[HP] Harry doesn't think it's his fault

1. Lying

Harry was really curious, besides James, Sirius, Remus, and Pedillo, was there anyone else who lived in the five-person room of that Gryffindor dormitory.

"My, uh, name is Harry Potter," he said, as his 16-year-old father, his godfather, his teacher, and—well, Pediru, glared at him in an eerie picture of his life. Can be ranked in the top five.

Sirius turned to look at James, who looked bewildered.

"I don't know, I'm Muggle-born." Harry sneered, "Well, this surname is quite common among Muggles."

He had considered changing his name, but he wasn't sure when the Marauder's Map was made. If it had been completed by now, he might have revealed his identity directly.Thankfully, apart from the extra halo, he's pretty common from first to last, which would be a struggle to explain if his parents named him Arcturus or something.

"They look alike!" whispered Wormtail.

"Maybe a distant relative of James," Sirius continued. "Squib descendants or something, James, you can look up the family tree."

"Oh, um." James said, walking towards Harry, holding out a hand, "Anyway, welcome to the new members."

Their smiles were all a bit forced, the difference was that the members of the robbery team were worried that Harry would affect their night arrangements, and Harry knew this and had to hold back his smile.

"Professor McGonagall said that you have been out of school because of your injury." Remus said with some doubts, Harry had been waiting for this moment for a long time.

He lifted the hair on his forehead, revealing a lightning-shaped scar.

"I was attacked by a dark wizard," he said. "He killed my parents and tried to kill me, but instead of dying, I fell into a coma - that's what other people told me. I just woke up two months ago and I have no idea where I am."

Half-truths always work best.

2. Scared to death

In order to fit in with the schedules of his roommates, and in order to portray himself as a badly injured man, Harry went to bed at eight o'clock every night and stayed until the first class in the morning.He felt that before returning to the correct era, he might have to take root in the mattress first.

Judging from the movement outside, the other four people usually go out between 11 o'clock and 1 o'clock, wandering for 3 to 4 hours, and the full moon night is from dark to dawn.They probably thought they were doing it on tiptoe, but in the dead of night a four-person tiptoe could add up to a bang, especially since Wormtail knocked things over a lot.

Other times Harry didn't listen and actually fell asleep.

He missed the glass of water on the bedside table, so he slipped out of the curtain sleepily—to meet James Potter's head suspended in mid-air.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Even the girls were woken up.

3. Perfunctory

"As a person who has been in a coma for several years, your study is too good."

"Professor McGonagall gave me extra lessons before I enrolled."

"Don't you think it's strange that James stays up in the middle of the night wearing the Invisibility Cloak?"

"I think...he might be sleepwalking?"

"I feel like you've known us before."

"You are all famous, a star, a handsome, and a prefect."

"You don't look like 16 years old."

"I'm precocious."

Sirius stared at Harry hostilely, and Harry looked back earnestly.

"I still don't think you are who you claim to be," his godfather concluded. "I don't care who you are, and I don't care, but if you dare hurt my friend—I want you to look good."

"Okay." Harry nodded honestly.

Hitting the cotton with fists, Sirius had a displeased expression on his face, and folded his arms across his chest, "Did your brain get smashed when you were attacked?"

"Ah, it's possible." Harry rubbed his scar, "I used to have a lot of headaches a while ago."

4. Embarrassed enough to pick your feet

James read a love poem to Lily in the common room, and was splashed with a drink by the latter, and Harry was fortunate to be the only person on the scene who was more blush than the party involved.

"What?" Sirius picked on him (again). "Are you allergic to straights?"

"Secondhand embarrassment," said Harry. "He looks so much like me that I should probably grow my hair long, or shave my head bald."

The other three showed terrified expressions in unison.

"Speaking of which, I've always thought your eyes resembled Lily's." Remus said suddenly.

"Me too," Peter agreed.

"Hey, let's not talk about it, take a closer look, James can have a crush on his and Evans' son according to you." Sirius nodded while staring at Harry, "Hey, James! Come on! Are you sure Like this!"

Harry said, "Hahaha."

He fled.

5. Be the one Lily Evans prefers

Lily likes Harry very much, and the female prefect is always worried that the transfer student will not be able to keep up with the progress of the course; Harry also likes Lily very much, and he is happy to accept the young mother's make-up lessons.

"So," Sirius concluded, "your problem is that your eyes aren't green enough."

Harry, who was writing his thesis under the fluorescent lights in the bed curtain, almost broke his quill. He couldn't help it, and stuck his head out. "No, I think the problem is that James likes to cast spells on others for fun."

James yelled, "You really eavesdropped!"

They all had that "got you" look.

"Do you really think you're talking very quietly?" said Harry resignedly. "I'm trying not to hear it."

"Harry has a point, James," Remus advised. "Lily always criticizes you for that."

"No, Harry himself is the biggest problem now." Sirius said, "There is a woman who has the same hair as James and eyes greener than his, why should she go to see James? "

James was deep in thought, and Harry was starting to worry that his second life would end at the hands of his father, well, it was a bit of a metaphor.But it is true that he is aware of the danger, after all, for others, Harry Potter is now an ordinary boy of the same age (actually a year older than them) who looks a lot like Lily's future husband (literally ).

"Then I'd better stay away from her in the future." He said, "And I really don't think the eyes are the point."

Three days later, Lily escorted James to apologize to him.

"I'm sorry." His father said politely, "I won't interfere with Evans' tutoring for you anymore."

Then tell him with lips: accept the apology, you idiot.

Harry: "..."

"Are you all right, Harry?" Lily asked with concern. "Did he threaten you? If Potter—I mean James Potter does anything against you, do tell me— "

"No! Well, we're fine," said Harry, his green eyes staring suspiciously at him, then at James.

"Evans, I think you have a serious villain's heart when it comes to me." James said aggrievedly.

"Not at all," Harry said emphatically, "and he has nothing to threaten me with, and I don't—we don't compete."

"Okay," said Lily, and Harry noticed that she was blushing a little, probably from "competition" or something, "so see you in the library at seven tonight?"

Harry looked at James instinctively, and James said viciously, "What are you looking at me for? Do whatever you want!"

He promised that he would not survive the afternoon, but he did not promise that James would not survive the afternoon.

Harry had an idea.

"Ah!" He put his head in his hands and rolled all over the floor, "My head! My head hurts so much!"

(Question: Why do you have a headache?

Answer: I... Damn it. )