Baby, it turns out that you are the gong

"Yunfan, are you resting tomorrow?"

My cousin was washing the dishes. He didn't like wearing an apron, so he rolled up his shirt sleeves, bending over to make his waist look very slender.

"Yes, do you have any arrangements?" Uncle said without looking back.

Ye Xiu came over and grabbed his uncle's shoulders, and patted his uncle vigorously: "Let's go for a drive, I'll take you to the western suburbs, and get to know your school by the way, there are many farmhouses there, last time I went with my dad There is a local chicken that is very good, I will take you to try it."

He was talking so enthusiastically that he didn't notice that his cousin's body froze suddenly. By putting down his chopsticks, his cousin walked around Ye Xiu calmly.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he took a step, Ye Xiu's arms wrapped around his neck again, this time two arms wrapped around his neck, and his whole body was covered on his cousin's back.

"If you don't want to eat chicken, there is a fish shop over there. Customers catch fish by themselves, cook and eat it right away. It's very fun, how about it?" Ye Xiu tilted his head and leaned into his ear, making a lot of noise Cousin's ears buzzed.

He sighed lowly, then smiled: "Okay, it's a pity that brother and sister-in-law have to go to work tomorrow."

"Don't worry about them, let's eat ours."

The cousin smiled bitterly: "Then should you let me go first? Or, you come to wash the dishes?"

"Get out, those two guys are still waiting for me to play games, the four of us will go together tomorrow." Ye Xiu let go of his cousin, the way boys express their affection is so simple and direct, as long as whoever is pleasing to the eye, he is himself people.

"Okay, but..." Cousin put the chopsticks away and said to Ye Xiu, "...I went to the bookstore during my lunch break today and bought you the preview materials for the first year of high school. You will have to read them every day from now on."

"I……"

Uncle knew that Ye Xiu was not going to do it, so he finished quickly: "Look first, and if you don't understand, you can ask me. Take advantage of the holidays to preview the knowledge of the first year of high school, and it will be more effective when you learn it."

Who doesn't know the effect of preview?What Ye Xiu is dissatisfied with is that the young master just thought you were a nice person, but the next second you set him up, Yun Fan, you are ruthless!

Although the uncle has lived in for less than a month, Yunfan can also tell that the uncle looks good-tempered, but he says what he says.

And this person is precocious, less than 20 years old, it seems that he has experienced decades of wind and rain, and his thoughts are so deep that he can't say anything. As long as he has said and made a decision, even Ye Papa and Ye Mama can't refute it.

Ye Xiu is not afraid of studying. He is afraid that if his cousin is stupid enough to suggest to Ye’s father and mother that he should also go to some bullshit cram school. According to how much Ye’s father and mother value his cousin recently, he will definitely support him unconditionally. Then who would he turn to? Reasoning?

"Okay!" Ye Xiu was full of depression, feeling that the surname Yun was as pretentious as his surname, and the joy just now disappeared.

The cousin knew that he was awkward again, so he ignored him and continued to wash the dishes.

Ye Xiu raised his fist behind him and rolled his eyes: "Yunfan, you must have seen porn too, right?" After speaking, Ye Xiu jumped to the side of his cousin and stared at his face.

Cousin is very calm, cousin is very calm, cousin is super calm, glanced at Ye Xiu, shook his head: "No!"

"Fuck, I don't believe it!"

"No!"

"You really..." Ye Xiu was even more depressed: "You are really boring!"

. . .

Lin Cheng and Sun Jian played until eleven o'clock before they yawned and said goodbye to their cousin.

Papa Ye didn't come home that night, saying he was sleeping in the company, and Mama Ye came back drunk after twelve o'clock, and rushed out of the house screaming and going to work at almost eight o'clock the next day, without even eating breakfast.

Ye Xiu was heartbroken. With such a wonderful pair of parents, he could still grow up healthy and healthy. He should really be grateful for the protection of the eight generations of ancestors.

After eating breakfast, Ye Xiu felt weak.Uncle tidied up the house, went into the house and changed his clothes. He still had shirts and jeans, but the shirts were changed to checkered ones, and the jeans were also changed to five-point shorts. He looked younger all of a sudden.

"What are you doing in a daze? Aren't you going for a ride?" My cousin walked up to Ye Xiu, couldn't hold back, and rubbed Ye Xiu's head.

Ye Xiu was most annoyed when people touched his head, so he just stared back with a blank stare: "How many times have I said, hairstyle!"

Uncle ignored his anger: "Aren't you going?"

"Go, definitely go!" Ye Xiu jumped up, took out his mobile phone to call Lin Cheng and Sun Jian, and glanced at his uncle's ankle from the corner of his eyes, thinking, it's so white!

Lin Cheng used the cram school as an excuse to snatch a motorcycle from his father, so Ye Xiu took his cousin, Lin Cheng took Sun Jian, and the four rushed to the western suburbs.

The motorcycle drove for more than an hour before reaching the Liu's Fish Farm that Ye Xiu said could catch fish.

In front of the fish farm is a boxy fish pond. Customers can fish by themselves, catch in the water, row a boat and cast a net. They can do whatever they want. The fish they catch can be bought home or put away if they can’t eat. Back to the fish pond.

Ye Xiu came here to catch fish. The four of them went to the boss to change their clothes, put on waterproof clothes and boots, and went to a fish pond suitable for catching fish by hand.

The fish pond is not big, the water is only up to the knees, and there are about a dozen fish in it, and they occasionally bump into everyone's legs while swimming.

"Wahhaha, little Yuyu, I'm here!" Lin Cheng yelled strangely, and pressed it down. A big carp jumped out of the water with its tail raised, and then dived into the water with such a speed that Lin Cheng couldn't help it. Ye Xiu and Sun Jian were so happy that their stomachs cramped when they touched the fish's tail in time, and their faces were splashed with muddy water.

Ye Xiuxiu laughed heartily, a fish swam past his leg, he pressed his hands quickly, but only touched the round fish's back.

There is a time limit for catching fish. The water in the fish pond is muddy, and the fish are easy to choke to death, so each catch is only 10 minutes long, and the number of fish caught in this fish pond is also limited every day. Ye Xiu and the others came in the morning. It's still the first wave.

The four tried several times but failed to catch a fish.

"Yunfan, didn't you catch fish when you were young?" Ye Xiu thought that his cousin should be a master, but he didn't expect to be as good as them.

Cousin pushed the mirror frame: "I haven't caught it!"

"You haven't caught fish before, how dare you say you are from a mountain village?" Ye Xiu added in his heart, "Nerd!"

The cousin greeted everyone with a smile: "Let's drive the fish to a corner, it may be easier." The other three immediately followed suit.

Lin Cheng and Sun Jian looked like hooligans, yelling obscenely while catching fish with their hands and feet.

Uncle Biao’s method was really reliable, the four of them drove the fish to a corner, and the fish jumped wildly. Ye Xiu and Lin Cheng moved quickly, and each caught one in no time.

Lin Cheng threw the fish into the bucket, turned around and saw his cousin was helping Ye Xiu wipe the muddy water off his face, this guy suddenly rushed over and hugged his cousin's neck from behind.

Before he had time to quarrel with his uncle, he felt a tightness in his arm, and then he was pulled vigorously, and then with a "plop", he was thrown over his shoulder by his uncle into the muddy water.

Lin Cheng fell so badly that his body was covered in muddy water. Everyone was shocked, and Ye Xiu was almost tripped by Lin Cheng.

The cousin looked at Lin Cheng who was still lying in the water, and was startled, and hurried over to pull him up.

Ye Xiu suddenly thought of his pounce last night, his cousin seemed to...

"I'm sorry, I..." My cousin's chest was still heaving rapidly. Although he was apologizing to Lin Cheng, it was completely subconscious. Before he finished speaking, Ye Xiu grabbed his cousin and gave Lin Cheng a look. : "What are you doing in such a sudden surprise? I was scared to death by you!"

Lin Cheng was in a panic. He didn't expect Ye Xiu to slap him when he recovered. He pointed to his nose: "You said I was shocked? Are you blind? Your uncle!"

Sun Jian quickly called the boss and dragged Lin Cheng to take a shower and change clothes.

Well, the thought of catching fish is gone now.

Uncle said to Ye Xiu: "It's all my fault, I'll go and apologize to Lin Cheng later!"

"Sorry, no need, just drink two more glasses with him later, that grandson won't hold grudges!" Ye Xiu took off his waterproof jacket and called his cousin, "Go and wash your face, my face is covered in mud!"

Cousin's lips twitched. Since Ye Xiu didn't ask, he just didn't say anything.

Lin Cheng really didn't hold any grudges, so he murmured with Sun Jian in the bathroom for a long time, and finally came to the conclusion that his cousin must have practiced, and his nerve sensitivity is stronger than ordinary people, just like the killer special police in movies, whoever puts his shoulders Who will fall.

Sun Jian obviously felt that his rhetoric didn't make sense, but it wasn't him that his cousin fell, so he didn't bother to care about it.

Lin Cheng came out of the bathroom and saw his uncle smiling shamelessly: "Haha Yun, no, uncle, it was my fault just now. I suddenly had a convulsion in my head. Didn't it scare you?"

The uncle thought that Ye Xiu's friend was really good, shook his head amiably, and asked the three nephews to sit at a table in the yard where the ventilation and shade were also shaded.

Lin Chengcheng was like a dog leg, busy back and forth, cleaning the table and asking the waiter to pour water, and asked his cousin meanly: "Uncle, do you want tea or a drink, or can we order two cold beers?" Come on, cool off!"

Ye Xiu kicked Sun Jian under the table, and Sun Jian turned sideways and said in a low voice, "I fell so stupid, your cousin said that he has practiced kung fu, so he probably wants to learn from him."

Over there, Lin Cheng was really asking his cousin if he had learned kung fu.

Uncle Biao also nodded: "I have learned grappling from a retired special forces soldier."

Lin Cheng admired it very much: "No wonder, your hands are so beautiful, I was thrown to the ground before I realized it, it was like a dream, uncle, you can teach me when you have time."

Ye Xiu twirled a broad bean and threw it at it: "When you were six years old, you signed up for a taekwondo class. Who would hang on to the osmanthus tree downstairs every time with cat urine hanging on it?"

"Well, can that be the same?" Lin Cheng pointed to Ye Xiu and Sun Jian: "Isn't it because you two won't go, that's why I don't go."

Sun Jian bit the broad beans hard and snorted: "Actually, it's because this guy was beaten up in class and he couldn't find help, so he was too scared to go."

"I won't tell you!" Lin Cheng said to his cousin shyly, "Uncle, you can teach me, when I learn how to find revenge for those grandsons, people say that it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge. Seeing that it will be ten years, if I don't take revenge, I will become a villain."

The cousin smiled and agreed.

"Fuck, you're so shameless!" Ye Xiu really wanted to kick Lin Cheng, a bitch, into the air.

. . .

The four of them took care of the two big fish, and went to step on some near the uncle's school. After running in the sun for a day, it was only after four o'clock when they got home.

Ye Xiu was dizzy from the sun, and his cousin was not much better, almost collapsed.

Seeing Ye Xiu open the refrigerator, my cousin reminded me, "I boiled mung bean soup last night and it's iced, don't drink it..." Before he could finish speaking, Ye Xiu had already opened a can of beer and took two sips.

The cousin sighed: "I told you not to drink beer!"

"Who told you to speak slowly? I've already drank it..." Ye Xiu curled his lips: "Would you like to have a sip? It's so cool, so refreshing!"

"Forget it, I'll still drink mung bean soup!"

"Turtle!"

Uncle snatched the beer from Ye Xiu's hand, and stuffed the ice-cold mung bean soup into his hand: "To relieve the heat!"

Ye Xiu: "..."

In the evening, Father Ye called back to say that he would not go home for dinner. Ye Xiu looked at Miss Yin who was drinking soup without heart and lungs: "Your man hasn't come home for two days in a row, Miss Yin, don't you feel anything? "

Ye Ma smashed her mouth and thought for a while: "The company has his change of clothes, and he already has a beer belly!"

The cousin looked at Ye Xiu and said he didn't understand.

Ye Xiu didn't understand either: "No, does your husband's not coming home have anything to do with whether he has a beer belly?"

"Why not?" Ye Ma blinked at Ye Xiu charmingly: "He has no money and no power. Before, he only had a skin. Now, the skin is gone. What else should I worry about?"

Ye Xiu: "..."

The cousin pursed his lips and smiled.

Ye's mother turned her son's face: "baby, don't you think it's your father who should be worried? Although your mother and I are nearly forty years old, we are still shy, beautiful and graceful. Oh, and this afternoon there is a young man who strikes up a conversation with me!"

Ye Xiu rolled his eyes: "Ms. Yin Yuexiu, you were nearly forty two years ago. My math was not taught by my physical education teacher. You are over forty."

"Even though my mother is nearly fifty years old, she is still a flower in the [-]th factory."

Ye Xiu: "That's right, it must be dripped!"

While his cousin was washing the dishes, Ye Xiu sneaked into Ye Ma's house.

The beautiful lady Yin was chatting on WeChat on the web, Ye Xiu looked over and saw that the group name was "We who pretended to be aggressive in those years", and he was immediately overwhelmed by thunder.

"Beauty, let me ask you something!" Ye Xiu huddled on the chair with his mother, hugging his mother's neck and acting coquettishly.

The big beauty Yin tapped the keyboard frantically: "If you want money, you need to die!"

"What happened to Yunfan?" Ye Xiu asked suddenly.

Mama Ye's hand really paused: "...what, what's going on? What's wrong with Yunfan?"

This woman was a bit slow in the first place, but when Ye Xiu attacked suddenly, she was not prepared at all, so her mind slowed down a few beats, and when she faltered and pretended to be stupid, Ye Xiu didn't believe anything.

"Don't pretend to be confused with me. You forgot that your son grew up reading Conan's novels. Tell me, what happened to Yunfan? There are so many relatives in their family, no matter whether they are blood or close. Let's go home?"

When Ye Xiu thought about his cousin's glasses and his "Kung Fu", and contacted Ye Ma's expression at this time, he became more and more curious.