[Comprehensive Wenhao] My God Lord insists that he is an individual

Shenshang Zhuli, for the first time today, I realized that not only did I have a garden in my head, but also lived a large number of shikigami.

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"That is to say, Ah Li, you have been sleeping in your brain?! My brain?!"

So the witch's brain still has this function!He, he doesn't read much, don't lie to him!

"Is it hard to accept?"

Shiranui's voice sounded in the boy's mind, like a singing voice, with a unique rhythm.

"No... It's not so much unacceptable, but why? Is everyone in my spiritual consciousness?"

God Zhu Li said incoherently, the impact of Shiranui's temporary awakening made the young man not know whether to be happy or shocked.

"...I can't tell you the reason. Thinking about it now, we were also sealed and fell into a deep sleep without warning."

Shiranui was silent for a while under the young man's continuous questioning, and then gave an answer that was also full of doubts.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but the black-haired boy always felt that the big demon's tone was a little weak, like someone who couldn't tell a lie, trying to hide it.

The black-haired boy was quiet for a moment, and he thoughtfully did not continue to ask questions.

Zhu Li is very clear about the character of this group of big monsters, as long as they are unwilling to speak, then even if Amaterasu comes, it is estimated that there is no way to pry their mouths open.

It doesn't matter, since he already knows this clue, it doesn't matter if he investigates later, anyway, it's nested in his spiritual consciousness, and he can't escape.

There are a lot of things living in the spiritual sea, and this is really a veritable "brain problem" witch, with a strong smile and no sadness at all.

Compared with the fact that the head is full of monsters, there is another matter that is more urgent.

Shenshang Zhuli glanced at the calendar on the wall, in that row of numbers, 30 was specially circled, and there were a few strokes of fireworks beside it.

"That Ah Li..." the black-haired boy scratched his face in embarrassment, and begged, holding back his shame.

"There is something I want to ask for your help."

Shenshang Zhuli took a deep breath first, then put his hands together and said in ten voices, "Please Shiranui, please let me become a dance master!"

Shiranui: "?"

"Although I don't know why you are suddenly interested in dancing, Zhu Li... But it's okay, let my concubine teach you."

Shiranui covered his lips and laughed, and what he said next made a certain boy shudder,

"But please be aware."

God Zhu Li: ...

She even changed her name, Ah Li!

It's just dancing, are you planning to send him to the battlefield!This sentence of being conscious is so scary!

Seemingly knowing what the black-haired boy was thinking, Shiranui, who was formerly the number one singing and dancing girl on outlying islands, curled up her lips and smiled very kindly.

A drop of cold sweat silently slid down Zhu Li's forehead.

I always feel that he has already regretted the teaching before it even started.

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He regrets it!

Shenshang Zhuli regretted it from the bottom of her heart!He shouldn't have asked Ah Li to teach him the Shenle dance!

Who would have thought that the gentle Shiranui would turn into a super-stern Spartan coach when it comes to dance instruction?

Ah, he never dared to say "it's just a dance" anymore.

Standing like a stake under the sun, the god Zhu Li drooped his head, shedding a string of kelp tears.

Just absent-minded for a second, the voice in my head immediately followed up——

"Don't be distracted, Zhu Li. What's the matter with your legs? Letting you lift up your knees doesn't mean that you will be independent!"

"Okay! Teacher Shiranui!"

The black-haired boy subconsciously straightened his back, crying and adjusted his movements as required.

He just wanted to practice a beginner version of Kagura Dance, why...why is it so difficult!

After practicing all afternoon, I didn't even pass the first dance. I was on the verge of despair.

The outlying island singer Shiranui is almost desperate.

This beautiful monster who fascinated countless monsters finally understood at this moment that Yu Zaoqian and Yu Yanjin were unwilling to teach Zhu Li to dance in the past.

It's not that the student didn't work hard enough, but... he's really good!

Cough, I'm very sorry, I accidentally swear, it's too rude.

The big demon Shiranui had a headache watching the boy's first half-squatting salute, which turned into a zama step.

Elegantly raising his knees to make the golden rooster stand alone, the most amazing thing is, in a part where the circle is relaxed, the boy suddenly jumped out of the momentum of sweeping his legs? !

After watching Zhu Li's version of Kagura Dance, Shiranui's eyes changed from stern to helpless, and then from helpless to speechless and desperate.

Really, it is also a talent to be able to dance a god-respecting dance so murderously that it is like an afternoon call.

"Stop! Let's rest first."

Unable to bear the hot-eyed dance any longer, Shiranui simply called a timeout.

Immediately, Zhu Li breathed a sigh of relief. He bent his knees, like a salted fish that failed to turn over, and lay down on the promenade upright.

The three-eyed meow, who had been watching for a long time, stretched out its meat pad and pressed it on the boy's furry head sympathetically.

Hey, silly boy, why can't you think about asking Shiranui to teach you how to dance?Isn't this two-way torture?

The three-eyed meow sighed in a very humane way, but the gloating gloating in the cat's eyes was totally different.

Meow ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, I never thought that Zhu Li would have you today.

The orange cat spirit was overjoyed, feeling that the grievances of the past few days had all disappeared.

"Zhu Li, may I ask, before... How did you perform the Kagami Dance for the Rage God?"

Shiranui asked suspiciously about life, she really couldn't figure it out, no matter what, Zhu Li is also a witch, such a basic skill, it really shouldn't be like this... It's hard to say.

The three eyes of the dead boy and Miao Miao's smile froze, and Zhu Li took the lead in turning his gaze away suspiciously, expressing with actions that he didn't really want to answer.

"Huh? How did you dance? The big demon Shiranui asked.

"I know that."

Ibaraki Qiu, who woke up at some point, came out, crossed his little feet, and sat on the corridor.

"Zhu Li used to rely on the favor of Rage God, and every time he used that... radio gymnastics to perfunctory."

"It's not perfunctory!"

The black-haired boy who was escaping from reality suddenly straightened up, raised his head and corrected seriously, "Although it was radio gymnastics, I finished it with a respectful heart! Master Rage God likes it very much!"

Ibaraki Qiu didn't speak, and gave the boy a suspicious squint for him to experience.

"Ahhh! If you don't believe me, I'll prove it to you!"

Being stimulated, Zhu Li's waist was no longer sore and his heart was no longer tired. He got up neatly and took out the Kagura bell.

Under the watchful eyes of two big demons and a cat, a legendary gymnastics version of Kagura dance was performed on the spot.

The current dance instructor, Shiranui Jijiong, looked at the young man's skillful and rhythmic movements, and for some reason, he heard the vigorous music playing in his ears.

"The X set of radio gymnastics for elementary and middle school students, the eagles take off, get ready, get up—"

"One two three four, two two three four—"

Shiranui: "..."

Oh, that's the soundtrack to this guy Juli's head.

The thick-skinned Ibaraki on the side was still clapping his legs and shouting, that's right!This is the gymnastics!that's it!

Shiranui: What is this gymnastics? !Can this thing really be used to worship God? !Don't you get even angrier after watching it! ! !

Da Yao Shiranui felt that he had been asleep for too long, and the world was not real anymore.

But there's something even more unreal—

After Kagami Shuri finished the gymnastics neatly with a jumping movement, Shiranui noticed that a gust of wind came from the courtyard of the shrine out of thin air, rustling the leaves on his head.

As if to praise, a hydrangea slowly floated down and landed on the boy's head.

The god Zhu Li happily took off the flower on his head, held it high and smiled, "Look, I'm right! Lord Ragegami likes my Kagura Mai very much!"

Shiranui: "..."

Ibaraki Doji: "..."

The two big monsters fell silent in unison. At this moment, their mood reached an unprecedented tacit understanding.

——Aragami's temper, how nice.

——Aragami's temper, how nice.

Knowing the truth, the three eyes silently moved away, and decided to be a silent and handsome cat.

After that, Shiranui held his forehead wearily, "You are good at radio gymnastics, just dance like this, it's very distinctive."

Then he went into self-isolation after being hit hard.

God Zhu Li: Huh? ? ?Wait, Lili!I was wrong, don't give up on me so quickly!

Radio gymnastics can't transmit spiritual power!

Justify me, Ah Li!Lililili——!

Shiranui: Don't call her, she is Shiranui, she doesn't know what Ah Li is.

Ibaraki Qiu holding tea: Well, it seems that today's Aragami Priestess still hasn't learned how to dance.

congratulations.

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A little easter egg:

On Aragami's real reaction to Juri's radio gymnastics Kagura Mai:

Aragami slapped the table and laughed: "Hahahahahaha, are you imitating a monkey to make me happy?"

"Hahahaha not bad, give the witch a little flower hahahahahahaha."

Look, misunderstandings are beautiful.

The author has something to say:

Known clues:

Although a witch

But I can only use radio gymnastics as Kagura dance

But Aragami seems to be very happy?

can only say god

what witch

Come on, god boy

You don’t want to use the mental power of broadcasting gymnastics to restore Zhongye-chan, smile

Zhongye in the Central Plains, hesitant to speak

感谢在2020-09-2822:58:56~2020-09-3011:04:28期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Yuyin and Langhuahua;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!