Master System

Meng Cuo almost plunged headlong into the ruins of Baiyumen. After working for half a month, he took a shower when he came out.

These days, he and Ying Nanhui are considered to be familiar, and they speak a lot more casually.

However, Meng Cuo is very good at disguising. Hacker itself is a highly concealed profession, and Meng Cuo is especially good at pretending to be a grandson.He made up that he was a visitor from outside the sky, and wanted to investigate the affairs of Bai Yumen, and he seemed to have a strong purpose in everything he did.

Now his obedient apprentice should think that he is investigating the case of Bai Yumen's extermination, or looking for something.

"You haven't been to Chasing Cloud City, have you?"

"No."

"In a moment, master will take you to see the world of mortals."

"Aren't we running out of dry food?"

"Cultivators will inevitably be disturbed by the secular world. Let's go to buy dry food by the way."

"I see."

Meng Cuo walked in front, carrying the remaining four beauty pills in his pocket.

After taking one pill before, Meng Cuo's appearance level was directly raised to salt-free, and his skin improved a lot.Ying Nanhui only felt that his master had changed, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.He's never been very sensitive about it—

But love of beauty is a woman's nature, and Meng mistakenly believes that women will understand.

When he goes to Zhuyun City this time, he definitely can't go to a place like a gambling house. After all, it's too ostentatious to do business in an honest and orderly manner, isn't it the same?He still didn't believe that such a beauty pill would not be sold.

Anyway, it's all for nothing, and Meng Cuo himself doesn't want to move towards the Appearance Association at all.

poor...

Meng Cuo remembered that when he first came, he had three copper coins.

These three copper plates were threaded into a string by Meng Cuo, worn on his wrist, and touched from time to time.This is a kind of nature of money fans. Wearing money on your hands has a profound meaning.

Meng Cuo said: "When you arrive in the city, no matter what you encounter, you are not allowed to act rashly. Unless I let you move."

At this time, Ying Nan replied that he should be fine, and Meng Cuo was actually very relieved of him, so he took him into the city.

At this moment, Meng Cuo's appearance has changed a lot, especially the robe he is wearing is clean, and his temperament has improved a bit, which naturally gives people a refreshing feeling.Compared with the dirty and bookish man at that time, he was really different.

only……

Meng Cuo, who was very reassured about returning to the South before, finally found out that he was wrong——

Ying Nanhui is not trustworthy at all!

"Master, I want to eat buns."

When passing by an ordinary steamed stuffed bun shop, Ying Nanhui still couldn't walk.

Meng Cuo just wanted to turn his head to teach him, when he heard the owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop getting angry, "What are you talking about! What are you talking about! Whose little steamed stuffed bun! Look at my steamed stuffed bun, how small is it! You Go to the whole city and show me, who is the little bun?!"

"This is the little bun."

Before Meng Cuo could cover Ying Nanhui's mouth, his offending words had already blurted out.

Meng Cuo hated not being able to go far, just pretending that he didn't know this funny guy.

Covering his face with his hands, Meng Cuo tried hard to reduce his sense of existence: You can't see me, you can't see me...

"Hey, I said, how can you not listen to me?! You say something again, let me give it a try!"

can't see me can't see me...

Then—his apprentices are always here to tear him down.

"I said that your bun is a little bun. When did you say that your bun is too small? Master, isn't this a little bun?"

Ying Nanhui's face was righteous and confident, with coldness in his eyes, he stretched out his hand and tugged at his master's sleeve.

At this time, I really want to pretend that I don't have six senses...

Meng Cuo was about to cry, he was such a good apprentice.

What should I do?

When he used big pancakes to fool Ying Nanhui, he said that big pancakes are big buns and buns are small buns, but now it’s broken. Now Ying Nanhui is pointing at other people’s big buns and calling them small buns. Is there such a thing as hatred? ?

After all, the "teacher-student relationship" defeated the embarrassment. Meng Cuo turned around with the mood of a strong man breaking his wrist, and pointed at the shopkeeper with righteousness and said: "Where did my apprentice make a mistake? He said that your bun is a small bun. When did you say that your bun is too small?" ?!"

The owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop thought it was strange. He would come across these weird things when he came out to sell steamed stuffed buns early in the morning. Tell me, who are these? If you want to argue that they didn't say that the bun is small, ah!

Rolling up his sleeves, the owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop threw away the rolling pin, and he's on the hook today!

"My steamed stuffed bun is so big, why do you say I'm a small steamed stuffed bun?! You're in this cloud-chasing city, can you find out which steamed stuffed bun is bigger than mine?!"

Meng Cuo really wiped away bitter tears for himself. When he lied back then, how could he think of today?

Looking back at Ying Nan, he was quite clever on weekdays, so why can't he pick up the buns when he encounters them?

Bite the bullet and go up——

"Teacher, give the boss a comparison, how big are the big buns you eat!"

Meng Cuo also broke the pot and smashed it, and he came up with a trick in a blink of an eye, but he was not in a hurry, he waved his sleeves leisurely, and motioned Ying Nan to go back and talk.

Ying Nanhui recalled the "big bun" he ate, that is, the big cake that Meng gave by mistake before, and compared it.

There are a lot of spectators here, seeing Ying Nanhui's comparison, they all gasped in fright, and the owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop waved his hands again and again: "Who are you lying to? Whose steamed stuffed bun grows so big?!"

Meng Cuo sneered when he heard the words, "There are many things you haven't seen in the world. You have never seen such a big bun, so there is no such a big bun? There is no such a big bun in Zhuyun City, and the entire Huifeng Continent Isn’t there such a big bun?! There is a saying that goes well, there is a sky beyond the sky, there are people beyond people, and there are mountains beyond the mountains.”

The last sentence is very compelling and quite philosophical.

Everyone was intimidated by Meng Cuo. The boss thought that Meng Cuo was all nonsense, but he couldn't find any rebuttal. He only knew one sentence: "Then he can't say that my buns are little buns!"

"May I ask the owner, if you are used to eating such big buns, and then look at the buns in your shop, do you think they are big or small?"

Meng Cuo asked directly, and seeing that the shopkeeper couldn't answer, he smiled shyly, "You know the answer in your heart, right? My apprentice is just saying a word. He is ignorant and knowledgeable. Steamed buns, it’s hard to get used to ordinary small steamed stuffed buns. This is human nature, wouldn’t it be ridiculous for the shopkeeper to stick to words?”

Having said that, Meng Cuo has become detached.

"What's more, my disciple just said that your bun is a small bun, but has your bun become smaller because of my disciple's words? No, your bun is still so big, my disciple's words, If it doesn't affect the size of your steamed stuffed bun, why do you blame my apprentice?"

Everyone nodded, but now the owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop is not a human being, and he is very depressed.

Meng Cuo wiped off a cold sweat in his heart, thinking that if he and his apprentice had gained face, he still wanted to give the shopkeeper a step down, so he went forward, bought two buns with the last nine cents, and took a bite first , then said: "However, your steamed stuffed bun tastes better than the big steamed stuffed buns my apprentice has ever eaten."

Putting the money in the boss's hands, Meng Cuo consciously picked up three steamed buns, handed two to Ying Nanhui, and said, "Thank you, boss. I wish you a prosperous business."

The boss who sold the steamed stuffed bun hadn't reacted yet, looked at the few copper coins in his palm, and wondered to himself: What the hell is this?Where did these two weirdos come from!

Seemingly calm, Meng Cuo took Ying Nanhui, who was eating buns, away. When he was far away, he turned around and pointed at Ying Nanhui, resisting the urge to scold him, and said calmly, "Call me before you speak next time." Report."

"Report?" Ying Nan was taken aback for a moment.

"Raise your hand before you speak next time, understand?" Meng Cuo redefines it, his eyes are very sharp.

Ying Nanhui felt that Meng Cuo was a little scary, and he didn't know what was wrong, so he just nodded.

Yes, it wasn't him who was wrong, it was Meng who was wrong.

Why did he accept such an idiot as an apprentice?Looks pretty smart, once you touch the buns...

Oh my mother, what a mess!

He walked forward, calmed down his mood, and then stopped under a teahouse. He saw that this teahouse was very high-end, and there were many men and women coming in and out. This world is relatively civilized, and it is common for women to walk on the street.

Meng Cuo directly pulled out a flag, which was a blank flag he found on Baiyu Mountain, on which was written "Yangyan Pill Monopoly", so it was considered a stall.

"Come, come, take a look, take a look, Yanyan Pill! It is made of Ganoderma lucidum for thousands of years, and the exclusive formula is selected, and the effect is immediate and remarkable. One drop, you will be ten years younger! Come, take a look ah……"

Meng Cuo's casually thought-out advertising words were easy to pronounce, and many people read them in a blink of an eye.

There are too many beautiful women.

There are only four elixir here in Meng Cuo, and the customer must be identified.

He planned to sell it for a big sum, and now he didn't know the value of these pills, so he was going to sell them for three to five taels of silver, which was not expensive in his mind.

Meng Cuo yelled and stopped yelling, but there were already a lot of people around, and when others saw so many people around here without making a sound, they must feel that something was wrong.It’s not a big deal to watch the excitement, and the onlookers are as big as snowballing.But Meng Cuo hadn't picked a suitable client yet, until he saw a woman with a slightly wrinkled face and a rich figure walking by, he immediately greeted her with a big flag, "Madam, please stay , I see that your facial features are correct, your eyebrows are graceful, and you are dressed in a rich manner. You really have a peerless demeanor..."

In the past few days, I have been training my eloquence at Ying Nanhui, Meng Cuo's mouth is really indescribable, and he can say whatever he wants, and he is very smooth at the moment.

In a blink of an eye, the lady stopped, seeing Meng Cuo's skin was really smooth, and then seeing the banner of the beauty pill, she immediately understood, but this kind of thing was foreseen too much, it was just a lie Yes, raise your hand to ask someone to stop Meng Cuo.

Unexpectedly, Meng Cuo just opened an ordinary wooden box casually, and there were four beauty pills lying in it. Meng Cuo said: "This medicine has immediate effects. If Madam takes it, if it doesn't take effect immediately, Xiaosheng will definitely not take a penny."

The pill exudes a faint fragrance and is also extremely beautiful, the woman suddenly hesitated.

People in the teahouse gathered around to watch.

"Isn't this the casino proprietress?"

"Hey, the poor scholar down here is quite courageous."

"Yo, Ninth Fifth Lord, you also come to see."

"Look, the proprietress took—"

Xue Jiu was upstairs, and saw Meng Cuo when he came here. His appearance has changed a little, but if you look closely, it should be the same one from the casino back then!

Well, it's really hard to find anywhere, and it doesn't take much effort to get it.

Xue Jiu was not in a hurry to start, and only slowly went down the stairs after his wife had taken the elixir.

On Meng Cuo's side, everyone was amazed: "God, look at her skin! It's so beautiful!"

The lady was shocked, and asked someone to bring the mirror, and without saying a word, she gave Meng Cuo a hundred taels of silver, wrapped up the remaining three pills, and asked Meng Cuo if he had any more.

The money came so easily, Meng Cuo was like a dream, but the pill was gone.

He only said: "If Madam needs it, I will do it later."

A lot of words were said here, and everyone dispersed when they saw that Meng Cuo really had no elixir.

Meng Cuo also packed up his things and left. By the way, he took the apprentice Yingnan who had been silent as the background board and walked back to the south. After walking not far, Meng Cuo felt that something was wrong.

"Boy, long time no see." Xue Jiu folded his hands and stood in the alley next to him, looking at him.

Meng Cuo stopped in his tracks. He was startled at first, but he squinted his eyes and smiled flatteringly: "Master Jiuwu, long time no see."

Hehe, good, long time, no, see you!

Let's see if I won't flatten you into a pig's head this time!