Old Monster [Touhou Undefeated colleagues]

A lotus flower is embroidered vividly on the embroidery scaffolding, which shows that the embroiderers have extraordinary skill.

Lotus...

Linghu Chong placed the bowl and plate in his hand heavily on the stone table, and put down the two pairs of chopsticks.He lowered his head to search, only to find that there was only one stone pier, and it was now under Dongfang Bubai's ass.

Seeing the fragrant boiled eagle meat, Dongfang Bubai swallowed the mouthful of water, and hastily put away the embroidery shed. Just as he was about to have a good time, he saw Linghu Chong still standing with a calm expression on his face, and said, "Not too soon. Sit down, the meat will be cold in a while."

Linghu Chong asked, "Where should I sit?"

Dongfang glanced around, and said slowly: "The little gangsters usually don't have a seat in front of the great leader..."

Linghu Chong stared, turned around and walked towards the kitchen.

Dongfang stared at the steaming hot eagle meat, thinking to himself, did he go too far?what to do?

Just as Dongfang was about to stand up, he saw Linghu Chong Shi Shiran coming out of the stone cave in the kitchen with a wine jug in his hand.Dongfang quickly sat back and looked at Linghu Chong with narrowed eyes.

Linghu Chong uncorked the jug while walking, raised his head and took a big gulp, "Burning knife! Good wine!"

He walked to the stone table, took a look at Dongfang Bubai, and suddenly jumped to sit on the stone table, stretched out his hand and pulled off an eagle's leg, chewing vigorously.

Dongfang couldn't help laughing, and said: "Since there is good wine, why don't you bring two bowls."

Linghu Chong said: "Oh, Dongfang Hierarch also wants to drink, so I'll give it to you!" After saying that, he threw the jug towards Dongfang Bubai.

Dongfang caught it subconsciously, and as soon as he took the jug, he said angrily, "You've finished drinking."

"I'm a young man in the rivers and lakes, so I can't guess the mind of the Great Hierarch."

Dongfang Bubai said meaningfully: "Yes, if it weren't for me, the Great Hierarch, covering you, you would have died a hundred times, a thousand times, or ten thousand times."

"Really? I remember I saved you too."

Dongfang raised his eyebrows and said, "I never remember that there was a time when I needed my little brother to save me."

The two competed with each other for a moment, and then fell into the situation of gobbling.

Linghu Chong really wanted to show Dongfang Bubai a look in the mirror. It is necessary to pretend to be a woman at this time... Please, at least save some more for him!

After eating, Dongfang took out an embroidered handkerchief, wiped the corners of his mouth, and waved Linghu Chong to take the plate down.Linghu Chong laughed angrily, sighed, tidied up and took it to the kitchen.

Anyway, from childhood to adulthood, he has done rough and heavy work.Speaking of kindness, he really owed Dongfang Bubai too much.Let's not talk about the past, just talk about the present.

Why did Dongfang Invincible stay here?Is Dongfang Invincible really inseparable from Siguoya?

He had an intuition in his heart that with Dongfang Bubai's martial arts, the distance from the sword mound to the cliff top couldn't stop him at all.He could leave as he wanted, the reason why he stayed here... was only because of him, Linghu Chong.

If Dongfang Bubai leaves, he will leave Linghu Chong alone, probably not far from death.

Wash the used tableware one by one, put them back as they were, and then look at the stone bed where they slept. It seems that nothing has been touched.Shaking the mat, the dust in the room was very choking.

Linghu Chong hesitated for a while, and said to Dongfang Bubai who was wiping his face with clean water: "It's impossible to sleep here, and it's cold...or, you..."

Dongfang wrung out the water from the embroidered handkerchief, carefully dried it, and said: "I heard that you have been thinking about the cliff for a while, so tell me, is it cold here or the top of the cliff?"

"Thinking over the top of the cliff."

"Then you think this place is dirtier than the wilderness?"

"It's not..."

Dongfang Bubai came to the stone bed, opened the wooden box next to him, took a few old clothes and threw them on the straw mat, saying: "Now you can sleep."

"..."

Linghu Chong rubbed his nose and said, "Then go to sleep, I'll watch outside."

Dongfang Bubai's figure flashed, and he was already blocking the exit of the cave, standing coldly.

Linghu Chong said helplessly: "The stone bed is so narrow, it's not easy for two people to lie on it, and besides, you are the great leader, how can you be with me and other young people—"

Before he could finish his sentence, Dongfang Bubai grabbed hold of him by the collar, and the next moment Linghu Chong found himself thrown onto the stone bed, and Dongfang Bubai jumped lightly, and was lying beside him.

Before Linghu Chong felt any pain, he wanted to sit up, but Dongfang Bubai turned his leg on his body, hugging his chest with both hands, resting his head on his shoulder, and said softly: "Go to sleep, we will have more tomorrow." Get up early."

Linghu Chong wanted to struggle, alas, it would be strange if he managed to break free.

Tears flowed into his heart, how could he sleep like this.

Dongfang Bubai raised his hand, and wherever the wind of his palm reached, the oil lamp was extinguished.

Immediately, I couldn't see my fingers when I stretched out my hands. In the dark place, I could only feel the "thumping" heartbeat of the two people, mixed with the body temperature of the two people, and I felt that the room temperature was much higher.

Linghu Chong said in a low voice: "If you relax a little, I won't be able to escape anywhere. You're strangling me so hard that I can't breathe."

That's right, he is hanging in the air, and he can still go to the sky and enter the earth.

The strength in Dongfang's hands relaxed a little, but his legs were still pressed against him, and his head was still resting on Linghu Chong's shoulder.

Linghu Chong felt the need to say something. In this situation, what would he do if it were someone else?

What if it is Master Fangzheng?

What if it is Daoist Chongxu?

What if it was Tian Boguang?

...Maybe it is impossible for others to encounter such a thing in this life.

Linghu Chong said: "Actually, it's not bad to spend the rest of your life here. If you're tired, you can take a rest. No one can find this place, and no one can disturb the tranquility here."

Dongfang said: "I will believe what other people say. If you want to spend the rest of your life here, I will absolutely not believe it."

"Could it be that I can't stand being lonely?"

Dongfang smiled and said, "It's fine if you don't drink for three to five days. Have you tried not drinking for a month or a year?"

Linghu Chong said: "Please, don't talk about wine anymore, if you talk about it, I really can't wait to go out."

"Also, do you think that this place is really safe and quiet? Don't be stupid. Where we can all go, the master will come naturally. Linghu Chong, in fact, you can kill him with your own strength."

Linghu Chong cheered up, and hurriedly said: "I can kill him? Impossible? How to do it?"

"Aren't you good at absorbing star magic? If you absorb all the internal energy of decent masters one by one, no one in the world can stop you."

"..." Linghu Chong remained motionless and pretended to be asleep.

"Linghu Chong! Linghu Chong!" Dongfang called a few times, but got no response, and slowly groped around him with his tightly clasped hands.

Linghu Chong gritted his teeth and said, "Enough is enough! Although the sons and daughters of the world are informal, I, Linghu Chong..."

Dongfang laughed lightly and said: "You Linghu Chong are also a person who sticks to etiquette. Otherwise, if you were someone else, you would have cooked rice with Ren Yingying, so you might have a child. Isn't it? You really deserve to be Yue Buqun's disciple , I really deserve it. However, the gentleman in your heart doesn't know how much is true and how much is fake?"

Linghu Chong fell silent again.

Dongfang said again: "Actually, Fang Zheng Chongxu and these bald donkeys are nothing. If you suck all my internal energy away, the mysterious master will be seriously injured, and victory will be easy!"

Linghu Chong said: "Why do you bother to say such things, don't say any more."

Dongfang said: "It's not impossible for me to give you all my internal energy... If you marry me, you and I will become husband and wife, so how can we divide each other? Are you right?!"

"To shut up!"

"You have obtained all my internal strength, and you have eliminated evils for the martial arts. The martial arts are number one in the world, and your reputation is at the top of the sky, but I have become a useless person. If you want to kill or scrape, you only need one finger. If you kill me, you will have nothing to worry about." Not anymore. Wouldn’t it be a good thing to marry that little Hengshan nun of yours again and be proud of the Jianghu from now on?!”

Does Linghu Chong think that the person who is entangled with him is a lunatic?If it weren't for a lunatic, how could he say such cruel words?What kind of person did he regard Linghu Chong as?where? !

"Don't say any more... I once told Master Bujie and the dumb mother-in-law that I will never marry a wife in this life and be single until I die. Therefore, I will not marry you, let alone want your internal strength, and you She will live a good life, maybe longer than me. Junior sister Hengshan Yilin, I have always only treated her as a little sister, so you don't have to use her to make fuss in the future!"

In the cold and dark cave, there was silence for a long time, even the two people hugging each other felt very cold.