Baby, it turns out that you are the gong

My cousin is four years older than Ye Xiu. The two met for the first time when my cousin lived in Ye Xiu's house. My cousin was 19 years old and had just been admitted to a key university in the city.

Regarding this cousin who fell from the sky, Ye Xiu's first reaction was to look at his own father, and asked without blinking, "Cousin? Could it be the illegitimate child you raised outside?"

His father Ye Shikang immediately slapped him on the back of the head, and said angrily, "Don't you want to raise an illegitimate child?"

Ye Xiu poked at his mother, who was wearing brightly colored curlers on her head, and was gesticulating at her phone: "Hey, beauty Yin, your man is going to climb the wall!"

Mother Yin Yuexiu spread her palms: "I have been married to you for 16 and a half years, and the youth loss fee of 80 yuan a year is [-] yuan in total. As we are acquaintances, the [-] yuan will be treated as a discount for you. "

Papa Ye: "It's really familiar!"

Ye Xiufu said, "Beauty Yin, do you still dare to call yourself a flower in [-] Factory?"

"This old lady is sold at a low price. There is no way. Who told me to accidentally give birth to you, which will seriously affect the market price of my old lady."

Ye Xiu: "..."

Papa Ye: "..."

Cousin has a very pretentious name in Ye Xiu's opinion. His surname is Yun and his name is Fan. The surname Yun is rare. Although he suddenly has such a cousin in his heart, Ye Xiu is also very curious and wants to see Let's see if this cousin, who was hyped up by his parents, is worthy of that pretentious surname.

When picking up people at the train station, Ye Xiu saw a person from a long distance away, er, there were people coming and going at the train station, of course what he saw was a person, it couldn't be a cat or a dog.

The man was wearing a snow-white shirt with a pair of light gray jeans underneath. When he got closer, he realized that it was not light gray, but blue jeans that had turned white after washing.

Ye Xiu whistled at that time. In their eyes, wearing a shirt and suit without going to work is pretending to be a wolf with a big tail, and he is still white. How can he be a literary youth in the [-]s?

This dude is so crazy, Ye Xiu tilted his head and thought, glanced at his parents who were still looking around, and shook his head, this couple of ugly handsome men and beautiful women!

The man had almost walked in front of the family of three. Ye's father and Ye's mother were holding an enlarged ID photo that they did not know where to pick out, and they were still staring around.

Ye Xiu couldn't bear to see it anymore, he turned Mama Ye's head and pointed at the man: "Here, everyone is under your nose!"

Ye Ma looked at the gentle and handsome guy on the opposite side, and then at the photo in her hand, she was indignant: "Damn it!"

Then, Ye's father and Ye's mother greeted him happily, Ye Xiu didn't move, put his hands in his trouser pockets, and then his eyes fell on that face.

The hair was cut neatly, looking very dark and soft, wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses... Ye Xiu frowned, and immediately gave a bad review. As for the nose and eyes, he just didn't bother to look at it.

In short, apart from the white shirt, this cousin has nothing to do with the cloud, whether it is a white cloud or a dark cloud, it is purely a piece of shit.

From that day on, my cousin settled down in Ye Xiu's house.

Uncle Biao comes from a small mountain village with beautiful mountains and clear waters in the eyes of the beautiful woman Yin, but in fact there is no 4G or wo, just as simple as that white shirt.

As for where this cousin started to "watch", even Ye's father couldn't tell whether it was the third uncle or the fourth uncle and fifth aunt who started it. Anyway, the cousin's own father had met Ye's father once, it was The kinship relationship that was confirmed at that time (in fact, Dad Ye is still not sure).

It is said that my cousin had no mother since he was a child, and then his father died last year. It just so happened that he was admitted to the university here this year. The elders in the family suddenly remembered the Ye family, a relative with a handsome appearance of three thousand miles, and sold it for him. The land and the house, and all the belongings came rushing.

Ye Xiu has heard about these things, he has already passed the age of competing with others for milk, and he doesn't mind having one more person in the family to eat, and his parents don't care about his business if they are willing to send this person to school, but there is one thing...

"Don't expect me to call you uncle. From now on in this family, we will not violate the river water, understand?"

Uncle pushed the mirror frame, looked at Ye Xiu: "Understood!"

Maybe it was because the sun was too bright at that time, or maybe Ye Xiu's brain had a twitch at that time. When he met his uncle's gaze, Ye Xiu realized that this man's eyes were really beautiful, even though the eyeballs were dark because of a layer of lenses. It is black and white, Ye Xiu thought at the time that the air in the small mountain village is really good, and there must be no smog.

The dinner that day was eaten at a restaurant, and Ye Xiu couldn't help being hypocritical at the age of 15. The young master didn't come to the restaurant for his birthday, what kind of onion are you?

Then Ye Xiu discovered that since his cousin appeared, his parents didn't see him as his own son immediately. The beautiful woman Yin and the handsome man Ye sat at the head of the cousin, and he sat opposite to the three of them. No matter how you look at it, there is a family of three.

What Ye Xiu didn't expect was that sitting in this famous restaurant in the city, this grassy-scented turtle would act calmly and calmly, without any embarrassment at all, which made Ye Xiu very disappointed.

"Xiao Xiuxiu, your cousin is the champion of science in their city this year. Take a look, you are not only smart, but also beautiful."

Ye Xiu leaned lazily on the chair: "Ms. Yin, if you don't show off your eloquence, no one will know that you are illiterate and beautiful. Are you looking for a daughter-in-law?"

Ye Ma gave Ye Xiu a coquettish look: "Stinky boy, is there such a thing as running on your mother?"

"I want to act like a baby and find your man!" In the blink of an eye, Ye Xiu found that his cousin was looking at him with a smile, the corners of his lips raised high, no matter how you look at it...he deserves a beating.

Ye Xiu stared back with a blank stare, and raised a middle finger viciously in his heart, laughing at you for being paralyzed, without realizing how evil this kind of thinking is!

Mama Ye kept picking up vegetables for her cousin, smiling until the crow's feet disappeared from the corners of her eyes: "Xiaofan, I will treat our house as my own home from now on, don't worry, if you have Xiao Xiuxiu, you will have a bite, and if you have Xiao Xiuxiu, you will have a bite." What you wear is what you wear, and what you wear is Xiaoxiu..."

Ye Xiu put down his chopsticks with a snap, and his appetite was lost by Ye Ma's "Xiao Xiuxiu": "Please, Miss Yin, can you give your son another nickname?"

It's a pity that Mama Ye and Papa Ye didn't dump him. Papa Ye took Mama Ye's baton, patted his cousin on the shoulder, picked up his big brother's airs, and said earnestly: "I don't mention anything else. Although our two families don't often Contact, but my friendship with your father is left alone, from now on, we will be your brother and sister-in-law, and Xiaoxiu will be your brother..."

Ye Xiu knocked on the table: "Hey, I'm a junior!"

Papa Ye became angry from embarrassment: "You brat, why do you interrupt when your lord is talking?"

"..." Ye Xiu wrinkled his mouth and nose, and closed his mouth unwillingly. In a blink of an eye, he met the man's wet smiling eyes again.

Sure enough, there is only a thin line between genius and nerve, Ye Xiu thought unkindly.

Cousin is polite and interesting, but also steady and generous. He accepts Ye Xiu's intentional indifference and alienation, and instead turns to comfort Ye's father and mother: "Brother and sister-in-law, don't be so nervous, you don't have to be so grand, I Since I came to join you, I didn’t treat you as outsiders, so please don’t treat me as outsiders either.”

Father Ye slapped his thigh immediately, proudly: "Okay, since you have said so, then, from now on, I will treat you as my own son, no, I will raise you as my own brother, to support you in school, and help you find a job and a wife. Don't be polite to us."

Ye Ma nodded like a pounding garlic: "That's right!"

The cousin stood up and bowed to Ye's father and Ye's mother: "Thank you, big brother and sister-in-law!" The handsome couple seemed to win 500 million.

Ye Xiu thought sourly, as expected, he brought relatives with him, it's not that the whole family doesn't come into the house!

The family of three on the opposite side of the meal was full of smiles, and Ye Xiu, a loner, was full of displeasure.

He would never admit that this cousin seemed to be a little bit better than him, which made him very upset!

Ye's house was bought early, with three bedrooms and two living rooms, it was quite spacious for a family of three.

However, Mama Ye is incapable of housework. Originally, the three rooms were used as bedrooms, and each room was equipped with a living balcony, bookshelf, computer desk and so on.Mama Ye thought that Dad Ye was reading, smoking and eating sunflower seeds on the balcony, making the house a mess. She was too lazy to clean up, so she drove Dad Ye to the study room, let him ruin it, and then let Dad Ye clean it up by himself.

In this way, the study room became Papa Ye's doghouse, filled with his books, rulers, tools, drawings, etc., which he hadn't had time to tidy up.

What Ye Ma meant was to ask my cousin to squeeze in with Ye Xiu first, and she would move in after tidying up his cousin tomorrow.

Ye Xiu still doesn't know his mother?

What didn't come in time?It was obviously a week ago that it was clamoring to clean it up, but everyone came, and the room was still the same.

Ye Xiu was sure that as long as this cloud lived in his room, the study would never be cleaned up for the rest of his life.

Before Ye Ma could speak, Ye Xiu kicked the door of his room and glared at his cousin angrily, "No way!"

"Yeah, you bastard, it's against you!" Ye Ma knocked on the door twice, but the door didn't move at all, so she could only turn to her cousin apologetically: "You little brat, don't follow me!" He has general knowledge!"

The smile on the uncle's mouth has never changed. He went to pick up his luggage: "It's okay, sister-in-law, I'll go to the study to sleep overnight, and I will help you pack tomorrow!"

Ye Ma's eyes lit up: "You know how to clean up the house?"

"Yes, I can also cook and mop the floor. From now on, I will take care of all the work in our house!"

"Oh, you child!" Ye Ma's heart was about to melt, "What can I call my sister-in-law? If your nephew is half as sensible and well-behaved as you, my sister-in-law will be very happy!"

Being so disgusted by his own mother, Ye Xiu almost died of anger in the room, Ms. Yin Yuexiu, how dare you say it!

Father Ye coughed twice: "You can sleep in the study room, but it's not messy, it's just full of my things, Xiaofan, this will be your home from now on, you should be more comfortable, don't be so restrained."

Ye Xiu slandered inside, empty, without any substance, evil verbalism.

In fact, the study can really sleep, the bed is 1.5 meters, there is nothing on it except the quilt, sheets, pillows and other items that should appear on the bed, it's just...

My cousin was startled when he stepped in. From the door to the balcony, except for the bed, there were almost books, blueprints, solid wood triangle rulers, and one-foot-high compasses... The uncle picked up a piece of paper. Looking at the drawing, it is a half-painted house.

Papa Ye is a great construction engineer!

For all kinds of teachers, doctors, and professors, my cousin absolutely worships them from the bottom of his heart. He put down his luggage, started from the door, picked up the discarded drawings of Dad Ye, laid them flat, and carefully stacked them into a stack... …

Although this family of three seems a little unreliable, my cousin knows that they are all good people, and their family is very happy!