[Entertainment] Otome's game
Chapter 306
Lin Ruixian chooses to stay here forever, but she thinks that the word is more suitable to be called "Yongzhui here", which falls into the trap of the devil and can no longer climb up here.
But it doesn't matter what words are used to describe it. The important thing is that Lin Ruixian has become a god. It can also be called a program or GM, whatever you call it. In short, the whole game belongs to her.The whole world belongs to her, and she can do whatever she wants.
The GM is gone, and she was given a modeling panel before leaving the scene, and all game settings can be changed on that virtual screen.Lin Ruixian couldn't understand the complex screen full of various symbols, and the GM who served her home gave her an AI assistant. The gods only need to say what they want, and other invisible AIs will take care of it.
The first requirement of Lin Ruixian, who became a god, for this world is to eat dry without gaining weight, to have a healthy baby, and to be thinner. Before filming, he must lose at least [-] catties.
Yes, the first 'oracle' issued by a guy who has become a god is to lose weight for himself.
Ha ha.
For a creature like salted fish, it makes no difference whether it becomes a god or not.
In this way, Xianyu thinks that he has perfectly solved the bug of how to play a thin character after pregnancy, and thinks he is a little genius.The genius turned around and was slapped in the face, she was pregnant!Not to mention fat, who doesn't panic when the scale falls every day?If stealthy weight loss is still reasonable, she would not be taboo, and would eat more when she was pregnant, but instead of gaining weight, she lost more weight.
Just ask, who doesn't panic?Li Zhengzai even beat the child in a panic!
The newly appointed god is hurting, this is not the right way to go! ! !
This unfolding is of course wrong, but even more wrong unfolding hasn't happened yet.
Cannes is about to close, that is, the awards ceremony is coming. Li Junpu can't eat or sleep all day long and harass Lin Ruixian, saying that he is ready to come to Cannes to accompany him. This is his grand funeral. In fact, there are still expectations. Why? Maybe not expecting it.
At the same time, Lin Ruixian, who was entangled by her husband, was very irritable. On the one hand, there was an unexplainable game setting problem, and on the other, Li Junpu was nagging.Under the entanglement between the two parties, he has just become a god recently. Although he is not too excited, he also clearly knows that the god is omnipotent. The salted fish god summoned the auxiliary AI and gave the second oracle. This year's golden palm belongs to Li Junpu oracle.
At the closing ceremony, Lin Ruixian, who walked the red carpet with the crew, was extremely relaxed in the tense environment around him. The relaxed Jin Huixiu even complained. If she is also selected, let's see if she will be so relaxed.Lin Ruixian wanted to say that it would be easy for her to be selected, but seeing Li Junpu sweating non-stop, the square scarf that was originally used as a decoration in the pocket of the suit jacket became a handkerchief to wipe sweat, so she didn't say it.
Li Junpu was really nervous, he didn't dare to tell others, so he whispered to Lin Ruixian, he felt that he was standing on the edge of a cliff, and if he took a step forward, he would fall down.Lin Ruixian couldn't understand this description, what does it mean to stand on the edge of a cliff?Even if you don't win an award, you won't be standing on the edge of a cliff.
They were already at the ceremony, and there were people from all directions, and the ceremony would start after the red carpet was over.Li Junpu didn't know if he couldn't hold it anymore, so he took Lin Ruixian out to smoke a cigarette, led her around to find a dead corner, checked back and forth to make sure there was no one around, and dared not speak loudly The school girl's shoulder told her a shocking secret.
"Jin Shouhuan slandered "Parasite" for plagiarism!"
A word was said urgently and quickly, and the breath was sprayed into Lin Ruixian's ear canal. Li Junpu who spoke was in a panic, and Lin Ruixian was stunned when he heard it.
"what?"
The questioning voice was slightly louder than the normal speaking volume, but Li Junpu's reaction was as if she was yelling, and he quickly covered her mouth, making Lin Ruixian feel uncomfortable under the pressure.
Li Junpu was really panicked, the thing was too weird, the weirdness exceeded his cognition.Keeping this big secret, no one dared to tell the senior, who couldn't hold it anymore, and told the junior how the weird things happened very fast.
Last night, Jin Shouhuan went to Li Junpu's room and told him that there is a way to exclude "Parasite" from the selection scope. The problem is that after Bong Junhao is excluded from the competition, his probability of winning is not [-]%.But if Feng Junhao stood in the way, "Martyrdom in Love" would have almost no chance of winning.
The way to promote Junhao's exit is to 'slander' the other party for plagiarism. As long as the news is sent to the selection committee, even if "Parasite" has already won the award, as long as it is not announced, it will be withdrawn and No.2 will go up.
The plagiarism of "Parasite" is an Indian movie. The main line of the movie is that the male protagonist infiltrates a rich family as a bodyguard, and brings his family members in, and then the poor boy goes up to marry the rich daughter.The main line does have a slight similarity with "Parasite", such as the protagonists are all human beings, and the class conflict between the bottom and the rich.
But as long as you have watched the two movies carefully, you will know that if the Indian movie released in 1999 had to say that "Parasite" was plagiarized, then Feng Junhao probably didn't know how to make such a fool. a kind of plagiarism.
But such a stupid kind of plagiarism, if the Indian director complained to the organizing committee for plagiarism before the award, then even if "Parasite" was not plagiarized, in order to maintain the reputation of Cannes, it would be better to do less than to do more. Feng Junhao really There is a high probability of being kicked out.
It happened yesterday. Jin Shouhuan had already dealt with everything during the day. He found Li Junpu at night and said, I kicked Feng Junhao out. Being exposed to stir up public opinion; if you don’t win the prize and this matter is exposed, you will be thrown out by us to be a thunderbolt. At that time, all you have to do is refuse to admit it. On the surface, we will not help you, but secretly everyone still cooperates square.
To put it simply, if Li Junpu wins the Golden Palm (the highest award in Cannes), the troublemaker showbox will do his best to protect him; but if he doesn't win the trophy, then... see you later.
In this way, Li Junpu stood on the edge of the cliff. If he cannot stand on the podium today, the Korean film industry will not be able to tolerate him in the future.It is true that everyone is not competing fairly, and whether he wins an award or not is not purely based on the production of the film, but it is too despicable to do so, and Li Junpu dare not think that he will have the face to stay in Korea after the news is spread.
Li Junpu couldn't understand why things developed like this. Two days ago, Jin Shouhuan told him that it was a great victory to be able to come to Cannes at his age and stand on the same platform as Bong Junhao.When he was in mourning, Jin Shouhuan also comforted him not to worry too much about whether he could win the award, and it would not be ashamed to lose, and even less shameful to lose to Feng Junhao.
But only two days!two days!Why can the world change so much in two days? ? ?
Lin Ruixian, who published the "Oracle" two days ago, opened his mouth slightly and couldn't say a word. Li Junpu thought she was frightened and stupid, and he was stupid too, but he said it anyway, and he said it a lot. It's better to share.
As the co-owner of the secret, Li Junpu clasped Lin Ruixian's hand and went back to the venue. When facing other people's conversations, he could not only raise his spirits to cope, but also help Lin Ruixian who was distracted to deal with it.The senior felt that it was his responsibility for the junior girl to panic, and he had an obligation to protect comrades in a country.
Comrades from a country came back holding hands, sat back to their original positions and still held hands, Jin Huixiu poked Lin Ruixian with his arm to signal her to let go, there are cameras all around, why is this!Lin Ruixian is completely out of shape. She is researching whether there is any bug in her control panel. Just like her golden finger, the bug that is not a god is her bug.
Everything in this world is real, so real that a butterfly flapping its tiny wings can cause a sandstorm.The real running world is disturbed by external forces. In order to eliminate the problems caused by external forces, the logic line that maintains the running of the world makes the unreasonable oracles reasonable.
But Lin Ruixian would rather it be unreasonable!How reasonable is this TM!
Yes, Li Junpu can get the golden palm today, but what about after that?He will bear an extremely bad reputation, a reputation that no matter how high he goes, he will be spurned by others, what the hell is the use of this rationality!
An oracle is an oracle, and the oracle will definitely be realized in the kingdom of God. The realized oracle is about to become a reality. Lin Ruixian's hand was almost broken by Li Junpu.
The jury award (the second best film) is only short of the award. Two film teams from the same country are arranged to sit together, and the directors sit on both sides with several actors separated.The actors were very nervous, both for themselves and for the director. Among the directors, only Li Junpu seemed to be nervous, his nervous face turned white and his hands trembled, but Feng Junhao seemed very calm, and the arc of his smile did not change much.
"Martyrdom" by Li Junpu.
When these words spread throughout the venue through the speakers, Jin Huixiu clasped Lin Ruixian's arm, her nails dug into her flesh, her throat suppressed her screaming, her face burst into red, what a great surprise!Li Junpu, on the other hand, slumped on the chair, his eyes straightened, and he remained motionless.
Lin Ruixian, who was sitting between the two, felt the great malice from the world, and perhaps the distant ridicule from the GM who had already left.
Li Junpu's legs were so weak that he couldn't stand up. He was pulled up by Jin Shouhuan. The actors in the next-door crew let out good-natured laughter. They didn't know anything. Applause for winning.
Along with the applause, there were also whispers from everywhere, some in English, some in small languages, some they could understand, some they couldn't understand.The luckiest person tonight was brought to the stage by Jin Shouhuan with his arm stuck all the way. He almost fell when he went up the steps alone.
The young man was overjoyed when he got the key to the sky. As seniors, there are quite a lot of people with good intentions.Li Junpu is very young. In terms of the profession of a director, Li Junpu, who was twenty years old, was an infant when he was young.
The little baby’s acceptance speech didn’t match the preface and the postscript, and it was very confusing. He spoke Korean for a while and English for a while. Li Junpu didn’t know what he was talking about, and he didn’t know whether he should be happy or afraid. All this was in accordance with his imagination. so different!
When Li Junpu came down from the stage holding the trophy, the ceremony was almost over.Lin Ruixian waited for a long time before the senior came back. She got up and went to the backcourt to find someone, but she couldn't find it. The stage was already talking about the conclusion, so she simply summoned the god panel to find someone.
The Shenming panel provides GPRS positioning. Lin Ruixian followed the red arrow that only he could see, and walked all the way to a men's bathroom. After hesitating for two seconds, he asked the assistant AI if there was anyone else in it. After confirming that there was no one, he went in and asked the AI to help seal the door To die, she pushed open the doors of the compartments one by one, until the innermost one could no longer be pushed, and then she opened her mouth.
"senior?"
"..."
"Senior?"
"..."
"Li Junpu?"
"..."
"Idiot, are you here!"
The door lock 'clicked' and opened.
Lin Ruixian looked at the person sitting on the toilet inside the door in pain, his face was full of snot and tears, he was crying stupidly, he had put on makeup, and the makeup was also worn out now, his clothes were wet for some reason, he didn't look like a lucky person who had achieved fame Well, the victims who have been raped by others are pretty much the same.
As the instigator, Lin Ruixian had mixed feelings in his heart, he opened and closed his mouth but couldn't utter a single word.Seeing her expression, Li Junpu didn't know what he misunderstood, sobbed fiercely, covered his face and howled in the next second, Lin Ruixian, who moved too suddenly, was defenseless and let out a 'puchi'.
"ah!!!!!"
"I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry..."
After countless sorrys, Lin Ruixian took the hem of the skirt to the side compartment and pulled out a pile of papers and stuffed them into Li Junpu's hands, trying to comfort him. Don't care about those details, it's not important, it's important to win the prize.
Li Junpu didn't listen, he was in a situation of self-loathing, what he said was disgusting, really disgusting, he would never come to Cannes in his life, how would he face Feng Junhao in the future, what qualifications did he have to make movies blah blah.
Lin Ruixian, who couldn't comfort him no matter what, had to call Li Zhengjae. Her husband came with Kim Shouhuan. As soon as the men came, the lady was pushed out of the men's bathroom. Lin Ruixian, who was waiting at the door, wanted to turn back time, but it's a pity It's not omnipotent, at least the control panel doesn't have the option to go back in time.
Time cannot be turned back, what has been done is done, and the hole dug can bury the dead.
Li Junpu wearing sunglasses at the closing party in Cannes was a bit weird, but it is normal to be dressed in a strange way in the art circle. What is abnormal is probably that Feng Junhao and Li Junpu clinked a glass of wine and said something about being a young man, and ,There is ample time.
With this sentence, Li Junpu told Lin Ruixian when he came out of the party, I want to apply for military service, and I will serve in the military when I return home!
Lin Ruixian raised his hands in favor of his military service, and Jin Shouhuan smiled and said, according to the contract, sorry, you can't serve in the military early.
Whether or not disaster can be avoided through military service is not at the discretion of Li Junpu, nor Kim Shouhuan, but Feng Junhao, who fought back.
Everyone fights head-on, wins, I admit defeat, but you use tricks?Who wouldn't.
Less than an hour before the party ended, Lin Ruixian was still watching Li Junpu and Jin Shouhuan quarreling when he received a call from Li Cangdong, saying that Feng Junhao applied for internal review at the Directors Association and attacked Li Junpu for improper competition.Internal deliberation is not very important, what is important is that Feng Junhao made everyone stand in line, and Li Junpu was his enemy.
It is true that Li Junpu, who won Cannes, is a supernova, but no matter how powerful a new star collides with the stars in the circle, it doesn't matter which side will benefit the most.
Li Cangdong who called was not to say which side he would choose, but to tell Lin Ruixian to stay away from Li Junpu, and not to cause trouble for their project.
Before Lin Ruixian hung up the phone, the person in charge of CJ knocked on the door. Lee Jung-jae told Lin Ruixian that they could leave when he saw someone.
As the husband of a comrade-in-arms, Li Zhengzai wants to kick the other party away, so don't involve others if you die.But Lin Ruixian thought she was the one who should be unlucky, so he sat down anyway.When she sat down, it was impossible for Lee Jung-jae to leave. No one in the room left, and everyone listened to a recording brought by that person.
The content of the recording is the "confession" of the Indian director who accused "Parasite" of plagiarism, describing in detail how a Korean found him and what price he asked him to complain to the organizing committee about Feng Junhao's plagiarism.
After the recording was played, the capital side with evidence made an offer. Within two years, five films would be filmed for free, and the matter would be sealed after filming. At least they would not interfere with CJ.As for what Feng Junhao wants, CJ can guarantee that there will be no problems within two years.
The man hadn't finished speaking, Li Junpu nodded and wanted to agree, Jin Shouhuan kicked over and entered the bargaining session.
For directors who play art and pursue noble character, Jin Shouhuan's methods are despicable, but for businessmen who play business, this is a normal way of commercial competition. I can win because I have the ability.
The capable Kim Shou-hwan confronted the CJ people not because of Li Junpu, but because of the interests represented behind the symbol 'Li Junpu' who won Cannes in the [-]th generation.
Two businessmen haggled over prices, until the last five films became seven films, and two years became three years. One was responsible for production and the other was responsible for distribution. Everyone worked together for a win-win situation and a happy cooperation.
The businessmen who quickly became close friends ordered room service to drink to celebrate the upcoming cooperation. Li Junpu, who had no right to speak, sat blankly with blank eyes. Lin Ruixian wanted to comfort him, but was pulled aside by Lee Jungjae. and necessary.
Lin Ruixian wanted to say that he couldn't find a foothold, so he secretly told the child's father about Li Cangdong's phone call, saying that Li Junpu was in danger.Li Zhengzai told her that as long as the contract is signed, no one can move Li Junpu.
"Why?" Lin Ruixian couldn't understand, "They only filmed for two years, what will Li Junpu do after two years?"
Li Zhengzai hesitated to speak, he didn't want to say those words to Lin Ruixian, he motioned his little wife to sit first, and dragged Li Junpu to the bedroom to talk.The conversation between the two of them happened the next day, and Li Junpu still told Lin Ruixian. The director said that he was brought into a new world.
In that world, the name Li Junpu was very valuable, either as an adjective or in real money.He will be very valuable, so valuable that Feng Junhao, who used to be so rich, can't do anything to him, because the capital that made him valuable will not allow Feng Junhao to do anything.
Lin Ruixian, who sneaked out while the big fox was sleeping, made the crazy guy, "Speak human."
"They asked me to participate in money laundering." Li Junpu grinned strangely, with a fierce look in his eyes, but his tone was very flat, "You are powerful in front of fans, but I am king on the set, but in front of money, we are all rich." Human toys."
This is how the toys of the rich play like this. To win Cannes, "Martyrdom in Love" must have a box office of tens of millions, no matter whether it can actually reach the box office of tens of millions, as long as the public will not doubt that it is worthwhile to win Cannes. Tens of millions of people choose, and the box office of "Martyrdom in Love" will skyrocket.
"Martyrdom for Love" is the down payment of the toy.
Next, as a talented director selected by Cannes, Li Junpu can make tens of millions of box office for an art film, and it is impossible for a commercial film to have a low box office.It is a verbal agreement that he will work for free, but the contract will not be signed like that. The film contract signed by a genius director is not calculated according to the contract fee but according to the project share. The share of the seven films, the seven films are finished in two years but not released in two years , The number of years depends on when the money is convenient to be operated.
After the deposit is paid, the payment method of the final payment is nothing special. After all, Li Junpu, who has boarded the pirate ship, will not be able to get off.
Li Junpu, who got on the pirate ship, asked Lin Ruixian if he wanted to join the boat. The junior girl thought that the senior was crazy, "You are sick!"
"It's not that I'm sick, it's that I found out that the world is like this. It's what we're looking for that others can get with a raise of their hand." Li Junpu bit his unlit cigarette holder, his eyes were bloody that he hadn't slept all night, and he also had the madness of collapsed beliefs .
He told Lin Ruixian that it is better to rely on himself than to rely on anyone, Li Zhengzai might be just a little thing in the eyes of those people, and she cannot rely on Li Zhengzai.It's better to be honest, he has seven film contracts in his hand, and at least five of them can be won by her.No matter how bad the film is, the money will not miss her.
And Kim Nami, doesn't that guy want to do theater all day long? Playing theater is the most expensive, so he wants to make money.She just couldn't write what she couldn't write about the script that was aimed at the box office, and she could still get paid for the project with her name on it. The script of "Martyrdom in Love" is the golden palm of Cannes, and Kannami, who wrote "Martyrdom in Love", even offered a sky-high price, so why not.
"What do we want to win prizes so much? Isn't it just for money? Now that we have more money, why not do it!"
Lin Ruixian didn't know whether the person in front of her was brainwashed by the big fox, or driven crazy by the collapsing world. She only knew that her oracle destroyed a person.
Ruined the frank boy who told her with certainty that I wanted a grand funeral and lost as well.
Lin Ruixian, who had become a god, withered, and did not dare to open the control panel that symbolized the scepter that could control the world. After returning to China, he shrank in that house and did not go anywhere.
Lin Ruixian, who was squatting at home, was only waiting for "Concubine Yin" to start, and the overwhelming honor of the outside world made "Martyrdom" a god.
Such a young director, such a young writer, such a young creative team, they beat Bong Junhao to win the golden palm, what else can they be on the altar.
This time, Lin Ruixian rushed to the altar not as a chicken or a dog but as a partner of a fairy. The number of script invitations he received could fill the entire floor of the company. Jin Bingshan timely released the news of Lin Ruixian's participation in "Concubine Yin" Going out, the attention of the project skyrocketed just as Li Cangdong thought.
The launch conference of "Concubine Yin" was so big that countless media came. Lin Ruixian at the press conference was a bit exaggeratedly thin, really a paper person.A slender beauty is still a beauty, but a woman who is so thin that she is almost skinny cannot be described as beautiful, it will only make people feel weird.
The news after the press conference was all about how dedicated the actress was to her job. After the press conference, the actress was swearing wildly by Li Cangdong.
The gods messed up again.
Ms. Lin's 1.6 meters three is not fat at all, 45 kg, which is already thin by the standard of ordinary people, and also thin by the range of actresses.And on this basis, she asked to lose 1.6 catties, 34 catties. The [-] meter three girl is only [-] kg, can you see it?Skinny, what a fart!
The gods didn't want to mess around, and when the red blood in Li Zhengzai's eyes became more and more exaggerated, Lin Ruixian wanted to stop, and he thought of it.But her operation panel can't suspend the oracle that has been issued, and can only overwrite it with another oracle.
Lin Ruixian didn't dare to use another oracle to cover it. She was thin first and then suddenly became fat. Lee Jung Jae could be crazy, but now he is almost crazy.
That guy told her eight times a day that we would not be filming anymore, and even Yin Chunxiao wanted to say that the project should be shelved first, not that we have to shoot now.Everyone was afraid that something would happen to her. The nutritionist would rather break the contract and resign. He couldn't continue the job. He was afraid that Lin Ruixian would die in his hands, so he could change careers directly.
Becoming a god should be something that can reach the sky with a golden finger, but becoming a god has become a lot of trouble for Lin Ruixian.
The gods can't do whatever they want, the gods have to be logical, because such an absurd game is the real world.
In the real world, the producer scolded the actress to death, and the character was set to be thin, but not so thin as a skeleton!Lin Ruixian's ghostly appearance is still a fart!Gain weight on me now!
Fat is a little goblin, it takes hard work to get rid of it, and it is not so easy to have it.
The camera can still be turned on, change the shooting plan, and move the worst period of "Concubine Yin" to the front, that is, the period when she was imprisoned as a member of the royal family and had to eat and drink, she was as skinny as a stick. Reluctantly is also passable.
When it was turned on, there was another small problem. Does anyone remember that 'Concubine Yin' was unwilling to spend her life that was over? Lin Ruixian couldn't summon the gods.She is pregnant, and her modeling is unstable, so she can't summon the gods. If she becomes a god, she can ignore the unstable modeling, but Concubine Yin herself is not happy, and even a crippled god like her can't force an ethereal character.
Lin Ruixian has no gold finger anymore, and was forced to perform in person. On the first day of the performance, except for the simplest cutscene "OK" which represented the start of the show, there was no scene after that.
In the simplest shot, Concubine Yin, who was locked in the cell, squatted under the high window, staring at the sky outside the window in a daze.
This shot just can't pass, Lin Ruixian who can't use the golden finger is one of the problems, and Yin Chunxiao is the second problem.
At present, the director who has been able to communicate with the team's previous problems was magnified at this time. She didn't know how to explain to Lin Ruixian that what you gave was not what I wanted. She couldn't tell what kind of performance she wanted. All I can say is that you are not Concubine Yin.
It started at 09:30, and the first game passed at [-]:[-]. Since then, it has been "come again, come again, no, no, no, come again." Until [-] o'clock in the afternoon, Li Cangdong intervened, announcing that work would be over for today, leaving Lin Ruixian and Yin Chunxiao alone, and asked the two girls to communicate with each other about what went wrong.
The three of them sat in the prison cell set up on the set, with the yellow earth under their feet and low walls around them. The bed was a wooden plank covered with hay. For the sake of realism, many ants and cockroaches were put in the haystack. Now the cockroaches are in the three wandering under human feet.These little animals couldn't get out, and the only exit was sprayed with a bunch of pesticides, and those who crawled there were killed.
In midsummer, the light in the shed made the room extremely hot. After shooting for a whole day, the smell of sweat and the smell of insecticide that had to be reapplied every half hour were entangled together. The smell made people want to vomit, and Lin Ruixian was extremely uncomfortable. But Li Cangdong just wants to talk here.
Li Cangdong, who wanted to chat in this terrible place, chose not to speak, and let the two of them talk.
It is inconvenient for Li Cangdong to say more, he is afraid that this time he will be relied on to solve the communication problem, and after that he will be relied on all the time, he cannot be on the set at any time, even if he can be there every day, this is not his work, don't make it to the end If he is filming, then what is the meaning of Yin Chunxiao's existence.
The actress who knew why the producer didn’t speak looked at the director who was frowning and wanted to speak, but he might not be able to organize the language and sighed. Dare to send it casually, but the golden finger doesn't work, how can this be solved?
Coincidentally, what Yin Chunxiao thinks is that poor communication is her own problem, but she doesn't know how to solve this problem. She has told her everything Lin Ruixian can tell, and she can point out everything Lin Ruixian did wrong, but she just said no. What comes out is right.
The three were entangled in an environment full of 'little animals', until Lee Jung-jae heard that they were over, and when he saw that scene, he stretched out his hand to let Lim Seo-hyun come out.Li Cangdong has been unhappy with him for a long time, because this guy always comes out to stir up trouble, and they are doing something serious!
Li Zhengzai watched their master and apprentice unhappy for a long time, do you know what it means to take care of pregnant women?Can Lin Ruixian stay in that environment!
Seeing that the two men were about to choke, Lin Ruixian dragged Yin Chunxiao out to interrupt the men who were fighting with their eyes, and prepared to go outside for a chat.Seeing them coming out, the props who had been waiting nearby quickly rushed in with the insecticide and sprayed it on the protective circle surrounded by tape, one bottle at a time, the lethal dose.
Li Zhengzai, who was one step behind, almost exploded seeing his spray method, can a pregnant woman smell that thing!
The father-to-be is on the verge of breaking out at any time recently, and the mother-to-be is tired, so she takes him by the hand and walks outside. The shooting is enough, don't bother.She can't die, she and the child can't die, and they live very well!
Outside the set, Li Zhengzai wanted to take Lin Ruixian back, but Li Cangdong told him not to get in the way, they still had problems to solve.Lin Ruixian sighed and proposed to eat, the pregnant woman is hungry, please fill my stomach first before you fight.
Recently, Lee Jung-jae, who carried all kinds of snacks with him, took out a few pieces of chocolate for Lin Ruixian to eat first, and then asked her what she wanted to eat.Lin Ruixian asked Yin Chunxiao what he wanted to eat, the girl hung her head and said nothing, she seemed to be mourned again.
Li Cangdong, who also found that his apprentice seemed to have shrunk back into the turtle shell, was a little annoyed. He said that he wanted to eat something casually, and there was a row of small restaurants outside the studio park.Li Zhengzai ignored him and suggested to eat ginseng chicken soup to nourish him.The set is in the suburbs, where can I get Samgyetang? If you want to drink Samgyetang, you have to go to the urban area.
Li Cangdong immediately complained that Li Zhengzai was looking for trouble for nothing, and whether he wanted to shoot or not.Li Zhengzai turned back and said to him, if he doesn't shoot, he won't shoot.
"I'm a producer!" What are you!
"The company is mine." I am the patron!
Li Cangdong, who was suffocated, didn't swear at all, but Li Zhengzai smirked and asked him if he would eat ginseng chicken soup.
"Okay!" Lin Ruixian was so annoyed, this group of people was three years old, "Ask someone to buy ginseng chicken soup and send it over!" First look at Li Zhengzai, "Is it okay?" Then look at Li Cangdong, "It's okay!"
The two men looked at the sky and the ground, and agreed by default.Lin Ruixian sighed, why did she become a kindergarten teacher? ? ?
The teacher in the top class of the kindergarten has to face a child who is suspected of being autistic. The child doesn't say anything and can't communicate at all. Lin Ruixian is depressed. If it weren't for her inability...
Wait a minute, she is a god, right? Gods can change the direction of the world, and they should also be able to change the personality of AI?
The new version of the god is ready to make trouble, but Lin Ruixian, who has not encountered any good things after becoming a god, is afraid that he will mess up, so he thinks for a moment and pulls Yin Chunxiao aside.
"I have a special ability, which can make you very good at talking. You can say whatever you think, you..." Lin Ruixian saw her look up, and reached out his hand to ask her not to interrupt, "Don't worry about it I am reliable, you just need to know that I have a special function, anyway, I have it, are you willing to accept the transformation of this special function?"
Yin Chunxiao, who nodded without thinking, has only one question, "Can your special function really allow me to say whatever I want?"
The god with supernatural powers said, "Wait."
The god who gave the third oracle to the assistant AI looked at the "test subject" eagerly, and the test subject also looked at her, looked at each other, and was silent for three or four seconds. When Lin Ruixian wanted to say that there was another BUG, Yin Chunxiao spoke up.
"You are ugly."
"Fuck?"
Yin Chunxiao's "Golden Mouth" couldn't stop once it started, "You are so ugly, how can you be so ugly, you are already ugly in reality, and you are even uglier in the camera, I couldn't shoot from many angles, you It's really ugly..."
"Ah!" Lin Ruixian slapped him, "What did you say?!"
"I didn't lie to you, you are really ugly, I can't accept that Concubine Yin will be so ugly!" Yin Chunxiao was aggrieved, "Why did you become so ugly, only the eyes are beautiful, but I can't just pat the eyes, I can't Tell you that you have become so ugly. You have worked so hard to lose weight, and you are so thin that you can’t see it. If I tell you, you are ugly..."
"Yin Chunxiao!" Lin Ruixian was annoyed by a series of 'ugly, ugly' attacks, "You are ugly!!!"
The girls just walked away a little but didn't go far, at least not so far that the men couldn't notice their big movement. When there was a big movement, the two people next to them came over.
When I came here, I heard two girls arguing. It was really noisy. Yin Chunxiao is like a machine gun. The core keyword is ugly, and countless attacks have been launched around this word.Lin Ruixian fought back crazily, we compare our looks, I am [-] times prettier than you, you are ugly, you are ugly!
The ugly monsters almost tore each other up on the spot. It was the teacher pulling the apprentice and the husband pulling his wife away to avoid a war. Just like that, Lin Ruixian was still in Li Zhengzai's arms, trying to strangle the ugly monster to death.
After this battle, Li Cangdong looked forward to Li Zhengjae's arrival every day when the machine was turned on again. Otherwise, the director and the actress would fight each other, and it would be difficult for him to fight. Every time he fell into a vortex, women were really scary.
Women are really scary, and Yin Chunxiao doesn't know what switch was turned on. When he encounters anything that doesn't go his way, he speaks up directly. It's as small as the food on the set is terrible, and it's as big as a certain person joining the project in the name of Li Cangdong. The supporting actor's acting skills are terrible, and I don't know how he got along all these years.
Every time Lin Ruixian sees her pissing off people so smoothly, she always thinks, how much little theater in that guy's brain he usually holds back, and Yin Chunxiao, who can talk, is very doggy. She reads a lot of books and movies. Sets.
What you are wasting here is not my time but your life, your acting skills are like that golden ship, destined to hit the iceberg, can you give me some value of your existence before hitting the iceberg?
Tell the lighting engineer, you are just lighting up and not creating the sun. If you really think you are Apollo, can you drive your carriage and do something real?Tell the props, I want a historical earth wall, not an earth wall made by children peeing and mud. When you were young, you played with mud a lot. Do you miss your childhood when you grow up?
What else, have you seen that mouse (a prop, a real mouse, to highlight Concubine Yin's poor living environment), its acting skills are better than yours, why do you want to be an actor?Is the Korean entertainment industry a trash bin?Does it exist just for people like you?
Is there any benefit? Yin Chunxiao can say whatever he really wants.
But it doesn't matter what words are used to describe it. The important thing is that Lin Ruixian has become a god. It can also be called a program or GM, whatever you call it. In short, the whole game belongs to her.The whole world belongs to her, and she can do whatever she wants.
The GM is gone, and she was given a modeling panel before leaving the scene, and all game settings can be changed on that virtual screen.Lin Ruixian couldn't understand the complex screen full of various symbols, and the GM who served her home gave her an AI assistant. The gods only need to say what they want, and other invisible AIs will take care of it.
The first requirement of Lin Ruixian, who became a god, for this world is to eat dry without gaining weight, to have a healthy baby, and to be thinner. Before filming, he must lose at least [-] catties.
Yes, the first 'oracle' issued by a guy who has become a god is to lose weight for himself.
Ha ha.
For a creature like salted fish, it makes no difference whether it becomes a god or not.
In this way, Xianyu thinks that he has perfectly solved the bug of how to play a thin character after pregnancy, and thinks he is a little genius.The genius turned around and was slapped in the face, she was pregnant!Not to mention fat, who doesn't panic when the scale falls every day?If stealthy weight loss is still reasonable, she would not be taboo, and would eat more when she was pregnant, but instead of gaining weight, she lost more weight.
Just ask, who doesn't panic?Li Zhengzai even beat the child in a panic!
The newly appointed god is hurting, this is not the right way to go! ! !
This unfolding is of course wrong, but even more wrong unfolding hasn't happened yet.
Cannes is about to close, that is, the awards ceremony is coming. Li Junpu can't eat or sleep all day long and harass Lin Ruixian, saying that he is ready to come to Cannes to accompany him. This is his grand funeral. In fact, there are still expectations. Why? Maybe not expecting it.
At the same time, Lin Ruixian, who was entangled by her husband, was very irritable. On the one hand, there was an unexplainable game setting problem, and on the other, Li Junpu was nagging.Under the entanglement between the two parties, he has just become a god recently. Although he is not too excited, he also clearly knows that the god is omnipotent. The salted fish god summoned the auxiliary AI and gave the second oracle. This year's golden palm belongs to Li Junpu oracle.
At the closing ceremony, Lin Ruixian, who walked the red carpet with the crew, was extremely relaxed in the tense environment around him. The relaxed Jin Huixiu even complained. If she is also selected, let's see if she will be so relaxed.Lin Ruixian wanted to say that it would be easy for her to be selected, but seeing Li Junpu sweating non-stop, the square scarf that was originally used as a decoration in the pocket of the suit jacket became a handkerchief to wipe sweat, so she didn't say it.
Li Junpu was really nervous, he didn't dare to tell others, so he whispered to Lin Ruixian, he felt that he was standing on the edge of a cliff, and if he took a step forward, he would fall down.Lin Ruixian couldn't understand this description, what does it mean to stand on the edge of a cliff?Even if you don't win an award, you won't be standing on the edge of a cliff.
They were already at the ceremony, and there were people from all directions, and the ceremony would start after the red carpet was over.Li Junpu didn't know if he couldn't hold it anymore, so he took Lin Ruixian out to smoke a cigarette, led her around to find a dead corner, checked back and forth to make sure there was no one around, and dared not speak loudly The school girl's shoulder told her a shocking secret.
"Jin Shouhuan slandered "Parasite" for plagiarism!"
A word was said urgently and quickly, and the breath was sprayed into Lin Ruixian's ear canal. Li Junpu who spoke was in a panic, and Lin Ruixian was stunned when he heard it.
"what?"
The questioning voice was slightly louder than the normal speaking volume, but Li Junpu's reaction was as if she was yelling, and he quickly covered her mouth, making Lin Ruixian feel uncomfortable under the pressure.
Li Junpu was really panicked, the thing was too weird, the weirdness exceeded his cognition.Keeping this big secret, no one dared to tell the senior, who couldn't hold it anymore, and told the junior how the weird things happened very fast.
Last night, Jin Shouhuan went to Li Junpu's room and told him that there is a way to exclude "Parasite" from the selection scope. The problem is that after Bong Junhao is excluded from the competition, his probability of winning is not [-]%.But if Feng Junhao stood in the way, "Martyrdom in Love" would have almost no chance of winning.
The way to promote Junhao's exit is to 'slander' the other party for plagiarism. As long as the news is sent to the selection committee, even if "Parasite" has already won the award, as long as it is not announced, it will be withdrawn and No.2 will go up.
The plagiarism of "Parasite" is an Indian movie. The main line of the movie is that the male protagonist infiltrates a rich family as a bodyguard, and brings his family members in, and then the poor boy goes up to marry the rich daughter.The main line does have a slight similarity with "Parasite", such as the protagonists are all human beings, and the class conflict between the bottom and the rich.
But as long as you have watched the two movies carefully, you will know that if the Indian movie released in 1999 had to say that "Parasite" was plagiarized, then Feng Junhao probably didn't know how to make such a fool. a kind of plagiarism.
But such a stupid kind of plagiarism, if the Indian director complained to the organizing committee for plagiarism before the award, then even if "Parasite" was not plagiarized, in order to maintain the reputation of Cannes, it would be better to do less than to do more. Feng Junhao really There is a high probability of being kicked out.
It happened yesterday. Jin Shouhuan had already dealt with everything during the day. He found Li Junpu at night and said, I kicked Feng Junhao out. Being exposed to stir up public opinion; if you don’t win the prize and this matter is exposed, you will be thrown out by us to be a thunderbolt. At that time, all you have to do is refuse to admit it. On the surface, we will not help you, but secretly everyone still cooperates square.
To put it simply, if Li Junpu wins the Golden Palm (the highest award in Cannes), the troublemaker showbox will do his best to protect him; but if he doesn't win the trophy, then... see you later.
In this way, Li Junpu stood on the edge of the cliff. If he cannot stand on the podium today, the Korean film industry will not be able to tolerate him in the future.It is true that everyone is not competing fairly, and whether he wins an award or not is not purely based on the production of the film, but it is too despicable to do so, and Li Junpu dare not think that he will have the face to stay in Korea after the news is spread.
Li Junpu couldn't understand why things developed like this. Two days ago, Jin Shouhuan told him that it was a great victory to be able to come to Cannes at his age and stand on the same platform as Bong Junhao.When he was in mourning, Jin Shouhuan also comforted him not to worry too much about whether he could win the award, and it would not be ashamed to lose, and even less shameful to lose to Feng Junhao.
But only two days!two days!Why can the world change so much in two days? ? ?
Lin Ruixian, who published the "Oracle" two days ago, opened his mouth slightly and couldn't say a word. Li Junpu thought she was frightened and stupid, and he was stupid too, but he said it anyway, and he said it a lot. It's better to share.
As the co-owner of the secret, Li Junpu clasped Lin Ruixian's hand and went back to the venue. When facing other people's conversations, he could not only raise his spirits to cope, but also help Lin Ruixian who was distracted to deal with it.The senior felt that it was his responsibility for the junior girl to panic, and he had an obligation to protect comrades in a country.
Comrades from a country came back holding hands, sat back to their original positions and still held hands, Jin Huixiu poked Lin Ruixian with his arm to signal her to let go, there are cameras all around, why is this!Lin Ruixian is completely out of shape. She is researching whether there is any bug in her control panel. Just like her golden finger, the bug that is not a god is her bug.
Everything in this world is real, so real that a butterfly flapping its tiny wings can cause a sandstorm.The real running world is disturbed by external forces. In order to eliminate the problems caused by external forces, the logic line that maintains the running of the world makes the unreasonable oracles reasonable.
But Lin Ruixian would rather it be unreasonable!How reasonable is this TM!
Yes, Li Junpu can get the golden palm today, but what about after that?He will bear an extremely bad reputation, a reputation that no matter how high he goes, he will be spurned by others, what the hell is the use of this rationality!
An oracle is an oracle, and the oracle will definitely be realized in the kingdom of God. The realized oracle is about to become a reality. Lin Ruixian's hand was almost broken by Li Junpu.
The jury award (the second best film) is only short of the award. Two film teams from the same country are arranged to sit together, and the directors sit on both sides with several actors separated.The actors were very nervous, both for themselves and for the director. Among the directors, only Li Junpu seemed to be nervous, his nervous face turned white and his hands trembled, but Feng Junhao seemed very calm, and the arc of his smile did not change much.
"Martyrdom" by Li Junpu.
When these words spread throughout the venue through the speakers, Jin Huixiu clasped Lin Ruixian's arm, her nails dug into her flesh, her throat suppressed her screaming, her face burst into red, what a great surprise!Li Junpu, on the other hand, slumped on the chair, his eyes straightened, and he remained motionless.
Lin Ruixian, who was sitting between the two, felt the great malice from the world, and perhaps the distant ridicule from the GM who had already left.
Li Junpu's legs were so weak that he couldn't stand up. He was pulled up by Jin Shouhuan. The actors in the next-door crew let out good-natured laughter. They didn't know anything. Applause for winning.
Along with the applause, there were also whispers from everywhere, some in English, some in small languages, some they could understand, some they couldn't understand.The luckiest person tonight was brought to the stage by Jin Shouhuan with his arm stuck all the way. He almost fell when he went up the steps alone.
The young man was overjoyed when he got the key to the sky. As seniors, there are quite a lot of people with good intentions.Li Junpu is very young. In terms of the profession of a director, Li Junpu, who was twenty years old, was an infant when he was young.
The little baby’s acceptance speech didn’t match the preface and the postscript, and it was very confusing. He spoke Korean for a while and English for a while. Li Junpu didn’t know what he was talking about, and he didn’t know whether he should be happy or afraid. All this was in accordance with his imagination. so different!
When Li Junpu came down from the stage holding the trophy, the ceremony was almost over.Lin Ruixian waited for a long time before the senior came back. She got up and went to the backcourt to find someone, but she couldn't find it. The stage was already talking about the conclusion, so she simply summoned the god panel to find someone.
The Shenming panel provides GPRS positioning. Lin Ruixian followed the red arrow that only he could see, and walked all the way to a men's bathroom. After hesitating for two seconds, he asked the assistant AI if there was anyone else in it. After confirming that there was no one, he went in and asked the AI to help seal the door To die, she pushed open the doors of the compartments one by one, until the innermost one could no longer be pushed, and then she opened her mouth.
"senior?"
"..."
"Senior?"
"..."
"Li Junpu?"
"..."
"Idiot, are you here!"
The door lock 'clicked' and opened.
Lin Ruixian looked at the person sitting on the toilet inside the door in pain, his face was full of snot and tears, he was crying stupidly, he had put on makeup, and the makeup was also worn out now, his clothes were wet for some reason, he didn't look like a lucky person who had achieved fame Well, the victims who have been raped by others are pretty much the same.
As the instigator, Lin Ruixian had mixed feelings in his heart, he opened and closed his mouth but couldn't utter a single word.Seeing her expression, Li Junpu didn't know what he misunderstood, sobbed fiercely, covered his face and howled in the next second, Lin Ruixian, who moved too suddenly, was defenseless and let out a 'puchi'.
"ah!!!!!"
"I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry..."
After countless sorrys, Lin Ruixian took the hem of the skirt to the side compartment and pulled out a pile of papers and stuffed them into Li Junpu's hands, trying to comfort him. Don't care about those details, it's not important, it's important to win the prize.
Li Junpu didn't listen, he was in a situation of self-loathing, what he said was disgusting, really disgusting, he would never come to Cannes in his life, how would he face Feng Junhao in the future, what qualifications did he have to make movies blah blah.
Lin Ruixian, who couldn't comfort him no matter what, had to call Li Zhengjae. Her husband came with Kim Shouhuan. As soon as the men came, the lady was pushed out of the men's bathroom. Lin Ruixian, who was waiting at the door, wanted to turn back time, but it's a pity It's not omnipotent, at least the control panel doesn't have the option to go back in time.
Time cannot be turned back, what has been done is done, and the hole dug can bury the dead.
Li Junpu wearing sunglasses at the closing party in Cannes was a bit weird, but it is normal to be dressed in a strange way in the art circle. What is abnormal is probably that Feng Junhao and Li Junpu clinked a glass of wine and said something about being a young man, and ,There is ample time.
With this sentence, Li Junpu told Lin Ruixian when he came out of the party, I want to apply for military service, and I will serve in the military when I return home!
Lin Ruixian raised his hands in favor of his military service, and Jin Shouhuan smiled and said, according to the contract, sorry, you can't serve in the military early.
Whether or not disaster can be avoided through military service is not at the discretion of Li Junpu, nor Kim Shouhuan, but Feng Junhao, who fought back.
Everyone fights head-on, wins, I admit defeat, but you use tricks?Who wouldn't.
Less than an hour before the party ended, Lin Ruixian was still watching Li Junpu and Jin Shouhuan quarreling when he received a call from Li Cangdong, saying that Feng Junhao applied for internal review at the Directors Association and attacked Li Junpu for improper competition.Internal deliberation is not very important, what is important is that Feng Junhao made everyone stand in line, and Li Junpu was his enemy.
It is true that Li Junpu, who won Cannes, is a supernova, but no matter how powerful a new star collides with the stars in the circle, it doesn't matter which side will benefit the most.
Li Cangdong who called was not to say which side he would choose, but to tell Lin Ruixian to stay away from Li Junpu, and not to cause trouble for their project.
Before Lin Ruixian hung up the phone, the person in charge of CJ knocked on the door. Lee Jung-jae told Lin Ruixian that they could leave when he saw someone.
As the husband of a comrade-in-arms, Li Zhengzai wants to kick the other party away, so don't involve others if you die.But Lin Ruixian thought she was the one who should be unlucky, so he sat down anyway.When she sat down, it was impossible for Lee Jung-jae to leave. No one in the room left, and everyone listened to a recording brought by that person.
The content of the recording is the "confession" of the Indian director who accused "Parasite" of plagiarism, describing in detail how a Korean found him and what price he asked him to complain to the organizing committee about Feng Junhao's plagiarism.
After the recording was played, the capital side with evidence made an offer. Within two years, five films would be filmed for free, and the matter would be sealed after filming. At least they would not interfere with CJ.As for what Feng Junhao wants, CJ can guarantee that there will be no problems within two years.
The man hadn't finished speaking, Li Junpu nodded and wanted to agree, Jin Shouhuan kicked over and entered the bargaining session.
For directors who play art and pursue noble character, Jin Shouhuan's methods are despicable, but for businessmen who play business, this is a normal way of commercial competition. I can win because I have the ability.
The capable Kim Shou-hwan confronted the CJ people not because of Li Junpu, but because of the interests represented behind the symbol 'Li Junpu' who won Cannes in the [-]th generation.
Two businessmen haggled over prices, until the last five films became seven films, and two years became three years. One was responsible for production and the other was responsible for distribution. Everyone worked together for a win-win situation and a happy cooperation.
The businessmen who quickly became close friends ordered room service to drink to celebrate the upcoming cooperation. Li Junpu, who had no right to speak, sat blankly with blank eyes. Lin Ruixian wanted to comfort him, but was pulled aside by Lee Jungjae. and necessary.
Lin Ruixian wanted to say that he couldn't find a foothold, so he secretly told the child's father about Li Cangdong's phone call, saying that Li Junpu was in danger.Li Zhengzai told her that as long as the contract is signed, no one can move Li Junpu.
"Why?" Lin Ruixian couldn't understand, "They only filmed for two years, what will Li Junpu do after two years?"
Li Zhengzai hesitated to speak, he didn't want to say those words to Lin Ruixian, he motioned his little wife to sit first, and dragged Li Junpu to the bedroom to talk.The conversation between the two of them happened the next day, and Li Junpu still told Lin Ruixian. The director said that he was brought into a new world.
In that world, the name Li Junpu was very valuable, either as an adjective or in real money.He will be very valuable, so valuable that Feng Junhao, who used to be so rich, can't do anything to him, because the capital that made him valuable will not allow Feng Junhao to do anything.
Lin Ruixian, who sneaked out while the big fox was sleeping, made the crazy guy, "Speak human."
"They asked me to participate in money laundering." Li Junpu grinned strangely, with a fierce look in his eyes, but his tone was very flat, "You are powerful in front of fans, but I am king on the set, but in front of money, we are all rich." Human toys."
This is how the toys of the rich play like this. To win Cannes, "Martyrdom in Love" must have a box office of tens of millions, no matter whether it can actually reach the box office of tens of millions, as long as the public will not doubt that it is worthwhile to win Cannes. Tens of millions of people choose, and the box office of "Martyrdom in Love" will skyrocket.
"Martyrdom for Love" is the down payment of the toy.
Next, as a talented director selected by Cannes, Li Junpu can make tens of millions of box office for an art film, and it is impossible for a commercial film to have a low box office.It is a verbal agreement that he will work for free, but the contract will not be signed like that. The film contract signed by a genius director is not calculated according to the contract fee but according to the project share. The share of the seven films, the seven films are finished in two years but not released in two years , The number of years depends on when the money is convenient to be operated.
After the deposit is paid, the payment method of the final payment is nothing special. After all, Li Junpu, who has boarded the pirate ship, will not be able to get off.
Li Junpu, who got on the pirate ship, asked Lin Ruixian if he wanted to join the boat. The junior girl thought that the senior was crazy, "You are sick!"
"It's not that I'm sick, it's that I found out that the world is like this. It's what we're looking for that others can get with a raise of their hand." Li Junpu bit his unlit cigarette holder, his eyes were bloody that he hadn't slept all night, and he also had the madness of collapsed beliefs .
He told Lin Ruixian that it is better to rely on himself than to rely on anyone, Li Zhengzai might be just a little thing in the eyes of those people, and she cannot rely on Li Zhengzai.It's better to be honest, he has seven film contracts in his hand, and at least five of them can be won by her.No matter how bad the film is, the money will not miss her.
And Kim Nami, doesn't that guy want to do theater all day long? Playing theater is the most expensive, so he wants to make money.She just couldn't write what she couldn't write about the script that was aimed at the box office, and she could still get paid for the project with her name on it. The script of "Martyrdom in Love" is the golden palm of Cannes, and Kannami, who wrote "Martyrdom in Love", even offered a sky-high price, so why not.
"What do we want to win prizes so much? Isn't it just for money? Now that we have more money, why not do it!"
Lin Ruixian didn't know whether the person in front of her was brainwashed by the big fox, or driven crazy by the collapsing world. She only knew that her oracle destroyed a person.
Ruined the frank boy who told her with certainty that I wanted a grand funeral and lost as well.
Lin Ruixian, who had become a god, withered, and did not dare to open the control panel that symbolized the scepter that could control the world. After returning to China, he shrank in that house and did not go anywhere.
Lin Ruixian, who was squatting at home, was only waiting for "Concubine Yin" to start, and the overwhelming honor of the outside world made "Martyrdom" a god.
Such a young director, such a young writer, such a young creative team, they beat Bong Junhao to win the golden palm, what else can they be on the altar.
This time, Lin Ruixian rushed to the altar not as a chicken or a dog but as a partner of a fairy. The number of script invitations he received could fill the entire floor of the company. Jin Bingshan timely released the news of Lin Ruixian's participation in "Concubine Yin" Going out, the attention of the project skyrocketed just as Li Cangdong thought.
The launch conference of "Concubine Yin" was so big that countless media came. Lin Ruixian at the press conference was a bit exaggeratedly thin, really a paper person.A slender beauty is still a beauty, but a woman who is so thin that she is almost skinny cannot be described as beautiful, it will only make people feel weird.
The news after the press conference was all about how dedicated the actress was to her job. After the press conference, the actress was swearing wildly by Li Cangdong.
The gods messed up again.
Ms. Lin's 1.6 meters three is not fat at all, 45 kg, which is already thin by the standard of ordinary people, and also thin by the range of actresses.And on this basis, she asked to lose 1.6 catties, 34 catties. The [-] meter three girl is only [-] kg, can you see it?Skinny, what a fart!
The gods didn't want to mess around, and when the red blood in Li Zhengzai's eyes became more and more exaggerated, Lin Ruixian wanted to stop, and he thought of it.But her operation panel can't suspend the oracle that has been issued, and can only overwrite it with another oracle.
Lin Ruixian didn't dare to use another oracle to cover it. She was thin first and then suddenly became fat. Lee Jung Jae could be crazy, but now he is almost crazy.
That guy told her eight times a day that we would not be filming anymore, and even Yin Chunxiao wanted to say that the project should be shelved first, not that we have to shoot now.Everyone was afraid that something would happen to her. The nutritionist would rather break the contract and resign. He couldn't continue the job. He was afraid that Lin Ruixian would die in his hands, so he could change careers directly.
Becoming a god should be something that can reach the sky with a golden finger, but becoming a god has become a lot of trouble for Lin Ruixian.
The gods can't do whatever they want, the gods have to be logical, because such an absurd game is the real world.
In the real world, the producer scolded the actress to death, and the character was set to be thin, but not so thin as a skeleton!Lin Ruixian's ghostly appearance is still a fart!Gain weight on me now!
Fat is a little goblin, it takes hard work to get rid of it, and it is not so easy to have it.
The camera can still be turned on, change the shooting plan, and move the worst period of "Concubine Yin" to the front, that is, the period when she was imprisoned as a member of the royal family and had to eat and drink, she was as skinny as a stick. Reluctantly is also passable.
When it was turned on, there was another small problem. Does anyone remember that 'Concubine Yin' was unwilling to spend her life that was over? Lin Ruixian couldn't summon the gods.She is pregnant, and her modeling is unstable, so she can't summon the gods. If she becomes a god, she can ignore the unstable modeling, but Concubine Yin herself is not happy, and even a crippled god like her can't force an ethereal character.
Lin Ruixian has no gold finger anymore, and was forced to perform in person. On the first day of the performance, except for the simplest cutscene "OK" which represented the start of the show, there was no scene after that.
In the simplest shot, Concubine Yin, who was locked in the cell, squatted under the high window, staring at the sky outside the window in a daze.
This shot just can't pass, Lin Ruixian who can't use the golden finger is one of the problems, and Yin Chunxiao is the second problem.
At present, the director who has been able to communicate with the team's previous problems was magnified at this time. She didn't know how to explain to Lin Ruixian that what you gave was not what I wanted. She couldn't tell what kind of performance she wanted. All I can say is that you are not Concubine Yin.
It started at 09:30, and the first game passed at [-]:[-]. Since then, it has been "come again, come again, no, no, no, come again." Until [-] o'clock in the afternoon, Li Cangdong intervened, announcing that work would be over for today, leaving Lin Ruixian and Yin Chunxiao alone, and asked the two girls to communicate with each other about what went wrong.
The three of them sat in the prison cell set up on the set, with the yellow earth under their feet and low walls around them. The bed was a wooden plank covered with hay. For the sake of realism, many ants and cockroaches were put in the haystack. Now the cockroaches are in the three wandering under human feet.These little animals couldn't get out, and the only exit was sprayed with a bunch of pesticides, and those who crawled there were killed.
In midsummer, the light in the shed made the room extremely hot. After shooting for a whole day, the smell of sweat and the smell of insecticide that had to be reapplied every half hour were entangled together. The smell made people want to vomit, and Lin Ruixian was extremely uncomfortable. But Li Cangdong just wants to talk here.
Li Cangdong, who wanted to chat in this terrible place, chose not to speak, and let the two of them talk.
It is inconvenient for Li Cangdong to say more, he is afraid that this time he will be relied on to solve the communication problem, and after that he will be relied on all the time, he cannot be on the set at any time, even if he can be there every day, this is not his work, don't make it to the end If he is filming, then what is the meaning of Yin Chunxiao's existence.
The actress who knew why the producer didn’t speak looked at the director who was frowning and wanted to speak, but he might not be able to organize the language and sighed. Dare to send it casually, but the golden finger doesn't work, how can this be solved?
Coincidentally, what Yin Chunxiao thinks is that poor communication is her own problem, but she doesn't know how to solve this problem. She has told her everything Lin Ruixian can tell, and she can point out everything Lin Ruixian did wrong, but she just said no. What comes out is right.
The three were entangled in an environment full of 'little animals', until Lee Jung-jae heard that they were over, and when he saw that scene, he stretched out his hand to let Lim Seo-hyun come out.Li Cangdong has been unhappy with him for a long time, because this guy always comes out to stir up trouble, and they are doing something serious!
Li Zhengzai watched their master and apprentice unhappy for a long time, do you know what it means to take care of pregnant women?Can Lin Ruixian stay in that environment!
Seeing that the two men were about to choke, Lin Ruixian dragged Yin Chunxiao out to interrupt the men who were fighting with their eyes, and prepared to go outside for a chat.Seeing them coming out, the props who had been waiting nearby quickly rushed in with the insecticide and sprayed it on the protective circle surrounded by tape, one bottle at a time, the lethal dose.
Li Zhengzai, who was one step behind, almost exploded seeing his spray method, can a pregnant woman smell that thing!
The father-to-be is on the verge of breaking out at any time recently, and the mother-to-be is tired, so she takes him by the hand and walks outside. The shooting is enough, don't bother.She can't die, she and the child can't die, and they live very well!
Outside the set, Li Zhengzai wanted to take Lin Ruixian back, but Li Cangdong told him not to get in the way, they still had problems to solve.Lin Ruixian sighed and proposed to eat, the pregnant woman is hungry, please fill my stomach first before you fight.
Recently, Lee Jung-jae, who carried all kinds of snacks with him, took out a few pieces of chocolate for Lin Ruixian to eat first, and then asked her what she wanted to eat.Lin Ruixian asked Yin Chunxiao what he wanted to eat, the girl hung her head and said nothing, she seemed to be mourned again.
Li Cangdong, who also found that his apprentice seemed to have shrunk back into the turtle shell, was a little annoyed. He said that he wanted to eat something casually, and there was a row of small restaurants outside the studio park.Li Zhengzai ignored him and suggested to eat ginseng chicken soup to nourish him.The set is in the suburbs, where can I get Samgyetang? If you want to drink Samgyetang, you have to go to the urban area.
Li Cangdong immediately complained that Li Zhengzai was looking for trouble for nothing, and whether he wanted to shoot or not.Li Zhengzai turned back and said to him, if he doesn't shoot, he won't shoot.
"I'm a producer!" What are you!
"The company is mine." I am the patron!
Li Cangdong, who was suffocated, didn't swear at all, but Li Zhengzai smirked and asked him if he would eat ginseng chicken soup.
"Okay!" Lin Ruixian was so annoyed, this group of people was three years old, "Ask someone to buy ginseng chicken soup and send it over!" First look at Li Zhengzai, "Is it okay?" Then look at Li Cangdong, "It's okay!"
The two men looked at the sky and the ground, and agreed by default.Lin Ruixian sighed, why did she become a kindergarten teacher? ? ?
The teacher in the top class of the kindergarten has to face a child who is suspected of being autistic. The child doesn't say anything and can't communicate at all. Lin Ruixian is depressed. If it weren't for her inability...
Wait a minute, she is a god, right? Gods can change the direction of the world, and they should also be able to change the personality of AI?
The new version of the god is ready to make trouble, but Lin Ruixian, who has not encountered any good things after becoming a god, is afraid that he will mess up, so he thinks for a moment and pulls Yin Chunxiao aside.
"I have a special ability, which can make you very good at talking. You can say whatever you think, you..." Lin Ruixian saw her look up, and reached out his hand to ask her not to interrupt, "Don't worry about it I am reliable, you just need to know that I have a special function, anyway, I have it, are you willing to accept the transformation of this special function?"
Yin Chunxiao, who nodded without thinking, has only one question, "Can your special function really allow me to say whatever I want?"
The god with supernatural powers said, "Wait."
The god who gave the third oracle to the assistant AI looked at the "test subject" eagerly, and the test subject also looked at her, looked at each other, and was silent for three or four seconds. When Lin Ruixian wanted to say that there was another BUG, Yin Chunxiao spoke up.
"You are ugly."
"Fuck?"
Yin Chunxiao's "Golden Mouth" couldn't stop once it started, "You are so ugly, how can you be so ugly, you are already ugly in reality, and you are even uglier in the camera, I couldn't shoot from many angles, you It's really ugly..."
"Ah!" Lin Ruixian slapped him, "What did you say?!"
"I didn't lie to you, you are really ugly, I can't accept that Concubine Yin will be so ugly!" Yin Chunxiao was aggrieved, "Why did you become so ugly, only the eyes are beautiful, but I can't just pat the eyes, I can't Tell you that you have become so ugly. You have worked so hard to lose weight, and you are so thin that you can’t see it. If I tell you, you are ugly..."
"Yin Chunxiao!" Lin Ruixian was annoyed by a series of 'ugly, ugly' attacks, "You are ugly!!!"
The girls just walked away a little but didn't go far, at least not so far that the men couldn't notice their big movement. When there was a big movement, the two people next to them came over.
When I came here, I heard two girls arguing. It was really noisy. Yin Chunxiao is like a machine gun. The core keyword is ugly, and countless attacks have been launched around this word.Lin Ruixian fought back crazily, we compare our looks, I am [-] times prettier than you, you are ugly, you are ugly!
The ugly monsters almost tore each other up on the spot. It was the teacher pulling the apprentice and the husband pulling his wife away to avoid a war. Just like that, Lin Ruixian was still in Li Zhengzai's arms, trying to strangle the ugly monster to death.
After this battle, Li Cangdong looked forward to Li Zhengjae's arrival every day when the machine was turned on again. Otherwise, the director and the actress would fight each other, and it would be difficult for him to fight. Every time he fell into a vortex, women were really scary.
Women are really scary, and Yin Chunxiao doesn't know what switch was turned on. When he encounters anything that doesn't go his way, he speaks up directly. It's as small as the food on the set is terrible, and it's as big as a certain person joining the project in the name of Li Cangdong. The supporting actor's acting skills are terrible, and I don't know how he got along all these years.
Every time Lin Ruixian sees her pissing off people so smoothly, she always thinks, how much little theater in that guy's brain he usually holds back, and Yin Chunxiao, who can talk, is very doggy. She reads a lot of books and movies. Sets.
What you are wasting here is not my time but your life, your acting skills are like that golden ship, destined to hit the iceberg, can you give me some value of your existence before hitting the iceberg?
Tell the lighting engineer, you are just lighting up and not creating the sun. If you really think you are Apollo, can you drive your carriage and do something real?Tell the props, I want a historical earth wall, not an earth wall made by children peeing and mud. When you were young, you played with mud a lot. Do you miss your childhood when you grow up?
What else, have you seen that mouse (a prop, a real mouse, to highlight Concubine Yin's poor living environment), its acting skills are better than yours, why do you want to be an actor?Is the Korean entertainment industry a trash bin?Does it exist just for people like you?
Is there any benefit? Yin Chunxiao can say whatever he really wants.
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