[Gintama] Dominate the universe

Master couldn't help laughing at the expression on his face.

So he doesn't like Mecca, he is too stupid, so stupid that people want to bully him, but the other party can't even feel that you are bullying him, or doesn't respond, which is really depressing.

"Smile so sinister..."

Xiao Hexi's murmur made the smile on Master's lips brighter.

Bullying people, of course, only those who can resist will have a sense of accomplishment.

The master put down the newspaper, and said in a sweet voice, "Apprentice, let's start today's fighting training." After that, he picked up An Gang, who has been with him for several years, and started a new round of ravaging children.

On the newspaper on the table, the huge headlines and the photo of the young prince are particularly eye-catching.

It is indeed an exciting event that the king's younger brother will represent the Kingdom of Doyle in economic diplomacy.It was only the reverse side of the newspaper that was suppressed. The king passed the deliberations of the elders and eliminated the elders of the long table meeting.

At this time, in the Kingdom of Doyle, the dark tide was surging.

The author has something to say: I finally have time to type up the side story I wrote early in the morning... Please wait for my next monthly vacation QAQ

☆、[Master's Vision] The two brothers go down

07.

"Are you sure you must do this?"

"something wrong?"

"Let's not talk about your son, your younger brother..."

"Your Excellency the Duke."

The black-haired young man interrupted his unfinished words, raised his glass with his right hand, and announced arrogantly: "This is the most perfect ending."

08.

The king has cut the elders of the Long Table again.

The young master of the Peitang family seems to have been imprisoned in a large prison for offending the king.

Taxes have increased recently, what is the king thinking!

The young master of the Mu Lin family has been missing for so many years, the Peitang family has been sent to prison, and only the Tai family is left among the three major families.

The King wants to dissolve the Long Table Council! !

Who will appeal the opinions of our civilians!

be opposed to! !Restore the Long Table Council! ! !

hateful!

……

More and more voices against the king sounded, and resistance movements occurred frequently, but they were all suppressed by armed forces, which also caused greater contradictions.

Let's overthrow the king! !

Who will lead?

Great Prison of the West!Master Peitang is there! !

The Peitang family is the founding hero, the king must listen!

……

In the following year, the Great Western Prison rebelled, and the prisoner Peton Figge won the control of the prison, and the Kingdom of Doyle lost control of the Western Great Prison.

The anti-government elements incited the people to get in touch with the large prison in the west and form an anti-government alliance.

Another year, the Wangcheng defense line was completed, which took 10 years and cost countless money.

In the spring of another year, the anti-government alliance officially declared war on the Kingdom of Doyle.

The Millennium Doyle Kingdom fell into a deeper conspiracy vortex.

In the palace of the king's city, Yaze stood in front of the huge floor-to-ceiling windows, his smoky gray eyes looked down on his king's city, his territory, and his people coldly through this transparent barrier.

Ten years of kingship, the arrogance and elegance of the royal family, the cruelty and wisdom of the superior have been integrated into his flesh and blood, and penetrated into his bone marrow. He coexists with the glory of the royal family!

"Your Majesty." Selinya, who is the queen, walked lightly, with a graceful posture.

"Queen, do you know the history of my Kingdom of Doyle?" Yaze asked softly, his soot eyes quietly looking into the distance, as if staring at the past, "The great founding ancestor ascended to the throne with the assistance of three outstanding heroes , began the great Doyle's glory, and the three heroes were given the surnames Peitang, Mulin and Tai respectively."

The queen lowered her eyes, and continued: "The Mulin family has been the royal family's teachers for generations, and it is their duty to teach the royal family's children; the Tai family is the historian, and it is their duty to record the royal family fairly; Tang is headed to form a long table council to assist the king, the Tai family is a historian and cannot join the elders, and the Mulin family is the royal teacher, teaching the royal children not to join the elders when they are kings."

Yaze smiled and said, "The queen is really powerful, how do you think you will break the game? It's almost dead."

The queen raised her hand to cover her slightly raised mouth, and smiled without saying a word.

Silence spread in the chamber, and the quiet space was incompatible with the firelight outside the window.

"Selinya," Yaze said again, his cynical tone made Selinya cover her mouth and chuckle, "Do you regret following me?"

The queen stared sideways at her husband, "I have never regretted it."

Yaze provoked an evil arc, sideways held his wife's white catkin and kissed it lightly on his lips, his eyes were full of self-confidence and tender affection that disregarded everything,

"Would you like to go to the underworld with me tomorrow?"

In the spring, the anti-government alliance broke through the defense line of Wangcheng, and the king was defeated; King Yaze and Queen Selinya committed suicide in Wangcheng's meeting hall.

In summer, the anti-government alliance occupied the royal city, and the internal division began to split due to different political opinions; Princess Yi Tesha was protected by the king's guard Nag and lived in the high tower of the royal city; Prince Yi Texi disappeared; Prince Mecca's contact was cut off for nearly half a year unknown.

The glorious history of Doyle Kingdom came to an end.

09.

It was the second day that the news of Yaze and Selinya's suicide reached the West Prison.

That day, the master sat on the wicker chair with his legs crossed, looking straight at his only disciple with a pair of peach blossom eyes, "Yaze and Selinya are dead, your uncle is missing, and your sister is imprisoned."

The black-haired boy held the book indifferently, "Not yet."

"Why not sad?"

"Because I am the child of my father."

The master clapped his hands and praised, "That's a good answer. If you don't get my ideal answer, you should probably follow your father."

"You really think so?" Xiao Hexi tilted her head, confirming her master's sincerity.

The young man in white curled his lips and chuckled, his voice was rare and gentle, "I will do what I say."

He promised Yaze to help him complete the plan, he also promised to help him take care of his son, and he also promised to help him train his son.

The children of the royal family who can't take on important responsibilities are waste, and the waste should be dealt with as soon as possible.

Nobles are loyal to the royal family and also have the obligation to advise the royal family.

He is very happy, the monarch he is loyal to is Ya Ze.

"Now, pick up the dagger and go out and be ravaged by me obediently!"

One year later, Kamui, the son of Xinghai Fangzhu, was abandoned by his master Yewang Fengxian on the famous anarchic star in the universe-Rilig.

In February of the same year, the two future heads met.

Two years later, Master disappeared; in the same month, Shenwei left Ruilig.

In March of the same year, Nag, the former guard of the king, protested against the unfair treatment of the former princess Yi Tesha by Feige, the current owner of the royal city, which aroused public outrage.

In April of the same year, the former prince Yi Texi killed Feige and liberated the royal city.

In May of the same year, the two Highnesses rejected the request of the former Presbyterian Church to restore the monarchy of the Doyle Kingdom, and at the same time gave up the right to inherit the royal city.In addition, the prince changed his name to Hexi.

In June of the same year, Hexi established Lei Guang, a mercenary group, and established Ruilige as the first base.

"Hmm, apprentice did a good job."

The young man in white clothes all the year round put on convenient trousers and shirts, and his shoulder-length hair was tied into a ponytail, becoming chic and handsome.The red knife An Gang had brought with him before had been given to his apprentice as a teacher's gift, and the dagger made of meteorite was left with him.

"Don't worry about the little apprentice, now it's the little idiot's turn to play with emotions." The master sighed helplessly, "Ahhh...you two brothers are really troublesome, especially Yaze is the most troublesome."

10.

Thirteen years later, Ruilige Star, the residence of the Duke of Mullin.

When the master returned to his long-lost home, there were already guests in the hall to welcome him.

The master squinted his eyes and looked at the uninvited guest in front of him with a bad expression. The little butcher theater in his mind had already begun.

The person who came was an old man with gray hair on his temples. He stood up slowly, looked at Master with burning eyes, and said, "Grand Duke Mu Lin, how is your Highness?"

The Little Butcher Theater was forced to stop, and the master nodded nonchalantly, "It's still alive and kicking."

"Really... Then, Lord Duke, His Majesty's plan has finally come to the final step. Should we invite Lord Hexi to visit the home planet?"

"Elder Teddy, that child is coming back, you'd better think about how to welcome him." Master smiled treacherously, "It must be very grand."

"clear."

[Master? ] My apprentice's slightly hoarse voice came from the communicator, as if it had been a lifetime ago.The master sighed a little: "Did you just have sex? As your teacher, I suggest to have sex in moderation."

[... That's not called love, that's called rape.I'm not going to do something as bad as rape. ]

The master understood his apprentice's arrogance very well, so he teased: "Red-haired rabbit? Are your skills good?"

[... I will never be as attractive as Master when you lie on the bed with your legs spread out. ]

"Nonsense, I'm your master." The master said it as a matter of course.

[......]

In terms of shamelessness, a disciple is never as good as a master.

"I don't care about your personal grievances, come back now!"

[On the way back. ]

Mecca walked steadily and moved forward slowly.The simple and solemn gate in front of him was stained with the rust of time, and it was different from the impression in his mind.Mecca smiled wryly, "This place has changed."

He pushed open the door, and what came into view was the throne high above.In my memory, the bohemian black-haired man leaned on the throne and greeted him with an awkward posture; in reality, the cold throne stood alone on a high place.

"Brother Wang, I'm back."

Come back, realize what you said before I left.

Mecca, who was immersed in his own thoughts, did not see the murderous sharp silver light outside the door, nor did he see the flashing black shadow extinguishing the silver light.

"Elder Teddy, please go and prepare torture tools." The master looked down at the killer with frightened eyes under his feet with disdain, "Is your master surnamed Peitang finally unable to wait? Want to repeat the farce of thousands of years ago?"

"Do not make jokes."

11.

"Oh Mecca, long time no see."

The master said white clothes as before, and his long black hair was tied behind his head.Charming peach blossom eyes, straight nose, rosy lips, an appearance that makes men and women all over the planet crazy.

It's been a long time... Maijia smiled, as handsome and gentle as before.Then he drew out his saber with a serious expression on his face.

"Your Excellency, please fight with me."

The master looked at Mecca's serious and solemn face, and the evil villain in his heart urged him to grab the man in front of him and give him a hard training.

I really don't know how to live or die, I have worked so hard to find him for so many years.Now he ran back inexplicably without saying a word, and

Let Peitang's remnant party use their reputation to dominate! !

Has the dignity of the royal family been eaten by dogs! !Although he never took it seriously.

Did his IQ die with his brother? !This idiot brother is absolutely possible!

Master suppressed bad negative emotions and stepped on the high-altitude connection bridge named "Crystal Bridge" by Yaze.Under the feet are apprentices who file in. It is estimated that the little apprentice broke the first layer of defense of the defense device.

Thinking of my self-willed apprentice who strongly demanded to fight against Shenwei after breaking the first layer of defense, he had an arrogant and stubborn expression of "I won't do it if you don't agree".The young man in white lamented, scolding that the men in the Doyle family were not good people.

For the great plan of cutting weeds and eradicating roots, the young man in white nodded helplessly.

"What a bastard!" Master muttered in a low voice, and casually tossed the dagger he had been carrying with him to the two-black man who was hurrying behind him, and added, "Give it to Hexi."

Then he walked towards the idiot in front of him.

Hexi, who was sitting on the underground platform waiting for rescue, used his mobile phone to hack a certain camera that only focused on the "Crystal Bridge" according to the instructions of the phantom father. Such a thoughtful setting made one wonder if this was premeditated.

"On purpose?" He Xi looked up at the phantom that was disappearing.

"It's your master and uncle's favorite place there." Phantom said softly, then smiled lazily, "Who knows, I just followed orders."

He Xi was silent for a while, and asked, "Why is it so troublesome? If it's the father, this plan doesn't need to be so troublesome."

"Hmm... I don't know if you ask me." Phantom shrugged, "On the one hand, it may be because the influence of the Peitang family has penetrated deeply in the millennium. Overthrow, their power can be imagined. By the way, this is what Elder Teddy has been yelling at me in recent years."

...It turns out that you can talk to people.

"On the one hand, sometimes, some things take time to digest. Ah, this is what was recorded in the instructions at the beginning."

He Xi was silent for a moment, then sighed: "Respect my great and wise father, although his character is very bad."

12.

"You idiot! Why come back!"

Master's vermilion lips parted lightly, scolding as soon as he opened his mouth.He stretched out his hands to gather the hair on his temples that was blown away by the high-altitude wind. Standing in the center of the "Crystal Bridge", he seemed to be suspended in the air, and there was a breathtaking scenery under his feet.

"Come here, if you don't clean up, you will insult my family's title of 'Royal Teacher'."

The master pointed arrogantly at the heirs of the second royal family of Rui Ligewei, his clothes fluttered, arrogant and charming.

"Your majesty remains the same as before." Mecca smiled lightly, but did not move, "Royal teacher... Brother Wang, didn't he decide to overthrow the Kingdom of Doyle and establish a republic a long time ago?"

Master narrowed his eyes, "Where did you know that?"

"Brother Wang's letter from 3 years ago." Mecca smiled slightly.

"Your reaction is against our plan?" Master smiled and mocked, "Do you hate us? I won't tell you anything."

The cold wind at the high altitude is really refreshing.

The black-haired young man standing on the opposite side of the bridge shook his head, "If I object, I don't have to come back. You... need an excuse, an excuse to get rid of Peitang's family."

"Eh……"

Master was taken aback for a rare moment.

Mecca blinked with an innocent look on his face, "How did Brother Wang write the letter? If Rui Lige still hasn't changed within 3 years, let me go back to China, so..."

Yazador you bastard! ! ! ! ! !

What you say to everyone is different ahhhhhhh! ! !

Master paced back and forth violently, raising his hand to stop Michael's movement, "You let me calm down first, Yazawa, you must die!!!

"That..." Maijia was a little helpless, "So, I want to say goodbye to my husband now, and I will never see Relig again. Before I leave, I still want to fight with my husband..."

"leave?!"

The master stared fiercely at Mecca, "I have been looking for you for so many years and you actually said you want to leave!!"

"Uh... sir, your wording..."

"Are you kidding! I have been fooled by you two brothers for the first half of my life, and I want to leave after playing!!"

"That gentleman..."

"Besides, your brother Wang has already thrown you to me, you want to leave without my consent and you want to die!"

"Eh, throw...?"

After some venting, the master crossed his arms and announced expressionlessly: "Prince Mecca listens to the order. According to His Majesty Yaze's will, you will be taught by the royal teacher, the Grand Duke Hughes Mullin, above!"

Mecca, who couldn't keep up with the situation, was stunned, "That is to say..."

The master raised a charming smile, "My dear student, aren't you called a teacher?"

13.

King Yaze ruled for 10 years.

In the first year of his ascension, he ordered Teddy, the second son expelled by the historian Tai's family, to join the Presbyterian Church, breaking the political dominance of the Peitang family.Mullin's eldest son, Hughes, disappeared and announced the construction of the defense line of the royal city.

Two years after ascending the throne, the queen gave birth to Prince Yi Texi.

After three years on the throne, the queen gave birth to Princess Yi Tesha.

Seven years after he ascended the throne, Mu Lin's eldest son came back and was imprisoned in the Great Western Prison for violating the law. In fact, he monitored Peitang's eldest son, Feige, who was also thrown into the Western Prison.In the same year, Prince Yi Texi disappeared.

After 9 years on the throne, Prince Mecca conducts interstellar diplomacy.The prince has been studying with the royal tutor Hughes Mulling for 2 years.

After 10 years on the throne, the anti-government alliance broke through the defense line of the royal city...

Yaze stood in front of the throne, wearing a gold-rimmed black robe, and the lion woven by dark red silk thread was lifelike, like a living creature, proudly looking down on the ants under his feet.

The aloof king looked down on the members of the Peitang family hiding in the crowd, and Feige, the leader, even taunted him crazily.

"What an incompetent person." Yaze laughed softly, turned around and ignored Feige who was barking at his feet, and walked back to his throne leisurely, took the queen's hands and kissed tenderly, "My queen, let you wait a long time waited."

"No, Your Majesty."

King Yaze had been in power for 10 years, and he and Queen Selia committed suicide in the meeting hall of the king's city, which was recorded in the history book "The Chronicle of Doyle".

The big picture is set!

The author has something to say: Lao... I finally finished writing. There were so many changes from the manuscript version to the electronic version that I hid my face. A lot of brain cells died...

Diarrhea is fine, it's time to go to bed...

Children who want meat, please find your email address, the email address is on the home page...

If you are free tomorrow, there should be a small episode - to commemorate my resentment about having my phone stolen...

☆, I want to try the noble and glamorous flashback method

01.

The dust after the explosion filled the entire space. The black-haired boy with the red knife in his hand covered his nose with the back of his hand, but he still couldn't stop the pungent smell.

"It sucks...my heart is stuffy..."

He Xi covered her nose and mouth and slowly walked out of the smoke, breathing in a muffled voice.His head was drooping, and he couldn't lift his spirits at all.

This is his base camp, Lei Guang headquarters.

It's about to become part of the cosmic dust now.

"Ahh... It's so troublesome to live."

The black-haired boy turned a corner and walked into another passage.

"It's troublesome to deal with people..."

Stepping forward, the passage illuminated by the emergency lights looked inexplicably terrifying.

"Back then, I had a brain twitch to want to build Lei Guang..."

Tap-tap footsteps sounded, leisurely.

"But I'm very reluctant to give up now. It seems that I'm also a scumbag."

Walking to the end of the passage, the fingers with sharp bones danced flexibly on the operation panel, and the cumbersome protection system on the door in front of him opened one after another.

"You say yes, Lianxiao."

Behind the door is the yellow-haired Yetu boy who always has a cold face.

02.

The sun on the earth has always been very warm and dazzling, and the feeling of warmth to the heart has always been Hexi's favorite.Kabukicho in the daytime always reveals a lazy and simple atmosphere, and you can't see the charming and seductive posture in the dark night.

Daytime is also the time for Raikage to rest.But the strange thing is that the bedroom on the second floor, which has always been closed with black curtains, rarely opened the curtains, and a large swath of warm light poured into the bedroom, which was the first scene Lei Ying had seen.

The second floor is the bedroom of the boss behind Lei Ying, and this boss has always been known for being bored.

Now in the bedroom, the newly purchased large desk is placed in the shadow of the room. The owner of the bedroom, who has never liked the sun, crossed his hands and rested his elbows on the table, and had a video conversation with his most trusted secretary with a serious face.

"Dear, you understand why I've been reluctant to go back to Rilig. Not only because the king's father's plan is really cheating, but also because the nagging of the two grandparents, Elder Teddy and Probationary Taylor, is really outrageous. Forget it Taylor, he is just a poor man who has been tortured by his father since he was a child. Teddy, the old fox, is he worthy of being a general who follows his father? His harsh and modest words are really hard for him to turn vulgar words into elegance And a rich message of advice."

The black-haired boy took a deep breath, calmed down his excited mood and continued: "It's a good thing that Rilig successfully completed his father's plan this time... But, my dear secretary, who is far away on the other side of the vast universe Can you tell me what happened to the "Religa Republic's Armament Plan for the Next Five Years" printed with urgent information on my desk? What happened to the mountain of books piled up in my office? Why? I see files that don't belong to my regiment become part of the challenge of my desk? Did you know that the mountain of books in the office nearly buried me and forced me to create a new desk in the bedroom?"

At the end, the boy's voice was trembling, I don't know if it was because he was angry or because he was about to cry.

The blond secretary on the other side of the video, who had been silent for a long time, glanced at the boy lightly, and said, "You're done?"

"Hmm..." The boy was still struggling.

Secretary Xuete held a document in both hands with no expression on his face, and read the words clearly to the young man without omission, "Honorable Highness, you are the former prince of the Kingdom of Doyle and the general of the Republic of Rilig now. , should shoulder their own responsibilities, and focus on the overall situation. Now that the Republic has just been established, you still need your power to protect the germ left by His Majesty Yaze, so that Ruilig can be reborn, Elder Teddy sincerely advises."

"...What's going on with that bastard general?" The boy's tone seemed calm.

The secretary said solemnly: "In view of His Highness He Xi's protection of Ruilig for many years, he has shown heroism in the past few days. Therefore, the people of Ruilig unanimously elected His Highness He Xi as the general."

He Xi said in a deep voice: "Tell me, what is the success rate of assassinating that old bastard Teddy?"

"The success rate is 0." The secretary replied without hesitation.

"why?"

"Because I am on the side of the elders."

"..."

"By the way, I ordered all the things you just said."

"QAQ you don't love me..."

03.

Mr. Killer is very distressed now.

It is the unspoken rule of the killer world to collect money and kill people, and his father, who has always been loyal to the god of money and killers, is no exception.Therefore, he readily accepted the commission because the reward was very good.

But the target of this assassination is a bit strange.

He has been lurking for 7 days, and the guy who is about to be killed by him seems to know that someone is going to kill him, staying on the second floor of the newly opened bar all day long, and the black curtains are also closed all day long.But he is a patient killer, and he decides to bide his time.

Today, however, the God of Killer seems to have opened his eyes to his hard work. The black curtain that got in the way was finally pulled back, and the target happened to sit within the range of his sniper rifle.

The target in the sniper scope swung his pen in a bit of distress, and solved his work at an astonishing speed.

Industrial youth, it's a pity to offend enemies.

Mr. Killer sighed a little, the red dot of the sniper slowly climbed up the target's forehead, and the only thing left was to press the trigger...

At this moment, the target raised his head and stared straight ahead with a playful smile. The pure black pen with smooth lines was turning flexibly in his hand.Those smoky eyes seemed to be able to speak, and the mockery was undoubtedly revealed... No!

He is looking at me!

The killer broke out in a cold sweat suddenly, and his finger on the trigger trembled slightly.

calm!calm!There's no way he could have spotted me at such a distance.The killer suppressed the panic in his heart, tapped the trigger again with slightly trembling fingers, and the palpitation in his eyes disappeared, as if the moment just now was just an illusion.

The target lowered his head and swiped his pen again, with a troubled expression on his face.

Here we go! !Mr. Killer clicked the trigger without hesitation!

In the next second, it fell into darkness.

At this time, the little loli with dark blue hair appeared strangely beside Mr. Killer, stretched out his hand to poke the already limp and unconscious Mr. Killer and tilted his head viciously and said: "Oh yeah, I caught someone! The leader will definitely praise me!"

The bullets that pierced through the air roared, and were about to break through the glass and plunder the life of the target.

"boom……"

The transparent glass trembled slightly and let out a low hum.After shaking, the glass surface is still as smooth as new.

The man jumped down from the roof, bent down to pick up the bullet that died before it even made it out, and whistled frivolously, "The big price was worth it at the beginning. It is indeed the bulletproof glass used to configure the spaceship. It is enough solid."

04.

...I was exhausted from writing official documents all night...

↑Leader Hexi, whose HP was exhausted, said before his death.

So the dead leader skipped work and ran out early in the morning to look for food...

"Fuck, those bastards won't love them anymore if they don't even deliver their meals..." Head He Xi, who was so yelling, found a remote mobile noodle shop.

Lifting the cover, the black-haired boy raised his eyebrows unexpectedly, and a handsome boy in police uniform with silky hair was eating noodles while holding a communication phone.

"Understood. Boss, add some noodles and cook raw."

"Understood" the noodle shop owner was naughty.

"I know your size, what kind of noodles do you add, come here quickly!" A familiar roar came from the communication machine.

Su Fa, a young man in police uniform, is really an acquaintance...

He Xi walked up to the young man's side, and said with a lazy smile, "Mr. Zongyi, have you skipped work again?"

"What, it turned out to be Xiao Xizi, a profiteer, who skipped work and came out to play?" The boy Souwu who took the noodles from the noodle shop owner and completely ignored his boss's orders retorted sharply.

After calling for a meeting, He Xi lazily yawned, "I'm very busy. I've been struggling with documents for the past week, tax thief."

"Is that so, we are also very busy, and we are still tracking the rogues all night long."

"Why do I see you skipping work and eating noodles?"

"Because your eyes are covered with noodles."

"Hmph." He Xi took the noodles from the noodle shop owner and buried himself in eating.

After eating the noodles, Sougo Okita clapped his hands and stood up, "Okay, I'm going to trouble the nagging Hichikata-san. Boss, I'll pay him."

The speaker stretched out his finger and pointed to He Xi next to him.

He Xi bit her chopsticks and raised her eyebrows, "You blackmailed me when we first met?"

"You have too much money to spend, profiteer." Sougo Okita waved his hand coolly as he walked away while talking.

After eating one noodle, the handsome young man with hairless hair wore a ghostly trembling smile, and said to He Xi in a vicious manner, "I'll show you something very interesting."

As he spoke, Hijikata and Gintoki's conversation came from his communication machine.

Okita Sougo smiled ghostly, picked up the communication device and said, "That's not okay, Hijikata, you must kneel down on your hands and knees and beg others."

The next moment, "It's so noisy, after all, go and chase the prisoner!"

Hijikata Toshiro's violent voice came from the contact machine.

He Xi was silent, and then Guishou laughed.

"You're bad, but I like it."

After Okita Sougo learned the whole picture of the incident, He Xi couldn't help but slapped the table and laughed, "What... should I say that these two people are too destined?"

"Okay, we're going to catch up." Okita Sougo smiled lightly, "Otherwise, there will be no fun."

The wanderer left the rental house, and Tufang and Yinshi, whose hands were handcuffed together, followed behind with their gazes facing each other, causing all kinds of onlookers to watch.

Sufa, who was following behind secretly, picked up the communicator mischievously, and said, "You bastard, you bastard, asks for help and still drags you like this. You need to add 'Mr.' after your address, you bastard."

The black-haired boy behind him pounded the wall and laughed.

The barbarians came to a romantic western restaurant, He Xi and Okita Sougo turned up the voice of the contact machine, and watched the funny two from outside the western restaurant.

"How is this natural?!" Hijikata Toshiro complained about his incompetence.

Earthwork and Yinshi waltzed into the western restaurant, and Yinshi still had a rose in his mouth weirdly.

"Ah that, my setting is that because my parents are dancers, I will dance naturally when I hear music."

"The focus of nature is wrong."

The young Souwu who couldn't help complaining picked up the contact phone and said, "No, let's complain about why he has a rose in his mouth first."

"Where have you been looking at us since just now!"

Okita Sougo said that he has something more fun.

So, after eating Buffy with mayonnaise at Gintoki and drinking coffee with mayonnaise with Hijikata...

Sufa boy innocently said to the contact machine: "Tu Fang Sang, Tu Fang Sang."

"Well, what's the matter?" Hijikata, who had nothing to do at the moment, hummed sexyly.

"Suddenly remembered something I forgot to mention just now, the mayonnaise just now..."

"Hijikata-kun..." Gintoki, who was busy at this moment, said to Hijikata with a livid face.

Okita Sougo said in a very pure and innocent tone: "I accidentally put a laxative in it."

"I want to poop."

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, help, I'm dying of laughter!!!!!!!" He Xi, who had already entered the western restaurant, finally couldn't help laughing out loud, watching the two men rushing to the toilet with livid faces , There are all kinds of joy.

The handsome young man who was so dark in nature leisurely picked up the contact phone, and asked very (mei)conscientiously: "Tukata-san, boss of Wanshiwu, how are you all?"

Get their rare unanimous roar: "Stop being wordy!!!"

Okita Souwu, you annoying little goblin.

Really... well done! ! !

Head Hexi is already laughing...

The author has something to say:

☆、The night is always charming

01.

He Xi sat on the container, looking at the messy scene of the warehouse not far away, and the silver-haired young man arguing with the black-haired young man in front of the warehouse.

"It's really embarrassing." He Xi chuckled, "Long time no see, Yin Shi."

The farce finally came to an end with the tacit cooperation between Yinshi and Tufang. Hexi patted the dust off his body, stood up and looked at the silver-haired man leaving the pier.

Knowing that the boy Souwu would not be able to accompany her if he stayed to clean up the mess, Hexi jumped out of the container, thinking about where he should go for a stroll tonight.

Going to Yoshiwara?It's not good to be disturbed by those women from Baihua...

Go to Smile Bar?Is the place that Tatsuma Sakamoto introduced reliable...?It is said that Shin Hachikun's older sister works there...

He Xi has a headache, could it be possible to go to the Cowherd?I heard that Gao Tianyuan's first-class service is first-class, and he hasn't been to Cowherd for a long time...

"You little bastard, what the hell are you trying to do?"

A lazy and somewhat ruffian voice came from the front, and He Xi, who had just bowed her head in thought, couldn't help but smile.

He found out...

The black-haired boy raised his head, and the person in front of him was dressed in the setting sun, his embarrassed and funny appearance was ridiculous, but it had a touching aura.He Xi took a deep breath. Sure enough, it's been a long time since I saw him. How could he think this good-for-nothing uncle is handsome?

The smile on his face grew brighter.

"It's very dangerous to get close to me now. An unknown Mr. Assassin will jump out anytime and anywhere." He Xi tilted his head and smiled, his eyes narrowed slightly like a little cunning fox.

Yinshi smiled angrily, "Do you want to entrust our Wanshiwu to protect you? Our Wanshiwu is very powerful, especially Ah Yin, I am the best."

He Xi walked forward with a smile, "Aren't you afraid that I will frame you?"

The silver-haired man looked at He Xi who was approaching, stretched out his palm and ravaged his black hair, "I've been framed by you many times, you bastard."

The black-haired boy put his chicken coop head on his face expressionlessly, "My hair is polluted by your waste material virus, and it will become naturally curly."

"Natural curls are so cute! The silver mulberries with natural curls are the cutest!"

"Obviously just an uncle."

smile bar

"Miss A Liang, please marry me!!!!!!"

Sakamoto Tatsuma rushed towards a certain young hostess with an idiot face.

The hostess raised her legs with a smile on her face, kissed a businessman's face properly with her thick wooden clogs, and said "No, thank you."

The recent hostess has a very high level of culture... She's quite violent... He Xi silently watched the idiot in front of her fall to the ground.

"Why is that idiot Chen Ma here?" Yin Shi's dead fish stared at his former comrades-in-arms at his feet and asked with extreme contempt.

"Should I ask Ms. Mutsu to come? By the way, take our bills away..." He Xi rubbed his chin thinking about bad ideas.

"You guys are really going too far." Sakamoto Tatsuma, who was revived on the spot, walked towards the two, and said to Gintoki with a smirk, "Long time no see, Kintoki!"

"Your sister, Jin Shi! It's Yin Shi, Yin Shi!! How many times have you said that because your head is covered with poop!!!!" Yin Shi frowned instantly.

He Xi gestured to Tatsuma Sakamoto with a wine glass, and Ah Miao, who was sitting beside her, covered her smile with her hands, and complained briskly that Yin Shi didn't deserve that name at all.

"Are you familiar with Commander He Xi, Jin Shi? Hahaha what a coincidence." Sakamoto Tatsuma toasted He Xi with a glass of wine, "Captain He Xi, do you need a quick rescue team recently?"

He Xi shrugged innocently, "You should ask Xue Te about these things."

Sakamoto Tatsuma looked rejoiced after hearing this, "Ahahahahaha, the work that Mutsu gave me has been completed. These facts are too troublesome, but fortunately there is Mutsu."

"Miss Mutsu will kill you if you hear it." Hexi reminded kindly, then put down the wine glass, and walked towards the door, "The bill will be left to Mr. Sakamoto, and the children should go home and sleep."

"Which children will come to drink flower wine?