I conquered the comprehension world with Versailles
Chapter 22 Person 9 Hemorrhoids
Xie An pushed the Kun beast away with extreme disgust, but the next moment, the Kun beast immediately approached and rubbed against it intimately.
"What on earth are you going to do?" The low-pitched mechanical voice unique to Ultraman sounded, and the Kun Beast's eyes were red as if it had been drugged, and Chao Xie An crazily shook its huge tail fin, stirring up the surrounding wind and clouds.
Everyone present was so shocked by this scene that they were speechless. Xie An suddenly seemed to understand something, and withdrew his hand from the black hole. Kun Beast leaned over again with red eyes.
Xie An: ...
Why do you look like a pervert.
Could it be that the secret to sealing the Kun beast is to block this black hole?
But before he had time to think about it, he heard the timer on his chest beeping, and the red light had already started to flash.
This is the setting that Ultraman can only stay on the earth for 3 minutes, and if this continues, he will turn back into a human being.
Xie An was anxious, and immediately plucked a weeping willow upside down like a shallot from the side, and stuffed it into the black hole on the Kun beast's head.
But this could not block the black hole at all, but was sucked in by the black hole.Xie An frowned slightly, and pulled out all his hands to block the hole, but the result was that everything was absorbed by the black hole.
The old turtle looked at all this tremblingly, knelt down towards the Demon Queen and said, "Master Demon Queen, if this continues, our Demon Mountain will be stripped off!"
The demon queen was also full of distress, and shouted: "Dijia Immortal! Don't pull it up, the mountain is bald, you can't just take one mountain to die!"
Her words fell into Xie An's ears as thin as mosquitoes, Xie An didn't hear clearly at all, he only heard something like "Dijia... Shan... Na Shan..."
Xie An had an epiphany, the Demon Queen is still smart, why didn't he think of blocking it with mountains!
So he sank into his dantian, stretched out his hand to lift up the entire monster mountain under everyone's shocked eyes, and the mountain shook immediately.
The Demon Queen watched Xie An move her Demon Mountain together with the Demon Palace, and stuffed it into the Kun Beast's black hole with a bang.
Black hole, blocked.
The demon queen also fainted.
But fortunately, after the black hole was blocked, the Kun Beast completely lost its attack power, but its eyes kept staring straight at Di Jia, and it seemed that it shyly turned away its eyes, and shyly patted Di Jia's ass with its tail fin The look in his eyes seemed to say: "Damn ghost."
The corner of Xie An's mouth twitched wildly, and his tail fin almost fell when he was slapped by it. Di Jia's energy was completely exhausted, and his whole body quickly turned into light and flew towards the sky.
At the same time, lying in front of the white dragon on the ground was a dying red fox, with a huge gash in its abdomen, and the demon pill had been cut out by the dragon's claws.
Bailong restrained his breath and looked at the people around him who were staring at it dumbfounded. Suddenly, the dragon's pupils trembled slightly, and everyone couldn't move as if they had been cast in a spell of immobilization.After a long time, there was only the cold corpse of the red fox left on the ground, and Bai Xuan who was holding an umbrella and looked at her coldly.
Chu Zirong only felt a flash in front of his eyes, and all the memories about Bailong disappeared completely, only the cold eyes of the man in white standing in the pool of blood remained in his eyes.
Is that... Bai Xuan?
*
When he woke up again, Xie An was already in the soft couch in the side hall of the Demon Palace.
Xie An was dug out from the grass by someone, and was bloodied by the red fox. Bai Xuan used dragon balls to protect his heart veins, and overdrawn a lot of spiritual power to heal his wounds.
Seeing him open his eyes, Bai Xuan pushed back the sweaty hair on his forehead, and said in a low voice: "Wake up, do you want some water?"
Xie An nodded, stretched out his hand to lift the corner of the quilt to look at the miserable state of his chest, gasped, and suddenly began to feel pain all over his body.
"Am I going to die, Bai Xuan?" He was afraid of death, afraid of pain, very afraid.So at first he didn't think about using the stone rod at all. He could only turn into light after being threatened with his life like Dagu.
Bai Xuan comforted him: "I can't die, my benefactor is blessed with a great life, I just suffered some injuries, I need to recuperate more."
Hearing this, Xie An felt relieved, and after a long pause, he said, "Did you heal my wound?"
"That's right, it took three days and three nights for three days and three nights of dual-cultivation of spiritual fusion and spiritual consciousness with my benefactor before I rescued you." Bai Xuan smiled.
Xie An: "?"
When Xie Anqiang stood up tremblingly and slapped him, Bai Xuan finally held him down and admitted helplessly: "Well, there is no dual cultivation, just use Dragon Ball to help you recuperate your body."
"You seem to be very sorry." Xie An wrapped himself up tightly, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, "I will save you once, and you will save me once, and we will be even, and you don't need to call me a benefactor in the future."
Bai Xuan froze for a moment, nodded and said, "Okay."
Seeing that he obediently complied, Xie An was somewhat satisfied, and heard Bai Xuan strip off his clothes, saying: "Then let's continue healing, wife."
Xie An looked at him in shock, before he could correct it, he heard a click, and there was the sound of a porcelain cup breaking at the door. Taking a step back, he immediately pretended he didn't hear anything and closed the door, saying, "I'm sorry, Xie An, I forgot that you are Duanxiu! You continue!"
Xie An:? ?Nima, don't say such things so loudly!
When he turned his head to meet Bai Xuan's puzzled gaze, he coughed dryly: "She, she was talking nonsense. And you, don't make people misunderstand by barking."
Soon after, the voice of the Demon Queen came from outside the door again: "It's nothing, I'll just pretend I don't know anything, I haven't heard anything, you don't have to hide it from me, I'll go in after you're done."
Xie An: "...Then I really thank you."
When Xie An repeatedly repeated that they hadn't done anything, the Demon Empress finally believed, opened the door and walked in.
The tips of the demon queen's ears were still red, but fortunately she was very adaptable, and soon returned to normal. She took out a green and black pill from the skirt and said:
"Xie An, I came to you for three things."
"First, this is Yinleidan, and Immortal Dijia must be the great power who helped you in the transformation stage. Chen Ziwan would like to thank you for your great kindness in saving the demon world!"
Immortal Dijia, why does it sound so strange.Idealist M78 Nebula Warrior?
Xie An just wanted to be modest, and heard the demon queen solemnly say: "Second, my demon world has an ancestral motto since ancient times, and the one who seals the beast to save the demon clan will be the next master of all beasts! So, I implore you or Di Jia Xianzun takes on this great task to revive the demon clan!"
Xie An glanced at her and said, "If you tell me the truth, is it because you don't want to be the demon queen any longer?"
The demon queen stuck out her tongue at him, it was the first time she did such a playful move, she looked like a little girl, she put her arms around Xie An's shoulders, and vowed: "Absolutely not, there really is such a rule in the demon world , Our demon ancestor became a demon ancestor after sealing the Kun beast back then."
Good guy.Xie An accepted Yin Lei Dan logically, and said: "The old man Di Jiata is too busy to find time, and I am still a disciple of the sect, let alone help you revitalize the Yaozu."
"I've thought about this too. Since we decided to follow you forever, we don't care whether you are just a sect disciple or not. You are the benefactor who saved our demon clan." The demon queen said seriously, "It was you who let us find out , it turns out that human beings are not as fragile as they appear on the surface.”
Xie An was stunned, why is this line so similar to the one in Ultraman, no more tricks! "Well, since you're so persistent, I can't help it. I can only say thank you for your trust. What's the third thing?"
Hearing this, the Demon Queen was a bit confused: "The third thing is that although the Kun Beast has stabilized now, we are afraid that the seal will be opened again, so we decide to live forever on the Monster Mountain above the Kun Beast's head and suppress the Kun Beast!"
Living on top of the Kun beast forever and never leaving, isn't it like a bird locked in a cage, it seems a bit pitiful.Xie An thought about it carefully, but if he wanted to use the Ultraman form to move the monster mountain, wouldn't that mean that he had to be stabbed until he was about to die before he could turn into light.
It hurt so much that he was afraid of death.
Suddenly, a magical thought appeared in his mind, and Xie An thoughtfully said: "Perhaps, we can control the Kun beast and turn the whole monster mountain into a moving ship! In this way, even if we are doing other things, we can also control it from time to time." Take care of the Kun Beast at all times."
The demon queen opened her eyes wide and was shocked by Xie An's brain hole and said: "How is this possible, the Kun beast is a monster transformed from killing intent, it is impossible to control it."
"What if a portrait of Zhang Dijia is hung in front of its eyes?"
Xie An suddenly made a sound, and the room fell silent for a moment.
After a while, everyone felt the taste, and they really thought it was feasible!
The demon queen said excitedly: "The Kun beast is obviously very dependent on Dijia Immortal Venerable, this method, you can try it!"
Just do what they said, Xie An and the others gathered all the monsters together to draw a double-sided portrait of Dijia the size of an eight-story building, and hung it in front of the Kun beast with thousand-year-old wood and vines that are invulnerable to magic.
As soon as the Kun Beast saw the portrait, it immediately rushed forward with incomparable intimacy, and the whole mountain immediately began to move with the Kun Beast's movements.
Xie An and the Demon Queen's eyes lit up, and they shouted in unison: "This is too cool!!"
Chu Zirong and Xiao Baiyan both suffered serious injuries and were placed in the Demon Palace to heal their injuries.And Mu Chao was knocked unconscious by the demon queen's slap, and even lay down until the end of the incident. Although he was not injured, he didn't get any chance.
Xie An and the others were worried about the assessment of the monster beast test, they didn't dare to waste any more time, they grabbed Mu Chao who was cursing and went back to the sect to report.
However, somewhere in the Vine Demon Valley, Xie An and the others had just left the demon world when they saw a sallow-faced and thin senior brother standing in front of him. The moment he saw Bai Xuan, he shed tears and shouted: "Brother Bai Xuan! You are finally finished!" !!"
Bai Xuan was stunned for a while, and saw that this was the senior brother in charge who he used to use the toilet as an excuse to throw him in the forest. He didn't expect him to wait until now, and he couldn't help but feel guilty: "Ahem, I feel a little unwell today, please wait for a long time, senior brother." gone."
Senior brother patted him on the shoulder and said: "Senior brother knows a few doctors who are proficient in stomach and intestines, young people, it's better to eat less food that is not easy to digest, it's because you can't poop..." The corners of Bai Xuan's mouth froze, and he slapped The senior brother in charge covered his mouth: "Thank you senior brother for your kindness, there is no need to say more."
Xie An who was beside him gave him a comprehensive look, and said softly, "It's okay, nine out of ten people have hemorrhoids, I understand."
Bai Xuan: ...
The author has something to say:
Bai Xuan: I'm hemorrhaging you******!
[The author has nonsense]: Xiao An has obtained the first force, and finally took the first step towards conquering the cultivation world!
"What on earth are you going to do?" The low-pitched mechanical voice unique to Ultraman sounded, and the Kun Beast's eyes were red as if it had been drugged, and Chao Xie An crazily shook its huge tail fin, stirring up the surrounding wind and clouds.
Everyone present was so shocked by this scene that they were speechless. Xie An suddenly seemed to understand something, and withdrew his hand from the black hole. Kun Beast leaned over again with red eyes.
Xie An: ...
Why do you look like a pervert.
Could it be that the secret to sealing the Kun beast is to block this black hole?
But before he had time to think about it, he heard the timer on his chest beeping, and the red light had already started to flash.
This is the setting that Ultraman can only stay on the earth for 3 minutes, and if this continues, he will turn back into a human being.
Xie An was anxious, and immediately plucked a weeping willow upside down like a shallot from the side, and stuffed it into the black hole on the Kun beast's head.
But this could not block the black hole at all, but was sucked in by the black hole.Xie An frowned slightly, and pulled out all his hands to block the hole, but the result was that everything was absorbed by the black hole.
The old turtle looked at all this tremblingly, knelt down towards the Demon Queen and said, "Master Demon Queen, if this continues, our Demon Mountain will be stripped off!"
The demon queen was also full of distress, and shouted: "Dijia Immortal! Don't pull it up, the mountain is bald, you can't just take one mountain to die!"
Her words fell into Xie An's ears as thin as mosquitoes, Xie An didn't hear clearly at all, he only heard something like "Dijia... Shan... Na Shan..."
Xie An had an epiphany, the Demon Queen is still smart, why didn't he think of blocking it with mountains!
So he sank into his dantian, stretched out his hand to lift up the entire monster mountain under everyone's shocked eyes, and the mountain shook immediately.
The Demon Queen watched Xie An move her Demon Mountain together with the Demon Palace, and stuffed it into the Kun Beast's black hole with a bang.
Black hole, blocked.
The demon queen also fainted.
But fortunately, after the black hole was blocked, the Kun Beast completely lost its attack power, but its eyes kept staring straight at Di Jia, and it seemed that it shyly turned away its eyes, and shyly patted Di Jia's ass with its tail fin The look in his eyes seemed to say: "Damn ghost."
The corner of Xie An's mouth twitched wildly, and his tail fin almost fell when he was slapped by it. Di Jia's energy was completely exhausted, and his whole body quickly turned into light and flew towards the sky.
At the same time, lying in front of the white dragon on the ground was a dying red fox, with a huge gash in its abdomen, and the demon pill had been cut out by the dragon's claws.
Bailong restrained his breath and looked at the people around him who were staring at it dumbfounded. Suddenly, the dragon's pupils trembled slightly, and everyone couldn't move as if they had been cast in a spell of immobilization.After a long time, there was only the cold corpse of the red fox left on the ground, and Bai Xuan who was holding an umbrella and looked at her coldly.
Chu Zirong only felt a flash in front of his eyes, and all the memories about Bailong disappeared completely, only the cold eyes of the man in white standing in the pool of blood remained in his eyes.
Is that... Bai Xuan?
*
When he woke up again, Xie An was already in the soft couch in the side hall of the Demon Palace.
Xie An was dug out from the grass by someone, and was bloodied by the red fox. Bai Xuan used dragon balls to protect his heart veins, and overdrawn a lot of spiritual power to heal his wounds.
Seeing him open his eyes, Bai Xuan pushed back the sweaty hair on his forehead, and said in a low voice: "Wake up, do you want some water?"
Xie An nodded, stretched out his hand to lift the corner of the quilt to look at the miserable state of his chest, gasped, and suddenly began to feel pain all over his body.
"Am I going to die, Bai Xuan?" He was afraid of death, afraid of pain, very afraid.So at first he didn't think about using the stone rod at all. He could only turn into light after being threatened with his life like Dagu.
Bai Xuan comforted him: "I can't die, my benefactor is blessed with a great life, I just suffered some injuries, I need to recuperate more."
Hearing this, Xie An felt relieved, and after a long pause, he said, "Did you heal my wound?"
"That's right, it took three days and three nights for three days and three nights of dual-cultivation of spiritual fusion and spiritual consciousness with my benefactor before I rescued you." Bai Xuan smiled.
Xie An: "?"
When Xie Anqiang stood up tremblingly and slapped him, Bai Xuan finally held him down and admitted helplessly: "Well, there is no dual cultivation, just use Dragon Ball to help you recuperate your body."
"You seem to be very sorry." Xie An wrapped himself up tightly, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, "I will save you once, and you will save me once, and we will be even, and you don't need to call me a benefactor in the future."
Bai Xuan froze for a moment, nodded and said, "Okay."
Seeing that he obediently complied, Xie An was somewhat satisfied, and heard Bai Xuan strip off his clothes, saying: "Then let's continue healing, wife."
Xie An looked at him in shock, before he could correct it, he heard a click, and there was the sound of a porcelain cup breaking at the door. Taking a step back, he immediately pretended he didn't hear anything and closed the door, saying, "I'm sorry, Xie An, I forgot that you are Duanxiu! You continue!"
Xie An:? ?Nima, don't say such things so loudly!
When he turned his head to meet Bai Xuan's puzzled gaze, he coughed dryly: "She, she was talking nonsense. And you, don't make people misunderstand by barking."
Soon after, the voice of the Demon Queen came from outside the door again: "It's nothing, I'll just pretend I don't know anything, I haven't heard anything, you don't have to hide it from me, I'll go in after you're done."
Xie An: "...Then I really thank you."
When Xie An repeatedly repeated that they hadn't done anything, the Demon Empress finally believed, opened the door and walked in.
The tips of the demon queen's ears were still red, but fortunately she was very adaptable, and soon returned to normal. She took out a green and black pill from the skirt and said:
"Xie An, I came to you for three things."
"First, this is Yinleidan, and Immortal Dijia must be the great power who helped you in the transformation stage. Chen Ziwan would like to thank you for your great kindness in saving the demon world!"
Immortal Dijia, why does it sound so strange.Idealist M78 Nebula Warrior?
Xie An just wanted to be modest, and heard the demon queen solemnly say: "Second, my demon world has an ancestral motto since ancient times, and the one who seals the beast to save the demon clan will be the next master of all beasts! So, I implore you or Di Jia Xianzun takes on this great task to revive the demon clan!"
Xie An glanced at her and said, "If you tell me the truth, is it because you don't want to be the demon queen any longer?"
The demon queen stuck out her tongue at him, it was the first time she did such a playful move, she looked like a little girl, she put her arms around Xie An's shoulders, and vowed: "Absolutely not, there really is such a rule in the demon world , Our demon ancestor became a demon ancestor after sealing the Kun beast back then."
Good guy.Xie An accepted Yin Lei Dan logically, and said: "The old man Di Jiata is too busy to find time, and I am still a disciple of the sect, let alone help you revitalize the Yaozu."
"I've thought about this too. Since we decided to follow you forever, we don't care whether you are just a sect disciple or not. You are the benefactor who saved our demon clan." The demon queen said seriously, "It was you who let us find out , it turns out that human beings are not as fragile as they appear on the surface.”
Xie An was stunned, why is this line so similar to the one in Ultraman, no more tricks! "Well, since you're so persistent, I can't help it. I can only say thank you for your trust. What's the third thing?"
Hearing this, the Demon Queen was a bit confused: "The third thing is that although the Kun Beast has stabilized now, we are afraid that the seal will be opened again, so we decide to live forever on the Monster Mountain above the Kun Beast's head and suppress the Kun Beast!"
Living on top of the Kun beast forever and never leaving, isn't it like a bird locked in a cage, it seems a bit pitiful.Xie An thought about it carefully, but if he wanted to use the Ultraman form to move the monster mountain, wouldn't that mean that he had to be stabbed until he was about to die before he could turn into light.
It hurt so much that he was afraid of death.
Suddenly, a magical thought appeared in his mind, and Xie An thoughtfully said: "Perhaps, we can control the Kun beast and turn the whole monster mountain into a moving ship! In this way, even if we are doing other things, we can also control it from time to time." Take care of the Kun Beast at all times."
The demon queen opened her eyes wide and was shocked by Xie An's brain hole and said: "How is this possible, the Kun beast is a monster transformed from killing intent, it is impossible to control it."
"What if a portrait of Zhang Dijia is hung in front of its eyes?"
Xie An suddenly made a sound, and the room fell silent for a moment.
After a while, everyone felt the taste, and they really thought it was feasible!
The demon queen said excitedly: "The Kun beast is obviously very dependent on Dijia Immortal Venerable, this method, you can try it!"
Just do what they said, Xie An and the others gathered all the monsters together to draw a double-sided portrait of Dijia the size of an eight-story building, and hung it in front of the Kun beast with thousand-year-old wood and vines that are invulnerable to magic.
As soon as the Kun Beast saw the portrait, it immediately rushed forward with incomparable intimacy, and the whole mountain immediately began to move with the Kun Beast's movements.
Xie An and the Demon Queen's eyes lit up, and they shouted in unison: "This is too cool!!"
Chu Zirong and Xiao Baiyan both suffered serious injuries and were placed in the Demon Palace to heal their injuries.And Mu Chao was knocked unconscious by the demon queen's slap, and even lay down until the end of the incident. Although he was not injured, he didn't get any chance.
Xie An and the others were worried about the assessment of the monster beast test, they didn't dare to waste any more time, they grabbed Mu Chao who was cursing and went back to the sect to report.
However, somewhere in the Vine Demon Valley, Xie An and the others had just left the demon world when they saw a sallow-faced and thin senior brother standing in front of him. The moment he saw Bai Xuan, he shed tears and shouted: "Brother Bai Xuan! You are finally finished!" !!"
Bai Xuan was stunned for a while, and saw that this was the senior brother in charge who he used to use the toilet as an excuse to throw him in the forest. He didn't expect him to wait until now, and he couldn't help but feel guilty: "Ahem, I feel a little unwell today, please wait for a long time, senior brother." gone."
Senior brother patted him on the shoulder and said: "Senior brother knows a few doctors who are proficient in stomach and intestines, young people, it's better to eat less food that is not easy to digest, it's because you can't poop..." The corners of Bai Xuan's mouth froze, and he slapped The senior brother in charge covered his mouth: "Thank you senior brother for your kindness, there is no need to say more."
Xie An who was beside him gave him a comprehensive look, and said softly, "It's okay, nine out of ten people have hemorrhoids, I understand."
Bai Xuan: ...
The author has something to say:
Bai Xuan: I'm hemorrhaging you******!
[The author has nonsense]: Xiao An has obtained the first force, and finally took the first step towards conquering the cultivation world!
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