Baby, it turns out that you are the gong

Going out under the sun in the summer is definitely asking for trouble. As soon as Ye Xiu went out, the hairs all over his body stood up like fire. It felt like being put in an oven.

Ye Xiu didn't understand: "No, why don't we just pick up a package? Do we have to go now? Can't I let my dad drive to pick it up on weekends?"

Uncle unlocked the bicycle and pushed the frame of the glasses: "Anyway, we're free, it's just a box of books, don't bother your dad!"

Ye Xiu looked at the dejected flowers and trees baked by the high temperature, and struggled resolutely: "Do we really have to go by bicycle?"

The cousin has already stepped into the car and glanced at him: "Are you afraid of the heat?"

Ye Xiu: "..." Is there even a need to ask?Grandpa's sweat has already come down.

Cousin: "Come up, it won't be hot in a while!"

"There is no wind today!" Are you sure your cloud can fly?

"It's only two streets away, don't worry about mothers-in-law, are boys still afraid of the sun?"

Ye Xiu became angry: "Who is the mother-in-law?"

The cousin gave two good-tempered hehes, and Ye Xiu rolled his eyes and sat down helplessly.

Fortunately, his bike has a relatively tall frame. Ever since he entered junior high school, Ye Xiu would never ride someone else's bike, let alone hitch a ride.

He is quite tall, now 1.7 meters five, sitting on it like this, his legs have to be lifted, which is indescribably awkward.

Uncle chose to walk on the sidewalk, next to the green belt, although the scorching sun was blocked a little, but what is the concept of dog days in a big city, the air is almost boiling.

Ye Xiu soon broke out in sweat, and glanced at his cousin, good guy, he thought this person didn't know how hot it was, but it turned out that just like him, his shirt and vest were wet with sweat and stuck to his body.

The white shirt became transparent with sweat, and Ye Xiu saw the piece of flesh on his cousin's vest, and he couldn't tell what he felt in his heart.

When I arrived at the post office, my uncle picked up...the package?

Ye Xiu was shocked when he saw his cousin coming out of a big boxy cardboard box. Could it be that there were five, six, seven, or eighty books instead of five, six, seven, or eight?

The cousin carried the cardboard box all the way onto the bicycle and put it upright on the shelf at the back. Ye Xiu found out that he had found a rope from somewhere, tied it up and down, left and right, and finally pushed it to make sure the box would not fall off. He waved to Ye Xiu.

Ye Xiu looked at his dirt-looking bicycle, and couldn't bear to take a second look: "Where should I sit?"

Uncle patted the seat: "Here, you carry it back, I'll go to the farmer's market to buy something!"

"What, me?"

Uncle leaned on the handlebar: "You wait for me downstairs, I'll be there soon, the farmer's market... I checked the map of this area, I remember it's nearby!"

Did this person listen to himself?Ye Xiu put his hands on his hips, 1 people were unwilling, and rode his bicycle against the sun like an idiot. He was not sick, so he would change to a motorcycle tomorrow.

Oh no, it's not a question of changing cars now!

"It's not Yunfan, what are you doing at the farmer's market, isn't there a supermarket in the community?"

The cousin's eyes behind the lens suddenly lit up, but for a short time, just in the blink of an eye. "The things I want to buy are not sold well in the neighborhood supermarket, don't worry, wait for me for 10 minutes at most!"

Regardless of Ye Xiu's answer or not, my cousin pulled Ye Xiu away, shoved the handlebar into his hand, and ran away first.

Ye Xiu was so angry that he wished he could throw the car and the box of books on the side of the road.

However, he still couldn't do such an immoral thing, so he could only ride back on his bike.

Although the cardboard box was tied, it was wobbly and heavy, and it was difficult to balance at all.

Ye Xiu was worried that it would fall, so he could only support it with one hand behind his back, holding the handlebar with one hand, and rode back crookedly and frightened all the way. When he arrived downstairs, his body was covered in sweat, as if it had been drenched in water.

"Si Yunfan, you really came here to torment me!" Ye Xiu kicked the cardboard box, but he weighed it in his heart, at least thirty to forty catties, anyway, there is an elevator, so it's no problem to get it in.

Want him to wait in the steaming steamer with thirty or forty kilograms of things?Not to mention that he's not mentally ill, it's not embarrassing enough to just stand here like this.

After locking the bicycle casually, Ye Xiu picked up the box and entered the elevator. After such a toss, he was sweating again, and his clothes hadn't been dried.

When his cousin came back with big bags and small bags, Ye Xiu had just taken a cold shower, and then he came out wearing a pair of shorts and kicking and steaming.

The cousin saw him smile, and then got into the kitchen.

"Go shopping?" Remembering his uncle's promise to eat delicious food for dinner, Ye Xiu's thoughts suddenly became alive again. While brushing his hair, he grabbed his phone and sent a WeChat message to his parents: "There is delicious food tonight. Don't wait for the time!"

Before putting down the phone, Ye Xiu received a message from Ye Ma, it was a bloody knife.

Don't think about it, Miss Yin must be in a meeting right now.

Ye Xiu went back to his room, put on a vest, and went to the kitchen.

The cousin was really busy, there was boiling water in the pot, and he was washing the stick bones.

Hearing the sound of footsteps, my cousin asked without looking back, "Do you have a casserole for soup at home?"

Ye Xiu thought for a while, "There seems to be one, a large jar of double-eared purple clay... You can find it yourself, it's either in the closet or in the utility room."

The cousin took the washed stick bones into the basin, washed his hands and went straight to the utility room.

Not long after, he really came out holding a purple casserole. Ye Xiu raised his eyebrows and whistled, "Hey, you know Miss Yin pretty well!"

It has been almost a year since I bought the purple casserole, and Ye Xiu had seen it the first time.

Uncle stared at his wet hair: "Go and dry your hair, it's cooler with the air conditioner on."

Ye Xiu stared at those bones, thinking of what Ye Ma said last night, he couldn't help but ask him, "Do you want to give me calcium?"

"Food supplements are better!" Biao Shu said concisely, he was still sweating profusely, and his hair was also wet, similar to Ye Xiu's.

Ye Xiu's heart skipped a beat, but no one knew that sometimes at night he couldn't sleep because of the pain in his bones.

"You go take a shower first and then do it again, your shirt is all wasted!" Seeing that my cousin rolled up his sleeves to wash the casserole, he hurried over to help: "I'll wash it!"

The boiling water in the pot boiled, and my cousin didn't talk nonsense with him, and stuffed the casserole into his hand: "You wash it, and I'll blanch the blood in the bones."

The two of them were busy in the kitchen. Ye Xiu washed the casserole inside and out, and the uncle prepared the onion, ginger, garlic and other ingredients. After Ye Xiu washed the casserole and filled it with water, the uncle put the bones and ingredients into it. , and fire.

"Look at the fire. When the water boils, turn to low heat and boil slowly. I'll wash it first!" Uncle raised his arm and smelled it: "It's so hot, I'm rotten!"

Ye Xiu looked at the purple casserole and waved: "Go, go, I'll be watching!"

Seeing that his cousin was gone, Ye Xiu took out his phone, took a photo of the pot and sent it to Moments, with the title "Master Xiu's Bone Soup"!

Soon, there was a lot of complaints below:

Tucao 1: Look, there is a cow flying in the sky!

Tucao 2: Look, there are two cows flying in the sky!

Tucao 3: Look, there are three cows flying in the sky!

I keep complaining that there are 39 cows flying in the sky!

Well, there were exactly 40 people in their previous class plus him!

Ye Xiu got angry: "Whoever brags is the grandson!"

Anyway, we washed the pot, isn't it considered that we boiled it?

His bad friends continued to complain:

Tucao 1: True or false?Master Xiu, can you drink the boiling water?

Ye Xiu replied: I will drink it for you to watch at night!

The following is 1 hug: It is definitely not for people to drink, so be firm!

2 Lu: He can make soup and I can have a full banquet!

3 hug: Don't hit Xiao Xiuxiu like this, their beauties are not talented, so they can only support themselves.

Those who dare to call Xiao Xiuxiu, don't think about it, it's either Xiao Linzi or a little slut, this is a little slut, Ye Xiu thinks he needs to find some time to clean up the harem.

4 Lu: Be safe and don't be impatient, Master Xiu's hot food is definitely for people to drink, and those who can drink are non-human!

5 Lu: He himself is a non-human being, probably that's how he got drunk.

6 Lu: ...

Up to the 30th floor, no one spoke human words. Ye Xiu was furious: Aren't you in cram school?

This sentence caused public outrage, and Ye Xiu was quickly drowned in all kinds of complaints. He didn't even bother to read it, and put away his phone very annoyed.

Just after turning down the heat of the casserole, the phone beeped twice, and I clicked on it, and it was Xiao Linzi.

Xiao Linzi: Is it your cousin who boiled it?

Master Xiu: You know it again!

Xiao Linzi: I just know that your cousin is not bad, he even cooks soup for you, if you are replaced by a cousin, wouldn’t you be so beautiful?

Xiao Linzi and the little bitch knew the situation of Ye Xiu's family very well, and knew that his family had an unreliable mother, so they immediately guessed who made the soup.

Ye Xiu was quite unconvinced: If you don't believe it, let it go, I'm too lazy to talk to you.

Xiao Linzi: You must not believe it!

Master Xiu: Master washes the pot.By the way, he made an angry expression.

Xiao Linzi replied with a picture of blood spurting.

I accidentally made friends, and went back to the room angrily.

Ye Xiu didn't come out of the house until Papa Ye and Mama Ye came home, and when he opened the door, he heard Mama Ye's high-decibel ecstasy.

"Wow, Xiaofan, you are really amazing!"

It was mixed with Papa Ye's calm reassurance: "Don't get excited, watch out for your blood pressure!"

At this time, Mama Ye still remembered what blood pressure was, and she sat down at the table without changing her clothes: "Let's serve dinner!" After thinking about it, she felt that it was wrong, and finally realized that she was the only woman in the family, and stood up again: "Oh, I serve dinner !" Then he raised his voice and called Ye Xiu: "Baby, baby, dinner is ready!"

Ye Xiu was speechless!

Before Mother Ye could stand up, Uncle Ye came out with two bowls of rice. Father Ye was quite embarrassed: "How can I let you cook? You are just like Xiaoxiu, just study hard."

Ye Ma said "that's it", and she couldn't wait to throw herself into the kitchen.

The cousin smiled shyly: "I'm idle anyway..."

Before he finished speaking, he heard Mama Ye screaming from the kitchen: "Wow, bone soup!"

For some reason, Ye Xiu looked forward to the hot pot more than the home-cooked dishes on the table that made your mouth water when you looked at them...