Old Monster [Touhou Undefeated colleagues]

Now that the Dan book has been found, the departure is imminent, but the Wudang family has a lot of big things to do, such as who will be the temporary prison, personnel arrangements for various places, candidates for going to Beijing, etc., it is impossible to make arrangements overnight.

Therefore, Eunuch Jia had to stay on the mountain for one more night, and most of the officers and soldiers withdrew to the foot of the mountain to gather and wait.

Eunuch Jia knew that since Wudang planned to take out the alchemy book, nothing against the court would happen. In addition, Wudang Mountain Taoist doctors had two brushes, and their daily diet was also a rare specialty of Wudang Mountain. It doesn't matter if you stay one more day, after all, it's within three days.

As soon as the officers and soldiers retreated, Wudang Mountain seemed to return to its former state, but there were fewer pilgrims and tourists.

Busy and busy, the personnel arrangement is the most thankless thing no matter what school or faction, whether it is official or Jianghu.

To his surprise, several of his juniors, including his own, wanted to go to Beijing with him.

In the face of the world of mortals, can't they escape this temptation?

"Uncle Master, everyone wants to go to Beijing because they heard from the officers and soldiers that this time not only Wudang, but also other Taoist sects, and many famous Taoist friends all over the world gathered in the capital. It is really beneficial to study and practice, if you miss this opportunity, you may regret it for life."

Chongxu listened with a smile all the time, and said: "Xuantong's words are also very reasonable, but everyone should go, and no one will preside over the affairs of the faction. That's it, except for those who must stay, the rest will make arrangements, and then draw lots stop."

"..."

The officers and soldiers withdrew from the mountain, Linghu Chong also disappeared, Dongfang and Lingshuidaotong looked at each other in the room.

Dongfang thought to himself, this morning he overheard Linghu Chong once said, asking the old bastard Chongxu to put the alchemy book on his body... Could it be that Linghu Chong went to Chongxu to get the alchemy book?

To be honest, he himself had practiced pills before, and all the pills he practiced were to increase his skill.He was really curious, what was recorded in the Wudang alchemy book, could there really be an elixir? !

What the hell is he really stupid? Thinking back then, the God Sect snatched Taijiquan-level treasures from Wudang, and when they came to him, they started to practice pills by themselves, so they didn't expect to go to Wudang to snatch a few books on pills?Speaking of which, in the whole world, who can practice alchemy better than a Taoist priest.

Think about it, the dog emperor wanted to collect the world's Taoist books, but he specified that he wanted the alchemy books collected by the major schools. Isn't it thought-provoking.

Until the evening, Linghu Chong Shi Shiran swaggered back.Before he took off his coat, he put something tightly wrapped in oiled paper on the wooden table.

When Dongfang saw this oil-paper bag, the first thought in his mind was, could this be the alchemy book mentioned by the old Taoist Chongxu?

He remained calm, pretending not to care.

Linghu Chong said, "Fellow Daoist Ming, quickly bring some big bowls over here, it's so cold!"

"I'll get it." Lingshui Daotong moved quickly.

Dongfang Bubai remained unmoved, just read the Taoist scriptures on the shelf.

He just didn't do anything, even if Linghu Chong couldn't say anything, he would drive him away if he could.

Sure enough, Linghu Chong just smiled slightly, and the melancholy between his brows immediately faded a lot.

"Fellow Daoist Daoist, there are no outsiders now, and there is no rush to comprehend the Taoist scriptures. Come, come, I have something good——"

I saw Linghu Chong took out a large jug from his coat and shook it at him, "The best Erguotou, in such a cold day, drinking this is the best way to warm up."

"..." Dongfang Bubai stared at him coldly.

Lingshui Daotong came back soon, holding a few large white porcelain bowls with fine flowers, although they were not expensive, they were also simple and clean.

Linghu Chong took the bowl and put it on the table, pulled off the lid of the wine pot, and poured two of the big bowls to the brim.

"Fellow Daoist Daoist Ming, take a sip... I'll do it first as a respect." After finishing speaking, he picked up one of the sea bowls, raised his head and drank it in a sip, with an expression of great enjoyment.

Lingshui Daotong stared at the remaining bowl of wine, dipped his finger in it, put it in his mouth and licked it, almost crying.

Linghu Chong laughed loudly, as if thinking of something, he picked up the greased paper bag on the table and untied the red string on it.

Dongfang Bubai stared nervously at the oiled paper bag, somewhat wondering how Linghu Chong would show such an important alchemy in front of him?

There are three layers inside and three layers outside, and one layer is peeled off. When the contents inside are revealed, Dongfang Bubai wants to scold the street.

A large piece of beef with bright color and rich aroma was displayed in front of the three people without any concealment.

Linghu Chong clicked his tongue and praised, Dongfang Bubai's face was livid, and Lingshui Daotong was full of curiosity.

Linghu Chong pulled out his long sword, wiped it with the tablecloth beside him, then cut off a small piece of beef with the sword, and stuffed it into Lingshui Daotong's mouth.

Dongfang: "..." He was about to throw up.

Lingshui Daotong: "..." He was chewing.

Linghu Chong: "..." He was also chewing.

Dongfang Bubai felt that he was going crazy, how could there be someone like Linghu Chong in this world? !

How could Yingying like such a person?

He's unrestrained, he's not a great man, he's not handsome, he doesn't look serious.

There is no doubt that Yingying Jueji loves this dog thief, but what about Linghu dog thief?Does he like Yingying?He couldn't imagine what it would be like for these two people to live together.

Linghugou is shameless and despicable, he knows why he hates him so much and hates him so much.

That day when Ren Woxing and these five people went up to Blackwood Cliff to besiege him, the one who made him angry the most was this Linghu dog thief.

In order to be with Brother Lian, he carefully dressed himself every day, trying to make himself more like a woman, and everything he did was ruined by that "old monster".

When Linghu Chong said these three words, he felt his mind went blank, and he didn't dare to turn his head to look at Brother Lian, he was afraid that he would see the same mocking eyes with deep disgust.

Normally, he could pretend he didn't see this look, but he couldn't see it in public, in front of his enemies. At that time, he really wanted to tear Linghu Chong to pieces.

Even if his head is full of pearls and emeralds, even if his clothes are as bright as clouds, even if his face is covered with powder, rouge, and even if he tries hard to keep himself low, he still can't compare to a young girl like a flower, like a jade, and a finger full of beauty.

What's ridiculous is that when they meet again and get along with each other for a long time, can't Linghugouzi really fail to see that he is the "old monster" he used to call over and over again?

That's right, the "old monster" is neither male nor female, neither dead nor alive, but a monster and ghost, definitely not the way Taoist priests dress up like they are now.

Dongfang thought wildly, thinking about the section of Heimuya, he didn't give Linghu Chong a good look.

When he came back to his senses, Nuo Da's piece of beef had been scraped clean by one big and one small.

Lingshui Daotong said with satisfaction: "It's the first time I've eaten such a delicious thing when I've grown up."

The originally so pure and innocent Xiaodaotong was ruined by a piece of beef from Linghu Chong.

Linghu Chong stared at him regretfully and said, "Fellow Daoist Daoist, what were you thinking just now, I called you several times, but if you didn't respond, we had no choice but to..."

Dongfang Bubai felt that facing this villain again, he was really afraid that his hand would lose control and shoot a steel needle.

He was about to stand up, but he heard Linghu Chong say: "Just now I went to the nearby town to buy wine, guess what rumors I heard."

Before Dongfang Bubai could answer, Linghu Chong said again: "Women in several towns near Wudang Mountain have disappeared one after another. They are all boudoir girls who have not yet become monks. Now people in the town are in a panic, and several people want to ask Wudang Mountain for help. It just so happens that this The mountain was closed by the government for a few days."

"Daoist Linghu, what exactly do you want to say? It's not surprising that there are flower picking scum in the rivers and lakes. I heard that you are strong in martial arts. I'm afraid that if you make a move, the flower picking thief will naturally be caught. At that time, the common people will be grateful to you, and maybe they will do it for you." Build a shrine."

Linghu Chong was taken aback for a moment, and blurted out: "Tian Boguang traveling alone for thousands of miles!"