

There are four classes in the morning, with an inter-class exercise in between, and school ends at 11:40 noon.Classes start at 04:30 p.m., school ends at [-]:[-], and evening self-study starts at [-]:[-] p.m. until [-]:[-] p.m.As long as I stay up for three more days, I can go out on Sunday.

Mo Nian is easy to deal with in class. A set of sitting and sleeping exercises he practiced in junior high school allowed him to spend 45 minutes without knowing it. After class, he went out to relax and the daze passed.What bothered him was that he couldn't find a place to smoke.

Before he came, he secretly brought a Zhonghua, but he couldn't find a place to smoke it after three days of military training, and now he was sitting in the classroom all day long, and he always wanted to get one.So before get out of class was over, he asked Zhou Shuai in a low voice, "Baozi, do you know where you can smoke in this building?"

Zhou Shuai thought for a while: "Toilet?"

"Damn!" Mo Nian scolded: "There are too many people, they are all smoking in the fucking toilet, maybe one day they will be taken away by one pot."

"Then don't smoke!" Zhou Shuai doesn't smoke, and he can't understand why some people like to smoke.

"No, I used to be so pretentious that I can't quit. Help me think about it." Mo Nian seemed to think that Zhou Shuai knew everything.

"I know there's an art room on the top floor. There's usually no one there. The entrance is rather big, and you can smoke there with the window open." Zhou Shuai also found such a place by accident.

"Haha, I know Baozi and you know everything!"

After class, Mo Nian rushed out of the classroom immediately and went upstairs.Sure enough, as Zhou Shuai said, the lobby on the top floor was empty, and only one classroom was locked. Mo Nian found a window and opened it, and smoked comfortably.

The smoking place was solved, and Mo Nian felt that life was not so difficult at last.He saw that many classmates wrote letters to friends in the past. Because he has a mobile phone, it is much more convenient than others, but now the mobile phone is out of battery, and his second uncle told him during the military training that his grandfather was not at home on weekends, and his second uncle was on a business trip. The desire to go to his grandfather's house to charge his batteries on weekends was shattered, and he could only rely on his own CD player and the Nintendo with the battery replaced during school days.

It's Saturday in a blink of an eye.After SARS, No. [-] Middle School started the tradition of cleaning in the last self-study class every Saturday.The students move the tables and chairs out of the classroom in batches, pour washing powder, disinfectant and water on the floor, and scrub with a broom. The rest of the place, such as walls, windows, blackboards, etc., are wiped clean with a rag.

"Baozi, what do you want me to do?" Old Wang appointed Zhou Shuai as the labor committee, and Zhou Shuai arranged all the cleaning matters.

"You? Find a place to play by yourself." A person who can't even take care of himself can be counted as hopeless.

"Decree!" Mo Nian smiled as he watched everyone busy, his eyes suddenly fell on the TV hanging from the ceiling next to the blackboard.

"Can we watch TV?" Although the TV is a bit old, it is better than nothing.

"I can't see it, there is no comparison route."

The negative answer made Mo Nian not only not disappointed, but also made him happier.I can't watch the TV, so he has to requisition the socket on the wall!He plugged in the phone without hesitation, um, it's perfect now.

"The power supply in the classroom cannot be used privately." The cold warning broke Mo Nian's good mood, and he frowned at Wei Dongchen who hated him.

"Why are you everywhere?!" Mo Nian thought he kept a distance from Wei Dongchen, and the friction between the two was always provoked by Wei Dongchen.

This time Wei Dongchen didn't say much, shrugged and left.Mo Nian clicked his tongue twice, greeted Zhou Shuai, and went upstairs to smoke.

The front of the school teaching building is a large playground, the left side is the stone road out of the school gate, the right side is the junior high school of No. [-] Middle School, and the right side behind the teaching building is various dormitory buildings, and directly behind is a primitive grove, and the cafeteria is behind the grove .After Mo Nian finished smoking, he went to the grove for a stroll. It was almost time before returning to class.

"Huh? Where's my cell phone!" Mo Nian went back to the classroom to get the cell phone, but the cell phone that was originally charged had disappeared!The classmate was moving tables and chairs. He found Wei Dongchen angrily, and asked, "Where is my phone?"

Wei Dongchen shook his head coldly: "How do I know?"

"Fifth, where are you going? Old Wang is looking for you. He came to class just now and confiscated your mobile phone. Let you go to his office." Zhao Peng said.Ever since the dormitories were arranged in different sizes, Mo Nian's title has become the fifth child.

Only then did Mo Nian realize that he had misunderstood Wei Dongchen, and turned around in embarrassment and went to Lao Wang's office.

"Teacher, I'm here to ask for a mobile phone." After entering the office, Mo Nian directly expressed his intention of coming. This was the first time he had a private chat with the head teacher.He has to give the teacher a blow.

"Well, I know." After Wang Ying finished speaking, she took a sip of water from a big teacup and said slowly, "Mo Nian, mobile phones are not allowed in school."

"Teacher, I will send it home on weekends and not bring it back." Mo Nian said the lie clearly.

"Your mobile phone is quite new. It has been confiscated. Don't be convinced!" Unexpectedly, Wang Ying spoke more straightforwardly than him. Hearing Wang Ying's voice, he felt embarrassed to continue making up nonsense for a while.

"Mo Nian, your grades in the high school entrance examination are not high!" Wang Ying was talking to him, swaying with Erlang's legs crossed, with a half-smile expression, which made Mo Nian always feel like a person.

"Ah, not good." Mo Nian knew that he was not good at studying.

"For the mid-term exam, only 40 students are left in the Hongzhi class, 40 before the school year. Do you think you can stay?"

"I can't stay." Mo Nian thought to himself, even if I pass the exam in the top 40 of the school year, I don't want to stay!

"How about it, Mo Nian. I think you are a good kid. Let's make an agreement. As long as you can pass the top 40 in our class, I will let you stay in class one and return your phone. What? Sample?"

"Ah?" Mo Nian wondered, how could this be so similar to the way my mother rewarded 100 yuan for the [-]-point test when I was a child? "Teacher, I will study hard. Please return the phone to me first, okay? I promise I won't bring it with me in the future." The purpose of his trip is to ask for the phone!

"Okay, why not. I'll call your parents in a while and ask them to come and take the phone back."

"Don't, teacher!" Mo Nian quickly stopped him. He was often called a parent before, but it was at his own home, and his parents couldn't do anything about him. Now the contact information that his mother left for the school is from his grandfather's. Grandpa knows, so he can't beat him to death!

"Oh, then go back and study hard!" Wang Ying waved her hand and ignored him.

In the first round, it was a disastrous defeat.Mo Nian went back to class dejectedly.

"You don't want to come back?" Zhou Shuai was reading in his seat, and he guessed it when he saw Mo Nian's appearance.

"For the time being, it looks like this." Mo Nian was still unconvinced, he firmly refused to admit the fact that he had lost his sovereignty.

"I said it earlier." Wei Dongchen in front suddenly turned around and said mockingly.

"Wei Dongchen!" Is there something wrong with you?Why are you always targeting me!

Mo Nian lay down on the table, covered her head with her school uniform, and closed her eyes to sleep.This crappy school, crappy teacher, plus Wei Dongchen, it really makes people angry!

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