Wait, I turned out to be a pot! [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 1 wear
Tang Siwen is 23 years old and has just graduated from university for one year.
He doesn't have any particular hobbies—if "eating" isn't a hobby.
Since he was a student, he has been keen on collecting delicacies from every corner of the city.He can eat braised pig's trotters sold by the cart cart man on the street, Malatang sold by a stall in the alley, and roasted sweet potatoes sold by peddlers on the subway.
He not only eats, but also records.He has a small Weibo account, which is full of photos and comments of various foods.
This morning, he waited 15 minutes in front of a steamed stuffed bun shop, and finally bought a bag of authentic pan-fried buns.
He took out his mobile phone to take pictures while eating the hot pan-fried buns happily.
When he was about to upload, he heard a majestic voice behind him: "Little Tang, it's already 9:1, why are you still eating buns here?"
Tang Siwen shook his hand: "Oops, it's the supervisor!"
He was in a hurry to swallow the steamed stuffed bun, but...the steamed stuffed bun was really too hot.
He swallowed a few times, but instead of swallowing, he was choked out of breath.
Then, he rolled his eyes, and he was so choked that he passed out of breath.
When he woke up, it was dark around him.
He tried to open his mouth, but found himself speechless.He tried to lift his finger, but found that he couldn't feel where it was at all.
"Could it be that I was paralyzed by a bun?" Tang Siwen couldn't believe it.
"No." A soft voice rang in his mind.
With the sound of that voice, Tang Siwen found that his body seemed to be able to move, and there was a glint of dark blue in front of his eyes.
He slowly played a huge question mark in his mind.
"You are not paralyzed, the host is just choked to death." The soft voice sounded a bit gloating.
"I'm dead?! Am I not in the hospital?! Wait, who are you then?" Tang Siwen shouted in his head.
"Master, you are really not very smart. I am obviously your system. The general system detected that the host still had obsessions before death, so it kindly sent you to this Tianshu game world, so that you have the opportunity to complete the obsessions." How about it, our general system is very benevolent and kind, don’t you really want to give the general system a thumbs up? If you want to give a thumbs up, please select the thumbs up symbol on the system panel.”
A floating panel appeared in front of Tang Siwen's eyes, with only one option on it: a huge thumb.
Tang Siwen stared at the thumb and thought for a while: "What if I don't choose?"
The soft voice was a little cold: "If you want to like it, please select the thumbs up symbol on the system panel."
So you can't continue the conversation if you don't choose.Tang Siwen looked at the panel, reached out and pressed it down.
"Ding!"
The floating panel is gone.The system happily said: "Host, you are really cooperative. Now let me introduce your new identity in the game world. The general system has detected that your hobbies and specialties are related to 'eating', so your The new identity is also related to 'eating'."
Tang Siwen was looking forward to it now, and kept rubbing his hands in his heart: So what am I in this world?Chef?God of Cookery?Little boss?
The system paused for two seconds on purpose, and said in a prolonged voice, "You are now a pot."
What am I……?
Tang Siwen thought he had heard wrong.
In the next second, a 3D image appeared in front of his eyes, which was still a bit rough: it was really a pot.It's dark, with one ear on each side, nothing special about it.
There are four words floating next to the image: "props description", and below are a few rows of small words:
[name] soup pot
【Quality】Garbage
[Special Effects] If it is operated correctly, this pot can cook food without cracking easily.
【Other instructions】none
"... I'm... a pot, and, moreover, a pot of... junk quality?" Tang Siwen found it difficult to speak.
"That's right. Host, do you think this is the closest identity to food? If the NPC operates correctly, you can happily cook food every day!" The system's laughter was very innocent.
Tang Siwen swallowed hard: "NPC? So this pot is still for NPC?"
"Yes." The system answered naturally.
"You just said that in this game, I can fulfill obsessions. If I am just an item for NPCs to operate, how can I complete obsessions?! My wish is to eat delicious food all over the world, not to be set on fire Grill it!" Tang Siwen said through gritted teeth.
"Ah, host, the time we just introduced is a bit long, and now we will switch to the game. If you have any questions, you can call me during the game. Well, I wish you a happy game." The voice of the system very cheerful.
Wait so you can't answer and are you ready to sneak out? !
Tang Siwen shouted angrily in his heart.
But the system is really silent
Soon, the faint blue in front of Tang Siwen's eyes gradually dissipated, and the surrounding scenery became clear.
This should be a kitchen.And it's an old-fashioned, ancient Chinese kitchen.
A hearth made of bricks, a long table made of wood, and fresh vegetables and fish are placed on the table.
Tang Siwen tried to move - no surprise, he couldn't even lower his head.
He sighed and shouted in his head: "System system."
After a while, the soft voice rang out: "What's wrong with the host?"
"Could you please tell me what kind of game this is? What type? And who is my NPC? What identity?" Tang Siwen was full of helplessness.
"Oh... I'm sorry... I will cut off the connection with the general system after switching into the game, so I don't know what you asked... After all, I'm just a system of trash items, a system of trash items, What else can I know..." After the system yawned, it let out an even snoring sound.
Actually fell asleep? !
Tang Siwen yelled a few more times in his mind, but the system didn't respond.
Also, you can never wake up a system that is pretending to be asleep.
Tang Siwen's consciousness could only calm down, shrinking into a quail on the spot, waiting for the fate of being roasted on the fire.
"Squeak..."
The kitchen door opened.somebody is coming.
Tang Siwen was surprised, but also happy: Ah, is my NPC here?Is it finally time to start the storyline?
It's a pity that from where he is now, he can't see the part above the neck of the visitor. He can only see that this person is wearing a dark blue satin dress with a piece of white jade on his waist.Judging from the body shape, it should be a male.Judging from the clothes and accessories, he doesn't look like a cook.
The man walked to Tang Siwen, no, next to the soup pot, scooped out several large ladles of water from the water tank, and poured them into the soup pot.
Tang Siwen wanted to dodge instinctively, of course - how could he dodge the immobile soup pot?
"哗啦啦", the pot is full of water.
It's okay, after being filled with water, there is no uncomfortable feeling.I don't feel cold and I don't feel stretched.
Tang Siwen breathed a sigh of relief: It seems that as a prop, it will not feel uncomfortable when performing its basic functions.
After the man in blue filled the water, he squatted down and started to light a fire with flint.
Now, Tang Siwen could see the man's face clearly.
Hey yo.As a deep cabinet for many years, Tang Siwen's tears flowed down from the corner of his mouth: It looks good, it looks so good.How did this character pinch his face?How can you step on your own point like this?That straight nose, those deep eyebrows, in the real world would definitely make Tang Siwen secretly lick the screen.
Of course, it is impossible for the man in blue to know that his appearance has attracted a lot of fantasies.He just kept silent and lit the fire.
When the flames jumped onto Tang Siwen's body, instead of feeling uncomfortable, Tang Siwen felt warm and happy, just like soaking in a hot spring in the real world.
The fire was burning, and Tang Siwen was a little flustered. He watched the man in blue walk to the desk, rolled up his sleeves, and started to take care of a crucian carp.
Although the man is not a cook, he is quite skilled in handling the fish.Disemboweled, watered and washed.
Soon, the water in the soup pot boiled.
The man poured the fish into the pot, turned his head and began to cut the tofu.
"It turned out to be crucian carp tofu soup. Is this NPC making soup for his wife?" Tang Siwen thought while bubbling.
At this time, the kitchen door opened again.
An old woman's voice sounded: "Hey, Eldest Young Master, are you cooking soup for Second Young Master again?"
The blue-clothed man let out a "huh" and said slowly, "Xiao Shu has been weak recently, and she can still use some of this soup. As a brother, I can only do my best."
The old woman said again: "The young master really cares about this cousin. How about I wait here instead? You, young master, go and get busy with serious business."
The man in blue said: "No need, this soup is almost ready, I will send it to Xiaoshu's room later."
The old woman babbled a few more words, and finally pushed the door open and left.
"It turns out that this man is not only good-looking, but also a good brother. So what kind of game is this? Wait, my cousin cooks soup for his cousin himself, and the stew is nourishing crucian carp tofu soup... Could it be that this is a fake Orthopedic love game?" Tang Siwen couldn't help but get a little excited, even bubbling even more vigorously.
Soon, the soup will be ready.
Although Tang Siwen has no tongue or nose now, he can indeed smell the tangy aroma of this soup, which makes him want to drink a big bowl happily.
Then, Tang Siwen watched helplessly as the man in blue took out a small paper bag from his pocket on his chest, and poured the white powder inside into the soup.
In an instant, the pot of delicious fish soup was mixed with a bitter taste.
"!" Tang Siwen was shocked, and said in his heart: "No way, no way? What is this? It can't be... that kind of medicine powder that is necessary to trigger a specific plot in a strange novel, right? So this game is graded Is it?"
The man in blue stirred carefully to make sure that the powder was all dissolved, and then poured the white soup into a porcelain bowl without spilling a single drop.
"Xiao Shu, this should be the last bowl of soup my brother will cook for you... After you finish this bowl, you can go on your way with peace of mind." The man in blue's voice was full of gloomyness.
"On the road?!" Tang Siwen was even more surprised.It seems that this medicinal powder is even more terrifying than I thought.
However, no matter how frightened Tang Siwen was, he could only watch helplessly as the man in blue took the tray and left with the soup.
After about a quarter of an hour, the man in blue walked back quickly, and the soup bowl on the tray was already empty.
The man in blue threw the bowl into the soup pot, picked up the pot with one hand, and walked out quickly.
Tang Siwen looked at the scene in front of him in a panic, the courtyard, the gate, the stone steps...
Finally, the man in blue stopped by the river.
Then, with a "bang", Tang Siwen was thrown into the river.
A real dumping pot.
"No, no, no!" Tang Siwen screamed in his head, but it could only make a "cuckoo" sound when the river flooded in.
Soon, Tang Siwen fell to the bottom of the dark river.
"Ding!" His mind brightened.
"Hello host, it has been detected that you will no longer be able to escape from the bottom of the river in the next ten years, and will eventually turn into a ghost at the bottom of the river, taking pleasure in devouring small fish and shrimp. Would you like to continue the game or start over from scratch? ?” The system’s voice was extremely cheerful.
"Re-head-come again." Tang Siwen gritted his teeth when he heard this feigned cheerful voice.
The author has something to say:
Thank you little angels for reading~
Serialized texts for collection:
"Apprentice Succubus Hunting Notes", a little devil tried to trap an angel, but was trapped by the angel's cookie
Advance receipt:
"The villain is clingy and loves to cry", a story about an elite tyrant who penetrates into the forbidden text of Haitang, tries hard not to be caught in this way, but finally gets caught in that way~
"The Dragon Proposes to the Knight Again", a story about a hot-blooded and naive little policeman who was eaten and wiped clean by the dragon after crossing~
Welcome to click the column to collect!
He doesn't have any particular hobbies—if "eating" isn't a hobby.
Since he was a student, he has been keen on collecting delicacies from every corner of the city.He can eat braised pig's trotters sold by the cart cart man on the street, Malatang sold by a stall in the alley, and roasted sweet potatoes sold by peddlers on the subway.
He not only eats, but also records.He has a small Weibo account, which is full of photos and comments of various foods.
This morning, he waited 15 minutes in front of a steamed stuffed bun shop, and finally bought a bag of authentic pan-fried buns.
He took out his mobile phone to take pictures while eating the hot pan-fried buns happily.
When he was about to upload, he heard a majestic voice behind him: "Little Tang, it's already 9:1, why are you still eating buns here?"
Tang Siwen shook his hand: "Oops, it's the supervisor!"
He was in a hurry to swallow the steamed stuffed bun, but...the steamed stuffed bun was really too hot.
He swallowed a few times, but instead of swallowing, he was choked out of breath.
Then, he rolled his eyes, and he was so choked that he passed out of breath.
When he woke up, it was dark around him.
He tried to open his mouth, but found himself speechless.He tried to lift his finger, but found that he couldn't feel where it was at all.
"Could it be that I was paralyzed by a bun?" Tang Siwen couldn't believe it.
"No." A soft voice rang in his mind.
With the sound of that voice, Tang Siwen found that his body seemed to be able to move, and there was a glint of dark blue in front of his eyes.
He slowly played a huge question mark in his mind.
"You are not paralyzed, the host is just choked to death." The soft voice sounded a bit gloating.
"I'm dead?! Am I not in the hospital?! Wait, who are you then?" Tang Siwen shouted in his head.
"Master, you are really not very smart. I am obviously your system. The general system detected that the host still had obsessions before death, so it kindly sent you to this Tianshu game world, so that you have the opportunity to complete the obsessions." How about it, our general system is very benevolent and kind, don’t you really want to give the general system a thumbs up? If you want to give a thumbs up, please select the thumbs up symbol on the system panel.”
A floating panel appeared in front of Tang Siwen's eyes, with only one option on it: a huge thumb.
Tang Siwen stared at the thumb and thought for a while: "What if I don't choose?"
The soft voice was a little cold: "If you want to like it, please select the thumbs up symbol on the system panel."
So you can't continue the conversation if you don't choose.Tang Siwen looked at the panel, reached out and pressed it down.
"Ding!"
The floating panel is gone.The system happily said: "Host, you are really cooperative. Now let me introduce your new identity in the game world. The general system has detected that your hobbies and specialties are related to 'eating', so your The new identity is also related to 'eating'."
Tang Siwen was looking forward to it now, and kept rubbing his hands in his heart: So what am I in this world?Chef?God of Cookery?Little boss?
The system paused for two seconds on purpose, and said in a prolonged voice, "You are now a pot."
What am I……?
Tang Siwen thought he had heard wrong.
In the next second, a 3D image appeared in front of his eyes, which was still a bit rough: it was really a pot.It's dark, with one ear on each side, nothing special about it.
There are four words floating next to the image: "props description", and below are a few rows of small words:
[name] soup pot
【Quality】Garbage
[Special Effects] If it is operated correctly, this pot can cook food without cracking easily.
【Other instructions】none
"... I'm... a pot, and, moreover, a pot of... junk quality?" Tang Siwen found it difficult to speak.
"That's right. Host, do you think this is the closest identity to food? If the NPC operates correctly, you can happily cook food every day!" The system's laughter was very innocent.
Tang Siwen swallowed hard: "NPC? So this pot is still for NPC?"
"Yes." The system answered naturally.
"You just said that in this game, I can fulfill obsessions. If I am just an item for NPCs to operate, how can I complete obsessions?! My wish is to eat delicious food all over the world, not to be set on fire Grill it!" Tang Siwen said through gritted teeth.
"Ah, host, the time we just introduced is a bit long, and now we will switch to the game. If you have any questions, you can call me during the game. Well, I wish you a happy game." The voice of the system very cheerful.
Wait so you can't answer and are you ready to sneak out? !
Tang Siwen shouted angrily in his heart.
But the system is really silent
Soon, the faint blue in front of Tang Siwen's eyes gradually dissipated, and the surrounding scenery became clear.
This should be a kitchen.And it's an old-fashioned, ancient Chinese kitchen.
A hearth made of bricks, a long table made of wood, and fresh vegetables and fish are placed on the table.
Tang Siwen tried to move - no surprise, he couldn't even lower his head.
He sighed and shouted in his head: "System system."
After a while, the soft voice rang out: "What's wrong with the host?"
"Could you please tell me what kind of game this is? What type? And who is my NPC? What identity?" Tang Siwen was full of helplessness.
"Oh... I'm sorry... I will cut off the connection with the general system after switching into the game, so I don't know what you asked... After all, I'm just a system of trash items, a system of trash items, What else can I know..." After the system yawned, it let out an even snoring sound.
Actually fell asleep? !
Tang Siwen yelled a few more times in his mind, but the system didn't respond.
Also, you can never wake up a system that is pretending to be asleep.
Tang Siwen's consciousness could only calm down, shrinking into a quail on the spot, waiting for the fate of being roasted on the fire.
"Squeak..."
The kitchen door opened.somebody is coming.
Tang Siwen was surprised, but also happy: Ah, is my NPC here?Is it finally time to start the storyline?
It's a pity that from where he is now, he can't see the part above the neck of the visitor. He can only see that this person is wearing a dark blue satin dress with a piece of white jade on his waist.Judging from the body shape, it should be a male.Judging from the clothes and accessories, he doesn't look like a cook.
The man walked to Tang Siwen, no, next to the soup pot, scooped out several large ladles of water from the water tank, and poured them into the soup pot.
Tang Siwen wanted to dodge instinctively, of course - how could he dodge the immobile soup pot?
"哗啦啦", the pot is full of water.
It's okay, after being filled with water, there is no uncomfortable feeling.I don't feel cold and I don't feel stretched.
Tang Siwen breathed a sigh of relief: It seems that as a prop, it will not feel uncomfortable when performing its basic functions.
After the man in blue filled the water, he squatted down and started to light a fire with flint.
Now, Tang Siwen could see the man's face clearly.
Hey yo.As a deep cabinet for many years, Tang Siwen's tears flowed down from the corner of his mouth: It looks good, it looks so good.How did this character pinch his face?How can you step on your own point like this?That straight nose, those deep eyebrows, in the real world would definitely make Tang Siwen secretly lick the screen.
Of course, it is impossible for the man in blue to know that his appearance has attracted a lot of fantasies.He just kept silent and lit the fire.
When the flames jumped onto Tang Siwen's body, instead of feeling uncomfortable, Tang Siwen felt warm and happy, just like soaking in a hot spring in the real world.
The fire was burning, and Tang Siwen was a little flustered. He watched the man in blue walk to the desk, rolled up his sleeves, and started to take care of a crucian carp.
Although the man is not a cook, he is quite skilled in handling the fish.Disemboweled, watered and washed.
Soon, the water in the soup pot boiled.
The man poured the fish into the pot, turned his head and began to cut the tofu.
"It turned out to be crucian carp tofu soup. Is this NPC making soup for his wife?" Tang Siwen thought while bubbling.
At this time, the kitchen door opened again.
An old woman's voice sounded: "Hey, Eldest Young Master, are you cooking soup for Second Young Master again?"
The blue-clothed man let out a "huh" and said slowly, "Xiao Shu has been weak recently, and she can still use some of this soup. As a brother, I can only do my best."
The old woman said again: "The young master really cares about this cousin. How about I wait here instead? You, young master, go and get busy with serious business."
The man in blue said: "No need, this soup is almost ready, I will send it to Xiaoshu's room later."
The old woman babbled a few more words, and finally pushed the door open and left.
"It turns out that this man is not only good-looking, but also a good brother. So what kind of game is this? Wait, my cousin cooks soup for his cousin himself, and the stew is nourishing crucian carp tofu soup... Could it be that this is a fake Orthopedic love game?" Tang Siwen couldn't help but get a little excited, even bubbling even more vigorously.
Soon, the soup will be ready.
Although Tang Siwen has no tongue or nose now, he can indeed smell the tangy aroma of this soup, which makes him want to drink a big bowl happily.
Then, Tang Siwen watched helplessly as the man in blue took out a small paper bag from his pocket on his chest, and poured the white powder inside into the soup.
In an instant, the pot of delicious fish soup was mixed with a bitter taste.
"!" Tang Siwen was shocked, and said in his heart: "No way, no way? What is this? It can't be... that kind of medicine powder that is necessary to trigger a specific plot in a strange novel, right? So this game is graded Is it?"
The man in blue stirred carefully to make sure that the powder was all dissolved, and then poured the white soup into a porcelain bowl without spilling a single drop.
"Xiao Shu, this should be the last bowl of soup my brother will cook for you... After you finish this bowl, you can go on your way with peace of mind." The man in blue's voice was full of gloomyness.
"On the road?!" Tang Siwen was even more surprised.It seems that this medicinal powder is even more terrifying than I thought.
However, no matter how frightened Tang Siwen was, he could only watch helplessly as the man in blue took the tray and left with the soup.
After about a quarter of an hour, the man in blue walked back quickly, and the soup bowl on the tray was already empty.
The man in blue threw the bowl into the soup pot, picked up the pot with one hand, and walked out quickly.
Tang Siwen looked at the scene in front of him in a panic, the courtyard, the gate, the stone steps...
Finally, the man in blue stopped by the river.
Then, with a "bang", Tang Siwen was thrown into the river.
A real dumping pot.
"No, no, no!" Tang Siwen screamed in his head, but it could only make a "cuckoo" sound when the river flooded in.
Soon, Tang Siwen fell to the bottom of the dark river.
"Ding!" His mind brightened.
"Hello host, it has been detected that you will no longer be able to escape from the bottom of the river in the next ten years, and will eventually turn into a ghost at the bottom of the river, taking pleasure in devouring small fish and shrimp. Would you like to continue the game or start over from scratch? ?” The system’s voice was extremely cheerful.
"Re-head-come again." Tang Siwen gritted his teeth when he heard this feigned cheerful voice.
The author has something to say:
Thank you little angels for reading~
Serialized texts for collection:
"Apprentice Succubus Hunting Notes", a little devil tried to trap an angel, but was trapped by the angel's cookie
Advance receipt:
"The villain is clingy and loves to cry", a story about an elite tyrant who penetrates into the forbidden text of Haitang, tries hard not to be caught in this way, but finally gets caught in that way~
"The Dragon Proposes to the Knight Again", a story about a hot-blooded and naive little policeman who was eaten and wiped clean by the dragon after crossing~
Welcome to click the column to collect!
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