[Gintama] Dominate the universe
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Is it that bad?One after another came to kill me. "Bai Yasha——Sakata Gintoki covered his face with a decadent expression on himself.
The black-haired boy—He Xi, who just turned 14, rolled his eyes, and then held the handle of the knife at his waist ready to go, "Anyway, it's enough for the man named 'Bai Yasha' to come out and let me hack it to death."
The red knife was exposed, and the exquisite sharp knife caught Yinshi's eyes. He said in disbelief, "This is...'An Gang'?! The legendary demon-repelling knife!"
"Huh? So." He gave him a hopeful look, "It's just a knife. Don't be surprised. Are you a man?"
"What!!! You were still sucking milk in Mummy's arms when the hair was growing under the silver mulberry, you bastard!"
"The natural roll is so noisy!!"
"What about the natural roll!! The silver mulberry of the natural roll is also very popular!! Probably!"
"……lame."
"Bastard brat!!!!"
When the two were arguing, the surrounding heavenly beings surrounded again, and the target was the two in the middle.After they reacted, they were surrounded and had nowhere to escape.
He Xi opened the corners of his mouth and looked unkindly, "Hey, hey, what's going on. I just came to kill someone to make money."
"Did you fall in love with it? Your saber." Yin Shi held the knife, and his eyes were also unfriendly.
"So that's it, you really are greedy scum." He Xi said sharply with a blank expression on his face, "Are you scumbags able to touch my things!"
"Bastard kid, if you don't have the strength, don't make random announcements in the second year, you will be killed."
"What, weak human being, step back and wait for me to kill you."
"You little brat who hasn't even grown hair, hurry up, it won't be good if the big brother accidentally hacks you to death."
"Come to the competition, bastard natural roll!"
"Who is afraid of whom, you bastard!"
He Xi and Yin Shi stood with their backs, also holding long knives at the ready.Suddenly He Xi spoke, and said casually, "My name is He Xi, remember to win you and kill your people."
"Little ghost, I will show you a long life! My name is Sakata Gintoki!"
"Humph!"
In an instant, the two attacked at the same time.He Xililuo's attack was quick and swift, and tiny gaps began to appear in the surrounding heavenly beings, but they were quickly filled.Similarly, Gintoki on the other side was also merciless, the elusive skill just now had already frightened heaven and man, coupled with the short rest just now, the brave and heroic figure galloped on the battlefield again.
On that day, people were lamenting the broken army that was considered impossible to return. When the "White Yaksha" who shined in this war fell, a figure bathed in blood appeared in the distance, with a bent back but an unbreakable soul. Silver light, miraculously successfully returned in the impossible post-break mission.The reputation of the dreaded "White Yasha" spread far and wide again!
The author has something to say: お久しぶりです, White Yasha くん= Long time no see, White Yasha-kun
As for the right or wrong translation...go ask Du Niang ==
Too bad I'm procrastinating the plot again... When will I write it...
PS: Rolling and selling cute, please leave a message and ask for collection
☆, always work will be bald
01.
"That being said, where does Yinshi Sakata live?" He Xi scratched his hair and stood on the street in a daze. "Where is this place? Too bad I got lost..."
"Hey, that idiot with messy black hair and a knife standing in the middle of the road."
A youthful and immature voice suddenly sounded behind him, and he spoke words that needed to be beaten in an unwavering tone.
"Hey, didn't you hear that idiot, tell you to stop."
He Xi stopped and looked back innocently, "Are you calling me?" Sufa boy nodded, "Now that Edo has promulgated the 'Abolition of Swords Order', you dare to swagger around with a knife. You are looking down on the real man. Sengu, you must be looking down on Zhensengumi, so go to hell!" After that, he took out a bazooka from nowhere and bombarded Hexi without any explanation.
He Xi immediately pulled out the knife, and the bazooka at such a short distance forcibly sliced through it.The steel cannonball exploded immediately and spread to the nearby shops.
"Hey...wait a minute!" He Xi wanted to stop Sufa boy.
"Oh... I still have some skills, so now I am charged with carrying a sword and obstructing official duties..." Sufa boy paused, and corrected, "And the charge of destroying the store will kill you on the spot!" After finishing speaking, he Raise the bazooka again.
This kid still doesn't listen to people's words... He Xi bent down to avoid the rocket launcher and quickly approached the Sufa boy, a silver light flashed and a "touch" sounded suddenly.The two knives collided, and the powerful forces of both sides suppressed each other.
"Not bad." He Xi chuckled lightly, "But, it's still a little tender!" She held a knife in both hands instead of a knife in one hand, and suppressed him fiercely with more force, and clenched her fist with the other hand without hesitation. Hit him—in the stomach.
"Hiss—" Sufa boy immediately let go of the knife and covered his stomach, and his pretty face instantly turned ferocious.
Heh heh heh... It's up to you what to do now.Seeing how powerful the fist was, He Xi's smiling expression became a little arrogant. "Can you hear me now?" He squatted on the ground and looked at the young man with hairless hair who was also squatting on the ground.
Seeing that the young man was silent, He Xi explained, "Tsk, young man, remember, I am from the universe, so the laws of Edo do not apply to me, remember."
The young man remained silent, he couldn't help frowning, was the beating too hard?
"My name is Hexi, are you okay?"
"...Remember, I will definitely beat you up." Sufa boy suddenly said this after being silent for a while.
Hahahaha...Let's talk about the boy's physical strength...
He Xi silently threw the complaints in his heart deep in his heart and smiled again, "You are the Edo police, right? I'm looking for someone to help."
"Why should I help you, and my name is Okita Sougo, the person who will beat you up in the future."
Are you not a police officer?Isn't it your job to help people, bastard!
The smile on He Xi's face was stiff, and the loose hand had the urge to clenched again. "Help me, I'm looking for a man named Sakata Gintoki, with curly silver hair."
Okita Sougo paused with his refusal expression, then looked at me suspiciously, "Danna?"
"Danna?" Who is Dana?He Xi was at a loss.
"Sakata Gintoki is Dana from Master House, why are you looking for Dana?" Sougo glanced at me again, "Well, since you are looking for Dana, I will let you go this time, come with me."
Who let who go... He Xi's smile froze again.
"By the way, Sougo boy, don't you have to go to work?" He pointed to the Zhenxuan team uniform on Sougo.
"Yes, it's just that I skipped work." The boy Sougo who was walking in front said this sentence with an unusually calm attitude.
Sougo Okita boy, are you sure you are really a policeman?
He Xi bit the apple candy he just bought and looked up at the worn-out plaque with the words "All Things House Ayin". Okita Sougo, who was also biting the apple candy (Paid by He Xi), pointed to the second floor and said : "That's Dana's house of everything. Dana is a good-for-nothing uncle who should be here at this time."
"Thank you, Sou Wu boy." He Xi took out a piece of paper with a string of numbers written on it, "If you want a weapon, you can call this number, and I will give you a discount. But you can pay for the phone bill yourself. "
He raised his hand, "Goodbye, Souwu boy."
Zong Wu also raised his hands and said calmly, "Goodbye He Xi bastard."
Delete the last attributive for me! !He Xi looked at the boy Souwu who was going away with the huge crossroads.
He Xi walked up to the second floor, opened the door without knocking, and shouted, "Mr. Bai Yasha, I'm here to find you." Then he walked to the living room without any suspicion; opened the bedroom door, and there was no one; walked Go to the kitchen, open the refrigerator and take out strawberry milk, no one is there.He thought for a while, clenched his fists and clapped his hands, "Ah, there's still that place..."
"Mr. White Yaksha~..." He opened the door of the toilet suddenly, and the silver-haired man inside looked at He Xi with a twitching face, and he looked back at him calmly, "Are you constipated after eating too much Buffy?"
"Get out!!"
"Why are you here? Are you applying for a job? If you don't have a valid reason to come to Ah Yin, Ah Yin, I will drive you out, and I will drive you out with a broom without hesitation!!" Opposite Xi, there was an expression of "Master, I'm very upset, don't mess with me".
He Xi picked up the strawberry milk and drank it, squinting in satisfaction, completely unwilling to answer.
"Hey kid, what you're drinking is my strawberry milk..." Yin Shi narrowed his eyes and felt more and more unhappy.
"Ahem... Sakata Gintoki-kun, don't you want to be a patriot now?" He Xi, who was content with drinking strawberry milk, finally opened his mouth to speak.
"I haven't done it for a long time, what? You want to kill me again? Give up, Ah Yin, I'm invincible." Yin Shi stretched out his little finger to pick his nostrils, looking like a wretched uncle.
"How is it possible, you are just a waste material natural roll uncle if you are not a patriot, your value has long since fallen from a high amount of reward to the bottom, you are a complete loser." He Xi ignored Yin Shi's dissatisfied shouting and continued He said, "It's the fact that your two colleagues are now extremely expensive, and the bounty is hundreds of times that of yours. Feel inferior."
"...So what are you doing here? Isn't Kagura already taken away by her father?" Yinshi said impatiently, her red eyes staring intently, full of pressure.
"Okay." He Xi sighed, "Sakata Yinshi, are you willing to join our Lei Guang Mercenary Group?" His eyes were sincere and his tone was sincere.
"Get out..." Yin Shi looked like a ruffian.
"Kicked out..."
He Xi stood alone in the bustling Kabukicho, looking with resentment at the lighted Master House on the second floor. "If I find a weakness, you will be dead for Sakata Gintoki."
He touched the handle of the knife tied around his waist, "Where should I go now? Izakaya? Dessert shop? Internet cafe? Or go to all of them?" He walked leisurely on the street, muttering in his mouth, "Public fee Reimbursement is really a good thing..."
02.
From the state of lying on the tatami to the state of sitting on the tatami, He Xi's head is still not functioning, and it is currently in a state of paste.
"That customer, when will you pay?" A strange man stood in front of He Xi and asked flatteringly.
Pay... This word touched Hexi's brain a little bit, and it began to work slowly.
Yesterday... I booked the whole izakaya... I drank all night... I haven't paid yet...
Seeing that He Xi hadn't moved at all, the man immediately thought that he was pretending to be stupid, and immediately became angry and changed his previous flattering appearance, "How dare you rent a shop without money?! Do you think that no one dares to touch you if you carry a knife? You bastard!"
He Xi looked at the boss blankly, and complained in his heart: So you didn't throw me out because I haven't paid you yet and you still think I'm a dangerous rich man?
He rubbed his head with a headache, and casually threw out a card for the boss to take away. His newly sober brain still couldn't function. "I always feel like I'm forgetting something..."
After paying the bill, he was enthusiastically sent to the door by the boss and invited to come back next time. The sharp high-pitched voice made Hexi even more headache.He staggered out of the izakaya, big dark circles were printed on his face, and his pale face was very haggard.
He walked more and more slowly, and the TV shop next to him was just broadcasting the latest breaking news. Now the most popular female anchor in Edo, Christine Yuno, looked excited, holding the microphone and facing the camera, "A spaceship is in the flight terminal due to a space monster. There was an accident here, part of the body crashed out of the wall, and the passengers on board..."
Ahhhh... He Xi rubbed his chin, isn't this the cosmic monster that Master Xinghaifang cleaned up yesterday?Not dead yet...
"What the hell is that scary creature? Eh? There's a figure?! No mistake, it's a person! It's a girl! What's going on here? A girl, a girl is fighting a mysterious creature...on the deck of a ship !"
Oh... As expected, Yetu's fighting instincts are really good.He Xi thought of this, and suddenly he rolled his eyes, and raised a malicious smile, such a good opportunity is not in vain...
He took out a black earphone from his pocket, fiddled with it casually, put it on his ear, and walked away unsteadily.
"Hello...? Xiao Xuete, it's me..."
Destination - flight terminal.
"...Is that a dog? No, it's a samurai?!"
"Dana?!"
"You are this?!"
A silver-haired man riding a big white dog stared at the camera with dead fish eyes, "Is this filming TV? Filming TV? Well, you must watch the release of Cosmic Monster VS Violent Man!" Straight forward momentum rushed towards the cosmic monster.
The female anchor Yuye upholds humanitarianism and yells for the man to leave, but the huge inflated cosmic monster swallows him... swallowed him...
Everyone: =mouth=
03.
He Xi stared helplessly at the group of policemen in front of him, it was wrong to block the road casually like this!After he crossed the middle of the car sideways and finally passed, he saw Yinshi riding a big dog and being swallowed...
That's bad...it's definitely not because he refused my invitation!
He Xi raised his black air and smiled.Then he walked slowly from behind with a knife on his waist, and told the person who answered by pressing the earphone, "Connect to the universal line now."
In an instant, all the Internet TV lines in the universe were hacked, and at the same time, there was a special broadcast of breaking news from the earth, and Hexi's appearance was broadcast to the whole universe through the cameras here.
"Hey, what are you doing here?" The boy Sou Wu who had a fight with He Xi yesterday put his shoulders and tried to stop him.He brushed away Sougo's hand, and stood in front of the camera with a smile on his face, with a humble and docile look on his face.
"Everyone, I am the leader of the space mercenary group 'Lei Guang'. Although the shogunate did not entrust us to deal with the incident of space monsters attacking Edo, my new member, Xinghai Fangzhu, seems to be involved in this incident, so this This time, we will solve this cosmic monster for Edo for free, and it will be me and Master Xinghaibo.”
He paused, and continued with a formulaic smile on the corner of his mouth, "However, as a reward for this incident, I hope that the shogunate will allow us to enter Japan and establish a Thunder Earth branch."
A silver light flashed, Ling Lie slashed, and the big mouth was cut in half.He Xi held the knife to block the attack from left to right, and took out the dagger with his left hand to chop off the monster that was approaching. The monster that extended was suppressed and tended to retreat.On the upper deck, Xinghaifangzhu and Gintoki cooperated with each other to wipe out most of the monsters, and the monster's ever-expanding advantage was severely suppressed.
"Ah, I have to go to work just after waking up, so troublesome..." He Xi yawned, and walked slowly to the first scene of the incident. The reluctance on his face made people doubt the arrogant announcement of the branch in front of the camera just now. Was it him who made the declaration?
"Leader, please finish the work quickly. You have already issued a declaration to the people of the whole universe. If you mess up our signboard, you will pay with your life." The cold and unselfish blond secretary issued the final order, completely ruthless to talk about.
He Xi stomped her feet in grief and indignation, "Xiaoxuete! You always get bald at work!!! Just like the bald head of Xinghaifang!!!"
"I care about you."
"QAQ!!!"
Suddenly, there was a sound of "sizzling", and a bright and huge red meat ball was hanging at the bottom of the spaceship. He Xi squinted and looked up. A red-haired girl who was suspected to be Kagura was entangled and swallowed by the meat ball.
"That is... Kagura?"
In the next second, Xinghaifangzhu and Yinshi jumped down from above and ran to the place where they devoured it.
Oops, it's really a Kagura girl...
Not daring to delay, they ran up immediately. At that time, Xinpachi and Dingchun bit the idiot prince of Yang Guoxing and threatened to intimidate the shogunate army and waited for 5 minutes. He patted his shoulder and sighed, "I always feel that he is more like Xiao Kagura's father than you as a father..."
"..."
After a while, Gintoki didn't know what he did, but was punched by Kagura and flew out, one side of his cheek swelled into a big lump.He spat out the piece of meat, wiped the corner of his mouth and smiled, "What a greedy girl, what kind of father taught her to be like this."
He Xi and Xinghai Fangzhu were stunned at the same time, and then Xinghai Fangzhu laughed, "I also want to get to know the parents who taught you so messily."
"When a man grows hair, he should be self-reliant."
"What evil reasoning?"
"Then, it's about time..." Yinshi smiled darkly.
"It's over..." Master Xinghaifang also smiled darkly.
"Come on, daddy!" "Who is your daddy!" The two raised their weapons high and slashed down fiercely. The core of the disgusting huge meatball burst into intense flames, directly piercing the meatball, spreading outward until it was caught. The monster suppressed by the Shinsengumi also quickly retracted, and the blazing high temperature burned the entire core to paralysis, and the originally bright red meat ball turned into scorched slag.
At the same time, the front of the shogunate warship on the opposite side was gathering more and more dangerous lights. The top commander of the warship, Matsudaira Katasutora, made completely irresponsible words through the loudspeaker, and the flight terminal was still in chaos.
The delirious Kagura yelled "Give me back the vinegar kombu!" while hitting Gintoki's head with a spun leg, sat on Gintoki and punched him hard. surprise.The idiot master and servant are walking around in a panic, Shinpachi is looking for glasses...
It was complete chaos... He Xi yawned and looked at the group of people. Xue Te's voice came from the earphones, "Head, the shogunate agrees with us to establish a branch in Edo."
"Oh oh oh!!! Be afraid, human beings!!!"
"Leader, don't fall into the second grade..." Xuete complained calmly.
"Ah, vinegar kelp." Kagura lay in her father's arms, looked at her father's head vaguely, then tore off the rare vinegar kelp from her father's head... and put it in her mouth...
"Kagura, what are you doing, take Dad's most important vinegar kombu..." Mr. Fangzhu touched his bald head in a breakdown.
"What are you eating! Spit it out! You'll be bald, you'll be bald if you eat this kind of food!" Gintoki shook Kagura nervously, with an expression of "a good father is worried that his daughter's stomach will be bad if he eats it".
Ah...it's really bald... He hoped that it wasn't my fault that he looked away from Master Xinghaifang's bald head without a trace...
When the bombardment came closer and closer, everyone lay down with their heads in their hands. Xinghai Fangzhu stood up and opened his umbrella, and the steel Yetu's unique weapon resisted the bombardment for everyone.His bald head became more and more shiny...
I'm so sorry... my group friend Xinghai Fangzhu...
He Xi lowered his head and wiped away the crocodile's tears.
04.
"...Father decided to cherish you in the future, so we have to work hard." Master Xinghaifang held up his umbrella and left, Kagura was a little surprised, stood up and looked at his father's back, with wet tears still on his face.
He Xi thoughtfully stood in the shadow not far away and waited for the little girl to dry her tears before appearing on stage...
"Little Kagura, if I want to send you a letter in the future, I can send it directly to Lei Guang's headquarters." Although there is a high possibility of being peeped.He Xi said with a smile while holding the knife in his hand, and the little girl looked at him with a little surprise, as if her girlish complex hadn't escaped yet.
I really want a sister like this ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ! ! ! !He Xi thought of her own sister, Yi Tesha, and couldn't help but feel that life is so delicate.
Thinking of this, He Xi smiled more and more gently.
"Are you going to travel to the universe? I'm with you two."
"Boy, are you trying to strike up a conversation?" The Kagura girl broke away from the girl complex...
...not cute at all!He Xi immediately became embarrassed.
The author has something to say: I am very sorry that Nissan was not able to play...
Master Xinghaifang, you are finally bald! ! ! ! [go away
☆、Travel can make people relax physically and mentally
01.
——Tani Weixing
Afutu has always believed that his life has become more and more sad and helpless since he met the Yetu kid named Shenwei, and his personal image has gradually moved towards Baofu...
He really wanted to throw that kid Shenwei to the ground!
One day, the vice-head of the Seventh Division, who had always been decadent and lazy, completely went berserk.
There is only one reason, the most troublesome group leader, Shenwei, he skipped the mission!
【Afu Rabbit, I will go to Earth to eat white rice, and I will leave the rest to you. Remember to find me on Earth. 】
This kind of bastard's message that makes people gnash their teeth in anger is undoubtedly a masterpiece of Shenwei!
Afutu felt that it might be a good choice to let Shenwei stay on the earth and harm mankind.
"Deputy head, the admiral told us to return to Chunyu headquarters immediately."
"……So complicated."
The subordinates asked cautiously, "Deputy head, what should we do now?"
Afu Rabbit waved his hands with a headache, "Go to Earth now and capture the leader back."
After getting the order, the subordinates retreated quickly, one by one running faster...
Just let the head of the group handle it to the deputy head, we don't know anything!
It's so troublesome, just quit the group...
The sub-head who gave up on himself began to have unrealistic delusions...
02.
In the end it was rejected...
Why! ! ! !Am I not attractive enough? ! !
With teary eyes, He Xi asked the blond secretary for a comforting hug, but was completely defeated by the secretary's words.
[If you have time to travel with your sister, why not take a business trip. 】
demon! !Xiao Xuete is a devil! ! ! !
Pointing at the secretary with trembling fingers, accusing her of inhumanity with her sad and indignant eyes, she was finally sneered at by a charming sister who killed thousands of homeboys in a flash...
Head Hexi VS Secretary Xuete
The leader is completely defeated!
In the end, Miss Kagura decided to go back to her home planet once, and she said arrogantly with her hands on her hips, "I want to show those useless men how lonely and painful life is without me hahahahahaha!!"
He Xi felt that she couldn't understand this girl's thoughts more and more, since you were going to leave, why are you still refusing to get on the spaceship...
You are arrogant Kagura girl.
It's hard to get rid of the girl's arrogance, He Xi sighed and pushed the girl onto the spaceship, ordering to fly to Yetu star at a very fast speed and then fly back immediately.
Suddenly, I felt several years older... He Xi rested her chin and looked at the Kagura girl opposite, eating and drinking, with inexplicable sadness in her heart.
It is definitely not because of insufficient food supplements several times that the whole ship almost starved to death! ! !
By the way, how much Kagura girl can you eat? !The whole ship's food preparations have been eaten up. How does Yinshi feed you?
He Xi fell down, and his whole body exuded the negative energy of "I'm dead, let's all go to the funeral together".Kagura swallowed the last piece of meat, lay comfortably on the table and said with a satisfied face, "Eat Aru well, usually Silver Sauce doesn't take me out to eat, I can't get enough of Aru."
He Xi clenched his fists and turned his head. If Master Xinghaifang knew that his daughter had been starving on the earth... I would be the first to die miserably... He twitched the corners of his mouth, then raised his head tremblingly, "Is that so, little Kagami likes you What else do you want to eat? Don't be polite and eat."
"There is no vinegar kumbu aru here."
"Hey!!! Immediately go to the nearest planet to buy all the vinegar kelp and come back, if you can't fit it, send it directly to the master house on the earth!!!"
"Hooray! What a tour!"
QAQ is not good at all!
He Xi immediately had the urge to die when he thought of his files that filled half the room.
Little Xuete, you devil! ! !
As for why only half of the room was filled, according to what Secretary Xuete said.
"People like the leader need to be tortured slowly to be obedient." The blond beauty pushed her glasses and told the passing subordinates, "Tell the people on the spaceship that the leader will put those documents in halfway after they are done!"
"Yes! Lord Xuete!"
Therefore, it is the master Xue Te Yujie who is the big boss behind the Lei Guang Mercenary Corps!
There are still 2 days left to fly back to Earth.
03.
Kamui got lost on the road of life...
I originally planned to eat white rice on the earth and wait for Afutu to come to pick him up, but after waiting for a few days, no one was seen.After eating and drinking, Kamui went to look for the spaceship that took him back.
But now...
"...It seems that I got on the wrong spaceship." The tall dumb hair moved, and the red-haired boy hid in a remote room where few people came and went.The large bookshelves are full of documents, which seems to be an archive room.
"What should I do?" The red-haired boy who had been smiling all the time tilted his head in distress, and then he pushed open the door with a smile, "Let's go eat first, I'm a little hungry."
- a few days later
"The food store is empty again?" Subordinate A scratched his head frantically, turned his head and said to subordinate B next to him, "Is Yetu good at eating just like that? How many times this time? The third time?"
"It's the fourth time." Subordinate B was also a little crazy, he said helplessly, "Talk to the leader first, and then go to the nearest planet to buy."
This is the subordinate C who ran over and said out of breath, "The leader said to buy vinegar kelp and come back. If it is full, it will be sent to the house of all things on earth."
"...What?! By the way, what is vinegar kelp!"
"Ghost knows!"
Subordinate A suddenly said, "Master Xuete just sent a message to help the file into the room of the leader..."
"..."
"..."
"Why are you so busy!!!" Subordinates A, B and C went crazy.
Shenwei hid above the food warehouse, blinking innocently, "So that's it, no wonder the people on this spaceship didn't notice the sudden decrease in food." After everyone left, he jumped down and said with a smile, "Night Rabbit ?"
"Looks like a lot of fun."
He lurks in a dark corner, holding his breath and waiting on the straight passage leading to the communication room.A few times Kamui lurked in the liaison room, always a blond beauty giving orders.And that woman, if I remember correctly, is probably... Kamui curled up the corners of her eyes happily, and Daimao also curled up happily under the influence of her master.
Until a black-haired boy rushed into the communication room at lightning speed, the red knife hanging on his waist was hanging conspicuously as always, his face on the verge of collapse made him want to laugh.
"Sure enough." Shenwei smiled.
At the same time, Afu Rabbit, who is on the earth, is currently in distress.
"Leader!!! Where have you been!!!"
04.
Finally, He Xi, who couldn't stand the document bombardment, rushed to the communication room to call the mastermind urgently.After a while, a beautiful blonde beauty appeared on the black screen.She pushed her glasses and said calmly, "Head, what's the matter?"
"Xiao Xuete, tell me directly, why are you angry?"
"No, leader." The blond beauty glanced at He Xi, and then said casually, "I just asked the leader a few times when you will get rid of the troubles you caused, but there is no response every time... "
They are all using honorifics... He Xi twitched the corners of his mouth, stroked his head and said, "You mean about the Earth Branch?"
"Ah, it turns out that you are listening, Captain."
"...Stop using honorifics, Xiao Xuete, and get to the point."
Xuete shrugged, "First of all, the fast aid team that usually has business dealings with us sent a congratulatory message, asking when to go to Earth for a drink and introduce a friend of his."
"Push... not good, ask him when he will go to Earth and let Lan Kui go for a ride."
"what happened?"
"I think the branch mainly focuses on selling information. Let Lan Kui go to Earth to arrange work first."
Xue Te nodded and continued, "The other thing is that Xinghai Fangzhu joined us. The other mercenary groups couldn't bear it and began to unite. It seems that there will be some actions recently."
"It just so happens that I don't like them a long time ago. As long as there is a mercenary group like our Lei Guang in the whole universe, that's enough!"
He Xi yawned, "Is there any more?"
The beauty on the screen paused, her brows furrowed tightly, her expression full of hesitation.He Xi became a little serious, raised her eyebrows and asked, "What's wrong?"
"...There is something going on over there at Chani Weixing..."
"Cha Ni Wei Xing?" He Xi frowned, "Didn't I get it done?"
"Yes, but then someone came to make trouble."
He Xi was angry, what?To rob while I'm away? !
"Where did the bastard come from! I'm going to smash the signboard!!"
Xue Te said blankly, "The Seventh Division of Chunyu."
"..." He Xi bowed his head in silence, then laughed sinisterly, "Chunyu? Seventh Division? Shenwei?"
"court death!"
He Xi raised a ferocious smile.
The blond beauty pushed her glasses silently.Then she asked calmly, "What should I do?"
"Go to the door and tear down the signboard!"
How to disassemble is the key point, idiot leader.Xue Te tried not to look at his leader with contemptuous eyes, "Do you need to accompany me?"
He Xi rubbed his chin and suggested, "How about bringing the whole Zhanfan to the door?"
"Don't you need to do other work, head of the idiot!"
"Generally speaking, shouldn't you complain about your door-to-door fights? And respect the leader!"
"Needless to say, you're going to make a mess of Chun Yu. Be serious, Commander Xiaoshou!" Xue Te breathed a sigh of relief, "How about taking Nag? A battle captain should have a coercive effect."
"Oh, oh, you really deserve to be my secretary!"
The blond beauty raised her eyebrows, raised her lips and smiled charmingly, "Leader, do you want to take another business trip?"
05.
He Xi thought for a while, then shifted her gaze to the screen, "Xiaoxuete, where is Shenwei now?"
"It should be in Chani Weixing, but there have been spaceships coming and going there recently, and I think it will be back to Chunyu's headquarters soon." Xuete forgot to look at him strangely, "Why do you ask this?"
"Ah—probably an illusion."
"??"
"It's okay, remember to inform Nag."
After finishing the communication, He Xi walked slowly with the back of his head on his head, lazily walked forward, his eyes drifted to another place, "Ah, I'm so tired, the food warehouse is always empty recently, Yetu's stomach is really amazing... "
When He Xi's figure went far away until he disappeared, in the dark corner, the red-haired boy raised the corner of his mouth, and said softly with a smile, "Did you find it? It's still as sharp as ever, so scary..."
For a moment, there was no one else.
"I'm sorry about my measurements." Kagura's slightly sour tone amused He Xi, and he sat next to Kagura with a glass of wine in his hands and smiled.Gintoki and Shinpachi, who were poured outside the small bar, stood up suddenly and looked at us in surprise.
"Okay, don't say anything, don't say anything, if you can bear it, you will only have me," Kagura bit her chopsticks, "The heroine is mine."
Gintoki and Shinpachi were stunned, then chuckled a few times, and finally Gintoki concluded, "It's the mascot, right?"
He Xi leaned over to Kagura, and said without hesitation, "How about it, you can come back with me if you don't feel comfortable living here."
"Hey, hey, you're abducting an underage girl." Yin Shi pointed at him and yelled dissatisfied.
"That's right, He Xisang, and Kagura will also say a few words."→Shinpachi
"No need, these two waste materials can't do without me." Kagura refused with a blank eye.
"Hey, Kagura-san, what is a waste material?" → Gintoki
"What is waste material..." → Xinpachi
He Xi laughed and slapped the table, and said with high spirits, "Chocolate Buffy! I'm going to book the room today!"
"This is a bar, not a dessert shop!" Dengshi replied, taking a puff of his cigarette.
"I also want Chocolate Buffy, count the boy sitting there!"
"Ayin is so cunning! Then I want a hundred vinegar kelp!"
"Where is the lower limit for the two of you!!"
"So this is a bar, not a supermarket, or a dessert shop!"
Afu Rabbit twitched the corner of his mouth and looked at the red-haired boy in front of him, "Leader, please bring something like your mobile phone with you from now on."
"Hey, that kind of thing is so troublesome."
The trouble is us! !Afutu covered his face in despair, "Forget it, let's go back quickly."
The red-haired boy smiled and said, "It's too much, Afutu, I haven't eaten enough white rice on the earth."
Afu Rabbit: "..."
Just quit the group!
The author has something to say: the whole chapter has a kind of subtle rush, why...
Tragic Uncle Rabbit... I'm sorry for you! ! ! !
The revised chapter has been completed, and the original memory chapter will be put in a later place... let's make a preview of the next chapter
[Red Sakura Chapter] Fighting is also a form of diplomacy
Come and remove the signboard! !Let's get off the ground first!
He Xi bombarded Chun Yu... [Hey!
☆. Dismounting Mawei is a must for meeting people
01.
The stars in the vast universe are twinkling, which is breathtakingly beautiful. The flow of time seems to be static, and the beauty is eternal.on the edge
The black-haired boy—He Xi, who just turned 14, rolled his eyes, and then held the handle of the knife at his waist ready to go, "Anyway, it's enough for the man named 'Bai Yasha' to come out and let me hack it to death."
The red knife was exposed, and the exquisite sharp knife caught Yinshi's eyes. He said in disbelief, "This is...'An Gang'?! The legendary demon-repelling knife!"
"Huh? So." He gave him a hopeful look, "It's just a knife. Don't be surprised. Are you a man?"
"What!!! You were still sucking milk in Mummy's arms when the hair was growing under the silver mulberry, you bastard!"
"The natural roll is so noisy!!"
"What about the natural roll!! The silver mulberry of the natural roll is also very popular!! Probably!"
"……lame."
"Bastard brat!!!!"
When the two were arguing, the surrounding heavenly beings surrounded again, and the target was the two in the middle.After they reacted, they were surrounded and had nowhere to escape.
He Xi opened the corners of his mouth and looked unkindly, "Hey, hey, what's going on. I just came to kill someone to make money."
"Did you fall in love with it? Your saber." Yin Shi held the knife, and his eyes were also unfriendly.
"So that's it, you really are greedy scum." He Xi said sharply with a blank expression on his face, "Are you scumbags able to touch my things!"
"Bastard kid, if you don't have the strength, don't make random announcements in the second year, you will be killed."
"What, weak human being, step back and wait for me to kill you."
"You little brat who hasn't even grown hair, hurry up, it won't be good if the big brother accidentally hacks you to death."
"Come to the competition, bastard natural roll!"
"Who is afraid of whom, you bastard!"
He Xi and Yin Shi stood with their backs, also holding long knives at the ready.Suddenly He Xi spoke, and said casually, "My name is He Xi, remember to win you and kill your people."
"Little ghost, I will show you a long life! My name is Sakata Gintoki!"
"Humph!"
In an instant, the two attacked at the same time.He Xililuo's attack was quick and swift, and tiny gaps began to appear in the surrounding heavenly beings, but they were quickly filled.Similarly, Gintoki on the other side was also merciless, the elusive skill just now had already frightened heaven and man, coupled with the short rest just now, the brave and heroic figure galloped on the battlefield again.
On that day, people were lamenting the broken army that was considered impossible to return. When the "White Yaksha" who shined in this war fell, a figure bathed in blood appeared in the distance, with a bent back but an unbreakable soul. Silver light, miraculously successfully returned in the impossible post-break mission.The reputation of the dreaded "White Yasha" spread far and wide again!
The author has something to say: お久しぶりです, White Yasha くん= Long time no see, White Yasha-kun
As for the right or wrong translation...go ask Du Niang ==
Too bad I'm procrastinating the plot again... When will I write it...
PS: Rolling and selling cute, please leave a message and ask for collection
☆, always work will be bald
01.
"That being said, where does Yinshi Sakata live?" He Xi scratched his hair and stood on the street in a daze. "Where is this place? Too bad I got lost..."
"Hey, that idiot with messy black hair and a knife standing in the middle of the road."
A youthful and immature voice suddenly sounded behind him, and he spoke words that needed to be beaten in an unwavering tone.
"Hey, didn't you hear that idiot, tell you to stop."
He Xi stopped and looked back innocently, "Are you calling me?" Sufa boy nodded, "Now that Edo has promulgated the 'Abolition of Swords Order', you dare to swagger around with a knife. You are looking down on the real man. Sengu, you must be looking down on Zhensengumi, so go to hell!" After that, he took out a bazooka from nowhere and bombarded Hexi without any explanation.
He Xi immediately pulled out the knife, and the bazooka at such a short distance forcibly sliced through it.The steel cannonball exploded immediately and spread to the nearby shops.
"Hey...wait a minute!" He Xi wanted to stop Sufa boy.
"Oh... I still have some skills, so now I am charged with carrying a sword and obstructing official duties..." Sufa boy paused, and corrected, "And the charge of destroying the store will kill you on the spot!" After finishing speaking, he Raise the bazooka again.
This kid still doesn't listen to people's words... He Xi bent down to avoid the rocket launcher and quickly approached the Sufa boy, a silver light flashed and a "touch" sounded suddenly.The two knives collided, and the powerful forces of both sides suppressed each other.
"Not bad." He Xi chuckled lightly, "But, it's still a little tender!" She held a knife in both hands instead of a knife in one hand, and suppressed him fiercely with more force, and clenched her fist with the other hand without hesitation. Hit him—in the stomach.
"Hiss—" Sufa boy immediately let go of the knife and covered his stomach, and his pretty face instantly turned ferocious.
Heh heh heh... It's up to you what to do now.Seeing how powerful the fist was, He Xi's smiling expression became a little arrogant. "Can you hear me now?" He squatted on the ground and looked at the young man with hairless hair who was also squatting on the ground.
Seeing that the young man was silent, He Xi explained, "Tsk, young man, remember, I am from the universe, so the laws of Edo do not apply to me, remember."
The young man remained silent, he couldn't help frowning, was the beating too hard?
"My name is Hexi, are you okay?"
"...Remember, I will definitely beat you up." Sufa boy suddenly said this after being silent for a while.
Hahahaha...Let's talk about the boy's physical strength...
He Xi silently threw the complaints in his heart deep in his heart and smiled again, "You are the Edo police, right? I'm looking for someone to help."
"Why should I help you, and my name is Okita Sougo, the person who will beat you up in the future."
Are you not a police officer?Isn't it your job to help people, bastard!
The smile on He Xi's face was stiff, and the loose hand had the urge to clenched again. "Help me, I'm looking for a man named Sakata Gintoki, with curly silver hair."
Okita Sougo paused with his refusal expression, then looked at me suspiciously, "Danna?"
"Danna?" Who is Dana?He Xi was at a loss.
"Sakata Gintoki is Dana from Master House, why are you looking for Dana?" Sougo glanced at me again, "Well, since you are looking for Dana, I will let you go this time, come with me."
Who let who go... He Xi's smile froze again.
"By the way, Sougo boy, don't you have to go to work?" He pointed to the Zhenxuan team uniform on Sougo.
"Yes, it's just that I skipped work." The boy Sougo who was walking in front said this sentence with an unusually calm attitude.
Sougo Okita boy, are you sure you are really a policeman?
He Xi bit the apple candy he just bought and looked up at the worn-out plaque with the words "All Things House Ayin". Okita Sougo, who was also biting the apple candy (Paid by He Xi), pointed to the second floor and said : "That's Dana's house of everything. Dana is a good-for-nothing uncle who should be here at this time."
"Thank you, Sou Wu boy." He Xi took out a piece of paper with a string of numbers written on it, "If you want a weapon, you can call this number, and I will give you a discount. But you can pay for the phone bill yourself. "
He raised his hand, "Goodbye, Souwu boy."
Zong Wu also raised his hands and said calmly, "Goodbye He Xi bastard."
Delete the last attributive for me! !He Xi looked at the boy Souwu who was going away with the huge crossroads.
He Xi walked up to the second floor, opened the door without knocking, and shouted, "Mr. Bai Yasha, I'm here to find you." Then he walked to the living room without any suspicion; opened the bedroom door, and there was no one; walked Go to the kitchen, open the refrigerator and take out strawberry milk, no one is there.He thought for a while, clenched his fists and clapped his hands, "Ah, there's still that place..."
"Mr. White Yaksha~..." He opened the door of the toilet suddenly, and the silver-haired man inside looked at He Xi with a twitching face, and he looked back at him calmly, "Are you constipated after eating too much Buffy?"
"Get out!!"
"Why are you here? Are you applying for a job? If you don't have a valid reason to come to Ah Yin, Ah Yin, I will drive you out, and I will drive you out with a broom without hesitation!!" Opposite Xi, there was an expression of "Master, I'm very upset, don't mess with me".
He Xi picked up the strawberry milk and drank it, squinting in satisfaction, completely unwilling to answer.
"Hey kid, what you're drinking is my strawberry milk..." Yin Shi narrowed his eyes and felt more and more unhappy.
"Ahem... Sakata Gintoki-kun, don't you want to be a patriot now?" He Xi, who was content with drinking strawberry milk, finally opened his mouth to speak.
"I haven't done it for a long time, what? You want to kill me again? Give up, Ah Yin, I'm invincible." Yin Shi stretched out his little finger to pick his nostrils, looking like a wretched uncle.
"How is it possible, you are just a waste material natural roll uncle if you are not a patriot, your value has long since fallen from a high amount of reward to the bottom, you are a complete loser." He Xi ignored Yin Shi's dissatisfied shouting and continued He said, "It's the fact that your two colleagues are now extremely expensive, and the bounty is hundreds of times that of yours. Feel inferior."
"...So what are you doing here? Isn't Kagura already taken away by her father?" Yinshi said impatiently, her red eyes staring intently, full of pressure.
"Okay." He Xi sighed, "Sakata Yinshi, are you willing to join our Lei Guang Mercenary Group?" His eyes were sincere and his tone was sincere.
"Get out..." Yin Shi looked like a ruffian.
"Kicked out..."
He Xi stood alone in the bustling Kabukicho, looking with resentment at the lighted Master House on the second floor. "If I find a weakness, you will be dead for Sakata Gintoki."
He touched the handle of the knife tied around his waist, "Where should I go now? Izakaya? Dessert shop? Internet cafe? Or go to all of them?" He walked leisurely on the street, muttering in his mouth, "Public fee Reimbursement is really a good thing..."
02.
From the state of lying on the tatami to the state of sitting on the tatami, He Xi's head is still not functioning, and it is currently in a state of paste.
"That customer, when will you pay?" A strange man stood in front of He Xi and asked flatteringly.
Pay... This word touched Hexi's brain a little bit, and it began to work slowly.
Yesterday... I booked the whole izakaya... I drank all night... I haven't paid yet...
Seeing that He Xi hadn't moved at all, the man immediately thought that he was pretending to be stupid, and immediately became angry and changed his previous flattering appearance, "How dare you rent a shop without money?! Do you think that no one dares to touch you if you carry a knife? You bastard!"
He Xi looked at the boss blankly, and complained in his heart: So you didn't throw me out because I haven't paid you yet and you still think I'm a dangerous rich man?
He rubbed his head with a headache, and casually threw out a card for the boss to take away. His newly sober brain still couldn't function. "I always feel like I'm forgetting something..."
After paying the bill, he was enthusiastically sent to the door by the boss and invited to come back next time. The sharp high-pitched voice made Hexi even more headache.He staggered out of the izakaya, big dark circles were printed on his face, and his pale face was very haggard.
He walked more and more slowly, and the TV shop next to him was just broadcasting the latest breaking news. Now the most popular female anchor in Edo, Christine Yuno, looked excited, holding the microphone and facing the camera, "A spaceship is in the flight terminal due to a space monster. There was an accident here, part of the body crashed out of the wall, and the passengers on board..."
Ahhhh... He Xi rubbed his chin, isn't this the cosmic monster that Master Xinghaifang cleaned up yesterday?Not dead yet...
"What the hell is that scary creature? Eh? There's a figure?! No mistake, it's a person! It's a girl! What's going on here? A girl, a girl is fighting a mysterious creature...on the deck of a ship !"
Oh... As expected, Yetu's fighting instincts are really good.He Xi thought of this, and suddenly he rolled his eyes, and raised a malicious smile, such a good opportunity is not in vain...
He took out a black earphone from his pocket, fiddled with it casually, put it on his ear, and walked away unsteadily.
"Hello...? Xiao Xuete, it's me..."
Destination - flight terminal.
"...Is that a dog? No, it's a samurai?!"
"Dana?!"
"You are this?!"
A silver-haired man riding a big white dog stared at the camera with dead fish eyes, "Is this filming TV? Filming TV? Well, you must watch the release of Cosmic Monster VS Violent Man!" Straight forward momentum rushed towards the cosmic monster.
The female anchor Yuye upholds humanitarianism and yells for the man to leave, but the huge inflated cosmic monster swallows him... swallowed him...
Everyone: =mouth=
03.
He Xi stared helplessly at the group of policemen in front of him, it was wrong to block the road casually like this!After he crossed the middle of the car sideways and finally passed, he saw Yinshi riding a big dog and being swallowed...
That's bad...it's definitely not because he refused my invitation!
He Xi raised his black air and smiled.Then he walked slowly from behind with a knife on his waist, and told the person who answered by pressing the earphone, "Connect to the universal line now."
In an instant, all the Internet TV lines in the universe were hacked, and at the same time, there was a special broadcast of breaking news from the earth, and Hexi's appearance was broadcast to the whole universe through the cameras here.
"Hey, what are you doing here?" The boy Sou Wu who had a fight with He Xi yesterday put his shoulders and tried to stop him.He brushed away Sougo's hand, and stood in front of the camera with a smile on his face, with a humble and docile look on his face.
"Everyone, I am the leader of the space mercenary group 'Lei Guang'. Although the shogunate did not entrust us to deal with the incident of space monsters attacking Edo, my new member, Xinghai Fangzhu, seems to be involved in this incident, so this This time, we will solve this cosmic monster for Edo for free, and it will be me and Master Xinghaibo.”
He paused, and continued with a formulaic smile on the corner of his mouth, "However, as a reward for this incident, I hope that the shogunate will allow us to enter Japan and establish a Thunder Earth branch."
A silver light flashed, Ling Lie slashed, and the big mouth was cut in half.He Xi held the knife to block the attack from left to right, and took out the dagger with his left hand to chop off the monster that was approaching. The monster that extended was suppressed and tended to retreat.On the upper deck, Xinghaifangzhu and Gintoki cooperated with each other to wipe out most of the monsters, and the monster's ever-expanding advantage was severely suppressed.
"Ah, I have to go to work just after waking up, so troublesome..." He Xi yawned, and walked slowly to the first scene of the incident. The reluctance on his face made people doubt the arrogant announcement of the branch in front of the camera just now. Was it him who made the declaration?
"Leader, please finish the work quickly. You have already issued a declaration to the people of the whole universe. If you mess up our signboard, you will pay with your life." The cold and unselfish blond secretary issued the final order, completely ruthless to talk about.
He Xi stomped her feet in grief and indignation, "Xiaoxuete! You always get bald at work!!! Just like the bald head of Xinghaifang!!!"
"I care about you."
"QAQ!!!"
Suddenly, there was a sound of "sizzling", and a bright and huge red meat ball was hanging at the bottom of the spaceship. He Xi squinted and looked up. A red-haired girl who was suspected to be Kagura was entangled and swallowed by the meat ball.
"That is... Kagura?"
In the next second, Xinghaifangzhu and Yinshi jumped down from above and ran to the place where they devoured it.
Oops, it's really a Kagura girl...
Not daring to delay, they ran up immediately. At that time, Xinpachi and Dingchun bit the idiot prince of Yang Guoxing and threatened to intimidate the shogunate army and waited for 5 minutes. He patted his shoulder and sighed, "I always feel that he is more like Xiao Kagura's father than you as a father..."
"..."
After a while, Gintoki didn't know what he did, but was punched by Kagura and flew out, one side of his cheek swelled into a big lump.He spat out the piece of meat, wiped the corner of his mouth and smiled, "What a greedy girl, what kind of father taught her to be like this."
He Xi and Xinghai Fangzhu were stunned at the same time, and then Xinghai Fangzhu laughed, "I also want to get to know the parents who taught you so messily."
"When a man grows hair, he should be self-reliant."
"What evil reasoning?"
"Then, it's about time..." Yinshi smiled darkly.
"It's over..." Master Xinghaifang also smiled darkly.
"Come on, daddy!" "Who is your daddy!" The two raised their weapons high and slashed down fiercely. The core of the disgusting huge meatball burst into intense flames, directly piercing the meatball, spreading outward until it was caught. The monster suppressed by the Shinsengumi also quickly retracted, and the blazing high temperature burned the entire core to paralysis, and the originally bright red meat ball turned into scorched slag.
At the same time, the front of the shogunate warship on the opposite side was gathering more and more dangerous lights. The top commander of the warship, Matsudaira Katasutora, made completely irresponsible words through the loudspeaker, and the flight terminal was still in chaos.
The delirious Kagura yelled "Give me back the vinegar kombu!" while hitting Gintoki's head with a spun leg, sat on Gintoki and punched him hard. surprise.The idiot master and servant are walking around in a panic, Shinpachi is looking for glasses...
It was complete chaos... He Xi yawned and looked at the group of people. Xue Te's voice came from the earphones, "Head, the shogunate agrees with us to establish a branch in Edo."
"Oh oh oh!!! Be afraid, human beings!!!"
"Leader, don't fall into the second grade..." Xuete complained calmly.
"Ah, vinegar kelp." Kagura lay in her father's arms, looked at her father's head vaguely, then tore off the rare vinegar kelp from her father's head... and put it in her mouth...
"Kagura, what are you doing, take Dad's most important vinegar kombu..." Mr. Fangzhu touched his bald head in a breakdown.
"What are you eating! Spit it out! You'll be bald, you'll be bald if you eat this kind of food!" Gintoki shook Kagura nervously, with an expression of "a good father is worried that his daughter's stomach will be bad if he eats it".
Ah...it's really bald... He hoped that it wasn't my fault that he looked away from Master Xinghaifang's bald head without a trace...
When the bombardment came closer and closer, everyone lay down with their heads in their hands. Xinghai Fangzhu stood up and opened his umbrella, and the steel Yetu's unique weapon resisted the bombardment for everyone.His bald head became more and more shiny...
I'm so sorry... my group friend Xinghai Fangzhu...
He Xi lowered his head and wiped away the crocodile's tears.
04.
"...Father decided to cherish you in the future, so we have to work hard." Master Xinghaifang held up his umbrella and left, Kagura was a little surprised, stood up and looked at his father's back, with wet tears still on his face.
He Xi thoughtfully stood in the shadow not far away and waited for the little girl to dry her tears before appearing on stage...
"Little Kagura, if I want to send you a letter in the future, I can send it directly to Lei Guang's headquarters." Although there is a high possibility of being peeped.He Xi said with a smile while holding the knife in his hand, and the little girl looked at him with a little surprise, as if her girlish complex hadn't escaped yet.
I really want a sister like this ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ! ! ! !He Xi thought of her own sister, Yi Tesha, and couldn't help but feel that life is so delicate.
Thinking of this, He Xi smiled more and more gently.
"Are you going to travel to the universe? I'm with you two."
"Boy, are you trying to strike up a conversation?" The Kagura girl broke away from the girl complex...
...not cute at all!He Xi immediately became embarrassed.
The author has something to say: I am very sorry that Nissan was not able to play...
Master Xinghaifang, you are finally bald! ! ! ! [go away
☆、Travel can make people relax physically and mentally
01.
——Tani Weixing
Afutu has always believed that his life has become more and more sad and helpless since he met the Yetu kid named Shenwei, and his personal image has gradually moved towards Baofu...
He really wanted to throw that kid Shenwei to the ground!
One day, the vice-head of the Seventh Division, who had always been decadent and lazy, completely went berserk.
There is only one reason, the most troublesome group leader, Shenwei, he skipped the mission!
【Afu Rabbit, I will go to Earth to eat white rice, and I will leave the rest to you. Remember to find me on Earth. 】
This kind of bastard's message that makes people gnash their teeth in anger is undoubtedly a masterpiece of Shenwei!
Afutu felt that it might be a good choice to let Shenwei stay on the earth and harm mankind.
"Deputy head, the admiral told us to return to Chunyu headquarters immediately."
"……So complicated."
The subordinates asked cautiously, "Deputy head, what should we do now?"
Afu Rabbit waved his hands with a headache, "Go to Earth now and capture the leader back."
After getting the order, the subordinates retreated quickly, one by one running faster...
Just let the head of the group handle it to the deputy head, we don't know anything!
It's so troublesome, just quit the group...
The sub-head who gave up on himself began to have unrealistic delusions...
02.
In the end it was rejected...
Why! ! ! !Am I not attractive enough? ! !
With teary eyes, He Xi asked the blond secretary for a comforting hug, but was completely defeated by the secretary's words.
[If you have time to travel with your sister, why not take a business trip. 】
demon! !Xiao Xuete is a devil! ! ! !
Pointing at the secretary with trembling fingers, accusing her of inhumanity with her sad and indignant eyes, she was finally sneered at by a charming sister who killed thousands of homeboys in a flash...
Head Hexi VS Secretary Xuete
The leader is completely defeated!
In the end, Miss Kagura decided to go back to her home planet once, and she said arrogantly with her hands on her hips, "I want to show those useless men how lonely and painful life is without me hahahahahaha!!"
He Xi felt that she couldn't understand this girl's thoughts more and more, since you were going to leave, why are you still refusing to get on the spaceship...
You are arrogant Kagura girl.
It's hard to get rid of the girl's arrogance, He Xi sighed and pushed the girl onto the spaceship, ordering to fly to Yetu star at a very fast speed and then fly back immediately.
Suddenly, I felt several years older... He Xi rested her chin and looked at the Kagura girl opposite, eating and drinking, with inexplicable sadness in her heart.
It is definitely not because of insufficient food supplements several times that the whole ship almost starved to death! ! !
By the way, how much Kagura girl can you eat? !The whole ship's food preparations have been eaten up. How does Yinshi feed you?
He Xi fell down, and his whole body exuded the negative energy of "I'm dead, let's all go to the funeral together".Kagura swallowed the last piece of meat, lay comfortably on the table and said with a satisfied face, "Eat Aru well, usually Silver Sauce doesn't take me out to eat, I can't get enough of Aru."
He Xi clenched his fists and turned his head. If Master Xinghaifang knew that his daughter had been starving on the earth... I would be the first to die miserably... He twitched the corners of his mouth, then raised his head tremblingly, "Is that so, little Kagami likes you What else do you want to eat? Don't be polite and eat."
"There is no vinegar kumbu aru here."
"Hey!!! Immediately go to the nearest planet to buy all the vinegar kelp and come back, if you can't fit it, send it directly to the master house on the earth!!!"
"Hooray! What a tour!"
QAQ is not good at all!
He Xi immediately had the urge to die when he thought of his files that filled half the room.
Little Xuete, you devil! ! !
As for why only half of the room was filled, according to what Secretary Xuete said.
"People like the leader need to be tortured slowly to be obedient." The blond beauty pushed her glasses and told the passing subordinates, "Tell the people on the spaceship that the leader will put those documents in halfway after they are done!"
"Yes! Lord Xuete!"
Therefore, it is the master Xue Te Yujie who is the big boss behind the Lei Guang Mercenary Corps!
There are still 2 days left to fly back to Earth.
03.
Kamui got lost on the road of life...
I originally planned to eat white rice on the earth and wait for Afutu to come to pick him up, but after waiting for a few days, no one was seen.After eating and drinking, Kamui went to look for the spaceship that took him back.
But now...
"...It seems that I got on the wrong spaceship." The tall dumb hair moved, and the red-haired boy hid in a remote room where few people came and went.The large bookshelves are full of documents, which seems to be an archive room.
"What should I do?" The red-haired boy who had been smiling all the time tilted his head in distress, and then he pushed open the door with a smile, "Let's go eat first, I'm a little hungry."
- a few days later
"The food store is empty again?" Subordinate A scratched his head frantically, turned his head and said to subordinate B next to him, "Is Yetu good at eating just like that? How many times this time? The third time?"
"It's the fourth time." Subordinate B was also a little crazy, he said helplessly, "Talk to the leader first, and then go to the nearest planet to buy."
This is the subordinate C who ran over and said out of breath, "The leader said to buy vinegar kelp and come back. If it is full, it will be sent to the house of all things on earth."
"...What?! By the way, what is vinegar kelp!"
"Ghost knows!"
Subordinate A suddenly said, "Master Xuete just sent a message to help the file into the room of the leader..."
"..."
"..."
"Why are you so busy!!!" Subordinates A, B and C went crazy.
Shenwei hid above the food warehouse, blinking innocently, "So that's it, no wonder the people on this spaceship didn't notice the sudden decrease in food." After everyone left, he jumped down and said with a smile, "Night Rabbit ?"
"Looks like a lot of fun."
He lurks in a dark corner, holding his breath and waiting on the straight passage leading to the communication room.A few times Kamui lurked in the liaison room, always a blond beauty giving orders.And that woman, if I remember correctly, is probably... Kamui curled up the corners of her eyes happily, and Daimao also curled up happily under the influence of her master.
Until a black-haired boy rushed into the communication room at lightning speed, the red knife hanging on his waist was hanging conspicuously as always, his face on the verge of collapse made him want to laugh.
"Sure enough." Shenwei smiled.
At the same time, Afu Rabbit, who is on the earth, is currently in distress.
"Leader!!! Where have you been!!!"
04.
Finally, He Xi, who couldn't stand the document bombardment, rushed to the communication room to call the mastermind urgently.After a while, a beautiful blonde beauty appeared on the black screen.She pushed her glasses and said calmly, "Head, what's the matter?"
"Xiao Xuete, tell me directly, why are you angry?"
"No, leader." The blond beauty glanced at He Xi, and then said casually, "I just asked the leader a few times when you will get rid of the troubles you caused, but there is no response every time... "
They are all using honorifics... He Xi twitched the corners of his mouth, stroked his head and said, "You mean about the Earth Branch?"
"Ah, it turns out that you are listening, Captain."
"...Stop using honorifics, Xiao Xuete, and get to the point."
Xuete shrugged, "First of all, the fast aid team that usually has business dealings with us sent a congratulatory message, asking when to go to Earth for a drink and introduce a friend of his."
"Push... not good, ask him when he will go to Earth and let Lan Kui go for a ride."
"what happened?"
"I think the branch mainly focuses on selling information. Let Lan Kui go to Earth to arrange work first."
Xue Te nodded and continued, "The other thing is that Xinghai Fangzhu joined us. The other mercenary groups couldn't bear it and began to unite. It seems that there will be some actions recently."
"It just so happens that I don't like them a long time ago. As long as there is a mercenary group like our Lei Guang in the whole universe, that's enough!"
He Xi yawned, "Is there any more?"
The beauty on the screen paused, her brows furrowed tightly, her expression full of hesitation.He Xi became a little serious, raised her eyebrows and asked, "What's wrong?"
"...There is something going on over there at Chani Weixing..."
"Cha Ni Wei Xing?" He Xi frowned, "Didn't I get it done?"
"Yes, but then someone came to make trouble."
He Xi was angry, what?To rob while I'm away? !
"Where did the bastard come from! I'm going to smash the signboard!!"
Xue Te said blankly, "The Seventh Division of Chunyu."
"..." He Xi bowed his head in silence, then laughed sinisterly, "Chunyu? Seventh Division? Shenwei?"
"court death!"
He Xi raised a ferocious smile.
The blond beauty pushed her glasses silently.Then she asked calmly, "What should I do?"
"Go to the door and tear down the signboard!"
How to disassemble is the key point, idiot leader.Xue Te tried not to look at his leader with contemptuous eyes, "Do you need to accompany me?"
He Xi rubbed his chin and suggested, "How about bringing the whole Zhanfan to the door?"
"Don't you need to do other work, head of the idiot!"
"Generally speaking, shouldn't you complain about your door-to-door fights? And respect the leader!"
"Needless to say, you're going to make a mess of Chun Yu. Be serious, Commander Xiaoshou!" Xue Te breathed a sigh of relief, "How about taking Nag? A battle captain should have a coercive effect."
"Oh, oh, you really deserve to be my secretary!"
The blond beauty raised her eyebrows, raised her lips and smiled charmingly, "Leader, do you want to take another business trip?"
05.
He Xi thought for a while, then shifted her gaze to the screen, "Xiaoxuete, where is Shenwei now?"
"It should be in Chani Weixing, but there have been spaceships coming and going there recently, and I think it will be back to Chunyu's headquarters soon." Xuete forgot to look at him strangely, "Why do you ask this?"
"Ah—probably an illusion."
"??"
"It's okay, remember to inform Nag."
After finishing the communication, He Xi walked slowly with the back of his head on his head, lazily walked forward, his eyes drifted to another place, "Ah, I'm so tired, the food warehouse is always empty recently, Yetu's stomach is really amazing... "
When He Xi's figure went far away until he disappeared, in the dark corner, the red-haired boy raised the corner of his mouth, and said softly with a smile, "Did you find it? It's still as sharp as ever, so scary..."
For a moment, there was no one else.
"I'm sorry about my measurements." Kagura's slightly sour tone amused He Xi, and he sat next to Kagura with a glass of wine in his hands and smiled.Gintoki and Shinpachi, who were poured outside the small bar, stood up suddenly and looked at us in surprise.
"Okay, don't say anything, don't say anything, if you can bear it, you will only have me," Kagura bit her chopsticks, "The heroine is mine."
Gintoki and Shinpachi were stunned, then chuckled a few times, and finally Gintoki concluded, "It's the mascot, right?"
He Xi leaned over to Kagura, and said without hesitation, "How about it, you can come back with me if you don't feel comfortable living here."
"Hey, hey, you're abducting an underage girl." Yin Shi pointed at him and yelled dissatisfied.
"That's right, He Xisang, and Kagura will also say a few words."→Shinpachi
"No need, these two waste materials can't do without me." Kagura refused with a blank eye.
"Hey, Kagura-san, what is a waste material?" → Gintoki
"What is waste material..." → Xinpachi
He Xi laughed and slapped the table, and said with high spirits, "Chocolate Buffy! I'm going to book the room today!"
"This is a bar, not a dessert shop!" Dengshi replied, taking a puff of his cigarette.
"I also want Chocolate Buffy, count the boy sitting there!"
"Ayin is so cunning! Then I want a hundred vinegar kelp!"
"Where is the lower limit for the two of you!!"
"So this is a bar, not a supermarket, or a dessert shop!"
Afu Rabbit twitched the corner of his mouth and looked at the red-haired boy in front of him, "Leader, please bring something like your mobile phone with you from now on."
"Hey, that kind of thing is so troublesome."
The trouble is us! !Afutu covered his face in despair, "Forget it, let's go back quickly."
The red-haired boy smiled and said, "It's too much, Afutu, I haven't eaten enough white rice on the earth."
Afu Rabbit: "..."
Just quit the group!
The author has something to say: the whole chapter has a kind of subtle rush, why...
Tragic Uncle Rabbit... I'm sorry for you! ! ! !
The revised chapter has been completed, and the original memory chapter will be put in a later place... let's make a preview of the next chapter
[Red Sakura Chapter] Fighting is also a form of diplomacy
Come and remove the signboard! !Let's get off the ground first!
He Xi bombarded Chun Yu... [Hey!
☆. Dismounting Mawei is a must for meeting people
01.
The stars in the vast universe are twinkling, which is breathtakingly beautiful. The flow of time seems to be static, and the beauty is eternal.on the edge
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