I conquered the comprehension world with Versailles

"Let me introduce to you the content of our illusion. It's Journey to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. I'm familiar with this. I can even sing the opening song, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump..." Xie An seemed to start a live broadcast in the illusion, grabbing Walking with the reflection stone, he introduced it to the disciples outside.

After a pause, he pulled his teammate in white who was wearing a mask beside him, and said with a low laugh, "Senior brother, please cooperate with me, and I will take you out of the illusion."

The moment the senior brother heard his voice, he was stunned, and quickly nodded stiffly, and then began to praise him as if he was thanking the vegetable seller in the dark vegetable market: "This is my master Tang Sanzang, If you eat his meat, you will live forever, so there are many female fairies who want to eat his meat every day."

Xie An then pointed to the rest of the people, and assigned roles to them one by one: "This is Zhu Bajie. Girls who like river view rooms have a set for each other.”

"And that horse over there is... what the hell, Bai Xuan?"

Xie An didn't expect that the dark horse over there, whose face was always clouded, turned out to be Bai Xuan, because according to the setting of the illusion, all disciples will have a character that fits the setting of the illusion.

They have four masters and apprentices, but they still need a white dragon horse.

The white dragon horse is naturally the most suitable for the white dragon, this illusion is quite good at picking people.

Xie An coughed dryly and said, "This one is a white dragon horse, that one, he may have been accidentally struck by lightning in the morning, so he was accidentally burnt, but in fact, he still looks good in white."

The black horse stared at him bitterly, and he obviously recognized who he was from Xie An's voice.This hateful disciple, together with his hateful master, must kill them all after he leaves this illusion world!

The reason is that early this morning, that bastard Lu Yanxuan went straight to Qingmen Mountain, slapped him awake, and immediately dragged him to cross the tribulation.

Nine Thunder Tribulations! ! !

Lu Yanxuan used the Lightning Pill to split all the nine thunder calamities on Bailong's body, and the white dragon's beards were all fucking burned!

Fortunately, his body was indeed changed back, but before he was happy for a long time, he was knocked unconscious by that bastard Lu Yanxuan with a knife, and when he woke up again, he turned into a horse! !

He is a majestic white dragon who has caused the whole world to fear, and children cry at night. When did he fall to such a miserable situation?

He hates it! !

Xie An patted his horse's head and said: "Don't be angry, I didn't expect you to become a white dragon horse, don't worry, I won't let others ride you."

White Dragon:  …

Then I have to thank you? ?

Bai Long concentrated and calmed down, his eyes flashed fiercely, and he was about to assassinate Xie directly, but found that he couldn't use his spiritual power at all, his body was actually sealed by Lu Yanxuan.

"Hiss ow ow ow!"

Xie An only heard the black horse howling up to the sky in grief and anger, and felt that today's Bai Xuan seemed a little strange and confusing, but this did not affect his active live broadcast.

He looked up, and the effect of the live broadcast just now had rapidly increased his number of votes to No.1.

Seeing this, several other teammates acted as if they had discovered the wealth code, and followed Xie An to start the live broadcast of the Image Stone.Tang Seng was sent to the daughter country by Xie An, Zhu Bajie was sent to Gaolaozhuang by Xie An, Drifting was sent to the Heavenly Court to roll up the curtain, and Bailong was sent to give Nezha cramps.They all have bright futures, except for the white dragon, of course.

And all the disciples outside the illusion were surprised to find that this illusion of Journey to the West is really interesting, even more interesting than the stories they read in the folk!They have never seen anyone who can make the illusion so wonderful, it is completely different from other illusions, and it is simply a coquettish bitch.

He knew it was deliberately seducing, but he just couldn't help looking into Xie An's illusion!

The first day of fantasy.

Xie An took the reflection stone and went to Nantianmen: "Family, I went to Nantianmen today. I'm chatting with brother Yang Jian at the door. He has a dog that bites people. It hurts. Hurry up if you didn't vote." Vote, remember, I am Sun Wukong from Journey to the West."

Mirage day two.

Xie An took the image stone and got into the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun: "This alchemy furnace is similar to our alchemy furnace, but it is a bit hot. Friends who like to take a sauna can come and experience it. This fire is called Sanmai real fire. , after burning for a long time, it can give me sharp eyes, with the effect of colored contact lenses, which can see through all monsters and ghosts, friends who are afraid of heat, don’t come here.”

The third day of the illusion.

Xie An took the reflection stone to participate in the Queen Mother's Pantao Festival: "Today, I will show you the Queen Mother's Pantao Festival. This is a high-class party, and you can't get in without any identity. Next time, I will come and eat in the name of Monkey King, the Monkey King." The peach is [-]% off, eating this peach can make you live forever, I will show you a flat peach first."

The fourth day of the illusion.

Xie An led the four of them, Master and Apprentice, to the mass grave, grabbed a Bone Demon and started beating: "Today I will show you a three-dozen Bone Demon. I can tell at a glance that she is not a human being. My favorite old man!" Double-click 666, and if you haven’t voted, hurry up and vote, I’m Sun Wukong from Journey to the West.”

System: He understands the effect of the show too well...

On the fifth day of the illusion, the whole world of self-cultivation has set off a frenzy of Journey to the West!

Not only the sect's disciples waited quietly for Xie An's Sun Wukong to appear in the reflection stone every day, even the head of Tianyi Sect took the lead in voting for Xie An.

Xie An's sentence "You vote for me and Wukong will make his debut tomorrow. If you don't vote for me, when will Wukong be able to make his debut?" has also become a contemporary bible. vote!

Some fans even pulled up a banner at the scene of the Zongmen Grand Competition, "Monkey King Monkey King, fight against Buddha and kill demons!"

The number of votes for their Journey to the West group has always remained high, and it has become a trend of discontinuity.Even Bailongma ranked No.5!

For the past few days, Mu Chao, who watched the soaring number of votes of the person named Sun Wukong, couldn't sit still at all. He had already been squeezed to the sixth place.

If this continues, they will have no way to get the first place.

In the past few days, in order to maintain a kind and just personality, Mu Chao almost wiped out Shen Haizong's family fortune.However, those beggars still kept coming, some even came from other cities to beg for thousands of miles, Mu Chao really couldn't bear it for a moment.

So, he dodged the image stone covertly, and turned on the sound transmission again: "Peak Master Yan..."

Before Mu Chao could finish his sentence, Yan Zhengque yelled at him, "No money! If you want money, I'll break your leg! You don't have a cent, get out!"

Mu Chao is now at his place like a ghost asking for money. After Yan Zhengque finished scolding, he was about to hang up the sound transmission, and Mu Chao hurriedly said: "Wait! Master Yan, I didn't come to ask for money, I just wanted to ask for money. Let Zongmen help me build my reputation outside through power and connections, or you can directly buy the audience with some benefits, wouldn't it be possible to get votes faster?"

When he heard that he was going to have something to do with money again, Yan Zhengque was furious, but when he thought of the dying state of the headmaster, he had to hold back and said, "I'll give you one last chance, be sure to give it to me." Take the first place!"

Mu Chao agreed graciously, and the moment he hung up the sound transmission, he immediately changed his face and spat: "Isn't it just the master of Danfeng, who can crush you to death with one finger in my previous life... ..."

However, as long as Yan Zhengque works hard to get votes for him outside, he must be able to get the first place just around the corner.

When the time comes, he will get the title of Peerless Gentleman and Huiyuan Pill, how can he be afraid of a dying head and peak master of Danfeng?

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Push my own article "When Begonia Shou Travels to the Starting Point" is partial to the sand sculpture type of old-fashioned (black-bellied and cunning starting point man is the main attacker x hard-working Begonia beats the worker shou)

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The self-cultivation received by a certain Tang is to have a thin waist, big buttocks, eyes that can talk, hard anytime, anywhere, and sex all the time.

Through training, Lu Tang perfectly inherited all the advantages of a certain man, and when he was about to do a big job in the flower market, he crossed over.

He even got into a starting point strategy article.

In the text, he is the cannon fodder younger brother of the male protagonist of the full text of the light of the righteous way.

For the year-end award, Lu Tang resolutely chose to live away from sex and work hard to be a good younger brother.

Unexpectedly, the hero accidentally tore open his skirt and touched his shoulder.

The other party was quite curious, "Lu Tang, why did you touch you, you are all red."

Lu Tang's face was flushed, the corners of his eyes were wet, and his white shoulders were smooth and beautiful.

"Boss, I, I'm hot..."

The person in front of him approached slightly, and said in a hoarse voice: "It's hot if it's hot, what are you rubbing against?"

Lu Tang: Slot!This damned certain physique!

Ever since he discovered Lu Tang's secret, the hero looked at him more and more strangely, but Lu Tang didn't realize it, and still conscientiously played the role of his little brother.

If the man wants to eat, he climbs the tree to pick peaches; if the man wants to drink, he presses the water from the well; if the man wants to kill, he passes the knife beside him.

In terms of acting skills, Lu Tang is top-notch!

The plot finally progressed to the time when the male protagonist came to stab himself, the traitor, with a sword, and Lu Tang finally returned to the flower market to flex his muscles.

Lu Tang stretched out his neck and waited excitedly to die.

The hero stood in front of Lu Tang calmly, reached out and pinched his waist, and Lu Tang fell into his arms.

"Do you know the fate of betraying the master?"

"Go back to the palace to warm your bed."

Lu Tang:? ? ?

Who said that when a younger brother eats and plays with you, you have to accompany and sleep with him.

Dry!Your starting point is too unprofessional!

There is also the old saying "Riding the horse to watch the lanterns" (squeamish green plum x playful bamboo horse)