Old Monster [Touhou Undefeated colleagues]

At this time, a man dressed as a rich businessman came in from the door, short and fat, bowing his body, and came in with a smile on his face.Four or five servants followed behind, some carrying food, some carrying clothes, and filed in.

"Hall Master Mei, I brought food here. It's just a rough meal. Please forgive me. Also, this is a new clothes I bought. It's a pity that I can't make it for Master Mei because the time is too short. But this is in the local area. Made by the most famous Xiangxiutang, it is absolutely impossible for ordinary people to buy.

"There are still some silver tickets here, please accept them with a smile. In addition, I have prepared the carriage. After Master Mei has eaten, you can leave at any time. It's just that it is rare for a big person from the church to come to this small place, and Master Mei's name is very famous. In the church, everyone doesn't know who doesn't know. If you can hang around for a few more days, it's really an honor for me."

Dongfang stared at him coldly and arrogantly, and suddenly smiled and said: "Since you are a relative of Elder Qin, and you have managed the local business well, the leader of the Shangguan will reward you, maybe you will be invited to meet at Heimuya, and it is not Impossible, what do you say."

The wealthy businessman rubbed his hands and smiled, "How dare I think that I am wrong? With my meager martial arts, I can't accomplish anything, but I know how to do business. Besides, the uncle of the Shangguan gang leader... well, this It is something that everyone in the sect knows, and I have never expected it. Hall Master Mei, I heard that a major event happened in the capital this time. Since Hall Master Mei came here from the capital, he must have experienced it himself..."

Under Dongfang's gaze, the rich merchant fell silent.

Dongfang saw a table of delicious dishes, and walked around the table lightly.

He stretched out to pick up the white porcelain dripping jug on the table, opened it lightly, and the aroma of the wine overflowed.In an instant, he seemed to be able to feel the sound of Linghu Chong swallowing his saliva in the inner room.

The corners of his lips were slightly raised, and the corners of his eyes were looking at the rich businessman, and he said suddenly: "Although I am a womanizer, I have been immersed in the rivers and lakes for a long time. I have never seen any turbulent scenes, and I have never tried any conspiracy methods. Is it a matter of defeat or survival?"

The rich businessman Lao Lin was stunned for a moment, and forced a smile: "I have been in the humble village for a long time, where have I heard of such a thing. ... Dongfang, Dongfang... the leader is still alive? Impossible? The leader of the East died tragically on the Blackwood Cliff. In the hands of... Linghu Chong, this is something everyone in the world knows about. Hall Master Mei, is your subordinate awake? How about asking him to come out for dinner?"

"Oh~ So you really don't know what happened in the capital. My subordinate, he, was beaten all over the place by Dongfang Bubai. He was really injured, and he was ashamed to see the other people in the school." Dongfang said at the round table. He sat down next to him, picked up a pair of ivory chopsticks next to the white porcelain plate, reached out to pick up a piece of white chopped chicken, put it in the vinegar plate and marinated it.

He turned his head to look at Lao Lin, only to see that Lao Lin was looking at him with a smile, but there was anxiety, tension and fear in his eyes.

Dongfang raised his chopsticks, and suddenly put the chicken in the chopsticks on the same color plate, and said, "Suddenly I don't feel very hungry. Is the clothes of Xiangxiufang famous here? You only sent clothes, and the rouge powder Woolen cloth?"

Linghu Chong, who was standing inside the partition, wanted to curse.

Looking for teeth all over the place? !Dongfang Bubai's martial arts are not bad, he admitted!But he, Linghu Chong, was not the same Linghu Chong who went up to Heimuya to besiege back then!

The aroma of the dishes outside really penetrated through the bead curtain, spreading to the tip of Linghu Chong's nose wave after wave, his stomach beating like a drum, reminding him constantly that it's time to eat, it's time to eat, eat quickly!

However, Dongfang Bubai was still chatting slowly and leisurely with that businessman outside, not knowing what to talk about.

Hall Master Mei?It is estimated that he is pretending to be a hall master of the Sun Moon Sect, and then finds a stronghold to cheat food and drink.At times like this, we should make a quick decision, and leave immediately after the deception is over.

Lao Lin suddenly seemed to think of something, and said: "Master Mei, it is said that the leader of the Five Poison Sect is nearby, and I often hear from friends in the church that the relationship between Master Mei and the leader of the Five Poison Sect is also very good. The news of your stay here has spread. Just now there is a news from the superiors, saying that the leader of the Five Poison Sect will come to the humble house sometime later, and come to meet you in person."

Dongfang Bubai was just picking up his new clothes and looking at how the needlework was doing. Hearing this, he was stunned for a moment, then suddenly raised his head and laughed, and said, "Lan Fenghuang is here? Who else is there? I'm bored, and I just want to find someone to have a good chat with."

Linghu Chong felt relieved when he heard Lan Fenghuang's name.These people have the best relationship with him, even if they are exposed, they will not speak out.

"By the way, take out all these meals, and remember to bring some good rouge powder."

Lao Lin hurriedly asked the servants to take all the food away, bowed his waist and backed out of the door when he went out, and closed the door himself.Only he himself knew that his back was already wet with sweat.

As soon as the door was closed, Linghu Chong strode out. He lowered his voice and said, "What old Lin is this? Are you suspicious? He added poison to the food? Drugs? Lan Fenghuang is coming, so should we go? "

Dongfang Bubai looked at him, suddenly smiled and said: "If he really knows that I am Dongfang Bubai, he dares to poison the food? What kind of poison can kill Dongfang Bubai instantly? If the poison does not kill him, then the nearest He's going to suffer, he can't be that stupid."

Linghu Chong frowned, hesitantly said: "Then why did you ask that person to remove the food and drink? I'm almost starving to death."

Dongfang Bubai smiled and said: "Is that so? Even the world-famous Dongfang Bubai died tragically in your hands. Young Hero Linghu's miraculous skills are world-class, and he still needs to eat?"

"..." Nima, it's this again.Linghu Chong sighed, Dongfang Bubai's heart is really smaller than the eye of a needle!After all, he is considered an injured person, can he heal faster if he is hungry?

Dongfang said: "We have to leave, he can't stop him absolutely, but he came here just now and already found an excuse to keep us. Hero Linghu, do you think we should stay or not?"

Linghu Chong thought for a moment and asked, "Last time when hundreds of people from the Sun Moon Sect surrounded you in the suburbs of Beijing, they didn't seem to see Lan Fenghuang and the others."

Dongfang Bubai said: "Let me tell you the truth, the real Hall Master Mei also participated in the last operation. If Lao Lin has reported the news, it may have been confirmed that we are fake. The reason why Lan Fenghuang was used to keep us is that It is estimated that they want to mobilize people and horses to surround the nest again."

Linghu Chong said: "You know that you will be broken, but you still have to find a hall to stay overnight, why can't you just find an inn?! You and I are still injured, and the Sun Moon Sect is like a cloud of masters. When the time comes, you can escape. No, it's hard to say."

He had absorbed part of Dongfang Bubai's internal energy, and he had been injured before even running around. Now both of them are in this state. Isn't this rushing to court death?

Sitting in front of the mirror, Dongfang Bubai said: "I haven't dressed properly during this trip, and I haven't bathed for a long time, so my skin has become rough. Then I'm still wearing the clothes of a peasant woman. After wearing it for another day, I feel like it's oozing. I'll come to the entrance of the church to rectify, what's wrong with this?! You have such a fragrant quilt warm pillow for you to sleep in when you go to the inn?"

Dongfang stretched out his finger, looking at the skin on his hand with a heartbroken expression.

Linghu Chong was dumbfounded and was speechless for a while.

The world is really crazy!

what is this?

It took him a while to recover his voice and said, "We Jianghu people, why pay attention to these things. If you really love these things...you and I go our own way, how you like to dress and enjoy yourself, naturally there is no problem."

Linghu Chong turned around, took the piano case and long sword, and wanted to leave.

"stop!"

Dongfang Bubai flashed in front of him in an instant, blocking the way, with an angry expression on his face, "Everything I did was for you, and now you despise me instead? Open your mouth and go your own way! Linghu Chong, let me tell you , if I don't get the Wudang Danshu, you don't want to escape alone, and I will not let you go even if I am a ghost."

Linghu Chong stared at Dongfang for a while, then lowered his head with a sigh: "I told you to hide, but you said no, let's go together. You've been dragging your feet along the way, looking for trouble. You're a big man, you put on makeup, you look like... "

"Old monster, is it?" Dongfang said coldly.

Linghu Chong said: "I didn't say that, that's not what I meant."

Dongfang raised his hand and said, "That's enough! Linghu Chong, let's go! Take your beloved qin and your broken sword, and let me go as far as you want!"

Linghu Chong had mixed feelings in his heart.

"Wudang Danshu, don't you want it?"

"What do you want to do here? Practice the elixir of life? Eat it and become a thousand-year-old monster?"

Linghu Chong sighed: "Dongfang... Fellow Daoist Fang, since there may be another siege, the number of people is estimated to be indispensable. Let's talk about it later, let's go!"

"You go, I won't go!"

"Okay, it's all my fault, it's all my fault, it's me, Linghu Chong, who doesn't know what's good and what's wrong, is it okay?! Let's go, Dongfang Bubai, no matter how good your martial arts are, you can hold back thousands of troops!" Wanma? Two fists are no match for four hands, let's go!"

Dongfang Bubai raised his head and laughed out loud, tears streaming down his face.

"I, Dongfang Bubai, am just a monster who is neither male nor female! If you die, you will die. There is nothing to regret! Isn't it! Linghu Chong, get out! Don't let me do anything to you right now!"

Looking at Dongfang Bubai's appearance, Linghu Chong felt as if his heart was being grabbed by something, and he felt indescribably sad.

However, it is useless for him to say anything now.

Just in an instant, Dongfang Bubai's mind changed.

Because he knew that the person in front of him already had the will to die.

Linghu Chong stretched out his hand to pull Dongfang's sleeve, but this man's martial arts are extremely treacherous, his movements are as fast as lightning, if he doesn't want people to get close, ordinary people really can't get within three feet of him.

In an instant, Dongfang had already sat back in front of the mirror stand, picked up a plum red golden bead stamen silk flower in the makeup box, and inserted it on his temple with trembling hands.He looked at his own appearance in the mirror, and the tears in the corners of his eyes slowly slid down his cheeks.

He thought of Ren Yingying.

"If I can change places with you, let alone the leader of the Sun Moon God Sect, even the emperor Lao Tzu, I won't do it."

It's just a fool's dream after all.