It is said that first love did not end well [Network Matching]

In the crew of "Ghost Tank".

Late stage - house master: Hahahahaha, I hope the bamboo will be great, go to the gym and fuck~~~

Planning-Futian: Hahahaha, I just finished watching Zhuda Zhu’s Weibo, I have a special skill for masturbating

Script-Yeyye: Hahahahaha, already expanded

Beiyu-Yuanzhu: I really can't record it, the idea came up in the early morning.It seems that the effect is ok [showing teeth]

Later stage-Fu Tian: OK!It's just too good!In the future, if the cv can't get h, I recommend them to go to the gym!

The video of the process of wishing to record h was exposed in the early morning.Zhu Zhu went to the gym to do push-ups, and set up the equipment next to him in the early morning to start recording-thus the real breathing in the gray machine tank was born.

Shen Mo peeked at the screen from here.This wish bamboo's masturbation posture... is really a bit novel.The comments are almost all "hahahaha".Hahahaha, most of them are actually licking the screen.

"May Zhuda do 40 push-ups in a row without resting!"

"Don't show your face! Bad review!"

"The screen is a bit dirty, let me lick it!"

"(﹃) May Zhuda's abdominal muscles must be beautiful..."

"Quality, quality, quality, looking for a high-definition uncensored collector's edition!!"

……

Shen Mo just wanted to say, what about your integrity.But Shen Mo is also very curious about the appearance of this wishing bamboo.The video shooting is very skillful, the pixels are not low, and the appearance of Zhu Zhu doing push-ups is particularly clear, and it can be confirmed that Zhu Zhu is himself.But the face was never facing the camera, so I couldn't see clearly, I could only see a back view.But just this back view can already make the audience scream.It can be seen that the figure is not burly, it should be well-proportioned and thin, but the strong muscles on the arms can be vaguely seen, and more than 40 consecutive push-ups without resting, it is already very clear. ...Damn it, I heard the voice of early morning, saying that I was not breathing enough, and this guy actually switched to one-handed push-ups.Show off, definitely show off!It's amazing that you can do push-ups, and it's amazing that you can do one-handed push-ups!

——It’s very tragic, Shen Mo climbed after doing 10 push-ups in a row, with one hand... Before going to college, Shen Mo could do one or two with one hand, but after going to college...

——Everything is the fault of the university!

Just now when Shen Mo was on the high-speed rail, he swiped to this Weibo video in the early morning. At that time, the reposting volume of that video was only double digits. Now that he came home, he sat at home and wandered around for a while, and was dragged by his mother to sweep and mop the floor. Housework for a while, after dinner, and as soon as I surf the Internet, good guy, the number of retweets has already reached 4 digits.Even Shen Mo's own fan group was discussing this frantically.However, discussing and discussing, this sense of rhythm is a bit wrong.

"May the idiot Zhu have good physical strength! Our little Qingqing must be very lucky!"

"Xiao Qingqing hurry up and obey the silly mother of wishing bamboo!"

"Xiao Qingqing, don't give up such a good attack to others, take it quickly~"

"I'm really looking forward to the finished product of this h (﹃)"

Shen Mo appeared in the group with a dark face: "(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ you are enough! I am very aggressive in reality!"

Of course, the fans in the group "love" Qingxia Jun:

"Hmmmm! Touch Xiaoqing, our Xiaoqing is also very handsome, really~(^_^)~"

"That's right, our little Qingqing is so cute, no matter how brave the attack is, what's the big deal ╮(╯▽╰)╭ If our little Qingqing winks, they will definitely let Xiaoqingqing order him!"

"Xiao Qingqing, I think Zhuda is pretty good, so you should settle down with him!"

……

Shen Mo vomited blood for three liters.This group of fans is definitely their own, and this elbow is turned outside.

Here, Shen Mo's mother handed over the apple, and saw Shen Mo surfing the Internet, so she also started nagging: "As soon as I got home, I hung up the Internet, and when I got home, I hung up the Internet, what can you do with the Internet all day long! You see See how mature Xiao Hua is now. At that time, I really should have called you back to let you meet and let you know what the gap is."

——This mother is definitely his own.

wish bamboo.Yue Hua.Why do people around him keep talking about these two people!

Shen Mo ran back to the room, pulled out his beloved frog and began to pinch it violently.He couldn't hold it any longer... He was afraid that he might break the frog.This frog was given to him by Yue Hua on his birthday in the second year of high school.If it breaks... Maybe Yue Hua won't give him a new venting ball...

In the eyes of outsiders, Shen Mo always greets people with a smile on his face, and he can give people a good face no matter how embarrassing the occasion is.Outsiders say that Shen Mo has a good temper, but in fact, Shen Mo just found other ways to vent his emotions - squeeze the vent ball.When he was in elementary school, Shen Mo had a very bad temper, and could get into fights at every turn.But Yue Hua has never disliked him. Once Shen Mo quarreled with his classmates over trivial matters. The other party was tall and powerful, and Shen Mo couldn't beat him. His homework was torn to pieces—he felt that Yue Hua knew to do his homework beside him without helping him.After tearing it up, Shen Mo regretted it, but Yue Hua not only didn't get angry, but also comforted him with a smile, asking him if he felt better after tearing things up...

After entering junior high school, the school shop began to sell vent balls, which can be used to pinch.Yue Hua bought one for Shen Mo, hoping that he could control his violent temper.The venting ball really worked. On the one hand, it was also Shen Mo who didn't like to fight with people so much after entering junior high school. Shen Mo's temper began to improve, and he stopped fighting with others. He just squeezed and vented if he was unhappy. Ball, or find Yue Hua to complain.

Later, the two started playing online matchmaking together, and Shen Mo would tell Yue Hua about any unhappiness, and immediately felt comfortable after speaking.Now that Yue Hua is gone, Shen Mo often feels that there is no place to vomit.

Shen Mo squeezed the frog again, now that he is entangled like this, it's really enough...tolerable.

His mother kept telling Shen Mo how handsome and mature Yue Hua is now, Shen Mo couldn't imagine Yue Hua's mature appearance, and his mind was still full of Yue Hua's appearance in high school.At that time, Yue Hua was sure that he would still be able to grow taller. Every dinner time, he would go to the playground to shoot basketball among a group of people who were a head or more taller than him—attention, shooting.After playing basketball, he will take high-calcium milk and pour it all over.But until the second year of high school, he was still not as tall as Shen Mo... no, it seemed... almost.

After thinking about it, Shen Mo's face gradually became gloomy again.They had a physical examination together in the first year of high school, so he was sure that Yue Hua was only 169, but when the physical examination was in the second year of high school, Yue Hua had already transferred schools.

Yuan Zhu, who easily did more than 20 one-handed push-ups, and Yue Hua, who has become unimaginably mature... Shen Mo began to imagine the scene where these two people were together.There is a photo of the streets of London in Zhu Zhu’s Weibo, with blue sky, white clouds, warm golden sunshine, and the signboards of the cafes beside the street swaying gently with the breeze...the street scene in Great Britain is really beautiful.If at this time, two tall and handsome guys walk side by side with a glass of Costa smiling...

fuck...

Shen Mo pinched his aching temple.He didn't want to admit that Yuan Zhu was more suitable for Yue Hua than himself.

Netizens are all bored, but someone actually estimated the height of Yuanzhu based on the mineral water bottle in the video - about 185, anyway, it will not be lower than 180.Shen Mo resented when he remembered that his height was written as 175 during the physical examination. Anyway, it is said that the height tester during the physical examination would make people shorter. He was 176 in his first year of high school. Why did he return to 175 when he went to college?But no matter how short he is measured by the instrument, he will not be taller than 180...

The gap between people always makes this world full of troubles. ——by Shen Mo.

The ancients said: If life deceives you, please don't be sad, please don't cry, because he will continue to deceive you tomorrow.

Unlucky things come one after another.Dog days of the penguin poked Shen Mo:

Fu Tian: Xiao Qingqing, although I don't want to hit you, but I'm also responsible for your signature... The quality of the dry voice you just handed in is not good.have to reverse [to finger]