Old Monster [Touhou Undefeated colleagues]

There was a noise outside, and then Eunuch Jia came.In the thick fur, the whole person is almost submerged.

"How's the head of Chongxu? As soon as the miscellaneous family heard the news, they rushed over to take a look." The guards beside Eunuch Jia stepped forward and blocked the crowd who had surrounded the bed to the sides. The crowd was annoyed, But it is also inconvenient to compare with them.

Eunuch Jia took a closer look at Chongxu's appearance, and asked a guard commander beside him to come forward to check, only then did he confirm that Chongxu's injury was too serious, and he was really in danger.

"The alchemy book hand-picked by the Holy Majesty is still there, right?" Eunuch Jia coughed anxiously, as if he was about to die.This is what he cares most about, and everyone knows it well.

Linghu rushed forward, took out the alchemy book in his arms, and handed it over.

Eunuch Jia heaved a sigh of relief, looked at Linghu Chong a few times, and said sharply: "You have to collect it carefully." But he didn't reach out to take the Dan book, and the guards didn't move.

Linghu Chong stuffed the alchemy book back into his bosom, and he didn't say a word from the beginning to the end. He was afraid that he would want to draw his sword to face him as soon as he opened his mouth!

Dead eunuch!Received the alchemy book early and returned to Beijing, probably nothing like today's disaster!

"Elder-in-law, look at my senior brother who is the head of the sect. He looks like this. He is going to Beijing tomorrow. How can he get there? The dozen or so Taoist doctors all said that he is only a few days away." Daoist Ling Xu has always been in harmony with Chongxu's appearance. When the younger brother's life was dying, he felt sad again, thinking, although the younger brother may not be outstanding in talent, but he has a temperamental temperament, and he really has nothing to say about dealing with others.

Eunuch Jia frowned deeply, and kept fumbling with the thermos in his hand.

Everyone waited for him to speak, and the hall was silent.

"Chongxu's current situation is like this. If something happens to go to Beijing, it will not be beautiful if it collides with the matter of the Holy One. You Wudang will choose someone to go to."

Linghu Chong returned to the courtyard, and the room he was in was dimly lit.

There was an oil lamp on the table, the wick was flickering, and it was about to go out.

There is a bit of warmth in this cold, but it seems that someone is waiting for his return in the dark night, but in fact, he has no relatives now, and he is living alone in the world.

Linghu Chong went to the outer room, and heard two breathing sounds from inside through the door, calm and sound, at least one of the two inside was sleeping soundly.

He hesitated whether to go in and check, maybe he could find some clues in Fang Daming's Taoist robe or the shoes he took off.

But he thought back to tonight's fight, the scene where the martial arts in the Sunflower Book reappeared.

Speaking of which, Dongfang Bubai's appearance, he couldn't remember it, he only felt heavy makeup and a brightly colored mess in his impression, no matter how disgusting he looked, he didn't want to face it at all.

And Fang Daming is cold and handsome, and he speaks and acts normally.He couldn't connect the cold and handsome Fang Daming with the terrifying and disgusting Dongfang Bubai.

He stood there for a moment, then sighed, turned and went back to his room.

Eunuch Jia brought only a few thousand elite soldiers from Beijing, and the siege of Wudang Mountain was dispatched from the army regiment from the nearby county.

But these thousands of elite soldiers returned to Beijing, and the team was also mighty.Wudang Mountain only selected a dozen or so priests with profound Taoism and knowledge of the classics to accompany them, of course Linghu Chong and Dongfang Bubai were among them.

As the convoy was moving, Linghu Chong and Dongfang Bubai naturally rode in the same carriage.

In fact, no one would like to sit with Linghu Chong. Although Linghu Chong is a witty and open-minded person, but he "has a crime in his heart", if the mysterious person doesn't give up and comes to pick up the alchemy book and ride in the same carriage, it's not over yet.

Inside the carriage, the oriental eyes watch the nose, the nose and the heart, and only look at the scriptures in the hand.

He knew that after that night's fight, Linghu Chong would doubt him even more.Before, Linghu Chong had tested him in different ways, but now it is estimated that it will be even more serious.So what, he decided to pretend to be an ordinary person to the end.

Linghu Chong glanced at Dongfang, opened the jug and took another sip, hesitatingly stuffed the jug back under the fur, and sighed: "Fang Daoyou, you've been reading the scriptures for a day... Sigh, I really don't understand why you want to To become a Taoist monk, you must know that it is absolutely impossible to be a monk. There are so many rules and precepts, and a single abstinence from alcohol is frightening.

Dongfang Bubai smelled the aroma of wine, and silently greeted the eighteen generations of Linghu Chong's ancestors.

"Fellow Daoist Daoist Ming, to be honest, you are not too young. If you go to the top of Wudang Mountain and become a Taoist priest, why don't you think about going out to become a monk?"

Knowing that Linghu Chong was staring at him, Dongfang showed a very indifferent expression on his face, looking like an outsider, and said softly: "I only want to have enough food and clothing when I go to Wudang."

"Well, with your personality, being a Taoist is even better than being a Taoist priest."

Dongfang closed the book of Taoism, and said with a smile: "There are many heroes in the world who bend their waists for a bucket of rice. Daoist Linghu, you are a real person who has attained the Tao. I have heard a lot about you from Lingshui. These are all other ways. Tell Lingshui."

Linghu Chong asked curiously, "What are you talking about?"

"Master of Humanity and Heaven, Merciful Navigator in the Sea of ​​Suffering, Grandmaster of Overcoming the World. Spread the Dao, Transform People with Virtue, Accumulate without merit, Do nothing without doing good, Heaven and man admire together."

"..." Linghu Chong thought in his heart: Fortunately, this wine was swallowed, and it would be a big loss if it spewed out.

What's going on with Chongxu's head, this bullshit is exaggerating.

"Master Linghu's Taoism is so profound, why bother to say 'doing is even better than being a Taoist priest'."

Linghu Chong was dumbfounded, couldn't these two see through his identity?Is there a Taoist priest who steals wine so openly?

Linghu Chong touched his nose, didn't take it seriously, and smiled again: "Have you ever heard of a joke? Oh, you must have never heard of it. Once upon a time, an old Taoist invited people to drink, and the guest asked, can Taoist priests drink? But the old Taoist said, I almost forgot to serve pork head meat. The guest asked in surprise, can Taoist priests eat meat? The old Taoist shouted loudly, lady, quickly bring out the meat."

Dongfang Bubai looked at him expressionlessly.

Linghu Chong sighed: "Looking at your young age, you are so mature. If you had come to Huashan a few years earlier..."

Seeing that his face darkened, Dongfang thought he was thinking of Yue Buqun, so he said, "Oh, Taoist priests who want to come to Mount Hua can drink and eat meat, so naturally they can marry wives. Masters like Master Yizhen , Three wives and four concubines are indispensable."

In fact, it is not uncommon for Taoists to drink, eat meat, and marry wives in this world, but they are not so blatant. Marrying a wife is also called a dual-cultivation Taoist, and it is natural to have children.

However, Wudang Mountain has always been a place of cultivation, how can it compare with those impure orthodox Taoism.

The rules and regulations are still very strict.

Linghu Chong frowned, and said for a while, "Fellow Daoist Daoist, tell me the truth, how old is your Geng?"

Damn it's none of your business! ! !Dongfang roared in his heart.

"Actually, you are more than 20 years old."

Dongfang thought about his age silently in his heart.

Back then, when he was playing in the mountains with Yingying, who was only six or seven years old, he was full of gratitude and passion.

How many years have passed?Yingying has also reached the age to marry, and he...

thirty?forty?It turned out that he was already so old, if Linghu Chong looked at him carefully, he would find the vicissitudes and exhaustion in his eyes.

He suddenly wanted to cover his face with his hands, to cover, to hide.

At that time, he could still use thick lead powder to cover his face, and use heavy makeup to cover up all the traces that would reveal the essence of an old man.

Dongfang had a cold face and hardened heart, exuding the aura of "don't get close to strangers" all over his body, but Linghu Chong didn't care about it, and tried every means to make various gags, exhausting himself.Although every sentence was a joke, Dongfang felt that every smile of Linghu Gouda was covered with shadows, and every look in his eyes was filled with deep sadness.