Seriously talk about a relationship

(This is a plot that I've been wanting to write for a long time but couldn't find a place for it to intersect. In this case, let's come to a small theater! The preset time is Xia Zihao's second return from the United States~)

(1) gift

This was the morning after Xia Zihao "stealed" his passport from his home in the United States and returned to China. He said to Lan Bin who was about to lie back on the sofa and read a book: "I brought you a gift."

Gift?

Thinking of the surprise that Xia Zihao brought back from the United States last time, Lan Bin's eyes almost lit up: "Where is it?"

"Bedroom, my suitcase."

Jumping up, Lan Binxing hurried to the bedroom, opened Xia Zihao's suitcase, and took a look...

Xia Zihao put his head on Lan Bin's shoulder: "How about it, isn't it good?"

Tremblingly picking up one of the small bottles that filled the entire suitcase, Lan Bin was so angry that he couldn't speak clearly: "You...you...you brought this thing? And a whole case?"

Xia Zihao glanced at him: "Isn't it because you are asking too much? There are many fakes in the country. Since I went to the original factory, I don't bring more, how can I get a plane ticket?" He whispered in his ear, "What, last night... "

Lan Bin threw the thing at Xia Zihao with a "whoosh", but he dodged it.

The thing flew and flew, and fell to the ground. The huge "KY" almost blinded Lan Bin's eyes.

Is that man's face made of human skin? ! ! !

(2) Life lies in movement

Lan Bin didn't like to move.

The last time I went to the beach, Xia Zihao wanted to throw him into the swimming pool, but he found an excuse to slip away.However, ahem, the reason is still on someone, so Xia Zihao let him go in a good mood.

But after the two lived in a semi-cohabiting state, Xia Zihao discovered that Lan Bin was really lazy.

Although everyone knows that people like to read books, it’s not like reading during breaks, during class and self-study, during meals, or even while walking, right?Is there nothing else to do besides reading?

In the end, Xia Zihao dragged him to the gym.

Sure enough, a certain person who was reluctant to be pulled into the gym went straight to the treadmill as soon as he came in. Looking at the speed he set, it was almost like a child walking.

Grabbing the book in his hand, Xia Zihao said contemptuously: "Lan Bin, can you be a little bit self-motivated? If you move too much, you will die!"

Lan Bin expressionless: "Yes!"

"..."

But Xia Zihao had a lot of time with him, the gym today, the basketball court tomorrow.Refuse to go?You have to drag it, what strength is there in that small body!

Poor Lan Bin, after three days, he has exercised more than a year.

Lying in bed at night, Lan Bin didn't want to move anymore.

I have to think of a way, if this goes on like this, I will definitely be beaten to death by him.

After coming out of the shower, Xia Zihao saw someone lying on his side on the bed with big thorns, his hands and feet wrapped around the quilt, the hem of his white T-shirt was raised up to his abdomen, and his bare skin conspicuously irritated anyone who saw it.

His eyes darkened, Xia Zihao walked to the side of the bed, sat down, leaned over, kissed behind his ear, and stuck his hand into his clothes.

"Um……"

Lan Bin was already used to this kind of stroking, and before he had time to think about how to react, his body had automatically leaned towards the person behind him.

Xia Zihao was very satisfied with his unconscious behavior, and pressed his whole body on him, wanting to give him more thorough love.

but……

"It hurts..." Lan Bin twisted his body, trying to avoid Xia Zihao.

Xia Zihao put his hands on both sides of his ears, looked at him from top to bottom: "What's wrong?"

Lan Bin said pitifully: "It hurts, don't press me down, go away."

go away?go away now?

Lan Bin didn't care what Xia Zihao's mood was, and rolled to the other side by himself: "I've been dragged around by you for the past few days, I'm exhausted, so I don't have the energy to accompany you."

Xia Zihao glared at him viciously: "Don't think I'll let you go by using this as a shield, you're so lazy, if you don't move around, even a child can trip you up in the future!"

Lan Bin snorted twice: "Really? Then you can sleep by yourself. My body hurts. I need to rest well, bye."

As he said that, Lan Bin got up with "difficulty", walked to the door with "difficulty", and then left with "difficulty".

Xia Zihao endured and endured, gritted his teeth and gnashed his teeth, and finally got up with a "huh", walked to the guest room, and resisted him back to the room.

Lan Bin yelled: "Hey, I'm not feeling well, put me down, you beast!"

Throwing him back on the bed, and hugging him, Xia Zihao whispered in his ear: "Sleep! Move again, I'll kill you!"

Lan Bin was obedient and did not move.

Hmph, make you crazy, don't think I can't cure you.

Two days later, when Lan Bin finally didn't have to be dragged to exercise anymore, he was sitting on the sofa happily reading a book, Xia Zihao walked over, pinned him down, ignored Lan Bin's clamoring, and said, "I'll give you time I'm resting," and he ate and wiped Lan Bin clean.

In the middle of the night, Xia Zihao fell asleep contentedly, while Lan Bin beat his chest and stamped his feet under the quilt.

Damn it, why did I forget that this beast holds more grudges than me!

(3) eat

At noon that day, when it was time for lunch, Xia Zihao was too lazy to go out to eat, remembering Wu Hongzhi said that Lan Bin lived with him during his trip to the United States, and even went to the supermarket to buy things, and he was in a daze for a week.In this case, why not try your lover's handicraft today.

Pushing Lan Bin, who was happily reading, Xia Zihao said, "Hey, I'm hungry, let's cook."

Lan Bin was a little silly: "Huh?"

"Ah what, let's go cook, I'm hungry."

"Just go out and eat."

"Do you want to die? Just go if you are told."

Lan Bin closed the book and asked cautiously, "You want me to cook for you."

"Correct."

Standing up, Lan Bin walked to the kitchen: "I see."

Xia Zihao asked from behind: "You don't need to go shopping?"

Without looking back, Lan Bin said, "No need, I still have leftovers from the last purchase."

What's left?He has been in the nest for so long, and there is still left?How lazy is it to be able to buy such a long time of stored grain at one time?

Xia Zihao sat in the living room, watching TV boredly.Half an hour later, Xia Zihao noticed that there was no movement in the kitchen, so he walked over worriedly, and saw that guy was reading a book? !

"Are you sick? Are you reading a book when I ask you to cook?"

Lan Bin raised his head blankly and asked, "What time is it?"

"It's been half an hour, don't tell me you've been reading and not cooking."

Upon hearing this, Lan Bin stood up immediately: "The meal is ready."

it is done?

Lan Bin took out the rice cooker, took out two bowls and two spoons of soup, and sat down: "Okay, it's time to eat."

He turned on the rice cooker with a blank expression, and there was white porridge inside.

Xia Zihao asked: "That's it?"

Seeing the ugly face of the person opposite, Lan Bin got up again and came back with a bottle of soy sauce: "If you are not used to it, add some more."

Xia Zihao turned around and left.

No wonder he's so lazy and so skinny, it's no wonder he doesn't lose weight just eating this!