Old Monster [Touhou Undefeated colleagues]

Dongfang rubbed rouge in front of the mirror, his eyes shone brightly, and his expression was charming, which made Linghu Chong's scalp tingle.

"Uh...do you feel that the rouge on your face is a little bit red?"

"Really? I don't think so." Dongfang took a selfie in the mirror. Since taking the elixir left by Baozhen, his skin has become more crystal clear. Even a real woman can't compare with him. After applying rouge , is really beautiful.

Look, Linghu Chong was dumbfounded.

He turned his head and asked expectantly, "Say, do I look good like this? Or do I look good like yesterday?"

Linghu Chong frowned and thought, is there any difference between yesterday and today?

He wanted to break his head, and then looked at Dongfang Bubai's eyes... and finally squinted into a murderous look...

"Of course it looks good today, the rouge is very beautiful."

Dongfang said: "But I also wiped it yesterday."

"...Yesterday, I didn't wipe it as well as today."

"You mean I didn't wipe well yesterday, it was ugly and ugly, and it made you want to throw up?"

Linghu Chong felt that a drop of sweat was about to slide down his forehead.

Dongfang raised his eyebrows.

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It's just that it's really noisy. It's been a day and a night. Isn't the quarrel in the hall over yet?After a year and a half of rest and recuperation, almost all of his internal strength has come back.

Just because his martial arts are too high, he knows exactly what's going on in Heimuya.

Who will be the leader, is it really difficult to choose one?

The sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes just go out and compete, so fucking...

Dongfang coughed slightly and covered his mouth with his water sleeve.

With this slight movement, the gold silk gauze covered with embroidered pink peach blossoms on a green background reflects the boundless and elegant style.

He simply stood up, turned around lightly, showed off this set of palace attire he brought from the palace, and then looked at Linghu Chong proudly.

Linghu Chong hurriedly lowered his head and took a few martial arts cheat books, pretending to be thinking about them, they were so profound, why couldn't he understand them?This needs to be carefully studied.

Dongfang Bubai frowned, stretched out his Danko painted hand to cover the cheat book, "Are you still going to write the formula of Dugu Nine Swords? What's the use of writing it? We're all living in seclusion in Heimuya! Look, this The clothes are really beautiful, and the colors match well. When I go to the palace to ask where I paid the tribute from, you accompany me to let them make a few more sets so that I can change them. Okay?"

Linghu Chong felt a pain in his head, and said weakly: "The several boxes of clothes in the room are not enough for you to change?"

How colorful the flowers are, how bright the colors are, how magnificent, it seems that all the colors of the world are concentrated on these clothes.His eyes are blurred.

Ever since he and Dongfang Bubai got married, living in seclusion in this small hidden garden in Heimuya, he was really happy like a fairy.

You don't have to worry about the affairs of the rivers and lakes anymore, and you don't have to worry about this world anymore.He opened up a small kitchen in a corner of the garden, and he cooks and cooks.

I hunted and cut firewood in the deep forest, planted some fruits and vegetables in the flower garden, and surrounded a field with bamboo fences, raised some chickens and ducklings, or occasionally went down the cliff to buy wine and oil, salt and rice vinegar.

In his spare time, he played the piano and practiced the sword, while Dong Fang came to love embroidery and making clothes. Although sometimes noisy and performing martial arts, his life was very happy and smooth, except...

Are there any children of the Jianghu who love to dress up so much? !

The sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes don't know how to dress up, do they? !

So Dongfang has a problem with his aesthetics, but he has a problem with his vision, isn't there? !

"Those have already been worn." Dongfang Jiaochen.

"Actually, you look good in anything you wear." Linghu Chong said insincerely, thinking of Ren Yingying, who was dressed in dignified and elegant clothes, and the little junior sister who was simple but playful and cute, and the junior sister Yilin who was dressed in dark clothes. Look at the Eastern Invincible in front of you...

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"Really? Then tell me, do I look good dressed, or do I look good without it?" Dongfang moved his face closer, and his eyes were almost full of affection.

Linghu Chong's throat tightened subconsciously, and he felt that this was a language trap.

"...Well..." Oh, it's actually not bad to go to bed now.

Linghu Chong felt that it was not a question of good looks, but a question of grasping the timing. Just as he reached out to grab the person in front of him, he found nothing, and Dongfang had disappeared.

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At the critical moment, don't be like this, okay!

The Wencheng Wude Hall on Heimuya is still solemn and solemn, but the people inside are arguing like a pot of porridge.

"Shangguan Yun, tell me, which leader in the world is a one-eyed dragon? If this gets out, those so-called decent sects will laugh their ass off!"

"Hmph, I'm not worthy to be the leader, don't you deserve it? Why don't you look in the mirror, just rely on your three-legged kung fu, you don't need those famous and decent sects to deal with us, you should take the initiative to surrender and admit defeat."

"Everyone, stop arguing. Then who do you think is the most suitable leader? What's the situation now? We don't need to wait for others to attack us at the critical juncture of the Sun Moon God Sect. They intend to encircle us."

"Heimuya is a natural danger, if they can attack it, they are capable."

"Then what if the imperial court united with decent people? We don't have to mess around anymore, and we don't want all the halls all over the world? Are we going to guard Heimuya for a lifetime?!"

"It would be great if Linghu Chong was here. If he becomes the leader, everything will be fine."

"Ah bah! Linghu Chong is such a bird! He is an abandoned disciple of Wudang, the messy head of the Hengshan faction, and a wanted criminal by the court. Besides, when Miss Ren died, he and Miss Ren hadn't married yet, so he can't be considered a A member of our Sun Moon God Sect, what qualifications does he have to be the leader?!"

Hall Master Li who spoke had a loud voice, shaking the hall trembling.

Before the words were finished, a cloud of pink shadows flashed past, followed by a loud "pop", and the speaking leader Li disappeared.

When everyone Dingqing saw it clearly, they saw a person sitting on the throne of the leader of Wencheng Wude Main Hall, with one foot still on the throne, with a posture of looking down on the world, looking down on everyone, as if he was looking at an ant. He looked at everyone coldly.

The coldness seemed to be seen in their hearts, and everyone felt chills all over their bodies.

Everyone's eyes watched silently from her towering bun, jeweled hair accessories, heavily dressed face, colorful and colorful clothes, and finally stopped at the long lavender thin hair that stretched in front of the throne. It is embroidered with leno silver thread on the drape.

In an instant, the hall was silent.

Immediately afterwards, everyone looked up again.

But there were only two legs struggling desperately on the top of the hall, and it was probably Hallmaster Li who had disappeared from the clothes.

He was thrust up into the high ceiling of the temple by this mysterious woman who appeared suddenly.

As he struggled, everyone watched him fall straight down and hit the marble floor of the hall.

Hall Master Li let out a scream, lay on the ground for a long while, and then endured the pain and panted heavily, stood up with disheveled hair, and looked around for the black hand who killed him.

"Who, what the hell, what kind of bastard—"

A gust of fragrant wind blew by, Li Tang held his mouth but couldn't utter a word, his chin was dropped, and acupuncture points were pressed on his body, stuck there, the pain was so painful that there were beads of sweat all over his head.

Looking at the palace again, the mysterious palace dress...the beauty (?) pulled the cloak behind her, and stood in front of the high throne with her arms folded, her expression was extremely arrogant and cold.

"My lady, who are you and why are you making trouble in my Sun Moon God Sect?"

After seeing the other party's terrifying martial arts, the voice of questioning was not too strong.

Shangguan Yun is the older generation of the Sun Moon God Sect, Ren Woxing, Dongfang Bubai, and Ren Yingying, he is also considered the patriarch of the three dynasties.

The scene in front of him felt very familiar to him.

In a daze, he didn't speak...but waves of fear welled up in his heart.

"Damn it, I've been arguing all day and all night, and it hasn't been settled yet. The Sun Moon God Sect has fallen into the hands of you bastards. What the hell is going to happen?! Now I announce , Shangguan Yun took over as the leader of the Sun Moon God Sect, and other positions were arranged by the leader of the Sun Moon God Sect. If anyone disagrees with his decision, it will be like this tripod—”

The beauty in the palace costume (?) spoke out, her voice was elegant and indisputable, but it was surprisingly nice.

Everyone was still baffled, but they heard a loud noise outside the hall——

All the people ran out of the hall with a huff, except Hall Master Li who had been acupunctured.

I saw several copper tripods placed on the square, one of them had exploded, and the copper pieces were scattered everywhere. Some of them were still deeply inserted into the stone floor, and some of the copper fragments actually knocked out the congregation who were a hundred meters away. to serious injury.

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There was another long silence.

How can the turbulent waves on the face conceal the roaring in the heart: "Girl...you are a real man."

Cold sweat broke out on Shangguan Yun's forehead, he thought of someone in his heart, but he dared not imagine it no matter what.

There was someone who heard a voice from thousands of miles away: "Shangguan Yun, if you can't manage the Sun Moon God Sect well, then the bronze tripod is also your role model, hum!"

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He regretted it, and now he is not the leader, is it okay?

Shangguan Yun became the leader of the Sun Moon God Sect very smoothly, and no one objected during the period.

He devoted his life and soul to the work of the God Sect, and he was known as the most diligent and selfless leader of the Sun Moon God Sect since its inception.

And the loud hall master Li had recuperated in the church for a while, and his injury was healed.

But he became very silent and didn't speak much.

Because Hall Master Li still clearly remembered that mysterious woman whispering in his ear that if he dared to say anything wrong with Linghu Chong, he would be chopped up and thrown into those few tripods to feed the crows.

Does he still dare to speak?In case that woman has any taboos other than Linghu Chong, his old life is really not enough to throw a second time.

Since then, the Sun Moon God Sect has been united as one, and its territory has become bigger and bigger.

Everyone kept silent about what happened in the palace that day.

Many years later, everyone occasionally felt emotional, and they just said, this girl's powder is so fragrant...

Everyone seems to have guessed her identity, but no one wants to admit it.